August 8th, 2014

WATCH: Joan Rivers on Hamas


390 Comments

  1. 1
    A Dr asks, says:

    Has she had a brain lift besides the countless other surgeries?

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  2. 2
    Joan Alexandra Molinsky says:

    Who would have thought she was Tribe.

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Guido are you implying that some people care what she thinks?

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    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      Guido’s deliberately posted this as Friday night click-bait.

      Just wait ’till Blowing bubbles gets on tonight!

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      • 38
        She's not wrong says:

        He’s here already wanking himself up into an antisemitic froth.

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      • 45
        Mark Regev says:

        I’m an Australian BW you thick cnut!

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      • 202
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Of last night – at least some people on here do actually go and read wiki. (note i posted up of Michael Bear the other night).

        Of tonight and comments around – i don’t need to comment so much – save as to say i do not use any sockpuppet monikers. Have had a read obut of todays blogs – and have noted Concrete Pump – being pummled by ‘others’ on here for his ‘obsessivness’.

        So have a nice night – think i’ll go down the pub.

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    • 35
      Love the irony says:

      You should know.

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    • 140
      Guido's Sleepless Nights says:

      Guido has to post a certain number of pro-gen0cide, ch1ld k!lling is just a bit of fun style stories each week. If he fails to meet the desired target then there is a very good chance that the sordid details of his previous deviant lifestyle will become known. A man such as Guido has quite a lot to hide. Why do you think he is so obsessed with that batty boy Owen Jones?

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      • 208
        Bottoms up, boys says:

        The bottoms-up boys are always accusing others of committing the same crimes as they carry out. Genocide is written into the Hamas charter and an estimated 160 children died building their tunnels.

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          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          Not that that will get into the way of the leftist blinkered sanctimony. They don’t give a fuck about arab children (Syria is proof of that) but callously utilise the situation to justify their hatred of Israel, the only democracy and free market economy in the Middle East. God forbid that capitalism actually works well.

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          Historian says:

          Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Go.yim is like killing a wild animal.”

          Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

          Schabouth Hag. 6b: “J3ws may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

          Zohar 1,160a: “J3ws must always try to deceive Christians.”

          Hilkkoth Akum Z1: “Do not save Go.yim (Gentiles) in danger of death.

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    • 141
      The Growler says:

      Thinks?

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  4. 5
    Libertarian says:

    When they botoxed her face, the needle clearly went in too far.

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  5. 6
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Thought she was long dead.

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    Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

    “You don’t start a war and then complain you’re getting killed.” Good for her.

    Hamas seemed to think they could fire more than 3,000 missiles at Isreal without soliciting a response. Doesn’t f*cking work that way. And now Hamas want our sympathy?

    Yeah, right. F*cking homophobic misogynist racist NAZI Hamas vermin are getting exactly what they deserve.

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    • 21
      She's not wrong says:

      Which was Saint Joan’s point. Hamas bear responsibility for all of those deaths.

      If the Arabs put down their weapons tomorrow, there would be no more war.

      If the Israelis put down their weapons, there would be no more Israel.

      It’s not *ahem* rocket science.

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      • 44
        Rocket Scientist says:

        If the Z’ionists would give Palestine back to the Palestinians and then fucked off out of there, then there would be no trouble at all.

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        • 54
          Norm Normal says:

          If the Palestinians had the wit to avoid being pawns of Iran, Syria and Russia then all could live happily in the same space.

          The Gaza border was never meant to be an international border, it’s supposed to be a regional border. Thanks to Hamas its become a prison.

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          • The Growler says:

            They actually did when it was Palastine before WW1, it was only when the Xionists from other parts of the world started bombing, caused a lot of trouble for the British administration

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          • FFS says:

            Before WWI it was the Ottoman Empire. No such a place as Palestine,

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          • Sun God says:

            Before Ottomans it was Eastern Part of the Roman Empire. Did the Greeks have a say. Then J3ws with Pharaoh. Cretes as well?

            According to American History Books they ruled before the J3ws

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        • 55
          She's not wrong says:

          If I gave the keys of my house to a burglar and went to walk the streets I wouldn’t be troubled by burglars.

          Great advice you fucking knob!

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        • 93
          Anonymous says:

          Most of the Pallys are exiled Jordanians

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        • 109
          She's not wrong says:

          75% of Jordanians are in fact Palestinians.

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        • 121
          Aliens from another planet says:

          We had plans this week to make 1st contact with your species , but after the last few days we feel you could do with a bit more evolution .

          Back in 10 million years . Bye bye

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          • Aled Jones (new Lab poster boy) says:

            Funny as fuck. You should do stand-up if that’s your own material.

