August 5th, 2014

Balls Fined £900


  1. 1
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    BALLS OUT !!

  2. 2
    Graham says:

    Miliband’s Minister of Transport ?

  3. 3
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Dishface’s religious adviser is ‘terrorist’ Muslim Brotherhood together with unelected Baronness Warsi

  4. 4
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Balls has more points than a Hornby trainset.

  5. 5
    Glyn H says:

    That’s him and the ghastly Harriet dealt with. And Joyce, McShame, Morely, Moran. Bring on more of them, preferably McMental for dodgy dealing over that TUC flat and find Blairs expenses claims please.

  6. 6
    bagehot w says:

    its cheaper to wreck the financial system

  7. 7
    The two Muppets says:

    The whole saga shows what a lying, slimy useless individual he is .

  8. 8
    Phantomsby says:

    Imagine the uproar if it had been Nigel Farage!

  9. 9
    One-eye son manse says:

    It wasne him

  10. 10
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Can I claim the fine on expenses ?

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    oh boo hoo

  12. 12
    Neville Chamberlain says:

    On expenses, no doubt

  13. 13
    Joss Taskin says:

    Who ?

  14. 14
    The two Muppets says:

    No doubt he will try and claim his fine on expenses .

  15. 15
    David E says:

    I’m sure he won’t put the fine on his Parliamentary Expenses claims.

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    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting UKIP ...... says:

    Lets see 5 penalty points plus fine of £900………

    Hopefully somebody will be monitoring his expenses to

    ensure he does not slip this amount in some where for

    the masses to pick up………As for him being in control

    of OUR countries Purse Strings post May 2015 we MUST

    all ensure this never happens as he is not fit to be in

    charge of a market stall like the rest of his corrupt ilk

    who are all control freaks & not fit for ANY public office

    ever again…..

  17. 17
    The two Muppets says:

    As long as he is kept well away from the economy .

  18. 18
    Will says:

    Next time he might get a ban

  19. 19
    Employment Office says:

    No way. Yvete will just have to get a proper job.

  20. 20
    Dale says:

    and what do pints mean?

  21. 21
    Cynic says:

    Had he been tin the pub with Ed?

  22. 22
    Whitestones says:

    Of course, he left the scene because he didn’t realise he had hit another vehicle and had not been drinking.

    Car crash driver……future car crash chancellor.

  23. 23
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  24. 24
    Uncle Sam says:

    3 strikes and ya out.

    1 to go, mofo.

  25. 25
    My Noble Lord Omlette says:

    £900 + £2850 legal fees.

  26. 26
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    I will be the Chancellor in 2015.

  27. 27

    Pity he didn’t get a ban. Otherwise the answer would be: Just Walk Away – appropriately by the Left Banke…

  28. 28
    Wah wah pedal says:

    It really does pay to be an MP doesn’t it.

  29. 29
    A reaonanle man says:

    The Conservatives appear to be:
    ‘Better together/Scotland.’
    ‘We’re better off out/Europe’.
    ‘What children, where?/Gaza.
    Biggest economy in Europe 2030/cuts across Councils/care homes/UK

    A fucking mess, if one may say so.

  30. 30
    Dale Farmer says:

    Causes a crash and flees the scene.

    At least he’s been held to account this time, unlike Labour’s recession and the bank runs.

  31. 31

    Warsi wanted to be Foreign Secretary? :roll:

    Bit like Brown wanted to be Prime Minister really, isn’t it?

    Oh! Hold on…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  32. 32
    Yvette says:

    Thanks for taking the fall Eddy.

    *Oh shit I meant to email this*

  33. 33
    From the archives says:

    Exclusive news footage of Ed Balls arriving late for a Labour poster launch

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Finally Balls gets fined for something.

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown says:

    It started in America on the A480.

  36. 36
    nell says:

    If labour get unto no10 with a coalition with the libdems, the libdems will be lucky to be given a tea lady job.

  37. 37
    nell says:

    Don’t forget his legal expenses he’ll be claiming them as well!!

  38. 38
    nell says:

    they go into politics precisely because they are unemployable in the real world. who on earth would employ the shrill yvette and in what capacity?!!

  39. 39
    Anon but Voting UKIP @ 2015 GE...... says:

    Please name just ONE destitute MP ??

    Bet you can’t………

    All ConsLieLaborLebDims anti-democracy alliance MP’s

    are totally addicted to being glued to the free flowing

    abundant public teat of OUR money & they will NEVER

    allow anyone to get them off until they die but they make

    certain there sprogs are in place behind them to continue

    there divine right to purloin as much of OUR money as possible….!!!

  40. 40

    Just think!

