August 13th, 2014

No Tragedy Hacked Off Won’t Exploit

Hacked Off would never exploit a tragedy to launch an opportunistic PR campaign to promote themselves in the media, would they? Arriving in journalists’ inboxes this morning came a headline-grabbing Hacked Off press release demanding the chair of IPSO, the new press regulator, condemn “breaches” of the PCC Editor’s Code over the Robin Williams story today. Hacked Off director Joan Smith spent the day offering herself for comment. Don’t all rush at once…

Incidentally, whatever you think of the coverage, it doesn’t even appear that the front pages did breach the Editor’s Code. Media law consultant David Banks explains:

Another great Hacked Off success…


  1. 1
    Ed Sillyband says:

    They look sillier by the minute.

    Remember these are the kind of people Ed Miliband rushes to make policy with over a late night pizza.

  2. 2
    Twatter says:

    Angels was my favourite song

  3. 3
    The OSC says:

    IPSO is not yet operational.

    Still the Murdoch-PCC Collective.

    The OSC

  4. 4
    David Carradine says:

    He was found sitting in a chair.

    I wouldn’t advise that.

  5. 5
    All Socialists says:

    We support the freedom of the press to say things we approve of

  6. 6
    Great British Bay Cough says:

    Hacked Off are exploiting Robin William’s death to furtively advance their crazed agenda of censorship and control.

  7. 7

    Meanwhile, Troy all over again.

    280 Wooden Horses roll into Ukraine from Russia.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  8. 8
    Jimmy says:

    “Hacked Off would never exploit a tragedy”

    Whereas Guido….

  9. 9
    Joe Public says:

    Vote UKIP and junk this lot.

  10. 10
    Is it a quiz? says:

    Whereas Guido thinks a truly free press should be able to publish what ever they want, and demonstrates this by publishing what ever he wants?

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  12. 12
    Cynic says:

    Twats r Us

  13. 13
    Chinaman in a shop says:

    takes juan to know juan,

    know what i mean?

  14. 14
    Lazy Dole Scum says:

    Unless…. they want to be critical of Israel – then he gets his knickers in a twist and freedom of speech can go to hell.

  15. 15
    Chinaman in a shop says:

    It’s a knockout boyz

  16. 16
    I don't know but. says:

    Hacked off has it’s opinions and I have mine, my opinions come before Hacked off for me, so hack off and leave the press to get back to pushing the garbage it’s good at, as I don’t buy a newspaper, I wouldn’t know what rubbish the media publish, I do know I don’t want Hacked off telling me what they want me to know.

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    I just ban people who disagree with me. It’s the socialist way. Hugh would be pleased with me.

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    They don't like it up em says:

    Foreign Press Association 13th August 2014

    The FPA protests in the strongest terms the blatant, incessant, forceful and unorthodox methods employed by the Hamas authorities and their representatives against visiting international journalists in Gaza over the past month.

    The international media are not advocacy organisations and cannot be prevented from reporting by means of threats or pressure, thereby denying their readers and viewers an objective picture from the ground.

    In several cases, foreign reporters working in Gaza have been harassed, threatened or questioned over stories or information they have reported through their news media or by means of social media.

    We are also aware that Hamas is trying to put in place a “vetting” procedure that would, in effect, allow for the blacklisting of specific journalists. Such a procedure is vehemently opposed by the FPA.

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    Totalitarian State says:

    Next step for Hacked Off will be to ban press reporting about censorship

  20. 20
    non taxable pikey says:

    Strange since Israelis, particularly the younger ones do not drink much.

  21. 21
    Steve Coogan says:

    To all my fans who watched me in Good Morning Matters as Alan Partridge on Sky 1 let me say this.

    Sorry it was such a load of shite.. sorry…i know…It was beyond awful…And it used to be so good too, didn’t it? Its because I was distracted by all the stories about me in the press.

    Blame Murdoch..not me..He commissioned the shite show so it really is all his fault..Not mine for making a shite series or taking all those drugs.

    It was Murdoch for putting my shite series on air and reporting about me taking all those drugs ..

    I’m the fucking victim here! I am!

  22. 22
    Counterpoint says:

    Hacked off = Hamas?

  23. 23
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  24. 24
    Denis Thatcher's ghost says:


    I think you’re a gobby little prick who wouldn’t survive 5 minutes on a Manchester chav estate.

  25. 25
    Nick Clegg says:

    I really, really dislike that man.

  26. 26
    Norm Normal says:

    It’s a cunning plan as the Ukrainians will be looking out for LGMs: little green men, not LRCMs: little red cross men!

  27. 27

    East European gang do a home invasion in London:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    George Galloway says:

    Just back from another hard day at the sperm bank ….

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    I was surprised by the amount of detail revealed by the Coroner in the US after Robin Williams’s death. However if the press report what is publicly stated, where is the problem?

  30. 30
    Laurie Penny says:

    Palestinian flag seen flying above Barclays Bank in Brixton as Middle East crisis continues

  31. 31

    Nothing has rolled into Ukraine just yet.

    ICRC are still out of the loop:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  32. 32
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Anyway, who cares about some loud-mouth ego, who thought he was funny?

  33. 33
    concrete pump says:

    They pulled this shit in Georgia.

    They’ll do it again in Ukraine.

  34. 34
    Fishy says:

    Have we heard from the perpetual hand-wringer Shammy Chuckabutty yet (she who leads the organisation that complains it’s embarrassing that the UK won’t give prisoners a vote)?

    The defender of our liberties and Olympic flag carrier seemed to go into hiding after ‘Jerked Off’, together with Weird Ed and Harman stitched up the Royal Charter and placed the press under the control of politicians for the first time in centuries.

    She either went into hiding or the BBC chose not to interview and embarrass one of their own.

  35. 35

    If you check some of the video’s of armed convoys in Ukraine from earlier this year you will see white trucks.

    eg. 37s here:

    So – There are similar white trucks already in Ukraine, a bunch outside. Initially, stuff will be moved out or around under the cover within Ukraine of this aid. Some of the aid will be placed strategically for the following forces – that much is not needed…

    Until license plates, GPS trackers and such are put on the trucks due in (if clean) and drivers replaced with ICRC staff and maybe UN escort, nothing should move.

    It will do though as the border is not secure.

    Will be difficult to track this lot from the air. Strategy seems to be a bigger version of three card monty in some ways.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hear All See All says:

    May go some way towards explaining why so many voters are very appreciative of all that he and other like minded souls have acheived.

  37. 37

    Another great day in the world of international politics:

    To be fair: Zhirinovsky is a complete lunatic. But this could be a moment of clarity with respect P’utin’s actual Foreign Policy objectives.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hear All See All says:

    Perhaps UKIP might include the restoration of a free press in their manifesto next month.

  39. 39

    Let Guido squirm around in the gutter with his fellow worms while we consider another item of news he has failed to report to you –

    It’s official, we really are all poorer under this Conservative government, wages are down. We work harder to make the economy get better and yet we get less.


