August 6th, 2014

Walking in the Air (Of Superiority)

Meet Aled Jones, 20 year-old namesake of your mum’s favourite Welsh ex-choirboy and star of this pre-election Labour campaign video:

Aled shares the heart-warming story of his humble beginnings, how he grew up on his family’s sheep farm in rural Wales, and why “I’m Labour because I believe in a society where no one falls behind”. But Aled’s meek backstory isn’t all it seems.

What Labour don’t tell us is their new poster boy is actually a law student at Oxford, co-chair of Oxford University Labour Club and former intern for several Labour politicians. Presumably his commitment to “a society where wealth doesn’t just trickle down from the top” stems from his experience working for Shell oil company and Magic Circle law firm Slaughter and May. And, like any aspiring socialist, he also has a penchant for champagne and white tie:

The revolution is safe in Aled’s hands…


  1. 1
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Bloody Bollinger Club

  2. 2
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Was this another one of Jimmy’s brilliant plans?

  3. 3
    BBC says:

    We will get him on every programme possible. Our new Owen Jones. Ticks many boxes.

  4. 4
    Labour's mask is slippping says:

    Once again Labour’s communication attempts unravel within minutes.

    Labour’s mask is slippping and we can see they are a privileged cabal of Oxbridge lawyers and Westminster careerists.

  5. 5
    David says:

    Same old labour there as posh as we are the only difference is they won’t admit it

  6. 6
    concrete pump says:


  7. 7
    SS says:

    Another lying labour Hunt.
    What a surprise, never have guessed.

  8. 8

    Meanwhile, in another part of a Galaxy far far to the left…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  9. 9
    Fixed that for you says:

    “I’m Labour because I believe in a society where no one falls behind”

    translation: “Labour want to stop people getting ahead”

  10. 10
    Phucumall says:

    Such a Monk De’ Wally De Honk and an Oik to boot

  11. 11
    Fishy says:

    The divisive Miliband would recognise ‘ONE NATION’ if it got up and bit him.

    Like most things, the notion is yet another thing the idiot has stolen

  12. 12
    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    A champagne-quaffing Oxford elitist who spends his spare time working at a city law firm?

    New Labour’s alive and well.

  13. 13
    elliemae9 says:

    Thanks for that, I thought “that’s an oxymoron if ever I saw one”

  14. 14
    Roger the sheep says:

    I see that he has a new love, but there isn’t anything more perverse than a love of socialism.

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    Spliffy Wedgwood Benn says:

    “I say, old bean, as a horny handed son of toil myself I believe it is like you know important that you know nobody is left behind. When my friends and I went on holiday to Monte Carlo it wasn’t until daddy’s yacht docked that we realised Flippo, Dickie and Sardina had been left behind in Dubai. Silly sausages had to charter a jet, which is like you know a pretty awful way to have to get to Monaco.”

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Aled Jones, another labourite that has a face that is just asking to be punched hard.

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    Back1woodsman says:

    Good spot Fawkes! Fark, they really must believe the population are dim.
    I bet the five thousand journalists employed by the bbc to fearlessly and impartially spot this sort of attempt to mislead the public, are gutted by you beating them to the story !

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    native north american in shaggy sheep story says:

    sheep lie!

  19. 19
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Vote Liebour and become a member of Liebour only for the rich and privileged champagne drinking fops, no scum allowed, parachutes will be provided where the scum will vote for a turd with a red rosette.

  20. 20
    The BBC PR Dept says:


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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He sounds uncannily like Tony Blarr. He’s that kinda guy.

  22. 22
    Sayonara Warsi says:


    I was going to do loads of interviews today. About the evil Tory party.
    good media exposure before i join Labour.

    But the TV companies and radio stations have been cancelling me all day.

    “Sorry Sayonara, luv..We need Boris quotes today! No one cares about Gaza today..Give you a call in the new year..stay in touch with yourself”


  23. 23
    Aled Jones says:

    I say, where is my man servant Ummuna. Just where has the fellow sloped off.

  24. 24
    The BBC PR Dept says:

    Careful, he looks metrosexual, although the totty in the pic suggests he isn’t gay…could fill in with that Rowan Atkinson impersonation though.

