August 7th, 2014

Iraqi MP Breaks Down in Parliament Over Yazidi Slaughter


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    Samwell says:

    Clearly, invading Iraq, overthrowing the secular government and then funding jihadists in Syria was a sterling idea.

    Kudos to everyone who supported the Iraq war. Kudos to everyone who wanted to bomb Syria in support of ISIS. I hope you’re proud of everything you’ve achieved.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tony Blair and George Bush are responsible for yet another genocide.

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    Frederick says:

    tony blair’s legacy

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    Tony Blair says:

    Here…you ain’t seen me, right!

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    Mike Hardcock says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Nothing so patronising as 20-20 sanctimony. What the fuck do you know about the price of eggs?

    ISIS is funded by Mossad to take the heat of their Gaza expedition.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    This won’t make the BBC News.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Jump aboard the LibDem whining bandwagon, Mike.

    We should be able to harvest a load of ‘Postal Votes’ from this.

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    Tony Blair says:

    The greatest danger is that we fail to face up to the nature of the threat we are dealing with.

    Did I really say that back in 2005?

    Oh well, never mind.

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    BBC says:

    Meanwhile back in Gaza

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I think I’m a pretty straight kinda guy.

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    Jon Slow Ch4 token white male says:

    nothing to see here, move along

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    Tosspot says:

    ISIS is made of those Muslims of a sunny disposition so don’t expect much condemnation from Galloway.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Why don’t they pray to their particular invisible sky fairy to save them :-)

    Karl Marx nailed it with regards to religion, it’s a load of codswallop spouted by frauds and charlatans.

    The sooner religion and socialism are consigned to the dustbin of history, the better.

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    Meanwhile in a bedsit far far away a lefty stirs from his afternoon wank says:

    I reserve my anger and shouty protest for Israel only.

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    Stu says:

    Delusional. If you think mossad are funding ISIS I suggest you get to the nearest clinic fast and ask for some medication.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    And I bet most of those 2 million still put an x in the box next to the labour candidate in the following GE.

    Fucking labtards were the cause of all this mess.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    I pray for that day to hurry up comrade!

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    DtP says:

    You really are a total prick aren’t you Maqboul?

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    I think you’re a Hunt.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Leave him alone, he is my bítch now.

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    Nick Leg says:

    Hancocks got a beard and likes to take advantage of vulnerable young women.
    Let’s make him our candidate for Rotherham

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    Catch something horribly incurable Tone says:

    One wishes that his God would make appropriate demands on the man, but not so.

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    A grining Bliar says:

    Look, I made a shed load of money out of thst war, so it wasn’t all that bad, was it?

    Anyway must dash, I’m off to earn some more dosh as Middle East peace envoy.

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    Smelling children's coffee says:

    What’s wrong with following a sky fairy who’s man on the ground liked sex with kids? It’s all the joooz fault anyway. They put heavy fluoride in the water in the Middle East and it’s turned all of is into blood thirsty suicide bummers.

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    concrete pump says:

    That’s a whole new level of fuckwittery, Maqboul.


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    Anonymous says:

    You utter cretin, Maqboul.

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    Judge Judy says:

    I sentence you to a lifetime of having to look at Cherie’s fat arse and pretending you love it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dignitas clinic, preferably, and spare us any more of this cobblers.

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    Judge Jeffreys says says:

    I wonder if Slotgob still believes that history will show her husband to be a great man,as she once claimed?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Iraqi, militant, fundamentalists are forcing Christians out of their homeland.
    These Christians are now refugees in need of a home.

    The Palestinian Islamic militants want to annihilate other religions.

    The Israe/lis have to periodically occupy and attack Hamas so never has a lasting peace.

    So … if we get the palis to move to Iraq, into the vacated homes of the Christians that solves a long running refugee problem.

    And if those Christians move into the now empty Gaza, that gets rid of a long running war problem.

    The Christians can exist peacefully with their neighbours in ‘New Gaza’.
    The Palestinians can chop off heads and happily fire rockets at neighbours along with the rest of the Iraqi fundamentalists.

    Both sides will be much happier.

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    Paniagua says:

    Sockpuppet I suspect

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    concrete pump says:

    Same here..

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    Paniagua says:

    I thought Galloway was a little Sh’ite.

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    I doubt it is Maqboul.