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    M103 says:

    Betcha this fall in wages has not happened at the top end; amongst those who sent us down this economic path, nor amongst those who are stealing the wealth and hording it, nor amongst the politicians who are perpetuating this situation. The rich get richer and the corporations buy politicians…… nor amongst those who are fiddling whilst everything burns down. Looks like the econo-terrorists are winning.

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    Not Shneur says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    It’s time Hacked Off fucked off.

  43. 43
    Not Shneur says:

    It’s also the way of the ZioNutters.

  44. 44
    M103 says:

    GDP growth and money printing only benefits asset holders, banks and the Tory Eton boys’ country club chums.

  45. 45
    concrete pump says:

    I work in plant hire and sales, earn less than 30k.

    Just been given a 6% pay rise.

    Goes with the 4% rise I got last year.

    Everyone I know in my industry is doing quite well.

  46. 46
    Mork says:

    How can tax dodging multinational companies grow their profits if they have to pay the drones a decent wage?

    0.7% of the population are millionaires 70% of MPs are millionaires…. So whose interests do you think they really serve?

  47. 47
    cured lefty says:

    Just like swinson AWOL big time when reynard was being exposed
    liberals the biggest shower of hypocritical shite that ever walked, talked and sat on a fence
    ever wondered why humans have deep crack on their arse

    Dont you dare say anything Cyril, Jeremy ,Mark and all the rest of you libdem perverts

  48. 48
    Owhine Jones says:

    You lefties are such charmers.

  49. 49
    Bernard Matthews says:

    Fred Kite is alive and well.

  50. 50
    Owhine Jones says:

    She’s short of cash now Gaddafi have been overthrown?

  51. 51

    Julie Bishop has a good point though.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  52. 52
    Back1woodsman says:

    Is this nutter and his several immaginary friends, the loon that used to be refered to as ” the piss soaked tramp known as t*t ?

  53. 53

    Can you see it yet ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  54. 54

    6% this year, 4% last year, good for you.

    After inflation is taken out of that you are are earning an extra 2% a year. An extra £400 per year, after tax.

    A real success story. We can all rest easy now, concrete pump. You must be very pleased with your success and queuing up to vote Tory again.

  55. 55
    cured lefty says:

    I’m permitted to post this routine smalltalk
    but when I start on the adherents of the religion of peace I’m binned into the stratosphere

  56. 56
    Fred Kite says:

    Just watching Swan Lake with the Bolshie Ballet. Edward Snowden sitting alongside.

    Afterwards we’re going to view the golden wheatfields together and then it’s a tour of the tractor factory. Life is wonderful over here under the Great Leader.

  57. 57
    concrete pump says:

    Get another job that pays better and stop whining about people wealthier than you.

  58. 58
    Fishy says:

    Putin is eyeing his opportunity. He sees weakness and knows that there is no longer a Europe of nation states willing and able to make their own decisions, but an EU that is as cohesive as a pack of meerkats – 28 countries with 50 views on how to respond to Putin…and those views will be based solely on their own individual national interest.

    This is a disaster.

    And the UK? Putin has his man Miliband, although not in power, with the help of the Yellows, undermining Britain’s resolve and national sovereignty.

    The Tory right who thought that voting with Miliband on Syria was a way of giving Cameron a slap, were traitors. Britain will come to regret their actions.

  59. 59
    I don't know but. says:

    Nige and UKIP get my vote and I don’t give a toss if it let’s the lieing Liebour trash in.

  60. 60
    concrete pump says:

    Yeah, that extra money pays for my car insurance, which means I can spend more money on nice things from shops.

    Why would you assume I vote Tory..?

    Oh hang on….it’s because you’re a twat.

  61. 61

    Miliband is not P’utin’s man.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  62. 62

    Some good news – good that is for the majority of humanity if it can be fully confirmed:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  63. 63
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Huge Grant got caught having his cock sucked off by a prostitute in a public place by NY’s finest (fact), Max prefers a good whipping from a dominatrix, really!… does anybody take these people seriously apart from Lord Levinson?.

  64. 64
    I don't know but. says:

    Nice thing about tv, when so called comedians who want to destroy my freedom come on I can turn the tv off or just change channels, which includes the sat channel that thinks the sun shines out of your ar5e, that other thing who bubbled on Thatchers daughter, the tv goes off immediately.

  65. 65
    concrete pump says:

    Someone on the far right then..?

  66. 66
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s all a bit of a pickle.

  67. 67
    Not Fooled Again says:

    You should take a look at what really rich people – like Buffet and Slim – say about these matters. They know that a complete rip off system has developed and they make some good proposals for how to redress the balance e.g. high taxation and moving to a three day week.

    You just can only offer absurd genuflection to people whose wealth in most cases is simply inherited with little exertion of effort.

  68. 68
    M103 says:

    So much for Osborne’s economic recovery. His plan is working the rich elite get richer as the rest of us get poorer. The only real growth in the economy is food banks and undertakers as the poor starve and kill themselves.The nasty corrupt party in all its nasty vindictive glory

  69. 69
    The British media are cunts says:

    Did anyone else just see Channel 4 news? Are the left living on a different planet? They seem to be like a stuck record. Matt Frei kept going on and on and on about western military involvement as if it’s happening when both Cameron and Obama have said, no way.

    Cameron knows it won’t end well and Obama doesn’t want another fucked up Iraq as his legacy. Yet still both the BBC and Channel 4 news run this line that we are or should be bombing ISIS and actually reporting as if that is happening.

    Is it no wonder the public have no faith in the media these days? Even the lies about people being in favour of bombing, when the polls show that the public is split roughly half and half and when you consider the one sided poor reporting of the media they can’t be happy. Last year they tried to force us into going to war in Syria now it’s Iraq again.

    The left really are mentals.

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    Not Fooled Again says:

    £400? I hope you’re not living anywhere near London and looking to buy a house. Let’s say you are looking for a modestly priced 3 bed at £300,000 in on one of the grottier suburbs. With house price inflation at 10%, that means you are another £2,600 short of being able to afford the property even with your pay rise.

    I can only guess you haven’t got a spouse and kids – in which case £30,000 might feel OK if you’re living at home with Mum.

  71. 71
    Jimmy says:

    This is what happens when you flood the country with cheap imported labour, there’s a reason why the Tories talk tough on immigration yet do nothing about it, it’s exactly what their big business paymasters want

  72. 72
    Harry Boe says:

    Don’t worry , MPs will still get their £20,000 raise later this year .

    Utter hunts

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    Rickytshirt says:

  74. 74
    H@rry Boe says:

    Don’t worry , MPs will still get their £20,000 raise later this year

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    Stop Sharia Now says:

    Er – it has happened. You refer to western military involvement – the US have already been bombing.

  76. 76
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I say let them get on with it if they are that way inclined, the BBC having the usual hysterical wankfest, keep getting the weather forecast for Iraq from them for some reason.

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    concrete pump says:

    I do live near London, and I do own my house, outright.


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    Steel frame says:

    Doing quite well eh?, well the next downturn will see you out on your soft arse as you spend a lot of time on here, get some work done Pump.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    He looks enriched up to the eyeballs.

