August 15th, 2014

Farage Confirms It’s South Thanet

UKIP royally screwed up the announcement of where Nigel Farage is going to stand at the general election, so it’s not really a surprise that no one seems to have noticed Farage has today confirmed it will be in South Thanet. The UKIP leader has for the first time admitted what we all suspected at the bottom of his column on the Indy’s website today:

“My phone was rather busy the other day when one of the members of Ukip’s Thanet South branch decided to tell a newspaper that I was standing in that constituency in 2015. The situation is that there will be a hustings in the constituency the week after next at which the branch will decide who they wish to represent them.

I have thrown my hat in the ring, but so have others, including a top-class barrister and friend of mine. It may seem silly to some that the leader of a party would have to go through the process of being approved and selected but, I assure you, rank means nothing in Ukip.

Just as I applied to stand again as a Ukip MEP and went through the same assessment as other candidates and faced the vote of the membership with everyone else, I believe that the power to select the person they will be pounding the streets in all weathers for lies with the members of the branch themselves.

Of course I think I stand a good chance of winning. I have fought the seat before and it is in my home county of Kent and an area I have represented in the European Parliament since 1999. But with Ukip members, nothing is ever for certain. And that’s just fine by me.”

The Tory candidate is former UKIP leader Craig Mackinlay


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    That does assume that the Branch will chose him.

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    You cannot barrage the Farage!

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    Boot out the Conservative Led Coalition in 2015 says:

    The other major story is the eurozone shuddering to a halt with GDP flatlining and fears of a prolonged period of deflation, that may bode bad for the UK recovery. The Sun focuses on the issue of pay in the UK with a detailed outline of how pay is failing to match the rise in GDP, interestingly it notes that the UK has added 423,000 jobs that pay above average earnings, but that is contrasted with 646,000 jobs that pay below average earnings. The Express also notes that two thirds of Britain’s workers are now working past their retirement date, and the Guardian outlines how the working poor are forced to spend half their income on housing. It’s left to Jeremy Warner in the Telegraph to outline that wage rises will be back, but on the evidence so far there is no real chance of Britain getting a pay rise. Even the Sun has a solution, and it is not just reducing immigration (the Mail notes there are now one million eastern European workers in the UK) but stricter regulation, arguing that the minimum wage could be raised. That could be neatly summed up in the following line: Britain needs more jobs, homes, health and hope, and talking of health it is now just one day to go to the People’s March for the NHS, a 300 mile trek from Jarrow to London to help save our NHS and reverse the rising tide of marketization and privatisation, the front page of the Indie and the Guardian highlight how compensation for a private provider’s botched operations will have to be paid out of NHS funds, if ever there was a time to fight for the NHS it is now, find out more from:…

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    pull the other one says:

    Fuck off Balls you arsehole!

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    Anonymous says:

    No-one with an IQ above 45 reads the Gurniad and/or the Indie.

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    West Country Tory says:

    Wherever he stands (and there’s a reference to Thanet in it anyway) this seems appropriate:

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    someone says:

    So what DO they read?

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    Anonymous says:

    Any UKIP MP has to be a good thing

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    Jean Claude Drunkard says:


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    A Nationalist in Northern Ireland says:

    I and those like me am a scrounger, refusing to accept any sort of welfare reform whatsoever.
    I expect the UK taxpayer to continue to finance my disloyal being, and when the rest of Northern Ireland has to suffer financial penalties from the Treasury, I don’t care cause I can continue to live a comfortable existence on handouts……..much more comfortable than I would live if I lived in the Republic of Ireland where I proclaim my true loyalty lies.

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    Anonymous says:

    The eurow is a basket case. And its shuddering to a halt. OK what is new?

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    Anonymous says:

    If you need to ask that question, you’re already in trouble.

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    Farage was right about Romanian/Bulgarian immigration says:

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    The two Muppets says:

    I think that he will win the seat with all the publicity he will get , but I bet
    that it will be the only seat that UKIP win .

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    The winning team says:

    Speaking for the majority of EU MEP voters in the UK, we hope Nigel wins.

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    Religion of peace.. says:

    That’s the least of your problems…

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    Joe Public says:

    Onwards and upwards. Stuff Spoon face and Militwat.

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    Millitwat Spinner says:

    Here, here

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    Anonymous says:

    Amazingballs !

