August 14th, 2014

Mrs Danczuk’s Now and Then Bikini Snaps

When Labour wife Karen Danczuk isn’t tweeting photos of her baps on sale at her Rochdale deli, she spends her time giving MP husband Simon plenty of support online. Karen has delved into the archives however to mark Throwback Thursday, a Twitter hashtag where people share old pics of themselves. Lucky followers have been treated to a past poolside holiday snap:

And then a more recent selfie:

Still got it…


  1. 1
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

    Would you like to become a Liberal Democrat ?

  2. 2
    Vince Cable says:

    I cannot recall Parliament.

  3. 3
    mully1 says:

    Do you want relish on that?

  4. 4
    NMP3 says:

    Woman has breasts SHOCKER….

  5. 5
    Conflicted liberal lesbian feminist. says:

    What an independent minded woman, she’s a credit to feminism/what a traitor to her gender, more objectivication of women/phwoarr!

  6. 6
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Tan lines!

  7. 7
    NO SEATS NIGEL says:

    yes i need another assistant

  8. 8
    Last Of The Summer OWINE says:

    Where are the men Guido?

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    Sunny Jim says:

    Is that the two Eds?

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    Cor blimey guv'nah, vote Liebore says:

    What a right pair of Danczuks

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Danczuk was co-founder with Ruth Turner of Urban Visions Limited, which traded as Vision Twentyone, a research, public affairs and communications consultancy.[3…………………
    While continuing to be a director and majority shareholder after he became an MP, Urban Visions Limited (trading as Vision Twentyone) went into liquidation in June 2011, and was wound up owing £222,000 to creditors, including £113,000 to HM Revenue and Customs.[3][6]
    Labour Party[edit]

    He has the kind of financial acumen that I will quickly demonstrate when I stride into No. 11 Downing Street next year.

  12. 12
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Danczuk, isn’t that the name of a Soviet deep plant?

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    Paniagua says:

    With credentials like that he should be working at a local Chamber of Commerce with the rest of the private sector failures.

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    Merde Hasan says:

    Have I accidentally browsed to the HuffPo ?

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    Grumpy old Git! says:

    Excuse me asking but what are those lumps on the young mans chest?

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    John says:

    This is not what this site is about. Even if it was chosen by those who *run* the site. There are a wealth of issues to drag kicking and screaming into the light of day and, instead, some c***’s tits. If her fcuking husband can’t reason with her and persuade it to dawn on her that the biggest tit produced by these photos is HIM, then could we at least give neither of them the oxygen of publicity and – by not publishing them – fcuk them both off to where they belong, i.e, potentially doing something more worthwhile?

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    Don Cheadle's Sports Gusset says:


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    Peedos, boobs, trivia – you’ve been in the Sun too long, old chap.

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    Blacktar badrash says:

    Have you no shame woman? Cover your face.

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    Don Cheadle's Sports Gusset says:

    Silly season nonsense.

    Can’t you find a humiliating picture of Gordon Brown or Ed Sillyband?

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    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    Woman seems to very much enjoy showing off her breasts – why?

  22. 22
    Fred says:

    It’s amazing what you get to see in the silly season.

    Meanwhile at your local mosque …

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    …and your points are?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Owen Jones says:

    Sorry, am I missing something here. I see nothing of interest.

  25. 25
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Next Mayor of Bristols.

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    NMP3 says:

    Does she “enjoy” showing off her breasts; or neck; or chin; of cheeks? Difficult to tell…

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    Paniagua says:

    As a northern lass do you think she likes her Huddersfield ?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Who, me ??? In the private sector ???? Do me a favour !!

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    It can be mathematically demonstrated that there are slightly more than one of those on the planet for every human being alive.

    Of course, it is only human nature that some are greedy… :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D
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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Whiffler says:

    Either there are two because you’re counting every individuals (however developed), or there are fewer than one developed.

    Open the box – take the money.

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    Cliff says:

    Christmas Time, vaseline and wine
    Children crying every time

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Be honest Vince, you can’t recall yesterday.

  36. 36
    non taxable pikey says:

    American Express…..

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    RichUpNorth says:

    … and she’s married to a Labour MP? What a waste!

    Vote UKIP … and you can all have a pair like them … if you want to … if you don’t, then there’s more for the rest of us.

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    Frinton says:

    Is she trying to get Simon Danczuk in as the next Mr. Speaker??