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    Anonymous says:

    operation ore derived from an american investigation titled operation landslide and the yanks named it thus due to the fact the web company they were delving into was called landslide productions. said company provided payment services for internet porn providers and were fairly popular with about 6000 websites using them, and the bonus for users who signed up with their credit card via landslide was they got one unique login and password which allowed them access to every website that used landslide productions payment service. that is to say a user would have access to about 6000 different porn websites.

    one thing users did not have however was a list of all the sites that used landslide, but their login and password they had paid for gave them the potential to enter them all.

    when operation ore came into play uk plod quickly realized they had a big problem- namely that there were politicians, some at cabinet level, on the list that their american counterparts had provided. these politicians were investigated first and it was soon established that each of them had signed up for access to legitimate and legal adult material and that they had not signed up for nor viewed any of the 3 websites out of the 6000 on the landslide roster that provided indecent material featuring minors.

    the catch 22 to this issue was if it became public knowledge that a landslide membership gave people access to all websites that used landslide productions for payment services then the thousands of people the uk police still had left to investigate could use that knowledge to deny they viewed any of the 3 sites that featured children.

    so a da notice was slapped on the politician element to operation ore in order to ensure no other persons on the list could use this factor as an excuse. course it turned at that many people on the ore list had also signed up for legitimate and legal adult websites but as a means to cast aspersions on the uk government of the time the americans played it perfectly.


    around about the time that landmark productions were operating a website surfaced called open hands. it was a place where adults with unhealthy interests in children could discuss their feelings in a place that advertised itself as safe, secure and non judgemental. the people behind the site were incredibly careful to ensure that users could not in any way share their contact details or links to any sort of illegal material. course the site was a honey trap and yielded a harvest of data of people whose internet connections could then be used for all sorts of internet activity that people behind open hands did not want linked to themselves. these people themselves were interested in children and some of them worked in fields such as intelligence, the police and the military. they had their own separate online haunt for sharing illegal material that was called “g” which was short for gaijin, a japanese word meaning stranger. it also alluded to the masonic nature of many of their members as it was the online equivalent to the more traditional private lodge libraries that shared photographs and videotapes- though not exclusively featuring children, however keeping it in the family is an alarmingly common feature of freemasonry and that really is meant in the literal incest sense.

    perhaps you have seen the short of video of scantily clad teenage minors dancing in a sexual manner within a masonic lodge already however the following photographs will be the first time you would have seen children being involved in a masonic ritual. they have been cropped and in one example censored and are the only ones of the set that are felt safe to post without getting slotted.

    we are coming for you you disgusting subhuman scum.

  81. 81
    Another Welsh Windbag says:

    Why, why, why do some people think tha there is an inexhaustible money tree at the bottom of the garden?
    Simple economics tells that if you spend money you haven’t got for years, as happened under G Brwon, there will come a point when you have to stop spending and cut back. Where is it written that everyone must get richer every year and never get poorer years?
    By the way, I’m a 70 year old pensioner, living on a non-indexed linked pension, so didn’t get a rise last year of any other year since I retired, and will not get a rise in my pension (state pension excepted) until the day I die.

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    concrete pump says:

    I couldn’t give a shit what Buffet and Slim think.

    Everyone wealthy person I know has made their money through hard work.

    And I applaud them for it .

    Absurd genuflection..!?

    You cock.

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    Steel frame says:

    Soon we will need to turn attention to the idiot holiday jihadis who are basically urban boys with useless skills for their task. Don’t want to be reading how they are rehabbed on return. Intern until fackin al la is defeated.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i’s kickin’ off with my theme tune this evenin’ :

    and in case you weren’t paying attention, that’s ThICK 0Fbw.
    Now tell i there’s no conspiracies.

  85. 85
    F##k the LibLabCon says:


    Tory = Cheap imported labour and keeps wages down
    Labour = Ethnics vote for us
    Lib Dems = All of the above

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    The British media are cunts says:

    We haven’t bombed anything which was was wanker Frei kept going on about and the U.S has dropped 4 bombs, hardly intervention.

    The left seem to want us to get involved militarily for some reason.

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    The two Muppets says:

    All the hacked off so called celebrities want to muzzle the free press
    because almost to a man they have some unsavoury story to hide .
    What a bunch of hypocritical plonkers .

  88. 88
    BBC Mong says:

    We (ie everyone else’s son) need to start bombing these ISIS bullies; they want to hang all bumsexers and coke sniffers from lamp posts – what future for a Beeboid in a muzzie world?

  89. 89

    What has he censored, then?

  90. 90
    The Karachi Kid says:

    Everyone’s a shlomo

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    So you will be votin' says:


    Don’t vote ConLibLab.

  92. 92
    Laurie Penny says:

    All the more reason to crack open the Bollinger champagne tonight.

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    Koo Gunn says:


    who wants that shit made public?

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    Hacked Off says:

    The problem is that we are desperate to rescue something from the wreckage. As it is, we have to rely on greedy, pettyfogging libel lawyers to bully the media with threats of being fed into the financial shredder of our dreadfully expensive legal system. And greedy libel lawyers don’t come cheap.

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    EU Funded Kn0b Jockey says:

    Vote UKIP, get Much, MUCH more j’e’w influenced government policy. UKIP will be fucked over before they have even formed a their first cabinet. They are controlled by Mossad, all these fucknuts on here and the Telegraph who dream of good old Nigel leading them to some kind of promised land have a huge shock coming should UKIP ever win.
    A party of stooges, designed to dupe you middle aged, middle class numbnuts into thinking the scum in suits who run this world are listening to your concerns. They ain’t, get the fuck over it.
    And before you accuse me of being a lefty or a liblabcon drone, I ain’t, if it were down to me every single politician would have a fucking bullet in his (or her) skull. And then we would move onto the palace.

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    The Karachi Kid says:


    wtf is that about?

  97. 97
    McStalin says:

    The Kommittee hates a free press

    you little stazi jock fucka

  98. 98
    Joss Taskin says:

    Kamikaze pilot. Remind me, how well did that strategy pan out ?

  99. 99
    Biffo says:

    Every nationality has some scum in it – they just happen to be extremely ugly scum.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Feel the vibrancy.

  101. 101
    Not Shneur says:

    How dare you insult this fine young Israeli. You are all anti-semites!

    Please send him more arms aid so he can “defend himself” against Palestinians.

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    Fishy says:

    You don’t think so?

    McClunky, Milibandski Sr, Hobsbawm?

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    Alpha says:

    Since most of the media are pro Israel biased, that seems fair.
    After all they would only report half the story, and embellish it with lies.

  104. 104
    Alpha says:

    Just don’t accept money from the ZioLoons.

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    That’s why.

    There are plenty of others in the party (and the other parties) who are though.

    Most of P’utin’s powerful guys are in the civil service.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    I don't know but. says:

    Who was that scary woman from Dusseldorf wanting the UK to b om b ISIS, how about the rest of the world bo mb ing ISIS and Britain just throwing out the fruit cakes to Syria as part of the cannon fodder.

