August 12th, 2014

Crook Who Took Looks to Get Off Hook While Plugging Book

Jailed expenses cheat Denis MacShane couldn’t stop himself from trying to weasel out of admitting he thieved from the taxpayer as he plugged his book on Channel 4 News last night. “I have no problems at all with what happened to me,” he began, before trying to convince viewers that actually he had been terribly hard done by and didn’t deserve to spend Christmas in the clink. Quelle surprise.

“I claimed money back, all of it expended. Unlike some of my other former colleagues there isn’t a single bit of personal profit for me. As several prisoners said to me, ‘You’re the only guy who’s in here from parliament who didn’t make any money’. But I’m not complaining about it, I’m really not.” 

Of course you’re not, Denis.

Asked repeatedly by Cathy Newman if he accepted he stole from the taxpayer, MacShane refused to show remorse: “No, I was reimbursed for money expended, alright, you can trundle around this as much as you like.” Worth watching the interview just to see MacShame’s face when Cathy reads his charge sheet to him…

Vid via @liarpoliticians.


  1. 1
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I cannot find the start of the cling film. Pray with me.

  2. 2
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    Denis Mcshane and his lefty friends have always maintained Denis Mcshanes crime wasn’t theft but poor book keeping. His defence for his criminality is Incompetence…

  3. 3
    Dennis "Apple Mac" Shane says:

    MacShane is still in denial. He needs longer in prison to dwell on his shameless fraud.

  4. 4
    albacore says:

    Sounds like the right stuff. Let’s have more like him
    You never know, they might wake up the dim
    Electorate that keeps voting them in
    Falling all the time for the shite they spin

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Expended = I spent the money

  6. 6
    Not a pro EU anything says:

    What was it EU loveing troll said yesterday:

    “Admit nothing; deny everything; make counter-accusations.”

  7. 7
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    If you can’t do the time don’t do the crime.

  8. 8
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He doesn’t look as if he’s lost much weight. All that industrial turkey can’t have been so bad.

  9. 9
    Raise Taxes Now says:

    I’d pay more tax to have this man banged up for longer.

  10. 10
    Allah the Almighty says:

    Cling film’s a bastard, isn’t it? I usually claw at it for ten minutes, then attack it with my teeth, then a kitchen knife.

    In future, buy several rolls of it, and if one starts playing up, just bin it and open a new one.

  11. 11
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    If we were to send him back, could Maria Miller and David Laws join him. Also the guy who claimed for a Duck Pond, he should be in Prison. Also Tony Blair.

  12. 12
    We really must do something about Rolf says:


  13. 13
    Anon says:

    He is a thief. The sentence was far too short.

  14. 14
    Phil Hammond says:

    ISIS have captured Mosul dam. Time to reform 617 Squadron.

  15. 15
    Dennis MacShameless says:

    19 false invoices
    Faked signatures
    A fictitious employee
    Tens of thousands of pounds looted

    As the interview clearly shows he has yet to be rehabilitated. He should be sent back to prison until he comes to term with the crimes against society.

  16. 16
    Brodie Clarke says:

    If you double the current cell occupancy, have one fixed menu for all inmates you will be able to achieve your desired aim at no additional cost whatsoever to the taxpayer.

  17. 17
    The EU Ministry of Truth says:

    That sounds like something Josef Goebbels would say.

  18. 18
    Harsh but fair says:

    Quadruple the cell occupancy and let them resort to cannibalism,

  19. 19
    non taxable pikey says:

    Why give this PofS publicity. Starved of it he will wither and hopefully disappear into obscurity.

  20. 20
    Forward with guidance says:

    I heard Miller has jetted out of the country.

    Who said British Justice is the finest in the world ?

  21. 21
    P C Plod says:

    What was the name of the fictitious employee ?

  22. 22
    Harsh but fair says:

    He should have his hands amputated.

  23. 23
    Eric Schön says:

    May Ditup?

  24. 24
    Jobs for the boys says:

    Can you eat Human Rights ?

  25. 25
    Lord Slug of Troughville says:

    Bent lefty robbing tw%t. His sentence was far too short. Todays judges are such nancy boys

  26. 26
    Eric Schön says:

    Yes. Right arm, right leg. Maybe use the right lung in a haggis.

