August 7th, 2014

Today’s Outstanding Contribution to Statistical Excellence

It seems Guido has a challenger in the statistical excellence stakes. We suggest that Ally McCoist and Rangers FC nominate themselves for a Royal Statistical Society award next year:

Even the LibDems would be proud of that one.


286 Comments

  1. 1
    West Country Tory says:

    They must have got the Lib Dems to produce that graph. Not the first time they’ve been fiddling the figures at Ibrox in recent years!!!

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  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Numbers aren’t their strongest suit – as HMRC would tell you

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  3. 3
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Owen Jones is back on the piss again and all is well with the world.

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  4. 4
    I hate football says:

    At a rough guess I make that a 0.25% increase on Season 10-11.

    Or “statistically insignificant”.

    Still, it keeps the footie fans amused – which can’t be difficult.

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    • 19
      Burp says:

      Given its Rangers those extra % were probably so shit faced they wouldn’t have known whether they were watching Celtic or the Royal ballet.

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  5. 5
    Bang Him Up says:

    EXCLUSIVE: West Yorkshire Police investigates complaints after George Galloway claims Bradford should be an “Israel-free zone”.

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    • 9
      Hypocrisy of the Left says:

      If Nick griffin had said what George Galloway has said but to a group of nationalists in Bradford his feet wouldn’t have touched the ground with riots on the streets.

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      • 68
        Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

        +1

        Core left-wing values (apparently):
        Nazis = evil.
        Homophobes = evil.
        Misogynists = evil.
        People who are against equality = evil.
        People who are against diversity = evil.
        Racists = evil
        Child-abusers = evil.

        Also accord to Lefties:
        Nazi homophobic misogynistic discriminatory violently anti-diversity racist child-abusing Muslims = a wonderful and and enriching ‘community’ which is to be celebrated. And woe betide anyone who says otherwise.

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      • 261
        ShlomoZapper says:

        Times of Israel:
        Israel starting to think about reverse migration back to Ukraine!

        http://tinyurl.com/kpb7lak

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    • 11
      Little Old Lady from Tooting Beck says:

      To be honest I am really not surprised and the rules should apply to that nasty man Mr Gallstone as well.

      The law has to apply to all of course and equally so no race or creed is either advantaged or disadvantaged. Of course there are some exceptions to be made like A PARTICULAR FUCKING GROUP SHOUTING AT SOLDIERS BACK FROM WAR.!!

      Anyone know when they are going to give out the free owls?
      My little Johnny says its any day now.

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    • 13
      Zio-nist says:

      As the WY Police are fellow Zio-nists like almost everyone else (a Zioloon explained this to me). I’m afraid Gorgeous George is fuc*ed.

      #freetheBradfordOne #Zio-nistPlot #MaqboulStyleHumour

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    • 94
      inside out says:

      Thats an easy nick then!

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  6. 6
    Norma Stitz says:

    The pillocks have even got the first two seasons the wrong way round.

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  7. 7

    Who is Ally McCoist?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 24
      concrete pump says:

      A thick witless sweaty that used to play fitba.

      In mitigation, McCoist is neither as thick or witless as Celtic’s previous incumbent, Neil Lennon.

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      • 120
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        You playing that old ‘divide ‘n rule’ “tribal mantra” by any chance?

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        • 124
          concrete pump says:

          I’m an atheist you fucking moron.

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          • Don’t flatter him, pompa per calcestruzzo.

            That is much more than he deserves. Much, much more…

            UKIP and all that assured :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            i too – you f-wit – so either stop smearing i – you or your sock – F-head.

            Try researching the word and its connotations ‘lead’ as in the metal and it’s other meaning of to mislead people.

            i bow to nobodies ‘authority’ on here or elsewhere – unlike Brenda does to The Lord Mayor of London.

            Work that simple one out fucker.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Just can’t bring yourself to reply directly eh SC – SChmuck.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Come on SC it’s timelined – let’s be aving you – you old fucktard …

            You got a copy of Picture Post 1939 in your library?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            A lesson for SC

            One Man – was a great racehorse – jumped every hurdle to the winning line.

            He didn’t need a whole host of sockpuppet horses around him to run the truth.

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          • A tiny success for you BW!

            Just so everyone knows here:

            
            
            
            

            Fuck off you unmitigated сunt!

            
            
            
            

            In case I have been too subtle, here it is again:

            
            
            
            

            FUCK OFF you unmitigated Ϲunt!