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    Sir Walter Tyrell says:

    Judging from the fact that Labour and the Tories do not want prisoners to have the vote, we must conclude that our prisons are known to be full of Lib Dems. Is this the case? Criminals never vote Tory or Labour?

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    Alpha says:

    It’s not about left and right.

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    Mad, Vlad and Dangerous to Know says:

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    Gabriel says:

    Verily, Almighty Bob doth work in mysterious ways. :D


    Vote UKIP :D

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    I don't know but. says:

    Using the whitewash on immigration again Jimmy, your lot should be jailed for the damage you did to this country with open immigration, you and the unions went and connived against the British working class with big business and political correctness to keep them quiet about immigration, Brown and having a go at that “bigot” woman was totally out of order, shame on you for supporting Labour and shame on the people who vote for Labour and shame on the politicians who called themselves Labour, I hope Labour is destroyed next May but then I hope the LibLabCon pact is destroyed.

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    Hacked off ? is that something to do with the Islamics ?

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    allah baddie, islamic pyjama party says:

    any economist worth their salt knows that when unemployement falls dramatically, these people move into low paid jobs bringing down avg pay.

    check the figures for 2009-10.

    you see big spikes in av pay even though the economy was hitting the skids.

    this is because companies were getting rid of the low productivity workers (white dees) therefore avg wages rise.

    By my back of the fag packet calculations, wage growth for those already in work is at least 50% higher than 0.6% per year.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Just remind me who shouted racist when immigration was raised in early 2000?

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    Red Ken Lyingscum says:


  117. 117
    Shlomo says:

    There’s no business like Shoah business :)

  118. 118
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    You are confusing them with Headless.

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    Lefty Mong says:

    ISIS do not like gayers or coke sniffers; that’s us f*cked. Kill the nazi bastards.

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    This should be subject of a Schlo motion

  121. 121
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  122. 122
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  123. 123
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  124. 124

    Truck with Red Cross sign or flag without ICRC personnel = legitimate target.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    RC Frame says:

    A couple of years back, Concrete Pump was saying that he was a concrete piling contractor. I think you must be a sockpuppet.

  126. 126
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes the Krauts don’t seem keen on doing any fighting but seem keen on the Brits once again slaughtering her own military.

    At least Cameron is resisting. I laugh at the BBC claiming that there are demands for military intervention. Yes from the BBC and a few Tory nutters.

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    His facial features and their overall distribution could now be described as diverse.

  130. 130
    RC Frame says:

    @14 you can always tell the ones spinning for m0ss@d because of the knee jerk rebuttal. Like the reaction to Ward saying what we all think – post after post after post.

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    Sad Dick Kunt says:

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    RC Frame says:


  134. 134
    RC Frame says:

    Is the rumour I heard about D!vine Br0wn being a pre-op tr@nsexual true?

  135. 135
    TVOR says:

    A “woman” always mistakenly believes that she can “change her man”.

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    Little Brittain says:

    No chance!

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    Of course it couldn’t be someones honest opinion, could it?

    Are you another one that blames every fart on a different version of a Heinz conspiracy?

  138. 138
    Alice Wankham - so delicious, but such a prickteaser says:

    He doesn’t wear knickers – he likes to have his fat sweaty arsehole available for cutcock 24/7.

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    MB. says:

    Of course if ‘would be different’ if any of those prominent members of Hacked Off were paid a lot of money to appear in a film or TV programme about Robin Williams’ death.

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    Kellie Maloney says:


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    Alice Wankham - so delicious, but such a prickteaser says:

    Given you earn £30,000 a year, how many wealthy people do you know Paup?

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    It’s because we live in a nation of spoiled children who have no significant hardship in their lives. It’s warped their sense of reality.

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    seems fair enough. Septics interned Japanese even if born American WWII

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    Jesus says:

    Chunks wants us to shell Tower Hamlets?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Can’t have that, we should be boycotting everything Israeli, even the new medical discovery just announced that kills off Brain Tumours, can’t be having that in the UK if it’s Israeli.
    For once Chukkie has got it right.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Is there a problem with that?

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    More cheap shots from the UK press – disappointing

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    I have watched all of the news channels in the UK and read many papers over the last month and a half.

    No bias in favour of I’srael overtly stood out, TBH most of it seemed to be going the other way.

    I had a search looking at dates to see where this story originated and surprise, surprise! Some of the earliest were

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Gruinard Island is empty.

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    jimbo says:

    Hang on when was silly milly el presidente?

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    HM Armed Forces says:

    And when they behave how we trianed them to behave, we arrest them, try them and then court marshall them for breaking the rules of war.

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    Jesus says:

    Shove a dreidel up your Hamas.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    HIgh time that old twit was put out to grass. If we ask the Israelis nicely I wonder if they will tell us how Iron Dome works, or let us into the secrets of Trophy. Even better would be how they avoided the Hamas planted IEDs, something that the UK didn’t seem to get a handle on in Afghanistan.

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    Tower Hamlets Strip says:

    Now that would be an election winner.

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    Say what you will, your still a Conservative shill says:

    HiyaTwAT, how’s the blog?.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Seems that British Special Forces have been in Northern Iraq on the mountain with the refugees for a week or so. The Americans have just turned up too.

    Late as usual.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I prefer the Chutney Farmer.

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    Terrible, that’s a result of some prolonged and unusually sadistic violence. Must be some dangerous people around and thanks to the EU we have no clue who they are.

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    David Cameron says:

    We shall bring the Yazidis back home to Britain!

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    Headless Yazidi says:

    Buried me with the wrong head they did!

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    On the reporting:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Hairshirt Z'ionist GF says:

    It would seem that he would say anything to please Israel!

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    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    Names, or it's just talk says:

    Names? Oh, and there is no apostrophe in Putin (as was pointed out before)

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    According to the report the police picked most of them up.

    None of them were English, but is unclear if there is any possible Russian connection.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Tory, get Turkey says:
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    500 sheep says:

    Oh no it ain’t.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    So, whether or not this story bares ANY relation to the truth, Guido is able to publish it. Nothing to do with having friends at Tory HQ?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Mike Hardcock says:

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    Vote Tory, get Turkey says:


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    OMFG Focus on the life achievements of the person?

    If they were a twat, you have to say “They were a twat!”

    If a copycat happens, then they must be a twat too!

    I didn’t top myself just because Stalin died…

    Vote UKIP :-D


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    Say what you will, your still a Conservative shill says:

    I like it, Ed has visited the mountain and came down with 10 tablets of stone, Labours wisdom on the mountain, must be a few books for ED to author.

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    Steel frame says:

    Ed who?

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    The EU, What is it good for? Absolutly nothing. says:

    No Russian connection? I bet your gutted.

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    UK to help in major Iraq rescue mission: Cameron vows to airlift 30,000 starving and dying Yazidi refugees stranded on Mount Sinjar – Daily Mail

    Whilst no fan of Dave, to suggest it is his fault that he hasn’t made some tokenistic return from holiday because ISIS are killing folks is frankly pathetic.

    Do we have to suffer UK troop bodybags just to pretend we are “doing something”? Life ain’t pleasant in some parts of the world. Fact. That is not, and should not be, UK responsibility.

