August 13th, 2014

LibDems Clear Rocket Man David Ward

In the least surprising news of the summer, the LibDems have cleared David Ward of bringing his party into disrepute after he said he would fire rockets at Israeli civilians were he a Palestinian. Impotent Chief Whip Don Foster bleats that he will take no action:

“David has subsequently repeated his apology and placed it and his explanation on his website. 

In light of that apology, the assurance by David Ward that he would do all he could to ensure comments he made would be in a form that would be difficult to misinterpret, and that he will continue – in relation to the Israeli//Palestinian situation – to condemn violence on both sides and support moves for a cease fire, I do not intend to take further action in relation to the tweet.

I am conscious that this decision will not satisfy some people. To them I would say, at a time of considerable international unease in the Middle East, comments have been made by politicians from all parties that have been unwelcome by some or other section of society. 

The question I have had to answer is not, did the comments by David Ward cause offence to some people (within the party or outside), but did they bring the party into disrepute?

David accepts that his tweet did cause offence to some people. He recognises that the use of Twitter as a form of communication can lead to misinterpretation and accepts the need for greater care in the future. However, I do not believe it was in any way anti-Semitic or motivated by anti-Semitic intentions and I do not believe his tweet brought the party into disrepute.

I believe that his statement including an apology on 23rd July should draw a line under this matter.”

It goes without saying that Ward was not “misinterpreted” as the LibDems are claiming, even people within his own party were calling for him to be booted out. The line that politicians from all parties have made similar comments during this conflict is patently untrue. The same LibDems who will stop Britain from arming Israel if Hamas strikes again have backed their MP who expressed sympathy for Hamas rocket attacks…


  1. 1
    The two Muppets says:

    The Libdems are Hamas apologists and should instead be taking
    action against David Ward instead of flunking the issue .
    Talk about sitting on the fence .

  2. 2
    isis, what Isis? says:

    If the mountain people won’t come to Mohammed , then Mohammed will come to the mountain.

    And kill all who reside there.

  3. 3
    Banned says:

    Good. A win for freedom of speech.

  4. 4
    Just say no to posterior elevators says:

    Israel deserves criticism over its recent action in Gaza – it should have finished the job.

  5. 5
    Herbie Vorr says:

    Why are we arming the Peach Melba curds? What does this mean for supplies of lemon curd and other breakfast delights?

  6. 6
    Luvvie says:

    Why do geehaddies shout “Alan Ayckbourn” so often?

  7. 7
    The wet fart known as Nick Clegg says:

    Liberal Democrats will not discipline MP David Ward over Gaza rocket tweet:

  8. 8
    Nick Clegg says:

    Note to self:

    Find out other ways to be even more despised than right now.

  9. 9
    Putin says:

    Ah…more humanitarian aid.

  10. 10
    Bring them back if that is the case. says:

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    hmmmm says:

    Can we not just put the IDF and Hamas in a boxing ring. With the leaders of both in headline ‘no holds barred’ knife fight.

    I mean seriously anyone who thinks that either side of this is right, is a dick.

    Lets leave the non-combatants out of this.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Anjem, please don’t include the Lib Dems in that comment, we are doing what we can to help you guys.

    Now lets all hold hands, form a circle, and sing ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Kumbayar, my Lord, kumbayar ¸.•*¨*•♫♪

  13. 13
    Sheffield says:

    Like what you lying Cretin?

  14. 14
    Norm Normal says:

    David Ward MP Bradford East

    G Galloway MP Bradford West

    Anything about all this surprising? If sucking the jihadist cock keeps you in the money, well….

  15. 15
    Hereford Man says:

    Anjem is, like most of his ‘British’ co-religionists, a Sunni.

    ISIS is a Sunni group.

    Is our Government’s feeble stance towards ISIS because it dare not upset ‘our’ domestic Sunnis some of whom are currently fighting for ISIS, and will in due course return to this country?

    If we were to bomb ISIS, our effete elite may fear that those returning Jihadis will be somewhat annoyed and be looking for payback.

    How weak are our leaders?

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    Kind of glossing over the involvement of G’ermany in that statement.

    Anjem’s German brother may explain that carefully to his followers.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  17. 17
    Lib Dem Party in Bradford are told says:

    The foothills of Western Mount stretch from the atlantic to beyond the Urals to Red sea and Pacific.