    More likely a sockpuppet. We shall find out.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    I fully expect not a single outraged post about this to appear on my Facebook feeds from all my freethinking and rational lefty acquaintances forthwith. The same people who have been posting non-stop for days about Israel.

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    Grand Mufti Diver says:

    Will he take a 9 Yr old bride?

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    Sorry, there’s no space in my column for this story. Anyway, I’ve used up all my indignation.

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    Yeah......right says:

    “Worth reading Dan Hodges on the ‘new Rwanda‘…”

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    Blairs representative on earth says:

    We don’t do religion………. however religion may do for us!

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    Tony Blair says:

    Listen Bill, what is important is that you keep your pro bono advice to yourself and let the pros give the advice.

    PS – I don’t mean give in the literal sense of course.

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    táxpáyér says:

    no surprise that our sockpuppet Tatv2 is a tin-foil-hatter.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Not ISIS/ISIL?

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Ah yeass the peaceful Yazidis

    the very same people who were filmed twice in 2008 stoning teenage girls to death for dating Muslim boys

    I do hope the heroic warriors of the Islamic State slaughter them

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    táxpáyér says:

    Unfortunately Marx started the worlds most deadly religion by far.

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    Owen Jones says:


    Poofs Enjoying Rogering in State of Ingland?

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    Must I? says:

    Did Dan Hodges’ mother have an accident with one of those old fashioned mangles whilst giving birth?

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    táxpáyér says:

    There must still be time to airbrush a communist atrocity?

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    Irate says:

    Our FUCKSCUM Politicians must be really proud of their success in destabilising the middle east.

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    Chris Bryant says:

    And their undies yellow after a few washes.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Amen to that.

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    Person Non Grata says:

    Obama is itching to put US troops back into Iraq, and it’s odds on that dodgy Dave would back him up with British troops, so could this be another false flag?

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    Irate says:

    The US certainly helped train ISIS, Shlomo.

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    The BBC/CH4/Guardian copy on this subject says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    Israel ueber alles!

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It was me with a wind-up which seemed to have gone whoooosh over every wise head.

    But with a serious point; it has certainly distracted the attention of the fickle twitterati who are now bored with Israel/Gaza and need something else to agonize over and recharge their outrage batteries.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Just remind me the last time they were filmed shooting 100s of unarmed men lined up in a ready dug mass grave?

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    Dave English says:

    If he’s Scottish, I hope he fucks off out of my country very soon.

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    Anonymous says:

    Virulent irreligiousness and atheism snaps up most of those not being medicated by organised religion. They are even stupid enough to quote Marx to bolster a point and, in the same breath, whine about socialism.

    There is a third alternative to atheism or organised religion. Study the evidence and make up yourn mind on the matter.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Can we expect a statement from Baroness Warsi on this situation then? Oh hang in it’s Muslims doing the murdering…so no.

    Will Cathy Newman be wetting her Tampon on C4 news….er no.

    Will comrade Mason and Jon gay boy Snow be expressing outrage in C4 news…er no.

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    Anonymous says:

    Pity you could not tell Balfour about this solution ninety years ago!

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    God says:

    What a f..king mess, that Christ I’m an atheist.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    You are joking? Barry is off golfing for the summer and Dave is trying to fund a Boris fish.

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    The third way says:


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    Tony Blair says:

    What we need is a negotiated solution like N Ireland.
    Like Ulster Israel will only exist as long as the majority in the region want it to.
    Of course Muslims like Catholics have lots of kids so in 30 years Israel will probably cease to exist.
    After that the remaining J*ws not killed in the inevitable genocide can run around cap in hand begging to be let into any country that will have them.
    Just like they did in the 1930’s and 40’s.
    That is my roadmap to peace.

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    Paniagua says:

    My real name is Moshe and they pay me to do Hasbara here. It’s a boring job but every Shekel counts! Oy Vey!

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    Thick as they come says:

    Why, would he have never teamed up with Beatty?

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    No cunt reads his crap says:

    what if he’s not scottish?

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    T. Blair says:

    Told you there was a humanitarian crisis in Iraq.

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    God says:

    You would think I ought to be able to spell. ‘Thank Christ I’m an atheist!’

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    Paniagua says:

    Bill, you ignoramus. Everyone has twigged that the Israelis aremore dangerous to us than the Muslims.