  25. 25
    Cynic says:

    But I do care for the little people ….without them who will polish my shoes and muck out the stables …my family has been employing them for genrations

  26. 26
    Koba says:

    He looks like he could be a lovechild of Blair

  27. 27
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Not too bad. The heliport to heliport from Nice is only 15 minutes.
    And only a couple of hundred quid.

  28. 28
    Len McCluskey says:

    To: David Alexrod
    Subject: Labour PR

    Pull yer bloody finger out!



  29. 29
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    I clicked “Play” on the You Tube thingy and heard this young fellow talk a load of twaddle. How exactly does wealth come up from underneath?

  30. 30
    Caligula says:

    Did he say Labour wanted to see wealth coming up from the bottom?

    Are they planning to rob the poor so that millionaire brothers can divide up their Marxist daddy’s fortune?

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    Owen Jones says:

    I like the cut of your jib young fellah. Care for some Bolli?

  32. 32
    RomaBert... says:

    Another use and abuse the working classes :) Pip,pip!

  33. 33
    Chris Bryant says:

    Mmm Mm mm mm mm mm mmm

  34. 34
    RomaBert... says:

    Pip, pip hooray :)

  35. 35
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these ellycoppers flocking from?

    You know me, I’m Labour through and through. They never let you down apart from the times they always let you down.

  36. 36
    RomaBert... says:


    Shame they do not mention the moose on moose killings and slaughter all over North Africa and the Middle East :)

  37. 37
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Be quiet you biggoty women.

  38. 38
    Tom Jones says:

    It’s not unusual to quaff a bottle or two.

  39. 39
    MUMSNET says:

    Yellow card Mr Quango!

  40. 40
    Sesachili says:

    Foot and mouth was a really difficult time for this area, which he remembers with affection since he was 6 at the time. Seems he hasn’t lost the habit of putting his foot in his mouth 14 years later.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Labour are going to rob pensions, the dead and carry on squeezing the motorist until we all get a bike or the roads are so full of street furniture and 20mph road signs that only cyclists can use the roads

  42. 42
    Gillian Duffy says:

    It broke my heart when Gordon called me a big gutted woman. I’d spent a fortune on that Slim Fast stuff anor.

  43. 43
    I used to vote for Labour but I grew up. says:

    I was wondering about that. “Where no one falls behind”. What about useless lazy chav scum who fall behind through their own stupidity? I’ve known a few of those. So according to Labour, we’re all supposed to stop and wait for them to (never) catch up?


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    Anonymous says:
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    Bill Quango MP says:

    If i follow the two Ed’s proposals it seems that the

    predator producer proposes perfect provision providing people predistribute proper performance pay.

    And then the wealth just sort of bubbles up out the bath plughole.

    or something…

  46. 46
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Will Aled Jones traverse seamlessly from the BBC Question Time audience to the panel?

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:
  48. 48

    On topic Tweet du jour:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    still walking into darkness says:

    He’s got private school background written all over him.

    So his parents both had jobs on the State and they owned a farm, they must have really suffered through foot and mouth when he’d have been about 9 years old.

    What sort of pratt takes a photo of themselves joining a party

    God help us all

  50. 50
    Diane Abbott says:


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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Hey Jimmy!

    Are you one of the champagne drinking, landed gentry socialists like this tool or are you one of the useful idiots that they rely on?

  52. 52
    nell.. says:

    I reckon Jimmy looks like that hunt McPangloss. Jimmy’s busy on damage limitation today following the Boris Bombshell.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    You’re getting desperate, Greedo.

    Just face it – your Tory mates are gonna lose because all decent people hate the bastards.

  54. 54
    concrete pump says:

    What a fucking tool.

  55. 55
    Chris Bryant says:

    I’ll help widen his political circle.

  56. 56
    Eric Schön says:

    Diamond and gold mines?

  57. 57
    Valleys Accents 'R' Us says:

    Christ on a bike!!…this guy has no trace of any type of Welsh accent at all…is he an extra from Made in Chelsea…?

    My suggestion to Aled is pop down to a local rugby club in the Valleys and listen to how they speak…or employ an voice coach so that you may at least sound a little bit Welsh eh butty!

    Foot and Mouth…more like Plum in Mouth.

    My hope for Britain is that plummy sounding Oxbridge Leftoids don’t try and speak for the rest of us in Wales.

    By the way…I’m a UKIP voter butty bach!