    Enjoy your freedom before Mohammed declares all have lived too long.

  18. 18
    Glass statues cannot fight says:

    So make a proper job rather than the usual half arsed effort we are known for.

  19. 19
    Nick Clegg says:

    Vince, get your own moniker.

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    Cynic says:

    “I do not believe it was in any way anti-Semitic or motivated by anti-Semitic intentions and I do not believe his tweet brought the party into disrepute.”

    So advocating rocketing Israel isn’t disreputable? What a scummy party

  21. 21
    Master Race says:

    Looks like the Karachi crew are having a break from posting “shlomo” shiite everywhere. Make a fucking change.

  22. 22

    I’m in a quandary. Shall I suck the jihadist cock or the public teat?

  23. 23
    Back1woodsman says:

    Epic fail.

  24. 24
    Salman Rusdhie says:

    Fuck off

  25. 25
    carlo gambino says:

    take yer proportianate response and shuv it up yer 4rse

  26. 26
    Owhine Jones says:

    ‘I am conscious that this decision will not satisfy some people’, no sh!t bigots.

  27. 27
    Cinna says:

    Has the Chief Whip says it’s hard to bring a disreputable party into disrepute, so no offence committed.

    At least I think that’s what he was saying…

  28. 28
    George Allahway says:

    Respect ,comrades.

  29. 29
    Cinna says:

    Please do not refer them as “British”.

    The time will be upon us sooner than we think when sides will have to be taken.

  30. 30
    Ezzie Iddard says:

    Cock de jour

  31. 31
    Will says:

    The lib dems will have to get off the fence soon enough. Once the Muslim world really starts killing each other. There are plenty of Muslims over here who hate each other Sunni / Shia / alamites etc who are happy to kill each other. Frankly this hatred goes back centuries when Mohammed died and they have not resolved this.

  32. 32
    Brian J. says:

    David Ward, burning out his fuse up there alone.

    And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time (before anyone takes the Lib Dems seriously again)

  33. 33
    Rickytshirt says:

    So what’s this would-be jihadi going to say next? My money’s on ‘Death to all apostates’.

  34. 34
    Amy says:

    ”The question I have had to answer is not, did the comments by David Ward cause offence to some people (within the party or outside), but did they bring the party into disrepute?”
    Er, hello? How could his comment be misinterpreted or not bring the party into disrepute? The Lib Dems suck, I hope they get obliterated at the next election.

  35. 35
    Norm Normal says:

    Have yourself a wild orgy at tax payers expence. Galloway splits his time between hotels, restaurants and Iranian and Russian TV. Laughs about it on twitter.

    Has a lower attendance in the Commons than Gordon Brown.

  36. 36
    Witty Moniker says:

    Nobody else is voting LibDum these days – the baby-slicing Christian-roasting kaffir-live-burying Islamist nutter vote is all they’ve got.

  37. 37
    Witty Moniker says:


  38. 38
    Witty Moniker says:

    This. Very this.

  39. 39
    Witty Moniker says:

    Eh? Bl**dy comment system.

    OK then, what the hell …

    This again.

  40. 40
    Tony B£air says:

    Let’s be clear, these moslem khants handing out jihadoi leaflets in London is an act of terrorism and they should be put in Gitmo for some assisted drowning practice as soon as possible

  41. 41
    Witty Moniker says:

    Sunni? They don’t sound very sunny to me. More like evil mediaeval murdering bastards.

    The Shites are about right though, especially when the other lot are getting all sunny on their arses.

  42. 42
    Witty Moniker says:

    ‘I am conscious that this decision will not satisfy some people’

    No f*cking shit f*cking Sher-f*king-lock.

  43. 43
    Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

    In a peaceful and tolerant manner, I hope.

  44. 44
    Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

    “It should not surprise us that the UK regime hate the Khilafah, after all they were the instigators of the destruction of the last Khilafah!”

    That and it’s stuffed-full of murderous inbred psychopaths.

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    To be fair, after going into coalition with the nasties, the bar for bringing the LibDems into disrepute is set pretty high.

  46. 46
    Londonistan Wether says:

    Mainly Sunni

  47. 47
    Nick Clegg says:

    How about teaming up with that traitorous bunch of wankstáins called Labour in 2015, will that do it?