            
            

            Cue: “I am flattered” garbage…

            Vote fucking UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            to repeat i’s self SC:

            MIAOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

            Waiter!!! – A Saucer of milk for the highly offended SC over there in the bad old boys corner.

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          • I’m not offended by your congenitally pathetic insults which ravage my reputation somewhat more gently than a dead sheep.

            It boils down to your complete inability to engage in any substantive argument over real issues.

            There is nothing I love more than a good argument. If you win, that is good. If you lose, that is also good because you learn, if you have a brain… (I do realising I am wasting my time telling you this as you are either so super-intelligent that you eclipse us all in blue/white supernova solar irradiance or, as I strongly suspect, you are so abjectly thick that the best thing you will ever claim to doing, in your poor benighted life, is to stalking me in the manner of a young girl whose knickers are eternally dripping wet but who is still unable to attract the object of her misguided and imagined affections.)

            I do not claim to be that clever but, pray tell me, when did you first realise you did not actually possess a human brain, deadbeat?

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            @SC – UPON A LITTLE REFLECTION SC – and that we may be almost on talking terms – i would value your opinion on a ‘recall’ issue – unfortunately not that pledge / faux promise of recall of the Mentally Perverted (MP’s) that the cons pledged / promised along with the bonfire of the quango’s.

            This recall – is of Prisoner recalls to prison. i suspect that the Sec o State / Minister for justice (Chris Grayling) does not actually ‘know for a fact’ that some prisoners are recalled on the ‘say so – of subordinates’ – acting beyond their actual and true ‘authority’ who ‘claim to be acting’ for the Sec of State – the Minister of Justice – but who in effect are “abusing the office of the Sec of State – the MoJ for other and devious means …

            e.g. Could errant and abusing officers of say … MAPPA, the Prison and Probation authorities – be ‘recalling prisoners’ to protect their own individual ‘conflicts of interest & criminality’ to the detriment of a man?

            a la – star ship enterprise?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            SC of 10:37 pm – ummm crossed comms – Not the SC of old then.

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          • M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

            Anyway. Back on topic….

            On McCoist’s diagram the difference between the lowest bar (the dark blue) and the light blue is 151 (37,918 – 37,767). As the red bar appears more than double the difference between the two blue bars then you would expect the difference to be around the 300 mark using the same scale. The difference is actually only 94 (38,014 – 37,918). This means that the graphical difference has been exaggerated about threefold.

            What say you BW? This is bankers’ work. A zio­nist plot perhaps?

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        • 169
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          You know what, I’ve been going through my old notes and it turns out you’re alright SC. You talk more a lot of sense. Lets just agree tio disagree and relax to the comic musing of Chubby Brown.

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  8. 8
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Not many people would dare to wear a Charlie Chaplin moustache, even in 2014.

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  9. 12
    The no hopes of the little people against the sewers of the politicians says:

    Making money in football seems more important than football, I suppose getting your priorities right is the winner.

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  10. 16
    Storpyertekklinjork says:

    Alex Salmond for king!

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    • 42
      Sean Connery says:

      I was the man who would be.

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    • 45
      Norm Normal says:

      Salmond says he’s keeping the £, the Sterling £. He says “It’s Scotlands Pound and we are keeping it.”

      Is that his own opinion as it’s not based on historical fact? Sterling was only introduced in Scotland upon the Treaty of Union in 1707. Until then the Scots Pound was something different and of lower value. £12 Scots = £1 Sterling. Perhaps we may see a little bit of history repeating?

      Salmond says it will be a currency union? But how will that work if there is no agreement on a currency union.

      It Scottish Independence something faith based? This element of it has no grounding in fact or logic.

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      • 46
        A.Salmond says:

        Ahh pish! If I look at a pig and say “Fly” the pig flies, nae problem.. I say it, it happens, everybody tells me so.

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      • 53
        10 north says:

        Puzzled. The last time I was up there, they had unfamiliar tokens exchangeable at par with Bank of England notes, despite being printed by entities called the ‘Bank of Scotland’ and the ‘Royal Bank of Scotland’.

        How might a ‘yes’ vote affect their ability in law to continue to print and issue such notes?

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        • 78
          Norm Normal says:

          It matters not what it is called or where it’s printed. It the currency union part that matters.

          The can keep the Scots Poond but what will the value be? They will not be allowed to hitch their cart to Sterling. If something Broonish happens north of the border it would damage the value of the overall currency.