  58. 58
    Dorkass says:

    Falls behind what? The sofa? The mortgage repayment schedule? Miliband’s back?

    Vote Liebore – our insinuations are more vacant!!!

  59. 59
    Aled 'Not That One' Jones says:

    “The great flatulence outbreak of 2008 was an awful time around here and it was only the community that kept things going. The Tory Party are only interested in dark satanic masses, eating babies and making money from the evil Pot Noodle trade so I decided to join the Labour Party. I very nearly wet myself my membership card arrived and it had a picture of my political hero Patricia, err I mean Steve, err no um Margaret Hodge on it.”

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    Will says:

    Foot and mouth in many areas was the biggest earner that many farmers had for years . I now that foot and mouth managed to cross the country despite quarantine as some people helped it to spear as the compo was higher than the animals were worth alive. I feel sorry for the farmers who lost thier prize cattle due to this.

  61. 61
    Decent People says:

    ..all decent people hate socialist parasite bastards.

    fixed it for you.

  62. 62
    Jimmy says:

    Useful idiot but really busy today with this Boris thing. Will try and post later X

  63. 63
    nell. says:

    +sigh+ you’re still pinching other people’s monikers. I think you need a weekend away on one of those ‘find your inner self’ courses , to give you the confidence to express your views under your own moniker.

  64. 64
    Owen Jones - people's poet. says:

    I think I’ve just cum.

    Or spilled my ribena

    one or the other.

  65. 65

    Ask the young lady in the photo to meet me at the Stranglers at 2

  66. 66
    Margaret "Dodger" Hodge says:

    If Alex looks very hard at my picture, he’ll notice that he can’t see my £18million trust fund on it.

    Because it’s hidden offshore, where the taxman can’t get it.

    Tee hee he he heeee!

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    Neil Down says:

    Why do we still find this surprising? If you hang around with a bunch of 20 year old privileged Oxbridge students, you’ll find more committed socialists among them than you would a bunch of 20 year old working class lads. Socialism is the hobby of the trendy and disaffected rich. The working class has seen what it’s done to their communities and don’t want it.

  68. 68
    nell. says:

    you forgot about hattyharpic’s plan for taxing the squeezed middle

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:


  70. 70
    @help says:

    “I’m Labour because I believe in a society where no one falls behind”

    If no one falls behind then we are all in front. If we are all in front and there is no behind then I’m confused.

  71. 71
    Aled 'Not That One' Jones says:

    Why the hell do you think you’re my hero Margaret?

  72. 72
    Rupert says:

    Another poofy voiced little fairy. And we all know what goes on at sheep farms

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    nell. says:


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    Living Sufficiently Far Away from the Love of the Common People says:

    Pip pip, up the revolution and back to my castle for a quick sniffster before dinner.

  76. 76
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The trouble is, 95% of the population really is that dim.

  77. 77
    Laurie Penny says:

    I and all other women – #YESALLWOMEN – have been violated by that image.

  78. 78
    Cynic says:

    But it cost mummy and daddy thousands to help me lose the welsh accent

  79. 79
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Why do you put up with it then?

    Is Ukip not the only party that represents the real working class and their beliefs today?

  80. 80
    Jimmy says:

    I believe he also owns a pair of shoes. The hypocrite!

  81. 81
    Hilarious Benn says:

    If there’s one thing worse than a posh twat, it’s a socialist posh twat.

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    Working Class says:


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    Alright Cocker says:

    It’s lucky he doesn’t want to live like common people because he’d certainly be beaten to a pulp if he turned up in any working men’s club.

  84. 84
    Shawn Sheep says:

    I’m shit scared of Aled and I have the video to prove it.

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    watch this space, lizard fans says:

    I’m claiming Space Geckos for the name of my next band.

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    Not In My Name says:

    A world where nobody falls behind. Or is that one where nobody gets ahead?

    (Apart from privileged Labour lawyer types and Red Princes of course)

  87. 87
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Considering his Twot is dated “03 Jan” – that went well, didn’t it!

    Silly little nark.

  88. 88
    Clement Attlee's grave says:

    ((Whirring noise, as if something was spinning very fast.))

  89. 89
    Vern says:

    Equality of Opportunity = Fair
    Equality of Outcome = Failure

  90. 90
    Hon. Flick Wedgwood Benn says:

    Stole a pair of shoes, you mean.

    All property is theft, you know.

