August 4th, 2014

Tory MP Graham Stuart Raving Video Emerges

Well one Tory MP  is having a mental recess. Gurning Graham Stuart spent his Saturday night at the Humber Street Sesh with monged out fellow revellers dancing to Endoflevelbaddie. For those of you not aquainted with the four piece dance collective: “With the best name in the history of music, Endoflevelbaddie hail from, well, another galaxy probably”:

“Endoflevelbaddie combine massive production, slick visuals, sharp lyrics and a live show second to none. With producer ‘Endoflevelbaddie’, VJ ‘EyeSaw’ drummer ‘Beat ‘em Up’ and MC ‘Player 1’, they cut a striking image in anonymous masks.”

Also cutting a ‘striking image’ was silver-haired shape thrower, Graham, who can be seen below having it large:

Guido approves.


  1. 1
    closeted_blue says:

    Lucky bastard

  2. 2
    Conway Twitty says:

    Monged out! You’d have thought he was at work, gormlessly starting at some tosser on a stage and grinning at a Millimong joke

  3. 3
    DtP says:

    Nowt wrong with that – good lad. I found a youtube of me in 1996 looking svelte and a little bit in need of chewing gum and a good sit down. Uuurrrgghhhh….far too bloody old now, though.

  4. 4

    This tweet, different context, but disturbingly on topic if taken out of context:


    Vote UKIP :-D

  5. 5
    Dave says:

    who cares. No doubt Guido has a reason for trashing the guy – been paid no doubt.

  6. 6
    They all sound like mongs to me says:

    “Endoflevelbaddie combine massive production, slick visuals, sharp lyrics and a live show second to none. With producer ‘Endoflevelbaddie’, VJ ‘EyeSaw’ drummer ‘Beat ‘em Up’ and MC ‘Player 1’, they cut a striking image in anonymous masks.”

    You know, there are times I can really sympathise with people who join ISIS.

  7. 7
    David Cameron is an Aldi advert says:

    Hull is a shit hole but I do admire their values.

  8. 8
    8illy 8unter says:

    Can we have all of that in plain English please?

  9. 9
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 here,
    North Yorkshire police did Bosnian war and murdered princess of wales ,By John Keith roome who had direct links to the Queen Elizabeth 11

  10. 10
    P l e b says:

    Can we have all of that in plain English, please?

  11. 11
    concrete pump says:

    EndOfLevelBaddie is just a slicker version of SpiralTribe.

    Remember Castle Morton..? I do, just.

    The ‘new age travellers’ got laptops and media savvy.

  12. 12
    David Cameron says:

    My values are J e w i s h values

  13. 13
    ??? says:

    Bloke went to modern day Disco. What’s the noos?

  14. 14
    Ian Duncan-Smith says:

    There is not, and never was, anything called Universal Credit.

  15. 15
    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    As the police and dwp have left me with NO FOOD and NO MONEY I an going to make cirtain issues involving British Army and Police public over a period of weeks

  16. 16
    Carl Marks says:

    For too long now, Socialism has been butchered, not only by Marxists and Marxist Socialists but also by those who profess to be Socialists but are nothing more than Communist revolutionaries, who see in Socialism a means to achieve their revolutionary ends.

    Socialism needs to reclaim its honour by distancing itself away from these revolutionary movements that have long been associated with trouble, and, dare I say it, all things diabolical.

    Socialism is not a failure because it has never been tried except on the level at which politicians have experimented with it within a mixed economy, like we have now. But the push has been away from Socialism towards economic neo-liberalism and champagne Socialism, which is not unlike Communism.

    What is needed is proper Socialism, World Socialism, which guarantees the happiness of everyone in the world and not just the few. That may seem like asking too much, but we need to think radically now

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, why don’t you list in Seen Elsewhere the report in Mail Online about Moshe ‘Eichmann’ Feiglin’s call to put all the inhabitants of Gaza in concentration camps until they can be dispersed around the world? Moshe is the deputy Speaker of the Knesset, if you and Melanie Philips didn’t know.

  18. 18
    Ian Duncan-Smith says:

    The DWP would never do those things.

  19. 19
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You need nuking from orbit.

  20. 20
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You could always try and get a fucking job you lazy cnut. That way you’d have some money for food rather than relying on tax payers to fund you.

  21. 21

    A politician with an outside interest?! Well I never!

  22. 22
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I can only see the two young females in the foreground of the video!

  23. 23
    UKIP Spokesperson says:

    We haveheard it said that Owen Jones enjoys sniffing men’s bums at Labour’s conferences. After they’ve been!

  24. 24
    From the Leader of the Opposition says:

    Mithter Thpeaker, thith ith a cotht of raving cwithith. Oh, yeth.

  25. 25
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    Guido, you missed off the bit that revealed what is scandalous, gossip-worthy or even just interesting about this.

