August 6th, 2014

Boris Interrupted By Spinner During Channel 4 Interview


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  1. 1
    SAGUINE says:

    Ebola

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      Muppet says:

      Good comment ….. Catching even

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      Rule number 4, No poofters. but the BBC wouldn't publish rule 4. says:

      Rule one: If you’ve got a headache or a fever, go to the health centre for a test. You can recover from Ebola if the infection is spotted early enough.

      Rule two: If someone dies, don’t touch the body. It’s highly infectious. Don’t wipe the mouth, don’t close the eyes.

      Rule three: Don’t eat bushmeat, the meat of wild animals.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28583051

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    • 242
      The mosquito wins says:

      Ebola 900 lives since February.

      I just googled how many die of Malaria a year.
      Labour List says 655,00
      UNICEF USA says 660,000
      UNICEF says “over one million people”
      The Guardian says 1.2 million

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      • 277
        Fred the pensioner says:

        If you Google the Halifax website, you see similar trends in house prices. It’s a game they call ‘Pick a Number” – bit like the lottery really.

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    Muppet says:

    A set up no doubt
    It’s ch Labour after all

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    french.john@hotmail.co.uk says:

    Spinner at the Job Centre I think.

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  4. 5
    Eddy Balls says:

    A class act but one of them is a dumb blond.

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    • 56
      Captain Flibble says:

      Speaking of which, what’s going on with Boris’s hair today?

      I know he normally does the whole “hair all over the place” thing as part of his image, but I think today’s look of “lesbian PE teacher” is one that he’s going to really struggle to pull off.

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      • 81
        BBC's Jane Hill says:

        Do you have any pics of the PE teacher?

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        It was the English teacher at our school, a real bluestocking, very enthusiastic and fond of the kids, including the boys. She favoured long tweed skirts, brogues and huge Isadora Duncan scarves. Her better half also taught at the school; a sweet little thing.

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          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          I was dismissed from the biology lab by sir when I could not disguise my erection when miss biology teacher asked me to stay behind and help out.

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      • 288
        Anonymous says:

        Have you considered a trip to specsavers Cap`n ? Boris is delish, in a whole “future PM” thing.

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    Muppet says:

    Sitting in my doctors surgery and. we have an electronic check in. It’s now in Polish as well
    This is the sunny shires and so no attempt at integration we have to change for them

    I also have trains running through here with destinations shown in welsh

    We are so fucked we really are

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      inside out says:

      Its diversity init.

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    • 14
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Welsh were here before you were.

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      Londan Jack says:

      Just wait, mate.
      The mossies will be all over your way next.

      Better take a photo of your local Norman church. Before its pulled down for being racist.

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        The infestation begins.. says:

        Interesting point. I moved to a market town in Anglia 5 years ago. Almost everone’s white, although some are Polish and some are Lithuanian, mainly due to seasonal work on farms. First 3 years here, no Muslims that I noticed. A couple of times in the 4th year here, I noticed women wearing the silly muslim hajib or whatever it’s called. In the last year, I wouldn’t say they’re all over the place but I’ve noticed them frequently – every week – , and they’ve been breeding.

        Their numbers seem to increase exponentially. Only a matter of time before they start asking for “women-only days” in the local swimming pool and all the other crap these non-integrators insist on.

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          Nora Virus says:

          +50,000,000

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          • Anonymous says:

            I need to know why I should vote UKIP. I understand that although they want to halt EU immigration they want to encourage immigration from the rest of the world which means more and more third world muslims.

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          • Moriarty - remember me? says:

            Anon, you really are a silly twisted Neddy. UKIP want to stop immigration from everywhere, but while the EU rule that cannot be achieved – hence their main policy plank is to get the UK out of EU asap.

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        --- says:

        People who call themselves “London Jack” are more likely to be Tel Aviv Shlomos.

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        • 62
          Londan Jack says:

          people who use the term shlomos are likely to be raghead loonies

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          • visibly shaken says:

            +1/2

            good hit back for rag head but to be fair the Sikhs are ok think of the collateral damage when putting together your replies a bit more.

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          Turn off the interthingywebnet says:

          He has a right to be forgotten, but, er, the European ruling applies to google.co.uk, but not to google.com.
          Pointless or what?