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    nell. says:

    I think you need a weekend away from the computer love +lol+

  92. 92
    Vern says:

    You can’t say “sloped”, the tolerant liberals at the Guardian don’t permit it.

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    Radical realist! says:

    No doubt the Labour HQ militia will spin this as fine. A working class boy come good, just like Ed Miliband. They will say that to have a go at the poor lad because he’s aspired to great things is the worst inverted snobbery and were it to be reversed and an plumber became Tory and Daily Mail had a go then there would be hell to pay for any mocking Labour people!

    The rotten thing about socialism is they readily and gladly scream against anything that can be perceived as luxury or better, yet they themselves will fall over themselves to get that luxury. Those that do and still moan are just hypocrites like Miliband and Owen Jones. Those that never get it want to make sure nobody else can get it until they can!

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    He will do well telling the poor people how they must live their lives

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    nell. says:

    Panhandle :) Lovely

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    Louis from London says:

    Injunction already? Oy vey and he’s not even been selected for a seat yet. Looks like there is heaps of fun ahead for those who read this forum.

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    Aled 'Not That One' Jones says:

    “When I grow up I want to be just like Ed Miliband and avoid paying inheritance tax. That’s why the wealth should come up from below so get bloody working peasants.”

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    or are you one of....those says:

    You’ll be voting UKIP then.

  99. 99
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Don’t forget the hill farm subsidies, they helped!

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    Vote Tory says:

    Ye! Well done my friend. You have summed up for me the entire argument anyone could ever possibly need to vote Tory. Having attended both Labour and Tory conferences in a professional capacity I might say that you will meet far more plumbers and factory workers and hear much less talk of money at the Tories than at Labour!

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    Get orff moi land! says:

    A pair of shoes and 10,000 acres.

  102. 102
    Louis from London says:

    Will his priority be to seek the Independence of Wales from the cess pit of England?

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    Spartacus says:

    So he is at university and his experience so far is a sinecure summer job.

    With that experience, now all he needs is to claim he is from the North of Scotland; become an alcoholic; and lead the liberal democrat party

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Standards have clearly fallen at Slaughters; when I was there they didn’t employ socialists

  105. 105
    Pedant, The First says:

    Yes but they will keep voting for those pretty red rosettes.. “‘cos that’s how our family has always voted!”

    They most of all deserve the benefit and cultural diversity washed in by Labour’s open borders.

  106. 106
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Harpic and Bryant left me behind at Wimbledon. I couldn’t get into the Royal Box.

  107. 107
    táxpáyér says:

    LibLabCon making sure no rent-seeker falls into negative equity speculating on land.

  108. 108
    Jack Jones says:

    On the love boat

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    looking at linkedin he was a charity trustee at the age of 16. Is that even legal?

  110. 110
    táxpáyér says:

    Equality of Outcome = Everyone forced to fail.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Deleting and hiding your stuff now?

  112. 112
    táxpáyér says:

    and kept in that state (literally) by the state creché system and AlBBC.

  113. 113
    What and Who am I and Why says:

    I’m a fisherman cause I was brought up twenty miles from the sea.

    I’m working class cause I recieve money for getting out of the house

    I’m a member of the Rolling Stones cause I’ve got some of their LPs on my iPod

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Pathetically weak response Jimmy.

    Is that the best you’ve got? It must burn you inside to see stuff like this happen. How long will you continue to be a useful idiot to chumps like this before you see the light? Twats like this don’t care about little people like you so why out up with it?

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    concrete pump says:

    Jimmy’s the anal fistula of political comment.

    Infected and shit filled.

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    Aled Jones says:

    Sheep Shagger

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    Billericay Normy says:

    I must be one of the Beverly Sisters – I once shagged a woman named Beverly.

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    Vern says:

    Yes, but mine was pithier. :-)

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Here is at #Eastleigh ̶#̶W̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶

  122. 122
    táxpáyér says:

    You’d think MSM narrativism was more about being good national socialists and hating zejeews than reporting yuman wights violations.

  123. 123
    táxpáyér says:

    No, gold and diamonds are stores of wealth.