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    Rabid dribbler says:

    Well she is a local councillor in Bolton… If she was mine…. Wellll let’s just say I’d vote Labour against my principles

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    Maimed Codger says:

    Pull the Udder one…

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    Gordon McBreath says:

    I find those wobbly, fleshy, pale thingies quite disgusting.

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    Sir Young Ones says:

    Me Too!

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    If you wish to change, develop even, the terms of my contention, that is a matter for you…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jack Dromey says:

    urghhh! I hate them too..
    too flaccid and pale for me.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Maybe I am just getting old but WTF. has this got to do with anything ?

  46. 46
    Burgering 4 Buoys says:

    I hear they do a very nice moist Brownie in the Delicatessen.

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    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Is she a sexual predator ?

    Is it Guido’s case that men need to be protected from her ?

    We do not want her wandering around Westminster with serious questions like this unanswered.

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    Frank Maloney says:

    Oh I dunno…I quite like ‘em son.

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    Sir Young Ones says:

    We’re all going on a
    ‘long holiday.’
    No more signing for a,
    ’bout 10 years.

  50. 50
    Alan Turing says:

    I used to think that in these difficult times the safest way to proceed was to stay a bachelor and to be on the safe side have a vasectomy but now I am not too sure.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Just Google them, every photo is embarassing.

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    Looking at you Laurie Penny says:

    Obviously not a feminist, good to look at and knows it!

    Thats the natural order of things o hairy legged, bra burning ones.

    There’s supposed to be a bit of ogling and sexual banter between men and women. It’s part of a normal rounded personality and sense of humour which feminists don’t have.

    And yes I have seen sexual harassment by women in the workplace. The time a female manager told a male audience that “only those who went down on her would get a bonus this year!”, was especially amusing.

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    Vote UKIP :) :)

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    Phwooar says:

    Is he wealthy? That would be the only reason such a babe would marry such a fugly prick. I wonder if their marriage is similar to Sally and John’s, i.e. She shags who she likes and he has to live with it.

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    Big tits admirer says:

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    Gordon McBreath says:

    My Eye !My Eye!
    My Beautiful Eye!

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    bandom ranter says:

    woman has gloriously perfect pair of breasts shocker, unlike your tits. if that assumption about your fun bags is incorrect then prove it via the medium of photography.

    tl;dr tits or gtfo

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    Yawn says:

    Was just going to say that.
    Geedough is trying to emulate the Sun in an even more downmarket way:
    Flat chested, mediocre women, idiotic sansationalism and undiluted BS.
    Is he trying to make Murdochstein proud?

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    What you can’t get in your mouth is wasted.

    Vote UKIP :-D ( . ) ( . ) :-D

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    Sir Cliff says:

    Christmas time
    Buggery and whine
    Children screaming
    About all my crimes
    With cocks on the fire
    And jizz on the tree
    A time to enjoy
    All the boys that we see

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    The Police says:

    Just let us know if you want a heads-up on us executing search warrants. If you need to have helicopters on the scene give us a bit of notice.

  63. 63
    Sir Cliff says:

    It’s so funny
    How you’re not 12 any more

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    Leon England says:

    Well, bugger me!

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    Lord Gravel Jammer says:

    I’ve got dementia. I don’t remember anything. I’m a teapot. My middle name is tomato.

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    Bumsex Dave says:

    Can’t see the attraction of these pics myself — I’d rather see shots of the plump young cheeks of some wannabe spad that’s served his time at Eton and Brownose

  67. 67
    Diddley says:

    …you could land helicopters on her forehead.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Telephone number please. Boaz.

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    Gary says:

    I have only one problem with this – I’m not on Twitter! Thanks for posting Guido!

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    “arbitrary” – yes
    “capricious” – yes
    “illegal” – no – if sovereignty means anything any more.

    There is a real problem here between international investment needs versus political grandstanding, on the one hand, and sovereignty versus untrammelled commercial licence, on the other.

    Sovereignty should always prevail. There are other ways for international businesses to hedge against the arbitrary and capricious nature of the political elites who, for the most part, actually wish to attract business.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Harvey Proctor says:

    Don’t be mean, duckie.

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    Those Trojan Horses are rolling towards that border.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Good analysis worth reading:

    NB: Latvia and others – mainly P’oland – are already onto these aspects of R’ussia’s ongoing campaigns against the West.

    This is a more overt part of it:


    There should be real question marks over the UK political parties.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    RomaBert... says:

    Looks like a nice lady :) Thank you for sharing :)

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    The Peter Pan of Pop says:

    Hello Kitty

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    Europe is only accepting this so as it can manufacture later propaganda against North America when the Eurozone economy starts to properly sour.

