August 15th, 2014

Beeb Cliff Spin Mystery

Earlier today, the BBC’s “head of newsgathering” sought to counter speculation about how the Beeb managed to get camera crews down to Cliff Richard’s apartment in time to film the police walking in:

This afternoon, South Yorkshire Police released this statement:

“When a media outlet contacted SYP with information about an investigation, we took the decision to work with them in order to protect the integrity of that investigation.

“Since the search took place a number of people have contacted the police to provide information and we must acknowledge that the media played a part in that, for which we are grateful.”

‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s all this then?


  1. 1
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Disgusting What!

  2. 2
    Piss-poor Comedian says:

    Perhaps we should disband the SYP and just let the BBC get on with it

  3. 3
    Jacko says:

    Where is Hacked Off when you need them?

  4. 4
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that the BBC never notice all the nonces within its ranks.

  5. 5
    The Growler says:

    Lasses seemed to like Harry Webb, the fellas weren’t too chuff with him that’s going back years, still in those days there weren’t many British pop singers, he aped Elvis Presley as did quite a few others, personally I didn’t think he could sing then and still don’t think he can sing now.

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    Guardian Ethnics Committee says:

    We don’t comment on other media organisation news gathering

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    SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

    So now we have emerging precedent that you can use the media to turn your investigation (or fishing expedition) into a story to generate leads.

    Go on, pick a celeb. Any celeb….

  8. 8
    BBC spokeperson Toynneebbeee (Ms) says:

    The film we were able to show came from the CCTV cameras

  9. 9
    Nonce Squad says:

    Guardian and Hacked Off strangely silent

  10. 10
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    In Iraq.

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    The BBC are cunts says:


  12. 12
    Sir Stiff Prickhard says:

    I say young man , do you like my bottle ?

  13. 13
    Some Lefty Dickwad who sucks moslem cox says:

    No one has said “shlomo” for at least 3 seconds.

  14. 14
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    That looks like it’s flat-lining to me.

  15. 15
    Inspector Knacker says:

    Is the European Arrest Warrant still in operation?

  16. 16
    Grand Mufti Diver says:

    Hasbara shill

  17. 17

    The mystery is ,how can searching a house possibly shed any light on an offence that may have been carried out about 30 years ago ?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Living Doll says:

    Help! Let me out!

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    Whitestones says:

    What have we here then?

    “South Yorkshire Police would not say whether the callers included more alleged victims, or whether they were potential witnesses.

    The force also admitted it had “worked with” the BBC in advance of the raid on Sir Cliff’s flat in Berkshire, resulting in the BBC having a news crew at the property when police arrived and a helicopter hovering overhead.”

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    Paniagua says:

    Did the BBC get wind of it at the Spartacus Club AGM?

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    Cliffs notes says:


  23. 23
    BrownBrittanMandlescum says:

    It bloody stinks, all those press bleeders and a bloody helicopter. I wonder what’s going on while this is in the news?

    I reckon Cliff is innocent and should be allowed to have privacy until or if charged.

    Why don’t they go for the Elm Guest House bastards?

  24. 24
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    The only jobs being created are minimum wage , part time shite jobs topped up by benefits , making Daves chum,s much richer
    That is why average earnings are falling
    Vote Ukip !

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    Anonymous says:

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    william says:

    Who gave the story to the ‘media outlet’? Not SYP, then it must have been the ‘victim’ of Cliff Richard, who doubtless is trying to sell his ‘story’ to ‘Fleet Street’. How can SYP take seriously the story of one man and an incident that allegedly took place in 1985?

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    Witty Moniker says:

    You’re right Ed – that’s definitely a flat line on top of the UK bar on that chart!

    Vote Labandwagon!

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    In house Plod says:

    So why didn’t the plod just put out a statement, ” Anyone with any information please contact BBC crime watch”?

  29. 29
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Why cant people get cancer treating drugs on the NHS

    1 because we give £55 million a day to the EU
    2 because we spend billions fucking about in other peoples wars
    3 because we invite all the worlds vermin to come and live here on benefits
    4 because we allow our nair do wells to breed uncontrolled at tax payers expense
    5 because our politicians steal millions every year in expenses

  30. 30
    Witty Moniker says:

    So UKIP would ban part time employment and hike the minimum wage? Riiiiiight.

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    Inspector Knacker says:

    Spot on, and even then, they’re being taken by Eastern Europeans. Who will ignore not having legal breaks, work a few extra hours overtime for free and live 12 to a mattress.

  32. 32
    Senior BBC Executive says:

    It is very important that we divert attention from the Saville, Hall, Harris business to some convenient third party. We place no bar on how this is done.

  33. 33
    Get us out of the EU says:

    We are being flooded by immigrants who are driving down wages, being subsidised by the taxes of British families and pushing up rents and property prices in the SE. Productivity is going nowhere.

  34. 34
    Kay Burley says:

    The plod informant must have told his BBC handler well in advance. A full outside broadcast unit complete with camera Chopper takes quite a bit of organising.

  35. 35
    The Polish Government says:

    Yes. We have extradicted a number of people from the UK who left for London without completing their hire purchase payments on their outdated TVs.

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    Hacked OFF (affiliated to the BBC and Guardian newspaper) says:

    No comment.

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    Speculant says:

    The little boy who described in detail Mr Michael Jackson’s secret door through to his playroom and its contents probably assisted in whichever enquiry was underway against that gentleman, if memory serves.

    I have, however, no idea of the relevance of such a snippet as that would have to a search of the multi-roomed mansion owned by Mr Cliff Richard as a result of a complaint by someone who Mr Richard may well deny has ever been in the place. Oh no.

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    Whirlybird 1 says:

    It was Cliff’s neighbours complaining about the racket from the Police and BBC helicopters hovering over them all day.

  39. 39
    Heil Grand Mufti Diver says:

    Nazi shill

  40. 40
    Harriet halfman and jack all woman short list drill me says:

    we have our fingers in several PIE’s

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    Cinna says:

    I seem to remember somebody called Kitty was alleged to be at said guest house.

  42. 42
    Someone else says:

    Because this government hates ordinary British people and wants them dead at the hands of the NHS. Just like the last Labour government.

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    Cinna says:

    They take the word of a woman. Why not a man?

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    Jet Harris says:

    Lord Cliffmas of Webb needs to have a word with his legal team and scrutinise in depth the warrant that was taken out on his gaff. Who was the Magistrate/Judge that authorised it and on what actual grounds.