          That is why the BOE, business and the rest think it’s a bad idea. It baffles the imagination at what may happen if Salmond attempts to peg the currency to Sterling without an agreement.

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          • giant gonad says:

            As long as he is paid in sterling, he doesn’t give a shit.

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          • Odds favour ? says:

            So,

            “It baffles the imagination at what may happen if Salmond attempts to peg the currency to Sterling without an agreement.”

            When Hong Kong pegged that territory’s dollar to the U.S. currency, there was agreement from Washington? And, how did that work out for Hong Kong?

            Yep, some things to baffle the imagination..

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      • 71
        Alex says:

        Bullying. Scaremongering. Bullying. Scaremongering, and so on ad nauseum.

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        • 84
          Norm Normal says:

          Well in 1707 as stated above the value was £12 Scots = £1 Sterling.

          What will the cash in a Scottish Bank be worth after a yes vote. Might you be like Southern Europe who found their saving were worth less after joining the Euro?

          That is my question and my worry. Salmond can keep the name, not the value.

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      • 97
        inside out says:

        30% of Salmond’s GDP will leave Scotland if the YES win, thats the financial services sector,and 40% work for or are dependant on the State.So the rest are going to be paying a hell of a lot of tax.

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      • 179
        Jim says:

        Spot on, that’s what I’m worried about. And there’s nae logic at all.
        The daft chunt wants ‘Independence’ but doesn’t realise our legislation comes from the EU, not Westminster. Then he wants to take the pound, great, but what’s it worth?!
        Not to mention he will then create a foreign, competitive central bank. How can he say the word ‘Independence’ with a straight face?
        And what’s the hoose gonnae be worth?

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        • 270
          The Critic says:

          He’s not that daft though is he? For starters, he could not campaign for a vote against independence. He knows full well that the money he throws at Scotland will be reduced in the future.

          So to avoid any discussion on the detail,his strategy was to create soundbytes and make the whole debate an emotional one. That bit I understand. However, why he allowed himself to be pulled into a TV debate where some of the detail was examind seems a dumb move. Or did he assume he could talk his way out of anything?

          Like all other politicians, he craves power. Independence will give him that he thinks but not the means to demonstrate it. A propotion of that coems from the English,who will not be stumping up anymore.

          The thing we are grateful for is that would condemn the Labour Party to history. I know, narrow self interest is a terrible think but no worse than what Salmond is doing.

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    • 83
      Anonymous says:

      Make no difference the bunch of scotch Jessie’s will vote no anyway. No wonder they all wander round in skirts the big girls blouses

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      • 152
        Scottish says:

        You should never say “scotch” to a Scotsman, as they are likely to get all disappointed

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        • 271
          Yup, spot on says:

          Yup, spot on – but if you do say ‘Scotch’ to a Scot he will jump up smiling and say ‘Oh! Yes please with just one small ice cube’.

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      • 269
        M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

        All academic. Clearly it will be a NO vote. What will be interesting is how the SNP turn on Salmond for failing them. He’s a gonner.

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        • 272
          Yup, spot on says:

          Yup, spot on – but HTF can they blame him for failing? It is up to individual voters to perform on the day (to use footy parlance). If they don’t, it is always the manager and not the players who gets it in the neck. If sufficient numbers of Scotland’s residents want Independence, they’ll get it; if not, they won’t.

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        • 284
          inside out says:

          If the vote is YES he is a goner,then he has to start delivering all those promises.Not a chance,higher pensions,free Education,NHS funding,higher benefits jam for everybody,Scotland bankrupt within 3 years,Argentina Mk2.Guess what he will blame it all on those wicked toffs in London.

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  11. 18
    Nikk Clogg says:

    Boris needs to decide whether he’s in politics to make a difference or is it just personal ambition and a love of the trappings of power.

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  12. 21
    Gerry says:

    This is two years old mind you…..!

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  13. 22
    Slightly Soiled Scottish Government says:

    It proves there is whole 96 more numpties in Glasgow than 2 years ago

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  14. 23
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Clever boots Fred Goodwin is Glasgee Ranger’s statisitical compiler

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  15. 25
    Big Blue Bigot says:

    Who gives a f@ck about the numbers.Nice colour scheme from brother Alistair,pity the grass is green.

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  16. 26
    Baroness Warsi says:

    When does operation flatten hamas begin?