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          • The Growler says:

            We will not around then, there will probably a nuclear war wiping all life as we know it, now what does it say in the Bible, are yes, when the Je*ish peoples are united there will be a conflagration over the world (or words to that effect) end of

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          • The Growler says:

            Aled old chum don’t assume everyone’s performance is as funny as yours

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      SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

      I have no sympathy for Hamas. I do have sympathy for the innocent civilians caught up in this. All the pressure to stop this is one sided – Hamas’s sponsors are quite happy with how this is going.

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    • 53
      Cognito says:

      LOLl! By your own logic, the Joews are guilty of their own Hollowcost because they officially declared war on GERMANY IN 1933!

      Now give back the billions of reparations you’ve been embezzling, you conniving Hypocrites!

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      • 59
        Norm Normal says:

        That’s an antisemitic canard, a bit like a conspiracy theory? You do realise boycotting goods isn’t like a declaration of war? By that logic the whole world is at war as everyone has food embargoes from somewhere.

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    • 61
      Barabus says:

      ““You don’t start a war and then complain you’re getting killed.”

      it’s a bit much for her to be calling for all those Polish immigrants to the Holy Land to be killed just because they started a war in 1947 and again in 1967.

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      A Real J'e'w says:

      Another fucking thick mong. Israel ARE Hamas. Hammas military controller Mohammed Deif is a j’e’w. ISIS is run by another j’e’w called Simon Elliot. Those protocols may well have been faked bu some of the chosen ones didn’t realise.

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      • 296
        Anonymous says:

        go away patel

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      • 357
        Anonymous says:

        Hmmm.

        I have read that also.

        ISIS what the hell is it with acronyms?

        ISISMOSSADCIAUS.

        There’s one.

        They are said to mimic the Corporations.

        Lots of invoices then and what is the share price of the Corp at this moment in time?

        Royal Mail flotations my arse . I want in and where do I sign?

        A guaranteed surefire winner with all that backing.

        Remember though: shares can go down as well as up.

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    • 150
      Ali Akabr Cunt says:

      Neutron bomb the bastards, make sure the women and children are first.

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    Maimed Codger says:

    I find the thought amusing that when she gets there, she finds her God is an Arab…

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    • 24
      She's not wrong says:

      Probably not. Go suck a Murray mint you daft ‘ape’orth.

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        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        God isn’t an old man or a bearded arab Hunt its that fucking elephant thing with lots of arms.Everone knows that.

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  8. 16
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Fuck off Rivers you demented old zio-hag

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  9. 18

    She has a point.

    The P’alestinian’s are a bit thick.

    Don’t actually start a war against a country that can and will kick your ass in return.

    Silver lining: With the numbers of kids killed, provided H’amas don’t waste their revenue on more useless rockets they should have more to spend educating the surviving children.

    Would suggest a measured analysis of the above video as a good starting point for day one of the next academic year.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 23
      She's not wrong says:

      Not thick but callously calculating. Hamas leadership in Exile (secure in the best hotels in Qatar with room service, Sky Digital and hot and cold running hookers) knew exactly what they were doing. Look at the sympathy (and dollars) by bringing down hellfire on their own.

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      • 33

        P’alestinians are regarded as thick by the arabs in neighbouring countries.

        That’s partly why no one really gives a damn about them.

        H’amas is controlled by !ran and R’ussia.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 43
          She's not wrong says:

          They are certainly feared which is why they won’t let them into their own lands.

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          • They’re not let into the lands of others not because of fear but because they do not belong there and are not wanted.

            Unlike certain other parts of the world, border security is still enforced down there – give or take ISIS efforts.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 47
          LibLabConGreen=Treason says:

          “Vote UKIP” I intend to.

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        • 67
          Barabus says:

          “P’alestinians are regarded as thick by the arabs in neighbouring countries.”

          Presumably because the other Arabs really are thick? Palestinians (who are of Greek descent, mixed with a bit of Hebrew and Syrians) are vastly more educated than most arabs.

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          • They’re not really demonstrating that, and they did lose most of their land to !srael.

            That doesn’t exactly mark them out as smart irrespective of their apparent pedigree.

            Neighbouring countries – are not so hot but have so far managed to keep a hold on their lands – give or take some of the claims ISIS have recently made.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 71
          Jer says:

          “Palestinian” derives from “Peleset” a people of the Bronze age of uncertain origin, but probably mainly Proto-Greek, and hence not Arabs.

          All that was before 3000 years of interbreeding of course.

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          • Perhaps best let ISIS know and let them sort the infidels out moving forward.

            Then perhaps the news cycle can switch to something more interesting and relevant.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Al Bosri says:

            The Romans called it P..alestine..before it was (since the Maccabees revolt against the Seleucids) Judea and Samaria with a few Hellenistic cities………the British revived the term as Pal..estine. The Turks did not use it for centuries and settled the area from elsewhere. Pa..lestinian is a national myth from the 1920s

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      • 39
        Just a passing nutter, carry on. says:

        Just like the lunatics who vote Liebour in this country, they know other people think Liebour are total rubbish, but the lunatics will vote Liebour come what may and blame Thatcher or as today on local radio Camoron, Camoron got blamed today for the fact the lunatic couldn’t take his kids on holidays outside the school ones without ending up in court, Camoron, seems to have slipped his mind that it started to come in via the teachers unions in Liebours reign of terror 1997-2010.

