August 5th, 2014

So Long, Farewell, Sayeeda Says Goodbye

Sayeeda Warsi’s Tory colleagues are really, really sad that she has quit. A Tory source tells Guido:

“Warsi’s resignation is classic Warsi. Attacks her own team, pure grandstanding, and shows that she is a quitter. Her resignation does nothing to help the innocent civilians on both sides who are suffering. She had a much better chance of helping support the ceasefire if she had stayed inside Government. But instead she has thrown in the towel.”

Reaction elsewhere has been broadly positive:

With friends like these…


  1. 1
    West Country Tory says:

    What “policy over Gaza”? Cameron hasn’t got one. Clegg hasn’t got one. Ed Moribund hasn’t got one. Resign because there’s “no policy” but pretending there is one, and it’s a huge moral issue, is stupid.

  2. 2

    Good article by Douglas Murray in the Speccie.

    He only mentioned her good bits though.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  3. 3
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    No body has left a comment about the stupid fat bitch – why’s that?
    Perhaps she’s not worth commenting on.
    Bye bye darlin.

  4. 4
    Ghost of Leon says:

    “Her resignation does nothing to help the innocent civilians on both sides”
    Both ?????

  5. 5
    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting for UKIP says:

    I am certain this will be reflected on by the Electors

    on Thursday 07 May 2015 GE when we all VOTE for

    UKIP & rid OUR country of ConsLieLaborLebDims anti-democracy

    alliance who’s main agenda for decades has been to enrich themselves

    in every way possible with NO accountability what so ever allowed by them

  6. 6

    That sums up the modern gesture politics quite succinctly.

    Vote UKIP and have a REAL cause :-D

  7. 7
    David Cummerband says:

    I received the news calmly. Then I stood upon my desk and reached for the ipod dock

    “do a little dance
    make a little love
    get down tonight”

  8. 8
    Jack Russell says:

    It’s good to see someone prepared to stand up for their belief and not keep quiet and just pocket their wages.

  9. 9
    Who'd have thought it? says:

    Woman who believes in a make-believe magic invisible homophobic skyfairy and who reveres the mad medieval páédophile who invented the make-believe skyfairy turns out to have poor judgement and was a bad choice for position of government minister.

    Well, I never.

  10. 10
    Ivor Biggun says:

    She was an embarrassment. Thank God she’s gone.

  11. 11
    Jezza says:

    Warsi has certainly turned a big stone over and revealed some very unpleasant creepie-crawlies underneath. The slagging off says much more about them than it does about her.

  12. 12
    P l e b says:

    Let’s get real here. What difference has she made to anyone’s life, anywhere?

    Why do we tolerate employing these people just to talk shit all day? And we’re supposed to call her ‘Lady’? Do fuck off, Cameron.

    What is going on in Gaza is state-sponsored murder / genocide, nothing more and nothing less.

    Killers on both sides, including those giving the orders, should be rounded up and sent to the Hague asap.

    And I include Blair and Bush in that.

  13. 13
    The Pig's Ear says:

    Good riddance to obnoxious religiously-biased rubbish.

  14. 14
    Captain says:

    Good riddance to a typical PC appointee i.e., bad rubbish!

  15. 15
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Probably going back into the family business of balti houses and and sham marriages

  16. 16
    David Cameron says:

    She can stand up for her beliefs AND claim her wages. It’s a win / win.

    We’re all in this together, by the way.

  17. 17
    David Cummerband says:

    She resigned from the responsibility.
    You’ll notice she kept the money.

  18. 18

    Gazza understands more about Gaza than Warsi. Probably.

  19. 19
    The world was taken off our shoulders, after WWII, let someone else sort it out. says:

    Why would we need a policy over Gaza, it’s nothing to do with us, the problem is the USA they created the problem let them sort it out.

  20. 20
    Peter Ellis says:

    Predictable posting from an Israeli stooge !!! HaHaHa !

  21. 21
    Sane person (again) says:

    Who’s got the guts to spread that message to all of the nutters in the Middle East?

    And the y i d s are just as bad.

    Moral – if you want to be religious in the Middle East, be prepared to die for it

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t she update her twitter page?

    Senior Minister of State @foreignoffice & Minister for Faith & Communities @communitiesUK. Yorkshire born & raised & it’s home. Married to Iftikhar, mother to 5

  23. 23
    Modern Reforming Mussie says:

    Comments like that are just so 13th Century

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    ̶S̶e̶n̶i̶o̶r̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶S̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶@̶f̶o̶r̶e̶i̶g̶n̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶&̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶F̶a̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶&̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶@̶c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶U̶K̶.̶ Yorkshire born & raised & it’s home. Married to Iftikhar, mother to 5

  25. 25

    You are David Ward and I demand my £5 etc..

