August 9th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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    Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War

    Lacedaemonii.

    Thus are the mighty fallen.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      elliemae9 says:

      Good morning, how’s it hanging?

      Does your comment mean we have a Brasidas Obama?

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        non taxable pikey says:

        Somehow I don’t see Barry as a Spartan.

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        Good Morning!

        Lotfi Zadeh says “I am quick to shrug off nationalism, insisting there are much deeper issues in life”. “The question really isn’t whether I’m American, Russian, Iranian, Azerbaijani, or anything else. I’ve been shaped by all these people and cultures and I feel quite comfortable among all of them.”

        “Obstinacy and tenacity. Not being afraid to get embroiled in controversy. That’s very much a Turkish tradition. That’s part of my character, too. I can be very stubborn. That’s probably been beneficial for the development of Fuzzy Logic.”

        In offering my original comment I saw maybe a dozen possibilities. The obvious one is UKIP members being the Spartans. They come from harder times and are often more grounded and reliable – in the main…

        Then there is the Bear and Ukraine, ISIS and Syria/Iraq, Israel and Gaza, Obama a woolly man in charge of the greatest military (what can possibly go wrong?), Scotland and the UK, Britain and the EU. The list is endless even if the theme is common. It does not even confine itself merely to geographical entities but to the world of ideas as well.

        Who, out of the above, gets to play the part of Sparta? But also, where in the final analysis did it actually get them, little over one generation beyond the final surrender of Athens in 404BC?

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          Did you notice how O’bama could be subtly currying flavour with some in !ran ?

          The 500lb bombing for ‘peace’ is pure N!etzsche, if Z’arathustra dropped his words from F-18 around the mountain for those to hear.

          Once again though, X’inhua misses the plot ;-)

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

          So the country’s only just come out of intensive care, Labour’s prescription is more of the stuff that caused the illness in the first place and yet you are advocating letting Balls and Miliband in by voting for a party that is powerless to stop them.

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          • Voter says:

            Lib,Lab,Con. All the same sweetie. All run by the civil service for the EU.

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          • One may only conclude that:

            * You have not read my piece properly or
            * You have not thought it out properly or
            * Your viewpoint has become so restricted and narrow that you sincerely believe that UKIP only hurts Tories.

            Could I ask you to compare the current UK debt levels with those that the calamitous Labour party left office with. Then present me with some sort of argument which defends the charge that the Tories are effectively just soft-Marxists?

            Tax has become a system of legal vengeance

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Gooey Blob says:

            All parties are not the same. Labour will happily see your savings and pension destroyed to fund their pet schemes, the other two will not. Ukip cannot get a single MP elected and aren’t even in the game.

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          • @Gooey Blob

            I would ask you to consider the soft-Marxism charge raised in my previous post. They all do that now. That is why they have become labelled the LibLabCon.

            Voting UKIP is the only sensible path :-D

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          • Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

            No, Gooey’s right. Labour will help themselves to your savings, pensions, investments and whatever else they fancy. They would never have increased the ISA limit to 15K.

            Further, polling shows Ukip take more votes from the Tories than they do from Labour. If you want to do something useful for your country go and post your Ukip stuff on a left-wing blog. I might even join you in doing that. Bigging up Ukip on a right-wing blog like this only splits the right and lets Labour down the middle.

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          • @Vote Ukip Get Labour

            Since you avoid addressing the very issue I specify, can I put you down as a soft-Marxist then?

            Vote UKIP get UKIP reject Marxism :-D

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          Odds favour ? says:

          Handelsblatt has very interesting piece dealing with what it calls froth from both rabble-rousers and roused, re Russia and wider world context.

          Reproduced, in summary and in full, here. Warning: won’t suit certain readers.

          http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-08/german-handelsblatt-releases-stunning-anti-west-op-ed-asks-if-west-rabble-rousers-ar.

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          Sado-massarchism says:

          Surely Athens is the USA, the Delian League is Nato. I suppose that makes Britain Sparta. I think an analogy of political thought is more pertinent, toryism (Spartanism) in opposition to whiggism (Athenianism). Perhaps as the whig world view falters with barbarians at the gate this once great seat of toryism will return to its senses.

          At this point ukip are equal parts whig and tory.

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          • M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

            Athens may have been a democracy but it was a power with great imperial ambitions. Sparta, an oligarchy, with the most powerful army, or at least the best warriors, was actually loathe to go to war whether it be because of religious reasons or concern for defence of the homeland. If USA is your Athens then Britain would be Thebes or Megara, hardly Sparta, which was Athens rival and enemy during 27 years of the Peloponnesian War. The political analogy doesn’t work: the whigs were not imperialists and Sparta was closer to fascism or socialism in the way they lived off the fruits of the proletarian Helots. I view true “toryism” and fascism as diametrically opposed ideologies.

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          • Sado-massarchism says:

            @Maqbo­­ul yes not an analogy which bears much literal comparison, but broader brush strokes of demotism vs hierarchism are valid imo. In regards to Whig Imperialism (yes an oxymoron), do you baulk from stretching ‘imperialism’ to include the world building of neoconservatives and others on the whig continuum?

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      Old Nick Heavenly says:

      Hi Cat,

      Lacedaemonii….is it infectious?

      “Change that you can believe in” certainly was.

      Yes he did…the World on the brink of utter chaos.

      Yes we cannot produce ANY hard evidence that the pro Russ, the Russ or Vlad destroyed MH17.

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        Propaganda/Counter Propaganda. It’s a bugger, isn’t it?

        The tanks won’t roll into the Grand Duchy, though, they wouldn’t dare. :-)

        The issue of the Kenyan is dealt with in the above. Wonkette even suggests he was not born at all…

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          Old Nick Heavenly says:

          Mrs H’s colleages at work are my only source of the vox pop.

          Nobody had even mentioned Ukraine until these new sanctions which will fuck up Europe.

          NOW they are not happy with the situation at all

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          • Mrs H has done some wonderful things for you. She sounds a great lady!

            Please therefore do not misconstrue my words when I suggest you might obtain multiple sources! :-)

            UKIP Über Alles! :-D

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      • 19
        Norm Normal says:

        Conspiricy theorists say it was cannon fire from SU-25s flying 3.5km above maximum design altitude and twice maximum speed (required for intercept) which is plausible!

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          Old Nick Heavenly says:

          Norm
          don’t do conspiracy theory

          I want HARD evidence before I believe ANYTHING!

          The Brits with the black box and the Yanks with their numerous satellites DO nave the evidence.

          I woulld likle to see it.

          For some strange reason they seem unwilling to show it.

          Forget the Ukr control towezr tapes that have disappeared completly.

          I know “Official and unnamed sources said…..

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    • 21
      The Greek Anthology says:

      “Traveller, when you reach Sparta, tell them that we lie here, having obeyed their rules.”

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    • 22
      Thucydides says:

      Some demon tied my shoe-laces together. The match was rigged, I tell you.

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      He's a lefty, so that's OK says:

      Welcome to the brave new world where a lefty US President acts as judge Jury and executioner looking down from the Sky over foreign lands.

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      EU Funded Kn0b Jockey says:

      Hey Guido, what’s your boy Cameron been doing up in Shetland? Rumors abound that he is covering yp for BP who have just found a fucking shitload of oil and other minerals up there. Cameron was there to tell the islanders that they will save £40 a year on their bills??!!! Come on Guido, get your chubby arse in gear and look into this, if it is true then we could soon be shut of the sweatys, then watch as they slowly fuck it up and the Danes torpedo the shit out of them. Fun times are coming.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Now that I have not been chosen for a peerage, If the Liberal Democrats throw me out, it’s UKIP for me, my 4th political Party. Boaz.

    http://politicalscrapbook.net/2014/08/mike-hancock-exploits-gaza-to-rehabilitate-himself/

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      non taxable pikey says:

      Best recruiter for? Millipede, or the Greens. Cannot see ex Libdums voting UKIP.

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        Just a passing nutter, carry on. says:

        UKIP better stay fresh and sweet and away from the bad smells of the LibLabCon, get involved with people who see another way to carry on with their manipulations from other ex political parties and they will be more than tainted UKIP will be marked with the mark of the LibLabCon and will lose everything that people have worked hard for in the UKIP party, honesty, respect and trust.

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        Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

        Not even the Liberal Dingbats are silly enough to waste their votes on a party that can’t win any seats.

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        The Growler says:

        Try again, I used to vote LibDem but I voted UKip last May, at the moment the LibDems are a spent force, once the party of protest but that mantle has been taken over UKip. The LibDems are associated with the Cons, they are the public’s eyes a sort of pinkish Con. The Cons and Liebore are losing voters to UKip and to some extent the LibDems are losing votes to UKip, the ordinary “Joes” have no where to go to register their feelings but UKip, the activities of political leaders over time has destroyed any faith the public had in them, except of course for party diehards (those that vote Liebore and Con come hell or high water)

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      Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

      Jahbulon Handy.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    A bit heavy for this early in the morning.

    Butler Scloss replacement been announced yet?

    Vote UKIP

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    Mark Regev says:

    Palestinian deaths

    1,922 killed, including at least 1,407 civilians

    448 children

    235 women

    Israeli deaths

    64 soldiers

    2 civilians

    1 Thai national in Israel

    (Source: OCHA; 0500 GMT on 8 August)

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      Yeesh, my life says:

      Whats the death toll in Syria? Not that you care. How many men women and children have ISIS murdered many having their heads hacked off or buried alive or simply shot in the head? Not that you care.

      All you care about is attacking Israel for protecting itself against the hamas terror gangs, and how many Gazans have hamas killed during the conflict? Not that you give a damn. Sick hypocrite.

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      Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

      The disparity in deaths will be down to the Israelis using Western technology to defend themselves (missile defence shield) while Hamas rely on a make-believe magic invisible sky pixie to look after them.

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        Correction says:

        The disparity in deaths will be down to the Israelis being given heaps of free weaponry by the US.

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          Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

          Uh, yeah. Doesn’t change what I wrote.

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          • Egypt should open its border says:

            Yes it does change completely what you wrote. HAMAS is a terrorist organisation bringing terror not only to Israyel but also to its own people who simply are executed if they do not conform to the Hamas ways.

            The israylees are also a fuck sight better shots as well than the muppets who have fired in excess of 3500 missiles at them over the last 3 months

            I call in Egypt to open its border with Gaza but it won’t. No ministers resigning over that. no fatbots leading demos and dumbshit politicials banning egyptians from Bradfore there. The only border crossings in dispute are the Israylees ones .

            Given Egypt shoots anyone trying to cross their border with Gaza that’s odd and FFS even a fuckwit muppet like you can at least try and put the 3 pieces of the kiddies jigsaw together.

            On second thoughts you probably could even point the place out on a kiddies map.

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          • concrete pump says:

            What makes you think Hamas would let them leave if the border was opened..?

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          • E’gypt may open its border once it has a bit more water between it and the S!nai:

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Understand the idea is that huge catamarans will be able to pass through…

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          The Growler says:

          Shhh, we are not allowed to say such things on this blog

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    • 26
      Mark Regev says:

      IMPOSTOR!

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      Facts that lefties do not want to hear says:

      The disparity I deaths will be an Israeli civil defence which protects its women and children by providing them with bomb shelters and early warnings and the Hamas terrorists who use women and children as human shield.

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        Adviser says:

        Or they could just give back all the land they stole from the Palestinians.

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          Norm Normal says:

          Lookup UN resolution 181 creation of I’srael. Palestinians didn’t own the land, there had never been a Palestine. It was partitioned, the Arabs lost their claim to independence after a genocidal war. It’s all historic fact. Those maps that show a Palestine pre 1947 are a fantasy.

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          • Adviser says:

            Lying again, Norm Shlomo.
            There were almost no J3ws there before WW1. Plenty of confessions by IDF now, about the ethnic cleansing and murdering they did to steal land.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            So you looked up UN resolution 181 and the subsequent attack by 5 Arab armies?

            No Arab was moved under 181. It was unoccupied state land. Many other areas were purchased from Arabs. If you pay for it, it isn’t stolen.

            There has been an Islamic religious based rejection of a 2 state solution since 1948.

            I’srael left Sinai, Lebanon and Gaza and was attacked from each. There are still issues over the occupation of the Golan and West Bank.

            There is other land controlled by I’srael where Arabs live. They were given a referendum on returning to P’alestinian Authority control which they rejected.

            No need to call me shlomo. I’m not J’ewish.

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          • IZIZ says:

            Israel holds the world record in rejecting the UN and has decided its relolutions don’t apply to it so why do you quote UN resolutions?

            The civilian inhabitants have a right under international law to return to their homes which Israel keeps denying. That is why millions are crammed into refugee camps.

            Quit supporting a despot colony of racist extremists.

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          • Anonymous says:

            UN resolution is quoted be cause it proves the land wasn’t stolen as is often claimed.
            The 1948 Je’wish refugees do not have the right of return to their homes in A’rab countries so why should others have that right?
            How many J’ews live in Gaza? Answer 0, they were forced to leave. Anyone selling them a house or land faces summary execution by Hamas. So who is racist?

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          • IZIZ says:

            Proves nothing. The land was stolen at gunpoint, by ZioLoons, ZioLoon.
            The Jizz are STILL occupying the occupied territories and millions are herded into REFUGEE camps..
            Your slimy conniving and shystering doesn’t alter the bottom line, Norm ZioLoon.

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          Norm Normal says:

          Summary of UN General Assembly Resolution 181
          November 29, 1947
          The territory of P’alestine should be divided as follows:

          A J’ewish State covering 56.47% of Mandatory P’alestine (excluding J’erusalem) with a population of 498,000 J’ews and 325,000 Arabs;
          An Arab State covering 43.53% of Mandatory Palestine (excluding J’erusalem), with 807,000 Arab inhabitants and 10,000 J’ewish inhabitants;
          An international trusteeship regime in Jerusalem, where the population was 100,000 J’ews and 105,000 Arabs.

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      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      For Hamas, this is a resounding win. Their objective was not to kill Israelis but to provoke Israelis into killing them, or should I say Gaza Palestinians. Hamas leadership was well out of the firing line. Result: massive Western sympathy for the cause and influx of funds to the coffers. There are champagne corks popping in Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite, Doha Hilton) tonight.

