August 6th, 2014

From Cummings to Cupcakes at the DfE


Right now over at the Department for Education members of the civil service blob are eating cupcakes with the new Secretary of State Nicky Morgan’s SpAds in her office. Quite a change from when Dominic Cummings took a flame thrower to the educational establishment’s blob under Gove…


  1. 1
    Baroness Token says:



    • 8
      Jumbo Cummings says:

      Fucking wet fart Cam’s modernisation revolution continues.

      These lazy public sector twats should be annihilated.


      • 17
        Peter North says:

        Jumbo Cummings? That’s my job!


      • 28
        Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

        Considering the money the uncivil servants make, it would be cheaper to use the Indian civil service, they would do a lot less damage and we would have a lot less red tape and of course save billions, time the uncivil service was privatised and sold to the Indian civil service.


        • 40
          Black hole of Calcutta says:

          …but we wouldn’t be able to understand them on the phone.

          They would know the latest Corrie stories though.


          • Charlie says:

            Most upper middle class Indians are better educated and more erudite than most middle class Britons. Subjecting some highly educated Indian to the standard B.Ed teacher/poly educated humanities graduate would be very unfair to the former.


    • 16
      Credit, where due says:

      LCrosby has had a fine day.

      Nothing with Boris is as it looks; much of what he says changes.

      But the latest stunt has buried Warsi’s manoeuvres as news.

      And it’s really riled lefties — observe @fleetstreetfox today.


  2. 2
    Marie Antoinette says:

    Nope– not gonna go there…


  3. 3
    Handycock says:

    2 Girls 1 Cup?


  4. 4
    Eric Pickled says:

    I’m on me way, aye.


  5. 5
    John Prescotts meet and greet party says:

    Take a good look at the floor darling because for the next few hours your going to see nothing but the ceiling.


  6. 6
    concrete pump says:

    But it’s for charridee…..


  7. 7
    Enriched Eric from Essex says:

    Coming to a town near us?


  8. 10

    I’m getting tired of hanging around waiting for the Chilcot Report. If you’d left it to us sloths it would have been out a year ago.


  9. 12

    Did you mean Bras. You only need two to hold them in place


  10. 15
    Ippikin says:

    Let us just hope the Billy Bunters don’t lose sight of their purpose in life and provide some leadership in the process of educating our children and not the next edition of ‘I’m a baker, get me into the gravy train.’


  11. 19
    NBeale says:

    Very smart. Nicky M’s job is to win people over whilst keeping all that is good about the reforms.


  12. 20
    Lard Prezza says:

    I can now report that all the cakes have been eaten {burp}


  13. 21
    Thunderbird Gove says:

    Fuck ‘em, I don’t give a shit anymore.

    I’m in No. 11 when Gideon gets No. 10.

    Odds 5 to 1.


  14. 22
    A normal taxpayer says:

    Did I pay for these cakes?


    • 29
      The debt grows under the Bumservatives says:

      No – your children, grand children & great grand children.


  15. 24
    Warsi says:

    Are these cakes halal?


  16. 27

    UK at the UN:

    Vote UKIP :-D


  17. 30
    Nazi Homosexualist says:

    Ze public zector must be liquidated,,,wiz ze flamethrowers and ze Tabun gasses


  18. 31
    nullbymouth says:

    Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.


  19. 33
    Owen Jones says:

    Any fairy cakes left?


  20. 34
    Person Non Grata says:

    Warsi’s next job will be on one of these.


  21. 36
    Anonymous says:


  22. 42
    RomaBert... says:

    I wonder what percentage of donations actually get spent on research? :)


  23. 44
    Ed Milliband says:

    No bacon butties? No braised owl?


  24. 49

    They are all a bunch of useless nonces


  25. 51
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    Dominic Cummings is a douche Bag of the highest order.


  26. 52
    Anonymous says:

    “Cupcakes at the DfE”
    Given the number of culinary programmes on TV, it’s maybe politics attempting to mirror the prevailing zeitgeist. If only they could do something similar with their demockracy, by accurately reflecting the majority will of the people instead of their unrepresentative minority audience.


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