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      • 119
        inside out says:

        Converted into mosque,with the call to prayers 5 times a day,from natty tinny speakers mounted on the tower.

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        • 128
          Jesus says:

          Great things Mosques and minarettes. When the time comes you know exactly where the fuckers will be, they’ll all be on their knees facing the floor and those towers make excellent targets in a crowded urban environment.

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      Ah! true says:

      …because Google translate = ‘ fucked ‘ in all three languages

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        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        Ukip want controlled Immigration,what right minded person could possibly argue with that?

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  6. 8
    Ah! Dave says:

    “I’ve always said I want the best players on the pitch”

    About 34,800,000 times according to Google

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    Ed Moribund says:

    My answer to how to counteract the buffoonish, clownish, floppy haired, Boris is to get a mop head, dye it blond, and give it to Ed Balls to wear.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Do you think Boris gave it to her?

    Suits you Sir.

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    • 89
      Ron Manager says:

      You know, isn’t it.

      He’d need viagra with that hound.

      Viagra…Man City blue…they’re not going down either.

      You know, isn’t it. My wife’s left me. You know.

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  10. 16
    Ah! if only says:

    …we could have a TV debate between Boris and Ed E

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  11. 17
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    JUST CALL ME ‘COUGH CANDY KEN’. DATED, BITTER & TWISTED.

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      Bill Quango MP says:

      James O’Brien , who works for the same LBC as Ken, kept saying “Boris has broken his promise about not standing as an MP”

      He never mentioned Ken’s promise to publish his accounts, which he has never done.

      Politicians promise anything. Only cretins, idiots, and gullible Lib Dem voters don’t already know that.

      Brown even went to court to establish the politician’s right to tell whoppers whenever they like.

      The free owl being just the latest example.

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      • 27
        elliemae9 says:

        If Boris promises a free owl, will the voters go for it?

        I think he should stand in Buckingham, shoo-in.

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        Harridan Harmanhater says:

        @mrjamesob or is it @mrjame s.o.b on Twitter ? A finer specimen of hypocritical, sanctimonious, self-loathing leftist would be hard to find.

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          Telling it as it it says:

          He really is a massive C U Next Tuesday, isn’t he?

          He’s a little too keen on the sound of his own faux working class champagne socialist voice too.

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    fhip says:

    Boris should have said do we need another stereotypical educational background slur issuing from the mouth of a Channel 4 or a BBC interviewer for that matter when both institutions and the Labour Party are stuffed full to bursting with socialist hierarchies who went to the same schools but can’t ask an unbiast question of a tory without promoting through innuendo anti elitist agenda which hypocritically applies equally to them.

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    Little old lady from Tooting Beck says:

    If that nice Boris gentleman is standing can he force those horrible people called Labour to finally give me my FREE FUCKING OWL

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      Zorro in the UK says:

      You’ll have to go to the Labour Party for that. They’re the ones who made the original promise. After all, they’re under the control of a creepy hooting creature of the night .

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      Englishman says:

      I only want an owl if it’s a proper white one, not one of those tawny things.

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        The Wild Colonial Boy says:

        Sorry, the Labour Party only has the tawny version – lookalikes of its leader.

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  14. 24
    Alex Salmond says:

    Everyone is telling me I won!

    Did I mention I won?

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    UKIP says:

    Bumsex!

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      Cast Iron Snake Oil Dave says:

      One man sticking his penis in and out of another man’s arsehole is natural and health and should be encouraged. This is why I legalized bumsex marriage when nobody wanted it or voted for it.

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        Maggie says:

        Disgusting! I only had heteros in my government, like Sir Peter Morrison, Sir Peter Hayman, Harvey Proctor, Sir Rhodes Boyson, Keith Joseph, Derek Laud, Leon Brittan, Michael Portillo and Peter Lilley. No bummers in my party!

