August 16th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    Cliff says:

    Is that a chopper overhead?

  2. 2
    Free to a good home. says:

    So Dave’s latest jolly jape is to hand out guns, bullets and grenades to any Kurd asking. What could possibly go wrong?

  3. 3
    Nothing hurts like the truth says:

    Whether it’s Mark Duggan or Michael Brown – they just cannot stop their criminality.

    Once that community has done that, they can come to us with their complaints.

    I feel sorry for the police officer having to deal with them. He’ll now have to change his job, location, ID, everything. Shame.

    Minority cohesion – that’s how Presleydents get elected.

  4. 4
    M.Oaten says:

    *sigh* How many times have I said exactly that?

  5. 5
    An SMG and 10,000 rounds please. says:

    Never mind the Kurds in Iraq. Are Brits in Britain eligible for Dave’s gun aid?

  6. 6
    sticky keys says:

    smoking kills

  7. 7
    Well done that officer says:

    Just one more scum bag removed from the gene pool

  8. 8
    Stars in their eyes. says:

    The plod and their BBC colleagues have now made it impossible for Cliff to get a fair trial by jury as a result of very publicly defaming his Character. No doubt his lawyers will slaughter them.

  9. 9
    Little old lady from Tooting Bec says:

    Where’s my Free fucking Owl

  10. 10
    The worst president ever and the BBC adore him. says:

    What is the point of Obama?

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    Well there you have it says:

    No doubt Fatbot and Warsi will be filling our TV screens all day today condemning the IS and the slaughter of the innocents.

    Or probably not as they can’t blame this or most other slaughters, death and destruction on the usual scapegoats.


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    Oi, enough already says:

    That poor sweet little black child killed by a white cop for no reason, the cop has to be guilty right? The BBC showed a picture of a smiling ten year old innocently looking out of the picture and we all went Aaaaaw how cute, how could a cop shoot such an innocent looking baby?

    The truth as usual is completely different, the innocent sweet child was in fact a giant bullying thug involved in a felony theft attacking a small shopkeeper to grab a product usually modified and used for smoking drugs. The cop was injured and had hospital treatment for injuries he received while fighting off the robbery suspect something never reported by the BBC.

    Once again the BBC has been exposed as a far left liberal propaganda platform portraying a white cop as guilty of murdering an innocent young black boy. Well the truth is coming out now and its nothing like the propaganda pedalled by the BBC, a gang of liars and partisan propagandists.

  13. 13
    Tom Jones says:

    Bollocks – the population thought he was a weird bugger before the raid.

    So no change there then, boyo.

    Hang on, there’s someone at the door…

  14. 14 says:

    Lovable rogues.

  15. 15
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Why are there so many posters on this site, all with temporary names, (or is it just one?) spinning, deflecting and defending the oldest living teenager?

    It just doesn’t make any sense.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Not me

  17. 17
    So he was a thug then? says:

    Mr Brown’s family said their son was not “perfect” but criticised what they see as a police attempt to “justify the execution-style murder”.
    BBC News

  18. 18
    Tom Jones says:

    +50,000,000 – see above.

    Fucking BBC shite. I hope at the next Charter review they get put through the shredder.

    Perverse, metropolitan, elitist, upper middle class liberals. I’ve shat ‘em.

    We need a British Fox News to get the truth. Doubt the token running culture will have the balls to change the rules.

  19. 19
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    The sooner we bring back figging the better.

  20. 20
    Temporary name says:

    Oi who are you calling not sensible

  21. 21
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    So, will my post be deleted if I mention, bumsex, Muslims, Israel or Cliff Richard.

  22. 22
    Owen Jones says:

    Too bad the little convenience store guy wasn’t armed. would have saved a lot of trouble…………………….Ferguson !

  23. 23
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    Does Tooting Bec exist anymore? I thought it was part of Outer Nigeria now.

  24. 24
    Oi, enough already says:

    “Not perfect”

    No sh*t Sherlock.

    But the BBC didnt wait for the facts did they? Oh no, the white cop was guilty and no need for a trial, instant guilt because he is white and a cop. But not content with simply reporting the facts the BBC had to show a picture of the 300lb violent thug portraying him as a ten year old innocent looking child.

    And now the facts are coming out the BBC is looking more than a little like the cynical biased propagandists they most certainly are. What this shows is that pictures can be used to manipulate public opinion, they have tried the same tricks in Gaza and they are now world experts in viewer manipulation.

    The BBC, half the story half the time and only if and when it suits their agenda.

  25. 25
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    I’ve got a new idea for a talent show. I’m going to call it, ‘Stars in their mouths’.

  26. 26
    say no more says:

    You figg if you want to.

  27. 27
    Vlad from Moscow says:

    He was a thieving bastard.

  28. 28
    Sad Dick Kunt says:

    The islumic republic of Tooting.

  29. 29
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Is that Lard Presclott’s breakfast ?

  30. 30
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A perfect time for the BRICS leaders to have talks with Erdogan, with a view to getting Turkey to leave NATO and join the BRICS trade/military pact.

    The Turks absolutely hate the Kurds :-)

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    #Because it never crossed.

    Looks @ Shaun Walker. Roland Oliphant & Sam Kiley

  32. 32
    Oi, enough already says:

    He most certainly was a thug with a history of violence and criminal activity, here is what really happened:

    Here’s the transcript from the officer’s friend:

    “He pulled up ahead of them. And then he got a call-in that there was a strong-arm robbery. And, they gave a description. And, he’s looking at them and they got something in their hands and it looks like it could be what, you know those cigars or whatever. So he goes in reverse back to them. Tries to get out of his car. They slam his door shut violently. I think he said Michael did. And, then he opened the car again. He tried to get out. He stands up.

    And then Michael just bum-rushes him and shoves him back into his car. Punches him in the face and them Darren grabs for his gun. Michael grabbed for the gun. At one point he got the gun entirely turned against his hip. And he shoves it away. And the gun goes off.

    Well, then Michael takes off and gets to be about 35 feet away. And, Darren’s first protocol is to pursue. So, he stands up and yells, “Freeze!” Michael and his friend turn around. And Michael taunts him… And then all the sudden he just started bumrushing him. He just started coming at him full speed. And, so he just started shooting. And, he just kept coming. And, so he really thinks he was on something.”

    Nothing like the BBC version is it? Now lets wait for the post mortem toxicology report and see if the thug was high on drugs at the time.

  33. 33
    The entire Labour Party says:

    Works for us, we don’t have a problem with it only those nasty baby eating Tories

  34. 34
    Oi, enough already says:

    More information about the thug coming out that the BBC wont like:

    Grinding Ax • an hour ago

    “If the media has done the least amount of investigative “reporting” they would’ve found Michael Brown’s sealed juvie record. They would’ve found the four pending felonies, two of which included charges of carrying arms with intent to rob. I did. Has anyone considered that perhaps Officer Wilson was the arresting officer on these felonies and thus had reason to believe Brown was armed yet again? Or that he’d had run-ins with Brown for years while he was building his criminal career? If so then Wilson had reason to believe that Brown was dangerous. Perhaps the idea that Wilson fired in self-defense is not so outrageous after all. But the media has condemned him, the exact thing the public are exhorted NOT to do with Michael Brown although there is just reason to believe the Gentle Giant was anything but. Disgusting”

    BBC narrative in ruins now.

  35. 35
    The guy asked for it says:

    Having worked in the States for many years in the past I can assure you that touching a cops firearm can get you into serious shit but seizing it is tantamount to death. Particularly if you come at an armed cop after being told to freeze. In those situations you simply say yes sir!! and how fast would you like me to do this.

  36. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The beeboid bastards should know all about being high on drugs :-)

  37. 37
    Auntie Bullshit says:

    We don’t give a shit try the press complaints commission or the equally useless TV version.

  38. 38
    Wots 'e on abat? says:

    Go FIGure?

  39. 39
    What is Dave smoking? says:

    I don’t understand why Dave thinks giving weapons to a Kurd is a sensible thing to do. He’s prepared to hand out free arms to complete strangers in a far off country no questions asked but won’t let his own people bear arms.

    Plus these weapons will not just go away when the conflict is over, every Kurd and his dog will have them stashed away under their beds for decades to come, just in case like.

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  41. 41
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Guns rapidly become useless without a fresh supply of ammunition.

  42. 42
    Mark Carney says:

    My plan is to utterly destroy Scotland after I was frighted by a haggis as a child

  43. 43
    The perfect EU candidate says:

    What is it with the Ukrainians? Shooting down civilian aircraft, destroying aid convoys, shelling their cities and violently deposing a democratic leader. little wonder then that the EUrocrats want them in their club.

  44. 44

    It did it did it did I tell you. Blubber.. wahhhhhhhhhh!!!

  45. 45
    John from Hull says:

    Is that a black hole in the middle ? I’d better polish this lot off quick before it all gets sucked in.

  46. 46

    Ahh at last, my mid morning snack!

  47. 47
    A bullet is for A life, not just Christmas says:

    Wrong. there’s no best before date on a bullet.

  48. 48
    Harry Webb says:

    Poor Cliff Richard is getting online abuse, He’s got himself some spying, talking, tweeting, walking, living trolls

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

  50. 50
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:
  51. 51
    Hot dog says:

    Followed by lunch

  52. 52
    Oops says:

    I wonder if they have RAC recovery?

  53. 53
    Wee Tam fae Glesga says:

    FAO BBC, at approx 10am this morning I shall be oot ma heid on Buckfast Tonic Wine and will set fire to a stolen car; please send up your helicopter to ensure full media coverage on the telly.

  54. 54
    A Name to die for says:

    The Prime Minister of Ukraine is

    Arseniy Yatsenyuk

    there must be a clue in there, somewhere.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    #ActuallyYouDidn’t. #Irrumator

  56. 56
    sausage says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that underage boy.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst Poroshenko continues to use tried and tested nazi tactics of bombing civilian built up areas…

    Ukraine TV live.

  58. 58
    Hear All See All says:

    Just don’t introduce your horrid plastic bank notes whilst you’re working over here

  59. 59
    Shocked and awa says:

    I thought that guy was manager of Arsenal?

  60. 60
    a mad mad world says:

    This whole Ukraine business has been reported badly by the UK press with very few exceptions. By poorly I mean they regurgitate the propaganda coming out of Kiev (Brussels and Washington) as gospel. FFS a government in Europe is shelling its own citizens and cities and hardly anyone bats an eyelid.

  61. 61
    Desmond Morris says:

    That one on the right looks dodgy.

  62. 62
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    You are having a larf, aint you ?!

    The US Fox News does not report news: and in a prior, celebrated court case it was confirmed as ‘entertainment’.

    …and it is banned in Canada for certainly not being ‘fair and balanced’.

    But I guess you know that already.

  63. 63
    Shneur says:

    To be a ZioLoon glovepuppet. having the Knesset controlling USrael directly would look silly.

  64. 64
    Diane Abbot says:

    Tut tut. You’ll get fat eating that.

  65. 65
    Village Idiot says:

    …Giving “more” weapons to an area festooned with weaponry, is, the complete wrong approach!…We should be de-weaponising the whole area;
    ….a concerted effort by all nations opposed to what is happening in the middle east, should collectively , come together to remove and destroy all the weapons of destruction, that are held by ALL sides in the troubled areas’, but, there is little financial advantage in doing this,….it will not happen!

  66. 66
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    How many times can you fire a bullet?

  67. 67
    Watcher says:

    LOL, Only an utter Mong would describe Fox as “news”!

  68. 68
    The British media are cunts says:

    Just a point but the BBC have been caught out lying on numerous occasions.

  69. 69
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    BRICS is a loose economic association of 5 developing nations. It is nothing like NATO which is purely a military alliance.

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  71. 71
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    I give you my personal guarantee, [said in a serious, monotone, pompous manner – whilst staring ahead demonically], that you can post whatever you like about Israel here.

    Just as long as it is unquestioningly supportive of the IDF and all its targetting strategies.

    Anything less and you are anti-semit*c, and we will come for you.

  72. 72
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Is there any room at the cottage?

  73. 73
    Telling It Like It Is says:

    I see the Islamic Channel (aka BBC) interviewed one of the potential “British” ISIS warriors yesterday… stop BBC News Presenter? Passport Control officer? Bowens bag carrier?

  74. 74
    Village Idiot says:

    ….And, it would seem disinformation and deviancy!….I can only watch a few seconds of bbc news now!

  75. 75
    The Growler says:

    At one time before WW1 the Turks controlled a lot more than Kurdistan, they contrlloed an awful lot of the Middle east, the so called west were not really bothered about the middle east then all that lovely oil was found, lots of it. There was so much oil in fact (think is in Iraq ) it rises to the surface through a surface salt bed in the mountains, a very light oil, which have been the souce of the Greek Fire. If you don’t believe me consult the fount of all knowledge (you know who)

  76. 76
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    The guy was 6’4″ and weighed 137 kg (ie 20 stone). Would not want a crazed robber like that charging at me.

  77. 77
    Tom Catesby says:

    Saw the video on the news this morning(Saturday).
    Couldn’t see if the thug was armed at all, although he did have
    something in is hand, probably what the nasty piece of work had stolen.

  78. 78
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Agreed, BBC is crap too.

  79. 79
    Celebrity Shite News says:

    I see Puddleduck’s Muslim ex was shot at and stoned in Pakistan the other day.

    Latest squeeze Brand Shite is now calling for a boycott of Israel.

    Hollywood producers please note.

  80. 80
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Democratic leader? Putin puppet elected in free and fair elections, without intimidation or vote rigging.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Back Door to Britain: REVEALED – The secret route taking African migrants from Libya to Calais in days – waved through by Italian and French police

    When are we going to complain to the EU about this? Either way if they are granted asylum in other EU countries they come straight here anyway.

  82. 82
    Tom Catesby says:

    Vlad, how is it you aren’t being modded? I call him a na$ty piece of work and you call him a th!eving b^stard. I could start to be paraniod about moddy, if I could be arsed.

  83. 83
    FSB Watch says:

    Fuck off Ivan we all know what you’re up to.

  84. 84
    Watcher says:

    Well of course! The Ukraine is the real Homeland of the Chosen Ones. that’s why they have a Chewish Prime minister. Shelling civilians is an IDF trademark, they are there advising.
    They want it “back” so they can bolt to it when Palestine returns to the Palestinians. As ever, they want to use the West to get it for them.

  85. 85
    FS­B Watch says:

    Russian proxy army shot down wrong airliner. They were planning to shoot down a Russian airliner, which would be blamed on the Ukrainians, to create a pretext for war. But the bozos shot down a Malaysian airliner full of Europeans. You could not make this stuff up, except that Putin has form with such tactics.


  86. 86
    Tom Catesby says:

    No, but mine would.

  87. 87
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:


  88. 88
    Peter Pan of Pop says:

    Hello Kitty


    Black Book?

    OK Pookie?

  89. 89
    Tom Catesby says:

    No they use Green Flag like Isis.

  90. 90
    The Growler says:

    That is true but once you have the gun, ammunition is accessable. If guns were hard to get hold of, how would you explain all those shootings over the past few years, guns are accessable at a price. The ordinary peasants through out the past millenia have not been able to have guns, swords, knives and weapons legally, swords were allowed to be worn by the gentry. I used to go hiking with a tent on the moors, a sheath knife got me of a sticky situation in a hidden bog, in would be illegal now to have one on you’re person.

  91. 91
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    No ISIS use the Black Flag, the Iraqi Army uses the White Flag and the Kurdish women fighters use the Red Flag.

  92. 92
    Boris Spasticky says:

    Once, but you can re-use the shells. It’s easy to make bullets. A supply of primers and powder with a simple lead cast, bit of pressure (vice).

    Hey presto!

  93. 93
    Casual Observer II says:

    Vote ConLibLab — get more and more fucking immigrants.

    How long before the U.K. population hits 100 million?

    Shit concrete all over the countryside to house the bastards.

    How depressing.

  94. 94
    Observer says:

    If it were not for the fact that I would have to register my email address, I would give this post a star ‘like’.

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    Flat lines must be the railway in Lincs says:

    The problem this country has with immigration is idiots who vote for the LibLabCon they want us to stay in the EU, I often wonder how much the EU pays our politicians to have this opposite stance from what the British public want, I can’t see why they would rather not get voted back in otherwise and take all the crap that is directed to the EU, it’s more than worrying it’s criminal,time to stop all immigration or at least have a thorough knowledge of the person we are letting into this country, we’ve lost control of London and we are losing control of a number of our towns and cities, time to take it back before we get thrown out of our own country.

  96. 96
    Dave -- Your Gay Loving P.M. says:

    Let me in! Let me in! I love bumsexers too!

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Hello Shlomo, how is the weather in Tel Aviv today?

  98. 98
    Big Boaby says:

    Nae chance – even the BBC know that an self-respecting wee Buckie ned would never be oot his scratcher before mid-day…

  99. 99
    A.Salmond says:

    If I get the yes vote then I’ll get Scotland’s economy down the toilet faster than you can say “independence”…then I’ll blame the English

  100. 100
    Wee Eck says:

    Why the hell do you think Scotland is desperately trying to get shot of the UK.

