August 11th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


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    Pawl Dacre says:

    Please send money.

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    The Tories get dirty. Very dirty. says:

    Mud sticks, even though the Mail story was a pack of lies, even though UKIP will win in court if the the Mail let it go that far, the damage is done because mud sticks.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    The story about propaganda is a load of Goebbels.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    concrete pump says:

    Utter Boccasile.

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    Kenneth Clarke says:

    Who are the fruitcakes who read the Daily Mail ?

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Tony Hitler and Adolf Blair….both mass murderers.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Deplorable tactics!

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    Nigel Mirage says:

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    Oi, enough already says:

    Cartel establishment media stooges pedalling smear stories trying to discredit UKIP ahead of the 2015 election, the establishment cartel an its army of clients are afraid and feel threatened.

    Expect more of this kind of bin diving smear merchant lies in the run up to 2015, the cartel stands to lose a great deal, wealth being siphoned off in gigantic quantities to fund a crony state system stuffed with clients.

    The stakes are immense, we stand to lose our country and the crony system stands to lose its position, if they win we we are finished and if we win they are finished.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    I have to admit that I am not a great fan of Boris, but his piece in the Telegraph today regarding the Kurds is excellent and deserves comparison with the jaded, one-sided comments of Fisk in the Independent.

    Boris also seems to see that Iraq as a united entity is no longer an option, something that Obama still has to realise.

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    What’s a little bit of goose-stepping between friends?

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    common sense says:

    Don’t be too hard on Ukip every party has a couple of outspoken freaks that say things they shouldn’t and everyone wishes they would go away, just look at miliband and balls

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    Wake up! says:

    The dirt comes from Labour

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    Owen Jones says:

    I was in Waitrose on Saturday and they had so many different brands and types of butter. Utterly wasteful and unnecessary.

    But there’s only one Bollinger champagne ,thank heavens.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, socialism has a lot to answer for.

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    Constant reader, occasional participant says:

    Is Guido all right? There wasn’t a sign of him on Sunday?

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    Irony overload says:

    I mentioned this yesterday and was called a leftie cretin for it. And now Guido’s highlighted it too. I suppose that makes him a leftie too. UKIP supporters really need to stop being so over sensitive. The problem isn’t in the policies, it’s some of the idiots who lack any political savvy and don’t realise mentioning Hitler in any context just gives fuel to critics and opponents.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Hamas has killed dozens of it’s tunnel diggers in past few weeks fearing they may reveal locations to Israel.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Much too early in the day to be staring abject failure in the face. . .could we wait until Vichy Dave has lost the next election fair and square please??

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    ancientpopeye says:

    So what, his comments are totally correct, Hitler was a mesmeric orator and Blair a past master at lying as “a regular kind of guy would.”
    The UKIP MEP may not have used his discretion well, but his comments, much as I despise Hitler and Blair in about similar amounts, nothing was wrong in the statements.

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    Norm Normal says:

    I still come across that ignorant, homogeneous ‘All 1 nation’ idea frequently.

    When will the USA and UK get it into their heads that many people across the world don’t identify with a national identity.

    What exactly is an Iraqi anyway? I thought we had learned this lesson by 2007.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    How thoughtful of them, it will save the Israelis having to demolish their houses.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Village Idiot says:


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    Owen Jokes says:

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    Taxfodder says:

    It is well kn own that Ukip are horrible they eat children, beat up Grannies, kick fluffy animals and spit on the pavement.

    They have no taste in clothes and they refuse to wear wellingtons on rainy days….

    UKIP are not rich, but are smelly. Ukip plebs live in little boxes and drive dull cars and get very dirty at work, They mostly drink beer and some even smoke!

    There children come home from school each day and go back the next day….sometimes but not often so are very very stupid and nasty.

    This is all true and fact I read it in the newspapers…..

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    Taxfodder says:

    They also can’t spell very well….

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    Village Idiot says:

    The Sun has lost its’ way,sorry,but you had my pennies’ for 40yrs,but so dumbed down is it,that I have severed my ritualistic, buying of the paper!
    …Farewell “Sun”, you were good once!…(I expect banishment,but frankly my dear,i don,t give a damn.)