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    Owen Jones says:

    Same applies to the writers…

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    nell. says:

    Good I hope he wins – he’ll be a breath of fresh air to a tainted and stale HoC. I do hope they’ll be a couple more UKIP MP’s to keep him company. We shall see.

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    Ee by gum says:

    What a halfwit.

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    Fuck off scroungers! says:

    I overheard 3 wasters on my bus journey this morning, mildly “disabled” men raging because IDS “is forcing” them to get up on a Friday and go and do voluntary work for their “benefits” when legs and backs are “dodgyy”!

    I turned round and said “gentlemen, do you see Stephen Hawking claiming benefits and moaning, you scrounging bastards?!”

    They were pretty speechless and with that I left the bus, with them then yelling obscenities at me out the window to which I responded at them with my fingers!!

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    nell. says:

    that is not the issue – if they’re working, living a decent life, looking after their own and not annoying their neighbours then there is no problem . How many of them are living off the state and causing problems in our schools , to our police and with their neighbours? It is those who should be sent home.

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    Dorkass says:

    In like Flynn there.

    I expect UKIP to have more MPs than the Limp Dumbs shortly.

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    Baroness Warsi says:


    Yezidi women describe harrowing situation imposed by ISIS ‘Come take your husband’s head’

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    Broken Arrow says:

    Where, where?

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    Squeaker Bercow says:

    “ISIL will collapse and be defeated. George Galloway will return to Sinjar. I have this hope,”

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    Joe Public says:

    Vote Ed, get ed. Vote Tory, get Ed (or a copy of him). Vote Clegg, get Ed.

    Anyway, up North, you’ll all be under the caliphate.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    …. will be pounding the streets in all weathers for lies

    Good show Nigel. You will make a fine MP

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    ECHR says:

    You have denied these people the right to a family life free from oppression and work.

    You are hereby sentenced to keeping your big gob shut and getting on with paying your taxes to support pond life such as these poor downtrodden people.

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    Dawn Rayd says:

    No and neither would you see Stephen Hawking stocking shelves…

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    Single Seater Club says:

    If Caroline Lucas can do it in Brighton so can he on Thanet.

    UKIP are now on the verge of equalling the Greens for political power. Woo-hoo!

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    Handycock from the Priory Clinic at £700 a day says:

    I am glad he is not standing for Portsmouth South, that leaves the coast clear for me to be the UKIP candidate. All I have to do now is persuade UKIP to let me join them. Grand Master can you help please? Boaz.

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    Those are the very kind of statistics which would induce transient myopia in most EU fonctionnaires eyes.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Gates of Vienna says:

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    Can that Salmon cannon be modified? says:

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    snugglepuss says:

    Labour candidate is Will Scobie – a spotty oik who’s grand-daddy is a leading light on the corrupt, homophobic Thanet Council.

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    David Cameron says:

    Tell me what your concerns are, and I will get a scriptwriter to create a speech that will appease you.

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    Millitwat Spinner says:

    In the nuthouse

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    Racist Watch says:

    UK govt: We must arm the Kurds to fight the Islamic terrorists (ISIS)
    US govt: We must arms the Kurds to fight the militants (ISIS)

    Obamastan & Vince Cabal: We must not arm Israel to fight the Islamic militants (Hamas)

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    You mean lays, shurely?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

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    Sherbert says:

    Is he resigning as an MEP?

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    Rob Roy says:

    You don’t want Farage having any influence in Scotland.

    Vote yes for independence unless you believe in England first and Scotland second.

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    Winston says:

    “if they’re working, living a decent life, looking after their own and not annoying their neighbours then there is no problem “.

    Just not near you, right?

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    A Welsh Nationalist says:

    What exactly are Nigel Farage’s plans for Wales ?

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    Common Sense! says:

    Oh you think it’s ok for perfectly able people to sit at home and do nothing in return for making excuses and being allowed to do nothing at all whatsoever!

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    Mike Hunt says:

    7% of Germans are employed by the EU. How many actually work can only be guessed.

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    LibLabCon liars says:

    LibLabCon – we must arm the Islamic millitants to depose Asad
    LibLabCon – we must arm the Islamic militants to depose Mubarek
    LibLabCon – we must arm the Islamic militants to depose Gadaffi

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Because we don’t want you back again ?

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    Sherbert says:

    Excellent work, Sir!

    If these people can board a bus they can work. They should stop scrounging and sponging and start producing and doing. Make rather than take!