  48. 48
    Abul Krim's Bum boi says:

    Are you confused by what is going on in the Middle East? Let me explain. We support the Iraqi government in the fight against ISIS. We don’t like ISIS, but ISIS is supported by Saudi Arabia who we do like. We don’t like Assad in Syria. We support the fight against him, but ISIS is also fighting against him. We don’t like Iran, but Iran supports the Iraqi government in its fight against ISIS. So some of our friends support our enemies, some enemies are now our friends, and some of our enemies are fighting against our other enemies, who we want to lose, but we don’t want our enemies who are fighting our enemies to win. If the people we want to defeat are defeated, they could be replaced by people we like even less. And all this was started by invading a country to drive out terrorists who were not actually there until we went in to drive them out.

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    The Bogmonster says:

    Guido, you are an idiot!

    You should be charged with bringing journalism into disrepute for supporting Israel whilst criticising an MP for pointing out your favourite religion is murdering children in the name of so-called ‘self defence’

  50. 50
    Martin John says:

    So if teaching ceation to school children is deemed to be Extremism and teachers/staff will be dismissed for doing so, how can an elected MP say the things he does and he is not deemed an Extremist?

  51. 51
    Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

    I think we all hope they get obliterated. I don’t care whether Miliband or Cameron is prime minister after the election – they’re both equally useless individuals (Cameron a shockingly thick liar and Miliband just shockingly thick) surrounded by out-of-touch hangers-on, all I want is for the LibDems to be annihilited for all time. So long as that happens, I’ll be very very happy.

  52. 52
    Garçon says:

    Un autre quennelle pour monsieur Fauxkes.

  53. 53
    Here's why says:

  54. 54
    ISIS says:

    We’re murdering children in the name of .. er.. uhmm. Well, we’re just murdering children. Do we need a reason?

    Glad there’s no complaints from you. It’s all hunkey-dorey when we kill kids, eh?


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    concrete pump says:

    Fuck off Jimmy.

  56. 56
    Some Guy says:

    I love it when disgraced officials say their weasel words and shapeshifting should “draw a line under the matter”, as if by this haughty decree all has been made well and we’re the obsessive children for going on about it.

  57. 57
    Rob Roy says:

    So we are now being told that unless we vote NO there will be a run on the Scottish Banks.

    We have heard this one before.

  58. 58
    Tony Blair says:

    Genocide threatens a nation. Christians are being slaughtered. We can feel powerless to make any difference. BUT, we can always pray!

    JOIN US as we unite for AN HOUR OF PRAYER AND SOLIDARITY IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE for Iraq and our Christian brothers and sisters.


    There’ll be no speakers and no leaders. So come as you are or with friends and your churches, and pray what’s on your heart! ‘The Vicar of Baghdad’, Canon Andrew White, has asked us to pray for Protection / Provision / Perseverance. When Big Ben strikes 8, we’ll drop to our knees and keep a minute’s silence.

    Our brothers and sisters need our prayers. Let’s show them we are with them!


    “If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.” 2 Chronicles 7:14

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    orange order pretending to be the i r a yet again… hilarious! why would the i ra blackmail/extort money out of one of the most senior people in ireland? they would not. the plod up here are telling you basically to get the fuck out of their city and not come back.

  60. 60
    Dorkass says:

    Evidently confused with John Osbourne, Gideon Osborne, and Ozzy Osbourne.

  61. 61
    Guido Fawkes doesn't says:

    While Caviar Cameron and his cronies live it up, the rest of us are squeezed even further.

  62. 62
    concrete pump says:

    “Charged with bringing journalism into disrepute”.

    Oh my sides..!

    Did someone pay you to write that..?

  63. 63
    M103 says:

    Happily selling arms to despots and Israel to make more money for their friends and themselves while the rest of us…….vote this evil bunch out

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    Here's why says:

    Ataturk did that.

  65. 65
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    If only things were as straightforward as Is*el and the Gazza strip and Russia’s annexation of the Ukraine, the Foreign Secretary doesn’t know whether to shit, wind his watch, or get a haircut.

  66. 66
    Maximus says:

    Are there no creative accoutants in Scotchland, or is it merely full of crooked lawyers?