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      E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

      I know…

      Let’s count up the losses on each side of any given conflict and then decide that the winners are the moral losers. Then we start the war again until the losses are even. That should satisfy the people who exercise moral judgement in order to demonstrate how superior they are.

      Anyone who has gone to war for their country knows that it starts out through utter stupidity (and, often, a lot of evil), continues in chaos, and ends only after one side has lost all hope.

      If I lived in Gaza, I would want to find out who keeps firing off the rockets at Israel and interview them with a sharpened spade so that my wife and children could have a few years of peace.

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        Just a passing nutter, carry on. says:

        The Liberals keep moaning about the bombing of Dresden being a war crime, when I get my three relatives back from being bombed and killed in an air-raid shelter in England, ages 5 and 8 and 34 then we can discuss what was a war crime and what isn’t.

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          Anonymous says:

          That’s always the rub here. It was a necessary evil however Germany started the blitz long before we ever considered doing such a thing. COventry was flattened overnight

          They never ever mention that because it does not fit their twisted mental logic.

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          • M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

            Actually Britain did. Churchill deliberately bombed their Berlin in response to an accidental bombing of London. The response was the 9 month Blitz on British cities. Big mistake by Hitler as he took his eye off the ball – RAF airfields and British factories – and bombed houses instead.

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          • Historian says:

            An even bigger crime was the STARVING OF 9 MILLION GERMANS after the war, instigated by ZioLoons.

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          • IZIZ says:

            Ah yes, The Morgenthau Plan!
            Genocide of the Germans was stopped at NINE million between 1945-50.

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          The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

          Er, have you forgotten the “accidental” bombing of Dublin, by the Luftwaffe? Or the “accidental ” bombing of Guernica, Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Warsaw? Or the “accidental” bombardment of Scarborough and Great Yarmouth by the Kaiser’s Kriegsmarine. Fritz had previous.

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          • The two Muppets says:

            How can it be accidental to bomb London ?

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          • Cinna says:

            Plus the accidental bombing of Freiburg ( a German town) by their very own Lutwaffe in May 1940.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            The Luftwaffe were under orders NOT to bomb London, but one bomber got lost and dumped its bombs in what it thought was a safe area, but it turned out to be London (not sure which area).

            What you have to remember is that you don’t drop bombs when you are directly over a target. Aircraft speed, wind speed and direction, visibility and cloud cover, and the fact that you are dropping from 20,000 feet all have a role to play in accurate bomb placement. The Luftwaffe thought that they were bombing a safe area and missed.

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            Hope it was Kilburn.

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          • Lord Janner - cutcock and lover of young boys says:

            Sadly it was Stamford Hill.

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      • 89
        Israel says:

        Winning!

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      • 160
        Duh says:

        Yes Shlomo, you wouldn’t try to get back to your home which is occupied by Israel.

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    • 152
      Anonymous says:

      Are you the sort of fuckwit that thinks when prosecuting a war that we should suffer the same casualties as the opposition ? You are a First World War General and I claim my £5.

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      • 163
        Duh says:

        “We” seemingly being the glorious Sturmtruppen of God’s chosen race of eternal victim and land thieves…

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      E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

      Here is a disparity for you to conjure with, Mark Regev.

      If Hamas abandoned their weapons right now, what would happen?

      If Israel abandoned its weapons right now, what would happen?

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        Historian says:

        Israelis are a bunch of immigrant squatters. They would, quite rightly, have to give back the land they stole from the Palestinians.

        If Palestinians stop resisting, the Israelis will steal the rest of Palestine as well.

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          Norm Normal says:

          Un resolution 181?

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          • IZIZ says:

            UN resolutions don’t apply to Israel.

            It’s written so in Talmudic law.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            Summary of UN General Assembly Resolution 181
            November 29, 1947
            The territory of P’alestine should be divided as follows:

            A J’ewish State covering 56.47% of Mandatory P’alestine (excluding J’erusalem) with a population of 498,000 J’ews and 325,000 Arabs;
            An Arab State covering 43.53% of Mandatory Palestine (excluding J’erusalem), with 807,000 Arab inhabitants and 10,000 J’ewish inhabitants;
            An international trusteeship regime in Jerusalem, where the population was 100,000 J’ews and 105,000 Arabs.

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        • 481
          E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

          Answer the questions you have been set in the exam!

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      UNWRA says:

      We can absolutely say that with a straight face ……

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    • 364
      Anonymous says:

      Do we know what percentage of these innocent adults voted for Hamas?

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    Israel says:

    We’re only as bad as ISIS.

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      Bottoms up, boys says:

      There’s not one Muzzie state in the world that conducts war in as civilised a manner as the Israelis.

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        No one cares anymore says:

        One man’s civilised war, is another man’s opportunistic war, ask StAlin, Hit-ler they were the best, the a_r ab tribes for over a thousand years have been fighting each other, their attitude or idea’s are set and IS IS is proof, their’s no such thing a civilised war as death puts an end to human activities including being civilised.

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        • 204
          Anonymous says:

          It’s about time the West and Cameron threw everything they have to defeat the murdering bastards known as the Islamic State. They have no humanity,are brutalised and will not rest until islam is the ony religion tolerated. We are all in peril if swift action is not taken to eliminate them.

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          • The Growler says:

            You sound like St. Tone de B’Liar

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          • Cinna says:

            That is the inevitable end of all this. We need to face the facts. The problem is all the fifth columnists we have allowed and are still allowing into this country.

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          • The two Muppets says:

            Yes ,what will happen is a world crusade against all aggressive
            Islamic Countries and regions. If that is what they want ,
            bring it on . They have no respect for even their fellow Muslims .
            Until they learn tolerance towards other sects and religions
            there will never be peace .

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          • Historian says:

            Sure Shlomo. Start with disbanding Israel first though!
            You might then find that the Muslim world gets a lot more friendly.

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          • Historian says:

            Cinna, it’s YOU Zionutters who are the fifth columnists!

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          • Next flight to Karachi says:

            Infestation of Moz here

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I think it’s high time that Blair,Bush,Campbell,Powell,Rumsfeld and Chainey were rounded up and parachuted out of the back of a military transport over Baghdad and told that “seeing as they created this bloody mess, then they can bloody well clean it up” :-)

    Obama and Cameron’s popularity ratings would reach all-time highs.

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      Sigmund Fraud says:

      That would make a really interesting reality TV show! Bush, Blair, Campbell et al, in an old office in Baghdad, with a couple of old cars at their disposal, and they’ve got to sort out Iraq (or die trying).

      I wouldn’t normally be seen dead watching reality TV, but I wouldn’t miss that one for the world.

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    • 42
      The Growler says:

      They keep as far away as possible along any of their family, surrounded by goons who protect them for life

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    • 49
      Joseph says:

      Claptrap. What you are referring to is just one incident that has occurred in your brief life in a conflict which spans millennia.

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      • 54
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Is that you Blair or is it your lying sidekick Campbell who made up the fake dossier?
        :-)

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      • 120
        M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

        The problem today is that these guys are more mobile and armed with a bit more than a few shiny swords.

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    • 288
      Expat Geordie says:

      Why spoil it by issuing parachutes?

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  7. 17
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    The superbitches are here. Personally I can say that I met them long ago. Now they’re out in the open and letting the world know that they’re here – as if we hadn’t noticed. Thank you, Florence King (good old girl) for telling us all about it.

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9281811/lean-in-and-shout/

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  8. 20
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Palestinians have always lived in an imaginary world. Are they going to imagine a victory when there clearly is none? http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4555967,00.html

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    _JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Just noticed I had 3 Comments deleted from a thread last night.

    No profanity, nothing outrageous.

    Can only guess that they were deleted because they were critical of Israel.

    Well done, Guido – your site is now a fully fledged, self-censoring member of the MSM.

    Why don’t you just be honest and insert a disclaimer at the top of the page;

    “Any comments critical of Israel will be removed.”

    A new low.

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    bit.ly/1q22E1Y says:

    Is it still OK to post here after 9:00 am ?

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  11. 51
    Bill Stickers says:

    David Cameron:
    Even Stevie Wonder can see how corrupt this cockwombling spunkflute is. Absolutely shameless. I can’t wait to never see his big fat ham face after GE Day next year, he has to be the most despised Crime Sinister we’ve ever had to of suffered surely ?

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    • 102
      Anonymous says:

      Crime sinister? Well if you add up millions of deaths in Iraq and still counting how about Blair , Brown encouraged by the present front bench of the Labour party who were all in the same cabinet meetings

      You must be 3 1/2 years old to have such a short memory?

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        E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

        Let us not forget that Brown, as C of the E, refused to allow the MoD any extra funding for the wars that Blair got us into. Or that, when PM, he further insulted the Armed Forces by appointing a SoS for Defence as a part time, if not secondary, job with Minister for Scotland. It is Brown’s responsibility, entirely, that MoD was in such a mire of debt when we got rid of the corrupt Labour government.

        Brown was deeply complicit with Blair in the egomaniacal and incompetent wickedness of the New Labour reign of crime.

        I long to see those bastards in a Court explaining themselves. I have never hated anybody in my life, except for Blair and Brown.

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        • 151

          They promulgated the fatuous notion that Appearance is Reality.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 156
          Hear All See All says:

          I too am of a generous disposition, but my list is far longer than yours. The best I can do is to vote appropriately next May and hope other voters agree with me and dismiss as many as possible of those who presently occupy HoP

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          • The two Muppets says:

            Gordon Browns bag carriers ,Miliband and Balls have some
            explaining to do . Even though they knew that he was
            a couple of cards short of a full deck ,he was still allowed to
            wreck the economy .

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    I. Askew says:

    Cash for a tennis match, cash for a peerage……

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  13. 57
    I. Askew says:

    Cameron reconfirms that he ‘sells’ his soul for money.

    The Tories insisted the cost of running the House of Lords had fallen…… what? by adding more peers? They either think the public are stupid or else the Tories can’t do maths… it has to be the latter

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    • 80
      Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

      So vote Labour then. Make sure you move your savings, investments and any pension schemes you might have out of the country first though…

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    • 90
      Vermin exterminator says:

      If we stuff enough peers in the Lords they won’t be able to move or actually do anything – and we’ll know where the buggers are.

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    “Peers can enjoy seared scallops, foie gras and champagne risotto at the Barry Room private restaurant, part of a group of facilities catering to them and their guests which are subsidised by the taxpayer at a cost of £1.3m a year. A full roast dinner costs £9.50. Peers also receive a £300-a-day expenses allowance for attending the House of Lords”

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  15. 62
    Waz going on? says:

    Strange times. The USA has a socialist president, Russia has a capitalist president, Europe is the new USSR and the Arch Bishop of Canterbury talks of Sharia law for England.

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    Anonymous says:

    Great article by Gabor Steingart in Handelsblatt

    The West is on the wrong path

    http://www.handelsblatt.com/meinung/kommentare/essay-in-englisch-the-west-on-the-wrong-path/10308406.html

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      Odds favour ? says:

      Apologies, hadn’t noticed this comment when posting similar above, number 98 responding to 14.

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    Baldrick says:

    I have written a poem dedicated to Mr Obama.

    boom boom boom
    boom boom

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  18. 78
    Jack Dromey & Sally Bercow says:

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    ISIS team leader famous last words. says:

    Whoommmmmfa!

    What the fuck was that?

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    GF you need to sort out your moderation policy – and posting of innapropriate photos/video.

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  21. 85

    Another good week for Guido

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    nothing wrong with killing terrorists says:

    and the Hamas terrorists are again getting some of what they asked for

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  23. 105
    Bibi says:

    So. IS sucks Barry in, Dave dithers and the SAS are about. Ham Ass is the diversion, get with it.

    This is the big one. Fuck moozies. Clear your countries of them. Enforce anti breeding programmes.

    At the least, today, take down those provocative flags.

    Tomorrow, search all mosks. It’s funny how a little bomb yesterday caused such an explosion in one, now why was that?

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      Ellie-Mae says:

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    • 129

      We’ve been here before:

      WHITE founts falling in the Courts of the sun,
      And the Soldan of Byzantium is smiling as they run;
      There is laughter like the fountains in that face of all men feared,
      It stirs the forest darkness, the darkness of his beard;
      It curls the blood-red crescent, the crescent of his lips;
      For the inmost sea of all the earth is shaken with his ships.
      They have dared the white republics up the capes of Italy,
      They have dashed the Adriatic round the Lion of the Sea,
      And the Pope has cast his arms abroad for agony and loss,
      And called the kings of Christendom for swords about the Cross.
      The cold queen of England is looking in the glass;
      The shadow of the Valois is yawning at the Mass;
      From evening isles fantastical rings faint the Spanish gun,
      And the Lord upon the Golden Horn is laughing in the sun.

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  24. 130
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Hamas fighters are invisible to the BBC and C4.

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  25. 135
    Harvey Proctor, Derek Laud, Keith Joseph, Crispin Blunt, Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans says:

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  26. 136
    Moussa Koussa says:

    CALL ME CORRUPT has taken politics to a new low over the past 4 years. He seems to think that whilst he’s in office that he should line his own pocket and those of his friends and sod the majority of the electorate.This government are the most corrupt ever and I pray we see the last of these scumbags come 2015. They have been a disaster for this country.

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  27. 137

    Meanwhile, on R’ussian State TV…

    ‘Big bike show in the Crimea! Live broadcast on the link…’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  28. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Having just returned from a holiday in India might I say that the hordes of Israeli tourists I encountered there are amongst the most loud, obnoxious, arrogant shits I have ever had the misfortune to meet. Watching in disbelief the aggressive way they spoke to shopkeepers and their abusive manner towards hotel staff I could well imagine the kind of treatment they dish out to the Palestinians back home. Some hoteliers have even taken to placing “No Israelis” signs above their doors.

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      Cinna says:

      Who was it that said only whites could be racist?

