August 16th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


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  1. 1
    Cliff says:

    Is that a chopper overhead?

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      Free to a good home. says:

      So Dave’s latest jolly jape is to hand out guns, bullets and grenades to any Kurd asking. What could possibly go wrong?

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        An SMG and 10,000 rounds please. says:

        Never mind the Kurds in Iraq. Are Brits in Britain eligible for Dave’s gun aid?

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        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        A perfect time for the BRICS leaders to have talks with Erdogan, with a view to getting Turkey to leave NATO and join the BRICS trade/military pact.

        The Turks absolutely hate the Kurds :-)

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          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          BRICS is a loose economic association of 5 developing nations. It is nothing like NATO which is purely a military alliance.

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          The Growler says:

          At one time before WW1 the Turks controlled a lot more than Kurdistan, they contrlloed an awful lot of the Middle east, the so called west were not really bothered about the middle east then all that lovely oil was found, lots of it. There was so much oil in fact (think is in Iraq ) it rises to the surface through a surface salt bed in the mountains, a very light oil, which have been the souce of the Greek Fire. If you don’t believe me consult the fount of all knowledge (you know who)

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          • M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

            The “Turks” were the Ottoman Empire before WW1 and Arabia was part of that empire. The Sultan was not only the emperor but also the Caliph – leader of the Caliphate. Modern Turkey did not exist until just after WW1 and was the creation of Kemal Ataturk.

            WW1 was not engineered to gain control of Arabian oil (much of it was not discovered then) as coal was still king.

            The land of fire you are thinking of is Azerbaijan which is where the Nobel family made their wealth and at the time was one of the leading producers of oil. It was this phenomenon of oil burning on the surface of the ground which gave rise to the fire worshiping Parsee religion. (Freddy Mercury was a Parsee and an ethnic Azeri). You can still see this today.

            Greek Fire was something completely different. It was a weapon used by the ships of the Byzantines who had invented an early flame thrower.

            Apart from those humdingers, great analysis.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            “Not even wrong”?

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          • Anonymous says:

            Greek Fire was phosphorous

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          Celebrity Shite News says:

          I see Puddleduck’s Muslim ex was shot at and stoned in Pakistan the other day.

          Latest squeeze Brand Shite is now calling for a boycott of Israel.

          Hollywood producers please note.

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        What is Dave smoking? says:

        I don’t understand why Dave thinks giving weapons to a Kurd is a sensible thing to do. He’s prepared to hand out free arms to complete strangers in a far off country no questions asked but won’t let his own people bear arms.

        Plus these weapons will not just go away when the conflict is over, every Kurd and his dog will have them stashed away under their beds for decades to come, just in case like.

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          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

          Guns rapidly become useless without a fresh supply of ammunition.

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          • A bullet is for A life, not just Christmas says:

            Wrong. there’s no best before date on a bullet.

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          • Village Idiot says:

            …Giving “more” weapons to an area festooned with weaponry, is, the complete wrong approach!…We should be de-weaponising the whole area;
            ….a concerted effort by all nations opposed to what is happening in the middle east, should collectively , come together to remove and destroy all the weapons of destruction, that are held by ALL sides in the troubled areas’, but, there is little financial advantage in doing this, ..so….it will not happen!

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          • M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

            How many times can you fire a bullet?

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          • The Growler says:

            That is true but once you have the gun, ammunition is accessable. If guns were hard to get hold of, how would you explain all those shootings over the past few years, guns are accessable at a price. The ordinary peasants through out the past millenia have not been able to have guns, swords, knives and weapons legally, swords were allowed to be worn by the gentry. I used to go hiking with a tent on the moors, a sheath knife got me of a sticky situation in a hidden bog, in would be illegal now to have one on you’re person.

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          • Boris Spasticky says:

            Once, but you can re-use the shells. It’s easy to make bullets. A supply of primers and powder with a simple lead cast, bit of pressure (vice).

            Hey presto!

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          • The Lone Ranger says:

            @Boris Spasticky

            I think you’ll find that the rounds fired from modern firearms need more than a bit of “primers and powder”.

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          • Tonto says:

            No they don’t. That’s why on every firing range especially the forces. the spent cartridges are collected up.

            But even so bullets are not too difficult to come by.

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          • Explosives License says:

            Apply and recieve.
            Can you have a license by a Nucleur Bomb? Do you need one?

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    • 4
      M.Oaten says:

      *sigh* How many times have I said exactly that?

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        Stars in their eyes. says:

        The plod and their BBC colleagues have now made it impossible for Cliff to get a fair trial by jury as a result of very publicly defaming his Character. No doubt his lawyers will slaughter them.

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        • 13
          Tom Jones says:

          Bollocks – the population thought he was a weird bugger before the raid.

          So no change there then, boyo.

          Hang on, there’s someone at the door…

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          BBC says:

          we dont care . let the telly tax payers pick up the tab as usual .

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      Handycock whipping it out says:

      No not a chopper overhead, but I am about to get mine out and ask a vulnerable female to mastrurbate me. Boaz.

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      táxpáyér says:

      http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/490169/Dando-alarm-p43d0phile-ring-BBC

      MURDERED television presenter Jill Dando tried to alert her bosses to a p43d0phile ring at the BBC ­involving “big name” stars, claims a former colleague.

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  2. 3
    Nothing hurts like the truth says:

    http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2014/08/15/ferguson-shooting-victim-was-robbery-suspect-police-say/EnZ3K8bZjMpuhgU18ZlGFN/story.html

    Whether it’s Mark Duggan or Michael Brown – they just cannot stop their criminality.

    Once that community has done that, they can come to us with their complaints.

    I feel sorry for the police officer having to deal with them. He’ll now have to change his job, location, ID, everything. Shame.

    Minority cohesion – that’s how Presleydents get elected.

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    • 6
      sticky keys says:

      smoking kills

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    • 7
      Well done that officer says:

      Just one more scum bag removed from the gene pool

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    • 10
      The worst president ever and the BBC adore him. says:

      What is the point of Obama?

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        Shneur says:

        To be a ZioLoon glovepuppet. having the Knesset controlling USrael directly would look silly.

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        The two Muppets says:

        Obama is the worst President since Jimmy Carter . He is timid and
        indecisive and just seems to be serving his term without making
        too many waves . He came in with a roar and will go out with a whimper .

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          rick says:

          He didn’t bomb Syria, though. We should thank God (or whoever) that he went against his masters orders once.

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          • EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

            And so ISIS moved into the void.

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          • The tit chillaxing in no. 10 says:

            o’Bummer has the right idea. Why get involved in wars yourself when you can use drones to do your dirty work and control them via your Play Station ?

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          • Anonymous says:

            We should thank all the PMs in the House of Commons that voted against conflict. For without Britain there to take some of the flak, Obama was totally unwilling to go it alone. Just as well, since how powerful might ISIS have become had air strikes taken out the Syrian Government?

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          • The two Muppets says:

            The vote on Syria was about the threat of air support to stop
            Syria murdering their own people . But Miliband and Labour
            along with a few Tory rebels sided with Assad and Putin
            against the West . This has allowed ISIS to organise and prosper.
            and take advantage of the West,s indecision .

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            Two Muppets is spot on. Millibqnd voted against for purely politcial partisan motives not humanitarian. This is a bloke whose ambition led him to shit on his own brother. he will bring UK to its knees if he ever gets in.

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      ukip.I.am says:

      Lovable rogues.

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      Ferguson summed up:

      Bit like L’ondon 2011.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    Well there you have it says:

    No doubt Fatbot and Warsi will be filling our TV screens all day today condemning the IS and the slaughter of the innocents.

    Or probably not as they can’t blame this or most other slaughters, death and destruction on the usual scapegoats.

    .http://news.sky.com/story/1319531/islamists-massacre-80-yazidis-in-northern-iraq

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    Oi, enough already says:

    That poor sweet little black child killed by a white cop for no reason, the cop has to be guilty right? The BBC showed a picture of a smiling ten year old innocently looking out of the picture and we all went Aaaaaw how cute, how could a cop shoot such an innocent looking baby?

    The truth as usual is completely different, the innocent sweet child was in fact a giant bullying thug involved in a felony theft attacking a small shopkeeper to grab a product usually modified and used for smoking drugs. The cop was injured and had hospital treatment for injuries he received while fighting off the robbery suspect something never reported by the BBC.

    Once again the BBC has been exposed as a far left liberal propaganda platform portraying a white cop as guilty of murdering an innocent young black boy. Well the truth is coming out now and its nothing like the propaganda pedalled by the BBC, a gang of liars and partisan propagandists.

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    • 17
      So he was a thug then? says:

      Mr Brown’s family said their son was not “perfect” but criticised what they see as a police attempt to “justify the execution-style murder”.
      BBC News

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        Oi, enough already says:

        “Not perfect”

        No sh*t Sherlock.

        But the BBC didnt wait for the facts did they? Oh no, the white cop was guilty and no need for a trial, instant guilt because he is white and a cop. But not content with simply reporting the facts the BBC had to show a picture of the 300lb violent thug portraying him as a ten year old innocent looking child.

        And now the facts are coming out the BBC is looking more than a little like the cynical biased propagandists they most certainly are. What this shows is that pictures can be used to manipulate public opinion, they have tried the same tricks in Gaza and they are now world experts in viewer manipulation.

        The BBC, half the story half the time and only if and when it suits their agenda.

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        • 33
          The entire Labour Party says:

          Works for us, we don’t have a problem with it only those nasty baby eating Tories

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          • BBC Red Bottom says:

            We have a picture of a Tory eating a baby so somewhere. If we don’t, the Labour Party will photoshop one up for us.

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          • Piers Moron says:

            I know a guy who can do that sort of thing

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          • Anonymous says:

            A little over-the-top, but it does help to deflect attention away from how the Tories protect bankers bonuses and help their friends in the City avoid tax – while kicking the poor, disabled and unemployed when they are down. Whatever happened to the promise of ‘Caring Conservatism’?

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            Banker’s bonuses are taxed at 45%. For every £100,000 bonus paid by private enterprise the government takes £45,000 in revenue ta very much.

            Why would you want to stop that unless you are a jealous prat?

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          Tom Catesby says:

          Saw the video on the news this morning(Saturday).
          Couldn’t see if the thug was armed at all, although he did have
          something in is hand, probably what the nasty piece of work had stolen.

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          tiredoftits says:

          Have you done an analysis of all the news media output on the days in question to see if the BBC were out of line, or is this just prejudice?

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    • 18
      Tom Jones says:

      +50,000,000 – see above.

      Fucking BBC shite. I hope at the next Charter review they get put through the shredder.

      Perverse, metropolitan, elitist, upper middle class liberals. I’ve shat ‘em.

      We need a British Fox News to get the truth. Doubt the token running culture will have the balls to change the rules.

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      • 62
        BiBiBeelzebub says:

        You are having a larf, aint you ?!

        The US Fox News does not report news: and in a prior, celebrated court case it was confirmed as ‘entertainment’.

        …and it is banned in Canada for certainly not being ‘fair and balanced’.

        But I guess you know that already.

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          The British media are cunts says:

          Just a point but the BBC have been caught out lying on numerous occasions.

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          • BiBiBeelzebub says:

            Agreed, BBC is crap too.

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          • rick says:

            Dave has made it plain he “Cherishes” the BBC.
            All the main political parties have a stake in maintaining a state broadcaster to put down any serious opposition to them such as UKIP.
            Don’t expect any move to abolish the BBC by the LibLabCons – they have too much to lose.

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          • The Growler says:

            The Master’s rags have not been naughty boys then, Fox news is part of the set up, the presenters seem to ranters than objective interviewers

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          • More BBC Fakery says:

            The Lift on Dragon’s Den isn’t even really a lift

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          England: the world's rubbish tip. says:

          Canada’s so politically correct it makes a Beeb News prog seem like a Nuremberg Rally!

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          • Barracco Barner says:

            Canada can’t stop Fox News because the vast majority of the populace watches cable or satellite TV and every provider carries Fox. So there!

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      • 67
        Watcher says:

        LOL, Only an utter Mong would describe Fox as “news”!

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    • 27
      Vlad from Moscow says:

      He was a thieving bastard.

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        Oi, enough already says:

        He most certainly was a thug with a history of violence and criminal activity, here is what really happened:

        Here’s the transcript from the officer’s friend:

        “He pulled up ahead of them. And then he got a call-in that there was a strong-arm robbery. And, they gave a description. And, he’s looking at them and they got something in their hands and it looks like it could be what, you know those cigars or whatever. So he goes in reverse back to them. Tries to get out of his car. They slam his door shut violently. I think he said Michael did. And, then he opened the car again. He tried to get out. He stands up.

        And then Michael just bum-rushes him and shoves him back into his car. Punches him in the face and them Darren grabs for his gun. Michael grabbed for the gun. At one point he got the gun entirely turned against his hip. And he shoves it away. And the gun goes off.

        Well, then Michael takes off and gets to be about 35 feet away. And, Darren’s first protocol is to pursue. So, he stands up and yells, “Freeze!” Michael and his friend turn around. And Michael taunts him… And then all the sudden he just started bumrushing him. He just started coming at him full speed. And, so he just started shooting. And, he just kept coming. And, so he really thinks he was on something.”

        Nothing like the BBC version is it? Now lets wait for the post mortem toxicology report and see if the thug was high on drugs at the time.

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          The guy asked for it says:

          Having worked in the States for many years in the past I can assure you that touching a cops firearm can get you into serious shit but seizing it is tantamount to death. Particularly if you come at an armed cop after being told to freeze. In those situations you simply say yes sir!! and how fast would you like me to do this.

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          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

          The beeboid bastards should know all about being high on drugs :-)

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          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          The guy was 6’4″ and weighed 137 kg (ie 20 stone). Would not want a crazed robber like that charging at me.

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      • 82
        Tom Catesby says:

        Vlad, how is it you aren’t being modded? I call him a na$ty piece of work and you call him a th!eving b^stard. I could start to be paraniod about moddy, if I could be arsed.