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    D Cameron PM says:

    Two dumb blondes bitching each other as politely as possible.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why haven’t we seen a Hamas fighter on either the BBC or C4. Do Hamas fighters exist. Are they invincible, none shown wounded in Gaza hospitals. Do they use a Gaza private hospitals away from the ordinary people. Do they live in tunnels, never seeing the light of day?
    I’m completely baffled by the inability of BBC or C4 to show us pictures.
    Why don’t the BBC or C4 tell us what the Hamas tunnels are/were for, is it some secret?
    Our supposed top flight journalists cannot find anything other than Israel this, Israel that.
    It’s all weird. Maybe it’s Alex Salmond’s aliens.

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    • 38
      The Establishment Rules OK says:

      Hamas don’t exist, except as a straw army upon which the Israelis build their murderous activities: and when ISIS arrives at Israel’s borders through Lebanon and Jordan, they won’t really be there.

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        A lefty whinger says:

        if the Isle of Wight sent over 3000 rockets onto Poole harbour, and they only killed 10 or so, well, I’d be fine with that.

        Poole Harbour shouldn’t be there should it?

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        • 44
          Bibi says:

          According to my 2000 year old book, your house is situated directly over land promised to me by Yaweh. You have ten minutes to leave before bulldozers move in. If anyone’s left inside at that time, it’ll be their own fault. You now have 5 minutes. Hurry up, a settler family are on their way to the house already.

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          • Adolf Hitler says:

            Sounds like ethnic cleaning to me are you sure that’s legal?

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          • --- says:

            Well they consider themselves the master race and so do our scum Politicians (That’s why they join x Friends of Israel clubs, to suck up).
            It’s “legal” because they contribute to the election campaigns of scum who make you pay for wars for Israel and all their propaganda in our slimy “press”.

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          • visibly shaken says:

            sorry my mommy told me not to talk to terrorists

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      • 49
        UK press suck says:

        France 24 and Indian TV showed rocket launchers close to houses, hotels and UN buildings in Gaza.

        Indians showed rocket laucher being set up under a tent next to their hotel.

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          --- says:

          Eeer, there is no place in Gaza to be far away from something. Especially since the ZioLoons have herded all of them into a small area. But they forgetb to tell you that.

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          • Jesus says:

            Sounds like a good reason not to fire 3000 rockets at Israel then doesn’t it.

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          • UK press suck says:

            Problem with telling fibs like that is anyone can use google earth and view 1000s of acres of open space and arable land. So tell us again. Why does Hamas launch rockets from cities and streets near UN buildings when there are vast open spaces all over Gaza?

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          • Cunning stunt says:

            Gaza is one third the size of London and has a similar ethnic make up.

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          • Jesus says:

            Since we’re funding the Israelis maybe they could say thanks by coming over and giving London a Gazan facelift.

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          Google Earther says:

          “use google earth and view 1000s of acres of open space and arable land.”
          Over 200 square miles in fact. And of course a border with Egypt who for some reason want to keep them out…

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          Vacancy at the White House says:

          Those Indian reporters only published what they had seen after they got out of Gaza as they said they feared for their lives if revealing the truth whilst still in Gaza.

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    • 51
      Jesus says:

      You don’t see any wounded Hamas fighters because we don’t leave any. The lucky ones get vaporized and the unlucky ones get taken away for a chat.

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      Norma Stitz says:

      The only way to get a balanced view on Gaza is to trawl the Liveleak site – some interesting videos of Hamas skullduggery, including film of a rocket launcher being set up (inside a tent) beside flats, a hotel full of journos and a UN building. And, if you have a strong stomach, some horrible film of ISIS savagery.

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        --- says:

        But none of the IDF master race committing their crimes, correct? How very “balanced”!
        LIVELEAKS is a ZioLoon HASBARA SITE

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      --- says:

      Pat is a ZioLoon shill, as are you.

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        Jesus says:

        Being a ZioLoon shill is more fun than being a commie bedwetter. We get to support the winning side and have a laugh doing it. You support a bunch of total fucking losers and you are always miserable. You should learn to just let go and enjoy the mayhem :)

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    Ah! say what you like says:

    One thing Boris is not and that’s dumb.

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    White hipsters says:

    Waaaaaayyyycism!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Be honest Cathy Newman is pig fucking ugly and very stupid.

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      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Yes she is but I still would, wouldn’t you?