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  17. 27
    The BBC says:

    Clegg: Mental health ‘needs boost’

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  18. 28
    Moussa Koussa says:

    It looks like Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is getting delusions of grandeur, not happy being Mayor of London he now sets his sights on parliament. A bit of a gamble this, leaping out of a cushy seat into a minefield of unpredictability. Will he go back and stand as candidate for Henley, or will he look for somewhere that may be a safer Conservative bet. This all depends on if anyone wants to promote him as a candidate, before launching himself on the population. I can imagine the gathering of rotten fruit ammo, in anticipation of his door to door canvassing. He may well need those water cannons with him, for a quick wash down. The jovial happy chap image may not go down that well out on the streets Boris when trying to promote the Tory track record

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    • 37
      Wotta Tossa says:

      and then you woke up.

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    • 54
      Jimmy the twunt says:

      Don’t worry Moussy you utter and complete fuckwit, you’ve got Aled Jones and an opposition front bench full of millionaires on your side.

      Are you the product of an education under a Labour government or do you actually have an extra chromosome?

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  19. 29
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Wow, Bar-Bar-Bar. This thread has it all: Tittle Tattle, gossip and Rumors. Jackpot, Gudios.

    Can’t see why you mention the LibDems though.

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    • 33
      Tachybaptus says:

      It’s a graph joke: Rangers, Lib Dems and Guido all publish bar charts with the bottom two-thirds omitted to exaggerate the differences. At least Guido (after much mockery from commenters) can now laugh at himself.

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  20. 31
    E. Bowler says:

    Sayeeda Warsi was possibly one of the worst characters ever taken into government, incompetent arrogant and loud mouthed she couldn’t even win an election and had to be brought in through the back door as a Baroness. The fact that she appears to place religious sectarianism over and above rational consideration just demonstrates how unfit for office she actually was.

    Frankly her presence in government is damning of Cameron and of the tokenism that has resulted from turning religion and race into dangerous game of political football by both ends of the political spectrum.

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    • 57
      Sharia Denier says:

      Absolutely agree.

      It shows that Cameron really doesn’t recognise the dangers ahead.

      I predicted a Caliphate would rise again, and so it has. It wasn’t that difficult to see that was the way things were heading. Likewise, we have the growth in this country of a parallel Sharia-based system of government. Has Cameron done anything about that? No.

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      • 71
        Anonymous says:

        Has anyone heard from Warsi about the expulsion and murder of christians in Iraq?
        She defends the palestines who voted Hamas as their government with the intention of destroying Israel. Gets upset when Israel defends its people. Has said, as far as I know, nothing about the evil islamists beheading innocent civilians. I guess she is conspiring with George Galloway to bring about a caliphate in the U.K. Where the fu-k are our politicians? Where is Miliband? Very ready to condemn Israel but not a word about this genocide.

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    • 67
      Entry at rear Sayeida says:

      Back door?, it’s the only way unless you want twenty kids.

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  21. 32
    Eric in Morecambe says:

    Funny how a muslim organisation should have the word ‘ham’ in its name.

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  22. 38
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Was the graph prepared by Alex Salmond. A small difference looks massive.

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  23. 43
    Baroness Warsi says:

    A spokesperson for Mr Galloway was not immediately available to comment.

    Just plead “Guilty” George, you know it makes sense.

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  24. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Channel 4 news

    Wank wank wank

    Gaza, Gaza Gaza

    Wank wank wank

    Get aids and die vermin

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    • 88
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Are you talking about that shit-for-brains spad Regev?

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      • 111
        Norm Normal says:

        Morning!

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        • 121
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Are you MOURNING Regev’s – death by TV?

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          • visibly shaken says:

            more like mourning christian gurdi gurdi’s dramatic pauses when asked to source his statements

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            @vs – ‘you obviously’ are one of Regev’s ‘blinded fools’ – and have not a clue of any matter legal whatsoever …

            Armchair fucking judge – of which there are far too many on here – WITHOUT ANY EXPERIENCE whatsoever.

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          • visibly shaken says:

            a decent journo wouldn’t ask a question wiith such an obvious get out line.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            @vs – ‘a decent journo’ … can you point me to a decent journo?

            There ain’t any – they’re all ‘owned’. Stick with the net.

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          • Norm Normal says:

            No I praise the work of the Emergency Services for ending the interview and saving the life of Guru-Murthy.

            You talking about this terrible interview based on the thinnest thread of evidence?

            http://t.co/zILYL5kYZ7

            I’m quite prepared to believe some IDF thug got an itchy trigger finger, but not on the word of 1 activist who says he overheard something. That’s ridiculous!