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      Geedo's an Is*aeli shill says:

      That’s true to an extent, though the few Is*aelis I’ve met have thankfully been quite pleasant, but I’m also aware of the tendency for many of them to be arrogant and obnoxious. While everyone screams about the rocket attacks, which I don’t condone, what the mainstream media and Geedo don’t report are the daily price tag attacks by settlers and the gang attacks on Ethiopian J*ws. The elephant in the room is that Is*ael is a racist state, not that that will bother the racists who post here, but the fact remains there is no coverage, even on the bbc, of Is*ael’s vicious treatment of just about anyone who isn’t one of them. Just go on Youtube and you’ll see videos of how even Christians are treated. You’d think Geedo, being Catholic, would be a little miffed at the way settlers abuse Christians. And I’m not talking about Palestinian Christians, who I know don’t count by virtue of being Palestinian, I’m talking about white, western Christians being subjected to verbal and physical violence. They have complete impunity to be as violent and racist as they like, but mention that and someone like Maureen Lipman will pop up to call you anti-semitic. Twas ever thus.

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      B. Sensible says:

      And many Indian hoteliers are Muslims. Go figure.

      Most Israelis are from an East European cultural background and in my experience the way most East Europeans address each other sounds rude to my British ears.

      You’re sure there isn’t something behind your comments?

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        The Growler says:

        An awful lot of them seem to have a very North American accent. Geedes works for the Master who pulls his strings, not directly but by various lackies who devote them selves to serving the Master.

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    Persona Non Grata says:

    I wonder if this has anything to do with the wars being engineered in these places.

    In Syria, a hidden giant energy deposit is concealed under the table. Off the Lebanese and Syrian coast, a massive off-shore energy deposit was recently discovered. The US & UK & Israeli oligarchs wish to take it all. Confusion is their game. In the western plains of Ukraine, a massive gas deposit was recently discovered. The US & European oligarchs wish to take it all. Confusion is their game.

    I think we know the answer.

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    • 145
      Cinna says:

      Tin foil hat anyone?

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      • 149
        Persona Non Grata says:

        This is not tin foil hat stuff. Read the whole article. http://tinyurl.com/n6s8k6f Anyone with half a brain could recognise the truths behind it.

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        • 159
          Oh deary me says:

          “The Arctic methane potential is a global warming carbon bomb (as has been
          recognised for many years).”

          That’s the first paragraph. “As has been recognised” without citing any source.

          At that point I stopped reading, because, unlike you, I’m not a complete and utter mong.

          (Didn’t the pictures of biblical destruction indicate to you in any way at all that the article was tosh? Weren’t they a tiny little clue?)

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        • 187
          Cinna says:

          Half a brain? You mean a half wit.

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        Oh deary me says:

        I’m not sure tin foil would be sufficient for that one.

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      Let’s hope British and American oil companies do get their hands on it.

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      The Growler says:

      ” In the western plains of Ukraine, a massive gas deposit was recently discovered.” 40 years ago a constantly burning crater there, all this could be what is behind Russia’s present manoeuvering in Ukraine, Mr Putin would not like Ukraine to be a gas producer

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  30. 140
    Joan Rivers enjoys civilian deaths says:

    Rather ironic she says the Palestinians “started it”, not only because Is*ael actually started it by invading and occupying land that doesn’t belong to them, but because that’s precisely the sort of thing the Nazis said when persecuting J*ws, saying they were the cause of all the problems in society.

    P.S. Rivers is about as funny as cancer and deserves to get it too.

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    • 146
      A brainless Lefty says:

      I support Hamas because they execute homosexuals.

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      • 161
        A homophobic rightie says:

        Hey! Who gives a shit about bummers? That’s one of the things the muzees and Nigeria have got right! Kill all the woofters!

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        • 165
          Another brainless lefty (is there any other type?) says:

          Right on!

          And kill the righties for legalising homosexual marriage! Fucking homophobic same-sex-legalising righty scum!

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          • A homophobic rightie says:

            Hey! Don’t you dare call Cameron right wing! He’s a leftie liberal metrosexual! Us true righties voted against it.

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      • 167
        Owen Jones says:

        What attracts me to Hamas, apart from their hatred of gays, is their desire to subjugate women and treat them like second-class citizens.

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        • 181
          Bob says:

          At least they don’t steal other people’s land, Shlomo.

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          • old chap, old chap calm down dear says:

            And Arabia wasn’t renamed Saudi Arabia and suddenly had a king after a guy with a similar name didn’t take all the Arabian land when the Turks took a runner and then when oil was found by the Yanks after 1920?, the old mud fort which Al Saud took in Riyadh is still there and is venerated, so that wouldn’t be other peoples land, would it? .

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          • Cinna says:

            They’re all thieving b’stards. Wherever I pitch my bedouin tent is home.

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        • 329
          Owen Jones says:

          And not forgetting throwing opposition members from roofs

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    Anonymous says:

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      Anonymous says:

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      The police are not fit to call themselves such , since the Blair regime they have been a marxist controlled politically correct gang of uniformed social workers ,turning a blind eye to the criminal activities of ethnic minorities and socialist politicians ,Cameron allowed the Labour placemen to remain in all government institutions where they have been biding their time awaiting the return of their masters.

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  32. 155
    The Reverend Jim Jones says:

    No sooner do I post, the media runs the story of Hinkley being charged with murder.
    Coincidence? No, certainly not.
    The (my) Jamestown ‘massacre’ will soon be the biggest story of the day.
    The claim is that I (CIA) recruited soldiers to carry out covert assassinations using my church as the cover.
    Hinkley (Raegan) and Chapman (Lennon) were my soldiers (ho hum).
    It went pear shaped and we had to go.
    US soldiers and British Green berets landed in our camp and slaughtered us.
    This story is about to go viral as new evidence is son to come out and with bodies found at Dover inside metal containers (why?).
    I did not poison anyone and we did not kill anyone.
    Jason Bourne is on the right track and the whole concept of the Bourne identity is remarkably accurate.

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    Anonymous says:

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  34. 179

    The red mist descends…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      PNAC says:

      Where’s Bin Laden? Why we deposited him safely at sea to avoid any awkward questions. Really the whole Bin Laden thing was over by that time so we needed to create a new fiction.

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      Habeas Corpus says:

      Very good question. Where is Bin Laden? Absolutely no evidence that they got him.

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    Tank Biathlon update…

    Just to help get Ch!na’s tank technology into perspective.

    Would be good to find out how accurate their artillery is…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 199
      Oh!, I say old chap says:

      Getting idea’s on how a war would go for the EU if they took on the bear and the red peril.

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        Not really – the NATO tanks are not competing and the R’ussian’s have a home side advantage.

        However, their aim is a bit off. Latest updates from the second event…

        So, R’ussia dominated overall the ‘Sprint’ winning both heats, but the first heat I’ndia / K’yrgyzstan came second and third, whilst second heat, K’azakhstan / Ch!na did so.

        The judges have noted that shooting accuracy (with the 125mm main gun) of:
        Ch!na, V’enezuela, K’yrgyzstan and I’ndia has been very high indeed – 100%. The targets appeared at random and the range was 1600-1800m.

        R’ussia picked up time penalties for a few missed targets but still romped in with convincing wins about 90 seconds ahead of second place teams.

        Next up, on 11th / 12th is the ‘Pursuit’ round.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 224
          Not a pro EU anything says:

          Is the Pro EU machine pro the EU anexing the Ukrane?

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          • No – Pro U’kraine being a sovereign independent State.

            If U’kraine chose to join the EU that should be considered carefully. Extend the trade zone and help them modernize as they request, but otherwise no strings.

            Better question is: Should independent U’kraine seek to join NATO ?

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Not a pro EU anything says:

            I agree with Henry, but the Pro EU machine keeps stoking-up the anti Putin rhetoric, but never mentions the war mongering EU rhetoric, as Sahra Wagenknecht said in the German parliament did

            What the Pro EU machine does is summed up nicely in the comments on Henry’s page.

            @PRO EU
            “What you are doing is trying to pathologize Putin, you are not inside his head, nor are you a mind reader. Putin is not Russia. He doesn’t act alone or make decisions alone. These are cognitive traps. So is getting your emotions involved, projecting your own feelings on to one group or another.”

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          • Not being in Putin’s head is a good thing, but when the pathology is correct it should be followed. That is not a block, but is an advantage.

            P’utin has fired a lot of senior officers lately: Mainly any and all who have expressed dissent at either his vision or his plan:

            http://gordonua.com/news/worldnews/Politolog-Putin-uvolil-oficerov-kotorye-ne-podderzhivali-vtorzhenie-v-Ukrainu-35651.html

            In particular, anyone who has tried to warn or publicize the negative implications for his U’kraine adventure. List of those removed:

            h**p://gordonua.com/news/worldnews/Putin-provel-kadrovye-rokirovki-v-silovyh-vedomstvah-Rossii-35307.html

            U’kraine in NATO is a no. There are some issues with K’issenger’s analysis – The K’ievan-R’us narrative is itself being challenged by B’elarus among others who are pointing out that the conventional wisdom there is not accurate.

            U’kraine has far less importance to R’ussia historically, and the S’lav people in particular, than has been made out. As an ardent supporter of !srael, H’enry will be quite familiar with such historical sleights of hand to justify occupation of the lands of others. One should not expect accuracy from him on such matters.

            He also seems to be unwilling to state the crystal clear reality that R’ussia under its current administration, and in particular whilst it is subject to ‘Put!nism’, is itself unable to integrate meaningfully with any international system. The falling out with the EU is testament to that, as is recent performance at the UN.

            (For all of its faults, you have to be doing something very special to sour a relationship with the EU…)

            H’enry also fails to note that the nationalist forces which P’utin has and is continuing to unleash have not only locked himself on an irrevocable path to conflict, but have also guaranteed conflict for E’urope. At present we are simply watching the clock count down.

            @NotProEuWhatever…

            Emotionally am not engaged with P’utin at all. Understanding that in office he is of a Chekist mindset is enough. He is making some bad decisions at present. They might work out for R’ussia, but then the downside risks if they are do not would see most rational leaders exercising more caution.

            The two most concerning aspects are that his judgement may have been affected by his involvement with the Orthodox church, and that he may have lost control of some of his policies. As a Chekist he will be expert at managing chaos, but if he truly believes that G’od is on his side and he is ordained to lead R’ussia towards new glory then we all have a real problem.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Just to scare you a bit. By 2020 China will have 30 million more men in the 18-30 year old age range than women. Give each one a rifle and some basic training and it doesn’t matter if their tanks aren’t quite up to our standards.

      And we used to worry about the Soviets!?

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      • 323

        Easily fixed with a nuke. It would take them quite a while to move that many men also.

        More a concern for !ndia and maybe A’ustralia.

        Ch!na’s numerical superiority has been a concern for a while. See O’rwell for example.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mark Regev says:

    Today our Einsatzgruppen are conducting a general mopping up operation after one month of continual bombardment from land, sea and air. Casualties are expected to be high as we are targetting a group of teenagers in sector C6 of Gaza City who are surveillance drones have shown to be throwing stones in the general direction of one of our Abrams tanks, causing the potential for severe loss off life and injury and putting into question the very viability of the J’ewish state. We have therefore decided on a proportional response by flattening the whole of Sector C6

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    • 201

      Shouldn’t you lefty mongs be out shagging little boys with your muzzie mates?

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    • 205
      A typical Lefty mong says:

      I will ignore the 3,000+ rockets that Hamas have fired at Isreal thusfar, I will ignore the fact Hamas are violently racist, homophobic, misogynist, murderous medievalists, and I will support them, because they stand for everything we Lefties despise.

      Thinking about it, logica isn’t our strong point. Ho hum, never mind. Soon be Monday and I can claim me bennies! Yay!

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      • 213
        Right-winger (simple terms for simple minds) says:

        I’m certainly not a lefty and I would do everything I could with whatever resources I have to resist occupation and land theft. Would you not do the same you snivelling little shit?

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    The UK does not know how to catch villains or terrorists any longer.

    So it will catch you instead:

    http://tinyurl.com/mpa9hnw

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 210
      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

      Hmm.. now HMRC is getting more efficient at collecting tax, its tax-take will go up, so will Dave cut taxes?

      Or will he just piss-away the extra revenue on foreign aid?

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      • 217
        Oh!, I say old chap says:

        Part of the EU being big Brother what with forcing us to have black boxes in our cars to getting ready to take over from the corrupt politicians they corrupted, people use Facebook, Twitter and have their lives public, nothing to hide then you have something to fear and that’s how the EU wants it, Communism has just changed it’s name to democracy and runs the EU as usual, badly, the uncivil servants like their jobs and pay and will, like politicians do as they are told..

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        • 222
          Pookie snackumberger says:

          men fight and lose the battle, and the thing that they fought for comes about in spite of their defeat, and when it comes turns out not to be what they meant, and other men have to fight for what they meant under another name.”
          ― William Morris

          We now have to fight ‘democracy’!

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          • Peace, bro, peace says:

            Each generation doesn’t learn from the last generation and fights the same fight which the last generation fought but calls the last generations fight a war, this generation is fighting a similar fight and is calling it a proportional response, until the world is full of bodybags , the each generation will still not learn from the last generation, the names change but war is still war and death is still death.

            –Me (c)2014

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    • 215
      Hermann Hesse says:

      If they introduce a carpet tax then I’m outta here.

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    The massive log in their eyes says:

    Just seen BBC shots of groups waving placards “Stop the Killing” – is this march in London against the religion of peace killing each other in Syria, Iraq, Nigeria, or any of the other countries they are doing each other in?

    Do tell.

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    • 212
      A lefty spokesmong says:

      Killing people is part of the Islamic community’s rich and diverse culture, which we should celebrate.

      The Isrealis, however, are not allowed to kill anyone, even in self-defence, because they’re filthy Jooos. If only Hitler had killed them all.

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    Englishman says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11022706/Bear-Grylls-lawyers-order-knife-company-to-drop-Bear-name.html

    In this instance, one has to agree with the lawyers. ‘Bear’ is such a bloody silly name to give anything. Or anybody.

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  41. 226
    Peace, bro, peace says:

    This blog is getting like the laughingly called “United Nations” seems everybody is having a go at each other.