    Vote UKIP :-D

  26. 26
    The British media are cunts says:

    Another of Cameron’s useless women who could never get elected by the people.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    It’s an outrage that she doesn’t get the House of Lords allowances and title removed. Political peerages should only last for one parliamentary term.

  28. 28
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    These Arabs are incapable of governing themselves because they do not understand personal responsibility. They need a tyrant or a Sky Fairy to tell them what to do.

  29. 29
    Q says:

    True, at least Warsi has a foreskin.

  30. 30
    bernie the bribe says:

    follow the money

  31. 31
    Policy says:

    First policy was the crusades to kick out the invaders.
    secound policy replacing the Ottoman Empire using FO civil servants, without the strong men in charge.
    Third policy co-towing to the Americans.

    Current policy Minding our own business

    New policy, um, favourable review by media

  32. 32
    Bernard Manning says:

    If a dog is born in a stable, it doesn’t make it a horse.

  33. 33
    Cpl Hicks says:

    So tokenism doesn’t work. Big fcuking surprise there Dave!

    Another fcuk up that could have easily been avoided.

  34. 34
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    1,2,3 Shame on you BBC, Shame on you BBC…that is what the protesters chanted the week before they decided to camp outside the studios.

  35. 35

    Let’s not forget that Sayeeda Warsi has given the benefit of the doubt to Hamas before:’

    What an unpleasant little piece of shit Montgomerie is.

  36. 36
    Paniagua says:

    What is her view on assisted dying?

  37. 37
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I am in complete agreement with Baroness Warsi and have spoken to the Prime Minister, Foreign Secretary and President of the Council of Europe about this. Boaz.

  38. 38
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    O/T but German court accepts £60 M bribe to cease the prosecution of Bernie Ecclestone for , er, bribery?

  39. 39
    Told you so says:

    It’s, I told you so time, slagging her off, is about as much as she deserves as a going away present.

  40. 40
    Questions says:

    Thrown in the towel !!!

    Is it that big, and is it that time of the month already?

  41. 41
    Bitchfinder General says:

    If a cockroach is born in a stable, guess what…. It’s a cockroach!

  42. 42
    House of Ill repute says:

    Did we learn any lessons today?

  43. 43
    Greece says:

    Can we have it?

  44. 44
    Baromess Arsi says:

    When will H@m@z stop firing r✴ckets into Izrael? It ain’t promoting peace with their neighbours, is it? Poor moozies, my arsi.

  45. 45
    If politicans played the game 'Risk' they might fucking learn something says:

    This government hasn’t got a policy?
    I don’t hear any long term solutions from the angry brigade either.
    All you hear is ‘someone must do something’ from those tosspots.
    The Israeli’s already know through bitter experience what the Arabs are just finding out.
    The support of the angry brigade wont guarantee your existence and their condemnation isn’t worth a pound of smoke.
    The only long term solution in this sorry situation is for one side or the other to win.

  46. 46

    Sayeeda Warsi
    Often became arsey.
    When the going got tough
    She flounced off in a huff.

  47. 47

    Would suggest that C’aroline F’lint perhaps still retains the ‘most over promoted dousche in government ever’ title, for being made E’urope Minister under B’rown, but W’arsi spat a certain venom which is better off out than in.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  48. 48
    nell says:

    if the odious davidward is one of her supporters the tories are better off without her!! perhaps she could join the backstabbing libdems.

  49. 49
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    He’s spot on. Just after Hamas was elected the dozy bint said,

    ‘I think what’s happened in the Middle East with the election of Hamas is actually an opportunity and I think that’s the way we’ve got to see it. When groups that practice violence are suddenly propelled into power through a democratic process they get responsibility and responsibility can be a tremendously taming factor.’

    This was before they set about murdering their Fatah political opponents and waging war on Israel.

  50. 50
    Mangochutney says:

    + 2111916

  51. 51
    nell says:

    it seems a little extreme though that she can resiogn and still keep collecting her wages and expenses.

  52. 52
    Shooty* says:

    Just to be clear, so there’s no misunderstanding:

    By ‘the angry brigade’, you mean the faultless Peaceful ones who we must never, ever speak ill of, right?

  53. 53
    Hilda says:

    More and more British politicians are more concerned about the violent Mohammedans amongst us, rather thats what’s good for the UK.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    +666 (to the power of 6,000,000)

  55. 55
    RomaBert... says:

    David Ward and porkie pies go well together :)

  56. 56
    God says:

    No problem!

  57. 57
    RomaBert... says:

    I heard she is going on “I’m a Celebrity…..”