  27. 27
    Sandalista says:

    “Also the guy who claimed for a Duck Pond, he should be in Prison.”,

    To be fair a) he claimed it openly rather than fraudulently and b) if I recall rightly, it was not paid.

  28. 28
    Timmy Tour says:

    So he got out of his sentence early without the need to demonstrate remorse?

  29. 29
    Sir Chengin says:

    I bet he spends the next week emailing Google, issuing “right to be forgotten” take-down requests.

  30. 30

    None of us in here is actually guilty of anything, which is funny when you think about it.

  31. 31
    Michael Corby says:

    Without anaesthetic.

  32. 32
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Whats all this about Boris Johnson taking over from Cameron before the next Election?

  33. 33
    Taxfodder says:

    Wasi, MacShane, Bercow, Cameron, Millipeed and Clegg…

    All have opinions, all have an agenda to suit their argument and/or betterment.

    You vote, you get people Duh!

  34. 34

    “The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

  35. 35
    NUM (Maerdy) Branch says:

    Rejoice at that good news

  36. 36
    Ian Duncan Smith says:

    “The UK is attracting high levels of immigration because the benefit system is allowing too many British born people to escape work”

  37. 37
    Isn't "Open Prison" an oxymoron? says:

    I guess our corrupt politicians have a vested interest in ensuring the penal system doesn’t impose much in the way of punishment.

  38. 38
    Rob Roy says:

    When you look at it like that a YES vote really makes sense as things will have to change.

  39. 39
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Denis is clearly innocent just like what I am. Boaz.

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband's Parasite Party (for shirkers, not workers) says:

    Work is unnecessary, demeaning and pointless. Vote Labour and we will help you escape from it.

  41. 41
    Wanda from Warsaw says:

    As soon as my ISA is bulging I am going back to Warsaw and you British bastards can make your own beds and clean your own toilets.

  42. 42
    Black dog says:

    They now have the capability to put Baghdad under 6 foot of water if they choose. They blew up the last dam the captured.

  43. 43

    Gordon Brown?
    Well he never turns up does he?

  44. 44
    Cam will fix it says:

    I want a robot and a driverless electic car for Xmas Mr Cameron.

  45. 45
    Owen Jones says:

    En route to Westminster for my first day working at Conservative Party Campaign Headquarters!

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    Bricktop says:

    FFS, once again giving this sack of shite publicity. Just ignore everything he says and does and hopefully he will slide into obscurity and end up collecting trolleys at Tesco.Typical MP mindset still, worse than a fucking Scouser, it wasnt his fault.

  48. 48
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    You should really write a book and offer to sell it to the Daily Mail , mate.

  49. 49
    OTT says:

    Great actor but FFS Sky been going on about Robin Williams for almost 45 minutes now. Meanwhile in Itaq they are still dying on a mountain, Syria slaughters continue and the Middle East descends into anarchy.

  50. 50
    Realist says:

    Buckingham Palace should be converted into flats for MP’s and the Queen moved to Windsor. It’s an obscenity that the place is left for the sole enjoyment of two pensioners and their flunkies. That would solve the expense row for MP’s regarding where to live

  51. 51
    so what says:

    incontinence more like

    funny how hes got straight access to the media

  52. 52
    The assume the electorate are as thick as fuck says:

    “I claimed thousands, and I have over the course of my life spent thousands so therefore it was all legit.”


  53. 53
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    MacShane was alleged to have passed twelve invoices from the “European Policy Institute” for “research and translation” expenses to the parliamentary authorities, and claimed for eight laptop computers in three years. A number of newspapers stated that the EPI was “controlled” by MacShane’s brother, Edmund Matyjaszek, a claim which MacShane denied: “The EPI was set up 20 years ago by a network of people on the Left working in Europe and the US… Ed is my Brother, but simply administrates it.”

  54. 54
    Michelin Man says:

    It’s not the food, he’s been inflated to 125 psi. They should have kept going to 200, then he’d have burst.

  55. 55
    Mo from Hells Kitchen says:

    To prevent the end disappearing wrap the entire roll around your face, paying close attention to the mouth and nostrils. In 15 minutes you will not care about cling film as you are introduced to many virgins*

    * hymen may be ruptured.