    What evidential value is a search of a property 30 years after an alleged offence…it seems this was not even the property where such alleged offence occurred. The classic ‘fishing trip with media in tow’ hoping to find anything that may embarrass the suspect and with maximum meedja exposure to drag further ‘victims’ out of the woodwork and create a climate of no smoke without fire.

    This is now verging on witch hunt territory and if they can do this to His Cliffness they can do it to anybody.

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    Sherlock Holmes says:

    Sounds like an alias.

  46. 46
    Andi Burnham says:

    And the problem with that is?

  47. 47
    Woman who gave up promising TV career to annoy motorists. says:

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    some marxist twat says:

    My mates will be along in minute to call you shlomo, hasbara and idf

    coz there are no White Anglo-Saxon protestants left in England

    everyone is either Israeli or Moz


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    Sally says:

    I thought Cliff Richard didn’t drink alcohol.

  50. 50
    Boris Spasticky says:

    You’re going to need as many of your countrymen as you can get.

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    Police State UK says:

    It is past the verge. The plod could probably search any house in the country and find something incriminating, same with a population of 63 million there’s bound to be a few who will claim Cliff abused them.

    Trouble is how do you stop the plod from doing this? no politician these days is brave enough.

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    We’re orf ona Summer ‘oliday. ennit?

  54. 54
    Vino de young Ones says:

    He owns two vin yards in Portugal. That’s his home brew.

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    The British media are cunts says:


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    I will pay £25, 000 to the person who contacted the plods on Sir Richard so I can sell the story on for £100000 and make a good profit.

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    queasy says:

    You seem to take an unhealthy interest in the detail

  59. 59
    Market Trader says:

    Anybody wanna buy 1,000 Cliff Richard 2015 calendars? Cheap.

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    Occum's Ladyshave says:

    It is possible that the police are lying. It is also possible that the Beeb are lying. Given the track record of both, however, it is more than likely that both organisations are telling fibs.

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    Boris Spasticky says:

    Mmm, болшие сиськи!

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Many years ago I had a mate from Blackpool who knew the Nolan Sisters at the time they were appearing in some show with Cliff. He told me the sisters had asked him if he was gay or what. His answer was, “I’ve tried both and didn’t like either.”

  63. 63
    Wineoclock says:

    Alas, Cliff’s wine will never quite taste the same again…

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Is there any other capitol city in the world where “Ordinary hard working people” have to pay or get fined just for driving in its streets ?

    Democracy ,and freedom My Arse

  65. 65
    So it goes says:

    Yep. You can’t trust anyone anymore.

  66. 66
    Grand Mufti Diver says:

    I hope heads will roll at the BBC.

    And ITV, CH4, Morrisons, Asda (oh no not Asda sorry), RBS, Surrey , Europe.

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    Charles Hawtrey says:

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    Cage rattling, anyone? says:

    Cliff Richard bought the place many years after the alleged assault which took place in Sheffield. So, the police were either looking for something else, like a diary or there is a more recent allegation not yet being leaked about they are also looking into.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Plod were on a fishing expedition to see if they could find anything in a
    search . It looks like a celebrity witch hunt hoping to turn something up.

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    Calm Down says:

    conjestion is actually quite common these days, as are toll roads.

  71. 71
    Calm Down says:

    *conjestion charges* that should be

  72. 72
    Seaside Special says:

    Knew the Nolans eh? Lucky sod.

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    Classic Mail…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    BWs 'GP' says:

    Have you been for your ‘flu’ shot yet BW?

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    Manon_des_Source says:

    At least Cliff can’t make the mistake of employing Max Clifford.

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    Anonymous says:

    Both statements are correct. The original information that gave the BBC the story obviously did not come from the police. Undoubtedly the BBC went to the police with what they had been given and a deal was struck in that they would not run the story; but would be told when CR`s flat was to be raided. As a consequence of all the media coverage it would appear more potential victims may have come forward. If Yorkshire Police had only one complaint that would a been a non runner. Now with the potential to dig deeper they may have enough to proceed to court. time will tell. It will be interesting to see if Cliff comes back to the UK where he would obviously be arrested and given bail conditions preventing him for leaving the UK until all of this is over. I bet his legal team is working 24/7 on this one.

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    Feminist says:

    Saudia Arabia you pig.

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    Evidence doesn’t plant itself, you know.

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    Charles Hawtrey says:

    oooh hello

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    JFT96 says:

    Us in Liverpool know all about the practices of SYP.


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    Charles Hawtrey says:

    it’s a true cliff hanger………..

  82. 82

    Sir Cliff gave me a tube of Spangles once and asked me if I liked Dinky Toys…..but that was in a previous life.

  83. 83
    Free_Da_Max_Uno says:

    its all happening at the other end of town…

  84. 84

    Typically bloody Russians with surface-to-air missiles: you can never find one when you need one.

  85. 85

    Life, eh? One moment you’re down, then you’re up.

  86. 86
    JMM5AM says:

    Looking at reducing in work benefits might be a better solution. The tax payer is subsidising employers and sheltering them from the need to innovate and improve productivity as their cost of production is kept artificially low.

    Another Brown disaster kept in tact by Cameron.

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    Free_Da_Max_Uno says:

    Im in the mood…..

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    But there were more than two Nolan sisters…

    I’ll get me coat.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Spacker Brown says:

    Abolish the licence fee.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Aye when they were fit.

  92. 92
    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    …Deputy Heads surely?

  93. 93
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    There was even a brother – young Jim.

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    He sucks?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  95. 95

    Someone is going to get a jolly good talking to:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

  97. 97
    Fred Dibnah says:

    Was that broadcast at 7.30pm on ITV?


    Though I did like regularly seeing Maggie O’Neill & Greta Scaachi’s knockers in those long gone permissive times.

  98. 98
    Julian Clary says:

    …should I really bother doing a chopper gag?

  99. 99
    David Icke says:

    …tell me more.

  100. 100
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Not long after he brought this excellent single out. Still sounds good.

    I do hope he gets off….. er, is innocent.

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    Sue Myarsoff says:

    Le0n Brittan, Peter B0tt0mley, Peter Mandleson, Michael Gove, Michael Portillo, Derek Laud and all the other guests of the parties in D0lphin Square. What happened to Cameron’s inquiry into ALL the nonces in Parliament? It all seems to have gone rather quiet, my guess would be the secret services are busy having any victims sectioned while the thick as pigshit public get all mouth foamy about the next big distraction. Nothing will happen to Cliff, he’s too well connected, just like how Ken Barlow got off. That fucker is guilty as sin and a right evil bastard.

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    It's a tax by another name says:

    Why do they charge for congestion? Now to use an empty road I can see the point in charging.