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    • 34
      Oi, enough already says:

      More information about the thug coming out that the BBC wont like:

      Grinding Ax • an hour ago

      “If the media has done the least amount of investigative “reporting” they would’ve found Michael Brown’s sealed juvie record. They would’ve found the four pending felonies, two of which included charges of carrying arms with intent to rob. I did. Has anyone considered that perhaps Officer Wilson was the arresting officer on these felonies and thus had reason to believe Brown was armed yet again? Or that he’d had run-ins with Brown for years while he was building his criminal career? If so then Wilson had reason to believe that Brown was dangerous. Perhaps the idea that Wilson fired in self-defense is not so outrageous after all. But the media has condemned him, the exact thing the public are exhorted NOT to do with Michael Brown although there is just reason to believe the Gentle Giant was anything but. Disgusting”

      BBC narrative in ruins now.

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      • 37
        Auntie Bullshit says:

        We don’t give a shit try the press complaints commission or the equally useless TV version.

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    • 94
      Observer says:

      If it were not for the fact that I would have to register my email address, I would give this post a star ‘like’.

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      • 195
        President Obama says:

        I wouldn’t worry about giving an email address. Won’t make much difference.
        I am already listening in to your phone calls.

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    • 132
      táxpáyér says:

      The BBC report a narrative and ignore information that does not fit that far-left narrative.

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      • 171
        Norm Normal says:

        I have noticed a pattern that emerges after these shootings. “Good person, good at school, never in any trouble, just about to start college” etc.

        Then over subsequent weeks you find the opposite is true. Why are their always community leaders standing nodding behind the grieving relatives?

        There seems to be some coaching going on and always a manipulation of events. No doubt local politics is involved, is anyone offered money to tell these blatent lies to the press?

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        • 178

          Then all the stories about p’olice being heavy handed, whilst the multi-night rioting continues unabated, and then this emerges:

          Store owners would not need to do that if police were doing job, and if the locals were not out looting etc.

          Someone – perhaps media elements as well as locals with a vested interest – not being altogether honest ?

          Vote UKIP :-D

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  5. 19
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    The sooner we bring back figging the better.

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  6. 21
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    So, will my post be deleted if I mention, bumsex, Muslims, Israel or Cliff Richard.

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    • 71
      BiBiBeelzebub says:

      I give you my personal guarantee, [said in a serious, monotone, pompous manner - whilst staring ahead demonically], that you can post whatever you like about Israel here.

      Just as long as it is unquestioningly supportive of the IDF and all its targetting strategies.

      Anything less and you are anti-semit*c, and we will come for you.

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      • 133
        táxpáyér says:

        http://pizzaidf.org/

        Killing terrorists so we (in the west) don’t have to!

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      • 221
        The Growler says:

        I think Geedes wants in his heart to become one of the promised ones, but to Orthodox lot would not accept him, his mother has to have been a J*w, he follows the money.

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        • 245
          Anonymous says:

          I am not sure if Geedes really wants to be one of the Chosen, or even if his support for the satanic ones is real – he just knows which side his bread is buttered – wife and family to support etc.

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          • BiBiBeelzebub says:

            Guido Fawkes is useful, but is just not arrogant, dismissive or cruel enough to join us.
            But for now we will keep him on the payroll to do our bidding.

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          EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

          The fucking idiots are out tonight.

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      Tom Catesby says:

      No, but mine would.

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      UNbanned says:

      You automatically get deleted if you use certain words, that’s why we spell them slightly differently.

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  7. 22
    Owen Jones says:

    Too bad the little convenience store guy wasn’t armed. would have saved a lot of trouble…………………….Ferguson !

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  8. 25
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    I’ve got a new idea for a talent show. I’m going to call it, ‘Stars in their mouths’.

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  9. 29
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Is that Lard Presclott’s breakfast ?

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  10. 31
    Anonymous says:

    #Because it never crossed.

    Looks @ Shaun Walker. Roland Oliphant & Sam Kiley

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    • 44

      It did it did it did I tell you. Blubber.. wahhhhhhhhhh!!!

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      Anonymous says:

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        Oops says:

        I wonder if they have RAC recovery?

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      • 376
        Anonymous says:

        “The constant, brazen lies remind me of an alcoholic who lies, lies, lies, so many lies in fact that he loses track of which lies he has told to which people, and the point is reached when nobody around him believes a word he says anymore. These psychopaths have already lost, but they are in denial, like alcoholics. They are in trouble so deep that they lie to themselves. Brainwashed…”

        As well as this comment – posted on the site linked to – there are some telling questions in the main text. Well worth having a look at.

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          Anonymous says:

          P.S: Did Ukraine Attack Its Own Tanks? White House “Can’t Confirm Russian Convoy Was Destroyed By Kiev”

          “…More to the point, the onus is on Ukraine to present some evidence, in fact any evidence, of a destroyed Russian military convoy instead of merely building upon a story conceived by the two UK media outlets, because if Ukraine indeed has no evidence, then its story falls apart and what’s worse, the credibility and reputation of its government, of NATO and certainly of the UK press would be in tatters.”

          “So what other possibility is there? Well, one that is all too unpalatable for Ukraine, namely that in its excitement to blow something up, it may have well destroyed some of its own military vehicles. A possible lead to such a turn of events comes from this Interfax report citing the leadership of the breakaway Donetsk People’s Republic…”

          Tyler Durden, Zero Hedge, 08/15/2014

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  11. 42
    Mark Carney says:

    My plan is to utterly destroy Scotland after I was frighted by a haggis as a child

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  12. 43
    The perfect EU candidate says:

    What is it with the Ukrainians? Shooting down civilian aircraft, destroying aid convoys, shelling their cities and violently deposing a democratic leader. little wonder then that the EUrocrats want them in their club.

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    • 54
      A Name to die for says:

      The Prime Minister of Ukraine is

      Arseniy Yatsenyuk

      there must be a clue in there, somewhere.

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      • 59
        Shocked and awa says:

        I thought that guy was manager of Arsenal?

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      • 85
        FS­B Watch says:

        Russian proxy army shot down wrong airliner. They were planning to shoot down a Russian airliner, which would be blamed on the Ukrainians, to create a pretext for war. But the bozos shot down a Malaysian airliner full of Europeans. You could not make this stuff up, except that Putin has form with such tactics.

        #moscowtheaterbombings

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      • 250
        MosheSpotter says:

        Oy vey! He’s one of us! De Ukraine is our real Homeland. We vant it back!

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    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      Whilst Poroshenko continues to use tried and tested nazi tactics of bombing civilian built up areas…

      Ukraine TV live.

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      • 60
        a mad mad world says:

        This whole Ukraine business has been reported badly by the UK press with very few exceptions. By poorly I mean they regurgitate the propaganda coming out of Kiev (Brussels and Washington) as gospel. FFS a government in Europe is shelling its own citizens and cities and hardly anyone bats an eyelid.

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        • 82
          FSB Watch says:

          Fuck off Ivan we all know what you’re up to.

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        • 84
          Watcher says:

          Well of course! The Ukraine is the real Homeland of the Chosen Ones. that’s why they have a Chewish Prime minister. Shelling civilians is an IDF trademark, they are there advising.
          They want it “back” so they can bolt to it when Palestine returns to the Palestinians. As ever, they want to use the West to get it for them.

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        • 111

          With R’ussia’s M’o’D spox on the I’nterfax record yesterday describing social media as ‘mass serious illness or rather epidemic’ because it keeps shooting down State propaganda in flames – perhaps more so after R’ussia lied about MH17 – anyone who criticises Western coverage is perhaps demonstrating just a little hypocrisy ?

          But, has it not occurred to anyone that the R’ussian trucks may be empty because they themselves have very little food ?

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

            Oi vey, they’ve turned up with empty trucks to the old Breadbasket of the Soviet Union to fill up with grain. Just as Stalin financed his first five year plan by taking the peasants grain to be sold to buy factory equipment – not that it mattered 3 million starved to death – here is his successor Putin on a similar pillaging exercise.

            Aid convoys from Russia just don’t sound kosher.

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          • That perhaps could be closer to the reasoning for sending them down.

            The propaganda victory would be showing what U’kraine deliver to its people whilst R’ussia’s shelves empty again.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Brussel calling says:

            Well done agent EU Funded Pro EU Troll. Your work will be rewarded

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    • 80
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      Democratic leader? Putin puppet elected in free and fair elections, without intimidation or vote rigging.

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      • 97
        Anonymous says:

        Hello Shlomo, how is the weather in Tel Aviv today?

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        • 109
          EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

          Hello how’s bedsit land in Bournemouth? Surprised you’re online as I thought you washed your bed sheets in August.

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          • EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

            You got be there, Schlomo! Why change the sheets when i’s can place another layer of unsold Big Issues on the bed?

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  13. 48
    Harry Webb says:

    Poor Cliff Richard is getting online abuse, He’s got himself some spying, talking, tweeting, walking, living trolls

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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    • 61
      Desmond Morris says:

      That one on the right looks dodgy.

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      • 72
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        Is there any room at the cottage?

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        • 96
          Dave -- Your Gay Loving P.M. says:

          Let me in! Let me in! I love bumsexers too!

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        • 102
          Vlad's Publicity Man says:

          Hey, you’re late. You’re supposed to be wrestling that man-eating bear today. Don’t forget to wear those nice new tight leather trousers and take your top off. The bear has had his shot and is now quite tranquil.

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    • 119
      nell. says:

      This morning’s paper says that the bliars are long term firm friends of cliffrichard who regularly use his Bahama Villa rent free. So where are they now when he needs all the support he can get?

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      • 122
        Ever hopeful says:

        Is that something like the support Bliar gave to the Middle East in the troubles they have now or is being Middle East envoy money for old rope.

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        • 159
          nell. says:

          LOL!! And it’s Mid dle Ea st PE ACE Env oy. Don’t forget the pe ace bit of his worthless title for a worthless role for loads of taxpayers money. the bliars will always be known as the something for nothing brigade!

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      • 146
        The beach Boys says:

        Tone and Cherie are regulars of ours

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    • 223
      Nigel, your country needs you now says:

      ‘This finger is going somewhere warm very soon’……Sir Dick Cliffchard.

      Like

    • 231
      I Roger Boys MP says:

      Smell my finger !

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    • 288
      Sir Stiff Prickhard says:

      I like to play on a pink oboe

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  15. 53
    Wee Tam fae Glesga says:

    FAO BBC, at approx 10am this morning I shall be oot ma heid on Buckfast Tonic Wine and will set fire to a stolen car; please send up your helicopter to ensure full media coverage on the telly.

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    • 98
      Big Boaby says:

      Nae chance – even the BBC know that an self-respecting wee Buckie ned would never be oot his scratcher before mid-day…

      Like

  16. 56
    sausage says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that underage boy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Back Door to Britain: REVEALED – The secret route taking African migrants from Libya to Calais in days – waved through by Italian and French police

    When are we going to complain to the EU about this? Either way if they are granted asylum in other EU countries they come straight here anyway.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726323/Back-Door-Britain-REVEALED-The-secret-route-taking-African-migrants-Libya-Calais-days-waved-Italian-French-police.html

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    • 93
      Casual Observer II says:

      Vote ConLibLab — get more and more fucking immigrants.

      How long before the U.K. population hits 100 million?

      Shit concrete all over the countryside to house the bastards.

      How depressing.

      Like

      • 100
        Wee Eck says:

        Why the hell do you think Scotland is desperately trying to get shot of the UK.

        Like

        • 101
          Ever hopeful says:

          I wish it was, the benefits will make the Scots braindead say NO, sadly.

          Like

        • 103
          Observer says:

          But it then wants to remain in the EU, so the immigrant situation would remain unchanged. Mind you, delighted if they did separate to reduce the drain on our economy.

          Like

          • Jim says:

            WE subsidise YOU.
            Comprende?
            Or too much of a heid walloper for you?
            All those multi cultural suburbs of Englandia don’t pay for themselves you know

            Like

          • Observer says:

            Sorry @Jim, you’ve been believing your own Scotch propaganda and distorted statistics. They’re rubbish, mainly put about by Labour who quake at losing all those seats that give them what they class as ‘legitimacy’ in the UK has a whole.

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        • 117
          nell. says:

          Funny I thought the boot was on the other foot for some of us . Hope they vote YES for Independence!

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    • 95
      Flat lines must be the railway in Lincs says:

      The problem this country has with immigration is idiots who vote for the LibLabCon they want us to stay in the EU, I often wonder how much the EU pays our politicians to have this opposite stance from what the British public want, I can’t see why they would rather not get voted back in otherwise and take all the crap that is directed to the EU, it’s more than worrying it’s criminal,time to stop all immigration or at least have a thorough knowledge of the person we are letting into this country, we’ve lost control of London and we are losing control of a number of our towns and cities, time to take it back before we get thrown out of our own country.

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      • 156

        They DO pay our politicians, Glegg is on a EU pension as is Mandelson , Kinnock , and any one of the treacherous filth who have ever had an EU job, the pension by the way is only payable dependent on them continuing to support the EU policies, so whenever any of them speak in the Lords, or Commons in Cleggs case, it is important to remember their first loyalty is not to the UK but to a foreign power !

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      • 300
        Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

        Portsmouth being one of those cities thanks to me and my boys. What none of you have sussed is that there is a lot of money to be made from mass immigration. Boaz.

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    • 139
      A fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

      When you have exited the EU you will have no one to complain to.

      Uncle Tom Cobley and all will be shipped out of France and Holland without a second thought and it will all be your problem to resolve.

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      • 188

        England is the most densely populated country in Europe,recently overtaking Holland for that dubious record.

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      • 227
        Stirring the the pot, still goes on. says:

        Dream on, nothing will change, Europe will still be Europe and people will still be able to come and go as before the EEC/EU, if Scotland goes on it’s own, it will still be the same as now, frightening people stopped working years ago.

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    Iraqi Tony says:

    Chilcot is in my pocket.

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    • 115
      Butler Sloss was to have been replaced within 7 days of 14 July 2014 says:

      So that is where the report has been hiding.

      Like

      • 120
        A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

        There is a problem replacing Butler Sloss.