  56. 56
    P l e b says:

    Out of touch or what? This just shows politicians up for what they are and that their only interest is self-interest. Mr Simmonds can I ask what you think of people in the UK trying to bring up a family on the minimum wage or having to go to food banks to feed their family? Sir, you are an absolute moron and everyone like you should be thrown out of parliament. We desperately need a parliament that truly represents the people of the UK!

  57. 57
    albacore says:

    These days, when you vote for Parliament
    It would only be by accident
    That you’d get owt but a useful tool
    Well-trained in the EU commie school

  58. 58
    Sunny Jim says:

    Lying and denial are in a politician’s DNA

  59. 59
    McShame says:

    I tripped and fell on the money. Honest.

  60. 60
    P l e b says:

    PS: Vote Labour.

  61. 61
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Correct, and stop the breeding subsidy called Child Benefit and you stop the single mother families of 5 kids produced for the money as well as stopping the mozzie breeding programme.

  62. 62
    House of Ill repute says:

    We know.

  63. 63
    Tom Catesby says:

    Don’t give this throughing, thieving git any oxygen of publicity or credibility. Channel 4 were wrong to have him on. Don’t buy the book. Andrex is probably cheaper anyway.

  64. 64
    The totalitarian regime formally known as ISIS says:

    *claps furiously*

  65. 65
    Vesuvius says:

    Frankly, my dear….

    What was the dog’s name – the one that gets run over every time it’s shown on TV?

  66. 66
    (optional) says:

    Politicians eh?

    They still don’t get it.

    £35k to rent somewhere in London. But as the taxpayer won’t fund a mansion overlooking Horseguards Parade, or heaven forbid, get on the tube with the plebs, this tool spits his dummy and strops off.

    Bye then

  67. 67
    Thick as they come says:

    Is that Jean Claude Van Dams brother?

  68. 68
    Ozzie says:

    Move to Slough and commute, like I had to do, you wanker.

  69. 69
    A doctor writes. says:

    The advice you gave about the kitchen knife was fine. Failure to open and wrap the cling film tightly around the face, means she can slash the wrists with the knife or alternatively try both.

  70. 70
    Ben T Receipts says:

    I did not have specs with that woman.

  71. 71
    Tooting Popular Front says:

    Try being a serviceman, or a lower paid worker in London who has to commute as they can’t afford to live in London. This is pure hypocrisy, this man is on around £120,000 a year, it just goes to show what sort of world these Tories occupy. People have to pay bedroom tax in communities they have lived in for years or face removal from those areas, yet this guy wants 2 homes. It just goes to show how out of touch and how selfish this party is. Wish I had a job paying £120,000 which I could walk away from.

  72. 72

    Did he write the first draft on Prison Andrex ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  73. 73
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Yes with poverty for all and an Islamic state as well, super!

  74. 74
    Look out, incoming fuckwit !!!!! says:

    Round my way, food banks mean the unemployed can now afford to go to the pub.

    So spare me your whiny crap.

  75. 75
    A doctor writes. says:

    As above… Arms amputated, then eaten, in a nourishing prison broth.

  76. 76
    Casual Observer II says:

    Never mind this fucker – concentrate on all the thieving bastards still in the HoC

  77. 77
    Don't vote for LIBLAB or CON says:

    Hello, this is a McShame theiving cnut LABOUR thread, are you awake?

  78. 78
    Executive Summary says:

    What is the best fertiliser for a money tree?

  79. 79
    Mable Thorpe says:

    I can see what Vicky sees in him phwoar…

  80. 80

    That’s been tried, but it did not work out:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  81. 81
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Name was Hamas fighter. Channel 4 News would never find him.

  82. 82
    Baboon's arse says:

    Imbibed through a straw, I take it. Or perhaps a tube of slightly greater diameter, to accept the bits.

  83. 83
    Tom Catesby says:

    Yes… RAF will not be required, except to air drop packing cases full of wellies. If Baghdad doesn’t surrender, ISIS will put it under water.