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    The British ruling class says:

    We run the House of Commons, we run the BBC
    We cover up for nonces, whether DJs or MPs
    We run the Civil Service, we run the NHS
    We starved your grandad at Mid Staffs, lying in his mess
    We run the British Army, we run your town’s police
    We don’t let you insult Islam while we bomb the Middle East
    We run the banks that rob you and we run the charities
    We are the British ruling class and we keep you on your kees

  125. 125
    RSCPA says:

    Can we prosecute this man for cruelty towards animals, that sheep buggery to you.

  126. 126
    táxpáyér says:

    First Link has a “guru meditation”… Obviously a fan of the Commodore Amiga wrote that hosting-platform.

  127. 127
    táxpáyér says:

    I thought lab party was against hate?

    The usual Freudian Projection?

  128. 128
    táxpáyér says:

    akin to marxist paradise North Korea?

  129. 129
    Labour are shit! says:

    I agree. I too have been to Labour and Tory conferences (as a member!) and I think it interesting that you rarely hear prejudice, spite, hatred or talk of money at Tory ones!

  130. 130
    Andrew K says:

    Oh dear – he seems to have taken his LinkedIn profile down.

  131. 131
    Alf says:

    I’m a Northern lad ‘cos I’m under-age and I’ve seen the road sign TO THE NORTH.

  132. 132
    Yuck says:

    These socialist hypocritical slime will sell you into slavery and sell your rights down the river. Labour treat us all like we are too thick to breathe.

  133. 133
    Orange Peeler says:

    Stop taking the pith

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    His Twitter description says he’s “Working on Labour’s Victims’ Taskforce.” Is he:

    a) a double agent


    b) very confused?

    Either way, there’s an awful lot of Labour’s victims out there. Lad’ll be kept busy for a while.

  135. 135
    Mornington Crescent says:

    You must be desperate. Christ, I’ve got bigger ones than her.

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    BongLordxxx420 says:

    Tbf rate the guy styl #holdtytAled #LegaliseIt #SocialiseIt

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    Aled Box No:1445 says:

    WLTM broad minded sheep in my area preferably shaved.
    Also quite adventurous but nothing too kinky.

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    It is all lies says:

    Show me one party that believes/works toward equality of opportunity and I’ll give you a a fly pig.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed but whose idea was mas immigration?

  141. 141
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Judging by the colour of his pants he managed to get his red flag mixed into his whites.

  142. 142
    táxpáyér says:

    Video: Hamas Fires Rocket from Densely Populated Civilian Neighborhood

    ALSO Israeli officials say the man taken into custody for the kidnapping and murder of three Israeli teens (a brutal act that contributed to the onset of this war) has admitted that he was operating under orders of, and with funding from, Hamas in Gaza. Also, a French reporter exposed another Hamas rocket launch site nestled in a civilian neighborhood, nearby a hotel, and “right next to” a United Nations facility. Even more confirmation of what Israel has been saying all along

  143. 143
    Owen Jones says:

    Note my name is Owen Jones not Aled Jones. I’m the one who’s written a book. And a very good book it was.

  144. 144
    bergen says:

    I know they’re favourites to win next year but I can’t help thinking that they’re organised more like Foot’s supporters than Mandelson’s New Labour war-room.

  145. 145
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    The poor dear must be upset.

    Shame he can’t play the race/gay/religious/ethnic/gender card and get someone arrested and locked up.

  146. 146
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    You mean cottage surely?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:


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    PIG IN A TRILBY says:

    I know his brother !

    Aled Carpets

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    So, he wants a society where nobody falls behind, so long as he retains his place in comfort at the top of it, and holds back anyone else from bettering themselves, so that they can be squeezed until their pips squeek to subsidise others who are too lazy and feckless to stop themselves from falling behind.

    So he’s yet another typical bloody useless champaigne socialist.

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    Fellow Labour Gay Boy says:

    He’s said he doesn’t like falling behind. And yours is looking a little tired these days. His, on the other hand is quite perky.

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    Oh, really? says:

    Another fake socialist on the make.

  152. 152

    Another champagne socialist. He will fit right in

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    BBC says:

    But does he take it up the bum?

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    What that Hamas are bloodthirsty child-slaughtering evil b’stards who genuinely idolise A. H itler?

    Yeah we who do not rely on the BBC for our news already know that.