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    No cunt reads any of this drivel says:

    I’ll have to think about it.

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    Paniagua says:

    The sooner you camel shâggers understand that not everyone who dislikes the Religion of Piss (SWT) is not a shlomo the better.

    Anyway isn’t it prayer time? your sky pixy is calling.

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    Anonymous says:

    …for the you know who’s

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    táxpáyér says:

    I’d spell uber correctly. Is that the ayrab spelling?

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    Paniagua says:

    sockpuppet, why not post as yourself. In arabic I assume.

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    Sir John Chilcot says:

    I feel yet another delay coming on.

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    David Cameron says:

    We must do something about ISIS, and Goldie too for that matter.

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    Get a sodding Gravatar so we know when you are fucking everyone about.

    Understand the point… but what a way to do it!

    UKIP for sanity! :-)

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    SS says:

    And that fat fuck Warsi bitch resigns over a few Hamas, what a Hunt.

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    táxpáyér says:

    The Yazidi’s should’ve spent all their money kidnapping and executing civilians and launching rockets into towns if they wanted sympathy from lefties.

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    Tony Blair says:

    If it meant killing millions more, then yes I would do it all over again.

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    Zio-nist says:

    @Samwell – One could equally say that ISIL (ISIS) would not exist had Russia agreed to allow the quick removal of Assad, the conflict could then have been contained within Syria’s borders, perhaps with the moderates taking the upper hand. Now people are caught between Assad’s bombs and the religious savagery of ISIL and Al-nusra with nowhere to go. Russia gets to keep it’s strategic Naval base in Syria, which is all that matters to it.

    However, I acknowledge that would also have led to unforeseen circumstances that no one could predict.

    My advice to the lady is: buy shares in kleenex, nothing will be done and no one cares enough. I speak from bitter experience of the same thing.

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    Diane Abbott says:

    I’m the fat bitch around here, o.k.

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    Anonymous says:

    I will not be contributing to the Gaza relief fund. The Palestinians voted in Hamas as their government so go along with all they do. Hamas is part of ISIS- do not forget that.The Palestines must rid themselves of Hamas – only they can do it. Just think of those who are suffering at the hands of ISIS- defenceless men,women and children. Look beyond Gaza to realise how bad things are in the Middle East. Make no mistake,George Galloway and his religious bigots want turmoil here in the U.K. and they are succeeding. Where is our government when Galloway’s spouts his hateful messages?

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    A hand wringing lefty says:

    The situation is completely different.

    In Gaza they have really attractive headscarves that we can wear on demos.

    But the Iraqi Christians don’t have any cool symbols. So fuck ‘em.

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    táxpáyér says:

    He’s probably distracting himself from the temptations of 6 year old girls.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    This mess can only be sorted out by Owen Jones and Aled Jones the Dynamic Duo. Experience, know how, negotiating skills, no of course not but they do have arrogance, hypocrisy and can drink champagne.

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    Telefunken U47 says:

    Of course, this blog’s comment section is just an offshoot of Telegraph Online’s ‘professional’ comment/moderation operation.
    It’s not rocket science, just a contract. The dregs of that, particular, numpty’s brain appear here.

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    táxpáyér says:,7340,L-4555631,00.html

    Report: Hamas spokesperson attacked by Gaza civilians

    Egyptian news report claims that Palestinians attacked Sami Abu Zuhri out of anger at Hamas for causing the latest round of violence with Israel.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Cretinist !

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    táxpáyér says:

    6 year old bride, he r4p3d her aged 9.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Standards, they don’t make Gods like they used to.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    I’ll pop down the local souk and haggle for a cheap one. Or maybe Mossad will sponsor me a freebie :)

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Islamic State kills 47 Shiites in Baghdad market. Again: I call on Baroness Warsi and George Galloway to end their silence & hold a demo.

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    táxpáyér says:

    I suppose the BBC does do white-washes whiter than any other narrative-as-news provider.

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    Grand Mufti Diver says:

    I’m a reformer.

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    When Labour get elected, we’ll abolish ISIS. Nobody will be allowed tax-free savings or shares when I’m chancellor!

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    George Galloway says:

    95% of Muslims in the UK are Sunni so I’m keeping me gob shut

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    new name says:

    Who reads DT online, anymore?