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    Yes; and like all large scale projects, they didn’t achieve it by themselves! Even evil Dictators need a well-rewarded cohort of willing senior Staff Officers to implement the wider sweep of their dangerous imaginations. Step forward, mr Campbell, Mr Short, Mr Brown. The Price is Right!

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    George Galloway says:

    ISIS. Boko Haram. Al Queda. Hamas. And the villain of the piece for liberals? Yes -Israel.

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    Owen Jones,the original champagne socialist says:

    Bollinger champagne will never, ever be nationalised…….trust me.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Its a “Warsi” distraction op!….Nothing, nothing will entice me to ever vote for the Liblabcon ever again,so , do your worst, it means nothing and shows the UKIP detractors for what they are,scum!

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….You don,t believe in “Free speech” then in your utopia?

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    Norm Normal says:

    I’ve heard several people note Hitler as an example during public speaking courses over the years? It’s not an endorsement FFS!

    WTF happened to this country? Now you are threatened with police investigation for mentioning a historical fact in Public? Bizarre!

    I’ve seen BBC documentaries that analyse Hitler’s public speaking style and note how effective it was.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Tony Tygah says:


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    It's better than being ignored says:

    His comments were totally correct. It was the way the daily Mail presented and twisted them that was totally wrong.

    On the plus side, if the top establishment newspaper is resorting to such gutter tactics then it must mean that the LibLabCons are well and truly shitting bricks about UKIP.

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    Ed the One Nation Socialist says:

    Surely it is Red Ed and his one Nation socialism that is the Hitler clone, that and his dad was called Adolf too.

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    NeverRed says:

    The dirt comes from the media, unfortunately even from the best site for political stories Guido!

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    Maqboul the fool says:

    Vote UKIP and watch the faux Tories disappear up their own Tory wet arse.

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    Labour 4 terrorists says:

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    Norm Normal says:

    Regarding your public speaking style and delivery George, studied Hitler did you, or just a coincidence?

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    NeverRed says:

    I used to like Procol Harum, I hope they aren’t on any proscribed list!

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I could not agree more. I have not officially announced yet that I will be joining UKIP but I can make an important announcement for my constituents. Press Release: Mike Hancock CBE MP will shortly be discharged from his seven month, taxpayer funded at £700 a day, holiday from the Priory Clinic, Marchwood. Obviously his constituents are queing up for his valuable advice and counselling from their hard working MP. Mike will soon be carrying out his MP surgeries in his constituency office at 1A Albert Road Southsea. Demand for his services will undoubtedly be high so, sadly, a strict rationing system will be introduced until he has cleared the backlog. Initially only female constituents under the age of 18 will be seen by Mike at his surgery, further announcements will be made when this large backlog has been cleared. Boaz.

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    It is August.

    It is hot.

    Think calming thoughts and:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Norm Normal says:

    I hear he went on Holiday without a permission slip signed by all of us?

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    Mr Neddy says:

    Indeed. What Hitler said was utterly deplorable. They way he said them, the style and delivery was mesmerising and captivated his audience, and that is what UKIP mean.

    The hysteria in the left is only to distract from their own culpability in supporting the socialist policies of Hitler and worse.

    What Hitler actually did was utterly horrific. But let’s look at what the left have been doing all this past couple of weeks?

    Defending Hamas, who have been praying for Hitler to be reincarnated and come back to finish the final solution. Lefties last week were retweeting an image of Hamas where they were saying “Bring back Hitler so he can finish what he started”

    UKIP picked up on the way Hitler spoke. NOT what he said.

    Labour, the BBC et al were supporting people who supported Hitler’s atrocities… Which in leftyThink is the same as supporting Hitler’s atrocities.

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    Owen Jones,the original champagne socialist says:

    Warsi is just a racist pig, poisonous and divisive. Another fine example of Cameron’s piss poor judgement.

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    Mr Neddy says:

    Labour for terrorists who pray for Hitler to return….

    There, fixed that for you.

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    Herbie the N@zi says:

    The current generation and the BBC seem to have a thing about Hitler, N@zis and taking the piss out of them, that previous generations the generations that fought Hitler or who were directly affected did not.