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    • 228
      Anarchy in the UK says:

      Well, the Lefties – who were already pretty repulsive nasty little shits – have morphed into Nazis, supporting rabidly anti-semític Nazi-clone Hamas which, in addition to its desire to kill all J3ws, wants to kill whatever LGBT community that exists within its reach.

      Pointing out to Lefties that they’ve all just become, overnight, extreme Righties is cracking good fun.

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    • 231
      Baron Van Pallandt says:

      We could sing a jolly song together….

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  42. 227
    Owen Jones says:

    Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!

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  43. 229
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    The original Guido Fawkes – ‘the only man to enter Westminster with honest intentions.’

    The 2014, bought and paid for appeasing Guido Fawkes – has a thoroughly dishonest approach to ‘free speech’ on this website.

    Denigrating the legend of the original terrorist !!

    Oh, the irony…

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    • 236
      Awww diddums? says:

      You really are a fucking great BIG GIRL’s BLOUSE flapping in the wind.

      Try again or piss off back to mammy.

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    • 238
      The Wild Colonial Boy says:

      The original Guido didn’t give a damn about free speech. He only wanted, as he himself stated, “to blow those Scotch beggars back to their native mountains.” Today’s Guido has carried on this purpose in his treatment of Gorgon Brown, Son of the Manse, Frankenstein from North of the Tweed, Wizard Economist, and other sobriquets.

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    • 246
      Wankers says:

      If the ‘original terrorist’ Guido Fawkes had succeeded there would have been little or no free speech in England and growing up you and I would have been either bummed by a priest or slapped by a nun.
      The bloke was a c*nt that’s why we burn an effigy of him every year.
      I get moderated some of my posts disappear but it isn’t my blog and I don’t pay to be here.
      So shit happens.
      However the BBC’s ‘Have your say’ I do pay for and those bastards default position is to moderate everything and reject a lot of comments.
      Now THAT is worth getting angry about that.

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      FYI says:

      Very few posts are removed. There is however an automod which will block posts with certain banned words. Newbies often get confused by this and think Guido is haunched over his Mac, merlot in hand, reading through every single post looking for the slightest criticism of Rupert or Israel. Sorry to disappoint the keyboard revolutionaries, but he just ain’t.

      The banned list contains some innocuous little words which often leads the uninitiated to believe they are being singled out, that they’ve said something contentious or hit a nerve, indeed that they have become INTERNET MARTYRS but no, the explanation is much more mundane. So calm down and carry on, girls.

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      • 267
        ..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

        OK then.

        I had the comment -quoted in full below – deleted: what was the offending word (or opinion? )

        “A terrorist state v. A terrorist organisation.”

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          FYI says:

          Did you read what I said? The modbot blocks posts it does not delete them.

          If it was posted and subsequently deleted then that was the work of a human (allegedly) hand.

          I won’t comment on the crassness of your post fee speech an’ all that.

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        The Wild Colonial Boy says:

        Blocked or deleted, it all amounts to the same thing, censorship. The Gueed censors things that he dislikes sufficiently – the same with most any other blog. Some months ago, my comments got blocked and my moniker was for a time prohibited, because I made fun of one of G.’s advertisers (a damned Yank politician who was trying to buy his way into office via advertising). That was a rather obvious offence. As in the world of political parties and pacs, don’t touch the in-coming money stream, or those who stand behind it (you can guess who they are), if you want to continue gassing around on the website.

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          Habeas Corpus says:

          Oh fuck I’m gonna cry in a minute. So someone stops you spouting off on his private *geddit* blog? Demand your money back! It is not Guido’s responsibility to provide you a platform for your numpty ravings.

          Go somewhere else to spread your shite if it’s that important to you. It’s a free fucking country.

          Thank you for your attention.

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          • The Wild Colonial Boy says:

            If you take my previous remarks as a criticism of Guido’s website, rather than a mere description of its prevailing conditions, you are tone deaf. You should consider removing yourself to the unsubtle, self-proclaimed Land of the Free, which is filled with shallow loudmouth persons like yourself. No thank you for your imperceptiveness.

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Try a little searching about the Shitty (inner) of London – phps GF The Lard mayor of London, the on. the sq.uare mile et cetera and then there’s what GF does know about Op Huntryman – which others are now lookin at …

      Handy and his handlers think they’ve got it all covered Huh!

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    England kicked out religious dogma for a reason says:

    If your religion is worth killing for how about you start by killing yourself.

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    ..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    “Studios blacklist Cruz over Gaza letter.”

    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/celebrity/article4171590.ece

    Time will tell if this story is in fact true : but the implied threat is there for all to see.
    Speak negatively about Israel and there will be consequences.

    Why do we accept this bullying?!

    The delightful Penelope is definitely not a Friend of Israel.

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    Some of the MH17 investigation verdicts are beginning to come in:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Cold War II is getting colder…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    THE RELIGION OF PISS.

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    Clive Mowforth says:

    Cat Menace Notice

    Control your cats or face drastic action.

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    Anonymous says:

    I heard that four million pounds have been raised in U.K.in one day for the Gaza appeal. That means thousands more rockets to be sent into Israel. Does anyone honestly believe that the Hamas government in Gaza will spend any on feeding the poor and displaced? The people of Gaza voted in an terrorist government and what they must do, in order to get peace, is to vote them out.

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      And of course they will heed the vote , hand in their weapons and go quietly into parliamentary opposition!

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      Never take that for it. says:

      How much of the cut will be business expenses and how much will it cost to transfer what’s left to Gaza, gotta pick a pocket or twooo, gotta pick a pocket or two.

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        Fred the pensioner says:

        Won’t be transferred to Gaza – Doha more like. Renting the royal suite at the Doha Hilton for a year or two doesn’t come cheap you know

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    Major Bumsore says:

    Clearly the correct tactic is to retreat in the face of the Jizzadist hord, let them have their Islamic State, encourage all out nutjobs to go there and then nuke the fuckers.

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    Anonymous says:

    I have just read (Breitbart London ) that the most popular name in Britain is Muhammed. Be afraid- be very afraid.

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    Kevin Cuttlefish says:

    Glad to see Obama helping out people displaced by Isis loons, but would prefer him to launch it as Operation Crusader with object of destroying all muslim nutters in the area.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I look at Gaza and think that it could all be so different. The reason that the Palestinians are there is because no other Arab country will have them as they are a threat to the established order. Unlike other Arabs the Palestinians are actually prepared to work for a living and value education. The Palestinians are basically the Arab version of Jéws.

    The Gaza strip is blessed with some of the best beaches in the Mediterranean and an educated, willing, business savvy workforce. If there was peace Gaza could quite easily become a popular holiday resort and business/banking centre, to the benefit of its population and its neighbours.

    So why isn’t this happening? A terrorist organisation has taken charge and has been conducting a low to medium level campaign of terror against it’s more powerful neighbour, and has had its borders closed by both of its neighbours to stop the spread of infection. Every time the neighbour has made peace moves, such as troop withdrawals, relaxing security restrictions, etc., HAMAS has thrown it back in Isráéls face, with rocket attacks and suicide bombings.

    The answer is a two state solution (or a three state one if you include the West Bank). Sovereign countries dealing with each other in a grown up and civilised way. There is no place for HAMAS in this solution, and the only people who can get rid of them are the people of Gaza.

    Personally I look forward to the day when First Choice are providing all inclusive holidays to Gaza, where I can spend the day on the beach before getting the bus to Tel Avív for a night out on the lash. will it happen? One can only hope.

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      Alan Wicker says:

      Ah yes, I remember those holidays in Beirut with its wonderful beaches. Of course that was 50 years ago…

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        Never take that for it. says:

        Oh yes and your trip to the local cafe and a guy with friendly smile would come up saying “you have 30 seconds to leave and get as far away as possible”, which you did, nice people the Lebanese, never figured out why they would say that, but if you went back the following day the place was just rubble, they were always demolishing buildings.

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        No More Mr Dhimmi says:

        Sharia screws up everything.

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        Yup, spot on says:

        Yup, Alan, spot on. I was there in the very early 1970s and it really was a fab place with a wonderful Casino just north of the town. Became known as the Paris of the east where you could go skiing in the mountains in the morning and swimming in the Med in the afternoon.

        But they only started demolishing buildings after 1973 when the natives were attempting eject the warmongering Pallies who had tried to set up a state within a state in the south of the country. A bomb on a bus in Beirut was what kicked off the mid-70s civil war – and the place was never the same thereafter.

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      P Shooter says:

      If Israel returned to its legal borders things might be better.

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      Anonymous says:

      “Palestinians are actually prepared to work for a living ”
      So subcontract the central extensions of Crossrail to Hamas? They’d feel right at home there.

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        Expat Geordie says:

        No problem with blowing away/up obstructions.

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          President Sisi says:

          We are planning to use the Hamas workers on building ourselves the new Suez canal. Never thought of having it underground. We their industry, and no pay, it will be completed before their next fast.

          Cross-rail can have its usual twenty year delay.

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    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Suddenly fancied a ‘Meat Treat’, quick phone-call and a chap was round within 30 minutes.

    Later I had a pizza

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    Unenriched Crimean Bike Show... says:

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      Hypocrite muzz watch says:

      Not yet heard…”you’re killing my people” from the sarf London massive. It’s twenty for hours since the yanks bombed them. Perhaps they’re still on the laughing gas.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    David Cameron says:

    Chillaxing in Portugal…

    Pip pip.

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    4.5 Billion People Are Not Friends of Sharia says:

    Surely it’s time to establish a Permanent Protection Zone for Christians, Mandeans, Yazidis, and others facing religious persecution in the Middle East, a large corridor that could in time turn into a prosperous area and who knows an independent state. It would be based on complete rejection of Sharia law and acceptance of tolerance for all tolerant religious beliefs.

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      Sigmund Fraud says:

      Maybe. I’d prefer to just seal-off the entire Middle East, no ‘planes, no trains, disconnect it from the Internet, don’t sell them any more weapons, or anything at all for that matter, leave them to either kick the crap out of each other forever, or learn to join the civilised world. Maybe check on them once every 150-200 years to see how it’s going.

      Of course, the oil does rather foul up my plan royally. Maybe when it’s run out?

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        Expat Geordie says:

        Just set up white enclaves where the oil is. They need our technology to extract it, so it rightfully belongs to us, since without us they can’t get it out.

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        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Oil not a problem, USA has more reserves now than all of the OPEC put together and has just released a ban on exports, it’s only the EU that rely on Mr Putins tap.

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          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          relinquished a ban on exports. [erratum].

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          M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

          You confuse oil with gas ferchrissakes

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          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          The shame is Maqboul and SC – don’t realise that the US & Russia have a ‘joint’ venture to exploit oil in the arctic – drilling just opened.

          And btw – if of course the people everywhere actually knew that there is an abundance of oil – well the price would plummet and …. wait for it – their profiteering would be zilch … but why tell the masses the truth eh?

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      EU Mong says:

      No chance; we have spent the last 50 years, and your money, to ensure that Europe turns into part of the same muzzy shithole.

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    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Heil Hitler!

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  63. 374
    Long John Silvers parrot says:

    What is all this crap about Clegg having a country residence at your expense.

    FFs the guy is only a deputy ( and not a particularly good one at that). He has a nice house in London and used to have another big house in Sheffield.

    He is always jetting off to Spain to stay with his in laws so it really is taking the piss out of you all having another pad.

    If he needs an official country residence when he deputises for Cameron he can fuckin use Chequers.

    You are paying all of this during these austere times.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Quite a good analysis – worth a read:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  66. 388
    David Ward says:

    I’m hiring a dozen Muslim women on my farm as bee-keepers.Saves me money on protective gear

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    Owen Jones says:

    3 pints of Tribute, pint of Tetleys, 2 pints of Pedigree, now enjoying a pint of Hobgoblin, to be followed by quaffing several bottles of Bollinger vintage champagne.

    Good Evening.

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  68. 397
    Geroge Galloway says:

    Anyone caught flying a non-British flag in this country should be repeatedly sodomized.

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    Anonymous says:

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll. The girl on right a message for you 1:46. :-)

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    The only izrailee in Bradford says:

    Fucking shithole muzzie scum pae’does.

    Life can be lonely.

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    Weird news that makes you laugh:

    U.S. Judge Threatens to Hold Argentina in Contempt of Court

    Unsurprisingly, Argentina has defaulted. But it has placed full page adverts in the NYT and WSJ which purported that it had not defaulted.

    Popcorn time.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      elliemae9 says:

      Yeah, but Argentina got their licks in first…I’ll get the beers

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        All we need to do with the Argies is to send in ACϟDC:

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          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          SC – i believe you missed the article referred to earlier on today [see below no 98 / the link]

          Within it i part quote it starts: “Finally, there was a meeting in Helsinki …
          … The Soviet Union was guaranteed “non-interference into their internal affairs” which fillied Leonid Brezhnev with satisfaction … In return, the Moscow Communist Party had to guarantee the West “respect of human rights and fundamental freedoms, including that of thought, conscience, religion or belief”.

          That last bit SC read a lot like – Freedom of Expression – something you and many of your Crafty ilk don’t want an ordinary an and woman to have … just saying like …

          Get to SC.
          And you too EUPET – you fucking masonic dupes.

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          Odds favour ? says:
          August 9, 2014 at 10:17 am

          Handelsblatt has very interesting piece dealing with what it calls froth from both rabble-rousers and roused, re Russia and wider world context.

          Reproduced, in summary and in full, here. Warning: won’t suit certain readers.

          http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-08/german-handelsblatt-releases-stunning-anti-west-op-ed-asks-if-west-rabble-rousers-ar.

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          • Well BW. You have made an attempt here, I will recognise that at least. I’ll give you 3 points out of 10 and round it up to 4 for getting your name right.

            It is a pity you could not resist some rudeness and barbs but we are all used to that. Notwithstanding, here I am, putting that to one side for now and trying to answer you civilly. It will probably be wasted but let’s try…

            Most important for you to understand is that you made an assumption which turns out to be wholly false. I did read that Zerohedge article this morning, indeed I also read all the comments to the bottom until I realised there were 9 pages of them and left it at that.