  67. 67

    Up in Scotland we have all started shitting bricks now.

  68. 68
    Ugly McBrownpig says:

    I caused a run on the banks, vote no for me.

  69. 69
    The Growler says:

    “Impotent Chief Whip Don Foster bleats that he will take no action:” It all sounds reminiscent of Cast Iron Dave “I have full confidence in xyz” when one of his beauties get out of line. If Wardy has such views surely he has the sense to keep it to himself or at least phrase it in another way

  70. 70
    Herbie Vore says:

    What a loon! He should join UKIP and make more outrageous attention-grabbing stunts.

  71. 71
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The Faith Foundation was a great success Tone and carry on the good work as International Peace Envoy.

  72. 72

    This is originally a R’euters reports, but the outlet it is being pushed in should be noted:

    Other notable points:

    i) IS are getting closer to T’urkey. The issue of the A’ttaturk dam needs to be resolved otherwise they may attempt to come good on their declared intention to ‘liberate’ I’stanbul. There are oil terminals in Southern T’urkey that may be of more immediate interest in addition to the dam.

    ii) Taking Allepo would put them in a stronger position over L’ebanon.

    Building cadres (note again outlet above) is partly the game right now. That process is likely already causing problems with T’urkey.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  73. 73
    non taxable pikey says:

    Police are now investigating Allaway’s Isra-el free zone rant. Apparently there is a Petition about this on Change.

  74. 74
    Here's why says:

    From the lickspittle apologist of the party which took us into Iraq.

  75. 75

    I suppose if he’d said if he were an Israeli he would bomb the Palestinians there would have been no comment.

  76. 76
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Fuck Israel,,,and all the terrorists who infest that illegal ‘nation’

  77. 77

    Aleppo of course, not Allepo – Oops :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  78. 78
    A Ship's lawyer says:

    Mad Frankie Hollande is busy packing off arms to the Kurds because he thinks it will make him popular.

    He has forgotten that a lot of the arms the Yanks shipped to the area are now in the hands of ISIS and being used against the people.

    This might just be political negligence.

  79. 79
    turbo says:

    Cue Hasbara Goons desperately pretending anybody gives a shit about their racist colony.

    Ward was quite right and it looks like the tide is at last turning against the frothing Israel fanatics and their endless whining.

  80. 80
    Here's why says:

    Yup the mongs are about. Thinks this blog is journalism. Brouhaha!

  81. 81
    Arbeit macht frei says:


  82. 82
    nell. says:

    Just let’s hope the tories don’t need this ineffective bunch to form another coalition in 2015 – they have really proved beyond doubt that they are unfit for proper government

  83. 83
    2xGrandad says:

    WTF should he? His honesty is welcomed and his views quite correct.
    Those who don’t like criticism of ZioRacists can sod off back to Russia.

  84. 84
    David Cameron says:

    I hope you aren’t including me in that last comment about the UK regime?

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Of course Dave has long favoured EU membership for Turkey.

    Having seen off Turkey it wouls appear he is now in front of an open goal.

  86. 86
    Moshe says:

    Hello Shlomo! how’s the weather inTel Aviv?
    Been watching the extermination of Palestinians? How we laughed, Oy Vey!

  87. 87
    Maqboul says:

    Oh dear are you one of the hardist hit? Speak for yourself not the “rest of us”. Most people have worked hard and studied hard and have jobs instead of expecting taxpayers to subsidise their lifestyles. Why some us even have our own homes.

    Stop whining you sad bastard.

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    Is lam Pure Evil says:

    Doubtless he can’t wait to join the IS and learn how to gouge out babies eyes while keenly awaiting Allah’s reward in paradise of the 70 virgins ready to be abused with his permanetly erect penis.

    Truly we are now led by the scum of the earth.

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    Shooty* says:

    Good. If they had censured him in any way, it would clearly have been islamophobic, which, as we all know, is the only real crime these days.

  90. 90
    Norm Normal says:

    Tell us oh wise one. What will the value of the Scottish Pound be when it is decoupled from UK Sterling?

    That is what Salmond is offering you. Your very own devalued currency.

  91. 91
    2xgrandad says:

    You aren’t british either, Shlomo!
    Get your flats in the Ukraine while they’re still cheap.