    The Volkswagen Beatle, a car that we all loved in the 60s & 70s even though it was Hitler’s “people’s car”, that’s what Volkswagen means., was featured by James May in a telly prog last night. And in every second sentence May felt obliged to say that he did not agree with the politics of Hitler or the N@zis? Why did he or the BBC feel the need to state the obvious now, when previously it would be taken as read?

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    Irony overload says:

    Read what I said. The most basic thing in politics is not to give your enemies any opportunity or excuse to attack you. It doesn’t matter that he was referring to Hitler’s charisma, anyone with an ounce of intelligence knows you cannot frame any mention of Hitler in a positive context without it being toxic PR. It’s not about free speech, it’s about having the sense to know you’re handing a gift to your opponents on a plate by making such comments.

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    A storm called Bertha says:

    Not hot anymore, it isn’t.

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    Amjad Bashir UKIP MEP fanzone says:

    She says nice things about you too!

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    Norm Normal says:

    I’m beginning to think newspapers should be wrapped in plain packaging lest they corrupt minors, bewitch the feeble minded and afflict those prone to outrage!

    Vote UKIP!

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    Anonymous says:

    Frankly, if the ‘bought-and-paid-for’ media were to prove that Farage’s hobby was raping young nuns I would still vote UKIP. They really are getting desperate and the trouble is we “ain’t seen nothin’ yet”. Wait until the Spring…

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    Ex con says:

    It’s 12 Celcius

    And I’m off to the opera.

    I’ve recently voted.

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    Maehdi Hasan says:

    With the cheap blue suit, buttoned up check shirt and no tie, Owen Jones has never looked more like a junior Hasidic rabbi…

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    One has to remember that one of the real long-term problems for the area that was Iraq was the creation of a Kurdish “National Territory”. Until The random Taliban-al Quaeda mercenaries buggared the job up, clearly one had been established with covert US supervision and military assistance but was not prepared for serious assault.
    ISIS can be interdicted into de facto powerlessness. But the set back is that they will go into Syria, which will restart that war, and upset Russia even more.
    What an incompetent, department of Strategic planning. And we have to watch out of date old Iraq-war footage of air-interdiction whilst the American planners ponder WTF to do with a mercenary army equipped with up-to-date G/A missiles that they supplied in the first place. Doh!

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    David Cameron’s sponsors seem to have been advertising the EU over the weekend in Cr!mea:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Warsi the Hypocrit says:

    It was a bit Rich of Warsi saying that Dave would not get the Mohammedans’ vote when it was Dave who made her a Baroness after the Mohammedans failed to vote for her.

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    Kipper loonies the new loony left says:

    What the fuck has it got to do with the Tories or the mail? One of your twats went off the rails on a racist rant
    Get over it.

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    My great-uncle listened to all those speeches from Berlin in the 1930s. He did not think that Hitl*r was a great speaker, but merely an effective ranter, like an old-fashioned centre-forward who could smack the ball in the net but could not do much else. Goeb*els, by contrast, was the finest public speaker he ever heard, a subtle master of rhetoric, lies and half-truths who could have the audience eating out of his hand.

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    Kipper loonies the new loony left says:

    Awwww fucking didums.

    The mail quite often and certainly the mirror, guardian, I and the BbC and C4 always twist everything to do with the Tories

    Didn’t notice you bitching and moaning about that. FFS stop bloody whining and get a backbone.

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    Brendon Masy says:

    Eh? When it was the Russians who lost more than everyone else put together fighting the Germans?

    And I’ve deliberately said Germans as these days we have fallen for the politically correct label of N@zis which is supposed to make us feel better about what the GERMANS did in the war. Let there be no mistake that the it wasn’t just the few members of the N@zi party that made up the army of Germany.

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    Anonymous says:

    Notice the CND mark on the poster behind them. Another organisation that was completely totally and utterly wrong about everything. They would have been right but they only comp,signed from the safety of their own armchairs or Greenham common . Love to have seen that done in Russia.

    Bunch of twats they were.

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    Whine says:

    Wine Should Carry Health Warning, Say MPs.