  58. 58
    A token says:

    Fuck off!

  59. 59
    Cynic says:

    At least she looked good……but God when she opened her mouth you realised it was a fembot

  60. 60

    Yes. Diplomats sometimes seem to think that everything can be solved by negotiation and compromise, if only one can understand what the other chap really wants. Sometimes, though, the other chap’s aims are irrational and absolute and one can only (i) give in, (ii) fight him, or (iii) outlast him. When dealing with a crazed axe murderer, it is no use offering to let him give you a nasty injury in exchange for sparing your life.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Are you and the EU funded pro-EU troll one and the same?

  62. 62
    Cpl Hicks says:

    I see your Flint and raise you Cathy Ashton.

  63. 63
    Der Fuhrer says:

    Look at all rhe peace my election to power brought to europe.

  64. 64
    A good tip says:

    PGA Golf

    Chris Kirk (first round leader bet only) @ 125/1

    Book closes 7 August 14:00

  65. 65
    DK says:

    WTF1 BBC WatO going into overdrive on this one, move along nothing to see, what’s Gaza to do with her!!

  66. 66
    Joker in the pack says:

    Full House

    *Shows Angela Eagle*

  67. 67
    Cotton Wool Comments says:

    Unelected and unwanted. No loss. Bye bye, Warsi. Don’t forget to resign from the House of Lords as well.

  68. 68
    News says:

    Military jets have escorted a passenger plane to Manchester Airport, National Air Traffic Control Services has confirmed.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    visibly shaken says:

    sand fairy surely – the Samiad is a good visual aid

  71. 71
    Joss Taskin says:

    …by suicide bomb?

  72. 72
    Allah says:

    Am I off the hook, then?

  73. 73
    Eliot Banks says:

    What does Pro-Israel even mean anymore.

    I thought it was the recognition of Israel to defend itself and its right to exist.

    You’re either incredibly naive or intentionally turning a blind eye if you think actions have been purely in defence.

  74. 74
    Shooty* says:

    Correction: Concerned about appeasing the violent, etc, etc.

  75. 75
    non taxable pikey says:

    Defenestration from the Hospital (Operations Bunker) windows as I recall. Those they didn’t hang.

  76. 76
    Estelle Morris says:

    I was the most over promoted of the ‘choose only from women’ cache of ministers.

    But at least I had the sense to know I was totally shite and resigned for that simple reason.

  77. 77
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    On the BBC news the reader whispers “radio one DJ Chris Denning”.

  78. 78
    Mycroft says:

    Reality check.

    The Warsi has given the next election of a Labour Gov. a boost.

    Vote UKIP or you are all going to regret not doing so deeply.

  79. 79
    non taxable pikey says:

    And be careful not to let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

  80. 80
    Ed Miliband says:

    I can’t wait to get on TV and play politics over Israel. Watch me now, hear me now, see how hypocritical I can be.

  81. 81
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Thats great news. Another unelected no talent gone. So many more idiots to go…Cable,Clegg Camoron…..

  82. 82
    visibly shaken says:

    what the monkey is going on with manchester airport?

    if its the samiad lovers again i can see this country booting them all out.

  83. 83
    Philip the Accountant says:

    Who ? I don’t think I know the name

  84. 84
    Baroness Warsi says:

    What and give up £300 a day expenses. My sort do not give up free money.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Here is the link:-

    This is a documentary. Watch it with an open mind.

  86. 86
    non taxable pikey says:

    Delingpole has just called her “Baroness Token” on Breibart. 10/10 for that one.

  87. 87

    Yes! Of course we are! And Guido. And Nigel Farage. And Eddie the Eagle. And Marcel Proust. And The Three Tenors. And Joe Stalin. And You. All one person…

    Vote UKIP and unite (not the union BTW) :-D

  88. 88
    Dr Death says:

    Same feckless non job student types, dog on a rope brigade..Bristol,Brighton same scum, smash the system leech the system..

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    We should stop arms to Israel and boycott goods from for that matter. Whatever one might think about the messenger, her motives were principled.

  90. 90
    Diane Abbott says:

    Me and Warsi are seestas.

  91. 91
    ATC says:

    MAN, feeling the enrichment. Nothing to see move along.

  92. 92

    A halal porkie… Does that work?

    UKIP :-D

  93. 93
    Vince Cable's Rucksack says:

    Good riddance. And that’s official.

  94. 94
    David Cameroon says:

    Jahbuon Handy.

  95. 95
    Bubba Gump Shrimp says:

    Whatever will the OIC do now they don’t have a placeman in the cabinet?

  96. 96
    what a gay dave says:

    Michael howard thanked her for all she did

    What did she do again?

