August 6th, 2014

Mirror Terror


  1. 1
    Oh the fun son says:

    Boris trying to drum up enthusiasm for us braindead to love the EU, Boris if you became an MP again in our area I would never vote for you, you are at the top level of your capabilities and anything higher you would screw up and yes I think you play the fool, you are NOT on the publics side so f.o.

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    A Portugese Fish says:

    What you looking at?

  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    Utter shite, with extra vinegary piss, wrapped up in a copy of the mirror.

    Well done.

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    I cannot believe that you and the Sun are trying to score brownie points off the mirror
    One word , Hillsborough !

    You are both at the bottom end of the truth pile of the British press

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    Failed another Job Interview today…

    Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.

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    Anonymous says:

    Are they trying to out-Express the Express?

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    RomaBert... says:

    Shite paper……… shite and useless journalists.

  8. 8
    Robert Maxwell's pension fund says:


  9. 9
    RomaBert... says:

    No drunken, ticketless, whinging Scousers to blame, let’s move on!

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    Jack Russell says:

    The Mirror is just the Sun without tits.

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    nell. says:

    alarmist and untruthful journalism in a labour paper. that’s a bit like labour’s repeated claims georgeosborne is trashing the economy etc

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    Lady Elspeth Steamroller says:

    It’s a humourless version of The Sun.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Ha ha.

    The Mirror really is the preferred choice of professional scroungers, whingers and complainers. No wonder it’s well received by the scousers.

    Do you seriously think the Mirror tells the truth or do you think it just tells labtards what they want to hear?

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    Spartacus says:

    The ebola story was broken yesterday by one of the contributors here. As then – things you are not meant to know about.

    And by the by, just think of all that multicultural richness that is brought to this country by those with ebola looking to use the national health service.

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    Yeah! Next up:

    * Miliband wins general election 2015

    * No win for Miliband

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Not true. Owen Jones regularly appears in there.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Norm Normal says:

    It’s a comic for pig ignorant, thick, left wing working class.

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    youngnells says:

    Where’s my ++breakfast++!!

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    Lady Elspeth Steamroller says:

    That just makes The Mirror and its readership seem even more sad.

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    Piss Organ says:

    It used to have some great share tips.

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    Mornington Crescent says:


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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I don’t buy any newspapers, am I missing something, is the softness of the Mirror better the the softness of the Sun in the outside bog, does the ink still smear you bottom if you wipe briskly.

  24. 24
    Cynic says:

    …if they hacked phones more they might avoid these mistakes

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    Anonymous says:

    “Mirror Terror”
    Through that glass darkly, might reality finally be glimpsed stalking humanity? This time taking the form of Ebola.
    While in the Middle East, the neighbours have been ’round and rearranged the place before leaving. Sans dwelling, place of employment, or other life supporting infrastructure, the Gaza ghetto can now go back to ‘normal’ no-business as usual. Although all it should take to end this fundamentalism religious war of attrition, is to overthrow the suppression of questioning that cult programming depends on. Let those who can demonstrate the infallible means they used to confirm their belief’s credibility to their own mind, deploy it to convince and convert the rest of us. Any inexplicable reticence to validate personal rendition’s ‘incontrovertible reality’, serving to illuminate those depths of delusion a concomitant irrational compulsion must hunker down in. As sad and uninspiring a sight, as a commemoration of WW1 by some lost legion of automatons. When the only constructive way to truly honour the fallen, would be to investigate a potential method for preventing any and all current and future outbreaks of such treatable mental madness. To conserve that species, upon which all other human dependent endeavor relies.

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    Toilets says:

    Correction. It’s the tits that write the mirror.

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    Let's tell it like it is. says:

    “to blame”? You don’t blame someone (or something) for lots of dead scousers, you congratulate them.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    Norm Normal says:

    The Mirror had the story on their website THREE DAYS ago? So it was broken here yesterday?

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    One IQ point more would make them geraniums?

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    The Growler says:

    I bet Geedes kept well away from Gatwick, not because he was worried you understand, and of course he wouldn’t go to Manchester anyway being a northern city not sure about Gideon though his constituency is not very far away from Mancester, mind you he was a parachute job in to that constituency, so like most parachute jobs he doesn’t go any more than necessary.

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    Fishy says:

    No Ebola

    No Bomb

    …and no arrests for phone hacking. C’mon Mr Plod, wake up…’Piers knew’.

  33. 33

    Vote UKIP Bloomers! You did, didn’tchya? :-D :-D :-D

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    nell. says:


    you don’t know how true that is!!

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    Cynic says:

    and Piers was there too

  36. 36
    Piers Morgan's Wallet says:

    I thought so

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    The Growler says:

    I thought that disappeared to Israel, like a lot of Maxwell things, marvellous what you can do when are a member of Mossad.

  38. 38
    nell. says:

    do you know SC geraniums thrive if you play them classical music as they are growing – I don’t think mr maguire would thrive by exposing him to such an intelligent classical music source .

  39. 39
    Dale Farmer says:

    Time to move on.