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      The sun is shining says:

      Judging by the sheer number of posts you make every day, I can understand if you feel deeply frustrated at seeing women and having the need to lash out by calling them ugly etc. Perhaps take a break from commenting and expose yourself to some daylight and sunshine. You might see some human women while you’re out. Try to resist the urge to scream “Ugly bitch! Whore dyke c-unt! Come suck my dick!” Just hire an escort, don’t give in to your urge to r*pe a woman because of your hatred for all women.

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      The Establishment Rules OK says:

      Nonsense: Cathy resembles a portrait by Modigliani. But stupid? I think she has been indocrinated by the righteous idiocies of her age. We should feel rather sorry for her.

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    Bibi says:

    Well that’s us sorted for now. You may have noticed a pattern of us invading Gaza every few years, killing over a thousand civilians and destroying their civilian infrastructure, setting them back about 5 years. By the time we return for another round, they’ll barely be back to normal and we obliterate them again. Of course we’ll maintain the siege so that more of them starve to death or die without medical treatment, and of course we’ll keep poisoning their water supply. All good stuff I know you’ll enjoy.

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    • 46
      Adolf Hitler says:

      This all seems like a long drawn out process to me, why not just finish ‘em off once and for all you sadistic bastards?

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    • 47
      Ham + Ass says:

      Good.

      Makes the twats easier for us to control.

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      • 61
        Bibi says:

        Glad to have your support, goy. We also enjoyed killing 90 of you at the King David Hotel bombing, one of the proudest moments in my nation’s history. Remember to donate £10,000 by midnight tonight or else I’ll call you racist and blow up your house.

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        • 70
          --- says:

          Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

          Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

          Baba Kamma 113a. Joews may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

          Schabouth Hag. 6b: “Joews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

          Zohar 1,160a: “Joews must always try to deceive Christians.”

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      non taxable pikey says:

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    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

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    • 48
      Black Jack says:

      Is that another homo card being played?

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      • 112
        This country is fucked says:

        If the WW1 soldiers could see this, they wouldn’t believe it.

        What the hell did they fight for?

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      • 142
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        They all use the homo card to face off proper criticism of them. e.g. David Laws – used the homo card to initially ‘close down’ his abuse of the expenses.

        Yet because of the PC dogma – Laws was not convicted – he should have been – … but wait – how high up the ministerial ladder had he crept … there’s a partial answer.

        People need to realise that there unfortunately is a predominant number of ‘militant political homos’ who have strangely found their way into every political party – who’s been allowing that to happen via the twisting of laws / ramping up of PC and the slow proportional homo imbalanced creep into political positions?

        Who benefits in the background … and who have used the homo’s throughout history for political gain?

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    • 50
      Nick Clegg says:

      I’m not gay.

      Since the election I’m not very happy at all, actually.

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      • 176
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        When the election gets a bit nearer – i’m going to watch the Clegg / Farage debates again. On points of fact – in those unscripted debates farage score the win – and who was it that were calling it all for clegg moments after the debates finished – It was the msm political dumbfucks … well well…

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    • 54
      Jesus says:

      I like gays and even I would bully that guy. What a ponce.

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    • 60
      Straw Poll says:

      Giver or taker?

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      • 84
        Reimer says:

        Looks too petite to even be able to take, never mind give.

        Are those two different lads, or the same lad at different times?

        WTF is a 19 yr old doing as a councillor? Other than bringing the NWO “LGBTs are the global New Man” agenda into council meetings?

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    • 108
      Cpl Hicks says:

      Does your wife tell you you’re a dull Hunt as much as we do?

      …you dull Hunt?

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    • 114
      Interested party says:

      Hello mate, my name’s Owen.

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    • 159
      Ken Livingstone representing London Muslims and afro-Caribbeans says:

      Right thing to do.

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    The innocent citizens of Uxbridge and South Ruislip have their say, unmoderated, finally says:

    Boris’s “water-maker” is like a high-pressure fire-hose without anyone in attendance.
    It sprays randomly.
    If he thinks the people of West Middlesex are ready for his brand of, in your face, spuming he has another thing coming.