    I guess even the Interweb has a slow news day/silly season.

  26. 26
    David Cameron's alter ego says:

    …and M u s l i m values

  27. 27
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    The only thing I remember of Castle Motron is dancing with two identical chinese girls. It may not of happened at all, of course.

  28. 28
    Pam Fritter says:

    Didn’t that Graham bloke play a baddie in one of the Bond movies?

  29. 29
    DtP says:

    Hull’s one of the best student towns in the country – many a happy evening spent at the Welly, The Mainbrace and Club Deja Vu – happy days!

  30. 30
    Norm Normal says:

    Are you typing that from home?

  31. 31
    Limmy's Show says:


  32. 32

    Endoflevelbaddieholics, soooo cool,they fit in todays political landscape 100%!!!

  33. 33
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Yes. I’m on holiday. Is that ok with you?

  34. 34
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    The 1998 Nobel Peace Prize was fixed for Trimble and Hume to win ,its not they who did the work for peacein Ireland ,I KNOW ALL THE INSIDE DETAILS of How this was fixed for them to win.

  35. 35
    Take me from behind evan says:

    lots of shaven headed men in tight t shirts and not many women chaps

    MP with peroxide blonde hair and bottle of poppers in his back pocket enoying himself in the company of like pierced

  36. 36
    Achtung Spitfire! says:

  37. 37
    Norm Normal says:

    He is a fringe libertarian within the Likud, previously arrested and convicted for sedition, he is widely regarded as a bit of a nutcase.

    Looks like we are not the only ones with daft speakers!

  38. 38
    Norm Normal says:

    Not you idiot, the reply is to the salami mong.

  39. 39
    Wise enough to know I'm an old bastard says:

    As a young fella in the mid 80’s I went to a few open air concerts and music festivals.
    Back then all the crusty old fucks that attended these events were hippies from the 60’s.
    What a fucking embarrassment they were.
    I vowed never to be one of those sad C*nts and stopped going when I turned 25 out of a point of principle.
    Young people should be able to attend a musical event without having to smell the stink of regret that emanates from an over the hill festival goer.
    Make it law.

  40. 40
    Mosstapo says:

    You are Malcolm from GCHQ!

  41. 41

    Just to clarify some geography: This is really speaking about M’oldova, which R’ussia has had in the X-Hairs for a while now.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  42. 42
    DWP says:

    OK you have us scared shitless, benefits in the post. Please don’t bully us anymore.

  43. 43
    Fishy says:

    Labour now have another excuse for Miliband’s lamentable failure to personalise his message at the Glasgow Cenotaph.

    GF’s old sparing partner the ludicrous Éoin Clarke reckons it was the Tories that did it…they sabotaged poor Ed.

    He tweeted: “Tories cynically sabotaged wreath laying ceremony to paint Ed Miliband as unpatriotic. In doing so, they bring great shame upon themselves.”

    What a fucking load of wanking shysters Labour has become.

  44. 44
    ... says:

    Aptly, “Feigling” means “Coward” in German.

  45. 45
    Nasty Tories sabotaged Ed's note (That's what the lefties say) says:

  46. 46
    The Growler says:

    “Endoflevelbaddie” never heard of them who are they, sounds like complete rubbish. Was Stuie the only one standing still sort of baffled by it all?

  47. 47
    Fishy says:

    Fucking desperate c.unts they are. This could have been straight out of the Kremlin’s propaganda toolkit.

    Same old Marxists

  48. 48
    Fishy says:

    Bastard Labour (see #43 and #47)

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Oops. Better nuke me from orbit. Can’t tell who you were asking on my damn phone!

  50. 50
    The Growler says:

    Nay lad tha mun be younger than old Fawkesy, he still thinks he is a mover and shaker, it’s all int mind lad.

  51. 51
    stevetierneyuk says:

    Good for him. More partying, less new laws and regulations.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Like Noel?

  53. 53
    David Cameron says:

    That’s the ticket : tunes you can hum.

  54. 54
    Snake oil Dave says:

    …and gay values

  55. 55

    Well that worked… not. But !srael is so far still observing the ceasefire despite the casualties. Iron Dome remains operational.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  56. 56
    Penny Red says:

    Someone should tour the colleges and Universities of the UK.
    Recruit shouty people and maybe form them into some kind of angry brigade which could be sent to Gaza.
    Might have to count me out because I’ve got a cough *cough*
    Anyway that’s what somebody should do.

  57. 57
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Queen Elizabeth 11?

    He can see into the future too.

  58. 58
    Crossroads (ATV) says:

    Noel Gordon ?

  59. 59
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Yvonne Ridley was never blessed in brains department.It’s why she wears a yashmak & identifies with racists.

  60. 60
    Brain Washing the Masses says:

  61. 61
    WTF says:

    “Having it large”????