        The average Judge/ Barrister is generally pretty ambitious ( if not actually that bright).

        They look and see what has happened to Leveson, Butler Sloss and the other guy from North Wales and are now becoming very choosy about what thet take on.

        This Inquiry is a poisoned chalice best avoided.

        They really want something like Shipman which can go on for ages involve millions of pieces of paper and reports with the splean always being vented on erm…….. Shipman.

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        • 164
          It was Fatcher. says:

          It’s easy, just go to any county court or court and pick the 12 nearest persons who are due to do jury service, tell them they are in charge and have full powers to deal with the problems all and sundry that come into their eyeline had better tell the truth or they will get 20 years in jail as a starter, any lawyer who thinks they can take control or lie, get life at least 60 years in jail, if the 12 people decide they are being taken for a ride then they have the power to make sure the one ones who are trying to take people for a ride get a long one themselves, you get ordinary people who will be more honest and be cheaper and justice will be seen to be done, not some old git who is doing it for money and a decoration and keeping their meal ticket out of jail..

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      • 168
        Mr Balen says:

        now where did my report go to ?????

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  21. 123
    George Galloway says:

    At hospital over the weekend I heard a load of patients reciting Scottish poetry, apparently it was the serious Burns unit.

    Like

    • 140
      Andy Burn'em says:

      Those who are really washed up pass on to Odd-Sock hospital.

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    • 554
      . says:

      I was there at the time and after listening to Burns they were given German sausages to eat – but it didn’t work: they went from bard to Wurst.

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  22. 137
    Mahdi Hasan says:

    BreakingNews… Baroness Warsi: Islamic State(fucking bastards) group kills 80 men http://dlvr.it/6dFyL2

    Like

    • 143
      Baroness Warsi says:

      See ? It’s much more peaceful now.

      Like

    • 311
      Anonymous says:

      “The officials, a Yazidi lawmaker and an official with Kurdish security forces, said that the attack happened Friday afternoon in the village of Kocho. Both said they based their information on the accounts of survivors.” Not that such (unconfirmed) reports would be in any way self-serving?

      Like

    • 653
      $od off, goat $hagger says:

      Sure, the IS are just pussy cats really.

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  23. 144
    White rabbit says:

    The plod do like a bit of dawn raiding, don’t they ?
    And not forgetting 2 year police bail as in ‘seen elsewhere’
    Said plod and the disgusting BBC have sort of swopped roles,
    starting of course in the foul Blair years where the coppers
    now publicise events and the BBC hold public show trials.

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    • 215
      PC Dixon says:

      Even the Gestapo knocked on the door first. Until someone pursues a successful complaint against them for criminal damage and unnecessary use of force which costs them mega-bucks their oppressive and un-British behaviour will continue.

      Dawn raids by para-military goons belong in dystopian sci-fi like Terry Gilliam’s ‘Brazil’ and have no place in the England of Peel’s Principles.

      Shame on John Major and New Labour for starting this nonsense. Shame on ACPO. Shame on the police.

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      • 225
        It was Fatcher. says:

        Peel’s principles were chucked away the moment they allowed university wankers to miss all the bottom rungs of the police learning ladder, in other words they missed out starting from the bottom, we now see the chief’s and the chief constables in charge from that process, useless goon’s who’s union ACPO run’s the police force, well run is the wrong word, uses political correctness and magical mystery laws only known to ACPO drones to pretend to police a country of 60million, getting things wrong more times than they get right, time the police farce was handed back to where it belongs, the people of this country, not to politician’s who ACPO worship, Peel’s principle’s was the police force was part of the community, time it was returned and get rid of those American army war uniforms.

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        • 279
          Anonymous says:

          Utter bullshite. Plod is thick as fcuk and that’s always been the issue with them. What bright kid ever says “I know how to make the best of my ability, I’ll join the force.”

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          • Anonymous says:

            You don’t need to be Einstein to be a policeman, but that doesn’t make you thick.

            You do need some bollocks though, and a great deal of self-control.

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        • 412
          A laundry basket says:

          ACPO = Association of Criminal/Corrupt Police officers.

          It really is that simple.

          When does the revolution start?

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  24. 147
    They don't trust us says:

    One of life’s mysteries is that as our politicians have taken away our right to bear arms so that even a tooth pick is now classed as an offensive weapon, the police from once being unarmed (when we had guns and knives and things) are now armed to the teeth.

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    • 153
      Finsbury Mosque Preacher to the true pure believers says:

      Beware of a suicidal Policeman.

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    • 186
      Oi'll gi' it foive !! says:

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    • 321
      Anonymous says:

      You seem like some US gun nutter. Given the shocking number of gun-related crimes in the USA, it is hardly any mystery why British politicians (and people) want to prevent needless killing. For gun-related crime in the UK remains relatively low. And – something to be proud of – while we have armed units, British police remain unarmed? Right to bear arms? The ‘right’ to kill each other more like.

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      • 357
        ex-RCO says:

        Complete nonsense. Gun crime in the US is lowest where people have the most arms, Massachusetts, I believe.
        Gun crime arises where you have large income disparities, very Rich and very poor. Little to do with licensing law.
        Anti-gun Loons (largely women) are proverbial turkeys voting for Christmas.

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        • 373
          and why not says:

          Texas.

          Burglary never happens in Texas, because everyone is armed and has the right to kill intruders.

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        • 509
          Anonymous says:

          And what about the people that Don’t Like Monday or wanted to go Bowling for Columbine?

          So you can explain why the Columbine massacre occurred or why violent crime rates within the United States (especially concerning crimes committed with firearms) are substantially higher than other nations?

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        • 525
          Yankee go home says:

          Wrong. Massachusetts has the fourth *lowest* rate of gun ownership in USA.
          Urban slum areas = high death rates.

          11,078 firearm-related murders in the U.S.(2010) = 40 per million population
          44 firearm murders UK = less than 0.7 per million.

          Look at those figures, shut your dumb Jeezus-loving septic gob, and fuck off back to bombing abortion clinics, stuffing your face with hamburgers and checking your priviledge

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  25. 148
    Utterly shagable says:

    She may be a chav but Cheryl Cole is totally fuckable. A cracking pair of norks.

    Like

  26. 150
    Dave says:

    I really am a toughie. My ban on the use of animals from the wild ( whatever that means…..aren’t they all?) will stay, as I have said before.

    Like

    • 155
      Sir Cus says:

      What about the thousands of human animals pouring in from the wilder parts of Africa?

      Why not ban the import of them?

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  27. 152
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Islamic ‘Adult Breastfeeding’ Fatwas Return. ‘Get your tits out for the lads?’ http://ln.is/www.frontpagemag.com/MmO0m

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  28. 154
    Utterly shagable says:

    She may be a chav but Cheryl C*le is utterly fuckable. What a cracking pair of norks.

    Like

    • 193
      Cunnysewer. says:

      Nice ass cheeks as well, just right for some light remedial spanking.

      Like

    • 198
      Rampant Pedant says:

      There are two “g”s in shaggable

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    • 516
      Anonymous says:

      In the 2011 book, Chavs: the Demonization of the Working Class, the author surmised that the word ‘chav’ as an attack on the poor. Clearly, you and your class just cannot help but give away your hate for the working class. We are all in it together – what a lot of BS.

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  29. 157
    David Ward says:

    In Walthamstow, east London, a group of young radical Muslims has become infamous for staging ‘Shariah patrols’ and preaching its hardline take on the Koran.

    However, now members of the group say they should be allowed to renounce their British passports and be given safe passage to the caliphate declared by the Islamic State, formerly known as Isis.

    This week pro-IS leaflets handed out in central London provoked outrage. They said: “The Khilafah (caliphate) has been re-established…Muslims with the help of Allah have announced the re-establishemnt of the Khilafah and appointed Baroness Warsi as a a Khaleef.”

    Radical preacher Anjem Choudary has claimed the leaflets were the work of his students, though notes he did not produce them.

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  30. 158
    Assisted suicide? Do it yourself if you're so keen says:

    Max respect to Robin Williams for taking himself out and not demanding that someone else should bare the responsibility to end his life.

    Like

    • 261
      Observer says:

      Agreed. Very sad to learn he had Parkinsons. It seems to strike a significant proportion of actors. I wonder whether there are connections to make up ingredients, or the nervous stress of performing.

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  31. 165
    Kate Adie says:

    The BBC War reporting now only uses war footage and reports on the ground courtesy of foreign media.

    We have not disband the BBC war reporting unit and the budget is retained. Instead we have chosen to use it at home like the live police raid in Surrey at a well known celebrity home. This policy is agreed with Labour’s media policy unit. Thanks to Tom Watson on the police tipoff.

    Weren’t our reporters brave and a BBC bonus will be coming your way.

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    • 167
      Prime Minister David Cameron says:

      Anyone else notice the small changes our Country is making, and the way it is all heading to, because i do, and i fear for our future.

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      • 172
        It was Fatcher. says:

        Business is business, footfall is the way to stop things from going the way you don’t want, so get your mates, enemies, etc to stop going to the place that pisses you off, they eventually get the hint, but remember it’s hard work keeping people on your side, the country will always change, it’s just getting a Government that you want.

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      • 179
        cheche says:

        Progressive slmcation

        Sainbury’s owned by Qatar
        Barclays dealings with Q and Hamas flags on the building
        M and S and its no alcohol policy
        Pubs closing at 30 plus a day
        Bingo out
        Sharia enclaves
        Halal meat in school meals and all supermarkets
        Tax breaks on sharia compliant mortgages

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  33. 170

    Couldn’t resist:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 174
      It was Fatcher. says:

      Tell us when Germany and Poland and France as the army of the EU go to war with Russia, I want to get plenty of popcorn in, because Dave and his Liberal lefties better not even think about helping out.

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      • 175

        Well, with NATO being what it is, any moves against a NATO member by R’ussia would automatically involve the UK under it’s Article V obligations.

        That would also involve the US, G’ermany, P’oland, F’rance and a whole bunch of others who are part of the alliance, including T’urkey.

        Luckily for Dave, thinking is not involved in that decision.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 199
          President Obama says:

          Not sure it’s all that binding. Don’t remember NATO doing much over the Falklands ?

          Like

          • The French did , supplied exocets to the Argentine air force !

            Like

          • I Remember That says:

            And the Americans refused to give Britain AWACS because it would be taking sides.

            Men on those four ships lost to lack of AWACS are permanently grateful.

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          • Mon Dieu says:

            wrong
            the Yanks did do many things that you are not aware of so please be careful who you slate.

            To your next question the answer is No

            Frogs meanwhile relished in selling arms to the bastard argies so never ever ever forget that.

            Le Hunts

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          • I Remember That says:

            ‘Yanks did do many things that you are not aware’

            Like torture and the like.
            Or do you work for GCHQ?

            Perhaps you would like to expand your imaginings?

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            NATO at the time only applied to a specific geographical area. The clue is in the first tow letters – North Atlantic. The Falklands, being in the in the South Atlantic, didn’t come under Article 5 of the NATO Charter.

            It would have been interesting though to see what would have happened in 1969-70 if the Irish Government (Non-NATO and officially neutral) had carried out its threat to intervene militarily in Northern Ireland as this would have been an invasion of NATO territory.

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  34. 177

    @SC: ISIS are having a pop at you I think:

    Time to sharpen the claws and become a fundamentalist kitty ? :-)

    Slightly different note – Odd that they have also banned Chemistry.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 183
      Baroness Warsi says:

      Can’t have chemicals mixing and interacting with each other, now, can we ?

      Like

    • 201
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft

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    • 209

      Indeed, Chemistry is a very odd choice. Are they not serious about that oil?

      Physics was surely the one to ban. It is the starting point. Everything from the moment after the big bang, right up to us posting here now, everything that happened in-between, can be explained by physics without recourse to any intervening irrelevancy. That does not exclude the metaphysical, in my view, as we have the world of thoughts and ideas which only the most rabid materialist would try to unconvincingly cram into that schema (non-Kantian!)

      Are these guys for real? :-)

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 377
      The BBC says:

      Not to worry – at least they haven’t banned Media Studies.

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    • 415

      Chemistry and philosophy from the educational programme because “they do not fit in with the laws of god”, the SOHR reported.

      Whereas cutting peoples’ heads off and sticking them on spikes, raping women and children and FGM is very godlike…

      I am off to the islands for a few days.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 443

        That would be the justification given.

        In any case, aren’t you an atheist infidel (by their standards) ? Your interpretation of what is G’odlike (as mine is) is irrelevant to them.

        Your point on oil with C’hemistry earlier is much more telling. As for philosophy – it seems only secular Western philosophy with it’s paths to nationalist thinking and perhaps specifically idealism which is to be excluded.

        The !slamic version – which is built into the religion – is very much still on the menu by the look of it. Well the S’unni interpretation is.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 556
          Is Camaron an ignoramus or an unprincipled cynic? says:

          As if the Iranian Shias haven’t had a pretty good go at exterminating the Baha’i. If that wilful ignoramus says that massacring Yazidis is not he real Islam, simply refer him to the numerous prsecution fatwas against them and massacres of them (for entirely religious reasons), under the Ottomans.

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          • The !rony is that Bla!r always cites R’wanda’s genoc!de as being partly what motivated him in !raq.

            Those actions did contribute to the current mess, so he gets about 3 or 4 in return. That would be a win in his book ?

            Vote UKIP :-D

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  35. 181
    Anonymous says:

    This fool is almost as useful as #Sam Kiley et al.

    #LOL

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  36. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Kiev made ready for aid elivery

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  37. 185
    The Reverend Jim Jones says:

    One dead in a ship container on the docks.
    BIG NEWS.
    I on the other hand am held responsible for the 100 dead bodies in the very next container which has been there since 1978.
    THAT is big news.

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    • 187
      It was Fatcher. says:

      Give the illegal immigrants NHS hospital bill after they have recovered and are on there way to Zeebrugge and send the bill for the funeral to the deceased relatives, they came to this country illegally and don’t deserve any respect or help from the taxpayer of this country.