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            NORM – Opinions are not facts – and people should know the difference. Guess you know not.

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    • 250
      ShlomoZapper says:

      WTF are you doing in the West, Shlomo? Sould’nt you be “at home” killing Palestinian kids and wanking?

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  25. 48
    Robbie says:

    btw – the tribute act that clai they are Rangers have only sold 18000 for 14/15- I think they’re going to need a much taller board to record that data point.

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  26. 49
    George Galloway says:

    The Golani Brigade (Hebrew: חֲטִיבַת גּוֹלָנִי, also known as the 1st Brigade) is an Israeli infantry brigade… http://fb.me/3u1RabbAP

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  27. 51
    Channel 4 news ethnik cunt says:

    Channel 4 mong being put in his place by Israeli spokesman.

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    • 58
      Mark Regev says:

      Thank you, Shlomo. We have a brand new residence for you built on top of a bulldozed olive grove should you wish to come and join us.

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      • 123
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Regev The Brass monkey in one – what a plonker; and Bibi still persists with the same bull5hitting mouthpiece from their last escapade … Huh!

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  28. 52
    ahmonika says:

    BBC 1 now

    David Cameron presenting Fake Britain.

    Not surprised.

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    • 135
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      personally i think that The ‘Star’ of David Cameron is not only waning – but it is a dead duck.

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  29. 56
    Mark Regev says:

    We have successfully deprived 1,000,000 Gazans of water while temperatures soar to 38 degrees. This and our final score of 1,800 dead Palestinians have ensured that there will be plenty of resentment stored up for the future to enable our next slaughter, due to take place in, say, three or four years time.

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    • 60

      Muslims breed like fucking flies. They seem to find the time to fuck their whores. Perhaps more time should be spent rebuilding rather than fucking.

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      • 66
        Tachybaptus says:

        I never thought I’d quote the Grauniad:

        http://goo.gl/WBhJv0

        ‘The sensual pleasures [of the Muslim heaven] are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505), Koranic commentator and polymath. He wrote: “Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas.”‘

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    • 70

      Three or four days or even earlier. Just send a few rockets over. Next time, tarmac the whole place for a car park.

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    • 116
      Sharia Denier says:

      Whereas prior to this assault on the pacifically minded Gazans, their land had been a beacon of liberty, sweet harmony and reason…etc etc

      [From Grim Fairy Tales as told by George Galloway]

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      • 126
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        The British people – do not deserve sharia or beth din laws – they deserve English Law – but corporate businessbodies and their lobbying monsters moneymen (behind Sharia & Beth Din) think that theirs is greater – FAIL.

        let i be very clear i hate israeli terrorists and hamas terrorists.

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    • 253
      ShlomoZapper says:

      Oh look, a whole swarm of Hasbara Shlomos infesting the blog again.

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  30. 59
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel 4 news appear to have lost the plot or any sense of logic. Cathy Newman accused the British defence industry of exporting weapons being used to kill people in Gaza, her only proof being her girlfriend Warsi.

    So what weapons then Channel 4? Either tell us what tanks or rockets or stop peddling lies.

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  31. 62
    Virgin soldier says:

    Indicted:

    Ch4promussieNews
    Beeb local news Moozchester

    It gets worse everyday. Now Gallingoway, 4mussie wives in tow, inciting public disorder.

    Where’s the old Bill?

    PS what happens when in muzz paradise the seventy two virgins have been done, does one get a new supply, if so, same again, more or less? Dying to know.

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    • 69
      Tachybaptus says:

      See 65 above for a full answer.

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    • 74
      Islam: death cult, severe mental illness, or both? says:

      Where’s the old Bill? Their “equality and diversity awareness training” kicks in and they all “group hug” and “celebrate the rich diverse community” or whatever f*cking blather has been drummed into their heads in place of common sense.

      I’m not sure which lot are worse: Lefties, Muzzies, the f*cking hopeless politically correct wankers in the police ‘service’ who turn a blind eye to Islamic nuttery or the f*cking Liberal “elite” in Westminster who are presiding over the destruction of our society.

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      • 81
        Daisy dopes and doosey dopes and corrupt politicians says:

        Old Bill must have been sitting on their sun loungers today and let plastic plod out with speed camera’s, went through 3 today, not seen any real plod about our area for a long time, do they still exist?.

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    • 80

      ……world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas”

      ……….

      So the wives are there too? Not sure that would be a good idea.

      Appetising vaginas? Not during ramadingdong presumably.