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    Anonymous says:

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    England,,,the ferd world cess-pit, where TB has returned says:

    I fucking opes so i does

    I fucking ate the welshists more than the fucken scotchists i does

    And those norfern oirish fucks,,,dont get me started

    ferd world fucks

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    Caption Comp says:

    Windows licker

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    Sorry, but I don't know who 'they'are in my post says:

    It really does show the contempt in which they hold the populace.
    It also shows how totally thick they are.
    It demonstrably shows them to be absolute pricks.

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    He would appear to be a bit of a prick with ears.

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    BBC Thought Police says:

    That’s not racist at all, in fact people who write such articles and repost and link to them are the true racists as we all know.


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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Of course you are not meant to stop and wait. labour will steal even more of your money and give it to them to ensure they get ahead of you. They will (again) have a better standard of living on the dole than most people who work full time can afford. Just like the last time Labour were in power.

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    BBC Bum Boys says:


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    Hairy Coal says:

    Oh– so YOU know whether his jib’s been cut or not, OJ?
    DO tell…

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Another private schooled posh twat trying to sound like one of the oiks you mean? Oh how frustrating it must be for them that we working classes refuse to know our place and simply submit to the labour leaderships desire to controll all of our lives for us.

    Spare us their uselessness.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Yes, But the problem is that it seems that failure “just happens” rather than it’s actively planned for and inflicted on people by the bureaucracy.

  167. 167
    Jack Dromey MP says:

    Once you’ve had black you’ll never go back.

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    Rampant Homo says:

    Being unconscious on a train is a sign a fella is up for bumfun.
    Well it is in my book anyway.

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    ALL socialists are useless ‘champagne’ or otherwise!

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    Cockney Sparrow says:

    Same thing happened to us when you buggers took over.

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    If you consider him to be ‘posh’ then god help you.

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    Juan Kerr says:

    Looks like OULC hasn’t changed since my first and last visit.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Well since Israel have been incredibly efficient at obtaining their military objective of destroying those terrorist tunnels and have pulled out of Gaza, the BBC no longer have a fresh supply of Hamas dead to blame on Israel. The dead bodies killed by Hamas are not appropriate to show, because it would force the BBC demographic to fire a few neurons and think for a change and realise that Hamas is the cause of the high death toll.

    I mean, think about it. over 4000 Israeli missiles fired into Gaza and about 1800 dead? Firing those missiles into such overcrowded and denseley populated areas, SHOULD have a death toll in excess of 10 per missile. especially since Hamas had been herding women and kids into the path of known targets, placing them in and on buildings which were imminently to be destroyed Less than one death for every 4 missiles shows incredible restraint and a very very high level of detail given to avoiding civilian casualties as possible.

    And yet useless idiots still claim Israel is committing genocide… What sort of genocide allows the target population to INCREASE as the Gaza population has?

    Only one side in that conflict as a very strong desire to commit genocide, and it is NOT Israel.

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    Lord Haw Haw of Tel Aviv says:

    Hamas fighters revealed to have gone into Poland in 1939 alongside SS units

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    In my home county Foot and Mouth was devastating. I know three farmers who killed themselves. It might have been a nice little earner in some areas, but it wasn’t in Cumbria. There are farmers here who are still haunted by the way that disease was incompetently handled and the corruption and abuse that was suffered.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Well there is one thing I can thank Israel for. Their stand against vile baby killing terrorists in Gaza has so insensed the liberal lefties that they are now tweeting images of a person praying for Hit ler to be reincarnated to finish the “final solution” he started.

    It has shown the vile, hate-filled “anti-hate-speech” lefty retards for what they are.

    When they can scream at UKIP calling them Naz i racists in one breath, yet pray for the return of the third reichs in the next breath, it shows clearly what utter hate filled, vile, violent loving pricks the lefties are.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Try telling us what it is instead of just spamming and someone might be tempted to click on it. As you clearly can’t even be arsed to do that I can’t be arsed to click.

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    Some Guy says:

    Family would get their farm funded by the EU. They probably have a couple of wind turbines too for some extra subsidies and to piss off the locals.

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    Aled Jones says:

    Please visit my web shite:

    I am also Chairman of Corpus Christi boating club.

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    Owhine Jones says:

    Aled isn’t a Tory so all of this is racist, sexist, and will be ignored by the BBC.

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    Nigel Moleswoth says:

    What is this country coming to? HOW did he pass an interview into Oxford?
    The chap can’t even communicate in English!