  101. 101
    Ever hopeful says:

    I wish it was, the benefits will make the Scots braindead say NO, sadly.

  102. 102
    Vlad's Publicity Man says:

    Hey, you’re late. You’re supposed to be wrestling that man-eating bear today. Don’t forget to wear those nice new tight leather trousers and take your top off. The bear has had his shot and is now quite tranquil.

  103. 103
    Observer says:

    But it then wants to remain in the EU, so the immigrant situation would remain unchanged. Mind you, delighted if they did separate to reduce the drain on our economy.

  104. 104

    Ferguson summed up:

    Bit like L’ondon 2011.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  105. 105

    Going for the firearm is a form of su!cide by cop.

    CCTV frame of the guy who was later shot – he was the tall one on the left:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  106. 106

    You can go back before them.

    C’hechnia apartment bombings springs to mind – and B’eslan.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    The “Turks” were the Ottoman Empire before WW1 and Arabia was part of that empire. The Sultan was not only the emperor but also the Caliph – leader of the Caliphate. Modern Turkey did not exist until just after WW1 and was the creation of Kemal Ataturk.

    WW1 was not engineered to gain control of Arabian oil (much of it was not discovered then) as coal was still king.

    The land of fire you are thinking of is Azerbaijan which is where the Nobel family made their wealth and at the time was one of the leading producers of oil. It was this phenomenon of oil burning on the surface of the ground which gave rise to the fire worshiping Parsee religion. (Freddy Mercury was a Parsee and an ethnic Azeri). You can still see this today.

    Greek Fire was something completely different. It was a weapon used by the ships of the Byzantines who had invented an early flame thrower.

    Apart from those humdingers, great analysis.

  108. 108
    The two Muppets says:

    Cliff Richard has always kept his private life just that, private.
    As long as he is within the law ,it is nobodies business but his .
    And this trial by media is disgusting .

  109. 109
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    Hello how’s bedsit land in Bournemouth? Surprised you’re online as I thought you washed your bed sheets in August.

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  111. 111

    With R’ussia’s M’o’D spox on the I’nterfax record yesterday describing social media as ‘mass serious illness or rather epidemic’ because it keeps shooting down State propaganda in flames – perhaps more so after R’ussia lied about MH17 – anyone who criticises Western coverage is perhaps demonstrating just a little hypocrisy ?

    But, has it not occurred to anyone that the R’ussian trucks may be empty because they themselves have very little food ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  112. 112
    The two Muppets says:

    Obama is the worst President since Jimmy Carter . He is timid and
    indecisive and just seems to be serving his term without making
    too many waves . He came in with a roar and will go out with a whimper .

  113. 113
    Iraqi Tony says:

    Chilcot is in my pocket.

  114. 114
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    And another pretty bad week for the “hardworking taxpayer”.

  115. 115
    Butler Sloss was to have been replaced within 7 days of 14 July 2014 says:

    So that is where the report has been hiding.

  116. 116
    Adam Smith says:

    Scotland will become the new Hong Kong.

  117. 117
    nell. says:

    Funny I thought the boot was on the other foot for some of us . Hope they vote YES for Independence!

  118. 118
    A Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    If you want Scotland to continue as it is then just vote no for independence.

  119. 119
    nell. says:

    This morning’s paper says that the bliars are long term firm friends of cliffrichard who regularly use his Bahama Villa rent free. So where are they now when he needs all the support he can get?

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    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    There is a problem replacing Butler Sloss.

    The average Judge/ Barrister is generally pretty ambitious ( if not actually that bright).

    They look and see what has happened to Leveson, Butler Sloss and the other guy from North Wales and are now becoming very choosy about what thet take on.

    This Inquiry is a poisoned chalice best avoided.

    They really want something like Shipman which can go on for ages involve millions of pieces of paper and reports with the splean always being vented on erm…….. Shipman.

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    MosheSpotter says:

    No. The crims will always have guns and the pigs will always have guns, so they want you defenceless.
    British firearms law is amongst the most repressive in the world.

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    Ever hopeful says:

    Is that something like the support Bliar gave to the Middle East in the troubles they have now or is being Middle East envoy money for old rope.

  123. 123
    George Galloway says:

    At hospital over the weekend I heard a load of patients reciting Scottish poetry, apparently it was the serious Burns unit.

  124. 124
    MosheSpotter says:

    If you can defend yourself, you don’t need Nanny state protecting you, so where would that put the Politicians?

  125. 125
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    rick says:

    He didn’t bomb Syria, though. We should thank God (or whoever) that he went against his masters orders once.

  127. 127
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    And so ISIS moved into the void.

  128. 128
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    You’re all IMPOSTORS. Me am the real EeYepBlowing Whistles so stop with the impostoring already!

  129. 129
    táxpáyér says:

    “Not even wrong”?

  130. 130
    The tit chillaxing in no. 10 says:

    o’Bummer has the right idea. Why get involved in wars yourself when you can use drones to do your dirty work and control them via your Play Station ?

  131. 131
    The Lone Ranger says:

    @Boris Spasticky

    I think you’ll find that the rounds fired from modern firearms need more than a bit of “primers and powder”.

  132. 132
    táxpáyér says:

    The BBC report a narrative and ignore information that does not fit that far-left narrative.

  133. 133
    táxpáyér says:

    Killing terrorists so we (in the west) don’t have to!

  134. 134
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    Oi vey, they’ve turned up with empty trucks to the old Breadbasket of the Soviet Union to fill up with grain. Just as Stalin financed his first five year plan by taking the peasants grain to be sold to buy factory equipment – not that it mattered 3 million starved to death – here is his successor Putin on a similar pillaging exercise.

    Aid convoys from Russia just don’t sound kosher.

  135. 135
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i’s the real blowing Whistles.
    Here’s my theme tune to prove it :

  136. 136
    rick says:

    Dave has made it plain he “Cherishes” the BBC.
    All the main political parties have a stake in maintaining a state broadcaster to put down any serious opposition to them such as UKIP.
    Don’t expect any move to abolish the BBC by the LibLabCons – they have too much to lose.

  137. 137
    Mahdi Hasan says:

    BreakingNews… Baroness Warsi: Islamic State(fucking bastards) group kills 80 men

  138. 138
    táxpáyér says:

    I think you’re swallowed too much heavy fluoride.

  139. 139
    A fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

    When you have exited the EU you will have no one to complain to.

    Uncle Tom Cobley and all will be shipped out of France and Holland without a second thought and it will all be your problem to resolve.

  140. 140
    Andy Burn'em says:

    Those who are really washed up pass on to Odd-Sock hospital.

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    That perhaps could be closer to the reasoning for sending them down.

    The propaganda victory would be showing what U’kraine deliver to its people whilst R’ussia’s shelves empty again.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tonto says:

    No they don’t. That’s why on every firing range especially the forces. the spent cartridges are collected up.

    But even so bullets are not too difficult to come by.

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    See ? It’s much more peaceful now.

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    White rabbit says:

    The plod do like a bit of dawn raiding, don’t they ?
    And not forgetting 2 year police bail as in ‘seen elsewhere’
    Said plod and the disgusting BBC have sort of swopped roles,
    starting of course in the foul Blair years where the coppers
    now publicise events and the BBC hold public show trials.

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    Brussel calling says:

    Well done agent EU Funded Pro EU Troll. Your work will be rewarded

  146. 146
    The beach Boys says:

    Tone and Cherie are regulars of ours

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    They don't trust us says:

    One of life’s mysteries is that as our politicians have taken away our right to bear arms so that even a tooth pick is now classed as an offensive weapon, the police from once being unarmed (when we had guns and knives and things) are now armed to the teeth.

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    Utterly shagable says:

    She may be a chav but Cheryl Cole is totally fuckable. A cracking pair of norks.

  149. 149
    name withheld says:

    Africa, Middle East, Old Russian Empire. Any ruled by politians? Any have a effective electoral system?

    UK at the moment, in my view, have a dictatorship by politians.

  150. 150
    Dave says:

    I really am a toughie. My ban on the use of animals from the wild ( whatever that means…..aren’t they all?) will stay, as I have said before.

  151. 151
    Explosives License says:

    Apply and recieve.
    Can you have a license by a Nucleur Bomb? Do you need one?

  152. 152
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Islamic ‘Adult Breastfeeding’ Fatwas Return. ‘Get your tits out for the lads?’

  153. 153
    Finsbury Mosque Preacher to the true pure believers says:

    Beware of a suicidal Policeman.

  154. 154
    Utterly shagable says:

    She may be a chav but Cheryl C*le is utterly fuckable. What a cracking pair of norks.

  155. 155
    Sir Cus says:

    What about the thousands of human animals pouring in from the wilder parts of Africa?

    Why not ban the import of them?

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    They DO pay our politicians, Glegg is on a EU pension as is Mandelson , Kinnock , and any one of the treacherous filth who have ever had an EU job, the pension by the way is only payable dependent on them continuing to support the EU policies, so whenever any of them speak in the Lords, or Commons in Cleggs case, it is important to remember their first loyalty is not to the UK but to a foreign power !

  157. 157
    David Ward says:

    In Walthamstow, east London, a group of young radical Muslims has become infamous for staging ‘Shariah patrols’ and preaching its hardline take on the Koran.

    However, now members of the group say they should be allowed to renounce their British passports and be given safe passage to the caliphate declared by the Islamic State, formerly known as Isis.

    This week pro-IS leaflets handed out in central London provoked outrage. They said: “The Khilafah (caliphate) has been re-established…Muslims with the help of Allah have announced the re-establishemnt of the Khilafah and appointed Baroness Warsi as a a Khaleef.”

    Radical preacher Anjem Choudary has claimed the leaflets were the work of his students, though notes he did not produce them.

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    Assisted suicide? Do it yourself if you're so keen says:

    Max respect to Robin Williams for taking himself out and not demanding that someone else should bare the responsibility to end his life.

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    nell. says:

    LOL!! And it’s Mid dle Ea st PE ACE Env oy. Don’t forget the pe ace bit of his worthless title for a worthless role for loads of taxpayers money. the bliars will always be known as the something for nothing brigade!

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    Jim says:

    WE subsidise YOU.
    Or too much of a heid walloper for you?
    All those multi cultural suburbs of Englandia don’t pay for themselves you know

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    It was Fatcher. says:

    Wasn’t me mister, I’m only the teacher, blame someone else, it’s fatchers fault, always works as a get out of jail card.

  162. 162
    Owen Jones says:


  163. 163
    BBC says:

    we dont care . let the telly tax payers pick up the tab as usual .

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    It was Fatcher. says:

    It’s easy, just go to any county court or court and pick the 12 nearest persons who are due to do jury service, tell them they are in charge and have full powers to deal with the problems all and sundry that come into their eyeline had better tell the truth or they will get 20 years in jail as a starter, any lawyer who thinks they can take control or lie, get life at least 60 years in jail, if the 12 people decide they are being taken for a ride then they have the power to make sure the one ones who are trying to take people for a ride get a long one themselves, you get ordinary people who will be more honest and be cheaper and justice will be seen to be done, not some old git who is doing it for money and a decoration and keeping their meal ticket out of jail..

  165. 165
    Kate Adie says:

    The BBC War reporting now only uses war footage and reports on the ground courtesy of foreign media.

    We have not disband the BBC war reporting unit and the budget is retained. Instead we have chosen to use it at home like the live police raid in Surrey at a well known celebrity home. This policy is agreed with Labour’s media policy unit. Thanks to Tom Watson on the police tipoff.

    Weren’t our reporters brave and a BBC bonus will be coming your way.

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  167. 167
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Anyone else notice the small changes our Country is making, and the way it is all heading to, because i do, and i fear for our future.

  168. 168
    Mr Balen says:

    now where did my report go to ?????

  169. 169
    White rabbit says:

    I think we ought to support them. Return your passports
    and off you pop.

  170. 170

    Couldn’t resist:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  171. 171
    Norm Normal says:

    I have noticed a pattern that emerges after these shootings. “Good person, good at school, never in any trouble, just about to start college” etc.

    Then over subsequent weeks you find the opposite is true. Why are their always community leaders standing nodding behind the grieving relatives?

    There seems to be some coaching going on and always a manipulation of events. No doubt local politics is involved, is anyone offered money to tell these blatent lies to the press?

  172. 172
    It was Fatcher. says:

    Business is business, footfall is the way to stop things from going the way you don’t want, so get your mates, enemies, etc to stop going to the place that pisses you off, they eventually get the hint, but remember it’s hard work keeping people on your side, the country will always change, it’s just getting a Government that you want.

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    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    Last one noted. Quite a good impost but nothing like the original, Shlomo. All IP addresses of IMPOSTORS noted and date stamped.

  174. 174
    It was Fatcher. says:

    Tell us when Germany and Poland and France as the army of the EU go to war with Russia, I want to get plenty of popcorn in, because Dave and his Liberal lefties better not even think about helping out.

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    Well, with NATO being what it is, any moves against a NATO member by R’ussia would automatically involve the UK under it’s Article V obligations.

    That would also involve the US, G’ermany, P’oland, F’rance and a whole bunch of others who are part of the alliance, including T’urkey.

    Luckily for Dave, thinking is not involved in that decision.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    You got be there, Schlomo! Why change the sheets when i’s can place another layer of unsold Big Issues on the bed?

  177. 177

    @SC: ISIS are having a pop at you I think:

    Time to sharpen the claws and become a fundamentalist kitty ? :-)

    Slightly different note – Odd that they have also banned Chemistry.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Then all the stories about p’olice being heavy handed, whilst the multi-night rioting continues unabated, and then this emerges:

    Store owners would not need to do that if police were doing job, and if the locals were not out looting etc.

    Someone – perhaps media elements as well as locals with a vested interest – not being altogether honest ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    cheche says:

    Progressive slmcation

    Sainbury’s owned by Qatar
    Barclays dealings with Q and Hamas flags on the building
    M and S and its no alcohol policy
    Pubs closing at 30 plus a day
    Bingo out
    Sharia enclaves
    Halal meat in school meals and all supermarkets
    Tax breaks on sharia compliant mortgages

  180. 180
    cheche says:

    If you renounce your passports you renounce your bennies end off

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    This fool is almost as useful as #Sam Kiley et al.


  182. 182
    Boys Buggery & Cocaine says:

    They dont call it White City for nothing.

  183. 183
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Can’t have chemicals mixing and interacting with each other, now, can we ?

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Kiev made ready for aid elivery

  185. 185
    The Reverend Jim Jones says:

    One dead in a ship container on the docks.
    I on the other hand am held responsible for the 100 dead bodies in the very next container which has been there since 1978.
    THAT is big news.

  186. 186
    Oi'll gi' it foive !! says:

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    It was Fatcher. says:

    Give the illegal immigrants NHS hospital bill after they have recovered and are on there way to Zeebrugge and send the bill for the funeral to the deceased relatives, they came to this country illegally and don’t deserve any respect or help from the taxpayer of this country.

  188. 188

    England is the most densely populated country in Europe,recently overtaking Holland for that dubious record.

  189. 189
    Observer says:

    Sorry @Jim, you’ve been believing your own Scotch propaganda and distorted statistics. They’re rubbish, mainly put about by Labour who quake at losing all those seats that give them what they class as ‘legitimacy’ in the UK has a whole.

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    A lefty says:

    The coalition government has blood on its hands. This poor man dying in a shipping container!

    The borders should be open to everyone in the whole world to come here!
    Study after study show immigrants pay more in tax than they receive in benefits. Why even a lowly street cleaner with three kids pays more in tax than he will ever get in benefits. ( selective exclusions such as tax credits, housing benefit, free schools meals, costs of a school place etc, may apply)

    We should accept at least another 80 million people into the UK and salve our white guilt, first world, conscience.

  191. 191
    Goodluck Mboko says:

    As black male it’s harder to get into The Guy News Room than it is to get into Cambridge or Oxford university.

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    Confirmed: How reading SC’s posts could be bad for the health of your laptop:

    Now: SC may choose to neither confirm nor deny this.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cunnysewer. says:

    Nice ass cheeks as well, just right for some light remedial spanking.

  194. 194
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    We have a picture of a Tory eating a baby so somewhere. If we don’t, the Labour Party will photoshop one up for us.

  195. 195
    President Obama says:

    I wouldn’t worry about giving an email address. Won’t make much difference.
    I am already listening in to your phone calls.

  196. 196

    Impressive spin attempt…

    But no cigar for P’utin.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  197. 197

    We’ve heard it all now:

    Wake up, you 4 x 2s, before it’s too late….

  198. 198
    Rampant Pedant says:

    There are two “g”s in shaggable

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    President Obama says:

    Not sure it’s all that binding. Don’t remember NATO doing much over the Falklands ?