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      • 235
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Wrong way round. Charge them a hefty deposit in cash before any treatment is even being contemplated. No pay up, no treatment – so go back where you camae from and maybe they can help you.

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  38. 190
    A lefty says:

    The coalition government has blood on its hands. This poor man dying in a shipping container!

    The borders should be open to everyone in the whole world to come here!
    Study after study show immigrants pay more in tax than they receive in benefits. Why even a lowly street cleaner with three kids pays more in tax than he will ever get in benefits. ( selective exclusions such as tax credits, housing benefit, free schools meals, costs of a school place etc, may apply)

    We should accept at least another 80 million people into the UK and salve our white guilt, first world, conscience.

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  39. 191
    Goodluck Mboko says:

    As black male it’s harder to get into The Guy News Room than it is to get into Cambridge or Oxford university.

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  40. 192

    Confirmed: How reading SC’s posts could be bad for the health of your laptop:
    :-)

    Now: SC may choose to neither confirm nor deny this.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 217

      Are you suggesting it is not safe for me to upgrade from my current DOS 3.3? :-)

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 242
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Stick with it, nobody targets OS that old.

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        • 335

          Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But DOS 3.3 was very heaven!

          * You had control!
          * You set your files!
          * You set your buffers!
          * @echo off!
          * Windows updates did not ever attempt to upset your preferences!
          * Lotus 123, quick, easy, understandable!
          * Wordstar 2000! OK a bit ropey

          It all loaded quickly. Then Windows fucked it all up. Then Apple fucked it up beyond all recognition. WAFUM!

          People still pay for it!

          Mein Gott in Himmel!

          Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 411
          EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

          If you like DOS then dump Windows for Linux.

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  41. 196

    Impressive spin attempt…

    But no cigar for P’utin.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 213
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

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    • 232

      A crack in that -40° ice?

      Or Eurobollocks?

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 336

        Neither.

        Just another propaganda attempt.

        M’oscow T’imes is ramped as the ‘independent’ press – so sometimes tries to run ‘good cop’ type stories in order to convince people that there are some in R’ussia who are not state controlled, free thinking and thinking there may be a problem.

        Nothing will come of it as State output will remain as deceptive as always.

        Think of it like the resignations of the RT reporters on ‘integrity’ grounds.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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  42. 197
    SURELY A TURNING-POINT? says:

    We’ve heard it all now:

    http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/dutchman-returns-holocaust-medal-in-protest-over-gaza-conflict-1.1899472

    Wake up, you 4 x 2s, before it’s too late….

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    • 205
      Deary me says:

      A fucking holocaust medal?

      Like

    • 382
      Moz don't do "rational" says:

      If Hamas stop firing first, there would be peace.

      If Israel stop firing first, they would be slaughtered.

      Like

      • 402
        Someone says:

        Eeer no, you liar. The Israelis have already stolen most of Palestine and forced MILLIONS into refugee camps.
        The Palestinians have a right to defend themselves against the ZioLoon land thieves.

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        • 522
          Someone else says:

          Agreed. The four b’twos have stolen most of the Palestinian land and now wish to holocaust them for firing a few bottle-rockets in return.
          How many Isr@eli civilians have died….two, Three..one died of a heart attack, I believe.

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  43. 202

    Full dam-buster experience, including the dog – if one looks out the window with un PC-eyes:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  44. 206
    Nigel, your country needs you now says:

    So, the DM has six mooz stories already, now the new Tilbury debacle with full red NHS carpet, free phone UK and international numbers. Full emergency node.

    Meantime my appointment has just been cancelled a third time, being white tax paying male no one gives a fuck.

    Whenever as today more than fifty per cent say they are willing to see higher taxes to pay for the NHS, they are of course not saying they will pay for them. The usuals will have been asked.

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  45. 218

    Some very interesting symbolism on display:

    The Moscow O’blast flag depicts St. G’eorge stabbing a dragon on red background.

    h**p://www.worldstatesmen.org/Russian_republics.htm

    Combined with the illuminated orthodox icon one can only conclude that this aid convoy is in part connected with the attempt to unify the churches of U’kraine with M’oscow.

    h**ps://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine/new-metropolitan-of-kyiv-unlikely-to-push-for-unification-of-churches-in-ukraine-news-analysis-360504.html

    The enthronement of the M’etropolitan O’nufry of K’yiv is meant to take place tomorrow. Only when certificates are received from the M’oscow Kirill Patriarch will the elected head of Metropolitan Kyiv become primate of the U’krainian Orthodox church of the Moscow Patriarchate.

    http://ria.ru/religion/20140813/1019903409.html

    In this context, another way of looking at the ‘empty’ trucks which is dangerously significant, is that these aid trucks are not at all empty but perhaps contain the spirit of the M’oscow patriarchy. It is significant that these trucks were blessed with holy water before they departed.

    By denying entry that could be considered heresy and confirmation in the minds of the All R’ussian K’irill that indeed S’atan is perhaps at large in what they could state are the unholy lands of U’kraine.

    I would accept free tinfoil donations for the above had the fact that R’ussian priests had not been blessing the weapons also, in particular missiles overtly named S’atan.

    Non-R’ussian O’rthodox churches – G’reek churches in particular – have been reportedly burned down in East U’kraine recently.

    This is going to be bumpy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  46. 233
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Once the muzzies start to attack us from within , it will be to late because they will already be armed to the teeth ,and you can bet if you are white British you will still be charged with murder even if your assailant had a gun
    These fucking idiot so called politicians think that the IRA were bad , well at least they phoned up and told the aurthorities where the fucking bombs were
    Next time it will be wholesale slaughter

    This country is fucked, and it’s ALL thanks to our politicians

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  47. 238
    Baroness Warsi says:

    South Africans mull penis clamp ban http://dlvr.it/6dM8Nw

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  48. 251
    George Galloway says:

    Fucking ISIS murdering bastards execute more than 700+ members of Shietat tribe in Dier Ezzor who rose up against them. Nuke the lot of them.

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152675907273115

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  49. 254
    f U K e d says:

    Even the most liberal libertarian, I know several, now see the result of the Experiment.

    Over run by toxic invaders from Africa and the sub Continent, resources bust, more taxes to pay for the enrichment, the bosses meantime clean up with cheap sub human workers.

    Truly, we are fucked unless the Nigel can do it and lead us away.

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  50. 258
    BiBiBeelzebub says:

    Where is the $200M+ we demanded from Congress to support our highly effective ‘Iron Dome’ defence system ?

    And why are the ammunitions and weapons supply from the US – and UK – being held up ?

    Don’t they understand we have lots more civilians and children to kill ?

    They really are disappointing allies, and I’ve a good mind to tell them !!

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      Oi vey, my life says:

      OK we get it, you are a hate filled anti Semite, your repeated posts are getting incredibly boring, go join ISIS and chop a few noggins off of innocent civilians it may make you feel a bit better.

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        BiBiBeelzebub says:

        Well reasoned retort.

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      • 356
        Anonymous says:

        And most thinking/caring people will understand what you are up to. Anyone questioning the IDF – or their right to kill school children – is “anti Semite”. This, and confusing the issue of ISIS, is a first-class way to shut down public debate. If think it would make YOU feel better, why not join the IDF and bomb some innocent civilians?

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      • 370
        Someone says:

        Zionazi Fuckscum Shot at farmers attending their own land.

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          One medieval tribe vs another medieval tribe says:

          Don’t bore us with your Nazism – fuck of to Pally and do something if you care.

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        • 401
          Someone says:

          Nobody is forcing you to read this.
          And don’t accuse me of Nazism , you ignorant twat.
          The ZioLoons are the new nazis on the block.

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          RomaBert... says:

          It’s a big thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

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  51. 260
    Tree D TV init! says:

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  52. 262
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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      I Roger Boys MP says:

      If the west killed one muslim the whole middle east is outraged yet when these so called muslims slaughter thousands of their own
      Thats OK

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      • 266
        Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

        It’s the religion of peace.

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          Hamspam Chowder says:

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      • 267
        Joss Taskin says:

        Don’t the muzzies make up about 7% of the UK population ? ( excluding Postal Votes ) ?

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          The British media are cunts says:

          7% are you kidding? More 15% if not more. The government only counts males muzzies bring in extra wives, family members etc.

          Some estimate for every male muzzie you can add up to 14 women or other dross.

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        big-bearded islamo-nazi says:

        Its a superiority thing . Only non-muslim killing muslims makes our beards billow and our eyes bulge .
        Thats why we never protest against ISIS etc .

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  53. 271
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    What do bennies make ??? Votes !!! :)

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    • 277
      Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

      We didn’t create a benefit regime for the rest of the world to rape, ALL who come here illegally must take personal responsibility for their own demise while illegally trying to get to this country, the rest of the world is not invited to the country’s benefits, it’s for our own peoples use, if the Liberal lefties want to give charity to other countries people then let them do it out of their own pockets, not taxpayers pockets, our gt,gt,gt grandchildren will still be paying for the Liberal lefts largesse with other peoples money from 1997- to a long way into the future, I haven’t got a clue who the fck that guy is but take it from your own pockets,I’am fed up of the likes of him dipping into my pocket and telling the world he paid up.

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    • 278
      Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

      Got modded so

      We didn’t create a benefit regi me for the rest of the world to ra p e, ALL who come here illegally must take personal responsibility for their own demise while illegally trying to get to this country, the rest of the world is not invited to the country’s ben efits, it’s for our own peoples use, if the Lib eral lefties want to give cha rity to other countries people then let them do it out of their own pockets, not tax payers pockets, our gt,gt,gt grandchildren will still be paying for the Liber al lefts largesse with other peoples money from 1997- to a long way into the future, I haven’t got a clue who the fck that guy is but take it from your own pockets,I’am fed up of the likes of him dipping into my pocket and telling the world he paid up.

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        What Westminster needs is a giant enema administered by us, the voters says:

        “the Liberal left’s largesse with other people’s money …”
        – it’s called THEFT.
        Sadly, it seems that the vast majority of those who supposedly represent us have no morals whatsoever and appear to have no concept of the difference between right and wrong.
        I know it’s the silly season just now but some of the suggestions that have slithered out of the mouths of politicians lately have served only to further emphasise the point.
        Some might say that we voted these bastards into power but that’s either downright naive or deliberately deceitful – the fault lies with the local parties in the first instance for it is they who selected the candidates. We can’t vote for a genuinely good candidate when there is none there for us to vote for. This is how the democratic process in the UK has become totally subverted.

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      Tony BLiar says:

      We let them in and gave them bennies because we knew they would all vote Labour

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    #Meanwhile #WotCouldGoWrong?

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      A laundry basket says:

      What we all knew already – O’Barmy really is just a silly twisted Neddy. When does he get voted out of our lives?

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  56. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Plenty of big Euros there,erm.

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  57. 285
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I like to believe that all the inane and idiotic tweets by Owen Jones caused the Ebola outbreak, the Ukraine crisis and the Iraq insurgency.

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  58. 287
    Happy Piglets says:

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  59. 291
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Travelodge removes the Bible from every room. Time to shut all churches & synagogues so as not to offend?

    FFS !!!!!!!

    http://ln.is/dailym.ai/XCX0m

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    • 292
      Nigel Farage says:

      Behave yourselves and put them back. This is a Christian country with our queen as the head of the church. Stop making those sort of decisions

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      Gideon says:

      Bring me the head of Travelodge at once.

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    • 408
      Atheist says:

      Travelodge doesn’t have free wifi.

      Mind you, I can’t remembe the last time I saw a bible in any hotel room, though we had a koran in the work library (no bible).

      Also: I couldn’t give a fuck.

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    Anonymous says:

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      Anonymous says:

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        Anonymous says:

        No evidence, no video footage and no pictures – nothing! Seems that this was the media-created invasion that never was.

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      Norm Normal says:

      Wasn’t an invasion. It was a cover for a resupply operation to the rebels. The 100s of vehicles and their movements were designed to overwhelm airborn radar surveillance. And prevent the Ukrainians from knowing where supplies were to cross the border. That’s why most of the trucks were empty. They aren’t actually delivering very much. Their job is to drive aimlessly around to fill quiet roads with traffic.

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  61. 296
    Mr Clifford says:

    Cliff Richard slapped with US travel ban: http://bit.ly/VsIZAb

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      Mr R Harris says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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      Amber says:

      He’ll just fly to Mexico and walk over the boarder like the rest of ‘em.

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    • 304
      The Young Ones says:

      We’re all going on a Summer Holiday.

      But not you, Cliff. They won’t let you in.

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      A laundry basket says:

      Like him or not, that is a very officious and heavy handed decision from those wonderful friendly ignorant untrained shitbuckets that always greet you on arrival anywhere in the good ol’ freedom luvin’ U S of A.

      These ill/non-educated immigration morons who man/woman the borders are the very reason I refuse to go anywhere near that country again. I had enough when one of them snapped at me (showing a UK passport) where I was from. “London”, I said. “Oh is that London, France?” he said. He was quite happy when I applied in the affirmative.

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  62. 308
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    “CLEGG IS DISGUSTING”

    ALL LIBDEMS ARE DISGUSTING !

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  63. 312

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  64. 313

    Church and State separation ? Just sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A thought for you all. says:

    Six Hundred and fifty of them, maybe, sixty five million of your goodselves. Now ask yourselves, how does that equate? You vote for them, then you ridicule them because they do not do what you expect them to do for you, but, you knew in your heart of hearts that they would not do so anyway.

    So, at the next election you will continue to do what you have always done, and the minority will continue to take advantage. According to International Law, majority rules, is that not so? An army that would not fill Wembley Stadium and a Police Force that has little toys to keep you in line. Yet, you still vote for six hundred and fifty.

    The question is, are you so frightened of six hundred and fifty? Or, as some of you seem to think you need a saviour such as Farage. Really, do you always need a Leader? Or collectively could you not just organise yourselves, if not, carry on blogging. Because at the end of the day that is all you do, Blog! Not an iota of moral outrage so tempestious to stand together and take the whole lot on.

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  66. 322
    ME peace envoy, that's me says:

    Tony here! Hi everybody.