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    RomaBert... says:

    Socialists just do not have a sense of humour :) Miserable twats :)

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    • 87
      Righties aren't a barrel of laughs either says:

      Is Thatcher dead yet? Oh, yes, she is. Good times! :-D

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      • 103
        Idon'tneednodoctor says:

        You were brain dead before Thatcher died.

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        • 109
          Righties aren't a barrel of laughs either says:

          Shouldn’t you be wanking over photos of blacks being lynched during segregation era America?

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          • concrete pump says:

            Projecting again..?

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          • Curious says:

            Still wanking over pictures of your lefty heroes like Jo Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro, Guevara shooting anyone who they deem a threat to the revolution?

            Since you are a spotty teenage lefty, have your balls dropped yet?

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          • I used to vote for Labour but then I grew up says:

            Shouldn’t you be wanking over photos of the half a million men, women and children who were slaughtered in Labour’s illegal Iraq war? Half a million.. you must have photos, eh? Oooh, they make you so hot.

            Or, closer to home, the thousands who were butchered in NHS hospitals, while Andy Burnham tried frantically to cover it up? Oh, yeah. Little old ladies trying to drink water from vases. Oh, yeah, baby. Doesn’t that just do it for you?

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          • Anonymous says:

            The Righties were too busy buggering our kids!

            And Thatcher turned a blind eye.

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Zio.nuts and Israels ‘frontmen’ are also deficinet – of humour – look into their eyes…

      Look into Tony Blairs … there you go.

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    Zorro in the UK says:

    Vote for Boris, get a bigger, more hairy version of Mr Slippery.

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    Aled J says:

    The Great Chapman Pincher, a previous thorn in the establishment’s side, has died at the age of 100:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/11016167/Chapman-Pincher-obituary.html

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    Telegraph Sub-Editor says:

    Daddy told me not to click on links because I might catch AIDS.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The BBC and C4 news channels. Incompetent biased reporting.

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  30. 104

    You are so prim Rose!

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  31. 105
    Alex Salmond says:

    We will invest in snake oil wells. Vote Yes.

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  32. 107
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Boris (speaking some time ago about the possibility of his being a candidate): “There’s more chance of aliens landing from Mars.” They already have. At least one of them. Look at the top of the Labour Party.

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    15,000-year-old Chilcot Enquiry found perfectly preserved in Siberian ice.

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    • 124
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      Unlike my expenses which will never be found.

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    • 141
      non taxable pikey says:

      Also found was the name of the replacement chosen for Butler Scloss AND a list of those prosecuted over vote rigging in Tower Hamlets.

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    Boris is a legend

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    • 144
      Anonymous says:

      Boris is a baboon, heard on amateur radio tonight, I could go on, but, I think he plays the baboon, wouldn’t vote for him though, besides where I live a Conservative vote would be lost in the ether and postal votes, just as voting for the plod boss was.

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    • 145
      non taxable pikey says:

      That’ll be a foot then.

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    • 167
      Some people think differently says:

      Boris is a baboon, heard on amateur radio.

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  35. 121
    Steve the moddo, HMV at the ready says:

    Now look you lot there’s an election next year and I want discretion.

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  36. 123
    Bibi says:

    Corrected bias reporting under hamass pressure with proof will shortly appear.

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  37. 130
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Made some bomb jerk chicken last night!

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    • 132
      David Ward says:

      Mazeltov, I trust that it was Halal.

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      • 258
        Slightly Sceptical of Unsupported Religious Claims says:

        It was more than f***ing Halal, it even told me with its own beak that it was more than willing to be sacrificed on Allah’s behalf and then started to drain it’s own blood…that’s how f***ing Halal it was.

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    Nothing to do with us says:

    There’s 44 ongoing conflicts in the world at the mo. Why is there such focus on Israel Palestine?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts

    Not our soil. Not our problem. Move on.

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    • 136
      ENGLAND says:

      + 55,000,000

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    • 152
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      There is a point which i will not explain in detail here (because there are too many armchair generals / judges and Rsoles in their own lunchtimes on here) about why Israel needs to keep the world in a perpetual state of war.

      The subject matter is obviously way over the heads of those who do all the ‘tin-foil smearing’.