  200. 200
    Blowing armbands says:

    Hitler was too lefty for me. Didn’t go far enough

  201. 201
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

  202. 202

    Full dam-buster experience, including the dog – if one looks out the window with un PC-eyes:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The French did , supplied exocets to the Argentine air force !

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    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    Euhhhggggggarrrggghhhhhhhhhh AYAYAYAYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By kerrissssst this week i’s piles are mainly giving me gyp :(

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    Deary me says:

    A fucking holocaust medal?

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    Nigel, your country needs you now says:

    So, the DM has six mooz stories already, now the new Tilbury debacle with full red NHS carpet, free phone UK and international numbers. Full emergency node.

    Meantime my appointment has just been cancelled a third time, being white tax paying male no one gives a fuck.

    Whenever as today more than fifty per cent say they are willing to see higher taxes to pay for the NHS, they are of course not saying they will pay for them. The usuals will have been asked.

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    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    Their first loyalty is to their own wealth!

  208. 208
    Utter Mong says:

    Fox news is the best channel to get the truth ,unbiased right of
    centre news .

  209. 209

    Indeed, Chemistry is a very odd choice. Are they not serious about that oil?

    Physics was surely the one to ban. It is the starting point. Everything from the moment after the big bang, right up to us posting here now, everything that happened in-between, can be explained by physics without recourse to any intervening irrelevancy. That does not exclude the metaphysical, in my view, as we have the world of thoughts and ideas which only the most rabid materialist would try to unconvincingly cram into that schema (non-Kantian!)

    Are these guys for real? :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Growler says:

    The Master’s rags have not been naughty boys then, Fox news is part of the set up, the presenters seem to ranters than objective interviewers

  211. 211
    PC Dixon says:

    Sadly missed now that the police have become the armed wing of New Labour and the Stasi and are run by Common Purpose.

  212. 212
    Mo Farahahahaha says:

    Just pay up,why moan all time? init.

  213. 213
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  214. 214
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    PC Dixon says:

    Even the Gestapo knocked on the door first. Until someone pursues a successful complaint against them for criminal damage and unnecessary use of force which costs them mega-bucks their oppressive and un-British behaviour will continue.

    Dawn raids by para-military goons belong in dystopian sci-fi like Terry Gilliam’s ‘Brazil’ and have no place in the England of Peel’s Principles.

    Shame on John Major and New Labour for starting this nonsense. Shame on ACPO. Shame on the police.

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    Nigel, your country needs you now says:

    Buzzed by Spitfire yesterday. Is this an unknown known operation, isishit, Tilbury, U Crane?

  217. 217

    Are you suggesting it is not safe for me to upgrade from my current DOS 3.3? :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  218. 218

    Some very interesting symbolism on display:

    The Moscow O’blast flag depicts St. G’eorge stabbing a dragon on red background.


    Combined with the illuminated orthodox icon one can only conclude that this aid convoy is in part connected with the attempt to unify the churches of U’kraine with M’oscow.


    The enthronement of the M’etropolitan O’nufry of K’yiv is meant to take place tomorrow. Only when certificates are received from the M’oscow Kirill Patriarch will the elected head of Metropolitan Kyiv become primate of the U’krainian Orthodox church of the Moscow Patriarchate.

    In this context, another way of looking at the ‘empty’ trucks which is dangerously significant, is that these aid trucks are not at all empty but perhaps contain the spirit of the M’oscow patriarchy. It is significant that these trucks were blessed with holy water before they departed.

    By denying entry that could be considered heresy and confirmation in the minds of the All R’ussian K’irill that indeed S’atan is perhaps at large in what they could state are the unholy lands of U’kraine.

    I would accept free tinfoil donations for the above had the fact that R’ussian priests had not been blessing the weapons also, in particular missiles overtly named S’atan.

    Non-R’ussian O’rthodox churches – G’reek churches in particular – have been reportedly burned down in East U’kraine recently.

    This is going to be bumpy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Are these guys for real?

    Ans: Yes

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nigel, your country needs you now says:

    No, they are a death cult.

    Of course the useless returnees from their venture will be treated as heroes by the usual groups.

  221. 221
    The Growler says:

    I think Geedes wants in his heart to become one of the promised ones, but to Orthodox lot would not accept him, his mother has to have been a J*w, he follows the money.

  222. 222
    The Growler says:

    In some states they seemingly can, but I am willing to be corrected.

  223. 223
    Nigel, your country needs you now says:

    ‘This finger is going somewhere warm very soon’……Sir Dick Cliffchard.

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    Important event tomorrow in K’iev.

    The trucks are not empty:

    U’kraine is about to be portrayed as denying entry to G’od.

    We are back in T’hird R’ome territory.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    It was Fatcher. says:

    Peel’s principles were chucked away the moment they allowed university wankers to miss all the bottom rungs of the police learning ladder, in other words they missed out starting from the bottom, we now see the chief’s and the chief constables in charge from that process, useless goon’s who’s union ACPO run’s the police force, well run is the wrong word, uses political correctness and magical mystery laws only known to ACPO drones to pretend to police a country of 60million, getting things wrong more times than they get right, time the police farce was handed back to where it belongs, the people of this country, not to politician’s who ACPO worship, Peel’s principle’s was the police force was part of the community, time it was returned and get rid of those American army war uniforms.

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    The Growler says:

    Don’t let Eric Pickles see that lot. Seriously it is in a similar the Victorian used to get their breakfasts and each diners plates were were served form that, the well to do Victorians used to have large meals unlike the plebeians who had a much rougher time.

  227. 227
    Stirring the the pot, still goes on. says:

    Dream on, nothing will change, Europe will still be Europe and people will still be able to come and go as before the EEC/EU, if Scotland goes on it’s own, it will still be the same as now, frightening people stopped working years ago.

  228. 228
    The Growler says:

    Now then girls it’s only a moniker, we don’t want a bitch fight on here

  229. 229
    Bob Fleming says:

    Be glad these backward moo slim savages are not interested in science & technology – it will give us a fighting chance when we inevitably have to use it against them. Iron fist of technology and all that..

  230. 230

    It goes further than the reference to “The Sting”.

    Bob Fleming, below, puts the point well.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  231. 231
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Smell my finger !

  232. 232

    A crack in that -40° ice?

    Or Eurobollocks?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  233. 233
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Once the muzzies start to attack us from within , it will be to late because they will already be armed to the teeth ,and you can bet if you are white British you will still be charged with murder even if your assailant had a gun
    These fucking idiot so called politicians think that the IRA were bad , well at least they phoned up and told the aurthorities where the fucking bombs were
    Next time it will be wholesale slaughter

    This country is fucked, and it’s ALL thanks to our politicians

  234. 234
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    The Ammunition is probably welded into the chassies of the trucks , but you can bet a pound to a piece of shit it’s there

  235. 235
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Wrong way round. Charge them a hefty deposit in cash before any treatment is even being contemplated. No pay up, no treatment – so go back where you camae from and maybe they can help you.

  236. 236
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Unless they are used to wipe out the infidels

  237. 237

    If the ammunition is the spirit of G’od ?

    There is nothing welded there, other than the symbolisms and the blessings received at departure.

    It’s the 17th tomorrow – an important date on certain calendars.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    South Africans mull penis clamp ban

  239. 239
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Iron Cross 1st Class.

  240. 240
    rick says:

    Agreed. Fox is more professional than the BBC…….although that is not saying a great deal.

  241. 241
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    That Breakfast is from Mario’s cafe in Horwich nr Bolton If you can eat it in 20 mins without a drink , you can have it for nothing
    What you dont see is the 10 rounds of toast

  242. 242
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Stick with it, nobody targets OS that old.

  243. 243
    ShlomoSpotter. says:

    Only if you’re a right-wing supremacist ZioLoon, Shlomo.
    Fox is another ZioCon Hasbara channel.

  244. 244
    So what's the problem says:

    let them go and remind them to watch that door does not catch their arse as they leave

  245. 245
    Anonymous says:

    I am not sure if Geedes really wants to be one of the Chosen, or even if his support for the satanic ones is real – he just knows which side his bread is buttered – wife and family to support etc.

  246. 246
    UNbanned says:

    You automatically get deleted if you use certain words, that’s why we spell them slightly differently.

  247. 247
    I Remember That says:

    And the Americans refused to give Britain AWACS because it would be taking sides.

    Men on those four ships lost to lack of AWACS are permanently grateful.

  248. 248
    Penis Clamp says:

    So you think it’s funny do you?.

  249. 249
    UNbanned says:

    Killing children is more the style of the iDF scum.

  250. 250
    MosheSpotter says:

    Oy vey! He’s one of us! De Ukraine is our real Homeland. We vant it back!

  251. 251
    George Galloway says:

    Fucking ISIS murdering bastards execute more than 700+ members of Shietat tribe in Dier Ezzor who rose up against them. Nuke the lot of them.

  252. 252
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Guido Fawkes is useful, but is just not arrogant, dismissive or cruel enough to join us.
    But for now we will keep him on the payroll to do our bidding.

  253. 253
    Shneur says:

    Oi Vey! Hitler was a lefty Pussy compared to us today!

  254. 254
    f U K e d says:

    Even the most liberal libertarian, I know several, now see the result of the Experiment.

    Over run by toxic invaders from Africa and the sub Continent, resources bust, more taxes to pay for the enrichment, the bosses meantime clean up with cheap sub human workers.

    Truly, we are fucked unless the Nigel can do it and lead us away.

  255. 255
    Not Shneur says:

    It’s the ZIoLoons who have infiltrated government you blind, obtuse Mong.

  256. 256
    Not Shneur says:

    But wait until they have thrown out the Izzies.

  257. 257
    Observer says:

    Oh, do go away you stupid little man.

  258. 258
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Where is the $200M+ we demanded from Congress to support our highly effective ‘Iron Dome’ defence system ?

    And why are the ammunitions and weapons supply from the US – and UK – being held up ?

    Don’t they understand we have lots more civilians and children to kill ?

    They really are disappointing allies, and I’ve a good mind to tell them !!

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    Cosmopolitan Watch says:

    Hello Shlomo, how’s the weather in Tel Aviv today?

  260. 260
    Tree D TV init! says:

  261. 261
    Observer says:

    Agreed. Very sad to learn he had Parkinsons. It seems to strike a significant proportion of actors. I wonder whether there are connections to make up ingredients, or the nervous stress of performing.

  262. 262
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  263. 263
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !

  264. 264
    tiredoftits says:

    Have you done an analysis of all the news media output on the days in question to see if the BBC were out of line, or is this just prejudice?

  265. 265
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    If the west killed one muslim the whole middle east is outraged yet when these so called muslims slaughter thousands of their own
    Thats OK

  266. 266
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    It’s the religion of peace.

  267. 267
    Joss Taskin says:

    Don’t the muzzies make up about 7% of the UK population ? ( excluding Postal Votes ) ?

  268. 268
    Hamspam Chowder says:

  269. 269
    Mo Ansar says:

    The religion of peace has struck again…savages

  270. 270
    The British media are cunts says:

    7% are you kidding? More 15% if not more. The government only counts males muzzies bring in extra wives, family members etc.

    Some estimate for every male muzzie you can add up to 14 women or other dross.

  271. 271
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    What do bennies make ??? Votes !!! :)

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:
  273. 273
  274. 274

    Destruction of a Sh’ia mosque above, but did they go to Paradise or the other place ?

    Interesting reading:

    Have you seen the sign ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    #Meanwhile #WotCouldGoWrong?

  276. 276
    big-bearded islamo-nazi says:

    Its a superiority thing . Only non-muslim killing muslims makes our beards billow and our eyes bulge .
    Thats why we never protest against ISIS etc .

  277. 277
    Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

    We didn’t create a benefit regime for the rest of the world to rape, ALL who come here illegally must take personal responsibility for their own demise while illegally trying to get to this country, the rest of the world is not invited to the country’s benefits, it’s for our own peoples use, if the Liberal lefties want to give charity to other countries people then let them do it out of their own pockets, not taxpayers pockets, our gt,gt,gt grandchildren will still be paying for the Liberal lefts largesse with other peoples money from 1997- to a long way into the future, I haven’t got a clue who the fck that guy is but take it from your own pockets,I’am fed up of the likes of him dipping into my pocket and telling the world he paid up.

  278. 278
    Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

    Got modded so

    We didn’t create a benefit regi me for the rest of the world to ra p e, ALL who come here illegally must take personal responsibility for their own demise while illegally trying to get to this country, the rest of the world is not invited to the country’s ben efits, it’s for our own peoples use, if the Lib eral lefties want to give cha rity to other countries people then let them do it out of their own pockets, not tax payers pockets, our gt,gt,gt grandchildren will still be paying for the Liber al lefts largesse with other peoples money from 1997- to a long way into the future, I haven’t got a clue who the fck that guy is but take it from your own pockets,I’am fed up of the likes of him dipping into my pocket and telling the world he paid up.

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Utter bullshite. Plod is thick as fcuk and that’s always been the issue with them. What bright kid ever says “I know how to make the best of my ability, I’ll join the force.”

  280. 280
    non taxable pikey says:

    Be careful what you wish for, the Israelis can throw a really mean thermo nuke.

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Plenty of big Euros there,erm.

  282. 282
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Another 35 fucking mouths to feed

  283. 283
    Mon Dieu says:

    the Yanks did do many things that you are not aware of so please be careful who you slate.

    To your next question the answer is No

    Frogs meanwhile relished in selling arms to the bastard argies so never ever ever forget that.

    Le Hunts

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    Souther preacher man says:

    Praisssssse the Lord!!!!! and passsss the ammunition

    God be with ya sonnny

  285. 285
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I like to believe that all the inane and idiotic tweets by Owen Jones caused the Ebola outbreak, the Ukraine crisis and the Iraq insurgency.

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    Hahahahahhahahahahaha says:

    “First launching of a mosque to the space”

    I haven’t stopped laughing for 10 minutes you bastard …coffee, Keyboard and the entire PC.


    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !! Fookin Ace

  287. 287
    Happy Piglets says:

  288. 288
    Sir Stiff Prickhard says:

    I like to play on a pink oboe

  289. 289
    Piers Moron says:

    I know a guy who can do that sort of thing

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    More BBC Fakery says:

    The Lift on Dragon’s Den isn’t even really a lift

  291. 291
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Travelodge removes the Bible from every room. Time to shut all churches & synagogues so as not to offend?

    FFS !!!!!!!

  292. 292
    Nigel Farage says:

    Behave yourselves and put them back. This is a Christian country with our queen as the head of the church. Stop making those sort of decisions

  293. 293
    New Statesman says:

    Still not found a proper job yet then, Mehdi?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:
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    Mr Clifford says:

    Cliff Richard slapped with US travel ban:

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    Mr R Harris says:


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    Or thinking more commercially, it guarantee’s us buyers in the future :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    We should thank all the PMs in the House of Commons that voted against conflict. For without Britain there to take some of the flak, Obama was totally unwilling to go it alone. Just as well, since how powerful might ISIS have become had air strikes taken out the Syrian Government?

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    Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

    Portsmouth being one of those cities thanks to me and my boys. What none of you have sussed is that there is a lot of money to be made from mass immigration. Boaz.

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    What Westminster needs is a giant enema administered by us, the voters says:

    “the Liberal left’s largesse with other people’s money …”
    – it’s called THEFT.
    Sadly, it seems that the vast majority of those who supposedly represent us have no morals whatsoever and appear to have no concept of the difference between right and wrong.
    I know it’s the silly season just now but some of the suggestions that have slithered out of the mouths of politicians lately have served only to further emphasise the point.
    Some might say that we voted these bastards into power but that’s either downright naive or deliberately deceitful – the fault lies with the local parties in the first instance for it is they who selected the candidates. We can’t vote for a genuinely good candidate when there is none there for us to vote for. This is how the democratic process in the UK has become totally subverted.

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Off with her head !

  303. 303
    Amber says:

    He’ll just fly to Mexico and walk over the boarder like the rest of ‘em.

  304. 304
    The Young Ones says:

    We’re all going on a Summer Holiday.

    But not you, Cliff. They won’t let you in.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Wasn’t an invasion. It was a cover for a resupply operation to the rebels. The 100s of vehicles and their movements were designed to overwhelm airborn radar surveillance. And prevent the Ukrainians from knowing where supplies were to cross the border. That’s why most of the trucks were empty. They aren’t actually delivering very much. Their job is to drive aimlessly around to fill quiet roads with traffic.

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    Tony BLiar says:

    We let them in and gave them bennies because we knew they would all vote Labour

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    Oi vey, my life says:

    OK we get it, you are a hate filled anti Semite, your repeated posts are getting incredibly boring, go join ISIS and chop a few noggins off of innocent civilians it may make you feel a bit better.

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    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:



  309. 309
    cheche says:

    tell that to the people who live in east london

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    Anonymous says:

    A little over-the-top, but it does help to deflect attention away from how the Tories protect bankers bonuses and help their friends in the City avoid tax – while kicking the poor, disabled and unemployed when they are down. Whatever happened to the promise of ‘Caring Conservatism’?