    Mp’s should be tattooed with one

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    UKIPPER says:

    Never before in the field of political conflict has so much dirt digging by so many been aimed at so few. But this is not the end or the begining of the end it is the end of the begining of our chance to rid the HOC of the present scum.


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    Polly Toynbee says:

    HAHAHAHAHA, that just about sums up that little shit ,Owen Jones.

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    Violent Asquith says:

    This news item was also gratefully rehearsed by the BBC. Westminster parties can now rejoice in suggesting that UKIP are, alas, a one-man band.

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    Moaners says:

    Oh so its ok when the Tories are smeared but not UKIP

    Od do fuck right off Knut

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    Calling your enemy Savages says:

    Tory MPs calling for Dave to drop bombs on the foreign “savages” without holding a vote in Parliament. 12 months ago Tory MPs voted Dave down when he proposed dropping bombs on legitimate foreign army.

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    Maqboul the fool says:

    Get over it, Camoron and his Tories are dead in the water.

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    Calling your enemy Savages says:

    Tory MPs calling for Dave to drop bombs on the foreign “savages” without holding a vote in Parliament. 12 months ago Tory MPs voted Dave down when he proposed dropping bombs on a legitimate foreign army.

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    Apple for miss says:

    Does we get fined like the proles do for not having the kids there to sign the morning register

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    Not a pro EU anything says:

    ” Goeb*els, by contrast, was the finest public speaker he ever heard, a subtle master of rhetoric, lies and half-truths who could have the audience eating out of his hand. ” Not unlike EU Funded Pro EU Troll then?

    Vote UKIP

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    Finished Tories says:

    Get over it ,Camoron and his Tories are dead in the water.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Perhaps it’s because this fair land is in the grip of Politically Correct Socialist fundamentalists?

    I stupidly said the common phrase “chinese whispers” in a job interview once and noticed the HR apparatchik scribbling on her notepad. Whilst shaking hands as I left I made sure I got a look at it.

    It said: “CW” – Racist?

    That’s what you have to put up with now. Anything you say, anywhere at anytime is embellished, twisted, noted down and used against you. Stalin would be proud.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Anyone who has a dog is copying Hitler. Anyone with a moustache is copying Hitler. Anyone who speaks German is copying Hitler. Should they all be maligned as well?

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    In the presentation (youTube vid posted on previous thread) the audio blends from G’erman speech.

    The ‘fingers’ sporting the EU-US sovereign ring waving is reminiscent of the old N’azi propaganda of J’ewish puppet masters. It is ironic that they are sporting sovereignty of the EU-US and R’ussia in a ceremony which is essentially denying U’krainian.

    This is just a choreographed version of the ‘gay U’krainian N’azi’ meme which R’ussia is pushing to symbolize those they wish to defeat. The torch bearing aspect is perhaps meant to symbolize the demonic aspect – contrasted oddly with the overt Orthodox symbolism sported by the MC / Hells Angel Nightwolf boss ‘Surgeon’.

    It’s all very strange.

    The Sun symbolism on what may be the new R’ussian imperial symbol is interesting. That does not make too much sense when contrasted with the Star.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I endorse this product. Baroness Warsi says:

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Not a word from them regarding the be headings and crucifixions carried on Christians and others by Muslim IS. Dianne Abbott is a national disgrace.

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    Mr Neddy says:

    What has it got to do with them? They utterly misrepresented and libelled him. It was NOT a racist rant at all. If you bothered to get your head out of your ass you would be able to learn the difference between what someone says, and how they say it.

    Saying that we can learn from how someone can deliver a speech to captivate and move an audience, is not the same as agreeing with what they say or supporting the policies they present.

    It takes a great deal of mindless idiocy on your part to fail to see the difference.

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    I guess somebody ought to do something. I’m off for a round of golf, if the weather clears.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Instead of copying Hitler’s oratory-style, should UKIP copy the Liblabcon loonies who have brought this country to its knees through the EU and mass immigration, and which is now drowning in a sea of debt?

    Just asking.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Some typo surely…

    Should read Goyim rather than Giyim

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    If Obama keeps up this punishing golf routine he will be competing with the likes of Rory McIlroy. Good job he hasn’t got a country to run.