    But Scousers love to wallow in a “victim culture”. Losers.

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    The Growler says:

    Ah, you must be a Sun reader, lots of footie and tit and bum, ideal for taking to the toilet at tea break and lunch of course enclosed in the Sexpress or Wail so the boss cannot see what paper you gawp at.

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    I see BA have stopped flights now and I should think the others will follow suit.
    I mean these people who may have the virus are just getting on planes regardless of the risk to other passengers or to us when they arrive back here. They have taken off some people showing symptoms but what about the ones who may be incubating it, symptoms can take 21 days to show up. So we could already have infected people here that nobody is aware of yet. Those people could be going about there daily business and infecting others.
    The airlines are leaving themselves open to being sued in bringing them in so I guess they will have to stop flights. I mean all the people have got of the plane who may have been in contact with an infected person will need to be isolated and what about the plane? They the airlines will have to do a deep clean of the plane. Unlike PIA.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that you Igonikonjack?

  43. 43
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Is that you Igonikonjack?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Today is the end of local democracy.

    We have seen how parliament has failed by media, now local Councils are to be filmed.

    They will just become rubber stamping sessions. No debate or comment, as it will be used against the people who try to help their community.

    Ridicule and abuse on the internet will remove all good candidates leaving only the self image preeners with no ability.

    How can a spat between Kris Hopkins and Keighley Council lead to the undermining of our democracy? Another reason to remove him.

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    The Growler says:

    It wasn’t the Scousers that were already and seated in the ground that caused the problem, it was the Scousers that came late and just rushed through the access tunnels crushing those already inside. It happened in the same way in Belgium a few years later knock a wall over.

  46. 46

    Some top sun headlines from the past

    “Fly Away Gays – And We Will Pay”

    “THE TRUTH”, the paper claimed that some fans picked the pockets of crushed victims, that others urinated on members of the emergency services as they tried to help and that some even assaulted a police constable “whilst he was administering the kiss of life to a patient.”

    The Sun ran a series of false stories about the pop musician Elton John from 25 February 1987. They began with an invented account of the singer having sexual relationships with rent boys. The singer-songwriter was abroad on the day indicated in the story,

    Both papers are arsewipe

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  48. 48
    The Growler says:

    You are either in front of Guido or you are behind him?

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The Daily Mirror’s circulation figures are TERROR…..ble!

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    Spartacus says:

    just think of all that multicultural richness that is brought to this country by those with ebola looking to use the national health service.

    stay focussed

  51. 51

    What can you expect with “Toilets” at the helm

  52. 52
    PIG IN A TRILBY says:

    “I am going to hunt down MP’s on their holidays , No stone will be left unturned

  53. 53
    The Growler says:

    I think it is going to be very close maybe even a ménage à trois, Libdems a mere rump 10/15 mps the Cons and Libore on a virtual level pegging, the wild card is UKip, taking votes in the north from Liebore and darn sarth from the Cons how many mps anyone’s guess, Farage would be stupid to go into coalition with the Cons and Liebore, as they just cannot be trusted , end of.

  54. 54
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Not at all Growls my dear chap. I come here for my political fix and ESPN Cricinfo (with some DT and Grauid) for sport.

    Often follow the links on the top right too.

    If I want tits and bum the tinternet has all I need and more!

  55. 55
    The Growler says:

    I told you you had a leaking petrol tank!

  56. 56
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Btw my ha ha wasn’t at people dying. It was in response to the OP, Pikey.

  57. 57
    The Growler says:

    The printing ink that used to be used was poisonous, in the printing shop if anyone got a cut and worked near the printing presses they had to get it treated in the first aid room.

  58. 58

    Haydn – Surprise Symphony? (No. 94)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The Growler says:

    There is apparently an out break of Bubonic plague in China they isolated the area, once that shows you’ve got very little time left

  60. 60
    Mirror says:


  61. 61
    Mr Biscuits says:

    Shows who the real terrorists are

  62. 62
    Postal Votes are Labour Loopaper says:

    What do you expect? A “newspaper” -ha ha ha- written by cynics for fuckwits.

  63. 63
    RomaBert... says:

    A comment too far…..!

  64. 64

    When Ebola gets here, don’t worry – Mr Hunt says that the NHS is “ready”. Now, ready with what will be interesting because this isn’t “Swine ‘flu. This is one of the most effective killers on the Market. It would be a really superb strategic move to collect all the Africans who are infected and fly them to Gaza. Israel will lose interest in the place immediately. Even Hamas will find something else to do, like change their library books – in London. Might I suggest we add to the death rate, by sending out all those bleeding heart liberals to go over and nurse the buggers. Real bleeding hearts, lungs, eyes etc!!

  65. 65
    Fred the pensioner says:

    This whole charade about a bomb is total and utter complete bollocks. Why? Because if some nutter actually had a bomb on the plane he would not send the captain a note, he would simply set the bloody thing off.

    More bollox here than your can throw a tank at.

  66. 66
    lojolondon says:

    It is a paper for people who thick that communists are the future, useless journalists, crap policies, clearly no quality control.