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          Anonymous says:

          Here we go again, more “Liebours reign of terror” BS. Just another attack from the hard-right scum that are willing to sell out our country to the lunatic, poor-hating, big business loving, Washington neo-cons. In the words of the Maddness song – are you Working For Your Uncle Sam?

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      • 124
        Historian says:

        Just like the Yank Zi onists who declared war on Hilter in 1933 to make German Joews flee to Palestine, resulting in an alleged 6 million dead?

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        • 129
          Aled Jones (new Lab poster boy) says:

          BW getting pissed and desperate.

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        • 207
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          i will reply to this one.
          The 6 million was a propagated / propagandised ‘figure’ from 100’s of published news articles prior to 1933 – e.g. NY Times / Canadian papers.

          @AJ … Wrong. And to someone above i do not have any other monikers and i do not use sockpuppets. Others are free to say what they like
          Cited: Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 19 Freedom of Expression (1948)

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      • 317
        Historian says:

        Like the Yank Z ionist J3ws in New York who declared war in 1933 to make German J3ews bolt to Palestine?:

        http://tinyurl.com/oooaymy

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    • 153
      Ali Akabr Cunt says:

      Highest birth rate on the planet, all the martyrs have been replaced, simplies.

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    • 157
      Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

      The country cannot afford the luxury of voting Ukip. Labour’s deficit hasn’t been fully closed yet and the country’s debts are mounting up. Meanwhile, an unrepentant Labour think they can get straight back in to rack up more debts because Ukip will take enough votes from the Tories. Under our electoral system, Ukip are unlikely to win a seat themselves.

      The only sensible course of action is to vote to stop Labour.

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      • 162

        Stop Labour: Don’t Vote Labour.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 210
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          i am working my way down the comments tonight and at the end will say no more.

          EUPET – i would have expected you to have sourced the Picture Post article of June 10th 1939 by now and to have read the entries for the 8 a.rabs and 8 zionuts…. but you remain ‘silent’ which is telling enough for i.

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          • Have been rather snowed under with other items.

            Also have a good idea what you are referring to – don’t read my ambivalence on that matter as support either way. If right, it may be relevant for something else that’s much more important than what I suspect you are fixated on.

            Would recommend you think a bit more about the reasoning for the ludicrous gaza support splashed across the UK media, and it perhaps has nothing at all to do with !srael.

            But I would check the TOI timeline today – esp. U’kraine related headlines.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 187

        Pardon me pointing out that the Current Administration has not been reducing “the deficit”. So far it is only a gnat’s todger off having spent £1 TRILLION more than it raised in taxation and has added to the National Debt.
        “So far, Labour’s deficit hasn’t been closed”! You can say that again.

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          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          What has “austerity” got to do with it? What little austerity there has been will have mitigated the deficit. It’s the continued government spending which is increasing the country’s debt not austerity.

          Osborne has continued where Brown left off.

          Vote UKIP.

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  10. 22
    Shlomo Zapper says:

    I regularly bum goats.

    “Hold his head Whistles, he keeps trying to bite it”.

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  11. 26
    Person Non Grata says:

    Ukraine f*scist infighting: Poroshenko mobsters fighting Hans van Baalen Guy Verhofstadt E*romaiden supporters ( THIRD video in link is HILARIOUS music and all!)
    Do not miss the priest fighting over a car tire in the middle of the riot.This is what happens in countries where the Z*onists infiltrate—troubles & more troubles!

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  12. 29
    Jimmy says:

    Tomorrow: Don Rickles on Boko Haram

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  13. 31
    Kirsty Kwak says:

    It makes absolute sense for a weaker army to avoid a stand up fight with a stronger army.
    By using the environment to hide itself a weaker army can even win a fight.
    But is hiding in a built up residential area moral?
    This question and many more which wont be asked tonight on Newsnight.

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    • 88
      cheche says:

      No but we will bee asking. How much is my salary? Can I have it paid in to my own company. How can we blame Mrs Thatcher for everything. How The US is murdering Iraqi’s. Do you like our new studio with that black flag and white squiggles in the middle.

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      • 322
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        Please can we ensure that the public continue to pick up the £2 billion pension deficit as it’s important we have fat index linked pension to retie early on.

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  14. 34
    George Galloway says:

    BREAKING NOW: Massive bombardment on south. & central Israel from Gaza. Must be Hamas way to remind us Shabbat is approaching.

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  15. 36
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What ever happened to the “Arab Spring” the BBC were bleating/boasting about not so long back, looks like a complete Fuck up to me.

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    • 49
      Madison Avenue says:

      There’s no business like Shoah business !