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    Cpl Hicks says:


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    IPBA says:

    I am the spokes scholar for the Iraqi Pig Breeders Association. All this fighting is
    causing great hardship to my members. There can be no distribution of ham, sausages, or faggots. Soon we will have to resort to slitting the throats of the nearest goats.

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    táxpáyér says:

    DT is going downhill faster than grants for studying gerbil worming…

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    Philamina Phanny (activist and part time mum) says:

    Wont anyone think of the children?
    Not those one’s stuck up a mountain without food or water you fool.
    The one’s in Gaza

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    simon_coulter says:

    I do. It’s wholesome fun and mum furnishes me with soldiers for my boiled egg while I peruse the, globally-important, tidbits of nothingness.

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    It might be simpler to send Andy Burnham over and get them to appoint him as health minister.

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    IPBA says:

    So the kids in the mountains are less worthy than those on the strip?

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Yep, let’s slap ISIS about and get rid of the bloody lot.

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    Bob Crow says:

    Just another hysterical Muslim MP. They like a bit of hysteria, them Muslims. And beheadins. They like a nice beheadin. Wass she doin’ anyway? Should be in the kitchen.

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    Oy! says:

    Mentioning those ultimately responsible is anti-shlomo-etic (and will result in career suicide)

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    Mr Netanyahu says:

    Yet to hear of any Israeli cancelling Costa-Del-Bradford hols due to George Galloway ‘judenfrei’ edict.

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    long time lurker says:

    TaT doesn’t speak arabic

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    @ 1652 says:

    Because you are rather thick, I feel you have missed my point.

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    Venezuela Channel 9 {bbc affiliated} says:

    Sunni, with scattered Shias.


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    LGBT activist says:

    Me and the ‘girls’ had a great Idea.
    We all go over Iraq and start mincing around in front of those ISIS boys.
    They will be so enraged and busy hanging us from cranes the Yazidi people can escape off the mountain.
    Then we thought no let’s just shove our latex covered arses into the face of pensioners on Brighton beach instead.

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    Anonymous says:

    95% of muslims in the U.K. are sunni. Be afraid-be very afraid.

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    The two Muppets says:

    “Zio-nist” I agree with you 100% . It was Miliband who sided with
    Putin against the West some months ago in parliament and voted
    to let Assad continue to murder his people . As you say I do not think that
    ISIS would exist in its present form if the threat of military action were there.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All his comments have been noted today – what a ‘blinkered’ hunt and his sockpuppet too.

    Lots of contradictory stuff in this box and in the first 2 blog’s of GF from earlier today … hmm.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Combatants are one thing,,,and the mass executions were of shiite ISF dogs of Al-Maliki

    I watched two videos uploaded by these fucks of the stoning to death of two teenage girls, simply because they had dated Muslim boys

    So i have zero pity for these fucks now they are dying of thirst

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Quite. They filled the vacuum created by the West’s inaction.

    ISIS did not rise up against Assad but ordinary folk, just like they did in Tuniisa, Libya, Bahrain and Egypt.

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    Anonymous says:

    We know where you live.

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    Anonymous says:

    Here’s an idea.

    What the FCUK are Middle Eastern countries going to do about this ?

    What is Saudi, UAE, Qatar going to do about it ?

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    There’s nothing wrong with addiction to falsehoods, dear. My Reg, God knows he tried to find my hood, spent hour upon hour, in the garden shed, being addicted to porceline gnomes.

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    Person Non Grata says:


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    BBC... says:

    Meanwhile in Gaza…blah blah blah..

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Don’t tell him your name Pike unless he notes your comments!


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    rick says:

    They almost certainly did. Although Cons would have obeyed the same puppet masters as Dave does now.

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    Anonymous says:

    They do news ?

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    Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

    You would think, given that Muzzies started becoming radicalised after 1967 (because of you know what, and they felt they had to ‘prove’ themselves to their sky fairy who otherwise had appeared to forsake them), and it was becoming really f*cking obvious by Munich in 1972 that something was going horribly wrong with them, that someone in Westminster would have thought, “hmm.. maybe it’s not a good idea to let any more of them move here otherwise..” but noooo… MPs decided to be all politically correct, ignore the public, swing the doors wide open and here we are 40 years’ later, a fractured country that’s at risk of exploding.

    Well done, politicians. Thanks a f*cking bunch.