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    G’ermany, F’rance, US, S’wtizerland and C’zech R’epublic and R’ussia were there, why not the UK ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    UKIP, Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Yes it’s Ok, ‘coz the cnut’s have proved to be shite, whereas UKIP have done nothing yet to fcukup the country, and may even rescue it from the shite we are in because of the hated LIBLABCON.

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    The Growler says:

    In the top ‘toon richie has missed a tooth brush tash, but in the bottom one he drew the mad B’Lair eyes, what this UKip mp should have said was that the present shower of mps lack charisma(A personal attractiveness or interestingness that enables you to influence others)

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    What’s a little bit of goose-stepping between fellow travlers.


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    Warsi DEFECTING TO labour says:

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    A woman scorned says:

    Would imagine that Geedo’s team are saying but ouch.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He would have been better asking the UKIP Yoof to emulate Churchill’s speaking prowess rather than a lecturn basjing national socialist.

    Vote UKIP


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    The Growler says:

    I doubt it, maybe Cams but not the Tories, they still have access to loads of wonga, gelt, money what ever your take.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    I bet the smarmy get didn’t shag any of them.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Labour Black Widows says:

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    ICYMI: Supermoon last night…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Would I (Left to Right) says:

    no, NO, probably

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    It takes two to Tango says:

    E’s off with anti Putin Pro EU expansion rhetoric again, shessh, give it a rest, ‘av a go at the other side for a change.

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    Shift Work says:

    What time does BW relieve you today?

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Looks like ‘Death’ in Family Guy.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Most Ukippers are not professional politicians. They have much to learn gwasshopper.

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    __JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Why doesn’t Nigel Farage state in public that Israel is the bestest, nicest, friendliest, humanitarian country on the planet – honest !

    And if his party does well in the next GE, he will do everything he possibly can to help his bestest Friends in Israel.

    Then the UKIP coverage in the MSM just might improve dramatically ?

    Just a suggestion.

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    The totalitarian regime formally known as ISIS says:

    Big shout out to Baroness Warsi


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    Not a pro EU anything says:

    You seem to be in Putin overdrive, have they upped your wages at the EU?

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    FedUp says:

    I wish you Iz Hasbara propaganda slime would just FOD.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Stalin killed more Russians than the Germans. And they want to restore the Soviet union?

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    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Three Tories are fucked because they won’t embrace Islam.

    Death to the J3ws Allahuh-ackbar! Ay ay ay ay ayeeeee!

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    FedUp says:

    Israeis guilty of displacing MILLIONS into refugee camps.
    No wonder you want to change the subject, ZioLoon.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    If the lefties try that, I suspect the mobile companies will rapidly remove every mast, cable and server before the end of the week. There will thus be nothing left to nationalise – and we all revert to the good old days of the GPO and their lovely Bakelite handsets. Ring ring!

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    Paniagua says:

    Are the bin men on strike again?

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    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

    People who copy Hitler are evil.

    Support Hamas. Death to Israel. Death to homosexuals.

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    Winston says:

    In the same edition of the Mail, they are serialising the diaries of ex-lag, Dennis McShane. Giving money to one of the most lying, corrupt politicians in the UK. MSM all in the pay of the political elite.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    I don’t think it is a case of restarting the war in Syria, it’s going along nicely as it is. Nicely? Yes, since it is pulling in and neutering Hezzbollocks, Iranian Republican Guards and other Islam_ic loony toons.

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    The Growler says:

    Íf they do prove to be a bunch shysters, they will disappear without trace, it is as simple as that, after promising so much, if UKip succeed they will be there for a long time.

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    FedUp says:

    Bibi Netanyahu should figure with them. He is actually in the process of conquering himself a racist Reich.

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    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

    Why are these whores not wearing burqas?

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    A comment in an article that geedo linked to. says:


    I’d say Putin is the leader of the free World. Unlike the rest he puts the interests of his own people first. Unlike the rest he’s stood up to ISIS terrorists in Syria by supporting Assad. Unlike our dhimmi western leaders, Putin’s stood up to islamic extremists at home and abroad. Unlike the expansionist warmongering EU and US he hasn’t sort to take over new territories. Unlike the EU dictatorship Putin was democratically elected. If only we had a leader of Putin’s calibre in the UK.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and are probably better for you than a daily bowlful of processed sugar lumps!