    Perhaps part of pan-Europa plan.

    In any case it is dumb. Would be useful if it applied to R’ussia – but R’ussia is currently talking about exiting the ECHR.

    Aspect of TTIP – it undermines WTO.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Eat your heart out Sally Bercow, decent MP associated totty, not an old slag :)

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    Moshe says:

    No, that would be Chernobyl you knobjockey.

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    Stu says:

    Nice body no brain, must be why she married a lefty.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    All the West and Ukraine needs is a 1950’s KGB manual on subterfuge.

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    Inspector K nacker of the Yard says:

    I can’t say anything more, but we checking images in the Webb cache, suffice to say this case will be a Cliff-hanger.

    We’re also looking for a crying, walking, sleeping, talking living doll to help with enquiries.

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    But Canada is only a third country in TTIP terms.

    Is there a sort of inverted logic employed where that gives them some special edge? Why does the EU have to put their own heads into a noose for these outsiders?

    It is rather like “We must not do anything which might remotely upset the M’uslims…”

    Whatever happened to: “These are our rules, if you don’t like them, you are free to fuck off!”

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    We're all going on a bummer holiday says:

    Guido – are you sure those snaps aren’t from the Operation Fernbridge file? Danczuk mixed them up and got confused – bit like poor Rolf did.

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    Peter Morrison says:

    Haha I’m floating on a cloud surrounded by naked cherubs.

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    Recall pan-Europa’s three propaganda aims for rallying the United States of Europe:

    i) Europe’s economy will be weak is not united and European’s poor.

    ii) Europe not united will be easy prey for enslavement by the industrial interests of pan-America

    iii) To the east there is a vast military enemy which desires to sweep Europe from the map.

    Note: Pan-America – C-K’s vision was of the US / Canada and M’exico being united – just as NAFTA is doing.

    So, all three of these propaganda conditions are now primed when this is considered:

    The UK would be wise to get out sooner rather than later now as it needs to protect its own interests and be able to focus its international commitments more narrowly towards NATO.

    EU membership is an existential national risk for the UK now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Peter Morrison says:

    I’d be very surprised if “Sir Cliff” sets foot in the UK again. They won’t pursue it ‘cos he was bezzie mates with that s*itbag Blair and they used to holiday together.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    One thing is for certain is that there are way too many fucking perverts out there, past and present.

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    Putin seems to have grown recklessly overconfident…

    Too true. The Magyars have always been out on their own. Lot of ‘propaganda’ in Budapest in recent years about the, albeit terrible, sufferings under the Nazis. Exhibitions and so on. That may be deliberate.

    The Baltic Times piece enforces this anticipated situation.

    Should not NATO/EU be putting on some show of resolve in return? Theoretically, we may be able to outgun them in the conventional theatre but I can see them prevailing from a position of inferiority at this rate.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jooow Porn? says:

    Could do with a nose job though, she looks like a Arabian camel.

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    England says:

    There u go Owen u little wooftah,that’s what you are missing out on.

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    is this a photograph of one of those japanese dutch wives ?

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    Grammar NAZI says:

    Your fucking grammar is terrible.

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    Yasmin Gonorrhea-Brown says:

    Who cares. Just put your head in between them and go wubbly wubbly wubbly.

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    Yasmin Gonorrhea-Brown says:

    More like Soviet deep throat.

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    Yasmin Gonorrhea-Brown says:

    Sorry, but Dr Norks are better.

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    Squeaker says:

    I still get to shove my little banana up and down Piccadilly occasionally if I’m a good boy.

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    EU has a different set of problems to deal with vs. NATO.

    NATO just needs to improve capabilities in their members and work to maintain political support from the host governments. Article 5 is principal focus and has been under attack. (Think of the odd questioning of whether that would be honoured or not…)

    EU has got to start getting its act together in improving the State of the Union. However it not only lacks the political will, but its underlying politics at present are being driven in a very odd manner – as I have suggested elsewhere.

    Things like this in addition to the obvious issues above do not help build confidence:

    G’ermany has expressed the right idea – peace before economy, but F’rance and G’ermany are still diverging in such a way that real pressure is being put on the core of the Union.

    There was a 3 month time limit mentioned today about the length of time sanctions would exist between Europe and R’ussia: That was by D’anske Bank and its reasoning was based on perceptions of how long both sides could afford to keep the trade war going.

    That announcement was put out on RT.