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    Anonymous says:

    “The officials, a Yazidi lawmaker and an official with Kurdish security forces, said that the attack happened Friday afternoon in the village of Kocho. Both said they based their information on the accounts of survivors.” Not that such (unconfirmed) reports would be in any way self-serving?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Church and State separation ? Just sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    See a strategy ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Robert deNier0 says:

    I like to think that all of the above, including Owen Jones’ tweets, are caused by the ineptitude of Brazilian astronomers in tracking comet Swift-Buttle.

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    Separation Church and State ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A thought for you all. says:

    Six Hundred and fifty of them, maybe, sixty five million of your goodselves. Now ask yourselves, how does that equate? You vote for them, then you ridicule them because they do not do what you expect them to do for you, but, you knew in your heart of hearts that they would not do so anyway.

    So, at the next election you will continue to do what you have always done, and the minority will continue to take advantage. According to International Law, majority rules, is that not so? An army that would not fill Wembley Stadium and a Police Force that has little toys to keep you in line. Yet, you still vote for six hundred and fifty.

    The question is, are you so frightened of six hundred and fifty? Or, as some of you seem to think you need a saviour such as Farage. Really, do you always need a Leader? Or collectively could you not just organise yourselves, if not, carry on blogging. Because at the end of the day that is all you do, Blog! Not an iota of moral outrage so tempestious to stand together and take the whole lot on.

  318. 318
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    proscribe Islam says:

    if a body has a harmless parasite which can occasionally mutate into an Ebola type virus is it better to cure the mutation or the parasite ?

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    Gideon says:

    Bring me the head of Travelodge at once.

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    Anonymous says:

    You seem like some US gun nutter. Given the shocking number of gun-related crimes in the USA, it is hardly any mystery why British politicians (and people) want to prevent needless killing. For gun-related crime in the UK remains relatively low. And – something to be proud of – while we have armed units, British police remain unarmed? Right to bear arms? The ‘right’ to kill each other more like.

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    ME peace envoy, that's me says:

    Tony here! Hi everybody.

    Thought it would be a good time to just let me know how I’m doing in the new job, now I’ve bedded I.

    Could have been a whole lotta worse, don’t you think?

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    Bloody hell, steady on there.

    Just up your meds and have a large whiskey.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Actually, I would actually like to just think before saying anything.

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    Better not to get involved in religious wars, unless you are strictly on the sell side.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Draw a straw between Gaza and Leeds…

    Close. May get much closer.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The two Muppets says:

    The vote on Syria was about the threat of air support to stop
    Syria murdering their own people . But Miliband and Labour
    along with a few Tory rebels sided with Assad and Putin
    against the West . This has allowed ISIS to organise and prosper.
    and take advantage of the West,s indecision .

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    Anonymous says:

    While ISIS are murdering scum, MSM did not care when they were killing civilians and carrying out terror attacks in Syria. Now they are attacking US-backed Iraq, we hear unconfirmed and over-the-top stories of them burying people alive. What is going on?

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    The guy has only been in his position since 8th June.

    Before that: Y’ork, B’radford, C’roydon, L’ambeth

    Some sort of C’ommunist in a frock who should keep his head down.

    ISIS are quite well practised at blowing up holy sites. Judging by the demolition job they did on J’onah’s Tomb (and many other similar sites including Y’azidi temples), he should perhaps not attract attention to his nice cosy C’athedral.

    Seems to not understand that the problem is not UK foreign policy, but rather S’unni !slam’s belief that the Y’azidi are devil worshippers, and still have a some serious points of disagreement with Sh’ia’s on scripture.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    When they interview Cliff – will he be Wired For Sound? Sorry!

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    Burying them alive was just propaganda.

    Like the child crucifixion stories – fiction.

    Folk should be much more focused on R’ussia – U’kraine.

    The U’kraine conflict is part religious – but inter-C’hristian – so no one wants to talk about that.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    proscribe Islam says:

    Islam is not a religion, it is an excuse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Owen Jones Labour party fund raiser is back on the BBC AGAIN!

    This time he’s making money of the back of the death of Robin Williams.
    This week he has been hand wringing and whinging about the MB being kicked out of Egypt.

  334. 334
    Norm A Lperson says:

    could have been a whole lot better if you had been beheaded in.

  335. 335

    Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But DOS 3.3 was very heaven!

    * You had control!
    * You set your files!
    * You set your buffers!
    * @echo off!
    * Windows updates did not ever attempt to upset your preferences!
    * Lotus 123, quick, easy, understandable!
    * Wordstar 2000! OK a bit ropey

    It all loaded quickly. Then Windows fucked it all up. Then Apple fucked it up beyond all recognition. WAFUM!

    People still pay for it!

    Mein Gott in Himmel!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Just another propaganda attempt.

    M’oscow T’imes is ramped as the ‘independent’ press – so sometimes tries to run ‘good cop’ type stories in order to convince people that there are some in R’ussia who are not state controlled, free thinking and thinking there may be a problem.

    Nothing will come of it as State output will remain as deceptive as always.

    Think of it like the resignations of the RT reporters on ‘integrity’ grounds.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  337. 337
    Norm Normal says:

    Take pity on those who watch too much Braveheart!

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    Anonymous says:

    No evidence, no video footage and no pictures – nothing! Seems that this was the media-created invasion that never was.

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    Patriot says:

    Harsh. But fair.

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    Scotch for me says:

    I don’t drink whiskey.

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    So is Rippon no longer a cathedral?

    Would not want to see that blown up. There must be any number of greater churches that would suffice…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    There are three c’athedral targets for IS in this case:

    R’ipon, W’akefield and B’radford.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Well reasoned retort.

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    Hamish Mcfukawit says:

    Oh? so you must like Irish whiskey then?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So bum sex Dave has finally woken up to the religion of piss has he? Where was he when tube trains and buses were blown up by these rag head mongs?

    Where was he when Lee Rigby was hacked to death on our streets?

    Where are the fucking fat idle cowardly useless plods? Will bum sex Dave tell fat cowardly plod to start rounding up ISIS supporters on the streets of London?

    Of course not, the cowardly police will happily kick in the door of Christians who hand out anti gay marriage leaflets on our streets but hey if you recruit to carry out genocide the fat idle useless overweight cuunts in blue will let you do it.

    Bum sex Dave says we will be fighting these mongs for the rest of his political career, well that will be until May next year when he will be booted out of power along with his fucking kiddie fiddling Tory mates.

    Fucking Tories, you’re all fucking scum every single one of you. I’ve shit better down the bog pan.

    Just FUCK OFF CAMERON, we don’t want you or your Eton bum boys.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    People are having their brains eaten alive by shite like the X-Factor so no wonder cuunts like Cameron can get elected.

  347. 347
    The British media are cunts says:

    More wankers who within a few months will be running around London with the flags of ISIS and Hamas.

  348. 348
    The British media are cunts says:

    You sue the ferry company and the owners of the container.

  349. 349
    Baroness Warsi says:

    10,000 in Tel Aviv Demand: Finish the Job in Gaza!

    Hear ! Hear !

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    proscribe Islam says:

    unless it is Paddy

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The British Police are utter utter utter CUUNTS

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    So blowing up a place of worship is a source of amusement ?

    Would this site carry photos and derogatory comments about the blowing up of a church, a temple – or even a synagogue ?

    Don’t think so. It is wrong.

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    Wall to wall mooz violence,, fuckin hell, these people are destroying the world. Time for the bishops to lead new crusades.

    Start in the northern towns, lon don, then head out to sand land.

    They can probably smell the fear here. Jon Lew’is bought safety today by selling black hoods to girls, haven’t they. Free from a programme of ter’ror for a bit, presumably.

    And so it goes in.

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    David Ward says:

    So Hamas just rejected new ceasefire, insists on war. And where are the European Gaza “anti-war” protestors? London, Paris,Berlin are silent.

    Owen Jones ,George Galloway and the rest of you left wing imbeciles ,when will you wake up and get real.

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    Anonymous says:

    Greek Fire was phosphorous

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    Anonymous says:

    And most thinking/caring people will understand what you are up to. Anyone questioning the IDF – or their right to kill school children – is “anti Semite”. This, and confusing the issue of ISIS, is a first-class way to shut down public debate. If think it would make YOU feel better, why not join the IDF and bomb some innocent civilians?

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    ex-RCO says:

    Complete nonsense. Gun crime in the US is lowest where people have the most arms, Massachusetts, I believe.
    Gun crime arises where you have large income disparities, very Rich and very poor. Little to do with licensing law.
    Anti-gun Loons (largely women) are proverbial turkeys voting for Christmas.

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    proscribe Islam says:

    Oh I see they changed the label it used to be Paddy Whisky

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    __..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:


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    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, it is OK for Israel own 100+ WMDs, but Iran in not allowed one reactor/power station. Good to see that international Standards are being kept up – even if they are Double?

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    Anonymous says:

    But ISIS have been doing the same in Syria – and MSM did not give a flying duck. Why?

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    Spanner says:

    It’s a bit rich for the loony Christians here to start complaining that they are under attack around the world.

    It’s the weirdy beardies who have been supporting the muzzie killers

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    King Alex says:

    You do have a point.

    And when Scotland votes for independence the rest of the UK will be left behind – and your ‘jock’ contributors here will then have much more meaningful blogging to do elsewhere.

    Cheerio. :)

  368. 368
    The Growler says:

    Hey EeeYepBlowing Whistles

    I don’t half fancy you – do you like bumsex?

  369. 369
    EeeYepBlowing says:

    Not half!

  370. 370
    Someone says:

    Zionazi Fuckscum Shot at farmers attending their own land.

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    Drink Aware says:

    Drink sparingly!

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    Anonymous says:

    You don’t need to be Einstein to be a policeman, but that doesn’t make you thick.

    You do need some bollocks though, and a great deal of self-control.

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    and why not says:


    Burglary never happens in Texas, because everyone is armed and has the right to kill intruders.

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    They both come from Nigeria says:

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    Anonymous says:

    “The constant, brazen lies remind me of an alcoholic who lies, lies, lies, so many lies in fact that he loses track of which lies he has told to which people, and the point is reached when nobody around him believes a word he says anymore. These psychopaths have already lost, but they are in denial, like alcoholics. They are in trouble so deep that they lie to themselves. Brainwashed…”

    As well as this comment – posted on the site linked to – there are some telling questions in the main text. Well worth having a look at.

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    The BBC says:

    Not to worry – at least they haven’t banned Media Studies.

  378. 378
    The BBC sick fuck dept. says:

    you are a sick little fuck

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    ..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    And how did this photo and comments get past moderation ?

    This site’s agenda/bias is getting less subtle every day.

    Very poor.

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    Onward Christian Soldiers says:

    We propose a peaceful solution. Give all 2.2billion Christians assylum so they can be looked after in the UK.

    The government can pay for it, not us of course! We need our money for our growing pension deficit.

    PS fuck you Dave we want Tony back, he did everything we wanted!

    CofE rules ok!

  381. 381
    The BBC says:

    All very good points.

    Only a nazi would deny them.

  382. 382
    Moz don't do "rational" says:

    If Hamas stop firing first, there would be peace.

    If Israel stop firing first, they would be slaughtered.

  383. 383
    Odin says:

    Hello Patel, how’s the stoning in Islamabad today?

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    Anonymous says:

    P.S: Did Ukraine Attack Its Own Tanks? White House “Can’t Confirm Russian Convoy Was Destroyed By Kiev”

    “…More to the point, the onus is on Ukraine to present some evidence, in fact any evidence, of a destroyed Russian military convoy instead of merely building upon a story conceived by the two UK media outlets, because if Ukraine indeed has no evidence, then its story falls apart and what’s worse, the credibility and reputation of its government, of NATO and certainly of the UK press would be in tatters.”

    “So what other possibility is there? Well, one that is all too unpalatable for Ukraine, namely that in its excitement to blow something up, it may have well destroyed some of its own military vehicles. A possible lead to such a turn of events comes from this Interfax report citing the leadership of the breakaway Donetsk People’s Republic…”

    Tyler Durden, Zero Hedge, 08/15/2014

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    Y-list celeb says:

    Would be great if she did follow Ebola.

    Any change a TV show could send her to West Africa to do a special report ?

    Just a suggestion.

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    Boadicca says:

    Israel can have nukes because they are rational and unlikely to use them.

    Iran can’t have nukes because they are mad mozzies who want to nuke everyone, from Iraq to Israel.

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    One medieval tribe vs another medieval tribe says:

    Don’t bore us with your Nazism – fuck of to Pally and do something if you care.

  388. 388
    Ugg says:

    Fuck off to the middle east then, if you care.

    They’re all stuck in the fucking stoneage.

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    ICYMI: This is a very big flag:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  390. 390
    Cheerio says:

    Perhaps you’d better fuck off then

  391. 391
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Well reasoned retort there. You really should be on TV.

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    Why ? says:

    John Lewis is hanging girls ???

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    Some Water says:

    You have to admit he has some very valid points.

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    ___JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I will leave immediately when GF posts photos of;

    “First launching of a ch*rch / t*mple / s’na g*gue into space”

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    The Ebola Virus says:

    If that stupid bitch follows me, I’ll top meself

  397. 397
    Spanner says:

    We need to arrange a meeting between Ebola and Iraq

  398. 398
    Ugg says:

    Fuck off you dreary twat.

    I’m sick of you nonces playing the “who’s sky pixie makes you wear the sillest hat” game with the other stoneage tribe.

  399. 399
    Ugg says:

    Yes, it should be fucking whose
    fuck off some more

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    Someone says:

    Meet some ZioLoon “Settlers”.

    Zionazi Squatterscum strut through Palestinian area protected by glorious IDF Stormtroopers.

    More ZioLoon Squatterscum harassing Palestinians:

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    Someone says:

    Nobody is forcing you to read this.
    And don’t accuse me of Nazism , you ignorant twat.
    The ZioLoons are the new nazis on the block.

  402. 402
    Someone says:

    Eeer no, you liar. The Israelis have already stolen most of Palestine and forced MILLIONS into refugee camps.
    The Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against the ZioLoon land thieves.

  403. 403
    Someone says:

    You mean as opposed to malignant parasites constantly eroding democracy like the ZioLoon lobby?

  404. 404
    Jesus says:

    It’s clear from your video that the problem with Israel is they are too soft. They would have met with less resistance if they had shelled the area first.

  405. 405
    Someone says:

    Hello Shlomo! Wank off to your IDF chums killing little kids:

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    2 minute clip says:

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    2 minute clip says:

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    Atheist says:

    Travelodge doesn’t have free wifi.

    Mind you, I can’t remembe the last time I saw a bible in any hotel room, though we had a koran in the work library (no bible).

    Also: I couldn’t give a fuck.

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    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    The fucking idiots are out tonight.

  410. 410
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    You really are a fucking idiot.

  411. 411
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    If you like DOS then dump Windows for Linux.

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    A laundry basket says:

    ACPO = Association of Criminal/Corrupt Police officers.

    It really is that simple.

    When does the revolution start?

  413. 413
    A laundry basket says:

    .. Or their propensity towards homo-ism, alcohol and hard drugs?

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    A laundry basket says:

    Do they play bingo after lights out in Mecca?

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    Chemistry and philosophy from the educational programme because “they do not fit in with the laws of god”, the SOHR reported.

    Whereas cutting peoples’ heads off and sticking them on spikes, raping women and children and FGM is very godlike…

    I am off to the islands for a few days.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A laundry basket says:

    What we all knew already – O’Barmy really is just a silly twisted Neddy. When does he get voted out of our lives?

  417. 417
    Owen Jones says:

    How long before J*ws are assaulted in British supermarkets for purchasing Israeli products?

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    A laundry basket says:

    Like him or not, that is a very officious and heavy handed decision from those wonderful friendly ignorant untrained shitbuckets that always greet you on arrival anywhere in the good ol’ freedom luvin’ U S of A.

    These ill/non-educated immigration morons who man/woman the borders are the very reason I refuse to go anywhere near that country again. I had enough when one of them snapped at me (showing a UK passport) where I was from. “London”, I said. “Oh is that London, France?” he said. He was quite happy when I applied in the affirmative.

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    A lift attendant says:

    If he does that, the boarder is likely to give him a black eye!

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    A laundry basket says:

    * replied (my keyboard has a mind of its own!)

  421. 421
    A laundry basket says:

    … and so it begins. Don’t say you haven’t been warned as we have been writing about it on this forum for a few years already. Looks like Tesco is going to have to employ some ex-rugby playing guards carrying baseball bats….

    … and as for the useless plod, they might as well all just go fishing for all the use they are.

  422. 422
    Cinna says:

    So what’s your problem with the pic?

  423. 423
    albacore says:

    Can Cameron really have woken up
    Or is he just selling another pup?
    You can bet your boots that it’s the latter
    With immigrant numbers ever fatter

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    Unfortunately says:

    The alternatives will do exactly the same; calamity clegg and millimong will invite more in to culturally enrich us.