    Thought it would be a good time to just let me know how I’m doing in the new job, now I’ve bedded I.

    Could have been a whole lotta worse, don’t you think?

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  67. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Owen Jones Labour party fund raiser is back on the BBC AGAIN!

    This time he’s making money of the back of the death of Robin Williams.
    This week he has been hand wringing and whinging about the MB being kicked out of Egypt.

    https://twitter.com/ChrisHawkins13/status/500754430208516096

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    The British media are cunts says:

    So bum sex Dave has finally woken up to the religion of piss has he? Where was he when tube trains and buses were blown up by these rag head mongs?

    Where was he when Lee Rigby was hacked to death on our streets?

    Where are the fucking fat idle cowardly useless plods? Will bum sex Dave tell fat cowardly plod to start rounding up ISIS supporters on the streets of London?

    Of course not, the cowardly police will happily kick in the door of Christians who hand out anti gay marriage leaflets on our streets but hey if you recruit to carry out genocide the fat idle useless overweight cuunts in blue will let you do it.

    Bum sex Dave says we will be fighting these mongs for the rest of his political career, well that will be until May next year when he will be booted out of power along with his fucking kiddie fiddling Tory mates.

    Fucking Tories, you’re all fucking scum every single one of you. I’ve shit better down the bog pan.

    Just FUCK OFF CAMERON, we don’t want you or your Eton bum boys.

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      Drink Aware says:

      Drink sparingly!

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    • 405
      Someone says:

      Hello Shlomo! Wank off to your IDF chums killing little kids:

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        Oi vey, my life says:

        Those kids were forced to go to the container by hamas fighters to see if there was anything left worth taking after the first bombing because the hamas men were too scared to go themselves. The hamas cowards sent those kids in knowing that it was a target and they are to blame for the deaths, you dont see the hamas cowards directing the kids, they always make sure they themselves are safe and if the kids die they become valuable war porn propaganda.

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      • 611
        Abdul's clitless mum says:

        Fuck off Abdul

        you get to much pleasure from hunting down these vids – you fucking love it you dirty bastard

        and those vids could be from anywhere.

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      Unfortunately says:

      The alternatives will do exactly the same; calamity clegg and millimong will invite more in to culturally enrich us.

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  69. 349
    Baroness Warsi says:

    10,000 in Tel Aviv Demand: Finish the Job in Gaza!

    http://unitedwithisrael.org/10000-tel-aviv-demand-finish-job-gaza/?

    Hear ! Hear !

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    • 354
      David Ward says:

      So Hamas just rejected new ceasefire, insists on war. And where are the European Gaza “anti-war” protestors? London, Paris,Berlin are silent.

      Owen Jones ,George Galloway and the rest of you left wing imbeciles ,when will you wake up and get real.

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  70. 351
    The British media are cunts says:

    The British Police are utter utter utter CUUNTS

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  71. 353

    Wall to wall mooz violence,, fuckin hell, these people are destroying the world. Time for the bishops to lead new crusades.

    Start in the northern towns, lon don, then head out to sand land.

    They can probably smell the fear here. Jon Lew’is bought safety today by selling black hoods to girls, haven’t they. Free from a programme of ter’ror for a bit, presumably.

    And so it goes in.

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  72. 362
    George Gobaway ( ex Libor MP ) says:

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      The same idiot who has done nothing about mass immigration since coming into office and said NOTHING when the treacherous Blair went out of his way to islamise vast areas of our major cities. Has the penny dropped or are we getting close to a general election ?

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      • 439
        Taitch says:

        Why should the PM have a strategy relating to the God botherers killing each other 3000 miles away. His strategy should be concerned with those who Labour brought in to vote for them who do not wish to accept we are a secular society and believe their belief in the Sky Fairies permits them to wreak havoc in this country where they have come for mainly economic reasons

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      GenevaConvention says:

      Yes, ZioLoonacy infests western society and undermines democracy at every level.
      WTF are 80% of Politicians members of fan clubs of a despot racist regime???
      That is treason.

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  73. 366
    Spanner says:

    It’s a bit rich for the loony Christians here to start complaining that they are under attack around the world.

    It’s the weirdy beardies who have been supporting the muzzie killers

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      Onward Christian Soldiers says:

      We propose a peaceful solution. Give all 2.2billion Christians assylum so they can be looked after in the UK.

      The government can pay for it, not us of course! We need our money for our growing pension deficit.

      PS fuck you Dave we want Tony back, he did everything we wanted!

      CofE rules ok!

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    They both come from Nigeria says:

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    Spanner says:

    We need to arrange a meeting between Ebola and Iraq

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  76. 417
    Owen Jones says:

    How long before J*ws are assaulted in British supermarkets for purchasing Israeli products? http://bit.ly/1BoLzYQ

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    • 421
      A laundry basket says:

      … and so it begins. Don’t say you haven’t been warned as we have been writing about it on this forum for a few years already. Looks like Tesco is going to have to employ some ex-rugby playing guards carrying baseball bats….

      … and as for the useless plod, they might as well all just go fishing for all the use they are.

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        non taxable pikey says:

        Best thing to do is to Buycott. I went round Leicester Market on Friday doing just that, specifically asking for Israeli fruit and veg. Their Mineolas are really excellent and so are the rest although most of their exports of produce goes elsewhere now, while we have to suffer EU (Spanish) junk.

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        • 457
          Slobs says:

          Do you think these fat cùnts in west Belfast were protesting about Israeli goods or just filling their shopping trolley with their normal purchases?

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      GenevaConvention says:

      Hello Shlomos! Busy promoting “your” racist colony again, I see.

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  77. 423
    albacore says:

    Can Cameron really have woken up
    Or is he just selling another pup?
    You can bet your boots that it’s the latter
    With immigrant numbers ever fatter

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28823281

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    • 428
      Cinna says:

      The problem with all theses spineless politicos and priests is that they refuse to recognise the obvious. The problem isn’t j’ihadists or radical i’slamists, it’s the medieval religious belief system that begets them.

      FFS; when did the Sally Army last cause outrage on the streets of the UK? Well not unless you count rattling a collecting tin or a tambourine an outrage.

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  78. 430
    PC Plod says:

    People who try to smuggle themselves into Britain in a container must be referred to and treated as VICTIMS not criminals. We call it modern policing and it’s the way to get promoted.

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    • 462
      Spanner says:

      The cops are fat useless cowardly vermin. They couldn’t catch a fucking cold never mind a real criminal.

      I wouldn’t piss on one if he or she were on fire.

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      • 471
        RomaBert... says:

        Blame the chiefs not the indians, good sociology degrees and a few visits to Common Purpose helps their rise to the top.

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        PC Dixon says:

        A thirty year old allegation of indecent assault and they need a convoy of cars and “agency” teenyboppers to conduct the search of a single premises. Probably needed a couple of PC commissars, diversity co-ordinators and Common Purpose “leaders” in the posse.

        Notice how indecent assault has now become “sexual” assault and the complainants are automatically “victims”.

        This country FUBAR.

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      A laundry basket says:

      It is known precisely where these ‘victims’ boarded the boat – so why not just put them straight on the next boat back? What’s the problem?

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  79. 433
    The Twat in Number 10 says:

    Lynton! Write some shit down on a scrap of paper so I can make some announcements to get headlines. I want people to think I’m doing something useful so they’ll vote for me in 2015.

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      Taitch says:

      Why should the PM have a strategy relating to the God botherers killing each other 3000 miles away. His strategy should be concerned with those who Labour brought in to vote for them who do not wish to accept we are a secular society and believe their belief in the Sky Fairies permits them to wreak havoc in this country where they have come for mainly economic reasons

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      • 448
        GenevaConvention says:

        Indeed. The IZ own much of Britain, including its politicians. That is why GB attacked the other lot of God Botherers who have loads of oil that we need.

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        • 464
          Spanner says:

          We didn’t need the oil. Had we looked after North Sea oil and not allowed it to be flogged off to everyone else we could have been much more self reliant.

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  80. 434
    Anonymous says:

    Lyndon Crosby has much US Israel clients –

    so this makes our UK Government
    like on so many issues , Crosby advises
    Tony Abbott OZ PM
    ( who is hungry to play Global role rather than worry domestic problems)
    Crosby acts for BJ ( who want to be a Churchill style PM)

    we have a pending problem with this
    Aussie Spin Pr/dr Man
    & we have not touched on subject
    F r a c k i n g yet!

    much conflict of Interest! from Israel to News Corp to Sydney to Mayor to even UKIP surreal !

    when will we demand
    & obtain truth & ethics
    ahead of excess deceit & lies

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    Miss Understood says:

    Cameron’s bunch are just way out of their depth. A moral compass might help.
    But they wouldn’t know how to use it

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    Sid Bonkers says:

    Cameron has been a complete numpty. If this were the only example, I might feel slightly sorry for him, but it is not. He and Hague have spent the past 4 years stirring up this hornet’s nest, and now it has blown up in his face.

    He has sold arms, interfered and strutted about, while insulting people he shouldn’t have, and failed to include the people he should have listened to. Whether you blame Labour, or you blame the Church, or the professionals and advisers he should have been listening to, the effect is the same. It’s never Cameron’s fault. He’s as chillaxed as he is arrogant.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Anyone who doubts that Islamic Fundementalism is already embedded in our society only needs to walk the streets of London, or should that now be Londonistan.

    I suggest starting at Whitechapel Market. You would be forgiven for thinking you are in Saudi Arabia if you went there and saw all the burka clad girls and the boys in dresses going to and from the madrassa’s where all manner of rubbish. Last time I was there, I got into a three way conversation with a so-called ‘moderate’ muslim (and oxymoron if ever their was one) and a Jehovah’s Witness who was trying to convert him.

    Well, The Guardian already censors me, so I cannot repeat what the ‘moderate’ Muslim was saying about the Jews, but it was roughly similar to what I used to hear when I taught in the Islamic Republic of Westminster.

    IN that borough – where the seat of government lies – in 2007 I was told at a teaching conference that 80% of the children in its secondary schools were children with Muslim parents. Most of the kids I taught went to ‘moderate’ mosques too, again, I cannot repeat what they used to say to me when they found out that I was living in lodgings at the time with a Jewish family.

    Parents evenings were fun there. Suppose I had refused to speak to or shake hands with a parent because they were black. How long would my teaching career have lasted? Yet, it was ROUTINE that there were certain parents who would not deal with you or even shake hands with you because you were not Muslim. And the school just accepted it.

    One of the boys I taught brought me in a Muslim parents guide he’d got from his ‘moderate’ mosque. This lovely little tome contained for example, directions to parents to instruct their children against having non-Muslim friends. But, if the inevitable were to happen, those children were to be instructed to ensure they used a lesser greeting to their non-Muslim friends than their Muslim ones.

    The brainwashing that went on with these kids was scandalous. 13 year old boys ought to be interested in girls and football, but not these kids. They didn’t go to Scouts, youth clubs or all the other things 13 year olds do, because as they would tell me time after time, they were only interested in learning more about their religion. And so, night after night, they put on their little dresses and skull caps and trooped down the mosque.

    And because that has been allowed to happen entirely unchallenged – and often wholly supported by THE LEFT of all people – we are now facing the massive threat of Islamist fundamentalism on our own shores.

    Mr Cameron, when are you going to wake up and smell the caliphate?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Anyone who doubts that Islamic Fundamentalism is already embedded in our society only needs to walk the streets of London, or should that now be Londonistan.

    I suggest starting at Whitechapel Market. You would be forgiven for thinking you are in Saudi Arabia if you went there and saw all the burka clad girls and the boys in dresses going to and from the madrassas where all manner of rubbish is taught. Last time I was there, I got into a three way conversation with a so-called ‘moderate’ muslim (an oxymoron if ever their was one) and a Jehovah’s Witness who was trying to convert him.

    I cannot repeat what the ‘moderate’ Muslim was saying about the J e w s, but it was roughly similar to what I used to hear when I taught in the Islamic Republic of Westminster.

    IN that borough – where the seat of government lies – in 2007 I was told at a teaching conference that 80% of the children in its secondary schools were children with Muslim parents. Most of the kids I taught went to ‘moderate’ mosques too, again, I cannot repeat what they used to say to me when they found out that I was living in lodgings at the time with a J e w i s h family.

    Parents evenings were fun there. Suppose I had refused to speak to or shake hands with a parent because they were black. How long would my teaching career have lasted? Yet, it was ROUTINE that there were certain parents who would not deal with you or even shake hands with you because you were not Muslim. And the school just accepted it.

    One of the boys I taught brought me in a Muslim parents guide he’d got from his ‘moderate’ mosque. This lovely little tome contained for example, directions to parents to instruct their children against having non-Muslim friends. But, if the inevitable were to happen, those children were to be instructed to ensure they used a lesser greeting to their non-Muslim friends than their Muslim ones.

    The brainwashing that went on with these kids was scandalous. 13 year old boys ought to be interested in girls and football, but not these kids. They didn’t go to Scouts, youth clubs or all the other things 13 year olds do, because as they would tell me time after time, they were only interested in learning more about their religion. And so, night after night, they put on their little dresses and skull caps and trooped down the mosque.

    And because that has been allowed to happen entirely unchallenged – and often wholly supported by THE LEFT of all people – we are now facing the massive threat of Islamist fundamentalism on our own shores.

    Mr Cameron, when are you going to wake up and smell the caliphate?

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    • 451
      GenevaConvention says:

      Meanwhile, the Zionutters have undermined British government so far as to be able to use it to start wars against Muslim countries that were no threat to GB on the basis of lies.

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        JadedJean47 says:

        Few on here have the intelligene to see what is being plyed out.

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          A laundry basket says:

          With all due respect madame, I think you greatly underestimate we humble laundry baskets! I will take your apology as read.

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          Definition of fun:

          Playing devil’s advocate on behalf of !slam with J’ehova Witnesses.

          When you are down to scripture, point out that the religions share the same M’essiah, and then explain that the M’uslims are meant to be forming an army of G’od to defend the pacifists.

          Sort of confuses them.