            I also read the article in the following comment which was by Henry Kissinger, someone with sufficient experience and place in history to at least give the time of consideration to, even if he comes from the ‘wrong’ peoples as far as you are concerned. “The test for politics is not how something starts but how it ends.” If you had read my other posts, you would have seen that I even requoted that article with particular respect to the suggestion made by @EU Funded Pro EU Troll that Ukraine should be admitted to NATO. Henry had said no, both seven years ago and in his piece. Because I quoted him does not mean it necessarily carries my endors’ement. The truth is that I am fairly evenly split on it.

            There are similarities to Turkey, being as it is on the cusp of one culture to another. It looks as if Erdogan will become their first ever elected head of state. One wonders what Kemal Atatürk would have made of it, a man who, despite being our enemy in WW1, I hold in very high regard for his considerable foresight after the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

            Back to the Zerohedge article. I challenge anyone else here to read it as other than a hagiographic account of Putin and his rather extraordinary reclaiming of the reins of power – when he was previously constitutionally barred from holding office again. Did you see how he did that? Reading the comments and all but the most myopic will see that no dissent is brooked. How come?

            Now, if you were to read my comments, even on this page, I am not always kind to the US, European or British governments. I support Freedom of Expression and exercise mine. So your kindly charge of being a fucking masonic dupe is unwarranted in the extreme.

            I was mentioning this to @EU Funded Pro EU Troll this morning, as we walked together from the synagogue to the Lodge with our long beards, black fedora and tailcoats (that is a joke in case you read it as literally as you appear to with some other stuff.) :-)

            But I am free also to distrust Putin too. I do not take kindly to people who shoot defenceless airliners out of the sky. It is very important to note what Putin has omitted to say about this incident. That always speaks louder than what is said.

            To pick a specific, the article refers to RF being “a developing nation”. When I was young, it was one of the two world superpowers. What went wrong? Please tell me?

            To pick another, the article mentions Afghanistan, each time in the context of America’s failure. No mention of 1979-1989. Now that’s chutzpah!

            Oh! I went through Checkpoint Charlie in the height of the Cold War. From the other side I was able to view the intervening strip where escapees from the communist paradise had been machine gunned to death by the dozen. What on earth was happening here?

            So Zerohedge demonstrates itself to be an instrument of the RF propaganda machine. Are you paid to support it or are you just a (I will not mention the term as it contains an impoliteness and I am not being rude to you. It’s initials are UI.)

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            @SC – so you finally ‘snapped’ and responded to i.

            Take a long look and read through the city of London stuff posted around.

            Ki$$inger is an a55hole of the highest order – always has been always will be. He and his ‘set up’ all the intrigues behind Nix0n. He has changed his tune so many times to suit arguments of the day – yet people like you ‘still fall for the B/5hit. EUPET is a dead duck – why? because his continual and lopsided drivel while claiming to be of factual content is more wishful imparting of beliefs (leading idiots to believe) and fiction than most on here can actually disemble.

            Point is – SC you have ‘snapped back into’ at least some form of communication – if indeed it really is the SC of Old – and in which case you are required to express your opinion on the failure by the authorities to ‘indict’ Grevi.lle Jann.er a la Chris Huhne.

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          • Oh dear! Rather as I had feared.

            I responded because you were actually making a point, well not you the Zerohedge article you posted was making one. I certainly did not ‘snap’ as you put it. People might say that I was very reasonable and restrained (having blasted off at you two nights ago.)

            Listen, if you would rather think I am a different SC, then go ahead, fill your boots! It really does not matter one iota (Matthew 5:18).

            Actually I find @EU Funded Pro EU Troll very interesting. I do not agree with him on everything, nor he with me. But there is a very large amount of convergence. We can engage in dialogue without resorting to insults or allegations of spurious religious preference, the more especially when we meet resistance to our views.

            You can ‘require’ as you may but the admittedly troublesome matters of alleged p4edophilia are not a subject area which has any direct input into the international situations with which I am currently preoccupied.

            I say that realising all about honey traps set by the security services of some nations but it is not fundamental to any of these matters – merely derivative. if you wish to pursue them, then good luck… providing you do not wrongly accuse someone. It used to be the case that one was innocent until proven guilty. In this febrile atmosphere, the positions have switched. People think that is a good thing. It is not. Time will demonstrate this.

            You write as if you have not taken in a thing I have said. How can you be surprised if I decide that it is fruitless to converse with you on this basis? Dialogue is, at minimum, a two way street.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            SC – as you know i call a ‘shot’ when i read stuff – like plenty of EUPET’s which ventures beyond fact and into fiction – i.e. Future / possible events wherein he frames things couched with feramongering language. Facts / Opinions as you know.

            You will obviously have noted where EUPET and i have exchanged views and info (UDec HR Article 19 Freedom of Expression). EUPET having written so much – is clearly biased in favour of one side. i do not like the rhetoric from either side – for their sheer propaganda / duplicity worth.

            People everywhere are now tearing to shreds ‘legalese’ written by shysters with vested interests and non declarations of such.

            As you know SC i overall detest the legal TRADE because it does not do what it proclaims to on the tin – to put it it simple terms. Thus i agree with your sentiment of innocent until proven guilty.

            Ponder – who framed up all the ‘Political Correctness Madness’ and for what reason and who’s benefit – other than to suppress and oppress those who dare to speak out?

            As for the p4edos as you write – there is OVERWHELMING evidence of dark arts and legal interference going back decades – the more the ptb try to evade from the issues the worse it will get for them. The Sec Services have been chasing their own tales for decades – they do so to justify in a large part their own existence.

            Lastly you state of a ‘two way street’ leaving you and i aside of that – isn’t it glaringly obvious that there is a disconnect between the political whores in parliament and the British people? They are too beholden to the lobbying ‘merchants / bank.sters’ – and the C of Lon Corporation ‘acting beyond the law’.

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          • Odds favour ? says:

            A point worth noting:

            The article in question was produced by Handelsblatt, not Zero Hedge which merely reproduced it.

            Schrodinger’s Cat may well dismiss Zero Hedge as an instrument of Russian propaganda, but that would be a strange claim to level at Handelsblatt.

            I posted the Zero Hedge item because, for the possible benefit of certain readers, it carried a summary as well as the lengthy essay in full.

            For those like SC, who wrongly refers to it as “the Zerohedge article”, the full version is of course available at source:

            http://www.handelsblatt.com/meinung/kommentare/essay-in-englisch-the-west-on-the-wrong-path/10308406.html

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Grateful to ‘Odds favour ?’ – for the proper attribute. Well spotted and i admit i missed that in the ‘fog of argument’.

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          • @ EeeYepBlowing Whistles
            Following your paragraphs:

            1. I understand what you are saying. But, realistically, we are considering situations over which we have imperfect knowledge to begin with, this is then muddied by propaganda and counter propaganda and we end up with a situation which we know to be unsatisfactory but where two totally conflicting trails of evidence have been set out. The classic courtroom scenario.

            2. Maybe you are beginning to see that I consider the evidence from all quarters and then attempt to make my own mind up. It is my view that propaganda is so engrained in the political fabric of any country that it is pointless to complain about it. Rather, one should attempt to get to a best position.

            3. Noted. Few get far with it though. Just a practical observation, nothing more.

            4. It is a relief that you at least recognise the presumption of innocence (Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat). It traces back to Julius P’aulus in 2nd cy AD. There were long times when the presumption of guilt prevailed. Witches were thrown into ponds and if they drowned they were innocent. No consolation there. This happened as recently as 16 cy. One must remember though that everyone is entitled to the fundamental right of presumption of innocence, no matter how vile one may think they are. Any of us could be the accused at some point in our lives.

            5. PC is madness. No disagreement here. We know where it is promulgated from.

            6. That I called this “derivative” is not to condone it in any way. But given my sphere of interest, knowledge and whatever ability I might possess, I think that there are better people than myself to pursue those leads and bring the light of day upon them. One may not be all things to all men. Focussed fire is so much better than blunderbuss.

            7. There is a disconnect between the various organs of state, between them and other corporate bodies and any entity which might be described as establishment. No question of that – I have been saying that since I first posted here which I recently and accidentally rediscovered was in early 2008.

            There seems nothing to disagree over, does there?

            But we then have to consider how we handle points 1 and 2 in particular. Here is where we inevitably get into difficulties. Measure out a distance by placing two pegs in flat ground. Ask everyone to guess the distance. They will all come up with different answers.

            When you then get the measuring tape out, it is likely that no one will be exactly correct. Even if they do, when you repeat the exercise in a different place, you might well find that someone else gets a closer answer.

            Now consider that one is doing this in a thick fog, no one is keeping a good tally of the guesses and meanwhile, someone else has cut the tape in two places and made off with the middle bit. The visibility was not good enough to see who did it. Someone says X the tailor always has a pair of scissors on him. Everyone tries to pin down the hapless X whilst forgetting that the main objective was to guess the distance.

            Is the Independent newspaper actually independent just because it calls itself so? Is there in fact any such thing as independence or are we all bought up with some form of cognitive bias? Surely an ineluctable aspect of CB is that, if you know you possess it, then by definition you don’t have it. There is a paradox at work here.

            We are buried chest deep in heuristics. In practice, once we doubt people, we tend to continue to do so, even when they may actually be right. “Representativeness”.

            You will know of the Linda Problem, formally the Conjunction Fallacy. It still creates great disagreement even though the formal logic is inescapable.

            Rather than criticise individuals, whether myself or others, it seems better to set your position out and go to the root of where you think they are mistaken using facts and not emotion. If there is a mistake, then that will be unmasked. If there is merely a bias, then it will repeat. You get to a position where you have a chance to prevail. Quite rightly, others will come against you on the same basis.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • @Odds favour ?

            Your point is accepted with thanks.

            It does not change the substantive issues I raised.

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        Anonymous says:

        Buenos Aires has one of the larget J*ewish populations in South America.

        It could be popcorn time indeed.

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          Jose Jones says:

          South Argentina has the biggest number of welsh people, with sheep, outside wales, and remain ever grateful to the UK, unlike Kirchner.

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      concrete pump says:

      Popcorn time..?

      I do hope so.

      This is something that has annoying me for a while.

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    Not yet heard…”you’re killing my people” from the sarf London massive. It’s twenty for hours since the yanks bombed them. Perhaps they’re still on the laughing gas.

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    Huntwatch says:

    Birmingham’s City TV has become the first of Jeremy Hunt’s ambitious network of local TV stations to go bust

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      Tachybaptus says:

      Another Omnishambles brought to you by ‘H’unt Corp. No doubt his sponsors in the city have figured out a way of writing it off against his personal tax bill,

      …if he ever pays any tax that is

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      JR Spewing says:

      So where’s all the money gone, Jeremy Hunt?

      Somebody call the fraud squad

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  74. 426
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Without war I would be Si.

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    The European Union does its dirty work behind closed doors and holds ordinary people in contempt. says:

    EU Chief: Our Work Should Not be Transparent

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/08/09/Invasion-of-EU-Technocrats

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Labour fears brain drain with 15% of MPs ready to quit
    Doubts about Ed Miliband’s leadership are said to be driving an exodus in the runup to next year’s general election.

    Grauniad headline no less.

    Brain drain?

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    • 435
      elliemae9 says:

      You’re right, the brainless might get in, elected by the drained brains….dumb and dumber scenario…oh f*ck I’m channelling Mr McCluskey

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    • 436
      Never take that for it. says:

      Public approves of MPs brain drain, public thought MPs brain already drained with nothing to do but put in expense claims, public will be pleased to see 640 MPs brains drained.

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    Anonymous says:

    City Oligarch: “I’ll have a knighthood, a couple of OBEs, how much?”

    Dave: “Do you want fries with that? Would you like to Go Large for an extra £1/2 Million contribution to party funds? “

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    non taxable pikey says:

    In the next 48 hours or so we should see if the Portugese Jelly fish’s action over the Somerset Levels flooding has worked. It it doesn’t he might just as well stay where he is.

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      Cameron's given us the pip too many times already says:

      Cameron should stay away permanently and have his passport revoked.

      As for the weather, found this from the Bolshevik Bollocks Corps :
      “Wind gusts of 30-40 mph are expected inland and could reach 40-50 mph in coastal areas.” So what ? That’s trivial. In fact, here in the south right now there’s not a breath of wind. (There’s no rain either, although that will likely change.)
      The thing is, this sort of crap has been going on for some time with the media regularly going into a deranged frenzy over weather predictions that keep on proving to be a load of complete bollocks. Perhaps they think they can get away with it because the imported third world scum have no idea what is normal in the UK anyway.
      There’s no point reading or listening to the media’s gobshite. Stop buying “newspapers” and stop paying the propaganda tax – it only encourages the lying bastards. You’ll feel better for it too once you’ve put an end to the self-imposed brain-rot.

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        Anonymous says:

        “Weather predictions that keep on proving to be complete bollocks” ? Good grief! And just when I thought that the Met office had more compute power than any other organisation in UK. Take their toys away if they don’t know how to use them properly.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve had enough of this Lords/Dames for the boys and girls who’ve given dosh or support to the bastard tories. Why should we put up with the cronyism and favours for the rich. “Oh give us a few quid and we’ll give you a peerage and you can swan about the place calling yourself Lord toryman. It stinks and Christian Cameron knows it, even when he’s posing in a fish and chip shop in France. God, I’m so sick of these Bullingdon boys

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  80. 441
    Bomber Harris says:

    My peace policy for northern Iraq would come out of the underbelly of a Lancaster.

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      Never take that for it. says:

      We only have one Lancaster, how about a few quadcopters, we could take the camera off and put a few 10p bangers and a long fuse, Camoron sold everything we had on the Internet apart from the MOD and that’s PFI..

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      • 458
        Genghiz the kahn says:

        Events since Cameron’s strategic defence review implies that he should now revise his defence strategy.

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        Expat Geordie says:

        But the Canadian Lancaster is coming to the UK this week. There will be two Lancs flying at airshows up and down the UK for the next two months. Now if they would only give Just Jane her certificate of airworthiness then there would be three.