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    The same idiot who has done nothing about mass immigration since coming into office and said NOTHING when the treacherous Blair went out of his way to islamise vast areas of our major cities. Has the penny dropped or are we getting close to a general election ?

  426. 426
    Cinna says:

    She’s far wittier than the the leftard g’obshites who post on here.

  427. 427
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make friends of Tony Blair.

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    Cinna says:

    The problem with all theses spineless politicos and priests is that they refuse to recognise the obvious. The problem isn’t j’ihadists or radical i’slamists, it’s the medieval religious belief system that begets them.

    FFS; when did the Sally Army last cause outrage on the streets of the UK? Well not unless you count rattling a collecting tin or a tambourine an outrage.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Best thing to do is to Buycott. I went round Leicester Market on Friday doing just that, specifically asking for Israeli fruit and veg. Their Mineolas are really excellent and so are the rest although most of their exports of produce goes elsewhere now, while we have to suffer EU (Spanish) junk.

  430. 430
    PC Plod says:

    People who try to smuggle themselves into Britain in a container must be referred to and treated as VICTIMS not criminals. We call it modern policing and it’s the way to get promoted.

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    England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

    Canada’s so politically correct it makes a Beeb News prog seem like a Nuremberg Rally!

  432. 432
    Barracco Barner says:

    Canada can’t stop Fox News because the vast majority of the populace watches cable or satellite TV and every provider carries Fox. So there!

  433. 433
    The Twat in Number 10 says:

    Lynton! Write some shit down on a scrap of paper so I can make some announcements to get headlines. I want people to think I’m doing something useful so they’ll vote for me in 2015.

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    Anonymous says:

    Lyndon Crosby has much US Israel clients –

    so this makes our UK Government
    like on so many issues , Crosby advises
    Tony Abbott OZ PM
    ( who is hungry to play Global role rather than worry domestic problems)
    Crosby acts for BJ ( who want to be a Churchill style PM)

    we have a pending problem with this
    Aussie Spin Pr/dr Man
    & we have not touched on subject
    F r a c k i n g yet!

    much conflict of Interest! from Israel to News Corp to Sydney to Mayor to even UKIP surreal !

    when will we demand
    & obtain truth & ethics
    ahead of excess deceit & lies

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    Miss Understood says:

    Cameron’s bunch are just way out of their depth. A moral compass might help.
    But they wouldn’t know how to use it

  437. 437
    albacore says:

    The crucial problem is Parliament
    And the sixty years that it has spent
    Undermining the British nation
    Without a choice on immigration

  438. 438
    Taitch says:

    Why should the PM have a strategy relating to the God botherers killing each other 3000 miles away. His strategy should be concerned with those who Labour brought in to vote for them who do not wish to accept we are a secular society and believe their belief in the Sky Fairies permits them to wreak havoc in this country where they have come for mainly economic reasons

  439. 439
    Taitch says:

    Why should the PM have a strategy relating to the God botherers killing each other 3000 miles away. His strategy should be concerned with those who Labour brought in to vote for them who do not wish to accept we are a secular society and believe their belief in the Sky Fairies permits them to wreak havoc in this country where they have come for mainly economic reasons

  440. 440
    Sid Bonkers says:

    Cameron has been a complete numpty. If this were the only example, I might feel slightly sorry for him, but it is not. He and Hague have spent the past 4 years stirring up this hornet’s nest, and now it has blown up in his face.

    He has sold arms, interfered and strutted about, while insulting people he shouldn’t have, and failed to include the people he should have listened to. Whether you blame Labour, or you blame the Church, or the professionals and advisers he should have been listening to, the effect is the same. It’s never Cameron’s fault. He’s as chillaxed as he is arrogant.

  441. 441
    GenevaConvention says:

    i am not surprised that you advocate war crimes but then you are a filthy ZioNAZi, so it is to be expected.
    How many kids did you shoot when you were in the IDF?

  442. 442
    RomaBert... says:

    Where is the Great Peace Envoy when you need him?

  443. 443

    That would be the justification given.

    In any case, aren’t you an atheist infidel (by their standards) ? Your interpretation of what is G’odlike (as mine is) is irrelevant to them.

    Your point on oil with C’hemistry earlier is much more telling. As for philosophy – it seems only secular Western philosophy with it’s paths to nationalist thinking and perhaps specifically idealism which is to be excluded.

    The !slamic version – which is built into the religion – is very much still on the menu by the look of it. Well the S’unni interpretation is.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  444. 444
    GenevaConvention says:

    That’s because ISIS were/are trained by the yanks, google it.

  445. 445
    Tachybaptus says:

    Anyone who doubts that Islamic Fundementalism is already embedded in our society only needs to walk the streets of London, or should that now be Londonistan.

    I suggest starting at Whitechapel Market. You would be forgiven for thinking you are in Saudi Arabia if you went there and saw all the burka clad girls and the boys in dresses going to and from the madrassa’s where all manner of rubbish. Last time I was there, I got into a three way conversation with a so-called ‘moderate’ muslim (and oxymoron if ever their was one) and a Jehovah’s Witness who was trying to convert him.

    Well, The Guardian already censors me, so I cannot repeat what the ‘moderate’ Muslim was saying about the Jews, but it was roughly similar to what I used to hear when I taught in the Islamic Republic of Westminster.

    IN that borough – where the seat of government lies – in 2007 I was told at a teaching conference that 80% of the children in its secondary schools were children with Muslim parents. Most of the kids I taught went to ‘moderate’ mosques too, again, I cannot repeat what they used to say to me when they found out that I was living in lodgings at the time with a Jewish family.

    Parents evenings were fun there. Suppose I had refused to speak to or shake hands with a parent because they were black. How long would my teaching career have lasted? Yet, it was ROUTINE that there were certain parents who would not deal with you or even shake hands with you because you were not Muslim. And the school just accepted it.

    One of the boys I taught brought me in a Muslim parents guide he’d got from his ‘moderate’ mosque. This lovely little tome contained for example, directions to parents to instruct their children against having non-Muslim friends. But, if the inevitable were to happen, those children were to be instructed to ensure they used a lesser greeting to their non-Muslim friends than their Muslim ones.

    The brainwashing that went on with these kids was scandalous. 13 year old boys ought to be interested in girls and football, but not these kids. They didn’t go to Scouts, youth clubs or all the other things 13 year olds do, because as they would tell me time after time, they were only interested in learning more about their religion. And so, night after night, they put on their little dresses and skull caps and trooped down the mosque.

    And because that has been allowed to happen entirely unchallenged – and often wholly supported by THE LEFT of all people – we are now facing the massive threat of Islamist fundamentalism on our own shores.

    Mr Cameron, when are you going to wake up and smell the caliphate?

  446. 446
    Tachybaptus says:

    Anyone who doubts that Islamic Fundamentalism is already embedded in our society only needs to walk the streets of London, or should that now be Londonistan.

    I suggest starting at Whitechapel Market. You would be forgiven for thinking you are in Saudi Arabia if you went there and saw all the burka clad girls and the boys in dresses going to and from the madrassas where all manner of rubbish is taught. Last time I was there, I got into a three way conversation with a so-called ‘moderate’ muslim (an oxymoron if ever their was one) and a Jehovah’s Witness who was trying to convert him.

    I cannot repeat what the ‘moderate’ Muslim was saying about the J e w s, but it was roughly similar to what I used to hear when I taught in the Islamic Republic of Westminster.

    IN that borough – where the seat of government lies – in 2007 I was told at a teaching conference that 80% of the children in its secondary schools were children with Muslim parents. Most of the kids I taught went to ‘moderate’ mosques too, again, I cannot repeat what they used to say to me when they found out that I was living in lodgings at the time with a J e w i s h family.

    Parents evenings were fun there. Suppose I had refused to speak to or shake hands with a parent because they were black. How long would my teaching career have lasted? Yet, it was ROUTINE that there were certain parents who would not deal with you or even shake hands with you because you were not Muslim. And the school just accepted it.

    One of the boys I taught brought me in a Muslim parents guide he’d got from his ‘moderate’ mosque. This lovely little tome contained for example, directions to parents to instruct their children against having non-Muslim friends. But, if the inevitable were to happen, those children were to be instructed to ensure they used a lesser greeting to their non-Muslim friends than their Muslim ones.

    The brainwashing that went on with these kids was scandalous. 13 year old boys ought to be interested in girls and football, but not these kids. They didn’t go to Scouts, youth clubs or all the other things 13 year olds do, because as they would tell me time after time, they were only interested in learning more about their religion. And so, night after night, they put on their little dresses and skull caps and trooped down the mosque.

    And because that has been allowed to happen entirely unchallenged – and often wholly supported by THE LEFT of all people – we are now facing the massive threat of Islamist fundamentalism on our own shores.

    Mr Cameron, when are you going to wake up and smell the caliphate?

  447. 447
    GenevaConvention says:

    Yes, ZioLoonacy infests western society and undermines democracy at every level.
    WTF are 80% of Politicians members of fan clubs of a despot racist regime???
    That is treason.

  448. 448
    GenevaConvention says:

    Indeed. The IZ own much of Britain, including its politicians. That is why GB attacked the other lot of God Botherers who have loads of oil that we need.

  449. 449
    Absolutely says:


  450. 450
    GenevaConvention says:

    Hello Shlomos! Busy promoting “your” racist colony again, I see.

  451. 451
    GenevaConvention says:

    Meanwhile, the Zionutters have undermined British government so far as to be able to use it to start wars against Muslim countries that were no threat to GB on the basis of lies.

  452. 452
    Viperous Old Vince says:


  453. 453
    MorePlz says:


  454. 454
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    I have read the k0ran and this helped increase my votes in Londonistan.

  455. 455
    watcher says:

    It’s almost like someone is engineering society so as to provoke a war between the Muslim world and the Western world. Now who would want that?

  456. 456
    Friends of Hamas says:

  457. 457
    Slobs says:

    Do you think these fat cùnts in west Belfast were protesting about Israeli goods or just filling their shopping trolley with their normal purchases?

  458. 458
    Anonymous says:


    It was once a church. Happier now?

  459. 459
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  460. 460
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Think of all those lovely Postal Votes !!

  461. 461
    Anonymous says:

    Kiev hand out medals for humanitarian aid delivery.

  462. 462
    Spanner says:

    The cops are fat useless cowardly vermin. They couldn’t catch a fucking cold never mind a real criminal.

    I wouldn’t piss on one if he or she were on fire.

  463. 463
    1950s juvenile delinquent says:


  464. 464
    Spanner says:

    We didn’t need the oil. Had we looked after North Sea oil and not allowed it to be flogged off to everyone else we could have been much more self reliant.

  465. 465
  466. 466
    Captain Bird's Eye says:

    Now renamed as Hooting Bec.

  467. 467
    Jezza says:

    More monkey business

  468. 468
    Oi vey, my life says:

    Those kids were forced to go to the container by hamas fighters to see if there was anything left worth taking after the first bombing because the hamas men were too scared to go themselves. The hamas cowards sent those kids in knowing that it was a target and they are to blame for the deaths, you dont see the hamas cowards directing the kids, they always make sure they themselves are safe and if the kids die they become valuable war porn propaganda.

  469. 469
    Harbottle says:

    Watched BBC One Breakfast this morning-within half an hour there were guests who were ‘campaigners’ or from charities-talking about childcare, people trafficking and addiction. Underlying message from all three-something ought to be done so give us more taxpayers money. BBC should be forced to issue a health warning-‘This report contains demands for even more of your hard earned cash’.

  470. 470
    Get to da choppa! says:

    Politically incorrect LOL of the week: The showdown in Expendables 3 takes place in the fictional country of Assmanistan. :-D

  471. 471
    RomaBert... says:

    Blame the chiefs not the indians, good sociology degrees and a few visits to Common Purpose helps their rise to the top.

  472. 472
    Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

    Toys out of pram time, it’s my turn because ????????????????

  473. 473
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Two Muppets is spot on. Millibqnd voted against for purely politcial partisan motives not humanitarian. This is a bloke whose ambition led him to shit on his own brother. he will bring UK to its knees if he ever gets in.

  474. 474
    RomaBert... says:

    So I am not the only one to be turned off by this daily diatribe of PC shite………. :)

  475. 475
    Spanner says:

    I see the BBC are now calling the vermin caught at the docks “migrants”

    Fucking migrants?

    No you BBC kiddie fiddling bastards they are illegal immigrants, coming here to sponge off the state or cause terrorism.

    Can’t you fucking bum bandit twats tell the fucking truth for fucking ONCE?

  476. 476
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Banker’s bonuses are taxed at 45%. For every £100,000 bonus paid by private enterprise the government takes £45,000 in revenue ta very much.

    Why would you want to stop that unless you are a jealous prat?

  477. 477
    Spanner says:

    Cameron is a lying fat Tory cuunt. Remember that he hates not only his own party but most of the white population who voted for him as well.

    But hey guess what this fat Tory cuunt thinks he can get elected again but he needs your vote.

    Just how many of you are stupid enough to actually give him your vote?

    Seriously, any of you that do are utter utter utter morons.

  478. 478
    B. from Kazystarn says:

    Her vagin smell worse than my sister

  479. 479
    Why are MPds so THICK? says:

    Some idiot politician said we need to find out why they come here?

    FFS they come here because they know once in we will not throw them out and we will provide them with a roof over their heads, food and money. Thats’s why YOU IDIOT Politician.

  480. 480
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Why change the habits of a lifetime ?

  481. 481
    Bercow's woes says:

    * Outgoing Commons Clerk Sir Robert Rogers, allegedly told to ‘f*** off’ by Mr Bercow, kept a sensational secret diary of the Speaker’s outbursts.
    * The Queen risked being dragged into the row amid reports David Cameron is ready to refuse to send the appointment to the Palace for Royal approval.
    * MPs’ calls for a vote to overturn the Speaker’s choice of Ms Mills were backed by ministers.
    * Male officials rejected in favour of Ms Mills may sue Mr Bercow for sex discrimination.

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  482. 482
    Owen Jones says:

    Great post.

    Thank you.

    I’m a lesbian trapped inside of a mans’ body. Thank you for making my journey just a wee bit easier. :)

  483. 483
    Cameron now worse than Brown ! says:

    Plus me, anyhow.

  484. 484
    A laundry basket says:

    It is known precisely where these ‘victims’ boarded the boat – so why not just put them straight on the next boat back? What’s the problem?

  485. 485
    Spanner spotter says:

    Around here we call people a spanner that are fucked up in the head

    You are a classic example

  486. 486
    JadedJean47 says:

    Few on here have the intelligene to see what is being plyed out.

  487. 487
    A laundry basket says:

    Still skulking out of reach of the long arm of the law. But his day will come – eventually.

  488. 488
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Iraq Crisis: 400 Yazidi Men Killed in Second Massacre by IS Militants

    And still no comment from that female waste of space………..Baroness Warsi ???

  489. 489
    Tachybaptus says:

    Sockpuppet, I don’t understand you. You put up a long statement of your opinions, which obviously took time and thought, and then render it worthless by signing it with a stolen name. This is idiotic.

  490. 490
    A laundry basket says:

    As I said earlier….

    A laundry basket says:
    August 17, 2014 at 11:48 am

    It is known precisely where these ‘victims’ boarded the boat – so why not just put them straight on the next boat back? What’s the problem?

  491. 491
    what goes on in the Middle East says:

    Its pure fiction.

  492. 492
    A laundry basket says:

    Nor from the beloved Hippo or that pontificating Ali Baba Basketcase.

    I wonder why?

  493. 493
    Anonymous says:

    And how is your crude comment going to help get Cherie and Tony locked up? Also, given the way you insult your sister, do you have problems relating to people?

  494. 494
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I fucking well pissed myself laughing at this clip !

    Billy Connolly – A laugh at Islam:

  495. 495
    Ken Livingstone says:

    Who ever opposes me, does not vote for me, does not cheer me on is playing the politics of nastiness.

    There reading material should be banned. There leaders your be rounded up and put in jail. There funders should be thrown to the dogs. There voters should have there right to vote removed.

    Islam should hurry up and complete their crusade against the West. I personally shall open the gates to the Tower of London when they triumphantly arrive in London.

    keep voting Ken Livingstone 2016

  496. 496
    I Remember That says:

    ‘Yanks did do many things that you are not aware’

    Like torture and the like.
    Or do you work for GCHQ?

    Perhaps you would like to expand your imaginings?

  497. 497
    Owen Jones says:

    The more I read about Palestinians, Gaza, Hamas, Baroness Warsi , George Galloway, violent protest, anti-semitism, etc. the more I support Israel.

  498. 498
    Whoosh there goes another says:

    Stop Hamas firing rockets and it will all stop. What is it about that simple solution these fuckwits don’t get?

  499. 499
    Geneva Convention says:

    You are such a liar, Shlomo.
    You have always supported israel because you are a Hasbara-spouting ZioLoon.