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    The view Australia says:

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    LibLabCon - Arse from Elbow ? says:

    Isis is dead – Long live Isis

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    Mangochutney says:

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    You do not know who I am says:

    Who is going to fight for us in Europe ?

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    Jock McSubsidy says:

    Scottish “independence” is a wind-up. They want to keep the Pound, Queen and even the Royal Mail… and wait for it… join the EU.

    Imagine if the Americans celebrated the Pound, Queen, Union Jack on their 4th July Day!

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    pull the other one says:

    Fucking right. You would have to be a cnut to vote ukip at the g.e.

    Milliwank as pm. Fuck that.

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    Lets just remind ourselves what two of the greatest Lib Dems of our time says:

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Certainly Handy, what about that villa in Spain just like yours, from your boys? Jahbulon.

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    Sir Cliff says:

    I’m totally straight, just like Liberace and John Inman.

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    The view from America says:

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    pull the other one says:

    You’re in for a shock next year labour troll.

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    Pedantic & Irritable Sod says:

    No of course he won’t be resigning as an MEP.

    He’s merely grabbing at another public teat to suck on. So many expenses, so little time.

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    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Nige has GOT to voted into parliament; if only to hear him rant at the “establishment” the same way he rants at Rumpy Pumpy and his pals !!!!

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    Five a day organic veg street football operative says:

    I know that I do a very worthwhile job paid for by your taxes without me there would be no outreach to disadvantaged yoof who cannot access organic veg and street football. Please vote Labour to keep me in this vital position. Thank you.

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    Anonymous says:

    Errr, if they are working, most likely on low wages, paying no tax, and actually receiving in work benefits such as tax credits and housing benefit, child benefit.

    Average family needs to earn over £28k pa to be a net contributer to the UK.

    It is a fact and known, that Romanians and Bulgarians have double the number of children in the UK than in their own country (high benefits..). So they are not the “average” UK family.

    Thus, your average Romanian or Bulgarian family would need to be earning well over £28k in order to be paying into the UK plc pot, more than they take out…

    Numerous articles this week to take your pick from, about wage growth being non existants and GDP per capita being down..

    How likley is it that your average Romainian or Bulgarian family is making a net contribution to the UK plc ?

    Its a never ending circle of doom and a race to the bottom. Higher taxs to pay for low wage immigration and lower GDP per capita – not smart, not sustainable.

    Vote LibLabCon for more of the same and higher taxs.

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    Fake! says:

    Ahem, they call it the North of Ireland…

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    Melvyn Bragg says:

    I find Mark Oaten’s antics the sickest and most debauched amongst humanity, a passion so sordid and debased it literally beggars belief.

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    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    Gary Bloke says:


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    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    It’s the only answer.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    It’s not your passport, it’s ours and we want it back.

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    Anonymous says:

    Which demonstrates how corrupt and unfair FPTP is…

    UKIP could get double the % of votes that the LibDims get, yet only get 1 seat, whilst the LibDims on half UKIPs vote could get 20 MP’s…

    Why is fair that the power grabbing granny selling principal forgetting LibDims hold the balance of power…

    That’s a corrupt voting system which isn’t fit for purpose.

    Hardly democracy ?

    Hardly the will of the people ?

    The UK have sponsored global regime change to promote “democracy” in other countries yet retain a broken unrepresentative “democracy” in their own country…

    That’s not right, that’s hypocrisy…

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    If LibLabCon have been looking at the UK’s other daily P’ravda…

    Particularly appropriate for the Labour party.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

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    Don’t tell them what you are going to do when leaving. Doh !

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fruit and Nut says:

    The hazel nut crop has also failed in Turkey this year causing the price of Nutella spread to soar by 70% !

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    You won’t have to wait as long – only until you wake up, in fact…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    NHS says:

    Got prostate cancer?


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    Fruit and Nut says:

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    The Gates of Vienna says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Italy about to default and restructure its debt… from the prime minister Renzi..

    Deafening silence in the MSM and BBC….

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    The BBC, MET Police, Tory Party, Labour Party, Owen Jones says:

    All seems very reasonable to us.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It looks like the Scots are not content with being cowering wee timorous beasties forever under the English jackboot.

    The YES camp have two trump cards to play which the NO camp have no defence or strategy to challenge.

    1. Only the YES camp can promise no more Tory rule from London, for which a majority of Scots didn’t vote. i.e. (no more Thatcher,Major or Cameron governments).