    PS: No need to shout. Some of us may be getting on a bit, but we still have good hearing (and sight).

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    Anonymous says:

    Ukip might get one MP. Suck it up.

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    Norm Normal says:

    I love listening to Baroness ‘Token’ Warsi. Every time she says something it’s yet more evidence of incompetence and unsuitability for Government.

    Soon we will be calling her Baroness ‘Sidelined’ Warsi.

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    FedUp says:

    Sure Shlomo. Shot any more little kids?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    So, there are some sensible ones around then! Who knew?

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    Anonymous says:

    EFPET = Schrodingers Cat

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and wouldn’t it be a fucking laugh if he/she had the deciding vote!!

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    Ukip MEP says:

    We should learn from Genghis Khan.

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    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    …and they cannot parallel park, ‘specially the sluts.

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    FedUp says:

    Same reason you are not wearing a Kippa, Shlomo.

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    The funniest character was the pervert says:

    What happened to Mr. Herbert and his dog, Jessy?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Must have been daddy’s daughter – otherwise who else would employ such a thick moron?

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    The muslims to their credit will never vote for a party that advoates sodomy .

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    FedUp says:

    UKIP already has a “Friends of Israel” club. The ZioLoons already own it.

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    Former EU Minister says:

    Wasn’t a law brought in to stop ex lags making money like this?

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    Winston says:

    Labour smear the Tories. Guido and his mates smear Labour. The difference is all the political establishment and the MSM are smearing UKIP.

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    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:

    My brothers in Hamas will bring divine retribution to the J3ws and poofs and lezzers of the Middle East, inshallah!

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    Norm Normal says:

    Got a ‘Russia Today’ or ‘Pravda’ addiction? Just say no to agitprop.

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    Winston says:

    So, just say very little and toe the line, eh?

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    Owen "Brownshirt" Jones says:


    Death to Israel!

    Heil Hitler!

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    Mr Neddy says:

    The tory MPs are entirely consistent. The stopped going to war in Syria on the same side as ISIS. Now they want to attack ISIS. Where is the inconsistency?

    If we had allowed Cameron to enter the war in Syria on ISIS side, and toppled Assad, we would now have ISIS in control of Syria, (as they would have waited for us to hand control to moderates, and then killed them all), and ISIS would now be in control of the chemical weaponry which would not have been destroyed. It was only destroyed after Russia’s intervention after that vote had taken place.

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    Ex X-Factor Judge says:

    Show biz for the ugly it certainly is.

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    Shi*te says:

    She is the wrong sort of Muslim.

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    Mr Neddy says:

    For all her worries, she has ended up being on the wrong side of both.

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    __JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Yes, all the parties have their FOI members.
    Very effective self-interest group indeed.
    Just thought that if Farage did some very public butt-kissing Israel way, then his party might get a bit of relief in the MSM – purely coincidentally of course !

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    Dr Witchbottom says:

    Enoch’s oratory has been compared with Hitler’s

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    Regime changer says:

    Hopefully it will be Baroness ‘wrong side of history’ Warsi.

    But she will still be able to share a platform with her Eton pal David ‘wrong side of everything’ Cameron.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    She should be lucky to avoid either.

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    The Growler says:

    The powers that had “control” of the middle east since the collapse of the Turkish empire was France and UK. The Arab states and allied states like Iran were based on old countries from ancient times Syria, Babylon and Persia, the arabs had been fighting among themselves for years and it took a Welshman (Lawrence) to unite them to fight the Turks. Russia and Turkey today still have a problem with Georgians, some in Turkey and some in Russia, and Turkey has a largish number of Kurds in the east of the country and of course Iraq has a large grouping in Iraq.

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    Using the same logic as the leftie arseholes Hitler was a rabid anti smoker ……..Therefore ASH are evil .

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    The Growler says:

    Hugh, I have great doubts that any one party will be able to have overall control after the next GE

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    The Growler says:

    What he should have said was there no one in the two main parties who is charismatic, missing that certain ummmph, Dave started with a good deal of goodwill but that goodwill is draining away, unless he can pull off something really good.