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    He’s hiding his posh accent as best he can. He certainly does not sound anything like any Welsh farmer I know. Also no Farmer I know would ever say, “Here are some of the sheep in action” His parents are not real farmers. real sheep farmers do not have time to work as police officers and council workers.

    They are all state funded lefties. All the farmers I know work their farms up to 20 hours a day. I am guessing that his father is not a constable, but a commissioner, and his mother is probably a chief executive at the council, both on six figure salaries and they bought a farm from a relative (“It’s been in the family for a number of generations”) to “escape to the country” and only farm part time as a hobby.

    There is so much about that video that just does not ring true at all.

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    Anonymous says:

    Less than one death every 2 missiles, or 0.45 deaths per missile.

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    Thatcherite says:

    A chemical reaction to all the piss no doubt.

  185. 185
    Monkey Boy says:

    What a C*U**NT!

  186. 186
    Gidders says:

    Oink Oink, Boris is a bastard.

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    Django says:

    Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, a chip on his shoulder and his thumb up his arse!

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    Unbalanced Views says:

    He’ll go far, his sort always do

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    Graham Swift says:

    Another shit brained useless little runt. Ideal candidate for the sheep shagging dimwit Welsh prices who previously vote for the likes of Neil and Glenys Kinloch, orange boy scrounger Peter Haine. Quite clear why there should be a definite age limit to protect us from champagne swilling fucking scumbags like this juvenile parasitic useless Hunt , still in his nappies.

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    Bonar Law says:

    Guido, I think you mean “co-CHAIRMAN” of Oxford University Labour Club, not “co-chair”. “Chair” is politically correct claptrap.

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    The Growler says:

    John Deere tractor £40/50K to buy, the land looks like a mixture of arable and sheep farming and may be beef or milk cattle.

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Not Hamas and not Poland 1939, but this lot in Yugoslavia.

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    Aled J says:

    I don’t like the way things are going. I’ve deleted my LinkedIn profile as HQ asked. There are a lot of references to Owen. I must ask them whether I should get a Beard.

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    Pewty says:

    Indeed, and they say satire is dead.

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    Graham Swift says:

    Note that the juvenile prices Owen Jones and Alex Jones have one thing in common. Gayboy Owen and sheepshagger Ales are both products of Oxford University , home for the privilegentia. Milicretin’s Liebour party , the party for the working class, stuffed full of O’brien useless crap like Balls, Cooper, Harman, Andy ‘ Shipman ‘ Burnham, The Hon Tristan Hunt , etc etc. And they now want two more ineffectual useless morons to join them. Unbelievable.

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    Graham Swift says:

    Oxbridge crap. Bloody predictive spelling !

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    Lord Snooty says:

    I say chaps this being the new face of Labour is a bit of a lark, don’t y’know!

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    cured lefty says:

    How much did his parents bribe labour? What an out of touch bag of wind piss and shit!

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    The two Muppets says:

    Just another Labour hypocrite .

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    Fuck 'em all says:

    He can fuck off as well.

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    Effed Off says:

    No more Tory toffs erm Liebour toffs, erm…

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    Jesus says:

    No, Kinnock was unbelievable, Milliband was hard to believe and now this shower of shit is just what you’d expect to float to the top in a few years time

  203. 203
    Jesus says:

    I vote with my dick and thanks to the pretty ginger girl my dick is swinging to Labour.

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    Rupert Sebastian Peregrine Walsingham-Urquarhart III says:

    These left wing twots continue to patronize the working class. Their only mission is to bring everyone down to the same level through tax and spend. No focus on access and affordability to Oxford/Cambridge.

    Come round where I live and you’ll get used as a bog brush you fool.

    How can somebody like this know what a normal life is? It’d be like putting Prince Charles into parliament.

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    Flossy Fondler says:

    they told me they like it. Baaa means yes.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    If it looks like a cnut, and talks like a cnut, it IS a cnut!

    Vote UKIP!

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    Cinna says:

    He’s and ugly f’cker as well. But I’d give her one.

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    Bloke says:

    His old man is a copper, his mum ‘works’ for the Council. Public sector spongers then. Plus they own a farm, which sucks in more public subsidies. No wonder he’s a Socialist, rhotacistic creep.

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    Bloke says:

    Good on you,VARUS

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    Israelis fire nuclear warheads at Cotswold UK refugee camps holding ilegal American asylum seekers fleeing tbe brutal Obama dictatorship .