  500. 500
    Geneva Convention says:

    Israel has radicalised many Muslims.

  501. 501
    Anonymous says:

    Then perhaps the only solution to “the problem” is to start killing politicians?

  502. 502

    They destroy their documents hence it cannot be proven where they come from. The point where they boarded under the law does not constitute their country.
    Daft, sad and true.

  503. 503
    Diane Abbott says:

    Today I shall be mainly eating.

  504. 504
    Geneva Convention says:

    Hello Shlomos! Shitstirring and hatemongering again?

  505. 505
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Well I imagine that’s me fucked!

  506. 506
    Anonymous says:

    Pissoff Patel

  507. 507
    Anonymous says:

    Moshe wouldn’t get away with it writing under his real name, so he adopts that of a well-known commenter here.

  508. 508
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Australian policy of putting economic migrants on islands far from Aus seems to be working. The number of boats heading their way has reduced to almost zero. We should be learning from this, might I suggest South Georgia.

    Aus has now offered 4000 places to genuine asylum seekers from the non religion of peace communities being chased out by ISIS.

  509. 509
    Anonymous says:

    And what about the people that Don’t Like Monday or wanted to go Bowling for Columbine?

    So you can explain why the Columbine massacre occurred or why violent crime rates within the United States (especially concerning crimes committed with firearms) are substantially higher than other nations?

  510. 510
    Bob Fleming says:

    Couldn’t agree more and the BBC and other assorted tosspots still refer to Mooslims as though they’re just like the rest of us. I wonder when they’ll get it into their thick skulls that these people and their default behaviour and belief system are alien to the vast majority of decent people?

  511. 511
    L Ron Hubbard says:

    Religion based on pure fiction – can anyone guess where I got the idea ?

  512. 512
    Bob Fleming says:

    Is that you Nell?

  513. 513
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    Slavery and shanty towns is what this country needs! How can big business thrive otherwise?

  514. 514
    Expat Geordie says:

    NATO at the time only applied to a specific geographical area. The clue is in the first tow letters – North Atlantic. The Falklands, being in the in the South Atlantic, didn’t come under Article 5 of the NATO Charter.

    It would have been interesting though to see what would have happened in 1969-70 if the Irish Government (Non-NATO and officially neutral) had carried out its threat to intervene militarily in Northern Ireland as this would have been an invasion of NATO territory.

  515. 515

    His ‘sister’ is a goat!

  516. 516
    Anonymous says:

    In the 2011 book, Chavs: the Demonization of the Working Class, the author surmised that the word ‘chav’ as an attack on the poor. Clearly, you and your class just cannot help but give away your hate for the working class. We are all in it together – what a lot of BS.

  517. 517
    PC Dixon says:

    A thirty year old allegation of indecent assault and they need a convoy of cars and “agency” teenyboppers to conduct the search of a single premises. Probably needed a couple of PC commissars, diversity co-ordinators and Common Purpose “leaders” in the posse.

    Notice how indecent assault has now become “sexual” assault and the complainants are automatically “victims”.

    This country FUBAR.

  518. 518
    RomaBert... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob!

  519. 519
    PC Dixon says:

    My enemy’s enemy is my friend.

  520. 520
    RomaBert... says:

    IDF appear very restrained, well done!

  521. 521
    Anonymous says:

    Porky has one less MIG-29 to terrorise and attack civilians with.

  522. 522
    Someone else says:

    Agreed. The four b’twos have stolen most of the Palestinian land and now wish to holocaust them for firing a few bottle-rockets in return.
    How many Isr@eli civilians have died….two, died of a heart attack, I believe.

  523. 523
    RomaBert... says:

    A big thumbs up for the IDF :)

  524. 524
    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a big thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

  525. 525
    Yankee go home says:

    Wrong. Massachusetts has the fourth *lowest* rate of gun ownership in USA.
    Urban slum areas = high death rates.

    11,078 firearm-related murders in the U.S.(2010) = 40 per million population
    44 firearm murders UK = less than 0.7 per million.

    Look at those figures, shut your dumb Jeezus-loving septic gob, and fuck off back to bombing abortion clinics, stuffing your face with hamburgers and checking your priviledge

  526. 526
    RomaBert... says:

    Glad to see the forces of law and order finally getting a grip!

  527. 527
    The Treacherous Tit in No. 10 says:

    Good News!!!! After years of trying I may at last get my very own War!! Tony had one, Margaret had hers, – but poor me . . .

    As you know, I am a man of words – not action. In fact, apart from Wind Farms and Bum Bandits, I’ve done fuck all about anything that really matters.

    But I suppose I had better try a few brave words now that the Muzzos really are on the march. Should have been done years ago by my Hero Tony and his successors, – but hey, we’re all lilly-livered pinkos so what’s to cry over? – I won’t be out on the streets facing the bombs and bullets!

  528. 528
    Britain's Colon Powell says:

  529. 529
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off cut-dick sucker !

  530. 530
    Geneva Convention says:

    You wish, but I am actually white European, just like you wish people who criticise Israel were anti-semites and they are not.

    Here you are, jerk off to the atrocities of your ZioNAZI fuckchums:

  531. 531
    Anonymous says:

    Ain’t that always the way with wars? Wait ages for one – then they all come along at once. Never mind, my wise replacement for Willy Hague has just told me that we begin bombing in five mins. Remember kids, just Duck and cover.

  532. 532
    Spanner says:

    Watched you spouting shite on TV. Not a good advert for Socialism, but fucking funny to watch.

  533. 533
    "Finish The Job"...Flatten Gaza says:


  534. 534
    UKIP says:

    We wouldn’t take him as a member but LibLabCon would.

  535. 535
    Rabbi George Galloway says:

    Sainsburys in Holborn. Their kosher section. Cleared! Why !

    Oy Vey !

  536. 536
    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a big thumbs up for the IDF from me :) :)

  537. 537
    RomaBert... says:

    Another….. big thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

  538. 538
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just when you think Ummuna can’t get more boring he does.

  539. 539
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Syrian air force launched 25 airstrikes against ISIS in Al Raqqa, killing 31 militants

    Rejoice ! Rejoice !

  540. 540
    Y. O. Yeur says:

    Best ever view of a black hole. ( adults only )

  541. 541
    The religion of peace says:

    UzBecistan ?

  542. 542
    A laundry basket says:

    But the point where they boarded the boat is clear – so the “problem” should be returned whence it came and let the relevant authorities there deal with it.

  543. 543
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    No not a chopper overhead, but I am about to get mine out and ask a vulnerable female to mastrurbate me. Boaz.

  544. 544
    A laundry basket says:

    En passant and apropos of precisely nothing, do the South Yorkshire Police have any jurisdiction in Berkhampstead? Surely the case should have been handed to the locals who have a much better idea of the territory and its history. Would the SYP be happy for a bunch of fat lazy plods from Guildford/Reigate tramping all over their patch?

  545. 545
    A laundry basket says:

    With all due respect madame, I think you greatly underestimate we humble laundry baskets! I will take your apology as read.

  546. 546
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    The religion of piss is at it again.

  547. 547
    Geneva Convention says:

    Deal with the Izzies and the Mozzos won’t be half as much trouble.

  548. 548
    Geneva Convention says:

    You have a rather limp-wristed idea of what “trashed” looks like:

  549. 549
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Pardon me for not being able to differentiate among the various groups that want to kill me HAMAS ISIS ALQAEDA HEZBOLLAH ISLAMIC JIHAD

  550. 550
    Spanner says:

    Don’t forget the BBC, The Guardian, the Labour party and Harriet Harman (if you’re a white male)

  551. 551
    Spanner says:

    All Camerscum cares about is getting their vote. After all he needs thse 24 votes from the only gays that will vote for him and add to that 55 votes from Muslims that support him.

    As for the millions of white voters he’s pissed off he doesn’t give a fuck.

    But expect to see his shock next year when the Tories are wiped out in the south of England, however Dhimmi Dave will probably get a nice job in Europe as a Commissioner.

  552. 552
    RomaBert... says:

    Yummy :)

  553. 553
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Back to the 8th century, in tune with our belief system.

  554. 554
    . says:

    I was there at the time and after listening to Burns they were given German sausages to eat – but it didn’t work: they went from bard to Wurst.

  555. 555
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I can just about put up with the rest (no choice anyway), but spare us the Harriot Harman, harbinger of death and destruction.

  556. 556
    Is Camaron an ignoramus or an unprincipled cynic? says:

    As if the Iranian Shias haven’t had a pretty good go at exterminating the Baha’i. If that wilful ignoramus says that massacring Yazidis is not he real Islam, simply refer him to the numerous prsecution fatwas against them and massacres of them (for entirely religious reasons), under the Ottomans.

  557. 557
    Mo Ansar says:

    Baroness Warsi targets Israeli supermarket products

  558. 558
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Sainsburys is taking kosher food off its shelves in response to bullying and threats. I’m not J*wish but this makes me fearful.

  559. 559

    The !rony is that Bla!r always cites R’wanda’s genoc!de as being partly what motivated him in !raq.

    Those actions did contribute to the current mess, so he gets about 3 or 4 in return. That would be a win in his book ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  560. 560
    Hi all, Tony here with my latest letter says:

    Gosh, you are lucky Dave having old Linton to advise. Wish I’d been given the Islim is shit thing to wheel out.

    Oh the fun of it all.

    Dyou think I could be foreign sec or something for a bit. My ME envoy shit would go down a storm.

    Well, keep knockin the tes’co tins over. TTFN an all.

    Your godfather


  561. 561
    cheche says:

    Good Grief

    Sky news has just noticed that Isis persecutes Christians

  562. 562
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    And have they also noticed that ISIS persecutes everybody, even Muslims.

  563. 563
    George Galloway says:

    So Christians can’t stop gays from using their B&Bs but Muslim staff can stop J*ws from buying kosher food at Sainsburys. Interesting.

    FFS this is supposed to be a Christian country.

  564. 564
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    In other news, their Melton Mowbray pork pies are pretty good.

  565. 565
    Sky Mong says:

    Like all TV broadcasters we do not use the “C” word; unfortunately we thought the “C” word was Christian, not c*nt.

  566. 566
    a lawyer trying to be helpful says:

    I don’t like tandoori chicken myself;

    What sort of threats should I make to get this taken off the shelves?

  567. 567
    cheche says:

    I dont hear many condemnations from that quarter in the UK. I therefore assume that they support them

  568. 568
    David Ward says:

    If you feel disgusted to see sainsburys removing Kosher products, please write their CEO Mike Coupe

  569. 569
    proscribe Islam says:

    Islam is an excuse for barbarity it has no place in civilized world and needs to be eradicated.

  570. 570
    A green person who likes talking utter crap says:

    When ISIS took Mosul they managed to raid the Banks and walk out with quite a lot of dollars.

    They also helped themselves to some pretty nifty pieces of military kit which Barry does not seem to have supplied with automatic tracking devices or self destruct mechanisms.

    Isis seem like a load of crafty scoundrels to me.

    Best Dave keeps out of this as he will be eaten alive.

  571. 571
    A passing pencil sharpener says:

    All Christians are cnits.

    Always on the scrounge, always trying to control you.

    Remember us in your Will my son.

    We are really very poor and can’t be asked to pay property taxes alongside ordinary folks.

  572. 572
    Anonymous says:

    What a both unfortunate and appropriate name.

  573. 573
    Jeremy Corbyn says:

    1930’s Germany? No. England in August 2014: sainsburys store removes Kosher products to appease anti-Israel protestors….

  574. 574
    cheche says:


  575. 575
    Yankee go home says:

    The originsl Ian Richardson version was much better. I wonder whether Chucka even knows it existed.

  576. 576
    cheche says:

    Where is this reported

  577. 577
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    We deserve everything we get,this country is run and voted for by lilly livered bedwetters!

  578. 578
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    BBC News – Iraq crisis: Cameron warns of possible IS threat to UK

    I’d suggest the same to the Rochdale Council for hoisting the similar flag of Pakistan over the Town Hall.

    The only flags I want displayed in this country are the Union Flag, the flags of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and the county flag where one exists.

    I doubt this suggestion of Dave’s will ever come into law. This was the man who made that speech saying that multiculturalism had failed and has done the square root of nothing to address that problem.

  579. 579
    The British media are cunts says:

    I’ve been to South Georgia and the Falklands. Trust me, these will be the only places left safe for white people.

  580. 580
    A Reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Travel Lodge now removing Bibles from their rooms.

  581. 581
    The British media are cunts says:

    Exactly. The Tories get the cheap labour that creates their massive profits and labour get the votes.

    It’s a win win at Westminster.

  582. 582
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    BBC News – Irq crisis: Cameron warns of possible IS threat to UK

    I’d suggest the same to the Roch dale Council for hoisting the similar flag of P@kistan over the Town Hall.

    The only flags I want displayed in this country are the Union Flag, the flags of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and the county flag where one exists.

    I doubt this suggestion of Dave’s will ever come into law. This was the man who made that speech saying that multiculturalism had failed and has done the square root of nothing to address that problem.

  583. 583
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    If you want to read the Bible whilst staying in a Travel Lodge then you can still do so by downloading it on your Ipad.

  584. 584
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo! What on earth are you going to eat?

  585. 585
    proscribe Islam says:

    we didn’t create our tolerant society, where every fucker wants to come and live, by integrating with the fucking Islamics

  586. 586
    Dave "unlimited immigration" Cameron says:

    Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance.

  587. 587
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    What will you eat when the halal hovels are shut down ?

  588. 588
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

  589. 589
    Sir Winston Churchill says:

    Winston Churchill On Islam

    “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.”

  590. 590
    ___JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You seem to be deliberately getting mixed up.
    1930’s Germany has no relevance whatsoever to 2014 England – at all.

    What you are wilfully ignoring is that the general public – myself included – simply abhors any country which is a bully, which knowingly kills innocent civilians and children – and which then compounds its actions by ignoring global opinion.

    And when you do criticise this particular country it rapidly produces the ant-sem’tic card in a pathetic defence / justification.

    But you are fully aware of this already, but you are a Friend of Israel…

  591. 591
    proscribe Islam says:

    A lot of people can be British then children can be English it is a question of tolerance and comradeship, obedience of laws, love of country, fairness in dealings and justice in law. Islam does not contain these essential items and is called foreign or alien and needs to be eradicated for British life. Like a parasite is dismissed from the body of a healthy person.

  592. 592
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    You can whine all you like, Shlomos but I don’t see WTF i should pay your Rabbis to Kosher approve your food for you.
    All food that has been messed about with for religious Nutters should be *clearly* marked so that we can avoid it.

  593. 593
    Why are Harriet and co silent? says:

    Tis odd that all lefty feminists totally ignore the fate of every Mohammedan woman to be the slave of a man.

  594. 594
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Done. I congratulated him on a wise decision.

  595. 595
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

  596. 596
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

  597. 597
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

  598. 598
    proscribe Islam says:

    as a parasite recognizes it’s unnatural intent and seeks survival in the production of thousands of eggs so does the Islamic human parasite strive to create a dozen offspring so that they might outbreed the host.

  599. 599
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    i am an atheist, you thick Cretin. I think all religious food should be boldly labelled so that we can boycott it.

  600. 600
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

  601. 601

    The only ones who can be english are the descendants of the Anglo Saxons, wherever they are born in the world,the word English is derived from the word Angle , England , land of the Angles .

  602. 602
    proscribe Islam says:

    a parasite has attached to the body of the culture, the body of the society and the body of the politic. It does not have the best interests of the host in it’s heart and it is determined by subterfuge and lies and all manner of deceit to overwhelm the tolerant and by taking advantage assume dominance but the evil will not succeed because once awakened Lion will respond appropriately .

  603. 603

    These would be the same underclass morons bred by labour as voting fodder and to be a permanent drain on business and enterprise.

  604. 604
    I like your Angle says:


  605. 605
    I couldn't possibly comment says:

    [Oops! I think I said that out loud.]

  606. 606
    proscribe Islam says:

    is that something to do with ley lines ?

  607. 607
    Ugg says:

    Fuck off to the middle east then, if you care.

    They’re all stuck in the fucking stoneage.

  608. 608
    Observer says:

    And you, Sir, are a moslem savage.

  609. 609
    Wash your ears out, Dave says:

    I think you’ll find that Islamists just like to take the peace.

  610. 610
    JadedJean47 says:

    Winston Churchill on the J’ews sent into Russia

    ” “by sending Lenin to Russia our Government did, moreover, assume a great responsibility, but from the military point of view has journey was justified. Russia had to be aid low. But our Government should have seen to it that we were not also involved in her fall.” Lenin was sent into Russia by the Germans in the same way that you might send a phial containing a culture of typhoid or of cholera to be poured into the water supply of a great city, and it worked with amazing accuracy. No sooner did Lenin arrive than he began beckoning a finger here and a finger there to obscure persons in sheltered retreats in New York, in Glasgow, in Berne, and other countries, and he gathered together the leading spirits of a formidable sect, the most formidable sect in the world, of which he was the high priest and chief. With these spirits around him he set to work with demoniacal ability to tear to pieces every institution on which the Russian State and nation depended. Russia was laid low. Russia had to be laid low. She was laid low to the dust.”