    Would question D’anske’s methodology as one suspects that their reasoning is based more on gas supply reasoning and winter. Whilst oil continues to remain low (what is R’ussia’s price point ?), pressure is more on R’ussia. This winter Europe may just get by on N’orth A’frican and LNG supplies unless R’ussia initiates another attack on a gas facility or transit hub, similar to what happened in Alger!a last year, and L’ibya the other week.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    All work and no play makes John a dull boy. says:

    It’s August you silly twat & most men like big breasts. So fuck off you humourless prick.

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    Scaramanga says:


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    Handlecock says:

    I am completing my Labour membership application to night. Goodbye to the Libdems who
    corrupted me.

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    Agree that all the anecdotal signs are there in my spheres of experience.

    The Cannes Film Festival this year was a vastly scaled down affair with people coming for a shorter time (rather than not come at all). Those who let out their flats had to accept reduced rents or find they were left unlet. Of the 500 immobilières (yes, you read that right) there last December, more than 70 had shut their doors by the beginning of August.

    Meanwhile, across on the Adriatic, hotel takings are down. The authorities in Italy are clamping down on motorists in an attempt to raise more revenue. Slovenia more than doubled the cost of its vignette for those vehicles over 1.8 metres this year (i.e. camper and caravans going to Croatia) as they are now a basket case economy. Upshot? People are saying “Bugger it! We will stay put!”

    Shops in Austria and Bavaria are noticeably muted. Car parks are half as full for them as normal.

    The roads are strangely quiet. You don’t have to book a restaurant table in the height of the season – previously unheard of. All detail – but all point towards the same story. The slaves are rebelling.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    His grandad’s worse.

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    War may have just started:

    Unless this is false or there is a very good explanation.

    (R’ussia were calling for a ceasefire to allow the ‘aid’ convoy in)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Could be going down:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    and your point is ?

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    Might not be ‘the invasion proper’ but certainly some credible eyewitnesses:

    The actual ‘aid’ convoy is still halted. The column seen entering completely separate.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tom Catesby says:

    I understand Karen is the second Mrs Danczuk.

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    Banana Batty boy no like, eh mon says:

    Probably the finest hotel on the eeland, The Cliff is being hurriedly renamed….

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    Bear hug. Really!

    Last winter was a mild one all over Europe. I used a third of the gas I normally do and refilled whilst the price was depressed. It is edging up again and one can only imagine that this is led by the geopolitics.

    On a rather bigger scale Warren Buffet’s outfit is holding some $50bn in cash as they sit on their hands unsure as to where to place it. When I was young, I watched Arnold Weinstock of GEC holding on to a cash pile of £30m and thought wow! Even allowing for inflation, BH’s cash pile is huge by comparison.

    It all rather depends on how this winter goes though. The huge amounts of QE are still sloshing about in the m’arkets and tend to mask matters.

    Is Max Keiser part of the RF propaganda feed? He seems to talk a mix of common sense and horse shit. He is right about zombie banks but whatever they are like in US/EU, they will be far worse in Russia.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Alan Douglas says:

    Think I’ll stick with the bacon sarnie, thanks.

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    Chest bollocks?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    There’s more to being pretty than showing off your knockers.

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    Sir Cliff Richard says:

    I don’t like women’s breasts.

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    Anonymous says:

    Divert people’s attention away from the very plain boat race?

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    Behind the bike sheds says:

    And you’ll never run out of a place to park your bike either!

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    I'm a brest of the situation says:

    Vote UKIP :) :)

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    K’eiser is mainly propaganda. If you listen carefully to what he says – the non junk stuff – it is not exactly encouraging growth or profit making decisions.

    Some of what he says about cleaning up the system is correct and accurate, but is not said constructively.

    Some wise words from !taly:

    Now G’ermany is demonstrably contracting the real pressure to sort Eurozone out is on. Would expect this to be done badly. Increase in taxes and public spending might be the remedy tried.

    The Eurozone should just be pushed onto a war economy footing now. It will soften the shock later and give a proper head start to re-arming.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    That’s such a fetching colour for an interior door!

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    Kitty says:

    Lemonade anyone?

  121. 121
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  122. 122
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Fizzy orange.

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    R’ussian media has picked up on the story with a photo of some BTR’s (APC’s)

    Still, may not be ‘the invasion’ but certainly confirms action which U’kraine has claimed has been happening for a while now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    UK Media has picked up now:

    As per earlier report from S’haun W’alker.