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    Israel says:

    I think the trick to avoiding IED’s is to drop 200,000 tons of high tech bombs on the area about 5mins before you sweep it. If you are still unsure, a good sprinkling of white phosphorus never hurts.

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    Abdul A No Balls Emir says:

    500 ??!!!! By the beard of the Prophet ! There is recreation on this island, too ? I demand to be taken to this paradise isle right now or it will be choppy-choppy time for you infidels !

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    David Ward announces that Israel should be nuked and every inhabitant killed. He would press the button, if necessary.

    LibDems decide to take no action.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Wotak Hunt says:


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    No Press Censorship says:

    Is there any evidence for the Samaritans’ contention that celebrity suicides are following by an uptick in the general suicide rate? We know suicides reduce during time of war and general threat. It might be that potential suicides are discouraged by
    reporting of celebrity suicides in as much as people feel there distress is being recognised through reporting on the celebrity.

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    Jesus says:

    After Armageddon we might keep him as a pet.

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    Unspeakable Pervert says:

    If we can exchange them for Lady Diane Abbott Of The Pies and an equal number of her Hackney horrors then by all means. Who knows, being stuck halfway up a mountain with foaming Islamo-nutters besieging her perhaps Her Lardiness might even stop slagging off whitey for five seconds? ;)

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    Anonymous says:

    You don’t have a clue who they are? You’re kidding me….I hope.

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    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, MSM are not going to give the game away by putting out anything that is OVERTLY bias in favour of I’srael. For their toned-down dis-information is more clever than that. Despite this, was not the (illegal) bombing of schools, power stations and water works always likely to make the nightly news?

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    The guidelines are clear and are there for a reason. So, on the Samaritans’ front this is all good.

    The guidelines were also followed by the media – to the letter if not better. Review the coverage given and it is clear.

    @suttonnick was attacked by a bunch of ‘leftards’ (twitter bios describing ‘anarcho-feminist communists’ etc.) last night which is what prompted him to release these details.

    That would have been the opening round in the hacked off campaign to try and politicize the death.

    The hacked off campaign is an active measure run by the K’remlin: An incredible claim perhaps, but very plausible, especially when its timing and intent is considered.

    Still, it is relatively easy to defuse:

    Hacked off will likely be looking for internet censorship after some of their cohorts decided to attack Z’elda online.

    That would have been mainly R’ussian again in order to discredit the Twitter platform as it undermines their propaganda machine.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Not really, unless of course they are starting to get sloppy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Page pulled. Wonder why.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Jesus says:

    They’re thick skinned. They don’t give a toss what their important friends think, you think they give a toss what a lib dem thinks?

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    Abdul A No Balls Emir says:

    Allah be praised ! She has giant, juicy arse like baboon and wide, capacious mouth like whale yes ? Excellent ! Therefore I offer two boxes of Abdul Kipling’s Bakeywell Tarts, BOGOF strawberry cornetto 4-pack, “Bring It On: In It To Win It !” DVD, and slightly weatherbeaten camel on brink of death, for priority reservation for night of spicy love and squelching with gigantic goddess who resemble lump of coal with teeth.

    Please to reply to me soonest via my desert fortress, viz: 14, Streatham High Street.

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    Fuck that! I watched it!

    But do we have to respond to every such incident all over the world? Impossible!

    You are crying out about a problem but what solution, by this I mean something that will work and not cost our lives, can you possibly suggest? Oh! Yes! I do notice that you suggest nothing yourself!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    It’s not about PC. The copycat phenomena is real.

    If you know what to look for then you will see these principals applied to all recent high profile deaths – even if not suicide.

    Same deal with murder-suicides. Check the coverage of the guy who had recent problems with travellers camp.

    Have only two comments on Williams:

    i) Agree with the guy in video posted here about the alimony situation which was pushing him to ruin. NB: The media kind of censoring that is bad. The correlation of male suicide and divorce is a real and unnecessary problem both in US and the UK.

    ii) He should have just asked if $ were the main problem. Folk (inc this persona) would have wired him some $ and good will messages as well. Not criticising the guy as he and his condition were complicated. What has just happened to Z’elda online is bad.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Fatty Jacqui Smiff thinks we should be doing something. Perhaps she’d like to offer her two sons up to the army as cannon fodder……thought not.

    More white boys off council estates no doubt.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Anonymous says:

    This line-of-reasoning has just a few historic problems. For did not the Tory Party vote to support Tony and his mates to carry out an illegal and costly war on Iraq? And was it not this war that left the door open of ISIS? Whether or not Dave voted for the Iraq War, the fact remains that the UK (along with the US) has certain degree of responsibility. Does it not?

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    Moshe says:

    Have pity on us! Give us more arms so we can defend ourselves when we steal more Palestinian land!

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    Wotak Hunt says:

    I suggest that the British government send YOU there.

    The amount of wanton gibberish would then diminish substantially.

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    Alpha says:

    Israel is a racist shithole just like any other place run by supremacist religious nutters, in this case thieving ones. There is nothing “good” about it.

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    Are there any specific examples of who said what when? So far anyone saying this doesn’t list anything.

    Is it another oft repeated mantra or can you actually prove it?

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    Alpha says:

    Piss off, Shneur.

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    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

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    Righty Mong says:

    ISIS do not like gayers or coke sniffers; that’s us f*cked. Kill the commie bastards.

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    The copycat phenomena is real

    We know that. Look at all the multiple k’illings from H’ungerford, D’unblane, M’onkseaton, Wh’itehaven onwards. It is unr’emitting.

    The only way to stop that is not to report them but look where that leads!

    The whole problem stems from weakness in character, not strength. The c’elebrity c’ulture becomes the only real thing in some people’s lives.

    Me! Me! Me! My way to get noticed! Save they won’t be around to see it half the time. It is not a lot different to 72 v’irgins! Is it?

    We have to be much stronger and break this mentality by pointing out its futility.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    My we are butthurt! Must be the Heinz/Mossad conspiracy operating out of your rectum.

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    ...JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    So, GF is now championing the freedoms of the press ?

    Whilst he prints biased, deceitful posts and simultaneously censors comments -in a heavy-handed manner – which don’t align with his chosen agendas ?

    Seriously ???

    I’ll have what GF is drinking/smoking…

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    I could not possibly be as affective a deterrent as you.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    That guy who resigned the other day citing expenses would be of interest.

    Those who after the S’yria defeat last year on the Labour benches started asking questions related to !ran would be next on the list. Not the obvious Useful Idiots mind.

    ‘Anyone’ below is meant either MP or civil servant – roughly.

    Anyone who has been lobbying for V’enezuela, or has visited the country during the C’havez / M’aduro period.

    Anyone who has visited or otherwise established links or lobbied on behalf of C’uba.

    Civil Servants who are ex members of the UK Communist Party or had any affiliation with CND, G’reenpeace or Animal Rights activism. Folk previously affiliated with the N.C.C.L. would also be of interest.

    Those who may have visited the E’lm G’uest house run by the K’asir’s: Most will be known to us though and would be working double.