          In their defence, J’ehova Witnesses seem to be Ok. For similar experience with real M’uslims, mint tea helps.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 454
      Red Ken Lyingscum says:

      I have read the k0ran and this helped increase my votes in Londonistan.

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      • 491
        what goes on in the Middle East says:

        Its pure fiction.

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      • 495
        Ken Livingstone says:

        Who ever opposes me, does not vote for me, does not cheer me on is playing the politics of nastiness.

        There reading material should be banned. There leaders your be rounded up and put in jail. There funders should be thrown to the dogs. There voters should have there right to vote removed.

        Islam should hurry up and complete their crusade against the West. I personally shall open the gates to the Tower of London when they triumphantly arrive in London.

        keep voting Ken Livingstone 2016

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          I Read That says:

          The religion says that the corranne can not be allowed to be translated into another language. Or else.

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    • 455
      watcher says:

      It’s almost like someone is engineering society so as to provoke a war between the Muslim world and the Western world. Now who would want that?

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    • 489
      Tachybaptus says:

      Sockpuppet, I don’t understand you. You put up a long statement of your opinions, which obviously took time and thought, and then render it worthless by signing it with a stolen name. This is idiotic.

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    • 551
      Spanner says:

      All Camerscum cares about is getting their vote. After all he needs thse 24 votes from the only gays that will vote for him and add to that 55 votes from Muslims that support him.

      As for the millions of white voters he’s pissed off he doesn’t give a fuck.

      But expect to see his shock next year when the Tories are wiped out in the south of England, however Dhimmi Dave will probably get a nice job in Europe as a Commissioner.

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  86. 452
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    CAN I BE A DINOSAUR AND A NEANDERTHAL ALL AT THE SAME TIME ?

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  87. 456
    Friends of Hamas says:

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  88. 459
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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  89. 461
    Anonymous says:

    Kiev hand out medals for humanitarian aid delivery.

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  91. 469
    Harbottle says:

    Watched BBC One Breakfast this morning-within half an hour there were guests who were ‘campaigners’ or from charities-talking about childcare, people trafficking and addiction. Underlying message from all three-something ought to be done so give us more taxpayers money. BBC should be forced to issue a health warning-‘This report contains demands for even more of your hard earned cash’.

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  92. 470
    Get to da choppa! says:

    Politically incorrect LOL of the week: The showdown in Expendables 3 takes place in the fictional country of Assmanistan. :-D

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  93. 475
    Spanner says:

    I see the BBC are now calling the vermin caught at the docks “migrants”

    Fucking migrants?

    No you BBC kiddie fiddling bastards they are illegal immigrants, coming here to sponge off the state or cause terrorism.

    Can’t you fucking bum bandit twats tell the fucking truth for fucking ONCE?

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    • 479
      Why are MPds so THICK? says:

      Some idiot politician said we need to find out why they come here?

      FFS they come here because they know once in we will not throw them out and we will provide them with a roof over their heads, food and money. Thats’s why YOU IDIOT Politician.

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      • 490
        A laundry basket says:

        As I said earlier….

        481
        A laundry basket says:
        August 17, 2014 at 11:48 am

        It is known precisely where these ‘victims’ boarded the boat – so why not just put them straight on the next boat back? What’s the problem?

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        • 501
          Anonymous says:

          Then perhaps the only solution to “the problem” is to start killing politicians?

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        • 502

          They destroy their documents hence it cannot be proven where they come from. The point where they boarded under the law does not constitute their country.
          Daft, sad and true.

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          • A laundry basket says:

            But the point where they boarded the boat is clear – so the “problem” should be returned whence it came and let the relevant authorities there deal with it.

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    • 480
      The BBC are cunts says:

      Why change the habits of a lifetime ?

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    • 512
      Bob Fleming says:

      Is that you Nell?

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  94. 477
    Spanner says:

    Cameron is a lying fat Tory cuunt. Remember that he hates not only his own party but most of the white population who voted for him as well.

    But hey guess what this fat Tory cuunt thinks he can get elected again but he needs your vote.

    Just how many of you are stupid enough to actually give him your vote?

    Seriously, any of you that do are utter utter utter morons.

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  95. 481
    Bercow's woes says:

    * Outgoing Commons Clerk Sir Robert Rogers, allegedly told to ‘f*** off’ by Mr Bercow, kept a sensational secret diary of the Speaker’s outbursts.
    * The Queen risked being dragged into the row amid reports David Cameron is ready to refuse to send the appointment to the Palace for Royal approval.
    * MPs’ calls for a vote to overturn the Speaker’s choice of Ms Mills were backed by ministers.
    * Male officials rejected in favour of Ms Mills may sue Mr Bercow for sex discrimination.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726922/Bombshell-email-accuses-Bercow-secret-power-grab-Speaker-crisis-bid-Canberra-Caterer-Commons-job-denounced.html#ixzz3AdxivkMC
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  96. 488
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Iraq Crisis: 400 Yazidi Men Killed in Second Massacre by IS Militants

    And still no comment from that female waste of space………..Baroness Warsi ???

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  97. 494
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I fucking well pissed myself laughing at this clip !

    Billy Connolly – A laugh at Islam: http://youtu.be/-xwPVgRaROA

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  98. 497
    Owen Jones says:

    The more I read about Palestinians, Gaza, Hamas, Baroness Warsi , George Galloway, violent protest, anti-semitism, etc. the more I support Israel.

    Like

    • 499
      Geneva Convention says:

      You are such a liar, Shlomo.
      You have always supported israel because you are a Hasbara-spouting ZioLoon.

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    • 510
      Bob Fleming says:

      Couldn’t agree more and the BBC and other assorted tosspots still refer to Mooslims as though they’re just like the rest of us. I wonder when they’ll get it into their thick skulls that these people and their default behaviour and belief system are alien to the vast majority of decent people?

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      • 597
        ShlomoSpotter says:

        Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

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        • 629
          A reasonable person . says:

          I have always sympathised with the Palestine people,but with all
          this sick hate and bile ,I am beginning to change my views and
          I now support Israel and their quest for peace .

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  99. 503
    Diane Abbott says:

    Today I shall be mainly eating.

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  100. 508
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Australian policy of putting economic migrants on islands far from Aus seems to be working. The number of boats heading their way has reduced to almost zero. We should be learning from this, might I suggest South Georgia.

    Aus has now offered 4000 places to genuine asylum seekers from the non religion of peace communities being chased out by ISIS.

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    • 579
      The British media are cunts says:

      I’ve been to South Georgia and the Falklands. Trust me, these will be the only places left safe for white people.

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  101. 513
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    Slavery and shanty towns is what this country needs! How can big business thrive otherwise?

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    • 581
      The British media are cunts says:

      Exactly. The Tories get the cheap labour that creates their massive profits and labour get the votes.

      It’s a win win at Westminster.

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  102. 521
    Anonymous says:

    Porky has one less MIG-29 to terrorise and attack civilians with.

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  103. 527
    The Treacherous Tit in No. 10 says:

    Good News!!!! After years of trying I may at last get my very own War!! Tony had one, Margaret had hers, – but poor me . . .

    As you know, I am a man of words – not action. In fact, apart from Wind Farms and Bum Bandits, I’ve done fuck all about anything that really matters.

    But I suppose I had better try a few brave words now that the Muzzos really are on the march. Should have been done years ago by my Hero Tony and his successors, – but hey, we’re all lilly-livered pinkos so what’s to cry over? – I won’t be out on the streets facing the bombs and bullets!

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  104. 528
    Britain's Colon Powell says:

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  105. 531
    Anonymous says:

    Ain’t that always the way with wars? Wait ages for one – then they all come along at once. Never mind, my wise replacement for Willy Hague has just told me that we begin bombing in five mins. Remember kids, just Duck and cover.

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  106. 535
    Rabbi George Galloway says:

    Sainsburys in Holborn. Their kosher section. Cleared! Why !

    Oy Vey !

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  107. 539
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Syrian air force launched 25 airstrikes against ISIS in Al Raqqa, killing 31 militants http://syriahr.com/index.php?

    Rejoice ! Rejoice !

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  108. 540
    Y. O. Yeur says:

    Best ever view of a black hole. ( adults only )

    http://tinyurl.com/2z4kz

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  109. 544
    A laundry basket says:

    En passant and apropos of precisely nothing, do the South Yorkshire Police have any jurisdiction in Berkhampstead? Surely the case should have been handed to the locals who have a much better idea of the territory and its history. Would the SYP be happy for a bunch of fat lazy plods from Guildford/Reigate tramping all over their patch?

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  110. 546
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    The religion of piss is at it again.

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  111. 549
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Pardon me for not being able to differentiate among the various groups that want to kill me HAMAS ISIS ALQAEDA HEZBOLLAH ISLAMIC JIHAD

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  112. 558
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Sainsburys is taking kosher food off its shelves in response to bullying and threats. I’m not J*wish but this makes me fearful.

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  113. 560
    Hi all, Tony here with my latest letter says:

    Gosh, you are lucky Dave having old Linton to advise. Wish I’d been given the Islim is shit thing to wheel out.

    Oh the fun of it all.

    Dyou think I could be foreign sec or something for a bit. My ME envoy shit would go down a storm.

    Well, keep knockin the tes’co tins over. TTFN an all.

    Your godfather

    Xx

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  114. 561
    cheche says:

    Good Grief

    Sky news has just noticed that Isis persecutes Christians

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    • 562
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      And have they also noticed that ISIS persecutes everybody, even Muslims.

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      • 567
        cheche says:

        I dont hear many condemnations from that quarter in the UK. I therefore assume that they support them

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      • 570
        A green person who likes talking utter crap says:

        When ISIS took Mosul they managed to raid the Banks and walk out with quite a lot of dollars.

        They also helped themselves to some pretty nifty pieces of military kit which Barry does not seem to have supplied with automatic tracking devices or self destruct mechanisms.

        Isis seem like a load of crafty scoundrels to me.

        Best Dave keeps out of this as he will be eaten alive.

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    • 565
      Sky Mong says:

      Like all TV broadcasters we do not use the “C” word; unfortunately we thought the “C” word was Christian, not c*nt.

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      • 571
        A passing pencil sharpener says:

        All Christians are cnits.

        Always on the scrounge, always trying to control you.

        Remember us in your Will my son.

        We are really very poor and can’t be asked to pay property taxes alongside ordinary folks.

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  115. 569
    proscribe Islam says:

    Islam is an excuse for barbarity it has no place in civilized world and needs to be eradicated.

    Like

    • 580
      A Reporter from the Daily Planet says:

      Travel Lodge now removing Bibles from their rooms.

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      • 583
        Malcolm Muggeridge says:

        If you want to read the Bible whilst staying in a Travel Lodge then you can still do so by downloading it on your Ipad.

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        • 585
          proscribe Islam says:

          we didn’t create our tolerant society, where every fucker wants to come and live, by integrating with the fucking Islamics

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    • 595
      ShlomoSpotter says:

      Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

      Like

      • 644
        Anonymous says:

        Is anyone who criticises Islam a sholmo?

        Just goes to show what a retard dumb fuck you are if you think that.

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  116. 573
    Jeremy Corbyn says:

    1930’s Germany? No. England in August 2014: sainsburys store removes Kosher products to appease anti-Israel protestors….

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    • 577
      Rotherhampoofta says:

      We deserve everything we get,this country is run and voted for by lilly livered bedwetters!

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    • 584
      ShlomoSpotter says:

      Hello Shlomo! What on earth are you going to eat?

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      • 587
        Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

        What will you eat when the halal hovels are shut down ?

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        • 599
          ShlomoSpotter says:

          i am an atheist, you thick Cretin. I think all religious food should be boldly labelled so that we can boycott it.

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    • 590
      ___JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

      You seem to be deliberately getting mixed up.
      1930’s Germany has no relevance whatsoever to 2014 England – at all.

      What you are wilfully ignoring is that the general public – myself included – simply abhors any country which is a bully, which knowingly kills innocent civilians and children – and which then compounds its actions by ignoring global opinion.

      And when you do criticise this particular country it rapidly produces the ant-sem’tic card in a pathetic defence / justification.

      But you are fully aware of this already, but you are a Friend of Israel…

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  117. 578
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    BBC News – Iraq crisis: Cameron warns of possible IS threat to UK

    I’d suggest the same to the Rochdale Council for hoisting the similar flag of Pakistan over the Town Hall.

    The only flags I want displayed in this country are the Union Flag, the flags of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and the county flag where one exists.

    I doubt this suggestion of Dave’s will ever come into law. This was the man who made that speech saying that multiculturalism had failed and has done the square root of nothing to address that problem.

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  118. 582
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    BBC News – Irq crisis: Cameron warns of possible IS threat to UK

    I’d suggest the same to the Roch dale Council for hoisting the similar flag of P@kistan over the Town Hall.

    The only flags I want displayed in this country are the Union Flag, the flags of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and the county flag where one exists.

    I doubt this suggestion of Dave’s will ever come into law. This was the man who made that speech saying that multiculturalism had failed and has done the square root of nothing to address that problem.

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    • 615
      OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

      The only thing that Dave has “achieved” is the legalisation of Bumsex Marrisge

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  119. 588
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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    • 603

      These would be the same underclass morons bred by labour as voting fodder and to be a permanent drain on business and enterprise.

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    • 649
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      These problem families cost every income taxpayer £1000 per year. The cure is stop the child breeding subsidy “child benefit”, this will also stop the ethnics out breeding the indigenous population.
      So those who can afford children will have them.

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      • 654
        Breeders guide to breeding says:

        send a virile, handsome, athletic, brainy, charming men, who will fuck anything, to live in these estates. The kids coming out of hospital will then be mostly “like one of us”.

        Every bit helps.

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    • 697
      Lusty comrade says:

      The one on the right doesn’t look half bad.

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  120. 589
    Sir Winston Churchill says:

    Winston Churchill On Islam

    “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.”

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    • 593
      Why are Harriet and co silent? says:

      Tis odd that all lefty feminists totally ignore the fate of every Mohammedan woman to be the slave of a man.