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      Slightly Sceptical of Unsupported Religious Claims says:

      Does it include our land dispute with Scotland, Wales and the Republic of Ireland? If so we are contributing 6.8% of the world’s problems which I think means we are “punching above our weight”.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    Anonymous says:

    #NaughtyNaughty

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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      Narrow escape says:

      Proven track record? The leftie fuckwit is barely out of short trousers and still uses a tippy cup.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Take note of the wiki pedia / government civil servants altering pages – story.

    Civil servants – out of control but ‘controlled’ by who … in the background / ‘off the record like’ … nudge nudge!

    Here’s a partial clue – is this a judicial / other style-collaborative tyranny?

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    • 182
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      And didn’t the owner of wiki on Ch4 openly make a reference to:

      “Freedom of Expression”

      It’s Freedom of Expression – which has served ‘many people in the upper echelons’ with financial rewards for decades’. The Politicians and msm – have been briefed to slowly ignore FoE – and to state freedom of speech. e.g. Paddy pantsdown uses FoS … does he know something.

      Slowly – people are starting to realise how more powerful Freedom of Expression is. So why are the ptb and their msm cohorts attempting to avert from it? Why indeed.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    RED LEN says:

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Faith in humanity nearly restored!

    Watch: commuters tilt train to save man’s trapped leg in Perth

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11015678/Commuters-tilt-train-to-save-mans-trapped-leg-in-Perth.html

    Hmmm…I wonder how many of these people were either politicians or judges?

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  52. 169
    Owen Jones says:

    I can hear the lesbian couple next door to me having sex every night.

    It’s not easy, but if I turn the TV off and unplug the fridge, I can just about hear them.

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    Anonymous says:

    BBC2 programme on now telling us that WW1 was actually started in Africa and that the war in Europe was won by Asian, African, West Indian, Black American, Chinese, Red Indian, Indian, P’akistani and South African troops for the Allies.

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    boredhousehusband says:

    it’s part of the deal from the Russian hackers, who are currently blackmailing all the major companies they have managed to infiltrate for some very big cash. Clearly Cameron has paid up – and then asked for a favour to be done;)

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    Odds favour ? says:

    To all of the above..

    It can and does get worse.

    Cameron’s “Conservatives” have recently sanctioned raids on your bank accounts, just in case they suspect (aren’t even willing to prove in court) that you don’t contribute enough to their hugely wasteful vanity projects like HS2, Libya war, etc, etc.

    Apparently, with no right to/of appeal.

    The public, deluded by human rights noise, and aided by the MSM, are sleepwalking into something quite nasty… (including ever closer EU, regardless of what Cameron pretends).

    And, by the way, I’m not Labour.

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      Fishy says:

      For the avoidance of doubt;

      They’ll go for your bank account after assessing that you haven’t paid enough tax….and having told you…and having given you the chance to challenge their calculations…and having given you the chance to appeal their judgement…and having attempted to agree a method of repayment …and then having negotiated payment with you…and then having written to you warning that action will be taken to recover the debt…then after giving you the right to an appeal against their recovery action…then after HMRC seeking approval from an independent decision maker to authorise recovery action…and then after giving you one last chance to cough up what you owe….and then after you’ve ignored them…only then will the Government go after your bank account to recover what you owe.

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        Odds favour ? says:

        Citation (link) please.

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          Odds favour ? says:

          And, by citation (link) I mean:

          Substance that supports every point you’ve made above — 12 of them.

          If they’re hidden in small print, annexes to documents, please specify that too.

          The Conseservatives have shown an appetite for Brown-style stealth. Let it all out.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Israel has agreed to an extended ceasefire.

    So the latest ‘scores on the doors’ are as follows;

    Hamas 67 : 1,800 Israel

    It has been a rather one-sided affair, so much so that viewers around the world have lost interest.

    Well, to be specific the plebs around the world have taken a keen interest and have voiced their concerns on this shocking mismatch of a fight.

    But, the political elite and MSM around the world have generally tried to look the other way. So much so, that the UN Secretary General has referred to Gaza as ‘the world’s shame’.

    Who would want to be friends with a pariah state like Israel ?

    Who would want to be friends with a terrorist state like Israel ?

    Any sympathy I had for Israel started to evaporate in 2009, and has now vanished completely.