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    The no hopes of the little people against the sewers of the politicians says:

    It’s not will it happen, it’s when, it’s past tippy toes time.

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    Andy BurnThem says:

    I’m too busy crying over the secret files of Hillsborough.

    {I was too busy to open that file during the 13 years I was in government}

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    An MP from the blue-yellow coalition says:

    Which is which?
    Is them Sunnis the head choppy ones or is that the Shias?
    And which ones like blowing up tube trains or flying airlines into office blocks?

    Its a complex problem. Probably the best solution is to just let as many mossies in as possible and all the indigenous Christians piss off to Siberia.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    This won’t make the BBC News either.

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    Cull the Badgers says:

    Will the BBC broadcast this harrowing plea? How will they twist it to their agenda. I imagine they are working on how to excuse the inexcusable right now.

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    Stingray fan says:

    A Medieval war in a medieval country.

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    Winston says:

    Yes, just like the original 50 or so people who peacefully protested about Duggan’s death outside Tottenham Police station. Then what happened?

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    Evolution exists for a reason.

    Will sound harsh, but if they have managed to get trapped up a mountain without water and cannot fight their way out…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Are guns and RPG’s part of human evolution?

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    Daisy dopes and doosey dopes and corrupt politicians says:

    Somebody inform Sky that the Union between Scotland and England stopped existing as soon as the referendum debate wasn’t shown in England, Scotland will vote NO, as benefits are more important than the Scots doing a days work, the fun will be heard when Scotland the brave or any of those Braveheart tunes are heard by the English, after years of the Scots shouting freedom, the English will have freedom to argue back and not keep schtumm anymore, can’t wait.

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    RomaBert... says:

    The Hunts in liebour have blood, lots of it, on their hands!!

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    RomaBert... says:

    I hope they vote yes and the next day we cut off all monies and benefits!

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    RomaBert... says:

    That comment is Shi’te :)

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    RomaBert... says:

    The hypocrisy or the Moosies and lefties in this country is just breathtaking !!

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    RomaBert... says:

    The hypocrisy of the Moosies and lefties in this country is just breathtaking !!


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    Cpl Hicks says:

    You’ve got a fair few sock puppets today Pan. Don’t worry, whoever is doing it is clearly retarded as the comments hardly make any sense.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    The “dogs of Al-Maliki?” My what a fuckwit you are!

    I’m sure absolutely no innocent teenagers were rounded up by those splendid chaps from ISIS and randomly slaughtered. Not that it matters because…wait for it…they were shi’ites and thus deserved to die because they prayed to the wrong non-existent sky fairy!

    You utter fucking twat. The world would be such a better place if skidmarks like you weren’t on it.

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    táxpáyér says:

    I’m sure you can afford it from all the Hasbara Shekels you are collecting.
    Sure pays for my tarts.

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    Eeeer.... says:

    Sure, an Iz Hasbara site is then place for “balanced” news about Gaza… If you are a rightwing supremacist ZioLoon.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Straight from our Chewish Tal mud:
    Sanhedrin 55b . A Joew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b . A Joew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

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    Clearly: Yes.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    I resemble that remark!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All sand chimps look the same to me so fuck em.

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    Jesus says:

    Stop whining and grow up. Thats our oil and Israel’s land. The sooner the sand chimps kill each other off the sooner we all get what’s ours.

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    EeeYepSelling Issues says:

    Big Issue! Big Issue!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Keep laughing shlomo. I’m not stupid, I note all these comments in a real notepad! Ha! I have thousands of them. So many that just yesterday a pile fell on me and it took twenty minutes for my nurse to dig me out.

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    Anonymous says:

    instead of writing all this drivel, email no 10 and tell our PM that he should exert whatever influence he has to get some humanitarian aid dropped to the Yazidi asap.

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    Jesus says:

    The best thing about being a rightwing supremacist ZioLoon is that not only do we get to win every war, but afterwards we get to celebrate by drinking wine and kissing girls. Some of us kiss boys and smoke weed, which is not exactly considered kosher but hey ho each to their own.

    Have fun celebrating the death of your village by getting sober and shooting AKs into the air.

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    Django says:

    Now we know why Saddam Hussein was there!

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    White minority says:

    Mossies like to cause trouble,whoever sets the wheels in motion. The ROP are scum,contribute fuck all to humanity and need to be wiped off the face of the earth.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    It would be so much easier if we only had one god.Why didn’t god think of this when he created everything?

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    The BBC says:

    It woz Thatcha!

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    What I want to know is who is that thick that they visit a Baghdad market?they get blown to fuck all the time,Waitrose ,Iceland etc they all do home delivery.

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    BBC says:

    Sorry ,we are busy broadcasting bollox that world war 1 was won solely with the blood of commonwealth soldiers,the fuckin pricks,footage a bit white was it?

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    we own the poor says:

    what a fuckwit you are

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    Anonymous says:

    3rd world moron

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    Eccentrica Galumbits says:

    Evidence of sky-fairies?

    We can look back to within a nano-second of the big bang and so far we’ve not seen a fucking sign of one of them.

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    Anonymous says:

    ISIS is the creation of Britain, America and Israel – the axis of evil!

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    EeeYepBlowing Cox says:

    hello big boy

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    Wotan says:

    There is only god you dickhead.

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    Liz II says:

    It’s not in our country, it’s not even in the same fucking continent.
    Write to the Saudis and tell them to sort their own moz mess up.

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    Cosas Nostras says:

    “Israel” belongs to Italy. The Romans ruled it the longest, so piss off Shlomo.

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    triumv irate says:

    I may use that elsewhere!

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    Eeeer... says:

    Yes, the ZioLoons really do consider the alleged 6 million Hollowcost and being turfed out of a record number of countries “a Win”.

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    Islam is death says:

    From where has ISIS grown, who is financing them, and who is supplying them weapons?
    Why don’t we apply sanctions to their backers, send their fighters to their heaven (and finding it’s a con is the icing) and drop aid to the Yazidi?

    Muslim militancy that we see every day repeatedly proves that Islam is a poison of the mind – especially in the minds of Arabs.
    As an indigenous Brit I do not want these people over here, they are sub-medieval, culturally incompatible with western civilisation, have no connection with this country and should never have been admitted in the first place.
    Even the “peace loving moderate” muslims (an evident contradiction in terms) rarely criticise their more openly militant “co-religionists”.
    Islam is the emanation of evil. We need to expel Muslims from the West before they undermine our civilisation – England would be better without their ethnic enrichment – and we could do with some reverse immigration – Dave and Ed take note!
    The multiculturalism and diversity nihilistic crap are smokescreens for the destruction of western culture; so Dave and Ed, whose side are you on ? Time for action.

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    Face for Radio says:

    If you can’t see the difference between a war in support of international law against aggressive war (invasion by Iraq of a fellow UN Member State) and a war designed to support Islamists (Cameron’s proposed Syrian adventure), then you are seriously myopic.

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    Jon Snow's Puts On Odd Coloured Socks Now He's Officially Demented says:

    As Mrs Thatcher said, that’s NO, NO, NO!!!

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    Jon Snow's Puts On Odd Coloured Socks Now He's Officially Demented says:

    It was only after 9/11 – that made every member of the political elite in the West cack their pants – that anything at all was done to address the threat from Sharia.

    But it has been a totally inadequate response, like using a hand spray to put out a major conflagration.

    We need a vigorous response:

    Ban Sharia courts.

    Ban Sharia education.

    Strip UK citizenship from anyone conspiring to introduce Sharia in this country or spread it abroad.

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    Juat in time, I found you just in time etc says:

    Da de da de da de dah! It’s O’barmey tot eh rescue again with his targeted drones and air drops.

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    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup. spot on – Bring out the pitchforks!

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    The cutting edge of victualling technology says:

    Dan got glassed while breaking up a bar-fight. If you take the trouble to look closely at his mug-shot you can see where they stitched him up.

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    Berty says:

    Dan got glassed by mouthing off at someone who believed in action speaking louder than whining.

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    Baroness Whorezy says:

    I’m tweeting nothing.

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    Seeing that Uncle Sam equipped ISIS with a variety of weaponry, including Stinger, it’s only right that he should sort out the mess.
    Mind you, given the American pilots’ ability to blow the arse off anything that they find, I don’t rate the Yazidis’ chance of getting off that mountain alive.
    And I don’t think it will be God’s voice they hear coming from all those burning bushes they were hiding behind when the Predator missiles go whacking in. “Oops, Sorry” isn’t in the same league as “Moses…..What the fuck are you doing up here?”