  92. 92
    The Growler says:

    That Guy needs a good shave, things might be running about in that mass on his chin

  93. 93
    Norm Normal says:

    Went in wrong box?

  94. 94
    Maqboul says:

    You suppose? That sounds like wishful thinking.

  95. 95
    Moshe says:

    Oy vey!

  96. 96
    Concerned of Rossendale says:

    Will my curry take away be safe from chef’s ‘extra special relish’ this Friday?

  97. 97
    The Piss Envoy says:

    Reads like something from Ali Campbell.

  98. 98
    Yellow Submariner says:

    If I was a Lib Dem I’d say stupid things

  99. 99
    2xgrandad says:

    He didn’t, you slimy, conniving liar!

  100. 100
    Playing both sides says:

    Fuck off with your many monikers, each one taking a different side in a debate.

    You fucking mentalist.

  101. 101

    If your curry is from a H’indu place then yes.

    Otherwise – Fish and Chips may be safer dining.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  102. 102
    The Met says:

    Tweet that sonny and you are in trouble.

  103. 103
    Under Observation says:

    Well Huhne has been to prison, Laws lasted a week in Cabinet, Kennedy is three sheets to the wind most days, Vince can’t keep his gob shut when faced with a nice skirt.

    Then there is Hancock and Davie “I knew nothing” Steel .

    Davey seems to think windmills are endless suppliers of cheap electricity. Then there is Renard the Fox.

    There is also that other ex candidate who has served time for fraud.

    The list goes on and on………………who in their right mind would do a deal with people like these?

  104. 104
    ancientpopeye says:

    Not anti-Semitic?
    Well that’s OK then, wimp Foster.

  105. 105
    Olde Englande says:

    We are all so sure you will be fantastically successful on your own.


    Please, please, pretty please, Vote Yes,

    and then we can be free of your endless mithering.

  106. 106
    Alpha says:

    Again, the comments section is crammed full of Israel firsters and their fake army of sockpuppets pretending to be brits.
    We know your game and that you do not represent brits.

  107. 107
    Not Shneur says:

    Why don’t you use your real name, Shneur?

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    Cinna says:

    Dream on Mustapha.

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    Newspaper wrappings endanger your health says:

    It will be farmed salmon and chips because that is what the EU says.

    And don’t even think about asking for salt and vinegar and a newspaper wrapping.

  110. 110
    Someone else says:


  111. 111
    Eid Miliband says:

    I have decided that my sound bites are to long.

    Hence forth the ‘Cost of Living ISIS’ will simply be known as Jizzya.

  112. 112
    The Duke of York says:

    Some times I am long and sometimes I am short.

    As long as I am more up than down I am happy.

  113. 113
    Nick Clegg says:

    The Devil?

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    Cinna says:

    Far more British than you Abdul. Or is it Asif pretending to be Abdul?

  115. 115

    Travesty of Justice What will he say when missiles start falling on Tel Aviv and Jeresulem in the next few days. Let the IDF finish th

  116. 116
    Magicmaker says:

    Why the hell should a bunch of supporters of a dodgy foreign country be given the power to dismiss a democratically elected, British MP?
    Who do they think they are?

  117. 117
    EU says:

    Pomme Frites little Englender if you please.

  118. 118
    Cinna says:

    Always the same when a family fall out over a Will.

  119. 119
    Informed1 says:

    You being a child-bombing, woman-shooting, right-wing Israel supremacist.

  120. 120
    The Growler says:

    Of course Tone you would do that yourself wouldn’t you, not have someone do it for you while you are miles away, being guarded by your goons.

  121. 121
    Bobby Stevenson says:

    When RBS and Lloyds go tits up there will be all hell let loose in England but not in Scotland .

    And the man who made it all possible is Davie Cameron !

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    IDF says:

    e sentence?

  123. 123
    Scottish Voter says:

    Not very clued up on the whole Independence thing are you? Think it through!

  124. 124
    2xgrandad says:

    Wrong, Shlomo. I am about as white European as you can get.
    Conversly, you are probably a wannabe semite of Russian heritage.

  125. 125
    The Growler says:

    Pete, Little Willie Hague only had 2 options there

  126. 126
    Cinna says:

    Are your pips squeaking?