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    • 52
      Fuck the BBC says:

      God forbid we get more than a few thousand left wing tossers occupy one of our city squares for a week.
      The BBC will want to assume it’s a popular uprising and start pushing for regime change here.

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    • 65
      inside out says:

      Cameron has gone quite on the” Arab Spring”,he was advocating,funny that, if he went for a walk in Libya now he get about 3 yards before loosing his head.

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      • 89
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Release a spring ****

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      • 262
        duty pedant says:

        Quiet
        losing

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      • 271
        Anonymous says:

        The Arab Spring is rapidly turning into a cold Winter .

        The problem with Democracy is that no matter who you are or where you live
        you are always voting for your next set of jailers.

        Hamas have ben elected . The Egyptian government was elected. The Iraqi government was elec…………and so on.

        Problem. If certain powerful ‘ regimes ‘ do not like the results of that Democracy you need to vote until the judging ‘ regimes ‘ get the government THEY want.

        T’was ever thus.

        Think carefully at the next Elections as to who you choose.

        A coda: Never be a friend of America.

        That applies just as much to Israel as any other Nation.

        Do not touch the toxic nation.

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    • 100
      some twat at the BBC says:

      And why do Sonny and Cher spend so much time in the middle east? I thought they broke up decades ago.

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    • 351
      Anonymous says:

      ‘Arab Spring’, or ‘Color Revolt’? For having trained and supported the terror gangs, that led to ISIS in Syria, the US are now having to bomb ISIS in Iraq. Yes, it certainly looks like a complete F, up.

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  16. 40
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    If Hamas stopped throwing rockets about the Israelis would feel no need to retaliate…blimey…peace has broken out.

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  17. 48
    Guy News Room says:

    Owen Jones: UKIP leader Nigel Farage expected to stand for parliament in South Thanet in Kent.

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    • 164
      Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

      LAB gain from CON then.

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      • 232
        Anonymous says:

        Your as bad as the “vote for a donkey in a red rosette” brigade, you gotta be Anna Soubry and I claim my free “I wanna be Maggie T but am not fit to shine her shoes” T Shirt.

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  18. 50
    DutchCap says:

    Oi vey, what a schmucksicle!

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  19. 62
    Barabus says:

    “Joan Rivers on Hamas”

    Is the Hamas she’s on a cross between Acid and Humus?

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  20. 64
    The Gaza footy strip says:

    My people are oppressed by a foreign occupier can I shoot home made rockets into Tower hamlets?

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  21. 69
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    She’s not wrong!

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      Cognito says:

      Problem is you represent the Knesset.

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      • 298
        Otingoc says:

        You represent stone-age moz p@edo r@apists

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        • 378
          Cognito says:

          Oh dear, you really are terminally ignorant, aren’t you:

          J3WISH LAW

          Sanhedrin 55b . A J3w may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

          Sanhedrin 54b . A J3w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

          Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

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  22. 72
    Moniker under fire. says:

    Brilliant speech by German politician on Ukraine, EU, and sick in the head Obama.

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  23. 73
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    George Galloway used to have a wonderful punishment for these heathen, backwards and bearded scum: tying them to a cannon and lighting the fuse.

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  24. 77
    Stingray fan says:

    Don’t play with the big boys!

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  25. 78
    Anglo Saxon says:

    Why can’t we just forget about race and just get on?

    I don’t keep going on about wanting an Anglo-Saxon state.

    Just be content with where you live. Life’s too short.

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  26. 91

    She should just let it out and say what she really think…

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  27. 94

    RT are Trolling C’ameron today:

    http://rt.com/uk/178976-cameron-twitter-followers-media/

    Apparently, @Number10Gov is following @iLikeTitsDaily and other accounts related to wannabe rappers and believers in the illuminati.

    Seems also that RT are trying to perhaps provide competition to this blog with it’s G’rant S’chapps embarrassment reveal as he announced the UK Gov’s plan to censor adult websites from the UK internet.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  28. 96
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Does Owen Jones deserve a peerage? I am tempted to commission YouGov to do a survey!

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  29. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Barry didn’t waste much time.

    KABOOM..!!!!!

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  30. 103
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Joan Rivers is correct.

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    • 201
      George Galloway MP says:

      I wish to renounce my citizenship

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      • 287

        You are not a citizen George, you are a Subject. However, since you are a “confirmed” muzzie there is a place for you in Saudi, as a Subject, if you so desire. So fcuk off there whenever it is convenient.

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        • 381
          Alert! says:

          A Shlomo telling someone to leave his own country?
          Watch out folks! Pre-order your rockets now.

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    • 353
      Anonymous says:

      When the “entertainer” was asked: where blockaded civilians were supposed to go when Israel ‘Defence’ Forces gave Palestinian householders a three-minute signal to leave – before they bombed their homes – Rivers said: “I don’t care! They started it! You’re all insane! They started it! What are you all saying? They started it!”

      Was Rivers correct to say this?

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  31. 105
    Stan says:

    A chip shop was found to be infested with rats after a customer found a deep fried cockroach in a bag of chips. Health inspectors found rat droppings at the Cod+ takeaway in Whitehawk Road, Brighton after the customer complained. Owner Asif Javaid, who lives above the shop, denied breaching food hygiene regulations but was found guilty of not keeping the takeaway clean, not taking measures to prevent rats from infesting the premises and not properly supervising staff in food hygiene measures. He was fined £1,000 and ordered to pay a further £1,600. But he said he already had plans to sell the business.

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    • 116
      Asif says:

      Most of my customers have had cum in their mouth so can’t tell how bad my food tastes then in walks this straight guy and fucks things up.

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  32. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Generally agree with her. The one sour note is her reference to IQ. That’s the Richard Dawkins strategy: everyone who disgrees with me is stupid. Despicable.

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  33. 128
    EU troll blowing smoke up cats arse says:

    Obama helps the Yazidi people but not the Palestinians.
    It’s a zio loon conspiracy.
    The clues are there to see for those with eyes to smell.
    Y minus the az minus the I on the end spells?
    Think about it.

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    • 134
      Blowing Willies (pro stalker) says:

      Do your own research and the veils will be lifted.

      Anyone for a game of World of Warcraft?

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    • 135
      BBC says:

      Apart from being the world champions at honour killings what’s not to like about Yezidi…..they are exotic and worship a peacock…not like the boring Christians…new age cool….just wouldn’t get outta bed for Christians though.

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    • 137
      Historian says:

      Obama can’t do a thing, he is a puppet totally owned by the yank ZioNutters.

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      • 156
        EU troll blowing smoke up cats arse says:

        Obama is a chosen one along with Putin.
        Both have a bumhole as does the leader of Hamas.
        What is the connection?
        See who won the egg and tank race in Moscow for details.
        Time to be informed my friends.

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  34. 139
    Brummie says:

    Bravo Joan

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  35. 148
    Joan's dead husbands says:

    I agree with Joan. Other arabs don’t even like the palestinians, they just hate israelis more.

    Its like all land disputes, the serbs dished it out to the bosnians because they could but if it was the other way around the bosnians would have happily dished it the other way. This notion that one side are victims and the other the oppressors is rubbish. Everybody know the Israelis are reactionary so why poke tehm with rockets every 5mins – the whole thing is predictable.

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  36. 154
    AIPAC says:

    Great news! We get to test out all our free American weaponry on the Gazans and the Yanks just send us more! Iron Dome’s getting a bit rusty so the US taxpayer can foot the bill for repairs (not to be taken out of our $4 billion annual payment, of course!), and the Germans can send us some more free submarines. Meanwhile we have more nukes than Britain but we’ll keep playing the victim card as long as there’s more to extract.

    Quick, run to shelter, the rocket-propelled cola bottles are raining down upon us!

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    • 163
      Wankers says:

      Fuck off you lefty c*nt you can’t even take a non PC joke let alone a missile being fired at you.

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      • 170
        Mark Regev says:

        We’re not joking here. You keep sending us money and weapons or Israel goes under. Have you not witnessed the damage a single stone hurled from the arm of an Arab teenager can do to an Abrams tank? I’m going to get on the line to the ADL right away and have you booked for antisemitisim.

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  37. 160
    Jihad Jock says:

    The flag of ISIS flies proudly over Glasgow in solidarity with our bravehearts in Iraq.

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    • 169
      Just a passing nutter, carry on. says:

      Shame the flag of the real Scots won’t be flying over Scotland at the end of next month, the flag of English benefits I suppose will have to do, Scots scared of going out alone vote NO, the shout of freedom will be will be deafened by the NO vote.

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  38. 167
    Mark Regev says:

    I ask all decent and level-headed Brits to take the time to view this shocking image showing the devastating aftermath of a Hamas rocket fired into Israel.

    *** WARNING – GRAPHIC CONTENT ***

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    • 301
      Anonymous says:

      fuck off patel

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    • 342
      Alexsandr says:

      Anyone with the smallest understanding of physics knows explosions are far more destructive when contained, unlike here. If the ordnance here had gone through a window of the building behind the effect would have been far greater.

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      • 355
        Anonymous says:

        Even taking that into account, just go compare: the limited damage from home-made rockets, to TV footage of hi-tec weapon taking out whole blocks. Does this point really take anything more than a basic understanding of physics?

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    Some illuminating weekend reading:

    The invasion seems to be a slow seditious drip that is ongoing:

    h**p://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/08/06/we_come_in_peace_mh17_ukraine_russia_prepares_for_war

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      The truth will out. says:

      Go fuck youself you EU loving hive of whores melts.

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          Not a pro EU anything, and certainly not funded by them, and also would never propigate their poxy f says:

          The vote UKIP moody doesn’t wash any more, you lot, whoever you are, have been tumbled.