  97. 97
    DtP says:

    And fraud my good man, don’t leave out fraud.

  98. 98
    Baroness Token says:

  99. 99
    If politicans played the game 'Risk' they might fucking learn something says:

    Angry Brigade:
    left wingers who get angry on behalf of someone or something they know bugger all about.

  100. 100
    Dr Death says:

    That will be the 13.00 from Lagos bringing in more plastic toy salesmen for our enjoyment…

  101. 101
    Achtung Spitfire! says:

    and +1 from me. Vote UKIP :)

  102. 102
    Mr Woy says:

    That didn’t take long then.

  103. 103
    rick says:

    +1 Count me in

  104. 104
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You are EYBW and I claim my Tinfoil Hat!

  105. 105
    Achtung Spitfire! says:

    Yes, typical beeboid crap. I wonder how many listeners – even Radio4 listeners – have ever heard about Warsi. Of course, the beeboids will educate them.

  106. 106

    Hmm…. Mornington Crescent !

    Vote UKIP :-D

  107. 107
    The Token Baroness says:

    Qatar Airways flight QR023 from Doha is surrounded by armed police officers and fire engines at Manchester Airport.

    It’s kicking off already, so soon.

  108. 108
    Cinna says:

    Nonsense. She’s overblown, over promoted and of little consequence. She was only where she was because she ticked two of the boxes. I.e female and m’slem. Time to stop kowtowing to all this nonsense and promote people who can actually do the job expected of them, who and put Britain first, not some r’ligious minority that has little (or nothing) in common with Britain’s ideals, history and culture.

  109. 109
    The Growler says:

    SC is anyone he wants to be, a sort of Doctor Who character who can change appearance, a very secretive a man of mystery, now do you understand?

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:


    Also we need to end the corrupt political situation that allows so called friends of Israel to buy politicians in both the UK and the Stat’s – for example when William Hague criticised Israel a few years ago he found a significant drop in his campaign contributions.

  111. 111
    Ebola says:

    She’s a nasty piece of work,steer well clear of that one.

  112. 112


    Vote UKIP :-D

  113. 113
    albacore-blimey says:

    Better than my usual rubbish.

  114. 114
  115. 115
    The Growler says:

    She might join Ukip then Nige has a lord

  116. 116
    Shooty* says:

    I’m sure, whatever it is, it’s peaceful.

  117. 117
    The Growler says:

    Probably that is why Dave was so quiet while this was going on

  118. 118
    Jimmy says:

    A tory resigning on a point of principle? Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

    No wonder the nasties are spooked.

  119. 119
    Who's bothered she's gone says:

    Join the principled side that’s getting the most favourable PR, so nothing about helping British principles or country.

  120. 120
    yawn.... says:

    yeah yeah yeah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  121. 121
    Jimmy says:

    What’s the betting that within 24 hours the photo goes viral with a claim it’s MH17.

  122. 122
    anon says:

    Vote UKIP for more fighter jets.

  123. 123
    Cinna says:

    Best form of defence is attack. So I’ve heard.

  124. 124
    Hey noney no says:

    Nah! Conservatives do resign on principle, Liebour has no principles that’s why none ever resigned, they were pushed, ask Mandy was it 3 times he resigned on principle :-)

  125. 125
    Shooty* says:

    Heh @ Twitter: “Poor old Mehdi Hasan: there goes his ‘cabinet source'”

  126. 126
    The Growler says:

    You little devil!!!!!!!

  127. 127
    Brian Epstein says:

    “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” John and Paul

    Vote UKIP.

  128. 128
    Cull the Badgers says:

    It’s clear that people like her cannot be trusted to act in Britain’s best interests.

  129. 129
    Banned says:

    She ticked a couple of diversity boxes.

  130. 130

    Safer bet is for the R’ussian MFA to make some moronic statement that this is a false flag attempt like what happened with MH17 or some such rubbish.

    On that note – The darkside of the Moon is finally coming into view…

    As they are anointing ICBM’s named ‘Satan’, tinfoil hats perhaps should be replaced with lead ones.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  131. 131
    Cpl Hicks says:

    It takes a prison sentence to get a Labour minister to resign.

    You are such a fukwit Jimmy.

  132. 132
    Fishy says:

    Yarkshire born and Yarkshire bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head.

  133. 133
    Cinna says:

    Well, that’s what you get when you allow f’reigners to take over your country. A bit like what will be happening here before too long.

  134. 134
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I think “Baroness” Warsi ought to link up with that Islamist supporting prick George Galloway. They can fight their jihad together. Scum.

  135. 135
    Village Idiot says:

    ……12hours after a service to OUR Glorious Dead !….mmmm!!