  611. 611
    Abdul's clitless mum says:

    Fuck off Abdul

    you get to much pleasure from hunting down these vids – you fucking love it you dirty bastard

    and those vids could be from anywhere.

  612. 612
    Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

    Seems these 30 odd illegal immigrants were “trafficked” from Afghanistan etc, but they were only “put” in the container 12 hours before shipment and the plod are now looking for these traffickers, I’m sorry but if these illegal immigrants stayed at home and came to this country through normal channels then the plod wouldn’t have a job to do in sorting this trash out, they are illegal immigrants, if they didn’t want to come here then the so called traffickers would be smuggling something else in, these grown ups in the container are criminals trying to illegally enter this country , so send them home when they have recovered.

  613. 613
  614. 614
    proscribe Islam says:

    I quite like this so I’ll say it again
    we didn’t create our tolerant society by integrating with the Islamics. We were rather hoping they might integrate with us.

  615. 615

    The only thing that Dave has “achieved” is the legalisation of Bumsex Marrisge

  616. 616
    Hamas says:

    Inshallah! We will inflict a terrible loss on the state of Israeli by getting them to kick our arse.

  617. 617
    Former Poly Lecturer says:

    Don’t be obtuse.

  618. 618
    Anonymous says:

    We are under threat and this will become increasingly serious as this government does not have the will or desire to stop the Islamists. It is an absolute disgrace that M u slims are allowed to fly the ISIS flag in East London, distribute ISIS leaflets in Oxford Street, and trash a supermarket without one arrest. A drunk mother on a bus gets arrested and jailed for a rant that most of us have some sympathy with.
    It will take the deaths of many innocent Brits before this Government will do anything to stop the creeping Is lamification of parts of this country.

  619. 619
    Tony "what's important is is" Blair, mass murderer and traitor says:

    Islamics ? Integrate ? Buwahahaha !!!

  620. 620

    Who was it who decided that we wanted integration with islamist or any other culture or race , Blair deliberately increased the size of the already considerable alien wedge just to rub our noses in diversity.
    The results can now be seen on the streets of our major cities , whole areas are now in fact mini Islamic republics, unpoliceable, dangerous ‘no go’ areas where English common law is being replaced with sharia with the connivence of government!

  621. 621
    The British media are cunts says:

    Just eat pork, you know the religious twats won’t touch that.

  622. 622
  623. 623
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    ? He’s a pretty straight kind of guy.

  624. 624
    albacore says:

    These invaders are here by Parliament’s will
    Every single day brings yet more of them still
    Rationalise it till you’re blue in face
    Or the penny drops when they’ve taken your place

  625. 625
    proscribe Islam says:

    my generation’s parents had very strict victorian style upbringing and then they had WWII. my generation had everything on a plate and we ( thought ) we invented free love and mind altering drugs and fuck off authority with which came, for many, weird ideas of equality so it is probably all our fault

  626. 626
    Tony Straight Kinda Guy, cliff who? says:

    Yes we all start sort of sane and become through the toils of power and responsibility well,




  627. 627
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    I came across a girl with a name pronounced Endasha spelled N-a.
    The parents must have brains the size of an @m

  628. 628
    Daniella from Romania says:

    F*cking Pervert.

  629. 629
    A reasonable person . says:

    I have always sympathised with the Palestine people,but with all
    this sick hate and bile ,I am beginning to change my views and
    I now support Israel and their quest for peace .

  630. 630
    Old man says:

    It wasn’t done to rub our noses in diversity. That was only an excuse. It was done with one purpose: to increase the number of Labour voters. The political division in this country is now essentially a racial one. Only 20 per cent of white people vote Labour. Something like 80 per cent of brown people do vote Labour. The polarisation is getting more intense day by day. That is what Labour has done — it has deliberately created an apartheid state.

  631. 631
    Clifford says:

    Hi there Big Boy

  632. 632
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Looks like the picture of Dorian Gray has stopped working.

  633. 633
    Aargh says:

    There are some poisonously stupid people commenting here, but you take the fucking biscuit.

  634. 634
    táxpáyér says:

    MURDERED television presenter Jill Dando tried to alert her bosses to a p43d0phile ring at the BBC ­involving “big name” stars, claims a former colleague.

  635. 635
    south of the M4 says:

    A Muslim is free to live alongside me. All I want is that a Muslim affords me, a Christian, the same freedom. This is not happening as we do not have a multicultural society, we have a society of multi-cultures – and successive governments who have watched and allowed this to develop.

  636. 636
  637. 637
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    Conservatism is the dread fear that
    somewhere, somehow, someone
    you think is your inferior is being
    treated as your equal

  638. 638
    proscribe Islam says:

    anyway the point is the indigenous are getting fucked over and we need to do something about it before we lose that which our parents fought and died for.

  639. 639
    táxpáyér says:

    Wayycism, hurling words that are hurtful to the narrative classes, is punished far more severly than hurling fists and other things at random people.

  640. 640
    táxpáyér says:

    But why would Dave be so OK with it then???

    No, the answer is that LibLabCon is the party of the rent-seekers, they lower higher rents and lower wages for greater profits all subsidised by taxpayers.

  641. 641
    proscribe Islam says:

    and I don’t mean just the dirt but the intellectual freedom and freedom of expression.

  642. 642

    Vote UKIP :-D

  643. 643
    táxpáyér says:

    Best way is to let the Isrealis deal with the ayrab scum.

  644. 644
    Anonymous says:

    Is anyone who criticises Islam a sholmo?

    Just goes to show what a retard dumb fuck you are if you think that.

  645. 645
    Shylock says:

    Where’s my pound of flesh.

  646. 646
    proscribe Islam says:

    I propose a “National Affirmation of Belonging Festival”
    during this festival community organizers will ( in a semi religious fashion, a bit like a first communion) invite all to take a vow ( exact words to be decided) along the lines of swearing allegiance to the crown. following said swearing indelible stamp may be applied, perhaps to the nape of the neck.

  647. 647
    Londoner says:

    Send them back to Belgium where they came from.

  648. 648
    Skid Marx says:

    Socialism is the dread fear that
    somewhere, somehow, someone
    you think is your inferior is not being
    treated as your superior

  649. 649
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    These problem families cost every income taxpayer £1000 per year. The cure is stop the child breeding subsidy “child benefit”, this will also stop the ethnics out breeding the indigenous population.
    So those who can afford children will have them.

  650. 650

    Vote UKIP :-D

  651. 651
    Its in the Koran says:

    To show undivided love and committment a clear marking for all to see and strike fear into non-believers must be made. I say our mouths must be enlarged to six times normal sizes. This will make us recogonisable and our shouting will become louder and longer.

    Praise be to allah

  652. 652
    Norm Normal says:

    No it isn’t, it’s the dread fear that despite working hard, being responsible and building a future, all will be taken from you to subsidise those who just didn’t bother.

  653. 653
    $od off, goat $hagger says:

    Sure, the IS are just pussy cats really.

  654. 654
    Breeders guide to breeding says:

    send a virile, handsome, athletic, brainy, charming men, who will fuck anything, to live in these estates. The kids coming out of hospital will then be mostly “like one of us”.

    Every bit helps.

  655. 655
    $od off, goat $hagger says:

    Of course Hama$ firing rockets from near schools, not bothering to build air raid shelters, using human shields (not to mention the estimated 160 children who died tunnel building) had nothing to do with anything.

  656. 656

    Vote UKIP :-D

  657. 657
    $od off, goat $hagger says:

    Not for Hama$ want of trying.

  658. 658
    One Question says:

    Why did the “victims” in the container not scream and shout when they were in Belgium rather than waiting until they crossed the North Sea? Funny that.

  659. 659
    proscribe Islam says:

    It is not difficult
    Islamics do not want to partake in existing society
    existing society does not want Islamics and would like them to fuck off
    how difficult can it be to comprehend ?

  660. 660
    proscribe Islam says:

    there is an error in the copy
    it should say “mission; stop UK islamic state”

  661. 661

    Vote UKIP :-D

  662. 662
    The British media are cunts says:

    Don’t expect to see our gormless fucking media ask that question.

  663. 663
    proscribe Islam says:

    how can an intolerant and murderous sect call itself a religion ?
    it is not possible,
    I will explain.
    A religion is concerned with understanding
    understanding of a reality not to do with corporal
    to do with an understanding in individual of the true reality of creation ( that which you see )
    that has nothing at all to do with raping and murdering. that is something that you ( the Islamist ) want to do. that is nothing to do with comprehension of the meaning of existence. that is to do with your joy and pleasure in chopping bits off people and raping women and children.
    That evil is what is in you. there is no excuse for those things if there is an after life ( which I do hope) you will suffer a thousand deaths that is unless I find you first :-)

  664. 664
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe one of them did!

  665. 665
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  666. 666

    Vote UKIP :-D

  667. 667
    proscribe Islam says:

    has anybody thought to ask these fuckwits what it is they are trying to achieve ?

  668. 668
    Tachybaptus says:

    No matter how idealistically it begins, a religion soon becomes just one thing: a means of social control.

  669. 669
    proscribe Islam says:

    of course I mean Islamic fuckwits.
    as I say proscribe Islam and all aspects, clear them out unless they go non-secular. set up Iron shield all around Britain

  670. 670
    Sir Cliff says:

    It’s so funny
    How you’re not 12 any more

    The young ones
    Darling, you’re the young ones

    Got myself a crying, screaming, weeping, screeching 9 year old

    Come on pretty boy, let’s move it and groove it

  671. 671
    Tachybaptus says:

    Is Assange actually still in the embassy? If so, are the Ecuadoreans keeping him there simply to make a point? It would be perfectly easy to remove him in a trunk. The diplomatic bag can’t be searched, either at the embassy door or at the airport. Other nations’ embassies often do such things.

  672. 672
    Infidel Cattle Herder says:

    Stopping a strong Caliphate being established which would otherwise threaten Europe including the UK? Duh!

  673. 673
    proscribe Islam says:

    what is a strong caliphate ? is that like a weak Caliphate but more stupid ?

  674. 674
    proscribe Islam says:

    anyway we are the most tolerant nation on earth but there is so much pisstake we can take so best stop it eh ? unless you want to waken the lion and see what havoc looks like ?

  675. 675
    RED LEN says:


  676. 676
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  677. 677
    New builds everywhere. says:

    Here in the East midlands there is so much new house building going on that the prices of second hand homes have become severely depressed. The reason is that the builders make a mortgage on their homes so easy to arrange that people can’t be arsed to fanny about arranging loans on pre-owned homes and all the time and the costs involved. And there are thousands of new builds going up everywhere. I can’t understand why the papers say there is a shortage of housing when there clearly isn’t….unless they mean around London.

  678. 678
    The British media are cunts says:

    Could the BBC please explain why every time there is some sort of foreign crisis they feel the need to wheel out the views of Mong Campbell and Paddy Pantsdown?
    Neither of these two fuckwits have any credibility.

  679. 679
    The British media are cunts says:

    Those houses are going to be needed for housing the next 20 million Muslims heading here thanks to bum sex Dave.

    They will be bought up by a fat rich Tory cuunt and he will then rent them out to the state for £20,000 a year per home. He will then bung the Tory cuunts a nice bung for their trouble.

    Trebles all round at Tory HQ

  680. 680
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

  681. 681
    proscribe Islam says:

    you have it back to front Ducky.
    bright fuckers discovered calendar and kept secret what day it was for planting seeds. Masonic bastards kept secret recipes for casting metals and also for optical projection ensuring Priests received stipend for information. This fucking bollocks which we have grown out of is still practiced amongst the intellectual pigmies called Islamics

  682. 682
    Vacancy at the White House says:

    If these illegal immigrants are allowed to stay here, having come here illegally and against all the supposed rules, then it sends the strongest signal to all the millions of others that all they have to do is say “victims of people traffickers.”.

    This country is so top heavy with illegals and free loaders it’s in imminent danger of capsize, the scum are hellbent on turning it into a sh*thole just the same as the ones they’ve bailed out from.

  683. 683
    The British media are cunts says:

    Not much chance of waking up the sleeping Lion when it’s been brain dead for years.

    When a brain is fed a diet of Dr Poo, Strictly Cum Dancing darlings and of course XFactor it will die a slow death.

  684. 684
    The British media are cunts says:

    Muslims just want to kill.

  685. 685
    proscribe Islam says:

    I did hear a story that the reason nobody kidnapped a Russian in Beirut was that they did do one and the Russians sent the testicles of the father of one of the kidnappers by way of negotiation and that is why no Russians were kidnapped in Beirut.
    we should adopt this Russian mentality in dealings with fuckwits who want to exploit our friendliness and think we are a soft touch.

  686. 686
    proscribe Islam says:

    perhaps the grandfather army ( those who remember what it is supposed to be like ) will rise up and strike fear into the enemy by great gnashing of dentures and waiving of zimmer frames in a threatening fashion ?

  687. 687

    My point exactly ,any white person who continues to vote labour is voting for racial and cultural extinction .
    Blair calculated that the ignorant, labour voting ,sub human, underclass would vote for them whatever the cost ,in a kind of Pavlovian response , so far he has been proven to be right , Cameron was unable to secure a proper majority against the most inept treacherous cretinous ‘prime Minister’ that this country has ever been inflicted with.

  688. 688
    Jesus says:

    Keep posting these vids. It’s fun watching the good guys win for a change.

  689. 689
    ___JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Well, to be fair, that’s an original response.

  690. 690
    Farley the Charley says:

    Liebour doing it’s whitewash job and blaming the Tories ,if they has stopped or slowed down immigration and figured out what the trash of the world wanted like money out of our benefits system and shut that down to them, then we would not be in the problems we have now, we would have had an extra live illegal to throw out today and the lefty liberals could have gone back to moaning about foodbanks.

  691. 691
    Jizzlam says:

    I use the koran as a beer coaster.

  692. 692
    Farley the Charley says:

    Too many lefty Liberals and a plod service that will arrest the good ones and let the evil ones go free, our loss of common laws, swopped over for a lot of bollocks from the EU, we have lost our testicles and country, due to corrupt politicians and an EU most of the English want to dump, the country is in a real mess and it’s getting worse.

  693. 693

    The UK Gov report has found that the MB should not be labelled a terrorist organization.

    Go figure ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  694. 694
    UK expat says:

    This is just a general observation, which may or may not be of interest.

    I have worked outside of the UK for about 15 years out of the last 22 years.

    Returning to visit Glasgow for the first time in several years, whilst walking in the city centre it struck me that there is now an obvious huge influx of immigrants.

    Rough guesstimate is that at least 15%+ were non-white, with many wearing burkas, yashmaks, headscarves etc.

    Whilst this is in itself is no bad thing, it does reinforce to me the problems the UK faces when it has been planning long-term for a falling population – and how the NHS, midwives, schools, teachers, housing services, etc.. are totally unable to cope.

    And as an expat who has worked for several years in e.g. an Islamic state, I know exactly what free assistance / benefits an immigrant would get in their country: absolutely nothing.

  695. 695
    Truth in advertising says:

    His lack of the picture logo in colours gave him away.

  696. 696
    I Read That says:

    The religion says that the corranne can not be allowed to be translated into another language. Or else.

  697. 697
    Lusty comrade says:

    The one on the right doesn’t look half bad.

  698. 698
    Diversity is our strength says:

    Prescribe Islam, for that feeling of rundown, exhausted politics.

  699. 699
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Them fuzzy wuzzies don’t like it up em’!

  700. 700
    UK expat says:

    Having worked in an Islamic state for several years, I can tell you that you – and I – and everyone else was born Muslim.

    And that is why if you decide to become Muslim, you are actually ‘reverting’ back to being Muslim.

    How do I know this ?

    I used to be approached on a regular basis at e.g. shopping malls and have ‘enlightening’ pamphlets pushed into my hand. My natural response would be to tell them where to stick their pamphlet. But they were typically supported by an armed cop, and an argument could result in an overnight stay in a Police cell.

    I stopped telling family & friends in the early 90’s that following the fall of the Cold War, the next threat was Islam. And that the overall objective was global domination of their religion. My family and friends at that time couldn’t relate to what I was telling them – and I suspect didn’t believe me – so I stopped sharing my experiences.

    I used to be idealistically tolerant: if what you did wasn’t criminal I had no problem.

    Now, my reaction is: what would happen if I acted the same way in your home country ? Would I be tolerated, supported – or locked up and/or whipped in public ?

  701. 701
    Prescribe Islam says:

    Islam is what you need for the future, if not what you want.

  702. 702
    Prescribe Islam says:

    Islam, a lifelong commitment, or else.