  84. 84
    inside out says:

    Does he keep his pension? most company pension schemes had a clause cancelling the pension if you defrauded the company.But then Westminster final salary pension scheme does’t have a fund as such just paid from current tax receipts.

  85. 85
    Ed Miliband says:

    Sorry to hear about Mr Williams. Angels is one of my all time favourite songs.


  86. 86
    Baboon's arse says:

    Kay Burley?

  87. 87
    Am I missing something says:

    Wouldn’t it be better to house several newly arrived imigrants, so they would have a decent central location to look for work from?

  88. 88
    Winston says:

    Just shows how the political/media establishment look after each other. Huhne hasn’t been off the BBC and the Guardian since he was released.

    Vote UKIP to break the cosy political/media stitch-up.

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    inside out says:

    No put them in one of those tower blocks in Elephant and Castle,they can either walk to work or the bus and tube.

  90. 90

    And R’ussia continues it’s mobilization against E’urope.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    inside out says:

    The only thing is Sharia law could cut repeat offending with lots of prisoners walking around minus their hands or heads.

  92. 92
    Bob says:

    I thought you were no longer supposed to be able to profit from a criminal conviction ?

    His book and promotional tour just illustrate the mindset of this criminal ex-MP.

    A normal person would quietly exit prison and keep a low profile thereafter.

    Before we know it, McShane will be demanding a Royal pardon !
    I’d bet he attempts to stand again as an MP.

    …and it was all a conspiracy against him, and it was all our fault.

    The MSM should just blank him.

  93. 93
    Owhine Jones says:

    Will Red Ed demand a judge led inquiry?

  94. 94
    ScumSpotter says:

    So all is going as planned then.

  95. 95
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    Something for the next crop of manifestos perhaps ?

  96. 96
    The Critic says:

    Quite agree. He may well have only reclaimed for money he spent. What he chooses to forget (and what the lefty media ignore) is that the reclaimed money was not spent on the items for which he claimed. The judge did not believe him either.

    The Parliamentary Commisioner observed:

    ‘The invoiced claims were no more than broad estimates of what Mr McShane had spent’ – The money was paid into a bank account controlled by him.

    He tried to blame the Commons administrators for not picking up the false claims!

    ‘Payments for travel to Paris to interview candiates for Mr McShane’s Personal Assistant were not justifiable’ Too right.

    Don’t forget, Dennis failed to co-operate with the investigation for three months.

    A complete c’unt and a thief. Whatever drivel he as written ,we don’t need any more insight into this waste of space IMHO.

  97. 97
    Ed Balls says:


  98. 98

    Still waiting for someone from the thousands of, in particular, girlie raghead marchers to denounce the living burial of women and children in I rack. No, it’s all just a laugh/ fashion thing.

    Well, dears, it’s your parts that will get cut when you get UK shar’ia so WAKE UP.

    As for your everyday Mosk shufflers, well, are they actually human life forms?

  99. 99
    john in cheshire says:

    I would imagine that to muslims, clingfilm is haram, since virtually everything that doesn’t involve brutal killing is forbidden by the religion of death.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    What is it with these fucking scum – their sheer brass neck! Why can’t they just slink back into the shadows and never be heard from again!

  101. 101
    BBC says:

    We have fucked up and included this link in the top 10 Most Popular on our main page.

  102. 102
    The Growler says:

    The Nick treatment has been reserved for Lieboristas, excepting of course ‘Miranda’ (who never really was Liebore) the rest of the shysters have either left before they could be proscuted (why not) or just sidelined until the dust has died down.

  103. 103
    Rolf says:

    see you soon Den.

  104. 104
    A reasonable man says:

    Kids are slaughtered daily in Gaza
    Tories does fuck all.

    Kids on a mountain in Iraq.
    Tories can’t wait to help.

  105. 105
    Ronnie Biggs says:

    I never done nothing wrong neither. I just claimed expenses off a train.

  106. 106
    Neil Down says:

    So the exact opposite of the left, who only care about dead kids if they’re in Gaza.

  107. 107
    The Growler says:

    And of course they they have the full backing and Dave’s total confidence in them, why doesn’t he call them into his office and ask them to temporally to step down until they have have been exonerated with the offer of another office.