    Word is that many units appear to be crossing into U’kraine tonight.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    My sympathy is with the triplets on this Earth. Oh, the humanity.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Economic Astologer-Talking Bollocks And Taking No Responsibility When I Get It Wrong says:

    The Eurozone couldn’t get ‘growth’ even if it watched a porno for an hour.

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    Broomhilda von Shaft says:

    I like wurst!

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    Melon Smuggler says:

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    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    albacore says:

    And you wondered how much lower they’d go
    Our great Parliamentary burlesque show?
    After tits, what’s their next marketing aid –
    Just vote them back in and they’ll get you laid?

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    Anonymous says:

    #NoPictures #NoVideo #NoClue

    Couldn’t find fault with the aid contents,so.

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    “Increase in taxes and public spending” is the only game in town in most places.

    What do you make of the Berkshire Hathaway cash mountain? Their shares have just gone over $200k each! The pundits have said for ages they were overvalued but they still advance.

    Consistent luck is just as good as skill?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Biology class says:

    Simon Dumbchuck’s wife has what is known in medical parlance as a cracking pair of norks. She is blessed with what the great academics refer to as a delicious pair of melons. She has what the early pioneers of research into sexuality, Masters & Johnson, termed lovely babylons. In conclusion, as myriad winners of the Nobel Prize for Science would attest, she is endowed with stunning jugs.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The valuation is fiction.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    “Multiple” = TWO!

    Are they really going cross into Ukraine with Russian Military plates?

    #58 tanks #IMFCash

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    Here are some shorts that I have seen recently:

    Europe now needs full-blown QE. Really?

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    Barack Obama’s half-truths will fuck him up…

    Peter Foster seems a good guy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Jack Russell says:


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    Martin Commuter says:

    Mrs Danczuk also tweeted a pic of Simon Danczuk’s legs, why haven’t you blogged about that Guido?

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    There are a lot of R’ussian dis-info guys out tonight on Twitter.

    They are not very convincing – but double check sources.

    One thing that is clear: P’utin wants us to see this tonight for a reason.

    Problem with those trucks: From what has been shown (pictures) many seem half empty. Odd.

    C’anada’s PM has led the west’s counter-offensive on twitter by unfollowing M’edvedev: He says no point in getting R’ussian propaganda on Twitter:!/content/1.2735489

    (Guess he gets enough through CSIS #SNARK ;-) )

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:


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    Jack Russell says:

    +1 you humourless cuunt John. Is your surname Bercow by any chance?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Moska mooches says:

    I have located that missing Russian convoy.
    Its at Cliffs house according to the Beeb

    BBC News
    Police search Cliff Richard property
    Police search a Berkshire property belonging to Sir Cliff Richard in relation to an alleged historical sex offence. Unmarked convoy arrives at estate Watch

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    Fourth, a real scandal this:

    Taxpayers’ (our) money propping up a Scottish split

    Gilligan has once again got it spot on and really shows his true worth.

    Vote UKIP:-D

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    The Ghost of Jill Dando says:

    Is it not about time that the link between my murder and the ‘goings on’ at the BBC was looked at more closely?

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    Cheesed off with Labour lies says:

    What really pisses me off is this s allowed to stand with the news agencies unchallenged. The damage is influcted right or wrong.

    The great unwashed believe this bollocks as well and despite massive falls in unemployment they witter on a our a mere few on zero hours. That’s the same zero hours that Labor introduced and still used in their HQ today.

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    Jellie says:

    Guido could don a bikini, 44 DD, and with a professional photographer, insisting on squizzing the arm pits, moving the camera lenses in close, achieve the same amount of cleavage.

    Mrs Fawkes, please, please, please make sure Guido puts it all away and keeps out of the lime light.

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    As I thought.

    Unfortunately, if you are right, and I suspect your are, it is not only he who is in trouble. It is all of us.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    There has been a big battle going on in D’onetsk today.

    Situation on ground is U’kraine forces have L’ugansk / D’onetsk circled.

    Tonight, D’onetsk burns:

    There have been sightings (photographs) showing R’ussian tanks on the streets around D’onetsk tonight.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fifth: God will compensate anyone wrongly killed with eternal life in paradise

    The Lawrences of Iraq

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll, our dialogue of some weeks ago refers.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sixth: Ambrose Pilchard Thingy

    Russia vastly outgunned in economic showdown with West

    But… Realpolitik!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    New Zealand dollar on track to parity with Australia thanks to booming economy

    This was January but, hey! They are still growing.

    It is always happening somewhere!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    This will irritate the F’rench:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    SLOTGOB says:

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    Guilty! Both of them. Lock them up!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sick of the greed and lies (still) says:

    You were looking at her forehead? How novel.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Anonymous says:

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    Definitely going to upset the F’rench:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Poor Cliff !