    If Balls were to incur only 777,777,776 more fines of similar amount, it would entirely eliminate the increase in debt that was run up during Labour’s years.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  41. 41

    The justice system ballsed that one up

  42. 42
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Labour are in an even bigger mess and one may find that even more hilarious!

  43. 43
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Dinner lady at some junior school.

  44. 44
    inside out says:

    They are all in it together.

  45. 45
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    What the fuck has Gaza got to do with the UK?

  46. 46
    Balls Licked says:

    It’s a pity he didn’t drive his car off a cliff and then have a minor bump with the economy, rather than the other way around.

  47. 47
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Yup, big opportunity to get this bozo off the streets in the run up to the election. Miliband must be spitting feathers he ain’t locked up.

  48. 48
    táxpáyér says:

    In the State’s there’s a lot of MB folks appear if you dig around the Obama regime.

  49. 49
    The Public says:

    We can no longer support Mrs Warsi

  50. 50
    Come in number 1 your times up says:

    Problem is Balls knows he’s a deadbeat and useless but he’s guarding his missus so she ends up on the top table, after all she wants to be the Liebour PM, god help us, because she is as useless as Warsi.

  51. 51
    Dangerous Brian says:

    A nasty slight on dinner ladies methinks.

  52. 52
    Ken Dodd says:

    What a day for being a friend of Izrael!

  53. 53
    DFS Sofa says:

    Neither can I.

  54. 54

    From the recent memory hole + news for !srael-P’alestine intifada’istas:

    Confirms what was hinted at by the oil trade discussions which were reported on around the same time.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  55. 55
    A Prawn Sandwich says:

    Having read this I can only conclude that German Justice is the finest in the world.

  56. 56
    Sane person says:

    Throughout history, the j e w s have caused trouble and courted unpopularity. They’re at it again.
    Time to move the whole lot of them to somewhere else, suitably unpopulated, where they can be forgotten.

  57. 57
    Outstanding balance says:

    So that just leaves £2.8 trillion he still owes us.

  58. 58
    Millions of Mr & Mrs Joe Public are all Voting for UKIP says:

    Thank you for the reminder on what this

    parasite, pimp & leech aka MP will dump on us

    to pay as he spreads his mendacity & manipulation

    to the masses & is laughingly called Democracy……

    Toilet attendants have more ability & integrity than this

    piece of foul smelling excrement who should have been

    sloshed down the sewers for good years ago…….

  59. 59
    Arthur Balfour says:

    I do seem to have a lot to answer for.

  60. 60
    Jesus says:

    Am I the only one really looking forward to seeing Labour win in 2015? The world is about to crumble into economic and social chaos. Wars are about to begin that will claim the lives of millions. The light comic relief of watching Milliabnd fly the world trying to be a statesman will be much needed.

  61. 61
    Tachybaptus says:

    But that would only mean that he is driven everywhere by a chauffeur at OUR expense.

  62. 62
    Only Chavs shop at Tesco says:

    You’re not wrong, Millions. The problem is that useless, hopeless, floundering Cameron, who’d be pushed to run a Scout pack on his own, is going to let Balls and Co back in by driving thousands of Tories into voting UKIP. I was at public school. The place was full of guys like Cast-Iron Dave – smooth, confident, empty-headed and totally dependent on Mummy and Daddy. The Tories selected the wrong leader on the basis of ONE well-presented speech. Meanwhile, the bloke with the breadth and ability sits on the sidelines fiddling his thumbs and Nigel is getting ready to let an even worse idiot into No 10.

  63. 63
    Tachybaptus says:

    They’re penalty pints: Kaliber, and you have to drink them all in five minutes.

  64. 64
    Josh Connor says:

    Well that’s a balls up

  65. 65
    Tachybaptus says:

    If Miliband flew the world it would crash into the sun.

  66. 66
    @MandOConserv says:

    Support @andreajenkyns for Morley and Outwood to get this laughing stock out of West Yorkshire

  67. 67
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    He won’t just try and claim he will claim everything on expenses. These Labour morons think we are there to fund their extravagance time after time. It’s a real shame we can’t put the lot of them in front of a firing squad before they get the chance to trash the Country again.

  68. 68
    anonymouse says:

    their sprogs; their divine right.

  69. 69
    Are you thick? says:

    The Conservatives run the UK.

  70. 70

    Striking: the distance he keeps from Hamas.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  71. 71
    Cpl Hicks says:

    It’s all a conspiracy Maq. You know the one EYBlowingGoats keeps telling us about.

  72. 72
    Oh, really? says:

    A man with principles would have resigned.

    Ha, ha! Oh, I realise what I just did, then! Sorry! My mistake.