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Never heard of Operation Manna?

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    Anonymous says:

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Bail? FFS Bail!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28726284

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Despite everything we are STILL not taking the threat seriously.

      We deserve to lose.

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  83. 446
    True comrade says:

    how many more people will have to visit foodbanks ;meanwhile we,ve just given £3oo per day to another 21 freeloaders …????

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  84. 449
    Chris Mould says:

    No! I need more foodbanks, I’m helping promote the socialist dream for all you plebs, the leaders quaff bolli and earn gongs, you peasants get tins of beans…it’s called the dependancy state.

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    #Fail says:

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      The British MSM are cunts says:

      Didn’t Chuky visit Israel again earlier this year?

      He certainly knows which interest group he has to butter up to get ahead in UK politics…isn’t that right Tony?

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  86. 453
    Polish Pete says:

    I wonder if the standard of Saturday posts will improve when the football season gets under way? When all the ret@rds have something else to occupy them.

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    Polish Pete says:

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    Who does he think he is fueling? says:

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    Israel-Gaza conflict: 150,000 protest in London for end to ‘massacre and arms trade’ by and for I’srael and an increase in rocket supply to Gaza so that they can make thousand more random attacks, mostly over the border but with some misfiring and killing of their own, particularly those in schools and hospitals, as those make even more good headlines for the bedwetters. – Indy today

    OK, I made up that last bit of the headline – even though the facts are correct.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Bombs and bullets – its just business for the fucking masons.

      Grow some testicles SC.

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      Protest marches don’t usually change anyone’s mind on big issues but the demonstration against Israel in London today has.

      Everyone I spoke to now agrees that Muslim immigration has gotten out of control.

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Reminds me of the Iran Iraq War where both sides were lobbing scud missiles at each other in the Battle of the Cities, but somehow only managed to hit “children’s hospitals”.

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    • 507
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Stupid thick Diane Abbott doesn’t realise that she is helping to indirectly fund Hamas. Or maybe she does!

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Diane A is much like Trevor Phillips and much like Condie rice – used for their stoopidity.

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        Adviser says:

        In the absence of anyone else defending the Palestinians, GB should send arms aid to the real victims of its policies: the Palestinians.

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    Izlam…..the World is not big enough for you. Find another planet.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    If i may be so bold oh i am being …
    The current Lord Mayor of London

    Yet another shyster no less. No one needs to look very far to ‘see’ where all the corruption and immunity from prosecution lies – what a crafty bunch of bastards the whole CoLonCorporation are.

    https://www.cityoflondon.gov.uk/about-the-city/who-we-are/key-members/the-lord-mayor-of-the-city-of-london/Pages/lord-mayor-biography.aspx

    Alderman Fiona Woolf
    The Lord Mayor of the City of London 2013-14
    Born 1948
    Spouse Nicholas
    Education
    St Denis School, Edinburgh
    Keele University
    University of Strasbourg
    Senior Fellowship Harvard University
    Business career
    1973 qualified as a solicitor
    1973-8 Assistant Solicitor Clifford Chance
    1978-81 Assistant Solicitor CMS Cameron McKenna
    1981 Partner CMS Cameron McKenna
    Previous/current professional and charitable involvement
    Justice of the Peace
    Past President of the Law Society of England and Wales
    Former Member of the Competition Commission
    Senior Adviser with London Economics International LLP
    Non-executive director of Affinity Water Ltd (until December 2013)
    Trustee of Raleigh International
    President of the Chelsea Opera Group
    Member of the Council of The London Regiment of the Territorial Army
    Governor, Guildhall School of Music & Drama
    Honorary Bencher of Middle Temple
    Civic career
    2007 Alderman for Ward of Candlewick
    2010 Sheriff
    Guild and livery companies
    Junior Warden, City of London Solicitors Company
    Court Assistant, Worshipful Companies of Builders Merchants, Plumbers, Wax Chandlers
    Liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Arbitrators
    Honorary Liveryman of the Worshipful Companies of Security Professionals, Paviors, Fuellers, Turners and Lightmongers
    Clubs
    RAC, City Livery Club
    Interests
    Music, fine art, furniture history, turned wood

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    • 475
      Wolfie says:

      Wow, …..duh.

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        above your IQ capacity then?

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          Norm Normal says:

          You’re jealous because I’m lightmonger but you’re just a mong?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Yeah … whatever gets yeur goat Norm ….

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          • Norm Normal says:

            Say where do we send FOI requests to see what you have noted down about us?

            no doubt it’s against your principles to have secret files?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            i take it you are referring to i Norm.

            In the first instance – try the Home Sec Theresa may; but you may also want to do the MoJ Chris Grayling as well. You want to make a complaint … make one to the Board of Deputies (chews in Lon) – quite happy to bat them off seeing as they do not have jurisdiction in the UK and are a bunch of jumped up – mantra loving firster shills / 5hits and p.ricks.

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      Fofi says:

      A typical, mood depressing CV.

      One reform I would bring in is to prevent any lawyer from partaking in the making of law, however humble that law may bem (e.g. City bye laws), since they have an obvious conflict of interest i.e. they have absolutely no interest in devising simple and effective laws.

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  92. 486

    History Rhymes:

    … and both sides make similar mistakes.

    (@SC: The post above is worth reading – I did read this after I left reply above, not before…)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      And he’s the biggest wet tampon in the UK – Crafty fucking deluded masonic pig.

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    • 490
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      And he’s a climate change bedwetter along with the Brussels arm of his mafia mob.

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        P’utin or H’itler ?

        Climate change as it is currently being sold is garbage.

        Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise just ignore or call them out very loudly. If they attempt to extort money from you on the basis of their fraudulent claim use force if necessary to deter.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          We need more bird choppers.

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          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          OK – i have held back for “far too long now”:

          Climate Change / The AGW business

          has been sold like the dud that was the Hollow C propaganda – figures / stats / Johan Harri / ed Milibandwagon – the whole lot of ‘em

          A whole fucking industry created from B/5hit

          It (AGW) was their dirty plan to tax us all AGAIN … Money, money, money

          They didn’t odds for the net and social media – to fuck their little game up tho did they?

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          • The R’ussian’s let the cat out of the bag when they hacked Univ E A’nglia.

            They did that in order to boost their own exports of gas / oil which were being impacted by the G’reen lobby, and also counter the political pressure that was being exerted on them to cut their production.

            Strangely it has sort of back-fired as it gave a good boost to the fracking industry which should see many become independent of R’ussian hydrocarbons.

            Localized Urban heating is real and an issue, but that has nothing to do with carbon emissions. CO2 produced by humans has zero impact, and temperatures have not moved.

            You should prepare your beating stick for the environment agency if large parts of the country end up under water as a result of B’ertha…

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            EUPET – your argument falls down in the second paragraph. “They did that in order to …”

            B/5hit – AGW and all of it is still B5hit – don’t make out a flawed excuse and them move past it framing up after the fact matters. FAIL – EUPET.

            Bertha – smetrtha … Fearmonger i why don’t you?

            Weather happens ‘get the fuck over it’.

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          • You might want to try re-reading and compare against what actually happened. You’ll find it is accurate and the reasoning is plausible.

            B’ertha only mentioned as a lot of rain is likely to be dumped and the Env Agency have not fixed the problems which caused problems earlier in the year. Weather does happen – no argument there either way – but water management is something that the State is paid to do, but hasn’t been doing for a while as was learned earlier this year.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 508
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft

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      Thanks. Yes, it was good and I saved it. I looked back at my comments at the time you originally posted that too and, although I have learned much more since then, would still repeat them.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 568

        I saw your longer post above. Nothing needs to change on the basis of this, but you may be able to see why some would regard K’issenger’s position as flawed and understand why E’urope / US may confront R’ussia if it goes ahead into U’kraine.

        That is not a given though due to R’ussia’s peculiar nuclear doctrine and their somewhat more relaxed view of use of nuclear weapons. That is somewhat more important than many have admitted which is why their flagrant breaches of the INF treaty I have been mentioned numerous times recently.

        R’ussia may have calculated that their State could survive a nuclear war. They might be right. The West may be a little overly cautious in its own protocols. Those protocols are likely tight, in the case of the US, for two reasons:

        i) The US does not want to ‘nuke’ another nation – especially anywhere in A’sia. (That latter point has come up since the end of WWII – Use of nuclear weapons was discussed during the K’orean conflict and V!etnam conflict and it was decided not too mainly because it would paint the US with an indelible mark that they like using nuclear weapons against A’sians. This is also a reason why the US has no interest in dropping a nuclear device on DPRK despite the direct nuclear threat that nation presents the US)

        ii) By overly propagandizing the negatives of nuclear weapons this builds a natural deterrent within the civilian populations of nuclear armed States that acts as an effective brake on those State’s from venturing away from nuclear arms treaties and considering nuclear weapons to be usable in war.

        R’ussia has no such restrictions.

        It is perhaps time for the West to reconsider its position on nuclear weapons, perhaps if only to stimulate R’ussia to reconsider its own.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          Completely accords with my belief that, putting aside conventional weapons, there is an unhealthy asymmetry between the views of the opposing sides here.

          The calculus of the RF side is suspect, I suggest. At this level of conflict, there are no certainties at all and a high possibility of extinction for both combatants civilisations and for countless others.

          It is arguable that this is a new departure in the field of international security since 1945.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          • The big unknown is the religious aspect on the part of P’utin.

            The asymmetry has been there from the start – going back to the 1950s. Note that in Cuba, R’ussia backed down. If that was rerun today they perhaps would call the bluff.

            The nuke deal signed with A’rgentina in all practical senses represents an actual effort to proliferate to LATAM. That will of course come up next if the deal starts to be implemented.

            Lots of things are changing, and it is increasingly looking like the West is going to have to relent and become a little like its enemy in order to win, no mater how unpalatable that is.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • There is asymmetry and asymmetry. The difference is who has the upper hand. The situation has become decidedly unhealthier in the last decade.

            Your last paragraph recognises my stated belief.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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  93. 493

    W’arsi worships Shaitan:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 498

      W’arsi should just say:

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 570
      4.5 Billion People Are Not Friends of Sharia says:

      If she’s such a principled person ask her if her principles including condemning unreseverdly, as heinous and abhorrent, the torture of old men in pursuit of finanical gain, the taking of non-Muslims as slaves by Muslims, Ji*ad, polygamy, child marriage, killing of polytheists, and killing of people deemed as heretics by Muslim clerics. She won’t because she’ll know that to do so is to condemn the guy they revere so highly – the Big Mo. Instead she’ll give you the usual blather about condemning all killing of innocent people and the importance of women’s rights.

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    A Former Assistant Secretary of the US Treasury says:

    Washington Threatens the World

    http://tinyurl.com/lpvcu6d

    “When I’srael murders women and children, Washington calls it “I’srael’s right to defend their own country”–a country that I’srael stole from Palestinians–but when Palestinians retaliate Washington calls it “terrorism.” By supporting I’srael, declared to be a terrorist state by a few moral governments that still exist, and accused of war crimes by the UN General Secretary, Washington is in violation of its own laws against supporting terrorist states.”

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    • 505
      Norm Normal says:

      UN resolution 181?

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      • 812
        IZIZ says:

        Israel has made it clear that UN resolutions don’t apply to it. It also says so in the their Talmud.

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      Expat Geordie says:

      When Jéws settled in Palestine prior to 1948 they bought land so that they could build their homes. Since the British were running the place at the time, and we are very strong on property rights, unlike some southern European countries today (Spain, Portugal, Greece, etc.) you can guarantee that the sales were legal and above board.

      So who sold the Jéws the land? Yep, that’s right, the Arabs. So now the Arabs want to take back the land that they sold fair and square – a bit like those southern Europeans.

      Note that I’m only referring to the pre-1948 territory and this argument doesn’t go as far as the 1967 territory, etc. Although I wonder the if Isráélis had lost in 1948 would the Jéws who had bought land from the Arabs be allowed to keep it, or would it be stolen off them by the Arabs?

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      • 526
        Norm Normal says:

        Aaaaaand what about land awarded under UN resolution 181?

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      • 528
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        The British PEOPLE did not fuck up – the Politicians of the day (1900 / 1939) fucked up for their own personal gain be it blackmail or entrapment – they caused it all not the British People.

        Get with the truth of history Expat – not what conveniently suits your ‘belief and want to believe structure’.

        “They thought they could fool all of the people for all of the time” – They have resoundly fucking failed.

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    Anonymous says:

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    • 509
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Rubbish!

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    • 514
      The British MSM are cunts says:

      Christopher Booker is one of the few honest journalists to report the truth rather than dish out puff propaganda pieces to the sheeple.

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    • 529
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      The EU have been ‘caught with their fucking pants down’ as have those who they acted ‘in concert with’ [legal term]

      Time for some truth trials and admissions.

      Stop fucking lying to the people – you demented political puppets.

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    • 540
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      The EU – there’s just … “no accounting” for them … is there?

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  96. 500
    Anonymous says:

    Montalbano always has top Italian totty in every show.

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  97. 510

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 519
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

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      • 552
        Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

        Hoo hooo hoooo hoo! You’re sooo funny!

        I just can’t believe you get funnier every time you type those same words! Month after month.

        Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!

        People say Dimmy Dave’s dwindling band of clueless fake-Tory cretins are witless eurotarded liberal imbeciles, but boy oh boy you sure demonstrate that his cotterie of cowardly Brussels lickspittle cretins have a keen sense of humour!

        Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, vote Dimmy Dave!

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    • 537
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      What about the Accountancy crooks promoted by the EU – Mazars … The MOS don’t want to ‘remember’ that issue – wonder why … also wonder why their publications were removed from their webpages …. NOT.

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    • 576

      Just why is the Mail trying so hard to keep us in the clutches of the communists who run the EU?

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      • 588
        Lord Lucre says:

        The Daily Mail is often referred to as the Daily Hitler, and with good reason.
        80 years later it’s still not fit to wipe your arse with.

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

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  99. 518
    MILFlicious says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Q. What do you call media that doesn’t see Hamas fighters?
    A. The BBC and C4.