  136. 136
    anon says:

    ….3 boxes!….(skin tone)….

  137. 137
    aerobuffer says:

    well put

  138. 138
    Fishy says:

    Hmm Cpl,

    Yes. She had Flint’s gob and Sad-dick Khan’s brains.

  139. 139
    Jimmy says:

    The New Yorker piece is excellent, perhaps more for what it says about US foreign policy than about Russia.

  140. 140
    Small minds also think alike says:

    Another master stroke for affirmative action appointments

  141. 141
    Fishy says:

    But her resignation is unprincipled.

  142. 142
    David Ward says:

    Baroness Warsi, if you were to recommend a shampoo and conditioner combo to make hair so silky-smooth, what would it be?

  143. 143
    The Growler says:

    Why not have an elected lords there are too many at present,reduce it to 500, limit it to 4years before re election, only lords to stand for election both life and hereditary lords eligible to stand for election.

  144. 144
    Middle Eastern Playboy says:

    The funs in Knightsbridge..we are showing support to Gaza by parking where we want…

  145. 145

    It provides insights all round.

    But it really cannot be ignored that R’ussia has seriously lost the plot.

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  146. 146
    anon says:


  147. 147
    Mr Galloway says:

    Warsi resigns!! I recall being on Sunday Politics with her and Hazel Blears when the bitch likened 7/7 bombers to freedom fighters.

  148. 148
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I have this communication from the government.

    Baroness Token has resigned from her important post of whatever it was. She will be sadly missed.

    In light of her resignation the important post of whatever it was she did will be divided into two roles, in order to add two new tokens to the government.

    Firstly a totally cool milfy type token with good legs but a slightly severe manner and disciplinarian style tongue will take over half of the department of whatever it was.

    Then a second rounder, but more mumsey token,preferably of a non Caucasian origin, with a nice smile and a slightly air headed incompetence will take over the other half of the department of whatever it was.

    Suitable silly names such as the department for umbrella outreach enrichment, or the department for innovation and thinking hard about things, will be issued shortly.

    A photograph of the two new tokens next to the Prime Minister will be available for tomorrow’s newspapers, before these window dressers are never heard of again.

    Thank you.

    Bill Quango MP
    Deputy Head of management of Management operations of managerial management.

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Kudos to Warsi, and to the Tory MP’s who’ve expressed concern over Gaza.

    Shame on Cameron and the cabinet.

    Will Clegg be saying Israel should be banned from the world cup because of it’s actions? Of course he won’t, because he’s an opportunistic idiot who doesn’t think things through.

    Coalition government is awful if it results in a dunderhead like him as deputy PM … oh wait, it also resulted in a self serving moral vacuum like Cameron as PM.

  150. 150
    A Right Fucking Bastard. says:

    What Camermong should have said:

    “Those fucking Gaza sand nïggers were dancing in the streets when 9/11 happened. Don’t let the door hit you in your fat fucking arse, you stupid Päki bitch”.

  151. 151
    Dangerous Brian says:

    And me.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Sadly US policy seems to be here’s loads more weapons, fire away Ben.

  153. 153
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and their pregnant wives for the NHS’ enjoyment.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    You really are a right fucking bastard.

  155. 155
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Like the sound of that; “The Department of Thinking Hard about Things”.

  156. 156
    Ronaldo says:

    That’s what you get for headhunting politicians as if they were premiership footballers. You get politicians with the same sense of loyalty as premiership footballers.

  157. 157
    Cinna says:

    She’s not got a principled bone in her body. Her hubris will be her downfall yet.

  158. 158
    Cinna says:

    We have a constant demo in front of a J’wish cosmetic shop in King St Manchester. Apparently the chief constable is concerned that, what with counter demonstrations, it’s threatening “community cohesion”.

    He’s that concerned he can’t be a’rsed to clear the rabble from the street.

  159. 159
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Hydrogen peroxide.

  160. 160
    Electoral commision. says:

    Aren’t they due an election ? Or was it like hitlers, for ever.

  161. 161
    Another idiot returns from holiday says:

    Seems a bomb hoax and another “plonker” who hasn’t read the news and thinks it’s a laff to be making such claims and no realise that they can seriously damage your health….. no doubt he rapidly sobered up when he was told to keep his hands on his head and make no sudden movements.

    I hope that he will be facing at the very least a very large fine followed by a lifetime ban from on any civilian airliner ever again and serves the plonker right

  162. 162
    Hey noney no says:

    Seems Baroness token has been forgotten already, other principles seem to have taken over, especially the airplane from Doha.

  163. 163


    That is really below the belt! :-)

    Few people really get to hurt me but…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  164. 164
    Priti Vacant MP says:

    Bags I the first one!