          Like

          • Doctor Procter says:

            Watching too much Clockwork Orange can be hazardous to your language.

            Like

          • Not a pro EU anything says:

            Don’t understand? well here’s a translation: moody = false, tumbled = reveled, exposed.

            And I supose you think you are all being smart by ‘hiding in plain sight’.

            Why else would a collective who use the vote UKIP meme also promote the EU flag with a tick, and call themselves “Pro EU”. I ask ya.

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          • concrete pump says:

            Concise, succinct.

            Like a headline.

            Much like propaganda.

            Like

          • @theParanoiacs above (not the Doctor / Pump):

            Nothing much false – check sources.

            Nothing much reveled[sic] – other than typing errors, and possibly paranoia ?

            Tick within the EU flag is about as positively ‘pro-EU’ you can get as a symbolism. No inverted occult meanings. It is that simple.

            Never try riding a motorbike through London whilst carrying a canoe. You may fall off in front of the Police, look silly, and fail in your bid to paddle to Holland.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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    Lanzarote Jellyfish says:

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  42. 178
    Ian Duncan Smith says:

    There is not, and never was, anything called Universal Credit.

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  43. 180
    Lord Fatuous of Slagthorpe says:

    Well, I’ve opened another strip club today – that makes 30 in all. I’ve bought up all the cheap housing round here so that the little people have to rent and know their place. I’ve bunged the Conservative Party 300,000 smackers last week………….. so…………….
    who do I have to see for my peerage?

    I’ve already chosen my title – Lord Fatuous of Slagthorpe. Lady Doreen is so looking forward to it!

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  44. 181
    Memo to Ed when he becomes PM says:

    Start by taking back the land from the feudal privileged .That’s one bunch of useless parasites off our backs after 1000 years.

    Next – a referendum: Do you want the NHS privatised?

    Next – another referendum: Do you want the railways renationalised?

    Next – another referendum: Do you want the house of Lords
    abolished?

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      non taxable pikey says:

      Taking back the land? Trained at the Mugabe school for starving the masses did we?

      Like

  45. 184
    Moussa Koussa says:

    It’s fantastic that anyone can make the Lords, even pornographers sidekicks who get arrested for corruption, I love this country.
    Maybe there is a special ‘row’ of seats for such types…
    where Archer sits, maybe..

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  46. 186
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Bedroom Tax, welfare cuts for the poor? £300 per day for the rich. All in it together, what a sick fucking joke that has become.

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    • 230

      Please explain this mysterious bedroom tax , I have received no communication from neither HMRC nor from my local authority , will it be deducted from my pensions or added to my council tax,is it to be paid monthly or annually and how much must I pay?

      Like

    • 238
      Ed Ball's Magic Money Tree says:

      It’s because the lefttards have such a woeful grasp of economics they don’t even undertand the difference between a tax and a subsidy.

      Little wonder that Labour governments always end up bankrupting the country.

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    generic taxi driver says:

    she used to be a lot more acerbic when she was younger. think she mellowing with age

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  48. 194

    Is it worth a Dam ?

    Apparently yes, and a damn site more.

    Worth a read – especially the realpolitik analysis expressed by X’inhua.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      B. Sensible says:

      Thanks. I want to support Israel, so that list will come in handy.

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        non taxable pikey says:

        You’re welcome. Note also that the list is far from complete particularly when it comes to medical discoveries. If the Isl_amists and fellow travellers boycotted every drug and medical procedure developed by Is_rael then they would very soon no longer be a problem for the rest of mankind.

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    Vote LibLabCon for Unlimited Immigration says:

    Nigel Farage set to stand as an MP in Thanet South.

    http://tinyurl.com/pjqjv6c

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    cured lefty says:

    Is isis or whatever the fuck they call themselves today really going to have a go at the idf,
    If they do gaza will be classed as a playground scuffle!

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    • 228
      B. Sensible says:

      I very much doubt it. They seem to be operating a (from their point of view) very careful strategy that is proving highly effective. Engaging with war on Israel as soon as possible, does not feature as part of that strategy. I suspect their aim would be to gain control of much of Iraq and Syria and then attempt to stir up revolt in Saudi Arabia and some of the Gulf States.

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      Anon says:

      It’s generally considered unseemly to publicly cream yourself at the thought of the IDF on a British blog.

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  52. 205

    In case you missed it:

    Vote UKIP :-)

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  53. 206
    Greg Dyke FA says:

    The conflict between Hamas and Israel is plain and simply a conflict between Spurs supporters against Arsenal and Manchester United supporters.

    Spurs may have most of the ball and territory, more kicks, more throws but Hamas easily have upperhand in mouthing the rev. I think it will peter out in to a scoreless draw.

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  54. 214
    Ed Milliband says:

    Many of the viewth exprethed here are totally unacceptable.