  127. 127
    Not Shneur says:

    Au Contraire. I am glad to see that sense prevailed and the endlessly whining ZioLoons have been sent packing.

  128. 128
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Vote to stop Labour. :D

  129. 129
    Not Shneur says:

    You are lying again, Shlomo. He is not alone.

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    Action Man Dave says:

    Sorted! I’m back from my hols early and I give a cast iron pledge to get those people off that mountain.

  131. 131
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    That just might stop the wailing for good ?

  132. 132
    Informed1 says:

    They are most likely shitstirring Hasbara Goons pretending to be Muslims, as is their trademark.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    If only they would stop for a Mo and think.

  134. 134
    Vince Incapable says:

    More like shitting on the fence, nick cleggo, the cockroach in chief should be ashamed of himself and his party, but I suppose he gave up on that a long time ago. Misinterpretations shouldn’t be allowed. If you are an MP you should know how to correctly express your views. But another tosser in Westminster we have to put up with.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Are you commenting on here or talking to Cleggy?

  136. 136
    Daniella says:

    Well Israel does it and the Government love them so it’s OK.

  137. 137
    1 says:

    Hello Shlomo!

  138. 138
    concrete pump says:

    Yeah, I’m currently posting from Croydon, just off the Dead Sea.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Cinna he can’t be R.O.Piss as he only has 2 grandchildren.

  140. 140
    Tower Hamlets Posse says:

    Yes but look at how many times they allowed to vote.

  141. 141
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Baghdad on lockdown; ISIS surrounds the city – this is not going to end nice:

  142. 142
    Plus ca change says:

    Lawrence Durrell in 1946 :”the suffocating beastliness of Islam and all it stands for,bigotry, cruelty and ignorance.”

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    I just LOVE apostasy. says:

    Why don’t you?

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    I rate says:

    Ward was being honest and was quite right. Most people would fire rockets, and more, at the enemy under similar cicumstances. Israelis are racist supremacists out to oppress and steal land.
    If you don’t like democracy and freedom of speech in GB, fuck off “home”

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    He must have too much dirt on the party to be let go

  146. 146
    Ed Moribund says:

    Our policy on the middle east can be found on the reverse of the blank piece of paper.
    Written in invisible ink.

    In the meantime, whatever the coalition proposes, we oppose.

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    A Reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    The UN are saying all those people up the mountain could be massacred by the Islamists in the next 24 hours.

    Only one man can save them.

  148. 148
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Dear Alpha

    I’m posting from Battersea but as there seem to be fucking millions of Somalis here it might as well be Mogadishu.

    I’m a Brit with no affinity to I’srae’l. However, fuktard C’unts like you drive my support on their direction.

    Well done. Please get more twats posting. You’d be amazed how many more Brits you’ll drive in the opposite direction.

  149. 149
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    But the Coalition are not proposing anything ?

  150. 150
    Tony B£air says:

    Infirm more like

  151. 151
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    :-) Spit and polish?.

  152. 152
    ReallyAngry says:

    Israel has been shooting kids at a rate of 1 every three days for a decade, not counting the 500 they just killed in one month, you Hypocrite ZioFuck

  153. 153
    Cinna says:

    PMSL. Best lift your skirts and get a move on Abdul. It must be nearly time for the evening prayer out there in Doha.

  154. 154
    Izzy Cohen says:

    Fuck off, sand nïgger.

  155. 155
    Nikk Klogg says:

    We have decided to take no further action against David Ward for bringing the party into disrepute because we are such a crock of steaming shit it would be impossible to bring us into disrepute.

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    Cinna says:

    Just how many monikers are you posting under Abdul?

  157. 157
    Izzy Cohen says:

    Fuck off and suck a rancid pig’s dick you fucking raghead cüntwaft.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Go away Patel

  159. 159
    Ed Moribund says:

    ….And we oppose them not proposing anything.

    Cost of {fill in blank} crisis!!!!

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    Oi, enough already says:

    Well hamas shouldnt drive them in front of their terrorists then should they? They really shouldnt encourage little children to run at IDF posts with toy guns in the hope that the IDF will mistake them for real ones and open fire thereby providing hamas with a martyr and a propaganda coup, not to mention the ones hamas murders and then blames the IDF.