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is that Ann Robinson hosting Newsnight tonight?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Newsnight Watch says:

    No that’s Fi Glover – she charges a fee for giving you a gloving.

    She’s OK on radio, too stilted for TV.

    I see they’ve got a sixth former reporting on the A Level results now.

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    Fight the Flab says:

    Abbott says Ed is a failure

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    Anonymous says:

    A high forehead is a sign of intelligence.

    I have one too.

    I don’t have a lovely body though.

    Nick Clegg has both.

    I’ll stop there.

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    Spear Chuka says:

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    Say what you will says:

    The Scots will vote NO, they are all gob and benefits will stop them, I don’t think they know what’s going to happen after saying NO, it’s get your own back time, cuts left right and centre, the stop has always been if the Scots will leave the Union, if the answer is NO, they have nothing to stop anything, so it’s LibLabCon get your own back time, especially Liebour, they have the immigrants voting for them they don’t need someone who might vote SNP, welcome to England, Scotland as country will cease to exist and just become a county, no come back no calling the English, you voted NO.

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    One of those R’ussian tanks in D’onetsk tonight:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    A high forehead is a sign of intelligence.

    I have one too.

    I don’t have a lovely body though.

    Nick Clegg has both.

    I’ll stop there.

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    Mrs Slocombe's Pussy says:


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    non taxable pikey says:

    Now about all that crap on channel 4 about the kid with a hole in the heart that had to be got back to the UK because those nasty Israelis would not do the treatment.

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ummuna, you are such a twat.

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    Anonymous says:

    Pamela Stephenson.

    The best female commedienne/char of the late 70’/80’s.

    Lucky sod Billy Connolly married her.

    I like truckin’ – I like truckin’ – I like truckin’ and I like to truck……….

    Not the Nine O’Clock News – great stuff

    p.s Janet Brown’s impersonation of Mrs Thatcher captured the condescention of
    greengrocer’s ‘daughter to the nation perfectly too.

    Great Days!

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Norm Normal says:

    BBC have checked it out. They looked in 1 box, in 1 truck, in the 2 dozen parked in a field for the jounalists to look over.
    Found some sleeping bags so it’s all OK.

    Perhaps the Russians have turned over a new leaf? Perhaps they will be trying to out do the West at being great humanitarians now?

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    The Weakest Link says:

    She’s certainly doing a half-decent Anne Robinson impression, complete with ventriloquism act.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    A Bacon Sarnie says:

    Herds of Unicorns keep trampling over the four leaf clovers, but WTF is a Gordon Brown?

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    Mrs Slocombe's Pussy says:

    In a GE, that translates to a double digit Tory lead. Labour could be sub 30% and Tories at 40%.

    LDs are underestimated (yes they probably are) and UKIP overestimated in these polls.

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    Some of that article is out of date now already – Maliki finally resigned today replaced by the new KSA / !ran and UAE approved al-Abadi will be forming a new government shortly.

    The Governor of Anbar province has secured promise from the US for assistance against IS.

    UK announced assistance today is most likely to counter and allow UK to manage more carefully the campaign against IS – in particular to keep the F’rench out of K’urdistan and limit G’erman involvement in B’aghdad.

    The realpolitik is dominant here and one must not ignore the history around the time of L’awrence. In particular, the A’rab revolt that he helped to victory which ushered in A’rab N’ationalism was in part stimulated by G’erman stimulation of N’ationalist sentiment among A’rabs aimed at undermining the UK’s interests in the region: In particular, targeting !ndia, and destroying the Ottoman S’ultanate / C’aliphate.

    L’awrence saw only good for the people and did not realize quite that his was simply part in a slightly bigger game that was going to result in S’ykes-P’icot. The reversal of this is to be carefully managed, and of course it is imperative that the old enemies (F’rance / G’ermany) are kept out or at least are not allowed to screw things up.

    The primary interest is to ensure R’ussia does not get a foothold – or its incursion is weakened – and that the UK retains preferential access to resources and control over the distribution of those resources.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Rubbish says:

    It’s awful being a UKIP supporter and feeling disconnected and not knowing how to use the internet, but I felt a lot better as I used my Samsung tablet to take photos of the plants at the Southport Flower show today, I felt a bit happier and less disconnected as when I got home I downloaded the pictures to my I7 3.4gig desktop, I had to use that because I flattened the battery on my HP I5 laptop and eventually emailed some of the pictures after tarting them up a bit to friends around the world, sadly I don’t think I will ever learn how to use the Internet, so I’am doing a little bit of playing with my Raspberry Pi computer and SDR radio over the internet, Ardino Uno is next, no wonder Liebour is in the mess it’s in with idiots like him doing handbags at dawn.