  108. 108

    “Crook writes Book , No one gives a Fuck”


  109. 109
    Tony Blur says:

    Some people say that the left killed kiddies in Iraq.

  110. 110
    Edukashun, Educashoin, Edukashine says:

    Either Tory does …. or Tories do …

  111. 111
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    We have a winner !

    Great point.

    Perhaps it has something to do with Friends of Israel influence…??

    This is just one example why they should not be welcomed in UK politics.

  112. 112
    Denis Matyjaszek says:

    Ah, back to the land of my forefathers. Can I come too, I have a fat bulging wallet from years of troughing.

  113. 113
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    You go down for Fraud whilst sitting as an MP, then release a book when you get out…

    Jeffrey Archer springs to mind.

  114. 114
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    You might be right.

  115. 115
    Realist says:

    You’re not the real Realist. That’s one of my names. And as a proud subject of HM, I refuse to be a citizen of the EU and I resent your making the comment under my name, leftie bastard.

  116. 116
    The Growler says:

    JUST DON’T DO THE CRIME, simple as that, trouble is big money attracts those who are inclined to crime and the more money, the more they are attracted, you always get the opportunist criminal ie the temptation is just too great.

  117. 117
    It's an elephant in the room. says:

    Some publisher seems to think he has a money value, nothing like being a lefty capitalist, will he give the money, the 20p he makes to a charity and not his charity.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    “Crook Who Took Looks to Get Off Hook While Plugging Book”
    rejects testable reality, and substitutes his own? There’s a lot of it about.
    Isis interweb videos show their foot-sore soldiers putting a case, for face-to-face battle with America. Rather than suffering clinical excision by drones. How long before ‘supreme’ science devises and deploys a cogency-chip, onboard such unreasoning devices? The better to seek out and destroy non-confirmable ideological idiocy, wherever it may exist. The only drawback being, those once merely smart yet now truly intelligent drones might return to sender. Since that religion known as atheism, is also ‘purely’ based on personal certainty. Which when questioned is exposed, as mere conjecture behind a mask. Much in the same manner, as every other human belief system is. Oh! the irony of drones, devised by drones, dealing death to other drones. We may but hope to reach a future, where human cerebral computers can be retrofitted with that same long-overdue cogency-chip upgrade. The better to encounter the ultimate epiphany. That self-supporting argument has no need of muscle, to make-good any and all fatal fallibility deficiencies and stasis-state logical inconsistencies.

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    “Unlike some of my other former colleagues there isn’t a single bit of personal profit for me. ”

    Really so what happened to all those fuckin laptops ?

    “As several prisoners said to me” Pick that fuckin soap up Now !

  121. 121
    with aid like this, who needs aid? says:

    I see ths pathetic government is dropping solar lights on the Christians fleeing from the hoards of barbaric Mohammedans.

    FFS Every boy scout knows that a tin of sardines in oil and a bit of fluff as a wick from his belly button makes the perfect lamp and he can eat the sardines afterwards. Plus in this case the sardine tins make good weapons, I’ve never opened one once yet without cutting myself.

  122. 122
    concrete pump says:

    Cum is high in calories.

  123. 123
    Fog says:

    OTT – the slaughtering will go on forever and ever, but Robin Williams will only die once.

  124. 124

    Aint just Torys mate! The lefties are the worst hypocrits, Iv’e got the MP’s job so you can stick the red flag up your…..

  125. 125

    RT Report on Humanitarian Aid to L’ugansk:

    Seems to be taking L’avrov’s line, but at odds with K’iev’s official line and the EU’s.

    Interesting points:

    i) R’ussian aid convoy is large – over 300 vehicles.
    ii) ICRC are to send their own aid later – this convoy is R’ussian only.
    iii) The convoy has already started moving, due at U’kraine – R’ussia border tomorrow.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  126. 126
    The Growler says:

    Hmmm, how many “banksters” have actually from the big melt down and Libor rigging are actually doing bird, there was a small number RBS ones who fought tooth and nail not to be extradited to the USA, where if found guilty would have experienced the real “Big Bubber”

  127. 127
    Barry RWeed says:

    Maybe no financial profit but the money he stole kept him out of debt, so it was to his financial gain just the same.