  165. 165

    Whereas you…?

    I did leave a reply for you this morning but the page turned so you may not have seen it.

    Let me know the very moment you don’t see it again.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  166. 166
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Thanks Bill

    Lynton Crosby
    Area Resource Senior Executive, Head Of Local Expertise

  167. 167
    Cinna says:

    Judging by the pic of a guy under arrest I’d guess it’s drunken expat coming home on R & R.

  168. 168
    Nick Clegg says:

    We spurn normal job titles in the LibDems. We use our North American Indian names.

    Nick Clegg

    Two Dogs Shagging

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    “During a rather heated and angry Question Time, just after two car bombs had been placed outside a London nightclub on lady’s night, we got onto Iraq. I repeatedly asked Warsi to condemn the killing of British troops in Iraq. She repeatedly refused to do so. I don’t think I’ve ever had more emails from servicemen and women and their families, asking how it could be that a Conservative (then shadow) minister would not condemn the killing of British troops while they were on active service.”

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:


  171. 171
    The two Muppets says:

    In your dreams .

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    According to the BBC Warsi is a MP. When did that happen?

  173. 173
    Cpl Hicks says:

    We can actually agree on something Jimmy. It was a very good article.

    See, isn’t it better when you’re not trying to be a smartarse leftie!

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    One less muzzie in Parliament – ban the lot.

  175. 175
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Can somebody please explain to me what use a Typhoon jet fighter is going to be in dealing with one deranged passenger @30,000 ft on a domestic air flight ?. are we getting in to Sylvester Stallone country.

  176. 176
    A Bacon Sarnie says:

    Get it out man, don’t sit on the fence.

  177. 177
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Below the belt is the best target SC. A swift kick to the stains will drap any man as my Glasgee CSgt at Sandbags would say.

    I’m pretty sure you’ve not been spade SC so I’m sure it would have hurt!

    EYBW has certainly been castrated so he wouldn’t have felt a thing!

  178. 178
    The Voice of Reason says:

    Strange, I thought as such a principled person, she was perhaps resigning over the unconscionable persecution of Christians in Mosul by her brothers in faith or maybe the appalling oppression of civilians in Libya. But no – it seems not.
    It seems she supports the version of events as told by Hamas, a terrorist organisation that supports genocide.

  179. 179
    The Voice of Reason says:

    She is a Muslim Person isn’t she? She never stops proclaiming the fact.

  180. 180
    The two Muppets says:

    Her resignation had more to do with her not getting a higher profile job
    in the Cabinet re-shuffle . She was over promoted anyway .

  181. 181
    A Right Fucking Bastard. says:

    Have I upset you, cüntwaft?


  182. 182
    House of Bloat says:

    Sadly, we must assume her principles will not extend to giving back the ermine and reliquishing her £300 per day cash.

  183. 183
    Blind Eyed Tokenist Government says:

    …………so another mad mozzie cultist, hopefully female, genital mutilation preferable, required by Dave then? asap!

  184. 184
    inside out says:

    Hamas policy is to wipe out Israel,not surprisingly Israel wants to resist that policy.So they will have skirmishes every three or four years,why should the UK get involved,or have a policy?Until they accept one another the status quo will continue.

  185. 185
    inside out says:

    Not very PC old chap.

  186. 186
    peterthepainter says:


    Half a dozen would be 6 too many.

  187. 187
    inside out says:

    You mean the Lagos shuttle.

  188. 188
    Oven glove says:

    Useless in the kitchen and useless in bed (it would seem as she got herself knocked up 5 times!).

  189. 189
    Oven glove says:

    … except possibly in Towering Hambones

  190. 190
    Captain Moonlight says:

    Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee,
    Wipe the tear, Warsi dear, from your eye-ee,
    Tho’ it’s hard to part I know,
    I’ll be tickled to death to see you go.
    Don’t cry-ee, dont sigh-ee,
    there’s a silver lining in the sky-ee,
    Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
    Nah-poo, toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee.

    (PS Don’t let the door hit you in the a**e on the way out)

  191. 191
    inside out says:

    Should taser the bloke and if he twitchs shoot him dead.

  192. 192

    You peopke (like Warsi and indeed many others inside and outside Govt) are acting as if Brittania still ruled the waves and uk foreign policy were still governed by gunships and ” stiff notes”
    Hello ?

    We have nt had an Empire for 60 years . We are hanging like grim death to the UN SEAT ( as is France). We are no longer seen as any semblance of a world power being dwarfed economically these days by economies such as Brazil and Indonesia . We are certainly not equipped financislly to be the world s policemsn and tha majority of Brits don t want ys to be .
    We have NO say in the affairs of other sovereign nations other than as a vassal member state of the EUSSR thus we should not even dream of an aspiration to that role .