    Anyone who may have had any affiliation or direct involvement with the B’ritish N’ational P’arty. However, they would be known.

    You should get an idea from that, and perhaps note that the final clause perhaps reveals why banning people who have had certain affiliations in the past may actually be cover for something else.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Air Force Commander says:

    Yes, screw camouflage, just paint everything white! That’ll make them harder to spot and track.

    Vote UKIP :)

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    …or effective even.

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    What's up Doc? says:

    “And then we would move onto the palace.” – I hear they have a nice Crockett lawn there…Fancy a game?

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    Alpha says:

    You’re no Libertarian, you’re another Shlomo trying to undermine British democracy.

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    Oooh toothache...someone call me the air ambulance says:

    A European 10,000m gold is a lot easier to win than a 10,000m Commonwealth gold.

    Just saying.

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    rick says:

    I pray he was a Liberal multiculturalist. Learning can sometimes be a painful and difficult process, but the rewards are well worth the effort. Those broken cheekbones are going to stand you in good stead when next you hear someone denigrate the saintly Enoch Powell.

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    Russian convoy vanishes on road to Ukraine

    Unload all those arms and ammunition, load up food and water? Then declare contents to ICRC?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Vote ukip ? Don’t be daft.

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    No. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Tory, get Turkey says:

    The Evening Standard fuckwit on BBC 24 hour news rolling bollox during the paper review actually just said “the Ukraine situation has disappeared off the radar screen”!

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    and what pray are you inferring ?

  224. 224
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Open your own site.

    Test how popular your views are with your own cash.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    there is no way to come to any agreement with these extremist islamics and so it would appear the only solution is to exterminate them.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You may have noticed that your bilious belch has not been censored.

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    Not ukip! Go to Specsavers in the morning. Open 09:000.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Does your wife complain you always do it the same way?

    Or perhaps you don’t do it at all?

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    ...JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Thanks for the advice, but for now I’d rather test GF – who is being bankrolled by the Murdoch empire…and other friends ?

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    I am a humanist which means I have a love of humanity as a thing.
    Individually represented love I feel for individual echos love I feel for humanity.
    I experience pride in achievements of Humanity.
    This understanding took quite a bit of time, experience and thinking.
    This is why I look on something like the Islamic State, whatever it is called with pity and sadness for the confusion in a troubled human mind.

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    Norm Normal says:

    The criticism in the press of gun toting mass killers is often very light, particularly on TV.

    Often the plain bald facts are given but few broadcasters ever call them deluded, barbaric or blood thirsty etc.

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    ...JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Amusing alliteration…but will the comment still be there in the morning…?

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    tabblenabble03 says:

    If anyone ever needed to follow their own advice there is none more in need than SC.

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    I could contemplate a law where, not only were they obliged to report it but to call them “fucking deranged lunatics”, even before the watershed.

    Then you could shut them down if they didn’t comply… (Half serious!)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Yoko Ono says:

    Fuck off!

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    Recall reading earlier today that there were 278 trucks being sent.

    So their graphic is already missing 16 trucks.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Listen fuckwit, libertarianism is a J*wish construct.

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    You might find yourself more at home on CIF.

    My views are not made to court popularity. If everyone else thought they were wrong but I could still justify my position, I would stand behind them regardless.

    Do you actually hold any substantive views, other than the same tired carping?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    not feeling your normal poetic self then Yoko ?

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    @SC: One for you to chew on…

    Note their comments on Boroday integrating back into Russian life also, and X-check what I said a few threads back.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Huge Rant says:

    Hacked off, fuck off.

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    I don’t pay a lot of attention to politics really, I guess a lot from observing human nature.
    who was that guy that the EU forced on Italy ? they were saying
    ” He is very strong guy, knows about money”
    what happened to him ?
    does the EU have any idea what it is doing ?

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    Your astonishment is justified. I saw 280 trucks reported but, whatever, you are right.

    With something as substantial as this, why did they not involve the ICRC from the start?

    Think you may have an answer. Me too. Given that the convoy has mysteriously disappeared, there could easily be a swap of as many as another 100 trucks to hide such materiel as they would not wish to publish in the above graphic.

    The existence, or not, of a public appeal should be quite easy to verify on the social networking channels…

    Vote UKIP (and that includes Bongo-Bongo) :-D

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    Conspiritardfinder General says:

    No point removing their crap. It only makes their self belief more earnest.

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    Oh yes! I see now!

    I had considered it to be a human construct, not being J’ewish myself.

    But J’ews are not humans, are they? (I’ve got that right, haven’t I?)

    So the argument goes: If just one J’ew is involved, somewhere along the line, it ceases to be a human construct and becomes a J’ewish one.

    Therefore one may dismiss it. Totally!

    How clever you are! How frightfully smart!

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    No Press Censorship says:

    Why do I have to take as gospel unsupported assertions from the Samaritans? Charities often come out with completed unsupported assertions.
    Surely if they are trying to persuade the press of the correctness of their guidelines, they should at least put forward some evidence.

    Remember there are thousands of charities that try and influence media. We have to guard against unwarranted intrusion by charities in our free press as well.

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    It’s all smoke and mirrors.

    I mean, consider this:

    So, how can one consider the columns, sorry … convoy, claims to have any credibility ? And that’s ignoring what happened with shooting down of MH17.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    They lifted it from the US.

    This stuff has been studied over there, and hand-wrung over here.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    ...JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    That’s a curious statement.

    You need ‘self-belief’ to make a comment on this site ?

    Will honesty not suffice ? [Rhetorical question.]

  253. 253
    Jesus says:

    Such schmuckery! What a gootz!

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    Poland now wants to have a chat with the Russian Ambassador to their country about the annihilation demand:

    Zhirinovsky is ‘mental’ but he is also a serving Colonel in the Russian army.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    I can’t see Russia giving up Crimea and I don’t think Russia had anything to do with destruction of the MH17 but then I am just guessing.

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    Aleksandr Boroday is a Muscovite. That is probably all one needs to know. He no longer feels safe in Ukraine, even the Russian dominated part. Deniability problems loom. He is still breathing – for now. Remind me to check next week…

    One sees the emotive areas of South Ossetia and Transniestria mentioned in buffer state terms, as RF envisaged Donetsk and Lugansk. No EU and definitely no NATO.

    The words “…last week when we still had food in Moscow…” are interesting, as a side-issue.

    The article about Vladimir Pastukhov is also worth reading. Very hard-hitting.

    For balance, Interpretermag is self-described as Inopressa in reverse. I have no knowledge as to whether they are infiltrated. Seems not but, in this aspect of life, hardly anything is as it appears.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    let’s say for a minute that the shooting down of the plane was a stunt to put Russia in a bad light. Who might have done that ?
    Do such people exist ?
    If they do exists it might be better if they stopped existing.

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    “Quelle surprise!”, I think is the Russian Fashionista’s expression of choice at the moment. Mind you, even the RF turned against MacShane.

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    see ? told you SC would come back after reading a few books.