    I’ll be called the usual ‘name’ no doubt.

    I don’t like bullies – and I certainly despise bullies who used to be bullied who should be setting an example on how to behave on the global stage.

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

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  58. 193
    Bibi says:

    Fuck Hamass. Idiots.

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Fuck Bibi and his exposed zionuts.

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      • 202
        Eeeyepblowing goats says:

        Fuck you and your tin foil hat you fucking retard.

        Does your mum know you’re up using her computer after bed time or is she too busy with Winston and Leroy?

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          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Are you a homo Israeli activist troll?

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          • Eeeeyepblowing goats off says:

            No I’m not a homo Israeli activist troll today but maybe I am not a hetro muzzie activist pro Gaza troll tomorrow you twat!

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    Reblogged this on Gavin Maclure's Musings and commented:
    And the fun begins…
    The media are going to have a field day over the next 10 months.

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  60. 204
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    yes but, we must consider all actions might be measured then in the transition by death, we might be asked to explain those things that we did in the life given and judged and punished if appropriate.

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      Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

      meaning that it is well known what is a charitable act and what is an evil act. A person who commits an evil act say by chopping off the head of another human knows they have committed an evil act and that will forever stain their existence in all eternity.

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  61. 206
    Fed up in Beaconsfield says:

    Is it just me…but is Jack Whitehall the biggest unfunniest c’unt on BBC TV?

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    • 209
      Cpl Hicks says:

      I suggest you steer well clear of Marcus Brigstock.

      He’s about as funny as having a really bad case of AIDS, whilst being stuck in a lift with EYBW.

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    • 246
      BBC Mong says:

      Toothache is funnier than anyone on BBC; mind you toothache is actually more entertaining, informative and intellectually stimulating than anything on BBC.
      But at £145.50 a pop, I couldn’t give a f*ck.

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  62. 211
    Gok Wan says:

    OMG isn’t her dress just beautiful darlings!

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  63. 222
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Dear Boris.

    You’re not funny and we’re not fooled by your act.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i love “Freedom of Expression” – It does what it says on the tin – not that some don’t like it shuvved right back up their own Rses – what with evidence that has come into the public domain – which ‘they’ thought would never see the light of day ….. Sweet.

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    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    I thought Boris was quite funny on have I got news for you

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    Weed Uggie says:

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    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft

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      Russia bans all U.S. food, EU fruit and veg in sanctions response; NATO fears invasion

      Trade war and the real thing by the looks of it. The real question is will it spill over?

      http://tinyurl.com/ky7yxwd

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        The questions now being asked is whether US will offer lethal aid to Ukraine. Russia and US will then be involved in a proxy war there. ‘Involved’ could rapidly become ‘locked into’…

        Meanwhile food prices set to ‘rocket’ in Russia. Putin’s home popularity will not stay at the current high for long. What gives first?

        This may well harm Obama, and therefore his successor, as well. How will GOP play it? How will Tea Party play it? Will they continue to split the right or find common ground on just this?

        http://tinyurl.com/ktgd7sp

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        non taxable pikey says:

        So that is where all the good Israeli fruit is going while we have to suffer that Spanish crap.

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        Spill over – Yes. But where the spills will be will be interesting.

        Banning import of US / EU food in response to sanctions is more about M’oscow wishing to retain domestic control. This will lead to food shortages in R’ussia which will be used to support the case for invasion of U’kraine.

        Easiest way to settle a restive east is to isolate and starve them into submission. Closing down the airspace, restricting incomes and engineering food shortages whilst diluting populations in the cities with increased relation of refugee’s from U’kraine is what is happening. A re-run of what S’talin / Soviets did.

        Economically, R’ussia is likely to shoot itself in the foot as it may well impose domestic price controls shortly. Capital controls have already been floated in their media.

        The food shortages will be principal propaganda fodder for making a case that the West is directly attacking R’ussian’s. R’ussia is trying to mobilize their national reserves and shift the country onto an actual war footing.

        Note: R’ussia is protecting its defence procurements – switching suppliers to Ch!na now as far as possible – and it may look to import food from its ‘allies’. That latter may fail: !’ndia for example has likely figured out what is going on and should be thinking carefully about implications for its N’orthern border.