  67. 67
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:


    Trust the Sun to appeal to the intellectuals

  68. 68

    Mirror mirror on the wall, who reads you at all?

  69. 69
    The two Muppets says:

    A third rate rag , But good enough for the average Labour voter .

  70. 70
    The two Muppets says:

    WTF. are you talking about ?

  71. 71
    The two Muppets says:

    I bet UKIP does not even manage to get two seats .But they will allow
    Labour to get in by the back door .

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    The Mirror - Broken on the Wall says:

    Doom and Gloom are what we do best, but we also love Terror as we know it will help our Comrades in the Labour Party and our esteemed Unions to make argument in our non thinking tribal masses.
    Up the Workers (none in sight) and raise the Red Flag (to half mast)

  73. 73
    Just Saying. says:

    The only time I see The Mirror is in newsagents and in one in ten pubs along with the DM and Sun which appear in half my locals.
    Says it all really.

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    Daft Punk says:

    Still better than the Daily Mail…

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    Norma Stitz says:

    Famous Mirror headline, when a stately home burned down:


  76. 76
    Daft Punk says:

    All MSM is pants. Spesh the Daily mail.

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    Anonymous says:

    But not, it would seem, for this Sun-loving site?

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    Earl of Croydon says:

    Oh my god Ive been stabbed.

    Well when I say stabbed I mean that I could have been stabbed if a stabberer was on the prowl in the streets of Croydon. Which lets face it is very likely.

    Fortunately I am now home safe in my fortified Croydon home.

    Phew!! What a lucky escape.

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    Anonymous says:

    H&S WARNING: Printing ink is a danger to the body, but The Sun and Daily Mail
    are highly poisonous is to the mind.

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    === says:

    I’m getting rather bored with TERROR.
    It’s about as frightening as forgetting to put sugar in your tea.

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    Not In My Name says:

    I live in terror of the next terrifying headline from a terrifier telling me that I should be terrified of the terrifyingly boring non event.

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    === says:

    I suppose Bomb terrror at 38, 000 feet is not as scary as bomb terrror at 39,000 feet. YAWN

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    A reasonable man says:

    The jet was dispatched to slaughter 500 men, women and children, was it not?

    Dave says……………

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    Dr.Labourspin says:

    Don’t know about ‘Bomb Terror’, but think of the poor RAF pilot who must be under orders to shoot down the airliner if it strays off route…

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    Oh, really? says:

    Over-blown headlines, faked photos, fake stories, bogus interviews.

    Mirror, Mirror on the wail…

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    Anonymous says:

    What else do you expect with MaGuire as the editorial guru of the rag?

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    Mirror Mirror Off The Wall says:

    Looks like a “Piss Poor” Moron legacy to me.

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    The Growler says:

    Gideon’s constituency is not very far from Manchester a diehard Torwy constituency, your average Torwy doesn’t stand a chance of being selected.

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    Bring back Peter Wilson , Cassandra and Ken Jobes .

    Not to mention Hugh Cudlipp and cecil (?) King

    Those were the Mirror glory days …. when the Sun was still the Daily Herald and the Sunday Mirror was known as the Sunday Pictorial and Mr Merde was still fighting his local corner in Alice Springs .

  90. 90


    Ooo Yoooo callin’ loser mate. D’you know oooo I am ?

    Yah lukin ‘ to gerra Liverpoooooool Kiss?

  91. 91

    Nihil desperandum Owen .

    They only rejected tou coz you failed on one —- the daisy chain.

  92. 92

    First case in Lagos Nigeria . 90 million pop.

    Just wait till it takes a hold there ……

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    Is that you Igonikonjack ?

    Who the hell is Igonikonjack ? –apart from a typing test .

  94. 94

    I don t circulate any more . Since Ebola and now Bubonic I quickly sortie to the shops in the early morning at sparrowfart and before humanity has polluted the atmosphere to buy essentials for the day then rush back and spend the day hiding under the duvet writing sarky messages on this blog .

    only problem us I now suffer from Vit. D deficiency and low blood pressure due to lack of normal exposure to daylight….

    ( can you catch it through the telephine wires … or God forbid ……………… the internet ???!!!)

  95. 95

    In your dreams.

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    Cinna says:

    Osborne’s constituency is in Cheshire you nutter. Nowhere near Manchester, and in no danger of being overtaken by leftards.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    It is all very well you all joking about it but we could all be ebola’d in our beds.

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    Diddley says:

    Mirror: no credibility.

  99. 99
    Diddley says:

    Your vag.

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    The mirror cacked. says:

    And today’s headline- we are all going to die when the biblical tropical apocalypse Bertha reaches our shores this weekend. Followed by 3 years of misery, plague and famine.

    Rearrange- arse not fit wiping for.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Mirror terror’! No real front page news… Make some up!!!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    In the interest of research, take a hand mirror in with you next time to do an ink test or invite a friend.

  103. 103
    Tom Catesby says:

    I’d really like to see twenty stone ‘flee’. Did he do it from a standing start?

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