    ( actually on reflection not that far fetched …..)

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    Will he morph into the Tory version of Owen Jones ?

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    Yes Sorry. my friend …but the fact is the sheeple will follow whomsoever the presstitute media nominate blindly and for the umpteenth time in history vote one of the two into power regardless of past present or future misdemeanours ( read cock ups).


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    Is my finger still up my own arse Mr Len ?
    I really had no idea thanks for pointing that out !

    Big End

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    What is this bloody rubbish about some EUSSR funded starship called Rosetta which has apparently been travelling in deep space since 2005 !!! at unimaginable expense and has now finally located its ultimate destination …the surface of a comet on which it hopes to land and ….take photographs and water samples to determine whethe the water on the comet could sustain earthly life .

    WTF for ???!!!

    Is it proposed we get sent to colonise comets now, which have limited shelf life spinning thru space then burning up in a fireball ?? Journey took ten years and cost t billions of EU citizens money !!

    Rosetta Stone ? . More like the freaking Blarney Stone …..

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    Bureaucracy haven t got a freaking clue except in the art of self preservation of both themselves and their ruling class.
    Watch this ebola business .

    If /when it hits London or a major city the ” administration ” and all its camp followers i e The Great and the Good — will be fortunately inspecting the newly refurbished underground operations centre in Inverness — where they will all remain for the duration.

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    The reincarnation of William Hague .
    In 15years the new Foreign Secretary …

  219. 219
    Nonny Mouse says:

    What a fucking little preposterous Hunt!

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    Anonymous says:

    They have form: a Young Tony Blair???

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    theonlyguyinthevillage says:

    great welsh accent boyo!

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    JH3285934850923 says:

    Imagine if it were a couple of Tory yoof doing this.

    The race card would be getting thrown hard enough to go through a fucking oak door.

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    Bishop of Gloucester says:

    He was one of my best choir boys, hardly needed to breathe

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    Anonymous says:

    Amazing Grace – how sweet the sound- that saved a wretch like me.

    I once was lost- but now I’m found- and got lost again at the Young Lawyers Piss up.

    “Anyone know a good lawyer? – Went the cry from the party crowd. I’ve just assaulted a Policeman!”

    Happens every year without fail.

    Like young George Osborne, in life you are always on a learning curve.

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    J tizzle says:

    the comments here are absolutely disgusting, he is a student, is he prohibited from having fun? many people commenting on here are unbelievably narrow minded, give the lad a chance! The Oxbridge discrimination is really quite unjustified.

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    Bloke says:

    The video was made by UKIP, right?

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    The lad has a bright future in wasteminster Vote UKIP

  228. 228
    Corporal Jones says:

    They don’t like it up ‘em – except on weekdays and weekends.

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    Anonymous says:

    I can’t see the name Oppenheimer on the picture, either.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    It must be obvious, even to the BBC, that Hamas has killed more Palestinians than Israelis.

  231. 231
    Tel E Caster says:

    You meant “wouldn’t” presumably? ;-)

  232. 232
    Tel E Caster says:

    Because neither does he. He uses the moniker “Jimmy” because he thinks it makes him sound like a good working-class lad. In reality, he is yet another metropolitan metrosexual latte-slurping Blairite.

  233. 233
    Man from the Ministry says:

    They’re all in it together.

  234. 234
    Man from the Ministry says:

    Hang on Nigel. It probably is a ‘web shite’.

  235. 235
    Man from the Ministry says:

    She was only the milkmaid’s daughter….

  236. 236
    Tom Beverly says:

    Normy how I’ve missed you! I’m one of the Beverly sisters too..cos I once went to Beverly (Yorks’) by mistake.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    “I’m Labour because I believe in a society where no one falls behind”.
    You’d think even a modicum of education, would equip the curious young to examine the ideological sheep-dip their brains were being laundered in? Start by looking up the real definition of ‘democracy’.Then if really as smart as advertised, try and convey that concept in terms of one syllable to Ed.

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    Anonymous says:

    Of course he’s allowed to have fun but I don’t see why his photos have to be plastered all over the web.

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    Spacktard says:” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

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    Ophelia Dinsmore says:

    Up the workers eh? Bullingdon or Bollinger boys. Can’t put a fag paper between either Tories or Labour these days.

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