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    • 610
      JadedJean47 says:

      Winston Churchill on the J’ews sent into Russia

      ” “by sending Lenin to Russia our Government did, moreover, assume a great responsibility, but from the military point of view has journey was justified. Russia had to be aid low. But our Government should have seen to it that we were not also involved in her fall.” Lenin was sent into Russia by the Germans in the same way that you might send a phial containing a culture of typhoid or of cholera to be poured into the water supply of a great city, and it worked with amazing accuracy. No sooner did Lenin arrive than he began beckoning a finger here and a finger there to obscure persons in sheltered retreats in New York, in Glasgow, in Berne, and other countries, and he gathered together the leading spirits of a formidable sect, the most formidable sect in the world, of which he was the high priest and chief. With these spirits around him he set to work with demoniacal ability to tear to pieces every institution on which the Russian State and nation depended. Russia was laid low. Russia had to be laid low. She was laid low to the dust.”

      http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1919/nov/05/further-vote-on-account#column_1633

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  121. 591
    proscribe Islam says:

    A lot of people can be British then children can be English it is a question of tolerance and comradeship, obedience of laws, love of country, fairness in dealings and justice in law. Islam does not contain these essential items and is called foreign or alien and needs to be eradicated for British life. Like a parasite is dismissed from the body of a healthy person.

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    • 596
      ShlomoSpotter says:

      Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

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    • 598
      proscribe Islam says:

      as a parasite recognizes it’s unnatural intent and seeks survival in the production of thousands of eggs so does the Islamic human parasite strive to create a dozen offspring so that they might outbreed the host.

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      • 600
        ShlomoSpotter says:

        Hello Shlomo, you shitstirring hatemonger.

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      • 602
        proscribe Islam says:

        a parasite has attached to the body of the culture, the body of the society and the body of the politic. It does not have the best interests of the host in it’s heart and it is determined by subterfuge and lies and all manner of deceit to overwhelm the tolerant and by taking advantage assume dominance but the evil will not succeed because once awakened Lion will respond appropriately .

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    • 601

      The only ones who can be english are the descendants of the Anglo Saxons, wherever they are born in the world,the word English is derived from the word Angle , England , land of the Angles .

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  122. 612
    Britain get a grip and lose these nutters in charge. says:

    Seems these 30 odd illegal immigrants were “trafficked” from Afghanistan etc, but they were only “put” in the container 12 hours before shipment and the plod are now looking for these traffickers, I’m sorry but if these illegal immigrants stayed at home and came to this country through normal channels then the plod wouldn’t have a job to do in sorting this trash out, they are illegal immigrants, if they didn’t want to come here then the so called traffickers would be smuggling something else in, these grown ups in the container are criminals trying to illegally enter this country , so send them home when they have recovered.

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    • 647
      Londoner says:

      Send them back to Belgium where they came from.

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      • 682
        Vacancy at the White House says:

        If these illegal immigrants are allowed to stay here, having come here illegally and against all the supposed rules, then it sends the strongest signal to all the millions of others that all they have to do is say “victims of people traffickers.”.

        This country is so top heavy with illegals and free loaders it’s in imminent danger of capsize, the scum are hellbent on turning it into a sh*thole just the same as the ones they’ve bailed out from.

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      • 717
        A laundry basket says:

        Thank you Londoner. I’m glad at least one other commenter here agrees with what I said (twice) higher up this page. No reason whatsoever for any of these illegal immigrants to be retained in this country when they are sufficiently recovered to withstand the hazardous ferry crossing back where they came from.

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  123. 614
    proscribe Islam says:

    I quite like this so I’ll say it again
    we didn’t create our tolerant society by integrating with the Islamics. We were rather hoping they might integrate with us.

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    • 619
      Tony "what's important is is" Blair, mass murderer and traitor says:

      Islamics ? Integrate ? Buwahahaha !!!

      Like

    • 620

      Who was it who decided that we wanted integration with islamist or any other culture or race , Blair deliberately increased the size of the already considerable alien wedge just to rub our noses in diversity.
      The results can now be seen on the streets of our major cities , whole areas are now in fact mini Islamic republics, unpoliceable, dangerous ‘no go’ areas where English common law is being replaced with sharia with the connivence of government!

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      • 625
        proscribe Islam says:

        my generation’s parents had very strict victorian style upbringing and then they had WWII. my generation had everything on a plate and we ( thought ) we invented free love and mind altering drugs and fuck off authority with which came, for many, weird ideas of equality so it is probably all our fault

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      • 630
        Old man says:

        It wasn’t done to rub our noses in diversity. That was only an excuse. It was done with one purpose: to increase the number of Labour voters. The political division in this country is now essentially a racial one. Only 20 per cent of white people vote Labour. Something like 80 per cent of brown people do vote Labour. The polarisation is getting more intense day by day. That is what Labour has done — it has deliberately created an apartheid state.

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        • 636
          Another OM says:

          http://www.runnymedetrust.org/uploads/EMBES%20Voting%20Behaviour.pdf

          this kind of confirms what you are saying

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        • 640
          táxpáyér says:

          But why would Dave be so OK with it then???

          No, the answer is that LibLabCon is the party of the rent-seekers, they lower higher rents and lower wages for greater profits all subsidised by taxpayers.

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        • 687

          My point exactly ,any white person who continues to vote labour is voting for racial and cultural extinction .
          Blair calculated that the ignorant, labour voting ,sub human, underclass would vote for them whatever the cost ,in a kind of Pavlovian response , so far he has been proven to be right , Cameron was unable to secure a proper majority against the most inept treacherous cretinous ‘prime Minister’ that this country has ever been inflicted with.

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    • 698
      Diversity is our strength says:

      Prescribe Islam, for that feeling of rundown, exhausted politics.

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    • 700
      UK expat says:

      Having worked in an Islamic state for several years, I can tell you that you – and I – and everyone else was born Muslim.

      And that is why if you decide to become Muslim, you are actually ‘reverting’ back to being Muslim.

      How do I know this ?

      I used to be approached on a regular basis at e.g. shopping malls and have ‘enlightening’ pamphlets pushed into my hand. My natural response would be to tell them where to stick their pamphlet. But they were typically supported by an armed cop, and an argument could result in an overnight stay in a Police cell.

      I stopped telling family & friends in the early 90’s that following the fall of the Cold War, the next threat was Islam. And that the overall objective was global domination of their religion. My family and friends at that time couldn’t relate to what I was telling them – and I suspect didn’t believe me – so I stopped sharing my experiences.

      I used to be idealistically tolerant: if what you did wasn’t criminal I had no problem.

      Now, my reaction is: what would happen if I acted the same way in your home country ? Would I be tolerated, supported – or locked up and/or whipped in public ?

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      • 718
        WoRaft Chihuahua says:

        The late Ray Honeyford wrote his Salisbury Review article in 1984, as the BBC recount in his obituary:

        “Mr Honeyford dismissed what he saw as many of the ills of the educational legislation and attitudes of the time, arguing there were a “growing number of Asians whose aim is to preserve as intact as possible the values and attitudes of the Indian sub-continent within a framework of British social and political privilege, ie to produce Asian ghettoes“.

        30 years on the only word one might argue with is ‘Asian’.

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16968930

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  124. 618
    Anonymous says:

    We are under threat and this will become increasingly serious as this government does not have the will or desire to stop the Islamists. It is an absolute disgrace that M u slims are allowed to fly the ISIS flag in East London, distribute ISIS leaflets in Oxford Street, and trash a supermarket without one arrest. A drunk mother on a bus gets arrested and jailed for a rant that most of us have some sympathy with.
    It will take the deaths of many innocent Brits before this Government will do anything to stop the creeping Is lamification of parts of this country.

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    • 624
      albacore says:

      These invaders are here by Parliament’s will
      Every single day brings yet more of them still
      Rationalise it till you’re blue in face
      Or the penny drops when they’ve taken your place

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    • 635
      south of the M4 says:

      A Muslim is free to live alongside me. All I want is that a Muslim affords me, a Christian, the same freedom. This is not happening as we do not have a multicultural society, we have a society of multi-cultures – and successive governments who have watched and allowed this to develop.

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    • 639
      táxpáyér says:

      Wayycism, hurling words that are hurtful to the narrative classes, is punished far more severly than hurling fists and other things at random people.

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  125. 622
    SLOTGOB says:

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  126. 627
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    I came across a girl with a name pronounced Endasha spelled N-a.
    The parents must have brains the size of an @m

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    • 709
      Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

      1. “N-a” = “En hyphen a”
      2. “@m” = “at em” or “ampersand em”

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  127. 637
    Frank Frontbottom says:

    Conservatism is the dread fear that
    somewhere, somehow, someone
    you think is your inferior is being
    treated as your equal

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    • 648
      Skid Marx says:

      Socialism is the dread fear that
      somewhere, somehow, someone
      you think is your inferior is not being
      treated as your superior

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    • 652
      Norm Normal says:

      No it isn’t, it’s the dread fear that despite working hard, being responsible and building a future, all will be taken from you to subsidise those who just didn’t bother.

      Like

      • 746
        I Roger Boys MP says:

        Politics in general is living a life in a bubble , mollycoddled by your parents , not allowed to mix with other people , shipped off to a boarding school having very little family contact , straight to university to get your politics degree untill you end up in the Westminster bubble unable to relate to people or form relationships, and now they impose laws on people when they have absolutely no concept of the real world of work or life , or financial matters, or the way most of us live our lives ,

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  128. 638
    proscribe Islam says:

    anyway the point is the indigenous are getting fucked over and we need to do something about it before we lose that which our parents fought and died for.

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  129. 642

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 645
      Shylock says:

      Where’s my pound of flesh.

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      • 704
        JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

        Heard that Israelis are selling fresh, Gazan organs on a special, BOGOF offer.
        [Some organs might be soiled / slight seconds.]

        They seem to have an organs glut for some reason…

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  130. 646
    proscribe Islam says:

    I propose a “National Affirmation of Belonging Festival”
    during this festival community organizers will ( in a semi religious fashion, a bit like a first communion) invite all to take a vow ( exact words to be decided) along the lines of swearing allegiance to the crown. following said swearing indelible stamp may be applied, perhaps to the nape of the neck.

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  131. 650

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 659
      proscribe Islam says:

      It is not difficult
      Islamics do not want to partake in existing society
      existing society does not want Islamics and would like them to fuck off
      how difficult can it be to comprehend ?

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      • 693

        The UK Gov report has found that the MB should not be labelled a terrorist organization.

        Go figure ;-)

        Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 706
        Prescribe Islam says:

        Existing society needs Islam to maintain its diversity. We can’t let them go, no matter how short-signed, unidealistic, reactionary, antediluvian, philistine, and stupid some people may be.

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  132. 651
    Its in the Koran says:

    To show undivided love and committment a clear marking for all to see and strike fear into non-believers must be made. I say our mouths must be enlarged to six times normal sizes. This will make us recogonisable and our shouting will become louder and longer.

    Praise be to allah

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  133. 656

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  134. 658
    One Question says:

    Why did the “victims” in the container not scream and shout when they were in Belgium rather than waiting until they crossed the North Sea? Funny that.

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  135. 661

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 665
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

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    • 671
      Tachybaptus says:

      Is Assange actually still in the embassy? If so, are the Ecuadoreans keeping him there simply to make a point? It would be perfectly easy to remove him in a trunk. The diplomatic bag can’t be searched, either at the embassy door or at the airport. Other nations’ embassies often do such things.

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  136. 663
    proscribe Islam says:

    how can an intolerant and murderous sect call itself a religion ?
    it is not possible,
    I will explain.
    A religion is concerned with understanding
    understanding of a reality not to do with corporal
    to do with an understanding in individual of the true reality of creation ( that which you see )
    that has nothing at all to do with raping and murdering. that is something that you ( the Islamist ) want to do. that is nothing to do with comprehension of the meaning of existence. that is to do with your joy and pleasure in chopping bits off people and raping women and children.
    That evil is what is in you. there is no excuse for those things if there is an after life ( which I do hope) you will suffer a thousand deaths that is unless I find you first :-)

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    • 668
      Tachybaptus says:

      No matter how idealistically it begins, a religion soon becomes just one thing: a means of social control.

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      • 681
        proscribe Islam says:

        you have it back to front Ducky.
        bright fuckers discovered calendar and kept secret what day it was for planting seeds. Masonic bastards kept secret recipes for casting metals and also for optical projection ensuring Priests received stipend for information. This fucking bollocks which we have grown out of is still practiced amongst the intellectual pigmies called Islamics

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    • 707

      All religions have the capacity for evil, it goes with the territory, faith is the enemy of reason,belief in the existence in some totally nonsensical sky fairy of whatever persuasion requires a suspension of reality that is easily used to justify no end of barbaric actions in the minds of the more gullible adherents .

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  137. 666

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 667
      proscribe Islam says:

      has anybody thought to ask these fuckwits what it is they are trying to achieve ?

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      • 669
        proscribe Islam says:

        of course I mean Islamic fuckwits.
        as I say proscribe Islam and all aspects, clear them out unless they go non-secular. set up Iron shield all around Britain

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      • 672
        Infidel Cattle Herder says:

        Stopping a strong Caliphate being established which would otherwise threaten Europe including the UK? Duh!

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    • 676
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

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  138. 670
    Sir Cliff says:

    It’s so funny
    How you’re not 12 any more

    The young ones
    Darling, you’re the young ones

    Got myself a crying, screaming, weeping, screeching 9 year old

    Come on pretty boy, let’s move it and groove it

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  139. 674
    proscribe Islam says:

    anyway we are the most tolerant nation on earth but there is so much pisstake we can take so best stop it eh ? unless you want to waken the lion and see what havoc looks like ?

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    • 683
      The British media are cunts says:

      Not much chance of waking up the sleeping Lion when it’s been brain dead for years.

      When a brain is fed a diet of Dr Poo, Strictly Cum Dancing darlings and of course XFactor it will die a slow death.

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      • 686
        proscribe Islam says:

        perhaps the grandfather army ( those who remember what it is supposed to be like ) will rise up and strike fear into the enemy by great gnashing of dentures and waiving of zimmer frames in a threatening fashion ?