  128. 128
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Hypocrisy and Mendacity – it’s in Labour’s D-N-A.

  129. 129

    The mooz bed sit defenders seem up early. Bennies day is it?

    Still awaiting details of how being buried alive equates to being too thick to move you family when the knock on the door comes.

  130. 130
    It's an elephant in the room. says:

    I thought the two pensioners owned Buckingham Palace, would you steal a house off a pair of pensioners, yes you would, your a lefty, MP’s get paid enough and are on good expenses, if they can’t sort themselves out, how do you expect them to help run the country, as they have turned being an MP into a job, then either do it or go and let someone else do it, we have plenty of immigrants who will quite happily do a better job for a cheaper price, MPs should live within our means.

  131. 131
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Is MacShameless still shagging that old cast-off of mine, Prycky Vice ?

  132. 132
    Denis McShawshank says:

    Hey! I’m innocent.

    The stinkin’ Lawyer fucked me!

  133. 133
    Yasser Arafat says:

    How many British new Parliamentary Candidates for 2015 are:

    ‘Friends of Israel’

    Questions need to be put to them.

  134. 134
    Jammy Dodger says:

    You do realise that there is only so much one cash strapped ickle country can do? The world is full of deserving and undeserving causes and it is impossible to meddle in all of them.

    If you feel strongly then sell all your belongings, your wives and your mother and either give the money to your preferred causes or go and be with them and give your practical help.


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    What a horrible excuse for a man

  136. 136
    Denis McShawshank says:

    She gave me crabs

  137. 137
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    How DARE he claim that I nicked money from the Taxpayers !!

  138. 138
    John Profumo says:

    If I did now, what I did then, it would pass without comment.

  139. 139
    Getting the bird says:

    If not that, then you might match the Labour Party by giving everyone a free owl.

  140. 140
    Herr A Hitler says:

    I never did trust the Poles.

  141. 141
    Home Thoughts from Abroad says:

    Hi all! Having a great time chillaxing here in Portugal. Don’t forget I only want to be contacted if something really important happens. For example, somebody slagging off gay marriage. Anything other than that, just ignore it and it’ll go away. I’m off down to the beach with Sam now to catch some rays. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Toodle pip.

  142. 142
    Pricky Vyce says:

    I got them from a Liberal Democrab.

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    Vote UKIP says:

  144. 144
    Betjeman updated says:

    “Come friendly bombers and blow up Slough”

  145. 145

    R’ussian humour…

    Piece on the 3km long convoy which has departed for U’kraine:


    Interesting detail: It departed from a town called A’labino – which is just outside M’oscow.

    Note: That town may have a familiar sounding name as it is where the World Tank Biathlon is being held this year.

    Should be final day of ‘Pursuit’ today, but here’s a recap if you’ve missed any of it:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  146. 146
    EeeYepBl­­owing Whistles says:

    Tell me about it !

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    Mcshame is pure liebor vermin and so equals to a useful idiot benefit.

  148. 148
    Boris a soon to be PM err hhm MP says:

    Don’t worry Dave, why not stay chillaxing in Portugal until say next June, keep away from Twatter and Facebook and just enjoy.

  149. 149
    Rolling News stuck in a rut says:

    Did a comedian commit suicide yesterday or was it some one whos death the whole world will mourn?

  150. 150
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Erm… that’s who it was built for.

  151. 151
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Not correct. Profiting from criminal activities and profiting from a criminal conviction are two different things. Otherwise Australia would be bankr­upt.

  152. 152
    Boris a soon to be PM err hhm MP says:

    He has a good excuse he was only following how his bosses operated, Blair and Brown, we saved the world, for us to asset strip.

  153. 153
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:


    Fraternal Greetings.

    We have plenty of food and water here. So please, please do not send any of your Russian Peace Convoys.

    We saw what happened in the Baltics, Hungary, Prague, Poland, Azerbaijan, Georgia etc.

  154. 154
    Wasn’t us mister says:

    It’s sad, liked him, but the media here must think he was a god of comedy, he got paid to work.

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    Bricktop says:

    And what was all that bollox at the start of the interview about borrowing pens or pencils & writing his diary on any old scraps of paper – utter rot, prisoners are allowed writing materials whenever they want them. He thinks he’s the Count of Monte Cristo, when in actual fact he’s a cnut.