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    The Growler says:

    Go on Owen, tell us you can knock back 2 bottles back in one sitting and remain stone cold sober ( a bit like little Willie Hague aged 14 dinking 14 “pints” in the back of the delivery lorry)

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    is it me? says:

    Anyone stupid enough to draw positive parallels with Hitler , under any circumstances , doesn’t deserve anyone’s votes

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    is it me? says:

    don’t forget adulterous women!

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    Hear All See All says:

    The difference between what you hear from LibLabCon merchants and UKIP personnel is simple. UKIP speak truthfully and in context.
    For many years we haven’t been used to this refreshing approach from politicians.
    M on S in particular misrepresented the instructive talk in their front page headline of their print edition. Inside they created a related headline across a double page spread even though the second page was unrelated to the article on the first, giving an exagerated false impression.
    Gutter press at its worst.

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    Hear All See All says:

    Better still, they should just offer blank pages and we could write our own factual reports.

  159. 159
    Hear All See All says:

    Whatever the outcome, the total volume of votes should ruffle some feathers.

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    Chris says:

    Not half as humorous as the Sun getting owned in court by a trout-lipped chav.

  161. 161
    common sense says:

    Owen, can you fit a full size bottle of bolli up your arse?

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    Finger of Fun says:

    Hitler or Tony Blair – close call.

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    Not In My Name says:

    FFS the oratory skills of Hitler ( but not the message) are standard fare in terms of lecturing on public speaking.

    My patience is at an end.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Cinna says:

    B’loody h’ell! The Three Degrees haven’t aged very well.

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    The two Muppets says:

    I think that Assad must take some of the blame for the refugees.

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    The two Muppets says:

    Why do UKIP have this victim culture ,if they want to swim with the
    big fish they will have to learn to take their knocks like the rest of us .

  169. 169
    nmj says:


  170. 170
    Mycroft says:

    Yeah, get drunk, slur your words and lie.

    That’ll work.

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    Nigels Von Express says:

    Half the UKIPper support in the West Mids has crumbled, most returning to Labour, or just avoiding the crap, and trying to pay their bills.

    Ukip soon fooked orf once the eu-gravy train rolled in…. you wont see that till next euroscam.

    All Aboard…

  172. 172
    Capt Mainwaring says:

    Silly BoY
    Bunch of misfits/tosers – you could,nt make it up.
    As bad as the liblabcons

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    Percy Thribb says:


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    All-4-all says:

    Are’nt they already?

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    Knowall says:

    you mean the gorgoeus Tulisa!
    Id ‘av it…

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    Yes, I can says:

    This cartoon is actionable. I hope.

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    ancientpopeye says:

    Just look at that shifty bunch, par for the course.
    Does anyone pay attention to the idiot Jones?

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    Dr Witchbottom says:

    yes I was going to add ( but not the message ) but I thought everybody would understand

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    Koennen Sie mir sagen auf der Krankhaus der weg bitte?

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    Koennen Sie mir sagen auf der Krankhaus der weg bitte? …..mmmmm

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    Well actually …. he did !!

    Which as we know in Italy is no mean feat !!

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    Don t reckon much to the sofa myself .

    More Furnitureland than Heal s Chesterfield what?

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    Oh yes it s coming don t worry . Trial by voxpop.

    This morning I was nearly imprisoned for insinuating that a woman in front of me at the Lidl check out was rabbitting too much and confusing her change and delaying her packing thus holding everyone else up .

    My objection took the form of laying on the floor of the cash aisle and trying to nod off.
    The Manager berated me for assuming a politically incorrect position in a retail location .
    I replied since when had it been declared illegal to adopt the horizontal position in a public place .

    He said he did not know …… ……

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Well done Handy, looks like you will be back in full swing soon. I hope you enjoyed your holiday in the Priory which I organised for you, pity the High Court Judge didn’t believe you and would not indefinitely suspend your civil court case. Jahbulon.

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    Spartacus says:

    the attendance at the rallies should tell you whether they were effective speakers or not

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    Would nt mind the one on the left of the picture.

    ( and I m not talking about Di s right titi!)