    Balls is principle lite, isn’t he?

  73. 73
    Why us, again. says:

    LibLabCon the eternal triangle that Britain will never get rid of, a vote for the triangle is still a vote for us to fly into the sun, Camoron or Milliboy will still be light comic relief as the dip their hands in our pockets and steal even more of our money.

  74. 74
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Ha ha.

  75. 75
    Not a fair punishment says:

    A day at court is a day of holiday.
    A meeting with a solicitor, of which there would be more than one would be two half day holidays.

    What is the equaivalent for a politician?

  76. 76
    Ed Balls says:

    I may be an odious tosser but I will be your chancellor next year. Suck it up.

  77. 77
    Why us, again. says:

    Your talking about Liebour principles, Liebour don’t have any principles, 13 years proved that and it’s still the same gang trying to get votes to ruin the country yet again.

  78. 78
    A Normanism says:

    In office but not listened to

  79. 79
    Owhine Jones says:

    Economy, cars, what’s next?

  80. 80
    táxpáyér says:

    Both got too many muzzies.

  81. 81
    fhip says:

    I wonder when his court case is coming up for recklessly nearly bankrupting the economy and leaving us all with decades his debt to pay off?

  82. 82
    Why us, again. says:

    Just put it on tax free expenses, after all the fine and lawyers expenses are just one dept of government passing the paperwork to another government dept, no money changes hands.

  83. 83
    táxpáyér says:

    No mention of a middle east peace envoy?

  84. 84
    táxpáyér says:

    I think you mean the iSlamics.

    J e w s have been too busy inventing and discovering things, to annoy any civilised person.

  85. 85
    táxpáyér says:


  86. 86

    Was there ever one? ;-)

    Etcetera :-D

  87. 87
    cecil rhodes says:

    At least we know Milibabdwagon wouldn’t contemplate letting criminals into the heart of Downing Street. ..

  88. 88
    A Labour Party spokesmong says:

    No, wrong. Completely wrong.

    As Ed Miliband said, we have a New Generation now.

    Any similarity (names, faces, policies) to the previous generation is purely coincidental.

    PS: Cost of living crisis.

  89. 89
    Eric Schön says:

    Man-made global warming?

  90. 90

    Only if you read the UK Press:


    That interfax interview just seals the deal.

    Let’s the cat out of the bag wrt who supports P’utin in UK also.

    Consider this in context of W’arsi’s resignation:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  91. 91

    He’s been very quiet.

    Trolled a bit by the Indy who have suggested his ‘Foundation’ may be acting like a parallel State in waiting. Just the usual megaloman!a stuff…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  92. 92
    Eunuchonomics says:

    Do not let him near the economy.

  93. 93
    Bog Paper says:

    Prefer this

  94. 94
    Ed's Rabbi says:

    It cost Bernie £60,000,000.00 in bribes to get off; I can’t see the parliamentary expenses system having that kind of money until Labour gets the chance to tax the living daylights out of us

  95. 95

    ‘Let’s not forget that Sayeeda Warsi has given the benefit of the doubt to Hamas before:’

    What an unpleasant little piece of shit Montgomerie is.

  96. 96
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I think an early lunch is in order SC.

  97. 97
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Balls speaks, he lies.

  98. 98
    mrs Balls says:

    A 100% copper-bottomed, slimy, gurning, prick. Or, should I be more explicit?

  99. 99
    Ed Miliband says:

    Fear not, Comrade Balls: the Magistrates will be made to suffer, when the glorious Socialist Islamic Republic is established in 2015. I’m keeping a list…

  100. 100
    Sun Photographer says:

    As he has more points, his insurance will increase considerably. Guess he will put that down on expenses, so why will he care.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:


    Sorry Len I didn t know about the £2850 costs when I asked you for £900 quid earlier from Brotherhood funds as they did not announce that on Radio Four lunchtime.
    Can you add that on please. Usual l rate of interest .

    Reimbursement as with all other liabilities once in Numnber Eleven come May.

    Ta awfully .

  102. 102
    I Know, I Just Don't Know What Yet says:

    I know, they’ve tried smears, they’ve tried intimidation, they’ve tried Htaed Treaths. Now they’re trying a media blackout. Good innit. Ever feel that those from the MSM, and the LibLabCon’s, are not too far removed from Joseph Goebbels?

  103. 103
    Not You Again.. says:

    So, UKIP steal Labour seats…OK, but UKIP stealing Tory seats (with a contrived Federal EU) isn’t. Just take a look in the mirror fool. Grow some balls FFS. Vote for who YOU believe in, tactical voting has left us in the mess that we have ATM. YOU’RE part of the problem.