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    The sub Continent of India says:

    Today we have landed a space craft on Mars.

    Thank you to the British Taxpayers for your help.

  157. 157

    As E’urope is not importing R’ussian food and R’ussia stopped importing E’uropean food because of shortages in E’urope, the propaganda may not be with you.

    Look out for future RT pieces explaining how the ICRC are responsible for hunger in B’ritain.

    NB: The real shortages which do exist in LNR / DNR are directly due to the activities of S’trelkov.

    The shelling of power stations and water plants was done after the dysfunction he attempted to introduce started to re-function.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  158. 158
    Ed Miliband says:

    Ruth Smeeth is one of my candidates and she’s standing in Stoke North (little Gaza)

    A fucking hell hole of a place where white people need a passport to enter at border control.

    She is a ‘Friend of Israel’

  159. 159
    The two Muppets says:

    I expect Big Bubba in D wing will be sorry to see him go .

  160. 160
    The man on the clapped out omnibus says:

    This thing is going nowhere fast. He should be sent straight back to the lock-up; and that is not the garage for which he claimed many thousands.

  161. 161
    The Establishment Rules OK says:

    I expect the BBC and Sky will go into day of wailing and gnashing of teeth when the preposterous lefty Stephen Fry finally tops himself.

  162. 162
    Jack Ketch says:

    Oleic Acid is used to make most plastic wrap products. One source in vegetable oil, but it is more likely to come from our good old mate–the porker. But what ever you do, don’t tell the bacon dodgers either side of Stamford Hill that, sales will plummet.

  163. 163
  164. 164
    Jack Ketch says:

    Proceeds of Crime Act 2008. Part2. Confiscation of goods and cash.

  165. 165
    Jack Ketch says:

    “It isn’t fit for humans now”

    “O”-Level English paper 1966.

    In 2010 48% of the population of Slough was “Asian or Black”. Should John Betjeman’s poems go the same way as the Gollys and Huck Finn?

  166. 166

    No signs of rehabilitation here – send him back for another dose.

  167. 167
  168. 168
    Jack Ketch says:

    He did eight weeks soft time. Now he thinks that he is Nelson Mandela as his comment on writing materials appears to have been lifted from Mandela’s book.

  169. 169
    Eeh up lad says:

    He a thieving toerag – and his choice in women is crap – Joan Smith – urrrgh! ;

  170. 170
    lojolondon says:

    Yes, but soon, very soon, the book will be cheaper than Andrex!!

  171. 171
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    He is a total complete and utter thieving lying hunt. Do not give this bag of shit any more publicity unless it is his obituary.

  172. 172
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Anyone seen my paper and pen?

  173. 173
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    He was convicted of criminal acts in a criminal court.

    He admitted his criminality on the day of the hearing after previously making out he was innocent .

    He was condemned to prison and went to prison for his actions.

    His conviction was never revoked.

    He was released from prison early on licence (do you still have to acknowledge your guilt to get this or has this become another Tory tax saving dodge ? ) .

    This man is now out of jail but has a criminal conviction still against his name.

    This is all you need to know.

  174. 174
    Norma Stitz says:

    The one worthwhile point he made on that shameless interview; Why is David Laws at liberty after stealing £40,000 from the taxpayer?

  175. 175
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    I Wouldn’t trust him to organise a piss up in a brewery.

  176. 176
    Betjeman even further updated says:

    No bombs!
    The prudent Briton Slough preserves,
    It has the people it deserves.

  177. 177
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Indeed Sir and as i pointed out with the geobbels saying no less.

  178. 178
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


  179. 179
    RichUpNorth says:

    What a piece of effluent MacShane is.

  180. 180
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Disgusting socialist scum.bag, hope he dies of syphilis and Ebola

  181. 181
    lojolondon says:

    Sentenced to 6 months, served 6 weeks. Says all you want to know about the British justice system really. McShame on Dirty Dennis for showing his face and McShame on Channel 4 for allowing him to punt his book.

  182. 182
    Owen Jones says:

    No it isn’t! Look at me; and I’ve drank plenty!

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