    2. Whoever wins the next election is going to have to make the most savage cuts in government spending in history, at least 50% over 5 years. Only by voting YES to independence can Scotland avoid those cuts by virtue of having all the oil & whiskey revenue to themselves.
    In fact the Scots can see government spending increase to the level of Norway.

    Dalek Darling and the NO camp have nothing to offer but fear and loathing, they want Scots to betray everything William Wallace and Robert the Bruce fought for.

    So Vote YES vote Freeeedom!

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    Winston says:

    Expect lots of smears to appear on OrderOrder via Tory CO.

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    It cannot be denied the LibLabCon and EU says:

    will be on the wrong side of history

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    Anonymous says:

    So many of these ultra keen immigration types are denied the pleasure of their company on a day to day basis due to the expensive areas in which they live. Is there not some subsidy available which would allow them to experience the benefits the rest of us enjoy?

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    IS-IS in a town near you says:

    Thats the least of your worries.
    1 way tube and bus ticket please.

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    Interesting piece by B’loodworth:

    However by emphasizing that P’utin is no H’itler he perhaps is exposing himself as one of the Useful Idiots he berates. (Read history more…)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    All very peculiar, Mr Salmond wants independence from the rest of the UK but is desperate to stay in the EU, but doesn’t like the sound of the Euro as a currency and wants to keep the pound!!!!, It’s all Jockanese to me.

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    Red team vs Blue team Glasses says:

    Grow up!

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    Anonymous says:

    Best of luck Nigel

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    The British media are cunts says:

    I see the BBC is bleating away again for all the dozy whores who got up the duff by plods who infiltrated lefty mobs.

    Perhaps if these cheap SLAGS had kept their knickers on in the first place they wouldn’t have been conned?

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    David Cameron has blood on his hands says:

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    Adam Smith says:

    We want a closed border and full control of fiscal economic and monetary policy so we can compete in a healthy open market with the English.

    We do not want Westminster subsidies or nuclear weapons.

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    FFSWTF says:

    Hamas are not Militants, they are the only thing the Palestinians have to defend them against the Zionazi occupiers.

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    Spec Saver says:

    Looks like Queen Elizabeth Tower to me.

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    If they have been murdered by ISIS in !raq how on earth can O’bama supporters have blood on their hands ? Illogical.


    – EU is mulling.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The MSM and BBC says:


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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Maths is clearly not your best subject. It is very simple – if enough people decide to vote UKIP, then that is what they’ll get. However, if they vote for any of the others they are likely to join the rest of us in deep doodoo. We really do need a change of leadership in this country, and a different direction, and let’s face it anybody (apart from the Libdems) has to be better than what we have suffered since 1997.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Didn’t William Wallace and Robert the Bruce spend most of their time fighting against each other? (politically speaking),

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    Starbucks Hates Israel And Their CEO Is Bragging About It

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    ISIS says:

    Thats the least of your problems.

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    IS IS - IS IL says:

    Coming to a town near you.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Or Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    I did not vote for these wazzocks. These anonymous cowards can fuck off threatening the democratically elected government. They are terrorists, not Robin Hood, and should be treated as such.

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    Anonymous says:

    Look what Scottish PMS did to the UK.
    Brown would have sold off teh oil feilds and pushed an independent Scotland back to the stone age where the Picts would be throwing you out as immigrants.

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    Exclusive! Mike Hancock leaves the Priory says:

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    pull the other one says:

    If,if if….

    I sympathize old man but it ain’t gonna happen.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    They still refuse to take it in even when it has been spelt out to them in black and white, all living in de-nile.

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    Anonymous says:

    Last weeks local election total vote share

    Conservatives 34.9%
    UKIP: 31.5%
    Labour: 12.1%
    Lib Dems: 11.8%
    Greens: 7.7%

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    Dawn Rayd says:

    Which democratically elected Goverment would that be? This one isn’t democratic or elected!

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    Anonymous says:

    Yet UKIP are polling nearly double the LibDims nationally.

    Thats deeply undemocratic.

    Demonstrates how unrepresentative the LibDims are in power, and the vastly disproportionate effect they have on the direction of this country.

    The EU must be proud of them.

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    Someone else says:

    We must arm ourselves to fight the Islamic militants

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    FFSWTF says:

    Well no, the online media is far more diverse than the paper media.
    People with higher IQs tend not to read papers at all, particularly the Tabloid rags.

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    The BBC and the Left says:

    Its there human rights, init.


