August 6th, 2014

From Cummings to Cupcakes at the DfE

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Right now over at the Department for Education members of the civil service blob are eating cupcakes with the new Secretary of State Nicky Morgan’s SpAds in her office. Quite a change from when Dominic Cummings took a flame thrower to the educational establishment’s blob under Gove…


53 Comments

  1. 1
    Baroness Token says:

    RACIST

  2. 2
    Marie Antoinette says:

    Nope– not gonna go there…

  3. 3
    Handycock says:

    2 Girls 1 Cup?

  4. 4
    Eric Pickled says:

    I’m on me way, aye.

  5. 5
    John Prescotts meet and greet party says:

    Take a good look at the floor darling because for the next few hours your going to see nothing but the ceiling.

  6. 6
    concrete pump says:

    But it’s for charridee…..

  7. 7
    Enriched Eric from Essex says:

    Coming to a town near us?

    http://tinyurl.com/oam7c4r

  8. 8
    Jumbo Cummings says:

    Fucking wet fart Cam’s modernisation revolution continues.

    These lazy public sector twats should be annihilated.

  9. 9
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m in the upcoming sequel.

  10. 10

    I’m getting tired of hanging around waiting for the Chilcot Report. If you’d left it to us sloths it would have been out a year ago.

  11. 11
    Fat tongued mockney twat Jamie Oliver says:

    Pies have obviously come.

  12. 12

    Did you mean Bras. You only need two to hold them in place

  13. 13
  14. 14
    Abdelbaset al-Megrahi says:

    …and you fucks thought I took a long time to die.

  15. 15
    Ippikin says:

    Let us just hope the Billy Bunters don’t lose sight of their purpose in life and provide some leadership in the process of educating our children and not the next edition of ‘I’m a baker, get me into the gravy train.’

  16. 16
    Credit, where due says:

    LCrosby has had a fine day.

    Nothing with Boris is as it looks; much of what he says changes.

    But the latest stunt has buried Warsi’s manoeuvres as news.

    And it’s really riled lefties — observe @fleetstreetfox today.

  17. 17
    Peter North says:

    Jumbo Cummings? That’s my job!

  18. 18
    Ippikin says:

    His bint’s gone to sleep!

  19. 19
    NBeale says:

    Very smart. Nicky M’s job is to win people over whilst keeping all that is good about the reforms.

  20. 20
    Lard Prezza says:

    I can now report that all the cakes have been eaten {burp}

  21. 21
    Thunderbird Gove says:

    Fuck ‘em, I don’t give a shit anymore.

    I’m in No. 11 when Gideon gets No. 10.

    Odds 5 to 1.

  22. 22
    A normal taxpayer says:

    Did I pay for these cakes?

  23. 23
    Dick Scratcher says:

    ffs are you nell in disguise?

  24. 24
    Warsi says:

    Are these cakes halal?

  25. 25
    Pauline Prezza says:

    Have you informed Thames Water to expect a spike?

    BTW like my hair?

  26. 26
    nell. says:

    No!

  27. 27

    UK at the UN:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  28. 28
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Considering the money the uncivil servants make, it would be cheaper to use the Indian civil service, they would do a lot less damage and we would have a lot less red tape and of course save billions, time the uncivil service was privatised and sold to the Indian civil service.

  29. 29
    The debt grows under the Bumservatives says:

    No – your children, grand children & great grand children.

  30. 30
    Nazi Homosexualist says:

    Ze public zector must be liquidated,,,wiz ze flamethrowers and ze Tabun gasses

  31. 31
    nullbymouth says:

    Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.

  32. 32
    Ed Balls says:

    Slow down, that’s an awful lot of numbers to take in all at once.

  33. 33
    Owen Jones says:

    Any fairy cakes left?

  34. 34
    Person Non Grata says:

    Warsi’s next job will be on one of these.

  35. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    Everyone loves a Mr Whippy.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

  37. 37
    IPSA says:

    We said ‘bun’ not ‘bung’.

  38. 38
    Mark Oaten says:

    Any chocolate sauce?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t it invented by Maggie when she worked at Unilever?

  40. 40
    concrete pump says:

    Certainly was.

  41. 41
    Black hole of Calcutta says:

    …but we wouldn’t be able to understand them on the phone.

    They would know the latest Corrie stories though.

  42. 42
    RomaBert... says:

    I wonder what percentage of donations actually get spent on research? :)

  43. 43
    The Growler says:

    A case of bad cop, good cop?

  44. 44
    Ed Milliband says:

    No bacon butties? No braised owl?

  45. 45
    The Growler says:

    Judging by the smug look on his face he is the Beach Master

  46. 46
    Tony Benn says:

    Fruitcake?

  47. 47
    The Growler says:

    Knowing this lot, Lardy cakes, so no

  48. 48
    The Growler says:

    A lot of Torwy boys love a Miss Whippy

  49. 49

    They are all a bunch of useless nonces

  50. 50
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Only cupcakes and fruit loops available after 4pm.

  51. 51
    Pal Ntall of the Ukips says:

    Dominic Cummings is a douche Bag of the highest order.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    “Cupcakes at the DfE”
    Given the number of culinary programmes on TV, it’s maybe politics attempting to mirror the prevailing zeitgeist. If only they could do something similar with their demockracy, by accurately reflecting the majority will of the people instead of their unrepresentative minority audience.

  53. 53
    Charlie says:

    Most upper middle class Indians are better educated and more erudite than most middle class Britons. Subjecting some highly educated Indian to the standard B.Ed teacher/poly educated humanities graduate would be very unfair to the former.


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