  703. 703
    Rotherhampoofta says:


  704. 704
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Heard that Israelis are selling fresh, Gazan organs on a special, BOGOF offer.
    [Some organs might be soiled / slight seconds.]

    They seem to have an organs glut for some reason…

  705. 705
    Norm Normal says:

    Russia and the Guardian like their man just where he is.

  706. 706
    Prescribe Islam says:

    Existing society needs Islam to maintain its diversity. We can’t let them go, no matter how short-signed, unidealistic, reactionary, antediluvian, philistine, and stupid some people may be.

  707. 707

    All religions have the capacity for evil, it goes with the territory, faith is the enemy of reason,belief in the existence in some totally nonsensical sky fairy of whatever persuasion requires a suspension of reality that is easily used to justify no end of barbaric actions in the minds of the more gullible adherents .

  708. 708
    Norm Normal says:

    No one else will talk to them.

  709. 709
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    1. “N-a” = “En hyphen a”
    2. “@m” = “at em” or “ampersand em”

  710. 710
    Anonymous says:

    Julia Middleton head of Common Purpose worm food apparently.

  711. 711
    albacore says:

    Land of Hope and Glory, it’s a mystery
    After centuries of your great ancestry
    How you could just lie back and let Parliament
    Breed you out with dregs from every continent

  712. 712
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Dear Boko Haram

  713. 713
    Were doomed, doomed I tell ye says:

    Hands up all those who think the UK will be a better place in 5 or even 10 years time.

    Hands up all those who think Blair and Brown laid the seeds of our economic and social meltdown.

    Hands up all those who think that the same useful idiots will vote labour once again

  714. 714
    L Finn-Spector says:

    You should always sanitise your beer coaster before use. A flame-thrower would be eminently suitable.

  715. 715
    L Finn-Spector says:

    Cremation is the preferred option in her case.
    We don’t want her breeding, do we ?

  716. 716
    A lift attendant says:

    I suspect the hidden hand behind all this emanates in Doha as I think that Sainsbury’s is now owned by the Qataris. Time to change our shopping habits?

  717. 717
    A laundry basket says:

    Thank you Londoner. I’m glad at least one other commenter here agrees with what I said (twice) higher up this page. No reason whatsoever for any of these illegal immigrants to be retained in this country when they are sufficiently recovered to withstand the hazardous ferry crossing back where they came from.

  718. 718
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    The late Ray Honeyford wrote his Salisbury Review article in 1984, as the BBC recount in his obituary:

    “Mr Honeyford dismissed what he saw as many of the ills of the educational legislation and attitudes of the time, arguing there were a “growing number of Asians whose aim is to preserve as intact as possible the values and attitudes of the Indian sub-continent within a framework of British social and political privilege, ie to produce Asian ghettoes“.

    30 years on the only word one might argue with is ‘Asian’.

  719. 719
    A laundry basket says:

    “Prescribe Islam” ??

    You urgently need to see a different doctor.

  720. 720
    A laundry basket says:

    Trebles all round then for the unite fat cats. Sod the workers who no doubt did not vote for this sale.

  721. 721
    A laundry basket says:

    Owen, Hippo and Alibaba were at lunch? But not necessarily together.

  722. 722
    A laundry basket says:

    Now now! Her bestest niece Kate won’t be pleased with that sort of attitude. Expect a special delivery letter from Kensington Palace any day now.

  723. 723
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Sounds like a devious way of the union receiving funding from a foreign communist power.

  724. 724
    Owen Jones says:

    Discrimination! Now get rid of all the halal meat ,Sainsbury’s.

  725. 725
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Sainsbury’s give into muslims & ban Kosher food after attacks- time to ban Halal. SAINSBURY ARE GUTLESS COWARDS

  726. 726
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Page no longer available!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It’s them that is calling the shots, as it were.

  727. 727

    Just like M&S who condoned their costumers being humiliated by muslim employees at the checkout if they disapproved of their purchases !

  728. 728
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    After lying to the British public , he now comes clean and admits to sending British troops into northern Iraq
    , so we can expect what remains of the military to be used yet again in someone elses war
    Remember one thing Dave , these fuckers do not do human rights or taking prisoners , expect some rather disturbing videos

    Also this master tactician once supported the ISIS rebels , when they were fighting against Assad in Syria , now that they have spread out , they are terrorists LoL
    He also imprisons anyone who has left these shores to fight in that conflict , yet he does nothing about all the ones leaving to fight in the Iraq conflict , some of which are giving tv and radio broadcasts before they go

    Dave totally confused on foreign affairs

  729. 729
    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

  730. 730
    non taxable pikey says:

    Just Buycott the B’stards! Insist on non-Halal meat.

    If you are into barcodes 7-29 or 729 is the barcode for products from Israel.

  731. 731
    Anonymous says:

    I’ve been looking for one with soft perforated pages for years.

  732. 732
    One for Guido says:

  733. 733
    Julian Assange says:

    I’ve had enough now ,and will give myself up later today.

    But don’t blame me ,I didn’t vote for Baroness Warsi.

  734. 734
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Dave to pump millions into problem families
    Dave to pump 20 million into marriage guidance counciling to try and force couples to stay together
    Dave to pump millions into trying to help couples with children

    This money is aimed at 50,000 of the worst problem families
    well Dave let me tell you , most of these scum cost us billions already in social services , police , the courts and prison systems , not to mention the misery they bestow upon their neighbores, and their communities
    Now you want to give them even more money to help them spawn even more shite
    as for paying them to stay together , these people interbreed with anyone and anything that is willing , most have shit loads of kids with several partners costing us taxpayers even more
    Cameron you talk about “hard working families , yet in truth you have no idea what they are otherwise you would not be dreaming up these hair brained schemes
    The very people who contribute all this money are the same ones being denied cancer drugs , and seeing even their basic services eroded away , by your failure to understand the real world
    Pack your bags and fuck off you total waste of space

    This guy is so desperate to cling on to power he’s now targeting the underclass breeders by throwing even more of our tax money at the low life nair do wells who already get most of it

    Get rid of this fucking idiot ASAP

  735. 735
    Dave says:


  736. 736
    Dave says:

    Money is no object…

  737. 737
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    IDF = I Destroy Families.

    IDF doesn’t like fighting against proper armies, who can fight back.

    IDF much prefers air strikes, overwhelmingly superior weaponry against rag tag opponents. Ideally civilians and children – who provide great target practice.

    IDF – the army for cowards.

  738. 738

    He doesn’t seem all that desperate, but the announcement seems to be the most in line with actual Conservative values he has announced since ‘sort of’ coming into power.

    Perhaps good to remove the closed status of family courts whilst he’s at it.

    Knowing what C’ameron is like the money announced to support families and deal with social problems will more likely be used to further divide and marginalize these families.

    Note: No guarantee that the money will be going to English families either. So this could be another disingenuous way of announcing benefits are staying for economically failed euro-migrants who have arrived here.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  739. 739
    anon says:

    Why are the meeja calling them “immigrants” and not “illegal immigrants”?

  740. 740
    Mrs May says:

    The Home Office declined to comment on the revelations about Peter Righton.

    A spokesman referred the BBC to the home secretary’s comments to the House of Commons in July when she said the government would address two concerns: “First, that in the 1980s the Home Office failed to act on allegations of child sex abuse.

    “Secondly, that public bodies and other important institutions have failed to take seriously their duty of care towards children.

    “As I informed the House on 7 July, the whole government take the allegations very seriously. That is why I announced two inquiries last week.”

    In 1992 Peter Righton was fined £900 for possessing images of child abuse and was cautioned over an earlier assault.

  741. 741
    The Growler says:

    Toot-toot, toot-toot, I am the all David Cameron, but you can call me Dave, toot-toot

  742. 742
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Cameron : “we have to do everything we can to make sure that these terrorist attacks dont happen on the streets of our country”

    Well Clueless ! you could start by stopping them getting in in the first place
    then start deporting all the people who should not be here
    then start deporting any non British national that breaks our laws
    then impose strict laws regarding preaching religious hatered

    Even then it’s only a matter of time before they launch a series of attacks on our streets

  743. 743
    RomaBert... says:

    another BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me……… :)

  744. 744

    Definition of fun:

    Playing devil’s advocate on behalf of !slam with J’ehova Witnesses.

    When you are down to scripture, point out that the religions share the same M’essiah, and then explain that the M’uslims are meant to be forming an army of G’od to defend the pacifists.

    Sort of confuses them.

    In their defence, J’ehova Witnesses seem to be Ok. For similar experience with real M’uslims, mint tea helps.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  745. 745
    The silent majority says:

    Oh stop being a little nuisance, Baroness Warsi, trying to stir up trouble all the time. If you like Gaza so much go out there and live.

  746. 746
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Politics in general is living a life in a bubble , mollycoddled by your parents , not allowed to mix with other people , shipped off to a boarding school having very little family contact , straight to university to get your politics degree untill you end up in the Westminster bubble unable to relate to people or form relationships, and now they impose laws on people when they have absolutely no concept of the real world of work or life , or financial matters, or the way most of us live our lives ,

  747. 747
    Norm Normal says:

    Why is it the left are not only wrong, but as wrong as it’s possible to be? So many factual errors there, it’s a shame that not one of you can write something here demonstrating significant cognitive ability.

  748. 748
    Mo Ansar says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  749. 749
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    You forgot “We’re all going on a bummer holiday”

  750. 750
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The US and UK military are going into Iraq to help ISIS.

    The purpose of ISIS is to help create a Greater Israel.

    In order to create a Greater Israel the following countries have to be broken up: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.

    ISIS began its invasion of Iraq from NATO-member Turkey.

    In order to trick the public in the USA and UK, ISIS has produced photographs of various ‘atrocities’.

    ISIS managed remarkably quickly to control a large part of Iraq.

    Reportedly the ISIS forces have been trained and armed by the USA and its allies.

    Above, we see a U.S. military airstrike on a Humvee near the Mosul Dam.

    The USA and UK may now be pretending to attack ISIS, while actually secretly helping them.

  751. 751
    William says:

    Quick reflexes you have there.

  752. 752
    M103 says:

    Stop the potential ebola carriers too.

  753. 753
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:


    Friends of Israel are impervious to any criticism.

    And then they wonder why they are held in such low regard…! ;)

  754. 754
    Elsie at the Fox & Werrity says:

    Cameron – you are interfering in a civil and sectarian war…You are responsible for all the atrocities that will be committed by your side.

    Son of Blair, anyone?

  755. 755
    unbiased says:

    Whilst sound conspirational, I now think such plots are quite plausible and you could well be right.

  756. 756
    Wah wah pedal says:

    Wake up Fawkes!
    Or there’s no news in Westminster….

  757. 757
    Baroness Warsi says:

    There are a lot of immature idiots posting on this blog ! Grow up

  758. 758
    Hamas says:

    We fight right next to families, children, schools, hospitals and UN shelters.

    It’s ok though, we are not cowards, Allah says all are expendable for the cause.

  759. 759
    RIP says:

    Guido is dead!

  760. 760
    unbiased says:

    Yea, maybe tattoo a number on the forearm? most brits wouldn’t even put up with such wankery, you Zioloon.

  761. 761
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Don’t know about the veracity of the above.

    But another legacy of the Bliar [& Alistair Campbell] years of spin and press media control is that the only certainty is that you can’t believe what’s reported in the MSM.

    …and more concerning is what is deliberately NOT reported by the MSM.

  762. 762
    anxious yellow journalist says:

    Where is Guido? It’s Sunday morning and there’s no sign of him. Last Sunday someone said he was stuck in the bog. Now that couldn’t have happened again, could it?

  763. 763
    Rolf wannabe says:

    And tonight, Matthew, I’ll be doing ‘Two little boys.’

  764. 764
    Vlad Putin, would-be world leader and gay icon says:

    The letter will be dropped in the usual place.


    Incidentally, I’ve noticed a freshly-dug flower bed in the Gardens at Kensington Palace.

  765. 765
  766. 766
    FSB says:

    Cheques in the post comrade!

  767. 767
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    OK, we’ll call it a draw then.

    Both sides are cowards.
    Both sides don’t care about killing civilians and children.
    Both sides are uncivilised.
    Both sides are terrorists.

    Glad we cleared that up so quickly.

  768. 768
  769. 769
    Rich's Monday Morning View says:

  770. 770
    Frank Drake says:

    You must be on the other side of the International Date Line.

  771. 771
    Anonymous says:

    Can someone please explain why she has a title? What did she do apart from being Michael Howard’s spad?

  772. 772
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Are they both Yazidis ?

  773. 773

    Banning food for fear of protests is dumb.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  774. 774
    Guy News Room says:

    Julian Assange smiles and says he’s leaving embassy ‘soon’

    Sky News will parachute Kay Burley to the Embassy in due course.

  775. 775
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Your factual error is i’m not a leftie , i voted for the useless twat

  776. 776
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Get rid of the child breeding subsidy Child Benefit.

  777. 777
    Owen Jones says:

    If the Assange press conference gets any more boring and uninformative, I fear for property prices in Knightsbridge.

  778. 778
    Whiffler says:

    Wot ? – no Guido ??


    So many Guidos – so few posts. Not even something unamusing from Rich (or Mark)

  779. 779
    nell. says:

    I see mary riddle has just written a piece for the DailyT about how chuckusyamoney is going to be PM one day and what a humble man he is!!! No mention of his dislike for mixing with London trash or his marbella palace or his vanity or his £3k plus suits…!! It looked like a piece she might have drafted that she had then allowed him to edit +++++Laugh+++++

  780. 780
    Medhi Hasan says:

    I’m a hoochie coochie man.

  781. 781
    Putin says:

    We want all the world’s press there to see western injustice. Money in Swiss bank Comrade Assange.

  782. 782

    Sainsbury’s war on the Rollmop is a serious libertarian issue that goes somewhat beyond ‘ethnic food’ products.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  783. 783

    Bad workmen blame their tools…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  784. 784
    Owen Jones says:


  785. 785
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    At least try to tunnel out or escape via the rooftops
    whats the point of just giving up and spending the rest of your life in rendition in an American prison?

  786. 786
    Kay Burley says:

    Imagine Assange in ten years’ time, solemnly giving a “press conference” to glove puppets, alone in an Ecuadorean tortoise sanctuary.

  787. 787
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Is GF on holiday then ?

  788. 788
    J J Sainsbury says:

    Heads will roll over this.

  789. 789
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    They wont need foodbanks once these state of the art 21st century ghettos are complete the RAF can just drop food on them twice a day

  790. 790
    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    I wonder on what topic she might have been deemed fit to advise. Not to mention whether her advice might be special, or otherwise.

  791. 791

    Refer Sainsbury’s to the Caliph. Sorted.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  792. 792
    Putin says:

    After incarceration in oppressive western puppet state of Sweden, Assange will come home to the fatherland!

  793. 793


    Libertarian’s should be expressing strongly on this. V. bad precedent could be set.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  794. 794
    Medhi Hasan says:

    Was going to have a full English with a couple of Lincolnshire sausages for breakfast. Just seen Baroness Warsi and changed my mind…

  795. 795
    Sir Ian MacGregor says:

    So you’re the one who reads Mary’s twaddle. I admire your mettle.

  796. 796
    A laundry basket says:

    No Sun on Sunday for 2 weeks. Guido must have been given his P45.

    PS: Check out the new owners of Sainsburys if you want some answers. Posts seem to be disappearing from this forum…

    PS: Why does this blog always reset half way up the page instead of where the new entry is added to an already existing box? Or is it just my ancient steam dr*ven computer?

  797. 797
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    By the time he gets out , with Putins European reclamation tour, Sweden will be in the father land

  798. 798
    boredhousehusband says:

    That really wasn’t nice. Two pair of the worst boobs I’ve had the misfortune to see. Pass the eye-bleach and please stop with the fugly-p0rn tweets…

  799. 799
    Govts_Needtocontrol_theInternet says:

    His white hair will be set off marvelously by the orange jump suit.

  800. 800
    boredhousehusband says:

    They won’t, though… Libertarians have this odd Lefty mindset which thinks it s a good thing for people to demonstrate with menaces. And the Lefty always reverts to “first they came for the …. and I said nothing, blah blah” yet it is they who are the silent ones, whether about FGM (‘cultural’, don’t criticise), enslavement (ditto), women’s rights (ditto), human rights in general (ditto), vote rigging (ditto), inflammatory preachers (ditto), the oppressive garments of a backward hill people worn in a progressive urban environment (ditto)

    When the coming war is finally won, after so much blood shed which will nearly bleed us white, I hie whatever historians are left to write up the summary take a number of chapters to chart the original cause back right back to The Left and warped British Socialism.

    Global history will judge them and despise them for what they constructed

  801. 801
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    That’s a new slant.

  802. 802
    irritatin', innit ? says:

    No, it’s not just your ancient steam-dr*ven computer. There was a distinct change some time back.

  803. 803
    The Penguin says:

    Warsi and her title should be brought to book.

  804. 804
    Janice Nicholls says:

    “Evenin’ all”

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