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    If that were to be true, at least it would be better than exterminating people in jetliners.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    this well dressed elderly gentleman goes into one of those cabins on a train where there are 2 bench seats with racks above. In there is a beautiful young woman.
    time passes
    Old guy says ” do you know you are so beautiful I would give 500 euro to see your beautiful pussy ?”
    beautiful female says ” no you cannot see my beautiful pussy”
    time passes
    Old guy says;
    ” I would give 10 thousand euro to touch your beautiful pussy”.
    beautiful female thinks and says;
    for 10 thousand euro you may touch my beautiful pussy
    so the pair go to the toilet cabin and the beautiful female removes her knickers and presents her beautiful pussy for touching.
    the old guy looks at the beautiful pussy from all angles and the beautiful female says
    ” well are you not going to touch it ?”
    ” I cannot touch it ”
    ” why not ?”
    ” because i do not have any money”.

  262. 262
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Yes, you wain cur! :D :D

  263. 263
    Displaced Brummie says:

    I am hacked off with hacked off. Why doesn’t Joan and co. hack off?

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    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    I doubt you have the desire to exterminate people in jet liners

  265. 265
    the tailor of Wakefield says:

    where is fucking peace envoy Blair ? or has he lost the plot ?

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    It may have escaped your notice, but.. says:

    All those kamikaze pilots achieved their missions. 100% success rate. Maybe UKIP is on the right trail after all?

  267. 267
    It may have escaped your notice, but.. says:

    I suspect that most, if not all the editors are familiar with Arkell v Pressdram when it comes to snotty legal threats.

  268. 268
    I got a big bust says:

    I changed mine – for a new set of heated curling tongs. Worked a treat!

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    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on. As ex-infantry I still cannot fathom how it is/was right for a hidden sniper to pop off a raghead at 500 yards (and get a marksmanship medal for it), yet it is wrong to do the same thing to a badly wounded raghead from 5 feet (and find yourself on a charge for doing so).

    Those numpty fuckwit legals at the MoD really do a need a few bayonets up their arses to stick some sense into them – or better still get them out of their comfortable utterly safe offices and send them to the Afghan front line for a few months so that ragheads can shoot back at them from rather closer than 500 yards. That may give them some sort of idea about actual battle conditions.

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    A laundry basket says:

    She could take Ali Baba Basketcase with her to help unwrap the Mars bars.

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    A laundry basket says:

    Somebody should remind her forcefully that she was part of the Labour Government which actually started all this murder and mayhem in the middle east. She should be put back in her box, the lid nailed shut and then dumped in the river. Stupid woman – and the taxpayers are still funding her lifestyle.

    PS: Can we have our 100k back please?

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    A laundry basket says:

    What a relief to know that SC is not actually a Dalek!

  273. 273
    A laundry basket says:

    This tale is not dissimilar to the one that ends with “We have established what you are; all we are now doing is haggling over the price”.

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    Modbot Blocked Words? says:

    Think tat is from Guildford whereas the Blog Nazi is from Bournemouth someone pointed out. Similar sociopathetic tendencies though.

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    Modbot Blocked Words? says:

    He can prove it – he’s got loads of tweets which support his view.

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    Modbot Blocked Words? says:

    Or that Russia intended to shoot down one of its own airliners over the Ukraine – an Aeroflot. That would provide a pretext for war, just as the Moscow theatre bombings gave Putin carte blanche to raze Chechnya to the ground.

    Except the idiots shot down the wrong airliner.

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    Barracco Barner says:

    Speaking of success stories, I see that your head count is up considerably these days, Guido, old toff! Odd, seeing as everyone’s away; or perhaps not as they might have more time on their hands?

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    Barracco Barner says:

    What a lucid, cogent and well-argued precis of UKIP’s true intentions! I’m convinced………………NOT! Fuckhead!

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    If Labour get in then the blame will fall squarely on the shoulders of Cameron. The Conservative Party will then remove him and have him replaced with someone with views closer to the UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :)

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Putin tidying up the mess.

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    Oi, enough already says:

    Innocent children hit by a rocket one killed and one wounded, the BBC ignores this story for some strange reason. The BBC has reported every single death along with the usual Pallywood heart string pulling pictures but this time they have somehow forgotten to report on these latest casualties.

    The children were Egyptians hit by rocket fire from Gaza, could it be that the BBC is ignoring the story because they were not victims of the beastly IDF but victims of the brave hamas freedom fighters? If it contradicts the BBC narrative the story does not see the light of day, half the story half the time and only if it suits and fits.

  282. 282
    Manuel says:

    L.A. surely?

  283. 283
    Duty pedant says:


  284. 284
    Oi, enough already says:

    Iraqi Christians being murdered in a genocide, the UK government couldnt care less.

    Iraqi Muslim sect being murdered in a genocide and the UK government sends in aid and the SAS.

    Israel tries to defend itself against a terrorist gang very much like ISIS trying to kill innocent civilians and the UK government punishes Israel and then sends aid to the terrorists.

    The government has gone insane, time for a change.

  285. 285
    Barracco Barner says:

    Make military service compulsory for ALL staff at the MoD, THEN we’d see how quick they would be to slash budgets and persecute squaddies! C’unts!

  286. 286

    Germany’s economy contracted in the second quarter while France has warned that growth “has broken down” in the country and wider eurozone.
    Sky news breaking

    No its just broken down in your undemocratic socialist Utopia of France and the EU. To think that Ed and Ed quoted France as the way forward. This is what is coming our way in 2015 . Don’t be afraid just be scared absolutely shitless if those two fuckwits get in.

    Remember a vote for UKIP is as good as a vote for Labour. Don’t say you wern’t warned as the 2 Eds sweep into downing st the morning after the election.

  287. 287
    non taxable pikey says:

    That has been the plan for some time now.

  288. 288
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Please vote ukip. PLEASE !

  289. 289
    non taxable pikey says:

    Something similar happened at the start of the Georgia punch up.

  290. 290

    Comment of the year

  291. 291
    non taxable pikey says:

    It’s called bias by omission.

  292. 292
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:


  293. 293
    albacore says:

    As white British are now but second-class
    Whatever calamity comes to pass
    Both Labour and Tories will, of course, strive
    To make sure that all immigrants survive

  294. 294
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s the religion of peace.

  295. 295
  296. 296
    We are here only a short time says:

    I just cannot understand why so many people have to die for a bunch of sky Fairies?

  297. 297
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I’ve just been informed that it’s Thursday and not Friday. This makes me sad. Good morning.

  298. 298
    albacore says:

    No we ain’t, pal. Parliament is
    Labour and Tories – pure show biz
    And, oh my, haven’t they done well
    Immigrating Britain to hell?

  299. 299
    Say what you will, your still a Conservative shill says:


  300. 300
    secure your bases, first says:

    It’s the equivalent of the IRA setting up a stool in the 70s.

    Funny though, if you post a “racist” tweet on twitter, the plod will be ’round before you can say “fuck me, it’s only words, occifer!”

  301. 301
    A vote for tory is a vote for labour says:

    Fuck off, you’re talking bollocks. The bumsex, moslem-appeasing tories are a busted flush.