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    UKIP were right about R’omania / B’ulgarian m’igration to UK:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Slappy sall says:

    I’m going on a summer holiday *innocent face*

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    Labour are fecked says:

    I still maintain while 9 months out from the election, with the crossover about to happen, with all the stuff the Tories have had to do to rectify the reign of terror,and the abuse thrown at them for 4 long years?

    Labour are utterly, totally irreversibly fucked.

    The cherry on the cake is the leftie loonys also know they are fucked. The dye was cast when red Len chose Millfuckwit and the economy took off when fuckwit wanted to emulate France.

    You would need a Herat of stone not to laugh.

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    I’m sure there is a logical reason why a woman with so much to offer has to share a bed with a rent a quote backbench nonentity . Good to see the pies are selling

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    Ed Milliband says:

    Thith ith abtholutely dethpicable and dithguthting.

    The thight of a hefty pair of ladieth hooters ith extremely offenthive to the Muthlim pothtal vote.

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    153 year old Postal Voter says:

    For God’s sake speak English man!

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    Kitty says:

    Melvyn I need piss where are you dear?

  203. 203
    Kitty says:

    No more grooming for a week or two… *evangelical face*

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    M Oaten says:

    I’m free.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    What bikini? She seems to be wearing a one-piece in both pictures.

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    Gok Wan says:

    I know darling, I was like OMG what a school rent boy error from chubby Gaydo!

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    I think advanced missile technology is the way to go and we could probably make those ourselves from scratch. With a decent production facility we should be able to knock out 100 thousand units in no time at all.

  208. 208
    Gordon McFuckwit Bust says:

    I can report that the Eurozone has a 0% increase in growth and I am responsible so I have sacked the person responsible.

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Is it coz you is a Hunt?

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Well I certainly would.

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    Slappy Sall says:

    Yeah well joking aside its all bollocks of course.
    A unsubstantiated claim after 30 years gets your gaff turned over, named in the press and TV while you are absent is completely out of order and the cops even announce it to the press to have them on hand?

    The accusation is bordering on lunacy as well. FFS I just don’t believe it and its just another star getting fitted up because they were successful. If they go for him then no one is safe.

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    zero mostell says:

    Good thing the Russians finally arrived – why did they leave it so late? Too many civilians have died in the East already as a result of Kiev’s war crimes.

    No, EU Troll, I don’t work for Russia. I am a Scot, a university professor and an international businessman based in the USA who actually works in Russia, Hungary, the USA and Israel and has seen exactly what the neocons are up to in East Europe. (Hint for the hard of understanding – its about ‘de-dollarisation’). Whereas you appear to be little more than a puffed-up armchair Joe MaCarthy.

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    Mark Oaten MP says:

    Those rounded, fleshy things. What are they?

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    they are the part of the female anatomy which are for the purpose of producing food for the baby human but which still hold a strange attraction for older humans

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    A lift attendant says:

    You must have met that woman with three boobs, two at the front and one at the back. Looked a bit odd but was great fun to dance with.

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    A lift attendant says:

    … and the Lord sayeth unto Moses, “All good people will have long noses – excepting Aaron and he’ll have a square ‘un”.

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    Also available in large:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    “Back in the, back in the, Back in the USSR”

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Did Vaz shake hands with them all at the airport?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Tehran’s headaches set to increase as heroic young Iranians launch more protests against the brutal regime (Western leftists will, of course, accuse them of being “CIA stooges”)

    ‘Youths attack Bassij base in Tehran + other reports of protests’

    ‪#‎Iran‬, 15-08-2014: ‘A group of youths in Tehran attacked a Bassij paramilitary police base in District 7 of the Iranian capital at 4 pm on Tuesday, August 12th, breaking all its glasses and windows. The youths were shouting at the Bassij members saying what are you afraid of, why aren’t you coming out? After the youths left the area the Bassij agents finally dared to come out and start cleaning up the broken glasses.


    According to reports received on Iran protest in this city, on Tuesday, August 12th, a group of Shiraz locals clashed with the police and protested the installation of a BTC tower used to transmit jamming signals. The police responded by using pepper spray and batons in order to disperse the crowd. However, the people resisted and started throwing stones and breaking the windows of the adjacent building.