        Important to understand from the outset and moving forward that the W’est is not targeting food period – either directly or indirectly through ‘dual use’ tricks.

        Spill overs could involve R’ussia invading Europe / attacking some NATO countries (esp B’altics), Ch!na looking to take a chunk of Eastern R’ussia, but principally a civil war within R’ussia itself (between R’ussia and central E’uras!an States / its own breakaway East) will likely result.

        If one chooses to consider U’kraine as being a renegade R-F member State (which it is not, but which R’ussia seems to consider it is) then the current conflict can be regarded as a R’ussian civil war of sorts.

        Strategically that is perhaps closer to the truth of how those without are regarding this which explains to a large degree the FP responses of the US for example. R’ussia is trying to maintain a facade of denial manifest in its disingenuous attempts to paint its intent as a response to W’estern ‘aggression’ of an expansionist EU driven by the US. (The latter to divide the EU / US by targeting EU citizens) That narrative is of course broadly false as U’kraine et al. are sovereign independent States not in the B’rezhnev sense.

        Worth revising what R’ussian nuclear doctrine actually states and recognizing that there are a number of nuclear armed States shortly to be drawn in to all this.

        L’ukoil btw have taken the lead in liquidating fixed asset liabilities abroad with their recent sell off of gas stations in certain EU member States.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Pidgin says:

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    Owen Jones says:

    I’d grow a beard in solidarity with Hamas, but I’ve not reached puberty as yet.

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  70. 289
    Ian Katzzzzzzzzzz says:

    Next week Pinocchio will be guest presenter. He’s comes across as less wooden and doesn’t have small pecker syndrome.

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  71. 290
    B En Pee says:

    If you want to see all gays, blacks, feminists, lesbians, cripples, asians and homeless exterminated, vote for the only party that speaks for you, the only party that is willing to liquidate those we all hate.

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  72. 291
    Jock Jihad says:

    We will be flying the Palestinian over Glasgee town hall in solidarity with our fellow bravehearts in Palestine.

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      Esther from Primark says:

      What is the connection with flying the flag of Palestine over the Town Hall and keeping the streets clean and tidy and Council tax bills low ?

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      Grammar Cop says:

      And what’s the name of this Palestinian whom you’ll be flying over town hall?

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      Will I am Wallace says:

      Excellent news. The English have always been our oppressors. They have never provided us with enough handouts to live a comfortable existence.

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      The Monks of Buckfast says:

      Excuse me Mr Jock, but you still have an outstanding invoice for the March shipment, the small matter of £5 billion (English).
      Thanks

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  73. 294
    Baroness Warsi says:

    ISIS psychopaths lay their victims down by 100s & open fire in mass killing sprees. They’re committing genocide & no one is stopping them.

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    • 295
      Prime Minister David Cameron says:

      Sayeeda Warsi: yesterday’s news, today’s cat litter.

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      Real politik Neocon style says:

      We sell arms to ISIS and other barbaric regimes like Saudi Arabia, which is why no governments will intervene. We sell arms to Is*ael, which is why no governments will intervene. Iraq had no arms but lots and lots of oil and strategic value, which is why the US and UK intervened to steal its resources, I mean liberate its people.

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  74. 308
    Mark Oaten says:

    But where is the by-now-traditional picture of shemale pron? I demand my shemale prno now!

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    We're actually posh than Cameron and richer tnan most Tories says:

    Boris makes a very good point..half the shadow front bench went to private schools and Oxford or Cambridge and some are even millionaires…at least Boris doesn’t hide the fact or act ashamed of his privileged schooling unlike Labour leader Miliband

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  76. 311
    Anonymous says:

    “Boris Interrupted By Spinner”
    Not to worry. It was someone unsuccessfully attempting to prevent him from making a undertaking, that he would almost immediately completely reverse. Yet without fitting him with a ball gag. And fortunately not Maggie, revolving in her vault. At the prospect of her ideological offspring, competing with each other for political oblivion…

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    Authotic says:

    I love his hair, and his bicycling skills. Both are befitting of a prime minister!

    http://fitnessontoast.com

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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