  104. 104
    Schoolchild says:

    I need dinner and the dinner lady is paid far less than a politician.

  105. 105
    Fuck Labour says:

    The inflated fuss over Baromess Varsi – who gives a tuppenny fart? – is most covenient for the reptilian Balls. I seem to remember something interfering with the aftermath of Harriet the Hypocrite’s vehicular no-no in a similar fashion.

  106. 106
    Schoolchild says:

    That’s quite a coincidence for the fine in euros to have been £60m to the penny.

  107. 107
    Rumpole says:

    But was only awarded the the minimum points for the offences charged. As the Mags pronounced the full sentence today, he hasn’t totted up to 12 and a potential disqualification. And how did the prosecution costs add up to £2,500 for a routine motoring summons? Mr Balls hasn’t been trying it on against the summons despite saying that it was he wot did it and would see the car-owner “right”? I wonder who turned up at Court on his behalf? Perhaps, Treasury Counsel had a spare day in their diary for a short appointment in Leeds Mags?

  108. 108
    Oven glove says:

    That will only work if the Cameroon bans postal voting – something he appears to have overlooked after nearly five years in charge.

  109. 109
    Oven glove says:

    Merely one day’s contributions to the EU cess pit.

  110. 110

    Predicted this in 2010. These two jokers are keeping other people out of the running and “shadow experience” who might run as alternatives to the actual holders in due course of these Offices. As one can’t imagine Harpic as PM, the only probable wimmins’ choice is Yvette.
    I think that Labour have got caught out by the possibility of power this time around when they didn’t expect Buggin’s Turn to come ’round for another term. They find with real horror that they’ve got a complete Doylum as shadow PM and an utter wazerk as Shadow Chancellor. In reality, Labour really don’t have anybody fit or capable of even pretending to know what they’re doing.

  111. 111

    Jah, und ve have always got zer room for a commonzenze arrangement involving £60 millionen ReichsMarks.

    He did say he vos from Englische stock?

  112. 112
    Pickled Wizard says:

    No, I think it means he will be driven once by chauffeur – flat on his back, in a box to a hole in the ground, 6′ x 6′ x 3′

  113. 113
    Balls talks Balls says:

    Ed Balls’ Voting Record: ‘TheyWorkForYou website’.

    Voted for equal gay rights.

    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex.

    Voted against an investigation into the Iraq war.

    Voted for more EU integration.

    Voted against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU.

    Voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits.

    Voted against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax

    Voted for a banker’s bonus tax (so Labour can waste more money on themselves and useless projects).

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation (for small/medium size businesses).

    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance.

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients.

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools (so schools can stay under complete control by Bureaucrats & Trade Unions).

    Voted against academy schools.

    Voted against a transparent Parliament.

    Voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons.

    Voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency.

    Voted for introducing ID cards.

    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments.

    Voted for measures to prevent climate change.

    (1) Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper ‘flipped’ homes three times: MPs’ expenses (The Telegraph, 15 May 2009):

    “Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper, the husband and wife Cabinet ministers, “flipped” the designation of their second home to three different properties within the space of two years”.

    (2) Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper face probe after claiming more than £14,000 travel expenses for their children (Daily Mail, 7 March 2011).

  114. 114
    Labour Party Driving Instructor says:

  115. 115
    Bring back hanging for Traitors says:

    Take care of your own business matey, and hopefully others will do the same. As for housing, care homes, etc., you know the reason why we don’t have any for those that actually have the RIGHT to them. Ever seen a ‘British Newbie’ without a baby? Sapping the system that yours and I’s Parents built up, only to be pissed-away on some newfangled EU Federalist/Unlimited Immigration policy by champagne socialists.

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    Anonymous says:

    This is often the cry in the Westminster Bar after a few drinks and a few interns have popped in.

  117. 117
    FeeltheGreek says:

    Our next Chancellor !! ??

  118. 118
    FeeltheGreek says:

    Shame they did away with ‘bus conductors.

  119. 119
    FeeltheGreek says:

    I saw no car – Nelson Balls.

  120. 120
    Miranda says:

    Nigel is the cat amongst the pigeons – ’bout time we had a real shake-up.
    They’re all running scared – the bar-stewards.

  121. 121
    Miranda says:

    He should’ve gone to SpecSavers.

  122. 122
    Rupert says:

    Balls is the assholes asshole. If you want to see him in a big car crash just vote Labour next May and let him be Chancellor again

  123. 123
    Violent Asquith says:

    Quite a challenge, Nell. Foghorn perhaps?

  124. 124
    Violent Asquith says:

    And that bloke Jesus, he was the worst!

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