    Your communitieth mutht be fully enriched to ensure that thith thort of thing doeth not affect the courthe of British politicth.

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  55. 215
    Neil Down says:

    Good. Now if the Israelis would be so good as to fire a few missiles at Tower Hamlets, many of us here would be very grateful.

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  56. 216
    George Galloway says:

    Vote for me, gullible immigrants from the subcontinent. I share all your prejudices.

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    cured lefty says:

    Testing testing third attempt will it get through

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    “500,000 now homeless in Gaza, 100 square kilometers leveled
    Just as I predicted the day MH17/370 got shot down, Gaza is in fact being eradicated. That is the end goal. And if 500,000 are now homeless, it is a laughable thought to believe only a thousand or two died.

    A Hard extrapolated FACT about Gaza you will NEVER hear reported:
    A little math can tell you the truth about how devastating the Israeli assault on Gaza has been, even if the SCAMMING ZIOPRESS REFUSES TO TELL YOU:
    360 square kilometers of land x 500,000 made homeless / total population of 1.8 million equals 100 SQUARE KILOMETERS LEVELED. Gaza is one of the most densely populated places on earth, and almost every square foot is occupied by housing. This makes measuring the destruction in square kilometers accurate

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      Norm Normal says:

      So is Google earth another Zio’nist plot? If you look at Gaza on Google earth it has 200 square miles of open spaces and arable land.

      The cities in Gaza are as dense as anywhere else. But the green spaces and fields are there for all to see?

      Why doesn’t Hamas conduct its rocket firing from those areas outside the cities so the IDF doesn’t need to bomb civilians?

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      • 237
        Anon says:

        Yes, walk out into the fields and aim your pea shooters at the drones and F-16s of one of the best-equipped armed forces in the world. Great idea. I bet you’re one of those twerps who reckons resistance fighters should wear uniform as well.

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          Norm Normal says:

          Well I would rather face an F16 with a pea shooter and fluorescent yellow pajamas than hide behind women and children.

          Or better still not fight at all under these circumstances, then no one would be getting killed, would they?

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          Jesus says:

          Hamas resistance fighters should wear clown costumes and fire blunderbusses full of glitter. That would be fun.

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          Clint says:

          You think it’s a better idea to hide behind children, then.

          You’re Moz or Moron.
          Which is it? Punk.

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        Barabus says:

        The IAF doesn’t NEED to bomb civilians, it just loves doing so.

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      non taxable pikey says:

      Jaysus! that’ll need a lot of tarmac, I’ll call a few of my cousins, do you a good price.

      Like

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      Displaced Brummie says:

      Not Blowing Whistles is not blowing whistles, he is blowing himself.

      Slurpy, slurpy, cheap, cheap, eh, old chap?

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    Bill Stickers says:

    Which way does the bought and paid for dynamic actually work ?
    From the newly annointed to the annointer,there you go I owe you.
    from the annointer to the annointee,here you go you own me …
    or perhaps a straightforward ‘here’s a chunky donation , gizza’title …

    or is it all just a terrible hallucination where we honour the rise
    of a person from working for a leading pornographer to snuggling upto
    the abjectly, morally, pornagraphic coalition.

    Well, Karen , looks like it’s been downhill from the open pornographer.
    Is she Jooish, by the way?

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  60. 222
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Morning Everyone.

    Did I leave my crack pipe here last night?

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  61. 225
    cured lefty says:

    Testing testing

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  62. 229
    cured lefty says:

    Been modded for the fourth time GUIDO GO FUCK YOURSELF,

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    Yaz Idi says:

    Grateful to IS for coming during summer, the mountains are warm at night. Is England warm at night, we will be with you soon. Benefit land?

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      Just a passing nutter, carry on. says:

      Not a problem, the Liberal lefties will welcome you with open arms, the ethnic majority will look how their GGG grandads ruled the world and copy them.

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    Vlad putin says:

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    Ham Ass says:

    Joanie’s last croak:

    Fuck the mussies.

    Coming soon.

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    nell. says:

    Surely I’m not the only person on the planet to get fed up with e x t r e m i s t views expressed by rivers over the p a l e s t i n i a n s and gallagher over I s r a e l.

    There’s a wealth of people in both of those two maligned groups who are intelligent, hardworking,honest, worthwhile,decent and caring. That’s rather more I might say than can be said of rivers and gallagher!!

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    non taxable pikey says:

    A guide to terrorists just presented to the President of the Red Cross, (please forward a copy to Baroness Warsi.) http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4556422,00.html

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    • 329
      IzIz says:

      Why do you keep linking to a ZioLoon Hasbara site, Shlomo?
      Even stupid people realise what you are doing.

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  69. 250
    Bibi says:

    Who wants some more?

    Mussie twats.

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    MurderersAreUS...and Israel says:

    She has a book to promote, and this follows on from her recent claims on TV that Obama is gay and Michelle is a “tranny”. She needs the controversy to make more money.