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    I think North Surrey is as we speak being bombed by the Caliphate Invaders — who have made much swifter progress through the Levant and the Clubmed European underbelly than was first estimated . !!!

    Oh sorry …. it s the remnants of Hurricane Sayeeda … or whatever name they ve given to this latest storm in a teacup .

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    a finger of fun is just enough to give yourself a treat.

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    Yes . They are on the racist list

    Whiter Shade of Pale !!!!!

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    Oh….. bugger !

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    Careful ! You re talking of potential Prime Minister as successor to Ed Millie there in yen years ole boy .

    Watch your language or he ll mark your card !

    Signed Socialist Sicuritate ( Harrogate Chapter)

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    …..and it would be even better if Penny Dreadnaunt announced she was crossing the floor to be Nigel s Deputy ( I ll avoid saying number two) so we could then see ” a lot more of her ” YIPPEEE!

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    I put it all down to the end of rationing in the mid Fifties.

    Since then we ve all lost the virtue of humility ….and acquired the vice of instant self – gratification ( as Jeremy Thorpe R I P would have said)

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    Aliens from another planet says:

    Why do socialists end up murdering so many people ?
    Surely it’s a mental condition .

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    Anonymous says:

    Blair and Socialism – two word that don’t go together that well. Then again, then have the neo-cons ever let something like this prevent them from a little left-bashing?

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    Anonymous says:

    Etheridge said that Hitler was a “magnetic and forceful public speaker” who “achieved a great deal” and that candidates should copy the rhetorical style deployed by Hitler at the Nuremberg rallies.

    For Parties that do not have a history of being called racist, such a statement might not have have been that damaging. But for UKIP?

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    Anonymous says:

    I read the ‘New leader for the Free World’ article. The writer hasnt considered why there’s so little appetite for war – most Western countries are bust or on the verge and have still to pay for boomer pensions.

    Here’s the issue – which party gained from the Malaysian pax plane going down – for what reason, if it was intended? mistaken identity or flying below at a foot over restricted airspace (airtraffic controller missing, Ukraine jets in the area) sounds like it was the latter and intended. The US has been guilty of ‘mistaken id’ in the past by their navy shooting down an Iranian passenger jet while actually in Iranian waters. The West is certainly reacting as though it was intended, but if that was so, how has Russia benefitted from it?. They would know that if there was a reaction it would be in the form of sanctions (because of nations being virtually broke), and have retaliated from what is being seen by them as a US global power grab.

    Russia could have gone the same way as the EU and created a slow ‘contracted’ merger of nation states, without going to war. Russia doesn’t have a massive deficit even, it’s negligible, and there’s existing free trade agreements being developed across the Americas and seperately Australasia. So why the big deal about Russia doing the same thing with the former Soviets and others? (they’re not communist any more, and although they have an oligarchy, some would say it’s not much different to present day USA which seems to have forgotten it’s founding fathers), and the US is part of a free trade agreement with the rest of the Americas. Now Russia are developing relations with China again which in terms of East/West trade balance, isn’t at all helpful.

    This does seem to be revolving around Syria, and the 2nd gas pipeline that Europe wants, to allow competition for the supply of their gas. There’s also the legislation that’s been put through Spain and been agreed in Ukraine that’ll allow Israelis to re-settle in Ukraine, (aka all they need is their belongings and gun), in return for support against Russia. That news was in circulation in March and now there’s a big lawless situation developing in the remainder of Ukraine. (Crimea was officially e-annexed as Russia by their reversing a 1950’s law which allowed Crimea to become independent within the Soviet Union.)

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    RichUpNorth says:

    … and the biggest cnut of all is the one in the middle.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    At least Hitler made the trains run on time … which is more than any muzzie terrorist organization has ever done.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Baroness who? Some of us have forgotten already.

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    Bozo Xavier says:

    The difference is that Guido & Co. do a better and more entertaining job of it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Former Labour Foreign Secretary Jack Straw said sending the jets was a “step in the right direction” but urged the government to look at what further military assistance could be provided.

    “One way or another, these maniacs, these (Labour supporting ) medieval maniacs in the so-called Islamic State have got to be defeated,” he told ITV News.

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