  104. 104
    Dave's mincers says:

    Better than Gay Dave’s admirers.

  105. 105
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    All day on Sky news they are now demanding that they should be allowed to play football in the premiership , as they are as good if not better than the players we already have

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    It just means Putin is a TiT

  107. 107
    George"The Twat" Galloway says:

    The letter from a J*wish man living in London you must read today

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    NO SEATS NIGEL says:


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    Boris Spasticky says:

    What’s with all the badgery? The only thing I want to see on a copper are the numbers on his epaulettes.

    Is that a Koran in his right pocket?

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    Big D says:

    Its a fishing expedition and really not right even if they have a complaint to deal with.
    The only reason the police do this is surely that they have little evidence presented but they hope that if they make the search public that ” others ” will come out of the woodwork ( often fantasists or those looking to make money out of something that till now they have disregarded ) to give them a case.
    Its abhorent and deeply offensive in what is supposed to be a country where you are innocent until proven guilty.
    Guilty or not Cliff Richard should not be at this stage a man marked out by the press and media .
    Its for the courts to metere out justice .

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    Something rather formulaic about this.

    Raid a property for no clear purpose. Have the media present. If the subject is rich enough, remarkable things happen to other people’s memories. Once there are around ten such potential ‘victims’, a case can be brought on strength of numbers.

    Uncorroborated evidence from those who were infants at the alleged time will trump any other evidence, even if it is shown to be mistaken. Yet it is likely to be taken as constituting proof beyond reasonable doubt. Presumption of innocence is forgotten.

    A financial windfall awaits anyone who puts in a claim. There is no downside to this ‘so as not to discourage victims’.

    One does not have to take sides in this issue (none of us know anyway!) to see that the potential for mistake is huge.

    Yet the formula is working and being peddled by the police for all it is worth.

    When the entire male population of the UK is imprisoned, then no doubt they can start on the women.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    I have noted your comments! Ha! For every comment you make a note I will take and in the end it is you shlomos who will tire.

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    Boris Spasticky says:

    Is that a k*r*n in his right pocket?

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    @SC – Part answer to why G’reek feels positively about R’ussia:

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Cultural Nightmares says:

    How are the BBC or any of the British media going to report the fate of New Zealand’s next Maori king? Just uttering his name in public here will land you in prison…

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    As we enter shabbat, here’s a beautiful version of ‘Shalom Aleichem’ by official3b4jhoy: …”<Lovely

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    The mighty fine one on the left (not that I’d kick any of them out of Ukraine!) is the model Anastasia Petrova @NastyaPetrova

    woof, woof

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    Can cliff really sing. Can Britney sing, No. Listen to the real Britney at 1.40 minutes in.

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    Roger Gimp says:

    apparently he nicked some kid’s jammy dodgers — sucked someone’s sherbert dab when they were’nt looking and kicked a dog that was rogering his left leg … all whilst he was reading a lesson at the billy graham gig

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    Getting warmer:

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Will says:

    Glad you posted this guido as I quoted from the mail this morning how much notice did the bbc have in order to hire a helicopter to film the raid. Strangely the bbc put this down the order this evening. It does sound like a high profile raid to see if others come forward to make a case. Unlike dave lee travis, bill roach and a few others the plod have taken on, in this case cliff has the financial resources to challenge this and buy good legal advice.

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    Anonymous says:

    Serves him right for singing at Wimbledon, the spectators were pissed off enough with the rain without having to listen to that tuneless twat

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    Roger Gimp says:

    can you imagine writing a diary and leaving it around for 30 years … no exactly only a daft bat would do that

  124. 124
    Roger Gimp says:

    not unless you get there first it doesn’t

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    As I suggested.

    Putin being so devout must be a big help. Now, just remind me, what was his job when in Leningrad?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    knobnuts says:

    he told me to shove my dinky toy where the sun didn’t shine

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    Tell the truth and shame the devil says:

    Irrespective of the Cliff R case, someone really needs to make a formal complaint about police behaviour in cosily involving the BBC.

    And then a formal complaint to the BBC about it cosily becoming the tool of the police.

    Isn’t it reassuring to know that our taxes and licence fees are so well deployed?

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    DCI Gene Hunt says:

    Deal struck you say ? The BBC should have been told that if any of their cu nting journo’s came so much as a mile from a Police Operation, they would be arrested for obstructing the course of justice and thrown in the fucking jail for the weekend. The Police are soft bastards these days.PS whilst they were at it the Beeboids should also have been informed that they could expect a visit any day themselves re what they knew about Savile and while we’re at it the misappropriation of public funds resulting from all the magnanimous pay offs they’ve given out recently. Fuck them !

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    Mummies bloomers on my head in wonga wonga land says:

    Don’t be daft! ;)

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    Well said. The Police are led by wankers these days.

  131. 131
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Mummies bloomers on my head in wonga wonga land says:

    Be daft!

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    ron Vibbentrop says:

    It’s a bit like the ticket inspectors, they all look the same.

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    One wonders just how much money changed hands ?

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    Big D says:

    How can this be right .
    The man hasnt even been arrested or questioned under caution but the plods are telling the world what they are investigating him for , bloody disgrace .
    If I were him Id stay put in Portugal and get the best that money could buy onto the SYP force .
    The cops really are becoming the bad guys now you wouldnt trust them to talk to next doors cat.

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    inside out says:

    They will definitely hack him off.I understand the Sun are offering them as readers special.

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    dirty little sod says:

    exactly I mean to say someone rogers you senseless … it was years ago .. I sat on it by mistake .. I was wearing my swimming trunks but they fell off when I dived in .. its just a blur now

  138. 138
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Katie did it

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Putin was a Colonel, is that right Cat, of the KGB in Russia.

    Of course the Americans would never vote in a POTUS that was a former Head of the CIA, now would they?

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    The c unts have no idea how to invesigate a possible major scandal since theve spent the past 50 odd years or more covering them up.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Vote UKIP :)

  142. 142
    Deidre Clit says:

    I’m going to ring in ‘cos he told me to f off when I wanted his autograph

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    I Roger Boys MP says:


  144. 144
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Is it on the alleged VIP guest list of Elm House Just unbelievable that, if true, these people thought that hey could just get away with it virtually in broad daylight.

  145. 145
    Deidre Clit says:

    the whole family was ugly and the music worse

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    Perhaps Cameron could point out the flaw to this cunning plan ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    EU Troll

    is their ANY proof of this?

    Black boxes, tapes of communications with HQ, satellite photos?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    I mean now , not may be in the future

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    Hello Shlomo! says:

    Could be worse, could be a Palestinian getting shot by Israeli snipers while looking for his dead family in the rubble.

  152. 152
    Casual Observer II says:

    They’re led by corrupt Masons

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    Yes. A bunch of twisted metal in U’kraine, and a load of photo’s from reliable sources last night.

    NATO would have confirmed independently.

    It happened – R’ussia denied.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Just for you

  156. 156
    denzil dingbat says:

    he kicked my goat so hes getting it

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    A Former Assistant Secretary to the US Treasury says:

    Update: A fabricated report was spread by the UK Guardian newspaper and BBC that a Russian armored convoy entered Ukraine and was destroyed by the Ukrainian military. The German media including Die Welt picked up the false report and spread the hysteria. Once again we have confirmation that the Western media is corrupt and unreliable

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  159. 159
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  160. 160
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    I see sky are still paying that fat bag of shit Jaquie Smith
    she must be raking it in even more than when she was robbing the taxpayers

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    The operative phrase here is” money we have not earned” , how true, he was squandering money that WE had earned !

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    could you please poiny me in the direction of this proof, please;

    nothing on CNN,; the worlds most unbiased news outlet!

    Thank you, Nick

  163. 163
    John Noakes says:

    Yeah, but have you seen her do a tit wank?

    The best sausage sandwich I’ve ever seen.


  164. 164
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    Volodymyr Sabodan was 78 so his death could even have been natural, couldn’t it?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Senior BBC Executive says:

    And a very good thing too.

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    Errrrrrr...quite extraordinary! says:

    Coleman’s gone too early!!!

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    The US media are not covering it much.

    They are a bit pre-occupied with F’erguson and trying to not look like they should be involved with this.



    And you can check some of the source tweets on this list:


    + My TL.

    A few posted on last nights GF thread also.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Late and Much Lamented Gay Kenny says:

    I was going to be a priest you know. Until I discovered what a semenary actually was.

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    The religion of peace says:

    Rolling heads… did someone call ?

    Vote ISIS

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    World Wide Webb says:

    MORE than 100 people are set to protest as Ukip opens a new office at a former brothel in Pokesdown.

    Tomorrow the political group is opening its Bournemouth East headquarters at the former Rose Beauty massage parlour in Christchurch Road.

    Following the announcement of the launch, a group called “Welcoming Party for Ukip Bournemouth East” was set up on the social media site Facebook.

    The group has organised a protest to correspond with the official opening, which is due to take place at noon.

    On the group’s Facebook page, which accuses the political party of being “anti-gay” and “anti-gay marriage

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Cliff’s got nowt to worry about if S Yorkshire plod are on the case, they’re fecking useless … and liars!

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    RichUpNorth says:

    I looked forward to seeing Cleo Rocos on the Everett show … followed by a swift visit to the bathroom.

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    A representative of the highly remunerative Criminal Compensation Law Society says:

    We don’t like the tone of this. anyone would think you thought the aim was the criminal compensation fund, whereas we are sure this is very far from the alleged victims minds. Even though there are large sums at stake and we have reminded them often in the press.

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    Why should they not have done – if he qualified?

    George H W was head for marginally less than one year but the voters were aware of it.

    But, unlike Putin, he did not then change the constitution so he could resume the presidency in perpetuity.

    Does anyone seriously argue that power does not corrupt, and absolute power absolutely?

    Vote UKIP and see Europe! :-D

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    So fuck off with your privatisation of the NHS, Tories says:

    Half of voters happy to pay more tax to fund NHS – poll
    Public’s willingness to pay extra tax to help the NHS reaches highest level in over a decade

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    32 …twelve to a mattress? If we were lucky, there’d be twenty-four of us sharing a piece of tarmac – tram-lines and all! Don’t know when they’re well off, these soft, southern pansies…

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    RichUpNorth says:

    I’ll bet the rozzers spent all that time at Cliff’s place nicking stuff. I’ll bet they picked the place clean. Didn’t even leave him with a pot to piss in.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Cliff’s been in the public eye since the fifties. It’s not as if he’s suddenly appeared from nowhere and this bloke’s clocked him and remembered something that allegedly happened nearly 30 years ago. It’s a con.

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    Sir Jenson Interceptor says:

    There are a lot of MP’s who have bought in to the expanding private system and expect to make their own private fortunes by collapsing the system. Both Chambers are chock full of parasites

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    If Rolf Harris’s appeal is upheld, there will be screams of anguish from people who care not one wit about justice but who want to pursue any male for exemplary purposes.

    I would hazard a guess that there will be at least one person found guilty, in the current crop, where overwhelming exculpatory evidence will subsequently be found, as occurred with the Birmingham Six, to show their trial was a travesty of justice.

    Meanwhile the aiders and abettors of Jimmy Savile are left untouched. Those who used our money to act as a procurement agency for him. What an almighty scandal and abject stain on our national reputation!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    RichUpNorth says:

    It’s a sodding disgrace. Gender realignments, pregnant women coming from Bong Bongo Land, and IVF for single women … form a queue. Cancer … piss off.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Got through to the Interpeter, where the words, purportedy and apparently did not inspire me with confidence.

    Please understand that I have had a lifetime of people and organisations trying to drown me in 3 drops of highly diluted circumstantial evidence and this has left me doubtful about anything other than HARD evidence.

    I have had the misfortune of reading books and hearing about events on the radio of which I have been an insider and been unable to recognise any of the graven in stone true histories related there.

    This Cliff thing is a good example. Cliff was the only person in the Rock and Roll biz about whom NOBODY had a bad word to say.

    He may be an evil shit, BUT I will need hard evidence before I swallow;

    Of to your sight now

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    Jethro says:

    163 … well, if he wasn’t near the end, he was Volodymyr…

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Jet Harris contacts us from beyong the grave.
    Is there anybody there?
    Knock once for yes, twice for no.

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    Jimmy says:

    Cops and Journos: It’s so funny how they don’t talk any more.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Cat, do not get me wrong. I had no objection to the Yanks voting for Papa Bush, nor any for the Ruskies voting for Putin.

    I have no desire to live in either Russia or America.

    As I explain below I just want HARD evidence and I am not seeing it yet.

    Vote Jeb Bush; larf!

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Sod off, lefty bint.
    James can sod off as well.
    Oh, and “Glad i could help.” should have a capital I.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    But did he try any of the Nolans?

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    saw the stuff that you posted last night on GF. Sorry to say I found it all rather unconvicing.

    With your sources and Inside information do you have any idea when a report on MH 17 might come out?


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    RichUpNorth says:

    No, it’s a Nottingham A-Z. The only relevant entry is under S. Shithole.

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    bogtrott says:

    you can see why nothing was done by Mr Plod about the Jimmy Savile case at the BBC.Thick as theives

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    Sir Peter Hayman, member of PIE says:

    Leave Cliff alone. As a Tory voting Christian, he’s incapable of crime. Just like myself, he’s above reproach.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Cyclopean Caledonian Pultroon!

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    EU Troll

    Sorry, I do not speak Russian

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    RichUpNorth says:

    No, I haven’t seen her do a tit wank. Is there anything on YouTube?

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    Lift attendant in chief says:

    When one door closes another one opens

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    Nellie the Elephant says:

    don’t look at me

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    RichUpNorth says:

    … a former brothel in Pokesdown. Giggity, Giggity!

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    Fake Recovery says:

    That analysis ran through the hype like cold steel.

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    Hissing Sid says:

    Let’s vote for an end to a low tax selfish system.
    Higher taxes, better services, happier people. Nearly all can be winners

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    Fake Recovery says:

    The best policy would be to introduce a substantial citizens benefit that has to be earned through work over say five years. That would mean that our citizens could compete with new immigrants from the EU in terms of wages as they would not be eligible for such benefits (it would be even better to leave the EU of course).

    To some extent the citizens benefit could be paid for through a reduction in tax allowances at the lower end.

    Likewise housing benefit should have to be worked for.

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    Anonymous says:

    The NHS for any of its faults is one of this country’s shining beacons and must be defended to the hilt from the Tory leeches and parasites who simply want to profit and deny good health to all. We have low wages, food banks, poor, unregulated and scarce affordable housing, money getting wasted on nuclear weapons – we still have the NHS but it’s under attack by these parasites and must be defended. And of course we can afford it…………

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    One Law Please says:

    Do all victims of abuse get the same treatment? – 8 officers in 5 cars raiding the home of the alleged abuser.

    If not, why not? Are there two systems of law in operation in this country?

    BTW those weren’t little panda cars either were they? Couldn’t they have turned up in one minibus? Or is that not in line with the TV cop image of fast cars and screeching tyres.

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    Oh shit ! says:

    Sir Cliff Richard ‘is returning to Britain’ to face underage sex assault quiz by police as officers say more people have come forward with information in past 24 hours

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    Bill Deedesh says:

    Shome mishtake surely? Pokes up?

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    Balls flatlining hand shake says:

    UK economy now best in the world as new figures show growth even faster than first thought, outstripping US, EU and Japan

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Innocent Bass says:

    He’ll soon be coming out of the shadows

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    New Puritan says:

    Yes, Fred, the nipple count is shockingly low these days.

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    NHS, nasty, hopeless, shit says:

    I presume that will be with other peoples taxes, the NHS is just a union job protection racket, over manned with the wrong jobs, too many pencil pushers and two much paperwork and too many nurses who because they went to university think getting a patient/customer/whatever they call people these days a pot to crap or pee in, in not nursing, so they get ancillary workers in to do it, who eventually arrive when they have finished yapping on their phones with their mates.

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    Roger Dewhurst says:

    Someone in that police force should be sacked on the spot.

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    BBC News says:

    We didn’t get it from the BBC, some of our executives just happen to be on the same Facebook groups as Cliff. “Kids – Wanna meet real celebrities??” and “11 – 15 yr olds go to secret parties & earn big money” for example. Yesterday on the “RIP Jimmy Savile, his only crime was love” group, Cliff posted “Holy fuck they’re onto me my house is being rained fuck this I’m off to Cuba”. Next thing you know, the head of casting for CBeebies is on the phone and we had a chopper on the way.

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    cheche says:

    That depends on the perpetrators. In leics, Mancs, Blackpool etc the kids are duly ignored because of cultural enrichment

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    I-raq drone mozz turkey shoot>mission accomplished says:

    What happened to 6?

    Have you been shot by muzzies?

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Laugh ? I thought I’d never start.

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    Mummies bloomers on my head in wonga wonga land says:

    Be daft!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny they don’t do that to Muzzie r@pe gangs

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    Anonymous says:

    He didn’t give you proof. There is none. Just B.S

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    Andy Bumhum says:

    When was the last time you actually attempted to use the NHS ?

    Apart from A&E and ICU, it’s mediocre at best.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Notice she only appears on TV with gayers. Tory boy Pierce tonight, normally it’s dolly Dale.

    I think she hopes she’s the best looking, certainly the fattest.

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    Anonymous says:

    @Old Nick Heavenly

    There is no proff because they didn’t crodd. Don’t believe the B.S.

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    A flower that blooms tra la la says:

    Not to far away from May 2015, I don’t suppose with a general election in the offing, Cameron’s Conservatives are not trying to blind the public with hope and chance of making and keeping money they worked for in their own pockets, no I don’t think they would lie their heads off just to stay in power, would they?.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Joss Taskin says:


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    Akuba says:

    Never mind the mad, staring eyes, it doesn’t matter how much he tries to spruce himself up for the camera, he always looks to me like he smells.

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    BBC spokeperson says:

    BBC Stories Department

    We told the Police so it is worth pursuing

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    Or a boy tied up in the cellar to bugger!

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    He went thata way. says:

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    Not in the lodge says:

    Is there any other kind?

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    I-raq drone mozz turkey shoot>mission accomplished says:

    So when do we get to start on the UK?

    First up…Birmingham

  230. 230
    Stu says:

    His names Pac man. I can’t see the problem.

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    Another Headshrinker says:

    Check out Harry Roger Webb’s criminal record. Sir Cliff gets very litigious when you mention that person’s sexually proclivities and charges.

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    Marcel, but more so says:

    Looks to me like the chair has been stolen and they are only miming about it.

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    nell. says:

    Oh Dear – for all you youngsters on here I suspect most will not know who he is. But for those of us of a more mature vintage , after j i m m y (who I always thought was rather creepy), and then r o l f ( who always fascinated me with his painting shows) and now cl i f f – well it does rather feel like the beeb entertainment world as we knew it is rather coming to shaky end.

    I suspect the beeb should not be doing investigative programmes into individuals but rather an investigative programme into it’s own 1960’s/70’s/80’s history to determine what it was in beeb culture that has produced this disastrous outcome.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    MosheSpotter says:

    Hello Moshe! People should know how riddled with Hasbara Goons these forums are.

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    Every human is fallible. You and myself included. Myself particularly, I hope! :-)

    You say “HARD evidence”. That can be only be defined as infallible evidence. Nothing will ever get that strong. Karl Popper tells us we can disprove things but can prove nothing. White Swan – Black Swan refers.

    Beyond reasonable doubt is what is required in a criminal court. Balance of probabilities in a civil court. We know they often get this wrong, whether or not a jury is involved.

    That should not stop the whole process. But neither should it be regarded as the last word.

    Like you, I do not wish to live in either country though I have been multiple times to each and hope to visit both again.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    albacore says:

    Say that you were intent on destroying a nation
    – Maybe a Parliament using mass immigration –
    (Just as a for instance ‘cos that couldn’t happen here)
    Would you also not machinate to make it appear
    That any Mr Clean who’d been held in high esteem
    For decades was a villain and folks’ pasts a bad dream?

    Just asking.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Muslims need dictators says:

    So. In a nutshell. We destroyed Saddam and weakened Asad and as a result ISIS has been allowed to flourish. Dave even recalled Parliament last year because he wanted to fight WITH Isis in Syria.


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    This may come in handy shortly:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Observer says:

    Precisely. It is still a vast monolith, totally out of control and completely un-manageable. The survey mentioned at the start of this bit merely confirms how gullible the public are.

  246. 246
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Harry Hindsight says:

    It was always so obvious, wasn’t it ?

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    I was concerned that, with my above post, I would be attacked for supporting the insupportable. I am grateful that this has not happened – yet.

    However it seemed that, the way justice has been pursued in the last decade or so, it would almost be regarded as a crime for me to vent my opinion.

    Now, the DT has come out with this by Matthew Norman: , timed some two hours after my piece.

    Good for him, and the paper. I hope we get to the truth of the situation, whatever it may be, and not some kangaroo court justice which I fear will have been the reality in some, but not all, cases.

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Patriot says:

    Cameron is no lover of this country or protector of its interests. Nor is Hague. The pair of them should be impeached and held in the same prison Blair should be rotting in.

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    Ippikin says:

    If anyone doubts the ability of the BBC, then they should reflect that when the Oklahoma tornado struck the Beeb did not report it until Sky News had been headlining it for over two hours.
    Utterly useless without some magical precognition!

  251. 251
    Ippikin says:

    He may well do, loathsome creature that he is.
    What I do not understand is why anybody pays the slightest attention to him or his opinions.

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    BBC Personnel says:

    He is used to High Office; he worked out of the top floor

  253. 253
    Police Federation says:

    We will do a deal.

    Stop the with hunt for: Police Budget to increase by 50%, Mitchell to resign and a statament about what when on at the No10 gates was as the duty police said.

  254. 254
    Cinna says:

    When, exactly, did coppers start wearing combat dress as a matter of routine. In this neck of the woods it’s difficult to distinguish them from the everyday yob in the street.

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Cat, total waste of time quoting philosophers, or as I prefer to call them, brain wankers at me

    Lao Tzu or the I Ching, Mushashi or Your Heart are my cup of Turkish Tea

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    Anonymous says:

    Nissan Skyline?

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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    cheche says:

    Its to cover their inaction on this matter – look at the history of that force and we could start with a well publicised football crowd disaster

  259. 259
    Kitty says:

    Milk, milk, lemonade ‘n’ round the back is where chocolates made.

  260. 260
    Guardian and Hacked Off says:

    It is only a problem if Murdoch is involved; otherwise fill your boots

  261. 261
    Perry Neeham says:

    What’s the weather like on your planet Sue?

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    I'd like to punch those teeth down his throat says:

    Sick sad fucker.

  263. 263
    denzil dingbat says:

    same here when I offered him my ring

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    rick says:

    Don’t believe all you read and see in our MSM. Putin stands up for his country – wish we had someone to stand up for England.

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    Operation Ore says:

    Sir Cliff and the Blairs are best friends.

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    Party Time!!! says:

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    Tony Blair says:

    Haven’t I done splendidly as middle east peace envoy? Iraq is a haven of peace.

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    Ann Clwyd says:

    I voted for the Iraq war and in return I was made human rights envoy to Iraq, which allowed me to fly first class and stay in nice hotels. A million dead was a price worth paying.

  269. 269
    Melvyn Bragg says:

    I know :)

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    Melvyn Bragg says:

    You’re such a tease Kitty.

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    Hard Evidence Department says:

    that old nick likes his evidence hard ……. hard …..are you all listening ?

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    Bush and Blair's legacy says:

    Newsnight are showing the full speech Bush and Blair made to the Iraqi people shortly after the invasion began. Blair saying the era of brutality and tyranny is coming to an end and he will work to ensure a safe, peaceful future for the country. And he said money from Iraqi oil would be spent only on the Iraqis.

    And that is why Bush and Blair deserve to die an agonising death.

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    The Sa vile Channel says:

    Hello Kitty!

    How’s the Barnes Black Book?

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    MosheSpotter says:

    OMG, not another one! Bog off, Moshe!

  275. 275
    BBC Thought Police says:

    The religion of peace in a haven of peace, the misogynistic racist Europeans could learn a thing or too from our enriching brothers and sisters.

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    Dorset Tourist Board says:

    picturesque pokestown .. just think slightly less a shithole than watford

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    Teetering On Cliff Edge says:

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  279. 279 says:
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    grasmith says:

    Back in the seventies Cliff Richard kept trying to push his music in my ear.He said it was what God wanted.More people coming forward by the hour.

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    Handycock (Former Director BBC daytime club) says:

    I could not agree more, direct attention from me too. Fortunately the Hampshire police are ignoring any further complaints against me and sexual abuse. No doubt it will all come out when I am dead just like poor Jimmy and Cyril. Boaz.

  282. 282
    BBC told 12h and more says:

    Helicopter would need at least 12 hours notice to allow pilot a good night to sleep off the alcohol.

  283. 283
    cheche says:

    Do they say that ISIS are lovely people?

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  285. 285
    Tony Blair says:

    What is important is what is important is what is important is.

  286. 286
    Ms J Smith unhonourable says:

    Home Secretary but never strong enough to sack an employee who put porn film vids on to expenses. Surely a case for the CPS to take to court. Not too late.

  287. 287
    sexist brothel says:

    Never offered massages for men by men

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    first two minutes says:

    You can always be greeted by plenty of reception staff

  289. 289
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  290. 290
    SLOTGOB says:

    He’s a regular kinda guy. Honest.

  291. 291
    John Pilger says:

    Nothing to report

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    Flat lines must be the railway in Lincs says:

    And May 2015 is a General election, wouldn’t have anything to do with that, LibLabCon lie so they can asset strip , before the Russians or ISIS take over this country, well they think they will, but the English are nasty people when riled.

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Remember Charlene Downs who was murdered and believed her body put through kebab mincing machine (Blackpool) The police managed to (deliberately?) make an error when they charged the Religion of Peace men so they weren’t convicted. ………………….Funny that.

  294. 294
    John Pilger says:

    We should as soon as possible send George Galloway and his deputy Ward out to IRAQ and act as rulers of IRAQ, Syria, Western Iran and Jordan as they have the decentcy to rule Muslim and other faiths in this ruined lands.

  295. 295
    Kopshite says:

    Calm down! Calm down!

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    ‘ Those who used our money to act as a procurement agency for him….';

    While I entirely share your disgust at the general situation, I suspect that you may have got this sentence back to front. Savile’s own antics may merely have been a perk of his role as procurer to the Establishment, for which a vacancy arose once the Krays went to jail.

  297. 297
    Kopshite says:

    It woz da bizzies!

  298. 298
    Fake Recovery says:

    Well you can take off 0.5% for immigration per annum and then a lot of the rest of the “growth” is explained by oligarchs ferreting away their ill gotten gains here, which does little to enrich the general population.

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    Ditherywig says:

    The CPS have admitted that they go trawling for ‘victims’ because, with enough ‘victims’ on the charge sheet a jury would be influenced to bring in a guilty verdict. At the same time, any previous convictions must be kept from juries because it may influence juries to bring in a guilty verdict.
    This stinks, as does the fact that police seem to be carrying out searches not for specific items but as a general search in the hopes they might find something – anything that they might perhaps use against the person concerned. The police are not supposed to do that.

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    Newsnight Watch says:

    Went on for a bit…

    So what is your claim about the oil?

  301. 301
    Kopshite says:

    Calm down! Calm down!

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    Peas Be Upon Him says:

    High five!!!

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    Understand your perfectly valid point but would suggest it worked both ways:

    * BBC owned the premises.
    * BBC collected invitations from the youngsters wanting to be on the show.
    * BBC allocated tickets.
    * BBC knew about what happened before and after these events.
    * BBC colluded with Savile as he (ostensibly) brought along ratings.

    Then your point applies:

    * He was an enabler for others

    Here, pooling our points, is a prima facie case against literally dozens of BBC staff at every level from DG downwards.

    Where are the interviews? Where are the police searches? Where are the arrests? Where are the trials? Where, for that matter, is the media?

    A complete blank. If ever there were grounds for suspicion of complacency, at best, or collusion, at worst, here it is.

    And the British police, “the world’s finest”, have done absolutely bugger all.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  304. 304
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  305. 305
    Pun Fun says:

    Only if your chopper makes him gag.

  306. 306
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  307. 307
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  308. 308
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  309. 309
    Pallywood Productions says:

    i thought we pulled that one off quite well . Only problem was the lack of wounds, but hey plenty fools still believe us .

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    Vlad the judo black belt says:

    I woz right. Assad is a good guy & a blwark against ze terrorists. Heh.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    A former girlfriend says:

    keeps the same pissed stained baggy y-fronts on for weeks .

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    Kopshite says:

    OK, so they tried their best at a cover up … the fact remains that thousands of drunken scousers turned up late and crushed those at the front. Not learned anything either … they’ve done it in Greece and Chelsea only recently.

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    Sir Riff Clichard says:

    We’vce all gone on our summer holidays

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    I can do that too. They are all on my shelves:

    If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Katey P says:

    stinks to f.cuk he does. Breath like dogshit.

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    British Police RIP says:

    It’s far worse than that…the Police Force…sorry ‘Service’ are now led by Home Office carefully selected pliable placemen/women…Common Purpose drones…non white/non indigenous police groups….LGBT enforcers…anti police Commissioners/Home Secretary….and anyone who wouldn’t know how to deal with an violent criminal/angry man if their life depended on it.

    Any decent villain today will just deal in enough drugs/crime/brutality to profitably stay under the ‘community cohesion’ radar and keep off claiming too many benefits and Bob’s your sisters bother!

    Employ skilllful manipulation of the laughable crime statistics..well those that anyone bothers to report and everything is hunky dory and ok… and that massive unchecked immigration of Europe’s (nay the World’s) finest villains has had no impact on British recorded crimes figures….yeah right!

    Woe betide the keen officer who disturbs the hornets nest and causes a schism in the community…..those vexatious litigants encouraged by their legal aid hungry briefs always win out…especially when the race card is played to the nth degree.

    Not to mention the hours now spent trawling Twatter and Facearse for ‘Perceived Offences’….give me strength.

    Regan and Carter must be spinning in their graves!

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    !raq – Catch-22

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mohammed Borat says:

    High Five…thanking you…please…

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    Oh No! not another goat shagger says:

    Sod off yourself, Adul

  322. 322
    Richard Cliffe says:

    I vunder vot dee Jung vons vood make of diss…

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    The Bard says:

    There was a bloke called EeeYepBlowing Whistles
    Who liked having his bum stuffed with thistles
    -And if there were none,
    Why then he’d have fun
    Using a hairbrush with very hard bristles.

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    Херман Ван Ромпей says:

    я не говорю на языке демократии

  325. 325
    Wickipӕdia says:

    With a bit of luck they’ll combust spontaneously.

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    The tit pointing the way out of no. 10 says:

    He’s hiding in that whale.

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    Cameron the Jellyfish says:

    I’m up for an arms wrestling contest any time ISIS say the word.

  328. 328
    I Woodificoodbutt says:

    How is it possible to insult a religion which is an insult to the civilised world ?

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    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on,both.

    It used to be said that the H*ng K*ng fuzz were the “best police force money could buy”. [Isn’t English a wonderful language!].

    That mantle now appears to have been taken on by our sordid and highly corrupted “boys in blue” (and girls too of course. Got to remember the equality rules!)

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    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on.

    See my posting above at 5.40am – which your contribution here beautifully confirms that what I wrote was 100% spot on.

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    The tit in no. 10, fast running out of people to piss off says:

    Those Somerset levellers needed someone to yank their chain.
    Don’t say I never do anything to help anyone in the UK in their hour of need.

  332. 332
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and while you are at it, can we have/ask for our 100k back please?

  333. 333
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    No, that’s why they asked.

  334. 334
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Crackin’ looking girls Gromit :)

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    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that! says:

    Fixed that for you.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Does that coloured fellow on the right always travel with a police escort? If so, why – and who pays for it?

    Streatham’s finest have better things to do than traipse around after some black nonentity all day.

  337. 337
    Fred the pensioner says:

    The horse meat scandal is of far more importance to normal people than all this Ukraine / Russia bollox.

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    sticky keys says:

    there will clearly be confusion as the householder has an aerial able to be easily plugged into the TV so the suspicion is that he sometimes plugs it in which would be illegal. In my example I have severed the cable so there can be no doubt.

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    Anonymous says:

    The McAlpine Gambit:

    “Spread false defeat to gain public sympathy; or false accusation and then arrange for it to be exposed as such – so the accuser will forever be treated with suspicion.”

  341. 341
    Vlad Putin, would-be world leader and gay icon says:

    That’s where I went wrong – I should have sent a convoy of horse boxes.

  342. 342
    Common Sense says:

    Dave’s supporters need to be flushed out of Westminster if the Conservative party is to survive.

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    “Cliff Spin Mystery”
    How difficult would it be to ask accusers and accused to submit to voluntary MRi interrogation? Since allegedly, answers retrieved from memory activate small segments of the brain. Whilst the invention and associated error-checking of tales, initiates massive computational activity.

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    MosheSpotter says:

    Hey, I’m European, it’s you who is on MY land.

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    MosheSpotter says:

    Just one problem there, Shlomo: being against Israel isn’t anti-semitic, it’s anti-Z,ion,ist.

  346. 346
    Megawhite says:

    BBC seems to be stuffed full of questionable characters

  347. 347
    Cressida Duck says:

    Name names !

  348. 348
    DCI Gene Hunt says:

    In order to obtain a search warrant the Police have to convince a magistrate or Judge that they have reasonable cause to suspect that A) a crime has been committed and B) that there is a realistic chance that evidence relating to that crime may be found at the location they propose to search. With this in mind it is difficult to concieve that notwithstanding part A) evidence of a crime such as that alleged could be found 30 years later. Thus the Police must have either more information than what is reported or else they are simply on a fishing expedition which should never have been sanctioned by the courts and which sets a worrying trend. For example was there anything of evidential value found when searching Rolf Harris’s home? Was any of this presented as evidence in hs subsequent court case ?

  349. 349
    DCI Gene Hunt says:

    As a result of what came out of the Chilcot enquiry particularly during Alstair Campbells examination, there is now prima face evidence that Tony Blair lied and misled Parliament when he said that it was ‘beyond doubt’ that Saddam possessed WMD. He should be tried asap.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whilst im not a Cliff fan,i think broadcasting the arrival of the Police to search his flat was an absolute disgrace. I hope if any charges are brought his Lawyers bring this to the attention of the judge as im sure any jury would be swayed by this coverage.WTF were the BBC thinking ?

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    EcclesMon says:

    Move along… nowt to see

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    Putin says:


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    majorfrustration says:

    Rather shitty action by both BBC and SYP – Is it possible that there were some impressive transfers of goodwill between consenting parties.

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    ac1 says:

    Keep your nhs. Its crap. Let me opt out and buy medical services myself. The tax i save will be put to far better use than paying a fat african woman to gossip over hello mag.

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    ac1 says:

    Gdp growth now solely measures debt. It just means we owe more. Its not to say were as fucked as the eurowreck but we could do vastly better.

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    Ditherywig says:

    Innocent UNLESS proven guilty, not UNTIL proven guilty.

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    ac1 says:

    Saddam did have chemical weapons. Its a medja myth that none were found. There were even recent articles about isis capturing a chenical weapons plant.

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    lefty shlurpa says:

    Suck that mozzy cok

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    Karachi Kid says:

    You’re as european as my dad’s second cousin’s clitless auntie

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

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    Angus McCoatup says:

    Yeah, and he’s been lying since the 50’s.

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    Taxfodder says:

    Truth is when you have lay about MP’s making more and more useless laws than you are unlikely to be able to shake a stick at its hardly a surprise that just about anything you do, say, think or hand signal is against some crap idiotic law or another.

    So, as you are guilty for breaking laws by default even if you are unaware you might as well say bollocks do exactly as you please and let them catch you if they can.

    MP’s do it all the time why not you too……

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    Labour controlled Islington Council says:

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    Labour controlled Blackpool Council support secret courts and stealing children from loving families says:

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    Coventry Labour Council support Death Tax & stealing elderly from their loving children says:


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    Not Shneur says:

    That’s still more European than you, Moshe.

  368. 368
    Karachi Kid says:

    you and me we’re both from Karachi ain’t we

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    St Tony of Iraq says:


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    Zillion-twillion-gillion says:

    A million dead?

    You’re hyperbole is switched to overkill.

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    Those were the days.. says:

    There were 26 of us to one mattress in my day! (and Four of them swamped).

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    whining scousa says:

    don’t mention Heysel or The Casuals

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    What they should have done was felt Mr Munro’s collar and banged him up on several charges.

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    bob says:

    so millions of pounds spent on leveson and nothing has changed.leveson should be stripped of his title.

    these people just see the state as a sponge to screw.that is how lawyers work.

    in the mean time innocent people continue to get ruined.

    britain is like the wild west.

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    Jim says:

    The report is that the Police waited for him to leave the UK. They have not spoken to him at all nor did they apparently want to before the raid. It is all very strange to have the BBC in control of a physical Police Operation. It must raise all sorts of questions about the Administration of Justice but no official action has been taken so this Standard must be OK?

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    Something fishy says:

    Cameron photo showed him pointing at a pilchard in Portugal. It must be the same one.

  377. 377
    Violent Asquith says:

    Using this witch hunt formula to pursue “celebrities” is a way to demonstrate enthusiastic pursuit of “justice ” by police authorities as well as demonstrating that their resources are fully committed.
    It is interesting that the Met has not been “invited” to apply it to our current Parliament.

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    inside out says:

    To well connected old boy,don’t go after our own,they dish out the plaudits and gold plated pensions.

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    Enoch says:

    He’s a living doll… lock him up in a trunk

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    inside out says:

    Its called PACE. Brought in by our PM Blair.The police can have any old allegations and arrest you, not charge you, release you on bail,but go through your home,bank balance and computers,looking for anything.Classic fishing trip.

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    inside out says:

    So one section of our society is above the law,how come? I don’t remember that law being passed in Parliament.

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    Tory Bare! says:


    This is all rather too ‘pat’ don’t you think?

    What better way to get the Case kicked out of Court by the Defence Team on Day 1?

    CR conveniently out of the country at the time as well – so nobody to interview at the scene…

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    The Critic says:

    If they could not establish that Cliff was out of the country before they went to arrest him it speaks volumes for their investigative powers. As others have said, it destroys any chance of a fair trial.

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    The Message says:

    sell fish = selfish

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