  161. 161
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Hiya Vince when is my pardon going to be announced? Every Brother and Liberal Democrat in the UK and elsewhere knows that I am entirely innocent. Boaz.

  162. 162

    Vote UKIP, Get UKIP.

    Don’t vote Labour, don’t get Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  163. 163
    RomaBert... says:

    Israel gets my support!

  164. 164
    RomaBert... says:

    Some seem to be incontinent, Must’afa Shiite :)

  165. 165
    RomaBert... says:

    You have a point, the LimpDems are useless :)

  166. 166
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Would that be Milliebanana of International Rescue, or his weirder brother, Super Grommit The Rubbery Cheese Man?

  167. 167
    Shooty* says:

    “Save us Keith Vaz, you’re our only hope.”

    Right? Has he been out there for a photo op yet?

  168. 168
    Izzy Cohen says:

    Israel is not “murdering” anyone. It is acting in self- defence against medievalist death-loving Fascist scum.

    Now fuck off and suck a pig’s cock Abdullah.

  169. 169

    ICYMI: !ran…

    NB: Z’arif is !ran’s Minister for F’oreign Affairs – seems to be getting on Ok with A’shton. US is still in the naughty corner.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  170. 170
    táxpáyér says:

    project much?

  171. 171
    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    A Right Fucking Bastard. says:

    Fuck off with your moral equivalency you Leftard scum. Especially as you use a conspiracy to commit murder as the basis of your “edgy” moniker.

  173. 173
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

  174. 174
    Norm Normal says:

    I am posting from within rocket range of Bradford. Hence my strong fellings about rabble rousers like Galloway, who is obviously only in it for the money.

  175. 175
    The Growler says:

    I wonder if he uses baby oil on his bonce to give that shiney look

  176. 176
    Porn Star Producer Ron Jeremy says:

    To “” Bradford MP says:
    August 13, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    I’m in a quandary. Shall I suck the jihadist cock or the public teat? “”

    If you can do both together and enjoying it, well we will pay top dollar to capture on camera, and much more, for ten years, that the stingy taxpayers and your Bradford friends will ever cough up.

    Get it in touch xxx

  177. 177

    Is Ward going to stand in Golders Green?

  178. 178
    Cinna says:

    Would that be the same freedom of speech they enjoy in Gaza, Saudi, Bahrain, Qatar, Iran, etc etc?.

    Now, let me see, what have they all got in common. Oh, of course, the so-called religion of peace.

  179. 179
    Cinna says:

    Oh, and did I forget to mention the democracy the inhabitants of aforesaid countries enjoy?

  180. 180
    no I'm not an izi says:

    The greedy prophet,
    Sat on his tuffet,
    Eating his Kurds, oh vey!

    There came an armed drone,
    That blew off his dome,
    And frightened the nasty man away!

  181. 181
    I don't know but. says:

    Another straight forward thing is, it’s fckall to do with us, sell them arms and keep them out of this country, screw the EU, ban all immigration and have a witch hunt on illegals and anyone who looks as if they are against Britain, if the illegals in France decide to still come on, we have 22miles of water to let them swim back to France, being nice has just filled this country up with the worlds trash and this trash will bite us one day soon and eject us.

  182. 182
    lastofthesummervintage says:


  183. 183
    beta says:

    We know. nymshifter.

  184. 184
    alpha says:

    Why should they, Shlomo??? He said nothing wrong.

  185. 185
    alpha says:

    Still here Shlomo? Go undermine someone else’s country.

  186. 186
    Blimey says:

    Anjem, now is your chance to move to your Islamic utopia. Bet you have your bags packed already? You haven’t? Why is that then?

  187. 187
    Not Shneur says:

    Not as many as the Hasbara Goons infesting this blog, Brian.

  188. 188
    Just say no to posterior elevators says:

    It’ll be nice when thins in Gaza go off the boil – then all these keyboard jihadists will go back to watching online videos of goat abuse and beheading.

  189. 189
    B L Zeebub says:

    You can keep them.

  190. 190
    Daft Invader says:

    The Farce is strong with this one.

  191. 191
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Cowardly lib dems. Couldn’t organise a trip to the bathroom. He should be sacked, forcibly sterilised and then look forward to life on the dole, the Hamas apologist.