    A group of youths in this city rallied outside the communications department and protested the disconnection of Internet lines in various hours of the day and night. Regime agents rushed to the scene and clashed with the youths.


    Two girls clashed with female Bassij paramilitary police agents on Sunday, August 10th, when the female Bassij members were harassing the girls under the mullah-fabricated pretext of improper hijab. The girls resisted and those witnessing the scene rushed to their support and they were able to flee the area with their help.’

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    Barracco Barner says:

    I would!

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    Owen Jones says:

    It just goes to show you never know what dangers are lurking in the shadows.

    Nudge Nudge ,say no more !

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    Anonymous says:


  224. 224
    Lurker Dave says:

    You wannabe top or bottom tonight Owen? Shall we toss for it?

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    Your Gay Loving Prime Minister says:

    I’m feeling a little kweer too this morning

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    albacore says:

    Don’t they call themselves M Ps?
    On a par with lice and fleas
    Useless, toxic parasites
    All with swinish appetites

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    non taxble pikey says:

    In March during one of the EU debates Clegg said Farange was wrong about the number of Romanians and Bulgarians coming to Britain. Seems Nigel got it right. Nothing in the MSM about the latest immigration figures.

  228. 228
    Casual Observer II says:

    Naughty – Naughty – you mustn’t mention immigration into ConLibLab paradise.


    Vote the bastard out in 2015

  229. 229
    Phil Hammond says:

    Hob Nob anyone ?

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    HEAR ! HEAR ! Vote Labour, we’ll definitely stop immigration.

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    David Minibanana says:

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    Abu Qatada says:

    I’m not sure what has happened to some bloggers on here – one can only surmise that their medication has been changed.

  235. 235
    John Prescott says:

    I love a great pair of baps.

    Preferably buttered and covered in jam.

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    Will says:

    Guido, according to the daily mail the bbc knew and had a camera crew outside cliff Richards apartment and also hired a helicopter to fly over the place and had an interview with the senior officer in advance of the raid on his home. Do you think that hacked off should be complaining about this ????

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    The first was his mother you mug.

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    Django Purveyor of the Finest Pearls says:

    She is in need of at least one string of pearls provided free of charge by myself.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Other interesting thing to note is that Burnham’s pal Kevin Lee of Lee Communications was a director or Urban Visions during the period 6 Mar 2008 — 18 Aug 2009.

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    The Radio interview they quote is a good example of the K’remlin’s new propaganda style at work.

    Russia does have a problem with production of consumer goods. Despite Communism falling and the market reforming they failed to properly rebuild their economy so as it could compete in that sphere. Instead they focused on developing infrastructure for exploiting oil / gas reserves and continued their military industry.

    That was in part for practical reasons, but more to do with the previous oligarch structure which existed under the Communists being preserved.

    With the nationalism that has been stirred up, the interviewer describing Russian honey as being ‘cr*p’ and not tasting like its superior western products is a provokatsiya designed to encourage people to accept the ‘cr*p’ as equivalent – folk being resentful of having their own produce attacked in this way. Simple reverse psychology. It may taste Ok.

    Either Time missed it, or they are willingly trying to help Russia into a position of isolation ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Esther from Primark says:

    Cliff is innocent

  242. 242
    Timo says:

    She’s fat we get it

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    Catholic priest says:

    Of course he’s innocent! Anyone who believes in god is incapable of committing a crime. Now, please drop off your 8 year old son at my house later for extra tuition in the Bible.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Unless he’s proven guilty he is innocent. One thing for sure, someone in Yewtree tipped off the media and that leak needs plugging.

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    And get Millipede who will let in even more of the fuckers to vote for Liebor. Take your pills dickbrain.

  246. 246
    Philomena Woolylarse says:

    Ya Dantchuck them over yer shouldrez when they offered up doez ya?

    This female Burke has always been prepared to offer to provide all to those who want to take down particulars in the cause of the Rochdale Labour Party, especially her hubby-to-be.

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    someone says:

    They are, but the Ziomedia never reports it.

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    10north says:

    1. ‘Arduino’?

    2. Sounds like nice kit. Jealous.

    3. [Nice… teeth that lady has.]

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    Anonymous says:

    Karen Danczuk has fantastic tits (and doesn’t she know it!)

  252. 252
    Luciana Berger says:

    Absolutely not.

  253. 253
    David Cameron says:

    Thanks to all those knockers out there.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you mean how navel

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    As the saying goes if you got it flaunt it.

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