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  101. 527

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  102. 530
    A voter says:

    Israeli’s are white ….. pallys ain’t. I’m white. So i’ll go with Israel…

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    • 539
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Deluded stoopid christian ‘tool fool’.

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    • 549
      Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

      Israelis aren’t white, you fucking tool.

      And it’s “Israelis”, not “Israeli’s”.

      You fucking Nazi mong. Went to school in Birmingham, did you? (Inshallah!)

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        watch out there's a moz about says:

        Someone siding with Israel is a Nazi, are they?

        You really are a fucking moron.

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  103. 534
    The British media are cunts says:

    Saw the protesters at the mong pro Pally rally. All Muzzie twats and white middle class lesbians.

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  104. 543
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Afor i go – is Rupert still sucking Irwin Stel.zers cock?

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  105. 544
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    dig that modded rubbish huh!

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  106. 546
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

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      boredhousehusband says:

      interesting that they link As Sad with ISIT and ProculHarem, despite the fact that As Sad is sort of on the side of the good guys.

      Perhaps it’s a clever measure to induce an Analysis Paralysis infinite loop within the Socialist protester groupthink…

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      • 765
        Cinna says:

        I think you may have missed the main thrust of that which is, I believe, that the muzz are are you’re basic murdering thugs.

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  107. 547
    Owen Jones says:

    I’ve studied the teachings of Hamas, and they seem entirely reasonable.

    Kill J3ws, lezzas, homos and jip’os. And beat the shit out of feminists, too.

    HEIL HITLER!

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  108. 551
    Bob Fleming says:

    Just got back from a lovely holiday in Australia. Any news? What’s the religion of peace up to?

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      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

      Religion of Peace? Oh, basically killing everyone.

      The Conservative Party’s Supreme Imbecile is still pushing ahead for Turkey to join the EU, so another 75 million impoverished Muslims can move here and claim bennies.

      Other than that, nothing new.

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    • 559
      Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

      The usual Bob, how was the Ozzy winter?

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      • 565
        Bob Fleming says:

        Beautiful and pretty much Muzzer free. Might have to live there full time if they start kicking up in the UK again. The only ray of light is that most of them are as thick as shit in my experience

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      4.5 Billion People Are Not Friends of Sharia says:

      Usual stuff – pretending to be peaceful then beheading anyone they don’t like the look of..that sort of thing.

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      • 592
        Pookie snackumberger says:

        . . . and when caught ALL his friends and family say “well, buger me, I never new he was like that at all. He was always such a nice boy, always helping people; he wanted to be a doctor, a scientist or a footballer, and save people, he did. He never mentioned the word Alkie Akbar, or anything; oh, and we don’t believe in Shiralee law, honor killings, and a making this island into a musalm country, oh no.”

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    We fought Nazis once now we are scared to say the word blackboard says:

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    • 647
      Diane Fatbott says:

      WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCIIIISSSTTTT !!

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      • 658
        non taxable pikey says:

        Diane, you have been here a long time, even reputed to have studied at one of our Universities, why do you still keep coming out with these American words? The word is
        WWWAAAACCCCIIIIAAAALLLLISTTTT.

        Get it right.

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    • 758
      Now we have whiteboards says:

      So much better.

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  110. 562
    
    


    SALMOND
    L
    U
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    POLLS

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 640
      Oh the fun son says:

      Shame that, I was hoping the Scots idiots would see sense and say YES, still the benefits will last as long as they remember they voted NO, North Britain it will be, a piece of land tagged onto EU England, seems they forget that the LibLabCons will get their own back for the electorate voting SNP the first time, never ever will I have to visit the country of the Scots and be told about the history of the Scots and what the English did and the freedom they want from England without laughing my head off at them and telling them they voted NO to remove the freedom they wanted and it was all done without England getting chance to vote in the referendum and even to where STV stopped the English having a chance to hear what was going on in real time,

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    boredhousehusband says:

    I watched the footage from the besieged Iraq mountain top by the first helicopter to manage a landing and, as they took off carrying a few lucky ones who had managed to clamber aboard and escape, it struck me how very few of them were women and children and none of the men looked as if they were eager to enlist and fight the Islamikazes…

    “women and children first”: that’s a British value we should promote and use to educate the uncivilised 3rd world (which appears to be occupying more land mass every year!). I reckon the growth of the 3rd World might outstrip ‘global warming’ it terms of speed of ‘climate’ change.

    The climate of civility is shrinking..

    (root cause, of course, is Socialism)

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    • 579
      4.5 Billion People Are Not Friends of Sharia says:

      Link?

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      • 662
        boredhousehusband says:

        It was Al Jazzy I think, cant see the footage online (quick look) but they have replayed it on the channel. Iraqi helo, two of them. The bloke from the Telegraph was on one, the footage of the escapee’s was filmed on the other…

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  112. 577
    boredhousehusband says:

    Of course, the obvious way to deal with IsIt in Iraq and ProculHarem in Nigeria is with a mercenary force paid for by the UN with contributions from all nations who wish to chip in.

    100,000 private security contractors to take on c15,000 IsIt fighters in Iraq. Then invite the mob in Bigeria to “come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” style of propobanter.

    It will become the Global Islamikaze’s version of July 1st 1916 in France…

    Job done.

    because it wouldn’t be the usual blue beret trick of using 3rdworld soldiers, where a General pockets the difference between what the UN pays and the 3rdWorld army pays.

    No, this would be like a clarion call to THEM on the Circuit. With a great rate of pay, proper retirement package with top notch insurance cover in case of making your flight back to the World in a zipped bag…

    It would be like Lord Kitchener, once again, and his First Hundred Thousand volunteers.

    They don’t like it up ‘em, y’see?

    When they see the bayonet glint
    they flee to Alan and his Snackbar

    Only way to fight them, Sir!

    perhaps we could cloud-fund it?

    An army to fight for Civilisation

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    boredhousehusband says:

    and that idea is so commonsensical it should become a UKIP policy immediately as a resolution suggestion…

    Just like Sierra Leone, back when (apparently) a man could still be reckless and irresponsible while drinking with Ukrainian helo pilots at Paddy’s Bar as the waves gently washed the beach. Ever seen a Ukrainian pilot, off his face on Wodka, do a 30mm rocket strafe on retreating rebels from a HIND, lol (hearsay)

    Was that the Hind painted in white with UN in big dark letters on the side, just to fool em? (apparently)

    Can’t remember. “if you remember the 90’s…” as they say…

    But it’s still a tactic which would work for a short time (but it will only take a short amount of time) and be ‘legitimate’.

    It equally should be UN legitimate to put into the Big Hole any Islamiravers who get caught: those who put their hands in the air and wave them like they just dont care, cos it’s not a flower laser pointing at your chest, mate.

    This should be a No Surrender affair.

    Just to re-teach good manners

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    ..JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I am a big supporter of genocide.

    I quite like children but if they are killed / maimed / orphaned as a result of ‘collateral damage’ then I don’t really care.

    …so where do I sign to become a Friend of Israel then…?

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    • 585
      Norm Normal says:

      Of course you are a supporter of Genocide. After the creation of I’srael under UN resolution 181 from unoccupied land. 5 Arab armies atempted the genocide of all J’ews in the region. It’s been an Islamic policy ever since. It’s the policy of Hamas.

      If I’srael truly wanted the genocide of all Arabs in territory under it’s control, they would be long dead by now. Instead those that rejected a return to P’alestinian Authority control by referendum have a democratic vote.

      The Arabs that live in Gaza get killed because of the policies of their own government. Every single ceasefire this year has been broken by Hamas.

      No need to call me shlomo btw, I’m not J’ewish.

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      Yeesh, my life says:

      ISIS terrorists are crucifying innocent civilians, burying children alive, engaging in mass murder tantamount to a genuine genocide, tens of thousands of innocents are being deliberately murdered, not accidentally killed BTW.

      Hmmm, whats that? Got nothing to say? No snide comments or chippy insults?

      The reality is that hamas and ISIS are one and the same, both murder civilians without restraint or hesitation and yet a deathly silence about the heinous crimes of islamofascism simply pass you lot by.

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      • 644
        non taxable pikey says:

        ISIS beheaded Christian Children in Mosul and put their heads on stakes. How’s that for collateral damage?

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        • 693
          Mr Flamethrower says:

          That’s nothing compared to what I wanted to do to two screaming brats in Waitrose yesterday.

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        • 762
          boredhousehusband says:

          what’s more, they’re producing very slick video packages edited with the best gruesome bits for the global media. They’re not exactly hiding their choppychoppy attitude! It’s just not being reported for the ‘Rapture’ madness it is becoming…

          I wonder if any of the old fellas in the Lord’s Rebel Army have converted over, considering the choppychoppy opportunities

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    Norm Normal says:

    Baroness Warsi, muslim 1st, democratic and British 2nd?

    Does she also realise her petty behaviour has just set back muslim participation in government years.

    Will future PMs invite muslims into cabinet when there if a huge question mark over their loyalty and respect/ understanding of the democratic process.

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    Yeesh, my life says:

    Meanwhile back at the ranch….

    Turkey is slowly being conditioned and prepared for islamist rule, a process of gradual islamisation slowly strangling the secular democracy Attaturk created. And still the establishment cartel is determined to invite this proto islamist state into the EU.

    We see the MSM almost completely ignoring ISIS/IS or whatever those savages call themselves nowadays, no pictures of crucifixions or mass murders or children buried alive. No Gaza style hysterical reporting from the BBC/CNN at the death or injury of every human shield civilian.

    An over promoted ignoramus Warsi screaming like a spoiled kiddie throwing a tantrum and making threats if her religion doesnt get its own way, nothing in the MSM about her stunning hypocrisy and failure to speak up for Christians and other minorities in Iraq now subject to a real genocide.

    The screaming hypocrites of the stop the war rabble crying and pulling their hair over the deaths of civilian human shields in Gaza while tens of thousands are being murdered just up the road by extremist muslims, psychotic savages not seen in modern times and driven by a religious fervour being whipped up right here in the UK.

    No, you couldnt make it up could you? The tragedy of an unreformed religion and a weak cowardly liberal regime and an extreme left to stupid to understand who and what they are supporting.

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    • 595
      Anonymous says:

      You mean like this?

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    • 604

      The BBC news crowing about the first ever Presidential election in Turkey with no mention that the motive is to politicise a largely ceremonial position in order to concentrate power into the hands of the Muslim nut jobs who are poised to fully take over the country .
      Will Cameron be so keen to see Turkey admitted into the EU after the the process of islamisation is complete ?

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    • 759
      Norm Normal says:

      I notice Laurie Penny and Owen Jones have books to sell – expect many tantrums, it’s important to be noticed during book tours.

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        No light, just darkness says:

        I’ll check their books out when they go on the bookshelves of the dead books dept in Poundland.

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  117. 593
    Geroge Galloway says:

    I am sick and tired of: “Activists” preferably blonde & good looking, such as the very lovely Owen Jones, who every Friday egg on Arabs to riot against Israel in Bethlehem

    Like

  118. 594
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Saying “end the siege” and “stop arming Israel” doesn’t mean peace you fucking moronic twats. It’ll lead to a bigger war ffs.

    Like

  119. 596
    Laurie Penny says:

    Why isn’t the Sunday Sport the biggest selling paper in the world?

    Like

  120. 598
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    So the President of Nigeria wants to contain the spread of the Ebola virus.Goodluck Jonathan.

    Like

  121. 599
    Islam Pure Evil says:

    Is lam the purest evil yet created by man.

    Why in God’s name would anyone subscribe to it.

    Is it really worth living in this world’s hell.

    It has to be the Devil behind it.

    Like

    • 612
      The cunts in parliament have allowed this says:

      And within 20 years the muzzies will have the deciding vote in our elections – any party that doesn’t pander to them won’t have a chance of forming a government.

      Wave goodbye to equality, decent education and the modern world in general, say hello to Sharia, persecution, unlimited muzzie immigration, mosque construction and FGM on the NHS.

      Thanks a bunch, LibLabCon.

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      • 950
        Stop Sharia Now. says:

        This is something I emphasise and I don’t think is yet understood – how an Islamic party could come to dominate our politics within a couple of decades. Think of Respect on steroids. As you imply, they only need to be able to get 30-50 seats and they could hold the balance of power in what is now a multi-party system.

        Like

  122. 608
    Guy News Room says:

    Israel Communications Minister Baroness Warsi: “Wide ground entry leading to the toppling of the Hamas regime is being weighed.” -

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  123. 615
    Owen Jones says:

    Isis takes it from behind

    http://bit.ly/1fQK1iS

    Like

  124. 616
    Who cares, they don't, greed before people says:

    Seems years of lefty Liberalism and political correctness around the world and a dose of the EU has put us into a corner where we will end up fighting a real war with all the religious fruit loops who have decided that it’s time to take the decadent west on, as they know the shouting will go on longer than any action, thanks LibLabCon, two fkin world wars and the only thing that you could do is get us deeper into the EU which is the real warmonger and at the same time take away our military to make us defenceless.

    Like

  125. 618
    Anonymous says:

    So, the US, UK and Turkey armed Isis last year to fight Assad, and we were going to bomb Syria to help them overthrow the government, but now we are bombing Isis because they swept across the border and continued their sectarian murder spree in Iraq?.
    Is that it?

    Like

    • 619
      Idiot says:

      No they didn’t you fvckwit!

      Like

    • 620
      Who cares, they don't, greed before people says:

      Went slightly wrong didn’t it, the UK and USA leaders were told by the UK and USA’s people to stay out of it and their “intelligence” as usual failed and they went underhand and fed the fire with petrol instead of sitting back, now the people of the area’s and the people of the UK and USA are now watching or are in a real whirlwind that will take more than talk to make go away, thanks you arrogant b,stards for putting us into more harm, maybe the braindead in both countries will wake up.

      Like

    • 627
      Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

      Typical of the mongs running the show I dare say we’ve only more clusterfucks to look forward to.

      Like

    • 767
      Norm Normal says:

      ISIS is funded by private donors – there are currently several Federal financial investigations in the US to find out who they are. The US, UK and Turkey isn’t arming or funding ISIS, they provide non lethal assistance to the FSA. Different group.