    The Americans are slowly learning their lesson iof adopting that mantle — with Iraq Afgan Libya Syria and Ukraine crumbling as a result of their lead interventions and the whole Arab world on the brink of Caliphacy .

    We don t have a policy on Gaza, Israel or any where else .? Good ! Let s keep it that way . They are still ( just about ) sovereign states . So possibly are we (?) Let s till our own fields and remember charity begins at home …….

  193. 193
    Oven glove says:

    … or just take herself completely out of our politics altogether. Nobody would miss her.

  194. 194
    Oven glove says:

    Are you taking lessons from Alley Baba Basketcase?

  195. 195
    Quantitative Sleazing says:

    There once was a Baroness Warsi,
    Who’d risen to be rather classy,
    But since the kerfuffle,
    Of David’s reshuffle,
    She suddenly turned a bit arsey.

  196. 196
    Oven glove says:

    Much like the rest of the Cabinet and Opposition front bench.

  197. 197
    Oven glove says:

    Keith Vaz might be able to help with regard to this one!

  198. 198
    Oven glove says:

    .. and lots of left footers too!

  199. 199

    I m sorry to say the Red Flag will be flying over Whitehall on 16th May and Ken “Lovingstone ” will be back re inventing taxpayer funded London Fun Days whilst the first foreign visit of PM Milliband will be to Pyongyang.

    This is a DEAD CERT especially if Scotland vote against indie which they will do.

    Whatever odds Paddy P is giving on a straight liebour majority win I ll take them now and at least profit from private grief …r

  200. 200
    Fred the pensioner says:

    It is used to ensure that the pilot follows ATC instructions exactly as given. If the commercial pilot suddenly veered off to (for example) crash into Buck House or the HoC, the jet would just shoot it down without hesitation.

    Hope that helps

  201. 201
    Oven glove says:

    Are the clitflaps of these women connected by an invisible nerve chord direct to their brains? Seems like when they get FMG’d their brains also go into the disposal chute.

  202. 202
    Radio Bollocks says:

    Gooodbyeeee Warsi. Now we need Abbot buggering off – and the BBC told to stop using her prattle.

  203. 203
    Me was first says:

    I bags her car parking space.

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    A stupid one, more like it…

  205. 205
    Jizzer Paxo says:

    Stupid? Which part was wrong?

  206. 206

    Not really nell — it s what s called the gravy train …. it never stops …

  207. 207

    Hello Damian my son .
    It s McPoison your Dad calling ……

  208. 208

    Five times eh ? Busy girl .

  209. 209

    They tried to do something like that yesterday in Italy by proposing to abolish immunity from criminal prosecution of Senatore and MP s .

    The Prime Minister nearly got lynched .

    Needless to say the motion was HEAVILY defeated….

  210. 210

    I thought the BBC SUPPORTED the ragheads . no ??

  211. 211

    Good riddance to bad ministers

  212. 212

    Whst s the betting she s on Newsnight tonight with Evan Davies giving her a verbal blowjob?( if he s started work yet ).

  213. 213

    Actuslly nobody needs suicide bombers any more . It s all done by Googke driverless cars with a “device” inside and a pre orogrammed satnav with timer controlled by smartphone.

    So the suicide jockeys are redundant as indeed are the twenty vestal virgins waiting for them in Heaven . Technology inexorably eating away at tbe working class…..

    Procul Harum eat their dust !

  214. 214

    bring back moshe dayan !!!

  215. 215

    With your level of debt that wouldn t even buy you a pot to piss in .

  216. 216

    Bless her Imam for she was Sayeeda
    Although made a Baronees no one used to heed’er(!)
    She always did stumble and often did trip
    For her view was conditioned by the Gaza Strip.

    Inch ‘Allah

    courtesy The Saw Doctors ( Ras Al Khaima edition)

  217. 217

    Roysl Flush !!(reveals Two ” Talons “)

  218. 218
    Taxfodder says:

    Does not matter either way what she is/does/thinks or says….

    Its not the fault of UKIP this time its the fault of bad advice and bad leadership…..

    CCHQ lost plot and direction long ago, their amateurish bumbling is doing far more damage than Warsi is/was ever likely to.

    CCHQ = Donkeys leading donkeys…..

    Millipeed at this rate could win the election in his sleep, he must be laughing his socks off and no doubt preparing for government.

  219. 219

    Who among those outside the Westminster bubble and Islington dinner party circuit gives a fuck about Gaza? I certainly don’t and won’t lose any sleep over its occupants’ self inflicted problems.

