August 5th, 2014

Tory MP: This Isn’t About Getting Bercow

Tory MP David Morris, who revealed that Bercow’s financial backer Farah Sassoon posed as a Labour adviser while drinking on the Commons terrace, rejects the Speaker’s paranoid accusations that this is all a mean right-wing plot to get him:

“I think he’s a marvellous Speaker and a great bloke, but I worry about why we have someone purporting to be a Labour aide roaming the estate. She told me that she advised Miliband on ‘media issues’.”

Meanwhile, Bercow is taking his time to reply to the latest series of questions about that donation and that pass. Choosing his words carefully?


  1. 1
    Baroness "Loose Cannon" Warsi says:

    Words from Les Mis are fitting here:

    With all the anger in the land
    How long before the judgement day?
    Before we cut the fat ones down to size?
    Before the barricades arise?

  2. 2
    concrete pump says:

    “I think he’s a marvellous speaker and a great bloke”.

    I’m gonna try and let that one sink in.

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Spad Spam says:

    “She told me that she advised Miliband on ‘media issues’.”

    To be fair, Wallace does need any help he can get really!

  5. 5
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Has he drained yet?.
    The most annoying person since Paul Daniels, you’ll like this, not a lot.

  6. 6
    Jack Russell says:

    Advised Miliband on media issues? Fuuck me I’d have kept that quiet :)

  7. 7
    Rabbi Mehdi Hasan says:


  8. 8
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Has he drained yet?.
    The most annoying person since P*ul Daniels, you’ll like this, not a lot.

  9. 9
    The Evil Cult - FGM by Rusty Razor Blade says:

    From what age exactly were you brainwashed with the cult of Islam, just after birth I would guess.

  10. 10

    Tuesday afternoon, time for things you won’t see on the BBC…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  11. 11
    Morgan's Organ says:

    I’ve just let it sink in and now I’ve got indigestion because I’d rather hoped it was about getting Bercow.

  12. 12
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Don’t you think it is about time you got your ridiculous modbot sorted out Guido, everybody knows your christian name, we wont go into other matters (ahem).

  13. 13
    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting for UKIP says:

    Is the the little berk taking his time to compose a carefully crafted

    letter of resignation ???

    There is no real need as the long suffering Electors of

    Buckingham will make him an offer he cannot refuse via

    the ballot box on Thursday 7 May 2015 !!

    F. O comes to mind but its certainly not the Foreign Office

    other than as a ablutions attendant !!!

  14. 14
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Sadly, throwing my vote away on Ukip would only usher in a Labour government. The smart choice is to vote tactically to stop Labour.

  15. 15
    Maggie forever says:

    Quite possibly the worst speaker ever. High time he moved on.

  16. 16

    Vote tactically to stop Labour: Don’t vote Labour.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  17. 17
    Watcher says:

    Silly fellow. You wouldn’t be throwing your vote away, you’d be voting for UKIP and not the other three headed party.

  18. 18
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    Ukip are very unlikely to win a single seat under our voting system. If we had PR (and I’m not suggestiung we should adapt it) Ukip would not be a wasted vote. Ubnfortunately, that is just the way things are.

    How will you feel 5 years from now when Ukip still have no MPs and Miliband and Balls have trashed your savings, pension, investments…?

  19. 19
    Maggie forever says:

    To the spineless, vote for what you believe in, not to keep one party or another out. Such tactics are symptomatic of why we are in decline as a nation. Stiffen up your backbones!

  20. 20
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    This is very sexist.

  21. 21
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Time the BBC and other msm woke up and realized that we are dealing with a load of depraved nutters!

  22. 22
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    The speaker doesn’t do “high” time. Low is all he can manage.

  23. 23
    Gorbals Mick says:

    Now just a second..let’s not rule out other strong contenders for the coveted ‘worst ever’ title.

  24. 24
    Ed Moribund and Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    We will turn those savings and pensions into ‘investments’.

  25. 25
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  26. 26
    Little Johnny Bercow says:

    Have a heart Guido!

    I’m 5ft 3in and my wife’s a slag.

    I suffer every day

  27. 27
    Bing Sings but Walt Disnae says:

    Rejected names for the speaker included: Jaunty, Blabby, Dirty, Gabby, Biggy-Wiggy, Gaspy, Gloomy, Awful, Deefy, Hoppy-Jumpy, Hotsy, Nifty, and Shifty

  28. 28
    Warsi says:

    I’m not a complete nutter, I’m keeping the quaint English Ermine and the 300 GBP per day cash money!

  29. 29

    Assuming the skids are under Bercow, who would make a better Speaker?

  30. 30

    Au contraire, my dear Goldfish. This is the religion of peace harmony and goodwill. Steamrolling down all streets at a breathtaking pace. My head will soon be detached perhaps.

  31. 31
    Doppelgänger says:

    That’s Paul Daniels but with hair!

  32. 32
    Sayonara Warsi says:

    “Is the the little berk taking his time to compose a carefully crafted

    letter of resignation ???”

    I might be able to help out here. I have some experience in these matters.

  33. 33

    Will we see you back in church snuffing candles do you expect?

  34. 34
    Crispy Bryant says:

    I’d love to give it a shot

  35. 35

    Nigel the bender could do it, he has been deputy you remember before his entirely normal behavioural issues.

  36. 36


    Vote UKIP :-D

  37. 37
    Hear All See All says:

    How would I feel under the circumstances you describe?
    Resigned to the fact that in 2015 my choice of UKIP candidate hadn’t won FPTP in my constituancy, because other voters here cannot have had the courage of their convictions and voted for same old same old, which is what they got.