  189. 189

    Obviously, our kit isn’t picking up the comment just nano-seconds before the “Big Bang” when the Sky Pixie said to his wife “Edith, what does this red button do?” ……”don’t touch that…Duhhhh!”.

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    It’s all very well saying you’re going to give ISIS a slap, but what yer gonna do about Osiris? Just biding his time, I bet. Nothing like an Act of God to drive up recruitment!

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    And they’re complaint that the Bradford National Film and Media Museum is going to have to close through lack of interest.
    Always said that halal Albatross snacks were never going to catch on. And the ticket booth operator with the AK47 behind her was a bit off-putting. Still, what’s a little diversity. Local Government will find a few more millions from local tax-payers to keep it open. Perhaps Gorgonous George will persuade Gideon to throw money at them. Well it makes a change from demanding money from the Christians to allow them to visit their Cathedral.

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    Ah, yes Sir. You’re describing our super-dooper, extra loonie, chapatti-bomb model.
    Not a lot of call for them at the moment. They come in a variety of beliefs but are dangerous if you don’t know how to handle them. Very high maintenance cost. We find a lot of demand in the Middle East. Temperamental. Tends to explode at the least provocation. Could I interest Sir in something a lot less trouble. Now your average Buddhist is very easy going – and if you really upset them, instead of getting your ass blown off by the Loonie Chapatti-bomb wearer, your Buddhist takes himself off somewhere quiet and sets fire to himself. Haven’t got one in at the moment. Perhaps Sir would like a small case of Ebola, it’s the coming craze! Oh yes. You’ll be the talk of the party. Everyone will want to shake your hand. And it comes with the promise of immediate treatment on the NHS. Your very own private room and up to the minute treatment. Money no object as our PM said. I think we should have our first cases coming in in a week or two.

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    As are trigger-happy American pilots. In fact, it’s good of Mohd. O’Bama to send in his air cover, only a few minutes flying time from a task force near you, to finish the job off that ISIS started with American hardware. All he really needs to do now is to ship a boatload of Ebola sufferers to Tel Aviv and the job’s a good ‘un.

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    It’s all a cunning stunt to give Scotland Devo-Max whilst keeping us paying for them.
    Of course they’ll vote “No”. When did a kid send a letter to Father Christmas telling him to fuck off and get his Reindeers off their roof?
    The idea is that we are grateful that the grasping, whining bastards want us to keep paying for their free prescriptions, care of the aged, deep-fried Mars Bars etc. and they get to actually run their own midden whilst fucking up ours at the same time.

  195. 195

    Well, seeing you ask. It is fairly certain that the roving band of fairly-convincing murderers rampaging around the Middle East, knocking over targets of opportunity emptying Banks, blowing up things that might vaguely be of interest, killing and enforcing the more outrageous Mohammedan edicts like forced conversion or death, compulsory Female genital mutilation, genocidal murder of non-Mohammedan sects are mostly the same ragtag of “Mujahideen” from The fringes of Al Quaeda around the world, quite a few are Europeans. They used to be called Mercenaries, but calling them “Holy Warriors” makes it more acceptable to the lefty Medja. There are quite a few ex – Saddam Baathists with time on their hands and scores to settle.
    And their main Armourer is that famous “Arsenal of the Free World” – America home of the free fire-arms. Well, as long as it’s one lot of Arabs killing another lot, the voters won’t give a fuck. As Obarmy said when someone told him that “IZAL – now wash your hands” were giving this quaint little pre-Christian sect that had been minding their own medieval existence stoning adulterers for a few millennia that he realised that the shit had hit his fan. Christians don’t count, but, shit, Zoroastrians! Send in the 7th Cavalry.

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    Islam is death says:


    Oh to be a radical lefty – able to be totally relaxed in the face of Mozzie-doom – may be they’ll be really trendy and take a long holiday in Islamic State – unforgettable memories especially for the wimin.

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    Anonymous says:

    Keep it to yourself but I heard that Tony Blair had gone to Jerusalem so that Jesus could be closer to him. Not the other way round.

    Yes . Great work all round generally.

    So. Does God really bless America?

    As an aetheist ,sometimes I wish that God did exist as there is an awful lot of smiting he could be getting on with.

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