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    That reminds me says:

    I’ve been watching developments with regard to the ‘security wall’ Israel has construsted around Gaza over the recent years. Could be we may ned one around parts of Bradistan way things are going.

  193. 193

    IDF finish.the job Take back Gaza even if one rocket lands in Israel
    CONTINUE until all Rockets are DESTROYED
    Long live the IDF

  194. 194
    Tom Catesby. says:

    They like his plays.

  195. 195
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Hopefully we’ll instigate the next destruction.

  196. 196
    Tom Catesby. says:

    They are killing each other, should that bother anyone else? They like it,they always have liked it. Just so long as they aren’t silly enough to cause inconvenience and annoy the rest of us.

  197. 197
    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘Bringing journalism into disrepute!!??’
    Stop it my sides hurt!

  198. 198
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Forget wee jock’s pound problem, according to reports jock won’t have any lights on to count the money, unless England continues to subsidise power generation in Scotland after ‘independence’.

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    turban, more loik says:

    That’s one beardy motherfucka

  200. 200
    Tom Catesby. says:

    When is piss envoy Tony.B. Liar going to appear before the international criminal court. Surely there must be room in a cell next to that Serbian f^cker or the black geezer from one of the west african hell holes who got done for war crimes a while back?

  201. 201
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Why are you still patronising these slop shops in Bacup of Rawtenstall or where ever? Apart from the risk of unauthorised ‘additives’ I wouldn’t give the scummy bastards a living in the first place. Boycott their shops.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Those outfits look rather gay, do they sell them in Bradfordistan?

  203. 203
    RichUpNorth says:

    Mmm, I see. But surely the best thing would be for all these muzzie sandmen to blast seven piles of shit out of each other and rid the world of these parasites.

  204. 204
    RichUpNorth says:


  205. 205
    RichUpNorth says:

    Yeah! Fuck ‘em!

  206. 206
    RichUpNorth says:

    Oh! You’re done fucking pointing at fish then?

  207. 207
    RichUpNorth says:

    What is D Millipede doing in New York anyway? I thought International Rescue were based on Tracy Island.

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    Alpha says:

    He did something right, for once. It’s only pesky Israel fanatics who hate him for doing it.

  209. 209
    Alpha says:

    I am white european , Baphead.

  210. 210
    Alpha says:

    Nothing to do with “jihadists”, Shlomo. More and more people are simply catching on to your slimy conniving and undermining of western democracies.

  211. 211
    Alpha says:

    Since you live for Israel ueber alles, your twisting of facts and your warped opinion doesn’t count in GB.

  212. 212
    2xgrandad says:

    Brits agree with David Ward or simply don’t give a shit, and the rest are loyal to a foreign country so don’t count.

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    The USA should nuke the entire middle east back into the stone age. None of them deserve anything more. Irrespective of the countless millions of civilian deaths, there is nothing more to be done there. The deaths would only be equal, in one hit, to the same amount of deaths that will otherwise take place, albeit at a slower rate, over the next 50 years. Seriously, who would miss any of these creatures we see on our screens, bickering over their fragment of sandpit?

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:


  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off back to muzzieworld you barbaric twat.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    It’s time to start interning these moose limb fanatics’ families. You know it makes sense.

    Can’t be too careful, y’know.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    And yet somehow these retarded will be the kingmaker again in about a year.

  218. 218
    England says:

    Love seeing Pally kids dead in the street,come on is,finish the cu nuts off.

  219. 219
    allan skerratt says:

    lib dems reacting to large chunk of world opinion perhaps Only in rightwing wonksville are Israel seen as completely clean Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 13:22:56 +0000 To:

  220. 220
    FFS says:


    Where did all the fucking adverbs go?

  221. 221

    Actually, Anjem is more of an anus to be fair.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Private Disclaimer: Only precise details, in regard to the personal mental rendition of reality in the possession of participants, have been pixilated. In order that those glaring irregularities, so obvious when evaluated by the other side, are not subject to cogent examination by the holder.

  223. 223
    Vince the Neckshave says:

    Ward is an arsehole.

    And Foster is a mealy-mouthed arsehole.

  224. 224
    boocatbutterbee says:

    Rot in hell, uninformed jihadi pumper. Islam is destroying the friggin planet.

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