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    FFSWTF says:

    You would say that, Shlomo, since you own LibLabConUkip.

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    What's his game plan says:

    Maybe once he got independence, he would change his mind on the EU…

    One step at a time for independence…

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    Raving Loon says:

    There’s no such thing as Islamaphobia, just people who don’t want to be blown up on their way to work and think the government’s job is to protect them from religious fanatics who want to kill us or turn us into slaves.

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    Shlomo Spotter says:

    Hello Shlomo!

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    Meanwhile… Not sure where anti-aircraft systems fit into humanitarian aid, but P’utin is likely to educate shortly.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Neil Down says:

    Islam has blood on its hands. All Obama has on his hands are golf gloves, lazy, troughing waste of space that he is.

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    teacher says:

    Unlike most other countries, Brits do not own their passports.
    Brits are merely subjects of the state/Monarch, not free human beings.

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    I-KIP, We-KIP, They-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    And that’s why I’m a UKIP member. There’s none of this ‘parachuted-in’ malarkey that the LibLabCon’s thrive on. It’s just a plain, simple and honest choice. Local candidates carry weight with local members. It would be nice for ‘our Nige’ to actually lose against the local candidate, as it would actually prove the mettle of our party. We’re not into ‘Party above People’ politics, we’re about ‘People above Party’ politics. That’s what defines us. Best of luck to ‘our Nige’ and the other candidate, I’m sure the local party will vote with their heads.

    Vote UKIP :)

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    Mel Gibson says:

    Perhaps as part of independence you can arrange to move the nuclear arsenal out of Scotland to Portsmouth or the Isle of Dogs.

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    We don’t want a debate on the death penalty ,just a referendum on it !

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    teacher says:


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    nell. says:

    Sadly the truth is that western imposed post-WW1 boundaries on the Middle East is slowly unravelling – Iraq, Syria, Libya, Palestine etc are breaking up into factions that existed pre-1918 and are most likely to end up with new boundaries and continuing conflict. Western Leaders are going to have to accept, after the arrogance of the bliar/bush failed war debacle, that the West can no longer impose western solutions on the East.

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    In some cases all that is needed is the rope. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Someone else says:

    I agree. Parliament is an oligarchic, unrepresentative rump. It should be replaced by a democratic system.

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    Billericay Dickey - RIP Ian Dury says:

    I’d rendezvous with Janet
    quite near the Isle of Thanet
    she looked more like a gannet
    she wasn’t half a prannet
    her mother tried to ban it
    her father helped me plan it
    and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

    and then I voted UKIP

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    UK needs to up its game a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    pull the other one says:

    Are you still gonna be posting under thst name when labour get in?

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    Democracy Now says:

    Agreed. The current government is a the product of an unacceptable system designed to frustrate and not reflect the proper expression of the views of the people.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Muzzies will certainly vote to restore the death penalty :-)

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    Ine Stein says:

    “Britain needs more jobs, homes, health and hope”

    or to put in another way: many fewer immigrants.

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    nell. says:

    How are obama and cameron to blame for this? Unless of course you are the war crazed bliar and think we should go to war again. Another war will not solve the problems of the collapsing boundaries of the post WW1 western settlement imposed on the Middle East. There are fundamental changes happening out there and it needs a wider perspective from the western world to work out a way forward.

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    The Karachi Kid says:

    You’re a shlomo too!

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

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    The Karachi Kid says:

    Diversity! It’s fucking awesome!!

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    nell. says:

    Well it beats parachuting your kids into safe seats a la labour’s bliar jnr, kinnochio jnr, prescott jnr, straw jnr, and on and on doesn’t it? labour oif course have long forgotten what democracy is all about.

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    Anonymous says:

    Poor sods in South Thanet. Now got two Tory parties fighting each other.
    UUhh!!! ” There’s none of this ‘parachuted-in’ malarkey that the LibLabCon’s thrive on” What??? Majority of Labour candidates are from the constituency they are set to fight. Check it out. Same with lib dem and tory.
    UKIP been around for over twenty years. While Labour were supposedly letting in all comers, where was UKIP to oppose? They are just political opportunists. Cant get their own way in the tory party so fall in under a UKIP banner. Still Tories. Cut public spending and remove employment rights. Maternity rights are a cost. Read what farage has said. Man will tall you what ever you want to hear.
    Political opportunist of the very worse kind.