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    • 949
      Stop Sharia Now. says:

      Yep, got it right there. A major failure of UK-US foreign policy. A bit like the arming of Jihadists in Afghanistan. Fortunately we didn’t actually put arms directly into ISIS’s hands.

      Like

  126. 621
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I’M OFF !!

    Like

    • 638
      Who cares. says:

      Thank fck! another weight off our back, bet he stays as an MP, less than one year to go, how many pensions does have, he’ll be able to get a job as an “xepert” at the BBC.

      Like

  127. 622
    UKIP says:

    Copy Hitler’s charisma!

    Like

  128. 623
    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    Morning mongs what’s occurring?

    Like

  129. 624
    John Prescott says:

    That thunder you just heard was actually me. Sorry. Had three vindaloos last night. P*uline’s not happy with me after I spent all night parping in bed. Can’t beat a good ruby.

    Like

    • 632
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      He’s just clocked up another 40,000 air miles attending freebie Green events across the globe, what an ex ships steward is supposed to know about AGW is beyond me.

      Like

  130. 625
    Bill Ether-Idge 卐 says:

    Like

  131. 629
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Rather chippy comments made by Baroness Warsi for leaving government. By all means beat your drum of disappointment but endless dirty linen?

    Kindly just take the refund and fuck off, there’s a good girl.

    Like

    • 691
      Ibrahim says:

      Girl? In our blessed religion any female over the age of 6 is middle aged and over the age of 13 is elderly.. Al ham diddle ah.

      Like

  132. 630
    Polish Pete says:

    On 22 July 2014, UK Prime Minister David Cameron made a secret visit to Scotland’s Shetland Islands

    Off the the west coast of Shetland there has recently been drilling in an area known as Clair Ridge.

    Apparently, an oil find in the Clair Ridge is huge.

    BP has refused to speak on the size of the find

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  133. 631
    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    Come Guido get that fat hairy arse of yours outta bed and post an advert for the Sun newspaper and how popular you are, this page takes far too long to load!

    Like

  134. 633
    Mo Ansar says:

    Horrific scenes Islamic state ex ISIS killings, 50,000 people half of them children under threat. Silence from that stupid bitch Baroness Warsi.

    Like

  135. 637
    Owen Jones says:

    I’m guessing it’s high time for another Bollinger champagne breakfast !

    They don’t call me a champagne socialist for nothing.

    Like

  136. 645
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Like

  137. 648
    Baroness Warsi says:

    I am being asked by many Arab/Muslims, and this is my answer: I am NOT against you! I fought & will fight Arab/Muslim fascist Islamists!

    Like

  138. 651
    Mo Ansar says:

    Rescuers in Mt.Sinjar find 70% Yazidis dead from thirst:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/11024037/Iraq-crisis-It-is-death-valley.-Up-to-70-per-cent-of-them-are-dead.html

    ” Every media editor ,especially that imbecile, Mehdi Hasan, who sat on this story has blood on ther hands.”

    Like

    • 676
      Its now an inevitability. says:

      We shall be at war within two years. Not a local war as before but one that engulfs the entire Middle East and Eastern Europe. I suspect we will be extremely lucky if it doesn’t end up nuclear as the mass turn on Israel in the confusion.

      We cant win because quite simply the enemy does not care if they die when we actually do. the skaughter in the WW2 Pacific is going to pale into insigbificance compared to the losses about to occur.

      Anyway…

      Nice weather again today despite the warnings.

      Like

      • 686
        Anonymous says:

        The answer lies in Porton Down.

        Like

      • 756
        boredhousehusband says:

        now you know why so many zombie films were made in recent years – to get the people acclimatised to the idea of that sort of Opposing Force!

        Still, all the Burma VC, DCM, DSO, MC and MM citations testify the reality of what a good bayonet can inspire and we won that one against human wave tactics

        Banzai!

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      • 793
        Techno Warrior says:

        Time to invest in robot soldiers then.

        Like

  139. 654
    No surprises there then says:

    A British former Primark employee has died fighting with jihadists in Syria, according to reports.

    Muhammad Hamidur Rahman, who grew up in Portsmouth and had previously worked as a supervisor at the clothing chain, was killed fighting alongside Islamic State fighters late last month.

    The 25-year-old left the UK in October last year, telling relatives he was joining on a “convoy” to deliver aid

    Like

    • 656
      Owen Jones says:

      I hope Primark will be opening books of condolence for their staff member mortally wounded fighting for ISIS in Syria.

      Like

    • 664
      Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

      That many work for Primark it’s a wonder they have any employees left.

      Like

      • 697
        One-term Dave says:

        That’s why we have an open-door immigration policy, old chap! Employers need immigrants to replace the immigrants who have left to fight Jihad against our allies.

        Tally ho!

        Like

        • 712
          No light, just darkness says:

          The open door policy has sure helped this country, soon into slavery and war, both inevitable, no army, trusting the EU after two WWs from their main membership, sure is interesting times for the Liberal elite when they find out they will have nowhere to flee.

          Like

  140. 665
    And now for something completely different says:

    Legendary boxing manager and promoter Frank Maloney has revealed he is undergoing a sex change and is now living life as a woman called Kellie.

    As promoter and mentor to Lennox Lewis, Maloney was responsible for managing one of Britain’s most famous boxers and an undisputed World Heavyweight Champion following his title triumph in 1992.

    For decades he operated in the high-pressure world of boxing, dealing with the greats of the game as he carved out a memorable career, but all the time he was harbouring a secret that he felt was incompatible with the world of sport.

    But now, Kellie has revealed in a world exclusive interview with the Sunday Mirror that she is living as a woman after years of suppressing her true identity.

    Like

  141. 681
    Mr Portillo says:

    Frank Maloney sex change: ‘Telling my wife I’d lived a lie was the hardest thing’

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/frank-maloney-sex-change-telling-4030932#.U-dKf4mjzRx.twitter

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  142. 684

    Steven Seagal was in S’evastopol for the Bike Show:

    h**p://ria.ru/crimea_today/20140810/1019472008.html

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

  143. 692
    David Cameron says:

    Just took me 20 mins to get my girlfriends Bra off, I really wish I hadn’t put it on now

    Like

  144. 700
    Owen Jones says:

    Iraqi Militants Kill 500: Mass Grave Found – I await the mass protests in London. I won’t hold my breath!

    http://news.sky.com/story/1316257/iraqi-militants-kill-500-mass-grave-found

    Neither Baroness Warsi or Mehdi Hasan were available for comment

    Liked by 1 person

  145. 701
    CHUKA AND THE CLAPHAM BAG LADY says:

    Like

  146. 702
    Is is me? says:

    Trying to remember what happened before WWII?

    Despite the evidence that an organised group of fanatics, bent on ensuring their
    evil philosophy would dominate the world, had gained control of a country and it’s resources. The UK the armed forces had been run down and the politicians and population were terrified of another conflict , so closed their eyes and appeased the fanatics.Eventually the inevitable war to preserve civilisation began with enormous sacrifice and suffering.
    Couldn’t happen today ! Anyway they would have to cross the Channel

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  147. 703
    Gordon Brown says:

    700th! Fizzy orange time.

    Like

  148. 704
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Amid genocidal horror in Iraq, these Gaza marchers prove Brits, especially that champagne socialist and imbecile ,Owen Jones have been brainwashed as useful idiots of the Jihad.

    Like

  149. 705

    Plane crash in !ran:

    The U’krainian pilot appears to be confirmed, R’ussian Emb. in !ran has tentatively stated that it is ‘likely’ there were no R’ussian’s on board as this was a domestic flight:

    h**p://ria.ru/world/20140810/1019470811.html

    Initial reports indicate at least 48 dead, 8 crew, some children. It crashed in a densely populated area.

    Some interesting details about the AN-140, U’kraine and !ran:

    h**p://izvestia.ru/news/575059

    Apparently !ran build their own AN-140’s since U’kraine sold them the license back in 2000. They produced their first plane in 2003.

    R’ussian / !ran media coverage appears to be somewhat pointed against U’kraine at present.

    BBC also face continued ban on operating within !ran:

    h**p://english.farsnews.com/newstext.aspx?nn=13930519000982

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 708
      Baroness Warsi says:

      Bacon butties all round.. :-)

      Like

    • 716

      Survivors found flight 5915 – The plane was a locally modified AN-140 Turboprop:

      Engine failure suspected. Pilot managed to get plane to woodland, avoiding homes – hence no ground casualties.

      Of the 48 on board, 7 were children. No news on identities or numbers of survivors yet. Previous source for all dead was an ‘airport official’.

      Vote UKIP :-D

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  150. 711
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    The truth. Why are the left wing nut jobs ,such as Owen “Bollinger” Jones in the UK obsessed with the J*ws?

    http://calevbenyefuneh.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/this-is-not-anti-semitism-it-is.html

    Like

    • 715
      Bob Fleming says:

      Because obsessing publicly about the J’s is hazard free and ‘right-on’, obsessing publicly about the M’s however is likely to get you beheaded, or worse, accused of Wacism

      Like

      • 764
        Norm Normal says:

        Owen and Penny have books to sell – they go to protests then “buy my book” appears at the top of their twitter feed. Be sensible guys, throw logic, IQ and integrity out of the window. Become left wing, it’s more profitable.

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      • 842
        It's War - See! says:

        Warsism did you say?

        Like

  151. 720
    Lividword 4 Nick & Ned to figure out says:

    This one’s for Nick : 7,3,1,5,2,5
    And this one’s for Ned : 8,2,1,5-7
    Many of the usual suspects have been pulled in for questioning too :

    	
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    Across :
    1. One who finds you out. (7)
    9. Plant trees to save the entire wood, for instance ? (9)
    11. Winger might look down on indoor football. (5)
    13. Politician’s seat which we’d love to give him ! (5)
    15. Take the plunge that affected Cameron ? (4)
    16. He loved and built an empire but ended in nought. (5)
    17. Theory that Elvis has left the building ? (9)
    18. Warsi feels no need to dress up an apology as this, we hear. (5)
    19. Handycock’s initial intent towards Princess ? (6)
    20. Louise’s Persian souvenir might tickle Gideon’s fancy ! (7)
    22. Lots of love from “One Term”. (3)
    23. Wanted : replacement for butler lost in deep space – bring blunt instrument. (5)
    25. Ashley’s lost fifty yet furnishes certain charms. (5)
    27. Sort of broom badly needed in Westminster. (3)
    28. Donating a thousand might speed bills through the Westminster madhouse. (3)
    31. Bats way-finder without unvoiced glottal fricative in self-contained world ? (9)
    32. Donkey leads one ahead of number behaving like MPs ? (8)
    34. Sounds like fraudsters who get the point. (6)
    36. In which Bananaman was knifed in the back ? (4,5)
    37. Going downhill fast ? Ofcom look set to ban it ! (6)
    39. They’re unbuttered by the utterings of our gutter politicians. (7)
    42. They might aid Vince’s power of recall. (9)
    44. Belongs in a world without greengrocers ? (3)
    46. In a state of undress, uncle goes shortly leaving young boy. (3)
    47. Flier without most of the war-time distraction. (5)
    48. LibLabCon manifesto content. (5)
    50. How many layers there are to politician’s tall tales ? (3)
    53. Proper Charlie’s day retreat ? (3,4)
    56. Means of making Gideon’s passages clear at bedtime ? (6)
    59. Oceanic worker makes soft bread by the sound of it. (5)
    61. Of course it’s Ned’s tool for squeezing the middle classes ! (5-4)
    62. 27 Across, only more so. (5)
    63. Circle of old judge with itchy feet ? (4)
    64. The ugly monsters lurking inside every “progressive”. (5)
    65. Dangers of hard bread ? Rather me than you, we hear. (5)
    66. One way to stop ends meeting materially for a would-be conductor. (9)
    67. Makes certain speaker is held to account after a hundred goes missing. (7)
    Down :
    2. Vaz has no need of this medium, we can see through him already. (8)
    3. Only Essex contractors may bid for these bridges ? Ned blames the other lot ! (6)
    4. Repeatedly loads the operating system to display icons ? (7)
    5. No lady with a loud rear end ! (5)
    6. More than one Clay had a sting worse than his bark ! (6)
    7. Sees mortal arrange that they stretch. (10)
    8. Old rune flies around in time of war. (7)
    9. Front of Hancock’s garage where texting was a prelude to pumping ? (9)
    10. Naughty old Bucks boy with book stuffed in his pants ? (5)
    11. Balls supported by four legs on the flat with extra fifty thrown in ! (6)
    12. How Harriet lays on the hypocrisy. (7)
    14. He gets a strop on to start waxing lyrical. (3)
    21. Played by chav going round around a ring ? (5)
    23. Evidence of inebriation ? (5)
    24. System whose output goes down the tubes ? (8)
    26. Spanish maritime practice ? (6)
    29. Sensitive to being ribbed by the French ? (8)
    30. Soon might be an unnamed inert gas ! (4)
    33. Old school chums may promote flocculation and end up in Northern Ireland. (6)
    35. Out to lunch with the fairies ? (4)
    38. One in the eye might lead to 57 Down. (5)
    40. Like popular sea-food, drifting like spineless Dave ? (10)
    41. You must be squeaky clean before casting one in any house. (5)
    43. In common with shafted phoney Conservative, purposefully way off-centre. (9)
    45. Sound representations might lead to altercation. (7)
    49. Disarm a swordsman to arm him ? (8)
    50. Get on stage before first act. (7)
    51. Could be cartoon cat used to hit ‘em for six. (6)
    52. Often taken by voters in response to politicians’ platitudes. (7)
    54. Cures old Scottish cows, perhaps ? (6)
    55. Caused by being unoccupied – due to being occupied ? (5)
    57. Outcome of failing to apply PPE, perhaps ? (6)
    58. Dance moves might explain Bryant’s discomfort. (5)
    60. Knock him back after gin to spice things up. (3)

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  152. 722
    obvious option says:

    All Muslims in England to be forced to convert to Christianity.

    Or they can fuck off to Gaza.

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