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  32. 73
    Bibi says:

    You want more, fuckwits?

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  33. 76

    Stop press:

    Hurdygurdy on muzzie 4 championing essential heart op for girl cos Izrail won’t do it.

    Yes, London flight already arranged.

    No wonder £30bn pa NHS debt soon to arrive. More taxes anybody?

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    • 99
      non taxable pikey says:

      Meanwhile the mother of one of the Hamas leaders is being treated in the Hadassah hospital in Jerusalem. Ch 4 has made up this story.

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  34. 77
    Bewildebeest says:

    Blocked test ?

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  35. 79
    Owen Jones says:

    Hamas says it has executed several Palestinians on suspicion of helping Israel – Reuters

    I will organise a demo for Saturday then ,outside the Hamas Embassy.

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  36. 85
    Mark Regev says:

    Hahaha. You Brits are too stupid to remember Operation Lavon. That was when we got a couple of our commandos to dress up as Arabs and set off bombs in order to drag you shmucks into fighting a war for us. You really are stupid. And yet still, even today, some of your number defend us like we’re your own! Hahaha! #Dumbfuckinggoy

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    • 113
      Cpl Hicks says:

      Actually we don’t give a fucking shit you brain dead fuckwit. We’re more concerned about our own citizens who follow the religion of piss who want to blow up buses in the uk.
      Can you not get that into your thick fucking skull you retarded twat?

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      • 119
        State loves fuckwits like you says:

        Now, now, Shlomo, simmer off. You are more likely to die from a bee sting whilst driving a Ferrari than you are from the religion of pizz. So forget all the Zio claptrap your government has been feeding you for the past decade and ask yourself whether the evidence you read about in the Sun regarding the latest terrorist outrage would really stand up in a court of law.

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        • 127
          concrete pump says:

          I think you’ve missed the bit where he says “we don’t give a fucking shit”.

          You dull fucking bellend.

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          • Progress of sorts says:

            Very amusing how the zionuts have switched from concrete support for I’srael to “don’t give a sh1t”.

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          • visibly shaken says:

            christian america carpet bombing muslims for persecuting christians

            brings a tear of joy to my eye.

            if the english took the same approach it would be racist.

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          • concrete pump says:

            Personally, I’d rather live in a world with 4be2’s than one with muslims.

            I’m an atheist.

            Does that clear things up..?

            Dickhead.

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          • @cp

            You are the man for a sharp and concise put-down.

            How do you break through BW’s mega-thick skull to tell him he is a сunt?

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            personally i rather live in a world without the muzzies and izzies – and their religious claptrap – they both deserve each other.

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          • ShlomoZapper says:

            You are an ignorant twat, Concrete Pump. The Shlomos consider Goy as their donkeys.
            Google Ovadia Yosef and Tal mud tidbits and smell the Coffee.

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        As stated above Regev’s – ‘accent / dialect’ places him as a South African nasty piece of business.

        Where’s Rifkind – calling for arms selling restraint … Two-faced, fork-tongued Israeli Firster?

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    George Galloway says:

    40,000 Kurds stranded on a mountain as ISIS jihadis threaten death. http://gu.com/p/4vvyx Yazidi Kurdish women being used as sex slaves.

    May we have a comment please ,Baroness Warsi?

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  38. 89
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

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  39. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Typicall woman,total hysteria

    Anybody know of any mens bottoms that need sniffing?

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  40. 95
    The public says:

    Israel – return to your pre-1967 borders and then we might think a bit more of you.

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  41. 96

    Cameron’s next Muslim woman to be more stereotypical

    THE next Muslim woman appointed to the government will wear the veil and walk four steps behind the prime minister.

    David Cameron said he was surprised at Baroness Warsi’s resignation over the Israeli bombardment of Gaza, as he had not given her permission to speak, let alone write a letter.

    A Downing Street spokesman said: “We desperately want a Muslim lady in the government – it’s very now – but the next one will have to be full burkha.

    “She can come to meetings and sit in the corner. If she disagrees with something she can always move her eyes quickly from side to side. Or perhaps she could do a little feminine cough.”

    The spokesman added: “We’ve asked the Saudis if they can recommend anyone. We could give them 10 per cent off a tank, or something.”

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    Ghost of Count Bern'adotte says:

    I saved thousands from the g’as chambers but Z’ionist terrorists assassinated me.

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  43. 110

    Just like the yes campaign then

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  44. 112
    nell. says:

    Thousands of christian Iraqis are dying in Iraq persecuted by uneducated isis terrorists. Is it reasonable for us to be discussing football whilst this massacre is underway?!!! .