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    nell. says:

    you could find similar uncompromising text for Christians in the Old Testament.

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    i think says:

    Every time this c*nt opens his gob, it
    secures thousands more votes for UKIP.

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    The Real English says:

    It was a mistake to have an American accent preaching Marxism to the English.

    Fuck you.

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    The Pathetic Sharks says:

    I read ze Viz!

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    Democracy Now says:

    Without parties like UKIP, Parliament is not capable of being representative of the views of the public.

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    Alex Salmond's vegetable patch says:

    Yet in Scotland, thanks to the SNP, the over-production of bullshit has lead to the price of fertiliser reaching an all time low.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Stop fucking whining you mug,

    Tory policies seem to to have thrust UK economic to the top of the league, now outperforming every other country on the planet.

    Where is Eddie Flatliner when needed for comment?

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    Student says:

    J3wish Talmud law is full of such verses.

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    West Country Dinosaur says:

    No, not really.

    Now Get Orfffff Moi Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

  156. 156
    Student says:

    The J3wish Talmud is full of such verses.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The BRICS leaders should be in talks with Erdogan of Turkey with a view to allowing Turkey to join the BRICS trade/financial and military pact.

    The same goes for Iran and the Commonwealth countries.

    Eventually the whole world should get together and isolate the most dangerous, warmongering rogue state on the planet, The USA.

    After one months grace, to allow all yanks abroad to get their affairs sorted and decide whether to return home or apply for asylum, all trade and travel between the US and the rest of the world should be ended.

    Mexico and Canada should close their borders with the US.

    Send the US to economic Coventry :-)

  158. 158
    Student says:

    They could justv as easily be Palestinian Christian children killed by the IDF.

  159. 159
    Looking back in Ongar says:

    History has no sides

  160. 160
    Tory tactician says:

    Fuck off – the tories cannot win

    if you want to keep Labour out, get all your tory bumsex chums to vote UKIP

  161. 161
    The Karachi Kid says:

    You’re a shlomo too :)

  162. 162
    Proctologist - I've seen the damage that can be done says:

    If Labour get in, it will be because bumsexers like you voted for a bumsex tory.

    Vote UKIP, don’t be an arse bandit.

  163. 163
    'andjob chowder says:

    it must be something to do with the murdering and raping?

  164. 164
    anon says:

    When was the last time you saw a back-wheel-skid chop off someones head in central London? Student wanker.

  165. 165
    Cameron says:

    Excellent post – have some more bumsex

  166. 166
    China says:

    …erm hmm!


  167. 167
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Youv’e spotted it Salmon & Sturgeon, the best double act at the Fringe are actually just a thick pair of attention seeking c*nts (who will get what they really want, DEVO MAX and the continuation of loads of Barnett formula dosh).
    Come to think of it, who are the REALLY stupid ones?
    Don’t wait for the vote, declare English independence, leave the Scots to their European destiny and put Trident in the Essex backwaters, job done.

  168. 168
    OFSTED says:

    Get back to class you lazy fucking useless marxist twat.

  169. 169
    Winston says:

    Blair, Campbell and the rets of New Labour and their clones amongst the Tories share the blame. They invaded Iraq on lies, broke up Libya to Islamist nutters, wanted to bomb Syria to let in the Islamists and have sponsored these people to undermine regimes that don’t follow their policies.

    Now we see the consequences. Islamists running riot and murdering children and a Western public that does not trust its leaders or the media.

    This is why the Police collude with the political elite of LibLabCon to manipulate the media. Headline news at the moment: Cliff Richard may have touchedup a boy 30yrs ago.

    Vote UKIP for change and common sense.

  170. 170
    Lecturer says:

    So fucking what?

  171. 171
    Winston says:

    Yes, a photo with no context. Could be anywhere and anyone’s. Are you paid to smear Russia?

  172. 172
    Lecturer says:

    You raise an important point, anon.

  173. 173
    Lecturer says:

    Or Israeli childrenm, victim of Moslem rockets.

    That means there’s a 2:1 probablity that Moslems are the murderers.

  174. 174
    Dangerous Brian says:

    However, if you would like a new pair of tits to help deal with your self esteem issues then please come forward.

  175. 175
    Putin on the Ritz says:

    Smearing – ROFL

  176. 176
    One votes UKIP says:

    Indeed – Farage is a great leader because of his willingness to let others stand against him.

  177. 177
    The Elders of Z'ion says:

    What utter rubbish…WE own the western media !

  178. 178

    Check the source, and the denials from R’ussia ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Silence from the traitourous LibLabCon…

  180. 180
    English Nationalist-I'm bad, but Plaid and the SNP aren't says:

    The temerity of you quoting ‘Democracy’ when it was Brown who signed-off the Lisbon Treaty, without a Referendum, is breathtaking. I’m half Jock, and I want Scotland GONE. If your clown outfit seem to think that they can miss the cuts that are coming, then more the fool you. Whisky, North Sea Oil, Etc. LOL. Bollocks. You’re just as delusional as Labour are with their Banker’s Bonus Tax. PS. Stop your scummy MP’s voting on English only matters, arsewipe.

  181. 181

    @12:23 pm – A good answer from 12:45 pm.

    It is ‘if’ not ‘when’.

    I don’t know and you don’t either. But the difference is that I believe in something. Your “least worse” strategy confines you to eternal chains.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  182. 182
    Koba says:

    King Harold put the Men of Kent in the front line to meet the French at Hastings, he argued that their performance at Stamford Bridge just a few days before had earned them that right.

    Farage has acquitted himself well in Europe and it’s now time to bring the fight to Westminster where the battle needs to be fought.

  183. 183
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…

  184. 184
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…

  185. 185
    I-KIP, We-KIP, They-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    I’m an ex-Libdem. So it’s back to the Drooling Board for you sunshine. Also, Pensions, Health Care, Wages and Better Services all sound good, but when you cannot physically PAY FOR ANY OF THEM, all they are are empty words. The UK’s Debt stands at £1,309,615,999,555.00 You, you fucking imbecile, have NOTHING to offer to even halt its rise, no matter trying to reduce it. Typical Socialist simpleton, living in a ‘free money’ cloud cuckoo land.

  186. 186
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…
    Vote ISIS

  187. 187
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…
    Vote ISIS

  188. 188
    Racist Watch says:

    FFSWTF = fascists for serving western traitorous f*ckwits

  189. 189
    Best think again buddy, it is happening... says:

    Errrrmm EU MEP elections ?

  190. 190
    LibLabCon - no thank you says:

    LibLabCon have but a fag paper of difference between them…

    Yes, they sound different, yes Ed and Dave look a bit different, but in reality, will tax and spending plans be very different, will our relationship with the EU be different…

    Will any of the LibLabCon do much different from each other, or will they all continue to erode the soverignty of the UK until there is fcuk all left.

    Voting Lib, Lab or Con aint gonna change anything and is simply more of the same.

    We can safely say, we want none of the above.

  191. 191
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…
    Vote ISIS

  192. 192
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your problems…
    Vote ISIS

  193. 193
    Silence from the MSM and BBC says:

    Do we need more foreign workers to carry out the jobs that Brits can’t or won’t do? From April to June this year 25 per cent more Romanian and Bulgarian workers came to the UK than in the same period last year.

    We know that unless we leave the EU, we cannot limit the number of Europeans coming to work in Britain. David Cameron says he wants to stop benefit tourism, but seems happy enough to welcome “hard-working”migrants coming to the UK to get jobs. Labour and Liberal Democrat politicians take much the same line: if the people coming to our shores want to work hard and get on, we should welcome them.

    But at what cost? Making indignant noises about the relatively small number of work-shy, benefit-sponging immigrants just distracts attention from the fact that most “hard-working” immigrants are also entitled to wage top-ups, child tax credits and child benefit. As the think-tank Migration Watch has pointed out, the “contribution” of foreign workers to the UK economy may not be as positive as politicians like to imply – even before we consider the extra burden on schools, hospitals and social services.

    For example, a single man with no children earning the minimum wage has his pay of £184 a week raised to £254 by tax credits and housing benefits. If he has a wife and two children, this is boosted to £543, so that welfare payments make up 66 per cent of his £28,241 annual income.

    The UK currently spends around £30 billion a year on tax credits. According to the government’s Migration Advisory Committee, £5 billion of that is paid to foreign nationals.

    Leaving the EU would at least give us the opportunity to control the inflow of foreign workers, limiting permission to those who fill a genuine skills gap and whose wages would not need topping up. It’s crazy to pull in huge numbers of foreign nationals to carry out low-skilled, heavily subsidised work.

    Of course the scandal of subsidised wages is not restricted to migrant workers; it’s also the flip side of this week’s record employment figures. We may have fewer people out of work, but that doesn’t mean we are shrinking the welfare state: the cost of tax credits and housing benefits continues to rise. As Labour’sRachel Reeves pointed out this week, nearly a million British workers are now claiming housing benefit, a figure that is projected to reach 1.23 million by 2019, costing £10.8 billion a year.

    Nowadays, having a job doesn’t mean an end to dependency. Far from it. In fact, it means that millions of families take home more in benefits than in wages. Add to this the perpetual dependency of a migrant workforce and it’s not hard to see why the UK continues to sink under the weight of its benefits bill.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel is one of the best public speakers this country has.

  195. 195
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  196. 196
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  197. 197
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  198. 198
    Silent Majority says:

    Go Nigel!

  199. 199
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  200. 200
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  201. 201
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  202. 202
    The Karachi Kid says:

    Oy Vey! Ve Shlomos like pretending to be arabs in our false flag attacks!

  203. 203
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo!

  204. 204
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo!

  205. 205
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo!

  206. 206
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  207. 207
    Winston says:

    Where’s you coverage, or indeed the MSM’s, of Ukraine bombing their own civilians?

  208. 208
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  209. 209
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  210. 210
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Like the IDF? Though they mainly tend to murder because they already shag each other.

  211. 211
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  212. 212
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    You are being anti-semitic against Marx and Ed Milliband, Shlomo you Hypocrite!

  213. 213
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomosteins!

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Nell,it won’t matter if he does win.Bercow will make sure he doesn’t see him.

  215. 215
    HasbaraSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomostein!

  216. 216
    The religion of peace says:

    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote IsIs.

  217. 217
    The religion of peace / piss says:

    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS.

  218. 218
    The religion of peace says:

    Hi to you too.
    As I say.
    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  219. 219
    The religion of peace says:

    Hi to you too.
    As I say.
    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  220. 220
    The religion of peace says:

    Hi to you too.
    As I say.
    That’s the least of your worries.
    Vote ISIS in a town near you.

  221. 221
    Spartacus says:

    what is this map with spurious numbers all about?

  222. 222
    Reverend Flowers (former Co-op) says:

    I would like a villa in Spain too Handy and a local charlie dealer please. Boaz.

  223. 223
    The religion of peace says:

    Vote ISIS in a UK town near you.

  224. 224
    The religion of peace says:

    Vote ISIS in a UK town near you….

  225. 225

    Ukraine are not.

    Those who are on the receiving end are terrorists who have tried to illegally secede.

    They are being very careful to avoid killing innocents who are being used as human shields by the R’ussian backed terrorists.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  226. 226
    The religion of peace says:

    All very interesting, but that really is the least of your worries.

    Vote ISIS in a UK town near you.

  227. 227
    Increasingly vocal majority says:

    We agree.

  228. 228

    They are neither Bulgarians nor Romanians but gyppos that the Romanians have taken the opportunity to rid themselves of .

  229. 229
    David Millipeed says:

    So you say he’s standing in Sanet Ed? Where is Sanet? You need to send a force to sort them out brother.

  230. 230
    The Karachi Kid says:

    Karachi is not in an arab state you ignorant shlomo

  231. 231
    The Karachi Kid says:

    You’re the real IDF, all this “shlomo” business is just a double-bluff.

  232. 232
    inside out says:

    Also the Government admitted that the majority of Romanian and Bulgarians working in the UK are freelance.By being self employed that entitles them to housing and other benefits,selling the Big Issue is counted as being self employed.

  233. 233
    inside out says:

    They get free bus pass if over 60yrs old.

  234. 234
    Jimmy says:

    He is merely responding to popular demand. Everywhere he goes he hears people shouting “Kent”.

  235. 235
    Johann Lamont says:

    Bye Nige
    It’s all yours below the new border
    I’ll be changing to YES soon.
    Lancaster field and Clair Ridge another Billion barrels

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    “Farage Confirms It’s South Thanet”
    whilst waving vaguely toward Westminster. Seems his untested ideological theories are as questionable as his spacial awareness.

  237. 237
    Cov Kid says:

    Leave off Cov…muppets

  238. 238

    Good look to him!
    About time the antiquated Westminster system got a rocket up the backside.

  239. 239
    Barracco Barner says:

    Go Nige! Nil carborundum illegitimi!

  240. 240
    Barracco Barner says:

    Reasoned, cogent and erudite as usual! Cupid stunt!

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