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  140. 675
    RED LEN says:

    KERCHING FROM BEIJING !!!!

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  141. 677
    New builds everywhere. says:

    Here in the East midlands there is so much new house building going on that the prices of second hand homes have become severely depressed. The reason is that the builders make a mortgage on their homes so easy to arrange that people can’t be arsed to fanny about arranging loans on pre-owned homes and all the time and the costs involved. And there are thousands of new builds going up everywhere. I can’t understand why the papers say there is a shortage of housing when there clearly isn’t….unless they mean around London.

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    • 679
      The British media are cunts says:

      Those houses are going to be needed for housing the next 20 million Muslims heading here thanks to bum sex Dave.

      They will be bought up by a fat rich Tory cuunt and he will then rent them out to the state for £20,000 a year per home. He will then bung the Tory cuunts a nice bung for their trouble.

      Trebles all round at Tory HQ

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      • 690
        Farley the Charley says:

        Liebour doing it’s whitewash job and blaming the Tories ,if they has stopped or slowed down immigration and figured out what the trash of the world wanted like money out of our benefits system and shut that down to them, then we would not be in the problems we have now, we would have had an extra live illegal to throw out today and the lefty liberals could have gone back to moaning about foodbanks.

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        • 789
          I Roger Boys MP says:

          They wont need foodbanks once these state of the art 21st century ghettos are complete the RAF can just drop food on them twice a day

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  142. 678
    The British media are cunts says:

    Could the BBC please explain why every time there is some sort of foreign crisis they feel the need to wheel out the views of Mong Campbell and Paddy Pantsdown?
    Neither of these two fuckwits have any credibility.

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  143. 680
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

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  144. 685
    proscribe Islam says:

    I did hear a story that the reason nobody kidnapped a Russian in Beirut was that they did do one and the Russians sent the testicles of the father of one of the kidnappers by way of negotiation and that is why no Russians were kidnapped in Beirut.
    we should adopt this Russian mentality in dealings with fuckwits who want to exploit our friendliness and think we are a soft touch.

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    • 692
      Farley the Charley says:

      Too many lefty Liberals and a plod service that will arrest the good ones and let the evil ones go free, our loss of common laws, swopped over for a lot of bollocks from the EU, we have lost our testicles and country, due to corrupt politicians and an EU most of the English want to dump, the country is in a real mess and it’s getting worse.

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  145. 691
    Jizzlam says:

    I use the koran as a beer coaster.

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  146. 694
    UK expat says:

    This is just a general observation, which may or may not be of interest.

    I have worked outside of the UK for about 15 years out of the last 22 years.

    Returning to visit Glasgow for the first time in several years, whilst walking in the city centre it struck me that there is now an obvious huge influx of immigrants.

    Rough guesstimate is that at least 15%+ were non-white, with many wearing burkas, yashmaks, headscarves etc.

    Whilst this is in itself is no bad thing, it does reinforce to me the problems the UK faces when it has been planning long-term for a falling population – and how the NHS, midwives, schools, teachers, housing services, etc.. are totally unable to cope.

    And as an expat who has worked for several years in e.g. an Islamic state, I know exactly what free assistance / benefits an immigrant would get in their country: absolutely nothing.

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    • 711
      albacore says:

      Land of Hope and Glory, it’s a mystery
      After centuries of your great ancestry
      How you could just lie back and let Parliament
      Breed you out with dregs from every continent

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  147. 710
    Anonymous says:

    Julia Middleton head of Common Purpose worm food apparently.

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    • 715
      L Finn-Spector says:

      Cremation is the preferred option in her case.
      We don’t want her breeding, do we ?

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      • 722
        A laundry basket says:

        Now now! Her bestest niece Kate won’t be pleased with that sort of attitude. Expect a special delivery letter from Kensington Palace any day now.

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        • 764
          Vlad Putin, would-be world leader and gay icon says:

          The letter will be dropped in the usual place.

          
          

          Incidentally, I’ve noticed a freshly-dug flower bed in the Gardens at Kensington Palace.

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  148. 713
    Were doomed, doomed I tell ye says:

    Hands up all those who think the UK will be a better place in 5 or even 10 years time.

    Hands up all those who think Blair and Brown laid the seeds of our economic and social meltdown.

    Hands up all those who think that the same useful idiots will vote labour once again

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  149. 724
    Owen Jones says:

    Discrimination! Now get rid of all the halal meat ,Sainsbury’s.

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  150. 728
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    After lying to the British public , he now comes clean and admits to sending British troops into northern Iraq
    , so we can expect what remains of the military to be used yet again in someone elses war
    Remember one thing Dave , these fuckers do not do human rights or taking prisoners , expect some rather disturbing videos

    Also this master tactician once supported the ISIS rebels , when they were fighting against Assad in Syria , now that they have spread out , they are terrorists LoL
    He also imprisons anyone who has left these shores to fight in that conflict , yet he does nothing about all the ones leaving to fight in the Iraq conflict , some of which are giving tv and radio broadcasts before they go

    Dave totally confused on foreign affairs

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    • 747
      Norm Normal says:

      Why is it the left are not only wrong, but as wrong as it’s possible to be? So many factual errors there, it’s a shame that not one of you can write something here demonstrating significant cognitive ability.

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  151. 729
    RomaBert... says:

    It’s a BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me :)

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    • 737
      JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

      IDF = I Destroy Families.

      IDF doesn’t like fighting against proper armies, who can fight back.

      IDF much prefers air strikes, overwhelmingly superior weaponry against rag tag opponents. Ideally civilians and children – who provide great target practice.

      IDF – the army for cowards.

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      • 743
        RomaBert... says:

        another BIG thumbs up for the IDF from me……… :)

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        • 753
          JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

          Exactly.

          Friends of Israel are impervious to any criticism.

          And then they wonder why they are held in such low regard…! ;)

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      • 758
        Hamas says:

        We fight right next to families, children, schools, hospitals and UN shelters.

        It’s ok though, we are not cowards, Allah says all are expendable for the cause.

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        • 767
          JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

          OK, we’ll call it a draw then.

          Both sides are cowards.
          Both sides don’t care about killing civilians and children.
          Both sides are uncivilised.
          Both sides are terrorists.

          Glad we cleared that up so quickly.

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  152. 732
    One for Guido says:

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    • 762
      anxious yellow journalist says:

      Where is Guido? It’s Sunday morning and there’s no sign of him. Last Sunday someone said he was stuck in the bog. Now that couldn’t have happened again, could it?

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  153. 733
    Julian Assange says:

    I’ve had enough now ,and will give myself up later today.

    But don’t blame me ,I didn’t vote for Baroness Warsi.

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  154. 734
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Dave to pump millions into problem families
    Dave to pump 20 million into marriage guidance counciling to try and force couples to stay together
    Dave to pump millions into trying to help couples with children

    This money is aimed at 50,000 of the worst problem families
    well Dave let me tell you , most of these scum cost us billions already in social services , police , the courts and prison systems , not to mention the misery they bestow upon their neighbores, and their communities
    Now you want to give them even more money to help them spawn even more shite
    as for paying them to stay together , these people interbreed with anyone and anything that is willing , most have shit loads of kids with several partners costing us taxpayers even more
    Cameron you talk about “hard working families , yet in truth you have no idea what they are otherwise you would not be dreaming up these hair brained schemes
    The very people who contribute all this money are the same ones being denied cancer drugs , and seeing even their basic services eroded away , by your failure to understand the real world
    Pack your bags and fuck off you total waste of space

    This guy is so desperate to cling on to power he’s now targeting the underclass breeders by throwing even more of our tax money at the low life nair do wells who already get most of it

    Get rid of this fucking idiot ASAP

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    • 736
      Dave says:

      Money is no object…

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    • 738

      He doesn’t seem all that desperate, but the announcement seems to be the most in line with actual Conservative values he has announced since ‘sort of’ coming into power.

      Perhaps good to remove the closed status of family courts whilst he’s at it.

      Knowing what C’ameron is like the money announced to support families and deal with social problems will more likely be used to further divide and marginalize these families.

      Note: No guarantee that the money will be going to English families either. So this could be another disingenuous way of announcing benefits are staying for economically failed euro-migrants who have arrived here.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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  155. 735
    Dave says:

    Chillaxing…

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  156. 740
    Mrs May says:

    The Home Office declined to comment on the revelations about Peter Righton.

    A spokesman referred the BBC to the home secretary’s comments to the House of Commons in July when she said the government would address two concerns: “First, that in the 1980s the Home Office failed to act on allegations of child sex abuse.

    “Secondly, that public bodies and other important institutions have failed to take seriously their duty of care towards children.

    “As I informed the House on 7 July, the whole government take the allegations very seriously. That is why I announced two inquiries last week.”

    In 1992 Peter Righton was fined £900 for possessing images of child abuse and was cautioned over an earlier assault.

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  157. 742
    DAVE one term flop CAMERON says:

    Cameron : “we have to do everything we can to make sure that these terrorist attacks dont happen on the streets of our country”

    Well Clueless ! you could start by stopping them getting in in the first place
    then start deporting all the people who should not be here
    then start deporting any non British national that breaks our laws
    then impose strict laws regarding preaching religious hatered

    Even then it’s only a matter of time before they launch a series of attacks on our streets

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  158. 745
    The silent majority says:

    Oh stop being a little nuisance, Baroness Warsi, trying to stir up trouble all the time. If you like Gaza so much go out there and live.

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  159. 750
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The US and UK military are going into Iraq to help ISIS.

    The purpose of ISIS is to help create a Greater Israel.

    In order to create a Greater Israel the following countries have to be broken up: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait.

    ISIS began its invasion of Iraq from NATO-member Turkey.

    In order to trick the public in the USA and UK, ISIS has produced photographs of various ‘atrocities’.

    ISIS managed remarkably quickly to control a large part of Iraq.

    Reportedly the ISIS forces have been trained and armed by the USA and its allies.

    Above, we see a U.S. military airstrike on a Humvee near the Mosul Dam.

    The USA and UK may now be pretending to attack ISIS, while actually secretly helping them.

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    • 755
      unbiased says:

      Whilst sound conspirational, I now think such plots are quite plausible and you could well be right.

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    • 761
      JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

      Don’t know about the veracity of the above.

      But another legacy of the Bliar [& Alistair Campbell] years of spin and press media control is that the only certainty is that you can’t believe what’s reported in the MSM.

      …and more concerning is what is deliberately NOT reported by the MSM.

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  160. 754
    Elsie at the Fox & Werrity says:

    Cameron – you are interfering in a civil and sectarian war…You are responsible for all the atrocities that will be committed by your side.

    Son of Blair, anyone?

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  161. 756
    Wah wah pedal says:

    Wake up Fawkes!
    Or there’s no news in Westminster….

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  162. 757
    Baroness Warsi says:

    There are a lot of immature idiots posting on this blog ! Grow up

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  163. 759
    RIP says:

    Guido is dead!

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  164. 768
  165. 769
    Rich's Monday Morning View says:

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    • 772
      Baroness Warsi says:

      Are they both Yazidis ?

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    • 798
      boredhousehusband says:

      That really wasn’t nice. Two pair of the worst boobs I’ve had the misfortune to see. Pass the eye-bleach and please stop with the fugly-p0rn tweets…

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  166. 773

    Banning food for fear of protests is dumb.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  167. 774
    Guy News Room says:

    Julian Assange smiles and says he’s leaving embassy ‘soon’

    Sky News will parachute Kay Burley to the Embassy in due course.

    Like

    • 777
      Owen Jones says:

      If the Assange press conference gets any more boring and uninformative, I fear for property prices in Knightsbridge.

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      • 781
        Putin says:

        We want all the world’s press there to see western injustice. Money in Swiss bank Comrade Assange.

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    • 785
      I Roger Boys MP says:

      At least try to tunnel out or escape via the rooftops
      whats the point of just giving up and spending the rest of your life in rendition in an American prison?

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      • 792
        Putin says:

        After incarceration in oppressive western puppet state of Sweden, Assange will come home to the fatherland!

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        • 797
          I Roger Boys MP says:

          By the time he gets out , with Putins European reclamation tour, Sweden will be in the father land

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      • 799
        Govts_Needtocontrol_theInternet says:

        His white hair will be set off marvelously by the orange jump suit.

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  168. 778
    Whiffler says:

    Wot ? – no Guido ??

    or

    So many Guidos – so few posts. Not even something unamusing from Rich (or Mark)

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  169. 779
    nell. says:

    I see mary riddle has just written a piece for the DailyT about how chuckusyamoney is going to be PM one day and what a humble man he is!!! No mention of his dislike for mixing with London trash or his marbella palace or his vanity or his £3k plus suits…!! It looked like a piece she might have drafted that she had then allowed him to edit +++++Laugh+++++

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  170. 780
    Medhi Hasan says:

    I’m a hoochie coochie man.

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  171. 782

    Sainsbury’s war on the Rollmop is a serious libertarian issue that goes somewhat beyond ‘ethnic food’ products.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  172. 786
    Kay Burley says:

    Imagine Assange in ten years’ time, solemnly giving a “press conference” to glove puppets, alone in an Ecuadorean tortoise sanctuary.

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  173. 787
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Is GF on holiday then ?

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    • 796
      A laundry basket says:

      No Sun on Sunday for 2 weeks. Guido must have been given his P45.

      PS: Check out the new owners of Sainsburys if you want some answers. Posts seem to be disappearing from this forum…

      PS: Why does this blog always reset half way up the page instead of where the new entry is added to an already existing box? Or is it just my ancient steam dr*ven computer?

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      • 802
        irritatin', innit ? says:

        No, it’s not just your ancient steam-dr*ven computer. There was a distinct change some time back.

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  174. 793

    Result:

    Libertarian’s should be expressing strongly on this. V. bad precedent could be set.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 800
      boredhousehusband says:

      They won’t, though… Libertarians have this odd Lefty mindset which thinks it s a good thing for people to demonstrate with menaces. And the Lefty always reverts to “first they came for the …. and I said nothing, blah blah” yet it is they who are the silent ones, whether about FGM (‘cultural’, don’t criticise), enslavemen