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  45. 122
    Mark Regev says:

    Seeing as we’ve already estalished how f’cking stupid you Brits are, do you think we could have a few more of your worthless passports to carry out some hits? I mean, if it’s not a zio’nist document then it’s a worthless piece of sh1t, right?

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    • 136
      Laugh now as later on the smiles could be tears says:

      Even America is changing from being what’s left of a European type country to being South American with all the immigrants pouring in with Ubumma and his lefty loons in charge, don’t get cocky as even Britain and Europe is changing from being European countries to Middle Eastern countries and times and idea’s change, we are going in to darkness and it won’t be superbugs or E Bola that will kill us .

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  46. 125
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Usage of those graphs is a breach of LibDem copyright.

    We are the masters of dodgy bar charts !!

    ‘Winning here’ is our trademark.

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    • 140
      ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

      Also, don’t forget ‘ It’s a two horse race here ‘.

      Then the LibDems come in fourth. Wooooooooooops !

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  47. 131
    Anonymous says:

    These Cleggonian style charts are very popular in Doncaster where the l/d’s are still groping with solutions to their problems.

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  48. 138

    Baz, dust down that nuke wud’ya
    Time to drop one for old Dubya
    Now finish the bastards off Barack
    In that sandy shithole called I-Raq

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    Channel4 Kangaroo Court says:

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  50. 157
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What the matter with EUPET – summit got yeur GOAT …..

    Ah Di Dums. Twas the Ukr’s who shot it down.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Kurdish sources are reporting multiple night air strikes against ISIS targets in the north. Now that surely isn’t the Iraqis.

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      non taxable pikey says:

      Remember, you read it here first. The MSM might pick up on it today, the Telegraph in a weeks time.

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  52. 160
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    On your Marks Guido – Tobiased Deadwood (military Mong) said to have raised concerns 2 weeks ago?

    Yours
    Sceptical of those utterings.

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    Ah! Boo..that'll cost you £35 quid says:

    A man who pretended to be a ghost while behaving in a “rowdy” way in a cemetery has been fined.

    Anthony Stallard of Southsea, Hampshire, has been ordered to pay £35 after throwing his arms in the air and shouting: “Woooooo.”

    Portsmouth Magistrates’ Court heard that Stallard had been out drinking with friends when they went to Portsmouth’s Kingston Cemetery where they played football.

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    • 221
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Lol, never realized that putting your arms up in the air and shouting Whooo! is now subject to a £35 fine.

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  54. 171
    And now says:

    Trevor McDonald’s daughter reading the News on ITV

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      Fred the pensioner says:

      … and yet another dark hued foreigner with an unpronounceable name appears on Sky. WTF do the find these people?

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  55. 172
    And now says:

    Who’s going to feed George if his dad gives his salary to charity FFS.

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  56. 175
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    C4 News reporting, all based on “seems”, “appears”, and “allegedly”. Guru-Murthy on C4 tonight was using all three has factual. Just how low are C4 prepared to sink to try and get a story, in fact why do they bother?

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  57. 176
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Who is the twat hosting Newsnight? He is on about high payments made to government consultants. Surely Newsnight should start at the BBC first.

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  58. 183
    Matthew Anaconda says:

    “Israel is bigger than Gaza and the West Bank, but it is smaller than almost everywhere else. Less than a century old, it is a democracy surrounded by hostile nations and under permanent attack by terrorists who wish to see it wiped from the surface of the Earth. What is a “proportionate” response to a hydra-like enemy who sees the Final Solution as work in progress? All terrorism aimed at Israel is genocidal in spirit. What would a “proportionate” response to that ambition look like?”

    It would be interesting to see what Isreal could achieve standing on it’s own two feet.
    As someone far cleverer than me said recently: “How many meat-free Tivali sausages to do need to sell to build up a war-machine the size of Isreal’s?”

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  59. 193
    King Billy says:

    Well done Super Ally. Up the Gers.

    “Up the Falls,
    Derry’s Walls,
    We Will Follow On”

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  60. 198
    Vacancy at the White House says:

    The refusal of the Lancashire police to deal effectively with the disgusting hordes of “religion of peace” demonstrators in King Street Manchester (trying to destroy an Israeli shop) is all of a piece with refusal by the same police force to take any action against the “religion of peace” child abusers, rapists, in Rochdale and all the other towns.