    If you want to keep labour out, you need to start posting “vote UKIP” messages and get all your little tory bumsex chums to do the same. If every tory votes UKIP, you’ll not only keep labour out, but you’ll keep your country too. It’s a win-win.

  302. 302
    Diane Fatbott says:


    There, that should silence the critics.

  303. 303
    EUseless says:

    It wasn’t his fault, it is the fault of the European central bank who just will not take any action.

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    I agree – but lets face it, everyone hates fucking pikeys

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not in the least bit curious to anyone with more than two brain cells and without an addiction to moslem cock

  306. 306
    and keep doing it says:

    Vote UKIP is indeed the right way forward.

  307. 307
    Richard I says:

    Go back to Karachi

  308. 308
    Alan Clarke, Tory, originator of Bongo Bongo Land says:

    You’d be daft not to.

  309. 309
    A flower that blooms tra la la says:

    What’s “citizenship” some lad got an “A” level in it, I’am confused totally, is it something like a triple A in maths or rocket science or is it lower than media studies, WTF is it?.

  310. 310

    This report and US statements for some reason ring true:

    The approach of F’rance / G’ermany to start arming the K’urds / !raqi Gov independently perhaps needs closer inspection now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  311. 311
    Bumsex Dave says:

    and put them in Tower Hamlets for some more cleansing

  312. 312
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home

  313. 313
    Al Khobar says:

    Whereas Palestine is merely a shithole.

  314. 314 says:

    +1.4 million (squared)

  315. 315
    Cinna says:

    If he did censor anti I’srael and anti J’wish comment we wouldn’t have to put up with c’rap tossuers like you keep spouting.

  316. 316
    Owen Jones says:

    Seeing everyone getting their a level results is making me shit myself about getting my gcse results next week 💩

  317. 317
    Say what you will, your still a Conservative shill says:

    and deleted.

  318. 318

    Ria are talking of 280 trucks:

    These have been re-routed again into R’ostov region.

    Looks like they are going to Lugansk via a Rebel controlled border crossing, which most definitely was not agreed with either ICRC or U’kraine gov.

    A lot of armour was spotted being moved by train yesterday as well into the region:


    Vote UKIP :-D

  319. 319

    What is that bear doing behind them ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    Did you not read the piece in the link then?

    “At the forefront of this renaissance of libertarian thought, alongside Hayek, was a group of J’ewish intellectuals whose ideas and advocacy were key to this achievement, and to libertarianism’s subsequent and enduring appeal. The most prominent and influential of these figures were Ludwig von Mises, Milton Friedman, and Ayn Rand.”

  321. 321
    Not Shneur says:

    But Palestine belongs to the Palestinians and the ZioNAZISkeep stealing bits of it, Hasbara Goon.

  322. 322
    Not Shneur says:

    Sure, The Palestinians defending their country are described as Militants and terrorist insurgents. Since the Palestinians are not permitted a regular army, they have no other means of defending themselves against the invaders and occupiers. They should be called “resistance fighters” or “militia”.

  323. 323
    Shlomo says:

    Oy Vey, Vat an anti-semitic Nazi! We are entitled to buy british MPs! God gave them to us to be our donkeys!

  324. 324
    It may have escaped your notice, but.. says:

    Back in the day, anybody with any sort of connection to the CP was forbidden from joining the Civil Service. Things seem to have changed somewhat of the past few decades.

  325. 325
    It may have escaped your notice, but.. says:

    * over (bloody predictive text at work again)

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    “Much of today’s coverage of the apparent suicide of Robin Williams is sensational and speculative. It is a clear breach of the Editors’ Code which states ‘when reporting suicide, care should be taken to avoid excessive detail about the method used’ and we call on Sir Alan Moses to condemn it.

    He has been in post long enough to be familiar with the guidance on reporting suicides, and he has a duty to remind editors of their responsibilities in this matter.” Joan Smith, executive director of Hacked Off

  327. 327
    A laundry basket says:

    Most of us just call it the usual BBC bollox.

  328. 328
    A laundry basket says:

    Problem is they all prefer croissants for breakfast instead of smoked salmon bagels.

  329. 329
    Head Hitter says:

    Ha ha ha — these people!!! Seem to think we have any responsibility to anything other than circulation figures. BTW if the coroner is out there – any good snaps?

  330. 330
    A laundry basket says:

    I hear it means knowing everything there is to know about some football team from up north somewhere that play in light blue shirts (and are noisy too apparently!).

  331. 331
    Real UKIP says:

    Imposter!!! Where’s the YouTube link? Are you a quisling or what?

  332. 332
    A laundry basket says:

    He was an EU stooge and got what he deserved after the scales fell from the eyes of several million Italians one weekend. Not sure if he had any connection to GoldbergSocks though.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    “No Tragedy Hacked Off Won’t Exploit”
    Although without unfettered access to private communications, as per Murd(ock) and GCHQ. ‘Facts’ may tend to be few and far between.

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    “We’re disappointed by reporting and headlines in many of today’s newspapers which contravene good practice set out by Samaritans guidance and Mind’s own advice.

    Mind issued a briefing to all newsdesks twice yesterday with information on how to report suicide in a responsible way as there is clear evidence that media coverage of suicide, particularly graphic language illustrating the method used, can lead to copycat deaths.” Paul Farmer, chief executive of Mind

    So, despite the impression given here, it is not just the folks at Hacked Off that are that have concerns about our (not-so) wonderful press.

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    Then again, in the words of someone online, could it be that, “Mi5 use them as bait. They monitor them and see who else they attract & keep tabs on them. Maybe even use some as informants”?

  336. 336

    Yes, I did. But you make a mistake equivalent to rent-seeking here. Because someone has an idea, no one who follows a similar path can claim it as their idea. It somehow belongs to that/those hateful J’ews in perpetuity. That’s what you mean, isn’t it?

    My support for an idea is based upon my assessment of the merit of the idea in itself, not because someone called Abe thought of it.

    What strange and limiting thought processes constrict your imagination.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  337. 337
    Anonymous says:

    After making a few positive comment about Putin a while back, UKIP come over all anti-Russian lately. Not that they are following the latest line from Washington?

  338. 338
    Tachybaptus says:


  339. 339
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Spot on, the fat ugly hypocritical c*nt will get where water won’t get.
    Bake Off now, is nothing fu*king sacred?

  340. 340
    Free Speech Now says:

    So according to these guidelines then we can’t discuss the details of how President Kennedy, Ade Hylter, Jim Morrison or countless came to die…for fear of tipping some distressed person into suicide or offending relatives’ sensibilities?

    This is precisely what a free press is not about. A Free Press can only survive if you accept there will be negative consequences from people exercising free speech.

  341. 341
    Bonar Law says:

    No, Guido, NOT “the chair of IPSO”. That’s politically correct guff. You mean, “the chairman of IPSO”.

  342. 342
    UK Fred says:

    You leave Huge Ant alone.

  343. 343
    UK Fred says:

    I’d far rather look at a picture of Elle MacPherson than silly Millie, even if she is el presidente.

  344. 344

    What flavour was the pizza ?

    Four Seasons?

    Or All Things To All Men ?

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