    But Joan Rivers is definitiely a Friend of Israel.

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  71. 260

    Just seen Krusty Wart dealing Cocaine on Newsnight.

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  72. 264
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Owen Jones has just turned 30 years of age today.

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday dear Owen Jones
    Happy birthday to you

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    _JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    A terrorist state v. a terrorist organisation.

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  74. 268
    Mortadella says:

    Time for a spot of bumsex ?

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    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    Shes 100% right. Start a war lose a war go crying about it. Idiots even now still playing with rockets..fools deserve all they will get. Thats realolitik.

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    Why isn't she dead yet says:

    Joan Rivers is an ugly unfunny c-unt who’s had so much plastic surgery Michael Jackson looked normal in comparison.

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    Adolf Hitler says:

    Who cares what some comedienne thinks about current affairs.

    I want to hear what Steve Fry, David Badiel, Jo Brand, Marcus Brigstock and B!lly Bragg have to say

    Like

    • 280
      Joe Stalin says:

      Tell you what, Adolf : you have northern Israel, I’ll have southern Israel and George Formby can have Palestine.

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      Winston says:

      But Jo Brand is alledgedly a comedienne.
      Sorry Adolf, you fucked up again.

      Like

    • 360
      Anonymous says:

      And what does this vile ‘comedienne’ know about current affairs?

      Joan Rivers? Was she (slightly) funny, about 30 years ago?

      Like

  79. 281
    David Ward says:

    If only they’d dropped the atomic bomb on the Joooos.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    WTF is the government sending NHS personnel to East Jerusalem and WTF is paying for it? Hadassah Hospital just down the road is one of the finest in the world and treats anyone and everyone who is brought to it including currently the mother of the leader of Hamas. Are these NHS folk going on a training course?

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    Shooty* says:

    OMG, did she not get the memo that no one is allowed to say anything bad about The Peaceful Ones?

    We all just have to watch in silent horror and fear as they take over and prepare to kill us all, while Dhimmi Dave and Useless Nick wring their hands over EU Immigration, and Ed looks forward to becoming The Man Who Killed All The Whites.

    Shocking. Thought everyone knew and accepted that.

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    • 370
      Moshe says:

      Better commit some more war crimes then, right?
      Everyone accepts war crimes by God’s master race.

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  82. 306
    Barry Obama says:

    Yee Haw limeys.

    My bombers are doing moz good and hard – if you want my boys to take out Tower Hamlets on the way over, just reply below with a “fuck yeah!”.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Joan Rivers on Hamas”
    and possibly something slightly stronger than a dose of rational reasoning? For like Barack she seems to have missed a simple trick for addressing the problem in Iraq. That being to have the Yazidi change their name to Palestinian, by deed poll. So that the extermination of innocents, as a consequence of fundamentalist religious ideology, conforms to an entirely acceptable norm. Be it only in versions of reality, where hypocrisy fashions that paradigm’s rules. On one side the childlike creation of unquestioned narrative, on the fly. Whilst on the other, Isis is no better informed in terms of cogency. Truly an Axis of Idiocy, where a multiplicity of unique mental renditions juxtapose reality’s demonstrable status as the one singularity. Therefore vex not your ‘brain’, with the paradox of an EU claimed to be aimed at an ‘end-to-war’ and Ukraine.

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  84. 316

    HA HA.

    My Comment – with several replies – has been deleted.

    My Comment was a complaint that GF had deleted prior comments simply because they were critical of Israel. No profanity, nothing outrageous.

    GF – your page header claims you were the only person to enter Parliament ‘with honest intentions’.

    Your agenda driven, censored, biased site is becoming an even more absurd parody of the MSM.

    Your are indeed a Friend of Israel : intolerant of criticism on Israel.

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  85. 318

    For balance on the Joan Rivers video…

    Patiently waiting for GF to post an equivalent video of a celebrity being dismissive, cruel, derogatory about the residents of Israel. There must be a few out there.

    Honest Guido Fawkes ?

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    She makes a fair point.

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  87. 348
    Anonymous says:

    “They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead, you deserve to be dead.” She also does not want to hear about civilian casualties. How much wisdom can we take from the new MSM expert on middle-eastern affairs?

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  88. 364
    Nicolae says:

    That moment when the botox has reached the brain synapsis.Out of context of course

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    Big D says:

    Gaza is a dump .
    But , if Hamas spent its money tree on the people rather than fighting Israel then the quality of life would be hugely improved .
    They are simply mad bad vermin who care not a fig for their own civilian population other than using them as a PR exercise .
    Interesting that the BBC says little if nothing about just how huge was the Hamas tunnel system .
    It would have been used very soon to wipe out all those living on the other side.

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  90. 377
    common sense says:

    I think after seeing the tens thousands of people waving palestinian flags at the protest march in london yesterday, the Uk needs to wake up and take a lesson from that.

    Immigration has gone too far

    Like


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