    What part of “appeasement doesn’t work” don’t they understand? The more they kowtow to them the more lawless they become, even at this very late hour surely someone of them must be able to wake up.

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  61. 205
    A complete Dog's dinner says:

    Well the EU and Obama have totally fucked up relations with Russia just as the wise few said they would. Fucking amateurs. Why the fuck are we a member of this tin pot organisation?

    And you can fuck off too Pro EU troll

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      To hell in a Handcart says:

      The decadent West has turned Gay, that’s the problem. The lefties these days have abandoned ban the bomb and are full on drop the bomb.

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  62. 207
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

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  63. 209
    Ippikin says:

    ?

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  64. 214
    Guy News Room says:

    Breaking: The Pentagon has confirmed that a humanitarian air drop by the U.S. has begun tonight in Northern Iraq.

    Included in the air drop are Baroness Warsi, George Galloway and David Ward.

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    • 217
      Ippikin says:

      I presume we allowed them to land here en route on a mission of rendition, which enabled the ungodly trio to be removed from our soil.
      Pity we couldn’t have done the same for Abu Hams et al.

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    • 218
      Tachybaptus says:

      You’d have to boil them for hours before they were edible, and even then they’d taste vile.

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    • 225
      President sets a Precedent says:

      So who the fuck appointed Obama as a policeman, judge and executioner?

      Is he now going to bomb every trouble spot in the world and administer the death penalty on all those he believes are guilty without a trial?

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      • 227
        Gadfly says:

        Lefties are nothing but trouble and the Guardian will back Obama to the hilt. They do not restrain from killing in pursuit of their cause. I notice they never approve of capital punishment unless it is someone they hate, then it becomes OK and the right thing to do, hence Saddam and the noose.

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    • 226
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      I heard Putin has banned vegetables (and fruits).

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  65. 231

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 237
      Laugh now as later on the smiles could be tears says:

      Oh! it’s not supposed to go Russia’s way, it’s supposed to go the EU and USA’s way, what’s happening, Russia’s has stopped spending on food from the EU, what next, winter to be a little colder in the EU as Russia reroutes gas supplies to the East and oil yet again goes sky high per barrel, I don’t suppose the idiots in the EU care or understand wars on two sides, time for Britain to pull back from Armageddon and let the EU destroy the other 20 odd countries, while we are at it isn’t it time to send Bliar and Liebour to the International courts after all Iraq is a problem they created.

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      • 243

        Check my Twitter TL for the full SP on trade war – called it a while back (posted this blog also).

        Good to see MSM finally worken up. This is not going R’ussia’s way either.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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      • 245
        Putin's Regime Murders Journalists and Dissidents says:

        Well if they want to play that game, Russia can go F themselves. You don’t really think the EU can’t replace Russian energy supplies do you?

        I suggest we ratchet up the sanctions against Russia.

        Personally I’ve had about as much of Putin as I can take. He needs a good kick in the b***s.

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  66. 232

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  67. 233

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  68. 234
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I, and my dead-Reg, used to quite enjoy the Test Matches, dear. Cricket is a harmless sport played by gentlemen.
    Why ever did they ban it?

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    • 236
      botty arse says:

      Cricket stills exists but has become a minority sport that is broadcast on a minority TV channel.
      Roughly one-tenth of those people that used to view Test Matches live regularly, now pay hundreds of times more for the privilege of having their enjoyment of leather on willow butchered by the commercial breaks.
      Like you, I haven’t seen a Test Match on TV in nearly ten years, Elsie. Cricket is definitely still being played. I caught some on Radio 5, once.
      Murdoch is a crook that has it’s greasy finger on everyone’s anus.

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    • 239
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Something to do with silly mid-off (no offense!), many’s the time I have wished I was like Reg, soon be over.

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  69. 266
    non taxable pikey says:

    he ceasefire has just run out in Israel. 2 hours previously 2 rockets were fired from Gaza, violating the ceasefire agreement.

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  70. 277
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Friends of Israel = Enemies of UK.

    A foreign self-interest group trying to influence UK policy.

    Do you think there is a Likud Friends of UK, or even a Democrats Friends of UK shaping those countries’ foreign policy?!

    Foreign self-interest group working against UK national interests – and against the UK elecrorate. Hence the disconnect between the politicians and the average person on the street over the Gaza atrocities.

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  71. 285
    Anonymous says:

    “Outstanding Contribution to Statistical Excellence”
    You(se can’t) do the math?

    Like


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