  38. 38
    Felonius Monk says:

    A silent order of monks is allowed one speech a year by a succession of the brothers. The day arrives and they are at breakfast which, as usual, is porridge. The allotted monk announces, “I hate porridge!” A year passes. Next monk: “I like porridge!” Third year, third monk: “I wish you two would stop this constant bickering over porridge!”

    Now, I wish you all would stop this constant bickering over “Vote UKIP, get Labour”! The motivations on both sides are obvious and the proof of the pudding (barring Nigel’s accidental death or the banning of the party) will be May 7 2015. Interim speculation is otiose.

    Vote UKIP, by the way.

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Those were the days, a Speaker, not a sqeeeker

  40. 40
    Hear All See All says:

    I do keep trying to recommend this course and to hell with any undesired consequences caused by others with less courage.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Preferable to have a person with at least some standards.

  42. 42
    Cynic says:

    Perhaps the advice was before his recent cock ups

  43. 43
    Cynic says:

    Yeah :)

  44. 44
    Cynic says:

    And height challengist :) :) :)

  45. 45

    The “man” should de -frocked de-pricked and de-headed immediately.

  46. 46

    …. i refer of course to the Mosul photo at point 9 .

    Thank you Guido Team for buggering up the insertion chronology once again!

  47. 47
    Cynic says:

    Perhaps she will soon be a widow while he cavorts with his 40 virgins

  48. 48

    Your point is academic .
    Because ukip wasted vote or no ukip wasted vote Cammomile will still lose as he has sleepwalked the Conservative oarty into some willy nilly centre ground aided by the washout LibDems and which neither right nor left have any respect for or understanding of.

    Thus , worn down by wage freezes and stagnant living standards the sheeple will ionce again turn to the only mirage of a better albeit debtridden future — the Millie and Ballsie Show.

  49. 49

    Hows abiut Penny “Abundant”?

    At least she could see over the tabke although to be fair some other protrusions might be blocking her line of sight…..

  50. 50
    RomaBert... says:

    Daft Hunt!!

  51. 51
    Silly Sally says:

    Are you talking about me again? ‘guilty face’

  52. 52
    ffs says:

    ??? You sound like yet another ZioNutter.

  53. 53
    ffs says:

    So what, they don’t hit anything with them, Shlomo.

    Lets see some vids about how the ZioNAZIs assemble their BILLIONS worth of US ordnance and their alleged nukes.

  54. 54
    ffs says:

    Some more quotes from the J E W I S H tal mud:

    Sanhedrin 55b . A J e w may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b . A J e w may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

  55. 55
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Maybe she didn’t lie? Perhaps she does advise Milibong and is also a parliamentary agent for Sally Ber-Cow?

  56. 56
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    corrrrrrr what a little cracker
    has she had her piss flaps chopped off yet?

  57. 57
    Bring back Trepanning, Leeches and Lead Oxide on the NHS says:

    He’s Politically plural! (in other words, a secret Socialist). Fancy a free ride for doing FA? If it is, then Westminster is your port of call..

  58. 58
    Oh, really? says:

    ‘Vote Ukip, Get Labour’ and ‘Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land’, take the long walk weak-willed fools. Dominated, subservient and ‘drained of all hope’ fools. Just keep on walking while looking backwards. I would swear, but you know me enough to make a point and not a statement.

  59. 59
    Nationalism is bad in the EU but not in Russia says:

    Every Nation has the right to self-determination. The scummy EU federalists seem to overlook this in Europe. If Russia, the UK, Spain (and others) determine that they want their own individual freedom’s, then so be it. Let’s be frank, ONLY Socialists are expansionists. Nationalists ONLY want to run their own Countries. (the description is in the title). Just because the National Socialists (NAZI’s) decided on a bongo bongo jaunt around Europe doesn’t mean the description fits for all of us. In fact, if I remember correctly, the scheming Socialist USSR did more killing than they did. But hey, it’s only History what?…

  60. 60
    Vote Conservative and get a wanton Ferderal Europe says:

    Hello sweetie. Did you miss me? I didn’t miss you…

  61. 61
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Precisely. I’d get you a jar at the bar our kid if I could. Spineless popinjays are the cause of our Nation’s decline (AKA Fk’in retards). Stick to your guns and vote as to what you think is best for you and your kin. Anything else is just ‘politics’-which at its source is just utter bollocks.

  62. 62
    Johnny Ghurka says:

    Sling on an 80lb pack and come and follow us up the hills gobby stretch. Any company is always welcome ;)

  63. 63
    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on. First thing before baby even gets washed is inculcation prayer.

    @FFS – get a life you moron. Wake up and smell the cinnamon coffee.

  64. 64
    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on – it is dr*ving us all crazy, especially the ban*rupts on here who live in the bas*ment

  65. 65
    Yup, spot on says:

    Yup, spot on – but whatever happened to Short Harse?

  66. 66

    Let’s see how R’ussia deals with that for U’kraine and S’iberia.

    Then compare with the EU.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  67. 67
    big Ben says:

    and Little Weed ?

  68. 68

    He has to go. He is becoming a running joke now

  69. 69
    RWG says:

    …And Wanky?

  70. 70
    Heir-peace says:

    Why the frigg did Murdoch do away with the News of the World? Where’s this promised coup d’état and why is this dwarfish shitehawk still in a job? Bastards the lot of em!

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