  220. 220

    I don t agree .

    Vite for ukip or whomsoever else you like .

    The fact remains the mongs are going to vote mob handed and they will elect t Labour ….

  221. 221

    I’m angry, but I’m no left winger! I’m angry that election after election we are given the choice of voting for total incompetents who only seem to want to fill their pockets and bank accounts at taxpayers’ expense, who have never lived in the real world and wouldn’t normally give the time of day to us voters. What really makes me angry is that these numpties when elected then have the nerve to tell the rest of us how we should live our lives and even what to think and say. Have any of these bastards ever made our lives easier with their “policies”? Surely there are better candidates out there who haven’t been party hacks and time servers – someone who has an old fashioned sense of duty to this country and its people? Perhaps the best candidates don’t join the corrupt and sclerotic political parties currently running Parliament.

    Our political class is working against us, not on our behalf.

    Rant over!

  222. 222
    Dr Death says:

    Will pop down indoors needs some FlowerBomb…

  223. 223
    SOLON 13 says:

    The BBC’s coverage of gaza must please Baroness Warsi. They’ve been in Gaza for weeks and they haven’t one shown a Hamas fighter or a rocket-lainching site nor have they interviewed one Hamas figure. From the BBC’s coverage you’d think the conflict was completely one-sided. I suppose that will please the Guardian

  224. 224
    Outside the Bubble says:

    At least she is now available for Strictly or Nonentity in the Jungle. Next year she might even aspire to voice over for chair lifts during daytime TV.

  225. 225
    Ed "The wrong" ( Milliband) says:

    Warsi(pronounced Varsi) has gone, who was she anyway?

  226. 226
    Ed "The wrong" ( Milliband) says:

    I will be there singing “Keep the red flag flying here”

  227. 227
    Beware what you wish for.. says:

    Anonymous. Ah, so you’re quite happy to be subservient to a German hegemony of the EU, even though they export more arms than the UK does? Fucking ignorant, hypocritical Hunts like you are a menace to decent thought. Fuck you, and the arse you rode in on. Twat.

  228. 228
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Don’t forget me!

  229. 229
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Ah, so you can see into the future. What’s the point in having an Election when schmucks like you can already predetermine them? Do you think that normal folks cannot see what is happening to their Country every time they open their front door? You fucking clowns seem to think they cannot..

  230. 230
    God? Allah? Same old shit, different day.. says:

    The Fkin’ fruit bats ‘supposedly’ follow the same God. Ain’t ignorance grand?..

  231. 231
    English Republican says:

    I won’t tell you what I think as it’s obvious. If you’re not elected then you should have NO position of power. End of. Dictatorial shites.

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    Good riddance…..

  233. 233
    RWG says:

    Ahhh, The Saw Doctors…

    “I want to bang the Bangles!”

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Using this reasoning, Bomber Hague should not have wanted the UK to be involved with air strike against Syria. For the problem was nothing to do with the UK. Given the US created the the terror gangs – should we not let Uncle Sam sort out the problem of ISIS?

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    A well-made and honest remark on standards in government. And it was published here – this will never do.

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    Standard worn-out insults, from standard worn-out hard-right scum.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Agree. For is not ‘crazed axe murderer’ is a most fitting term for the IDF?

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    One look at the hard facts should be enough to prove that the conflict is completely and totally one-sided. It really is that simple.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    ‘It is appalling that civilians who have heeded Israeli warnings to flee their homes have been killed and injured overnight in the presumed sanctuary of a UN school.’ Philip Luther, Amnesty’s Middle East and North Africa Director

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    “How many deaths will be enough? The human toll of the violence is horrific. The past weeks of violence have seen at least 1,843 Palestinian deaths (415 of them children) and more than 9,000 injured…”

    “…Indiscriminate targeting of civilians and medical facilities is against international law. And if countries, including the UK, continue to supply weapons to Israel they will be potentially facilitating war crimes.

    Gaza: Stop the arms, stop the killing. Amnesty Intenational

  241. 241

    Sorry Tumbril spoke too soon .

    Actually Italy oassed yesterday first reading of Bill culling Senate to 100 seats just like USA.

    Admittedly it s got to pass to third reading and then a referendum (!!!) to becone law but in 2056 they should just about be ready to adopit as legislation.

    Yes I did say 2056 ……. you know the Italians …..

Seen Elsewhere

UKIP’s Youth Challenge | BBC
ISIS Operative: This Is How We Send Jihadis To Europe | BuzzFeed
Shapps Defends Bashir Defection | Seb Payne
Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath
Boris: Jihadis are W*nkers | Sun
Ed Miliband: International Sex Symbol | Telegraph

Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers