August 18th, 2014

Betty Boothroyd Says Carol Mills Not Up To Job


  1. 1
    John Bercow says:



  2. 2
    Welcome says:

    The country is run by people who only know half what they’re doing.
    She’ll fit in a treat.


  3. 5
    The British media are cunts says:

    The 650 cuunts at Westminster are out of their depth and not up to the job either.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 101
      The Growler says:

      Do you think that could be put down to too frequent visits to the HoC bar during the daytime, just asking


  4. 9
    Watcher says:

    Betty was an impressive speaker well suited to the role who served parliament admirably. The present incumbent is a midget (pun intended) in comparison who seems think that the position means serving himself whilst lording it over others more capable.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. 11
    Former Insider says:

    Betty had a go at me once outside her residence.
    It was an honour.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 12
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Give the job to heather mills
    shes a legless old slapper
    Great pal for Sally

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 13
    Pedantic & Irritable Sod says:


    You listening Mr Bercow?


  8. 15
    Socialist Worker says:

    how did this middle aged Australian woman get a work permit. Surely there are enough well qualified Brits looking for a nice cushy job like this?


    • 23
      The Critic says:

      A good question – She may qualify for an ancestry visa ,or possibly a Tier 2 sponsorship visa. Or perhaps the Berk has not bothered -too important to have to worry about such things. After all he’s a bit vague about Commons passes etc. isn’t he?


      • 26
        Socialist Worker says:

        Yeah things like that probably go over Bercow’s head.

        Mind you almost everything goes over his head…………


    • 36
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      I doubt she has a work permit since she does not even have the job yet.


    • 51
      Guide greedy readers left sullen says:

      No other “unqualified” applied for the job. Only one did. No one qualified or remotely qualified did. One applicant, one vacancy, one person took the job. Jealousy will get you know where.


    • 55
      non taxable pikey says:

      “Surely there are enough well qualified Brits looking for a nice cushy job like this?”

      Does Anjem Choudry qualify, he’s a Brit? Fk-knows how.


  9. 16

    Is that a common clerk or a clerk on the common?


  10. 17
    nell. says:

    Ho Hum – Betty Boothroyd is female and labour – very nice put down for bercow!!


    • 26
      The two Muppets says:

      Although I detest Labour , I think that Betty Boothroyd was the best
      Speaker by far , very professional and fair . Not like this muppet we
      have now who has degenerated the Office of Speaker and is a disgrace.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 57
        nell. says:


        And the word muppet for bercow is equally appropriate.

        Liked by 1 person

      • 97
        Don't forget says:

        To be fair Gorbels Mick was the worst speaker. Appoint by McRuin to be a Labour stooge.


      • 167
        Violent Asquith says:

        Being professional and fair, which the Speaker should be, was her downfall. Blair wanted a Speaker he could manipulate, like Gorbals Mick. Ms Boothroyd to her everlasting credit would not bend to his will. Betty was one of the few honourable MPs.


  11. 18
    Jessa Towell says:

    I got in trouble with dark Satanic Mills once.


  12. 19
    Handycock says:

    The next person to say sholmo on this thread is a massive gayer and loves I’srael.


  13. 20
    MacGuffin says:

    That’s that, then.

    Good old Betty.

    Bercow should be considering his position now.


  14. 22
    John Bercow says:

    I am going to stand against Farage in South Thanet.


  15. 25
    David Axlegrease says:

    After Saint Tony the Truthsayer I give you Evangelical Ed the Economy Wrecker.


    • 30
      Sir Cliff says:

      I thought that was Billy Graham then for a second.


    • 31
      Sir Cliff says:

      I thought that was B1lly Graham then for a second


    • 34

      There is absolutely no way that I will try to use this Clerk business to score a cheap political point. The thought won’t even speculate about the possibility of crossing my mind.


    • 35
      Socialist Worker says:

      A man of his age and social standing in this era must have actually had to pay to have teeth that bad.


    • 66
      Wallace says:

      Eeyup lad, stop messin’ around and give us me teeth back


    • 116
      Gooey Blob says:

      Amazing to think Labour actually elected this oddball in the first place. He has been a calamity for that party and would be an even bigger calamity for the whole country were he to be elected next year.

      Just imagine him as PM, representing this country. Utterly terrifying. We have to keep him – and the other Ed – away from the steering wheel.


  16. 32
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Looks like the Ginger Rodent’s let one go.


  17. 33
    David Cameron says:

    War anyone?


  18. 39
    Oi vey, my life says:

    The BBC leading the world in partisan bias now with its reporting on the shooting of a strong arm robbery suspect in the USA, no need to wait for the evidence and when it does emerge they ignore what does not serve their biased agenda.

    White cop guilty of racism and murdering an innocent little gentle child, white police force guilty of excessive force, one look at the photo of the genial little ten year old smiling out innocently shown repeatedly with emotive comments.

    Selective selling of the autopsy ignoring that the BBC claimed he was shot while running away and then shot while on his knees when in fact he was shot in the front while he was running toward the officer.

    The BBC? Half the story half the time and only if and when it serves their agenda.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. 41
    Jezza says:

    Any news from Ferguson? Have the blue eyed Finnish nurses stopped rioting yet Diane?


    • 50
      Diana Abbott says:

      If he’d been shot dead by one of his brothers by another mother everything would have been cool and the gang.


    • 209
      Joe Public - The real one. says:

      American media in a tizzy as Obama has commented in a hand wringing manner on this black thug being killed, but not on an Australian basket ball international killed by three black teenagers who stated they did it as they were bored


  20. 46
    Tapestry says:

    Give her a drink of methane from a fracking drill. Those loonies seem to think it’s harmful stuff. Guido’ll show them it’s all a grand joke.


    • 49
      Boris Spasticky says:

      Wow! That’s Fawkes told.



    • 54
      táxpáyér says:

      Wow you’ve gone downhill, and you were very down before!


    • 207
      Norm Normal says:

      Just been into the kitchen for a quick breath of methane. No discernible effects? According to it’s wiki page methane isn’t toxic so I’m not surprised.

      Regarding the cattle deaths. Few documented cases. The only verifiable case is from 2009 where 17 cattle died after drinking hydraulic fluid from leaking machinery. It wasn’t fracking water.

      The so-called study by professor Oswald, oft quoted by Ecoloons isn’t science. It’s a collection of anonymous quotes and anecdotes, which can’t be independently verified. The professor isn’t an expert in the field.

      It’s the usual pseudoscience used by Ecoloons to back up their scare stories.


    • 210
      Joe Public - The real one. says:

      Seems that on this blog “knowledge starts” AND ENDS on fracking and any other environmental issues. Are they funded by the BBC?


  21. 48
    non taxable pikey says:

    Yeah, let’s all boycott Israel and support those lovely Hamas people.

    Gaza’s ruling Hamas placed dozens of activists from the rival Fatah movement under house arrest during the Gaza war and shot several in the legs for not staying indoors, Fatah officials said Monday.

    I’ve got a better idea, it involves a Black and Decker, a 6mm HSS drill bit and Hamas Kneecaps.


  22. 52

    Hard Labour of Love ?

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 78
      Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

      As much as I can sympathise with some of what Ukip say, the next election is about preventing the disaster of Miliband becoming PM, not ensuring Ukip come second in a few more seats.


  23. 58
    CBeebies says:

    Guy Newsroom closed, here is the news;

    Dave promises action against Islamic State,

    hot air as usual, he hasn’t looked over his shoulder at Tower Hamlets!

    Liked by 1 person

  24. 62

    Some good 57mm shooting from IS in Aleppo :

    Vote UKIP :-D


  25. 65
    Cameroon (.)(.) head says:

    I was trying to leave a few comments, but this site is S-O F-uckin slow


    • 196

      I agree. Guido Team. The site is unstable again .

      Get back from holiday and sort it by tomorrow and that s an order.!

      We don t pay you to supply a first order . second rate , third world , fourth estate platform on which to spout our sanctimonious platitudes .

      In fact — we don t pay you . Full stop.


  26. 67
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Have they all got Postal Vote application forms yet ?


  27. 75

    This seems like a diversion tactic that has back fired


  28. 77
    Bernie Grant says:

    Does anyone remember me? I’m not sure whether I’m alive.


    • 86
      Police Missing Persons Report says:

      Last known whereabouts: taking flight to Kingston, Jamica, 12/3/1998
      Tax affairs: Deducted at source
      Pension: From Parliamentary Estate, paid monthly at £3,000 by direct debit
      Assets unknown
      Relatives: 35 children total known and attributed by 25 partners.
      Social Security payments in: none
      Social Security payments out: £679,046 and 78 pence paid out period April 05 2013 to April 04 2014.

      reported as living the life of Ma Riley


    • 113
      Old Dodgy Faces says:

      No I don’t remember you, I do remember Gerald Kaufman, where’d he go!

      I think he was supposed to go away for a while keep his trap shut and keep a low profile, is he still alive even, that’s some low profile!!


  29. 81
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Blimmin’ ‘eck, Miliband’s gone too far this time!

    He’s given me one of his old SMP school books to work through – says I’ve got to get through it if I want to continue to be pretend chancellor. Trouble is, I’m stuck on page 8 now. Does anyone know what 50% is when expressed as a fraction?

    I’m beginning to suspect that some pages are missing. Since when has page 5 followed on from page 4? Come on, I ask you!


    • 89
      Gordon Brown says:

      Too many reports showed these dating figures jan 30, jan31, feb 1. Another Feb 28, Feb 29, March 1. There is more, every thirtyith numbering is like that.

      You just can’t trust the treasury figures.


      • 128
        Ed Moribund says:

        I will freeze calender number to only 28 days for 15 months.

        all the odd days left at the end of the year will be holidays.


      • 199

        If your calendars contain Feb 29 th every year McGordo that means you ve aged four years instead of one every year since birth .

        Which makes you approx 240 years old.


  30. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Well that distract the MP’s in the House from asking awkward questions about the PMs generational conflict where he ignores the UK based recruiters and financiers.


  31. 83
    Mr R Harris says:

    Max Clifford gives a thumbs-up as he leaves prison to attend brother’s funeral


    • 91
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Were the handcuffs really necessary?


      • 102
        A long time reinstated police motor cyclist outrider says:

        Presumably he has got enough money to pay for his own prison security visit.

        Every litle helps during these austere times.


      • 125
        From The Land Of Fiber says:

        Not really, but we copy the US in everything they do, it all started over there, all perps especially non violent are shackled.

        I think it’s the old Hunterkinty thing power trip.


  32. 93
    diane abbott says:

    today i have been eating, and will continue to do so.


  33. 94
    Pissed-off White British Taxpayer says:

    Meanwhile the fucking ConLibLabbers are paying £224 MILLION of taxpayers money to Raytheon for the e-borders fuck-up.

    Immigrants both legal and illegal are crawling all over the U.K.

    When will Joe and Josephine Public wake up and chuck out all the incompetent thieving bastards from Westminster?


    • 103
      Joss Taskin says:

      And replace them with ?

      A dictator ?
      A Commissar ?
      An Ayatollah ?
      A Shah ?
      A Caliph
      A Mystic ?
      A Monarch ?
      A Ceasar ?
      A Tyrant ?

      Cos life would instantly be perfect if we just ditched the current system, wouldn’t it ?


      • 107
        Malcom Muggeridge says:

        Two failed military interventions in Iraq in just under thirty years;

        What is the rationale for saying a third intervention will succeed ?


      • 162

        Why not UKIP ?

        Vote UKIP :-D


      • 202

        Well Mussolini would be a good start.
        A dictator for sure but not as cruel as Adolf , Franco , Salazar, Saddam or Pol Pot.

        All he did was pour ricin oil down the throats of dissenters and tied their trouser leg bottons tight with string .

        The oil prompted severe and uncontrollable bowel movements causing the dissenter once released to return home in urgent need of a hosing down and a costly laundry bill..


    • 142
      I Roger Boys MP says:

      Super Nanny Cameron spunks away another 224 Million quid of our hard earned to another American company that delivered Fuck All
      Global Crash caused by American sub prime mortgage con , and now this company who took on a 750 million contract under Blair to secure our borders
      , the system was years behind and running over budget when Cameron and legg sacked them off
      they had probably already been paid about a third of the money up front , so in actual fact it’s more likely they have had 500million for FUCK ALL

      Politicians , dont you just hate every one of the fucking idiots


    • 154
      táxpáyér says:

      You think LibLabCon really wanted the borders of our island to be controlled?

      Lol gullible.


  34. 98
    Rob Roy says:

    Incompetent appointments in Westminster must surely be a good reason for an independent Scotland but then as David Cameron says we are becoming desperate.


    • 100
      Adam Smith says:

      We must do the sensible thing and vote to stay in the Union because the consequences of leaving the Union will be truly horrific.


      • 105
        Douglas Alexander with a bulldog clip in his pocket says:

        You are quite correct in your assessment and Scotland really must vote to stay in the Union.

        If it does not vote to stay in I will be out of a job but that has of course nothing to do with the position I am taking.


        • 110
          Alistair Boring - just say NO! says:

          If Scotland were to embark on this delusional course of abandoning the very things that have made her successful why it would be tantamou….ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


      • 118
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Last chance Jocks.
        Its vote to go now or forever have to lie about how you voted when a proper Tory government gets into power and starts poll taxing you all over again.

        “Aye..Hamish..I voted to leave and I was right..but the others..ahh the others..they were too shite scared to even try..”


        • 136
          Willie Ormond says:

          ” Scotland”……………”successful” ?

          No wonder the Nationalists are getting desperate when the Press are saying the Union is going to continue.


          • Davie Balfour says:

            The old white feather brigade will not be forgotten when the Union continues.

            My daughters will most certainly not be having anything to do with those types.


          • Anonomous says:

            Vote Yes get No . It’s only a vote to negotiate . Vote get No get Never going to be the same


        • 140
          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          The last time they got down as far as Derby and then bottled out.


        • 161
          Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

          Can the English not have a vote to Fuck the “Sweaty Socks” off ?


    • 166
      The Kenyan President says:

      What will the correct form of address be when I write my State of The Union speech ?


  35. 114
    Its True its on the Beeb says:

    You wont see this clerk to the speaker row on the BBC news

    Meanwhile the BBC just for balance have the following story

    Oversized classes up 200% since 2010 says Labour
    By Judith Burns
    Education reporter, BBC News

    Says Labour so its gotta be true heh! Judith?

    when are you going to report on the improvement in the A level system. That will be a long time to never.


    • 121
      Bill Quango MP says:

      It might be true. My 5 year old is in a class of 38. s many they split reception into two reception classes.

      But in two yeas time the class size looks like being 24.

      No doubt the great Miliband can claim credit.


    • 133
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Could have something to do with New Labours unlimited immigration policy, yes they got kids and lots of them, and where are we going to put them all for schooling?, well we never thought of that… pathetic!.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 144
        Alex Salmond says:

        In an independent Scotland Scotish children will be ten to a class with one teacher and a teaching assistant.

        Vote for independence .


      • 149
        táxpáyér says:

        Could charge the parents of children especially migrants (AKA non-British) for the cost of schooling.


        • 157
          Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

          Well it’s not all bad news
          Daves Faith Schools have certainly helped the Muzbots breed lots more home grown terrorists


        • 160
          boredhousehusband says:

          I have been suggesting this for a few years. £15k per child per year for attendance at any State school would appear to be a fair contribution. We would quickly find many more kids left back home with granny babushka
          and ur schools, like more daughter’s, would stop having to fit an extra class for each of the 6 Years. 6 extra classes of 30 children = 180 extra kids they have had to fit in, many of them speaking no English, plus being a bit traumatised by being removed from their environment and home, with pals, plus the coach journey over…


        • 204

          WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT 149 !!!!!


  36. 117
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Diminished responsibility.


  37. 139

    IS have made some tactical errors near M’osul which left them as sitting ducks for the early air strikes:

    However, the most important aspect of the R’euters report is the sentiment expressed by the Y’azidi woman at the border: ‘We do not want !raq, they have sold us out’.

    That was shouted as K’urdish border guards prevented the Y’azidi from crossing the border into T’urkey.

    I would suggest this is a propaganda win for IS and perhaps should call into question some aspects of UK Gov support for the K’urds in preventing refugee’s from leaving the country.

    !raq it would appear is simply a prison for the Y’azidi.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 155
      Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

      Prison ? Strange name for a killing field


      • 158

        Sorry – have been reading too much R’ussian press.

        On that note, how about another daily dose of Cameron policy failure L’ibya style:

        The detailed Tass report is interesting. Social has been speculating on A’lgeria being involved with the air-strikes – if they actually happened.

        P’utin is desperately trying to shore up nationalism in L’ibya.

        If the air strikes did not happen (think under-aged prostitutes, senators and swimming pools), welcome again to the wonderful world of GRU active measures and dezinformatsiya.

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 193
          Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

          All the murdering scum are driving about in Land cruisers provided to them by Dave and William , and paid for by ?
          Yes you’ve got it US ,The Fuckin Tax payers


    • 170
      Cpl Hicks says:

      Christians being persecuted in a Moz country? Surely not!


      • 173
        Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

        No. “Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance,” according to Dave (and Dave alone). Which is probably why he wants Turkey to join the EU so its 75 million people (and anyone else who can get into Turkey and bribe an official for the right paperwork) can move to the UK and enrich us with their benefit claiming, endless whining demands for more equality than anyone else gets , and occasional explosions.


  38. 146
    Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

    I’m going to introduce internet censorship , i am i am !
    Yeh right you fucking useless Turd
    as if


  39. 151
  40. 152
    Super Nanny Dave Camermong says:

    I have also spunked away another 100 million pounds on a total waste of money referendum for old Salmon face up in scotland, which as he knows he has never had any chance of winning

    Will he do the honourable thing and Resign when he fails ?

    The tv will be a much better place without his bullfrog features all over my screen


    • 163
      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

      I do hope the £100 million (if that’s the right figure) is being deducted from the aid budget (aka “Barnett Formula”) we give Scotland, or even better, taken only from the pockets of Scottish taxpayers.

      If there are any net Scottish taxpayers. There might be one or two. Poor sods.


  41. 172
    Betty is no longer Speaker! says:

    It amazes me you know. There she sits piously in the unelected Lords on her considerable Pension, Lords Attendance pay and various other little perks that you and I could only dream of and she has the gall to criticise the finest Speaker Britain has had since George Thomas in the 70s for wanting to drag Westminster into the 21st century!

    She was a rubbish Speaker too!

    Added to the fact that at least John Bercow has common sense and knows and understands the need for Britain to have a Labour government and that the Tories need to lose the election!


    • 174
      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

      You are Sally Bercow and I claim my £10.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 175
        Sally Bercow says:

        It would cost you a tenner to see my left boob but twenty to see right. For you fifty to see both!


    • 177
      LOL says:

      George Thomas finest Speaker? Was that before or after he raped the Queen’s Paige Boys?!


    • 180
      nell. says:

      bercow ‘ the finest spe aker……’

      Oh My!!! ++++++Laugh++++++

      that’s on a par with maryriddle writing about chuckusyamoney this morning in the DT saying that this ‘humble’ man will be PM one day.!!!!


  42. 176

    Good analysis:

    A bit arcane, but this is a very important aspect of the U’kraine situation.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  43. 181
    Mrs Mills says:

    I might know zilch about speakering, but if the MPs want a singalong then I’m the girl :


  44. 183
    Squeezing Pimples says:

    Betty what a great lady she is and what a great Speaker far better than Berkow. Even Gorbles Mick was better than Bercow.


  45. 211
    Bart calls Mo's says:

    everybody and their granny thinks this Bercow is a cVnt why is he still breathing ?


  46. 214
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    Strange – they were saying the same thing about you Betty before you started


  47. 216
    Anonymous says:

    “Betty Boothroyd Says Carol Mills Not Up To Job”
    Bit of a Betty Boop(er) there? Since if any in the upper-house were up to theirs, would they still need to position themselves outside the election process? Not so much a job for life, as a job for the half-life of many fissionable materials.


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