  62. 62
    Vote Ukip, Get Labour says:

    The country cannot afford the luxury of voting Ukip. The deficit hasn’t been closed yet and debts are still piling up. Meanwhile, unrepentant Labour are in denial and have lurched to the left. For the sake of the country, vote to stop Labour.

  63. 63

    You can have awful troubles travelling through Transnistria if travelling from Ukraine to Romania as they do not put any stamp in your passport at the border when entering Transnistria but when you come to exit Moldova, they interpret that as an illegal entrance to the country.

    Going the other way is not a problem.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64
    Dangerous Brian says:

    And without having to listen to the regurgitated crap pumped out by the never ending list of “rock giants2 and “comedy greats”

  65. 65
    Dangerous Brian says:


  66. 66
    Duxford Dan says:

    Remember only we tories & ukippers are the most patriotic people on this earth. Thats why we always salute when we see a spitfire fly past and give the victory roll when coming back from a sortie. Bloody gud show…

    [cue national national anthem – or theme from Colditz]

  67. 67
    Bibi says:

    Even you Christians ain’t shit!

  68. 68
    Concerned citizen says:

    Thanks for sharing your fantasy.

  69. 69
    Bibi says:

    Even you Christians can go fuck yourselves!

  70. 70
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Ebenezer Goode?

  71. 71
    The Growler says:

    That’s an idea, why not two very directional speakers blasting 1000 RMS, aimed at at both sides of the conflict, could do that in Syria and other warring countries, neither side can stand hearing that rubbish !!

  72. 72
    Shaun Ryder says:

    It’s gonna stamp out your fire and change your desire don’t you know it can make you forget you’re a man.

  73. 73
    If politicans played the game 'Risk' they might fucking learn something says:

    Russia has it’s eyes on the fucking place because it is so close to its own border.
    They’re doing nothing the USA hasn’t been doing for decades in south America.

  74. 74
    Shaun Ryder says:

    You’re twistin’ my melon man!

  75. 75

    The heat is on…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  76. 76
    Groove is in my Arse says:

  77. 77

    May have bigger troubles once R’ussia officially mobilizes.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  78. 78

    Moldova is no where near R’ussia’s border.

    Unless of course you consider U’kraine to be part of R’ussia already ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  79. 79

    To stop Labour, vote UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  80. 80
    Rickytshirt says:

    “What is needed is proper Socialism, World Socialism, which guarantees the happiness of everyone in the world and not just the few.”

    I, for one, would be decidedly unhappy about such a turn of events.

    What is so different about your brand of socialism from all the other various guises that have been tried and seen to fail in various hues of catastrophe? Does it still involve the use of state force and coercion to control the populace to a greater degree than it already does? That is not the route to happiness. People love freedom, that will never change.

  81. 81
    Von-Hamilton says:

    Booze, Fags, and Raves..
    We at UKRAP need your membership fees. If only to keep ourselves stocked up for this coming Xmas.

  82. 82
    Four Oaks Lich says:

    Very much like that when you visit Perry Barr in Bham, but its the mussies that control the area.

  83. 83
    Sameold, sameold says:

    Most working class folk will be voting Labour come 2015GE, they have been let down by ukip’s failure to do ANYTHING except put their own expense forms into the EU.

    People are sick of this shite.


  84. 84
    Rolfaroo says:

    They’re okay this vides, but wheres the real slags gettin off their tits?

  85. 85
    Someone with a frontal lobotomy says:

    Ooh, can’t wait.

  86. 86
    Bez says:

    Hallelujah Bro

  87. 87
    Witty Monker says:

    MP in behaving-like-normal-person shocker.

  88. 88
    Argentina says:

    Defaulting on your loans is the first step.

  89. 89
    Bez says:

    Drink, arse, fek

  90. 90
    Gordon Brown says:


  91. 91

    I’ve had more fun at the dentist on a wet afternoon in January in Rochdale when I was feeling depressed and the dentist was in a foul mood.

  92. 92
    Witty Monker says:

    None of you are the real Dave Cameron.

    He can’t even spell ‘values’ let alone have any. Far too close to ‘believing in something’ and ‘having a philosophy’ for comfort.

  93. 93
    Eid Miliband says:

    Marvellous, and a happy Eid Mubarak to you sir.

  94. 94
    Jack Straw says:

    The English are a race not worth saving.

  95. 95
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  96. 96
    Gimme a bung Dave says:

    Any values you want, really. Have a wreath.

  97. 97
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    OFFICIAL: 60

  98. 98

    I though that was the Rosicrucians and the Silver Surfer, respectively?

  99. 99
    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    Hooo hooo hoooo! Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

    It just gets funnier every time you type it!

    Thank God I’m wearing my corset, or.. I’d split my sides!

  100. 100
    David Cameron says:

    Your values are my values.

  101. 101
    Phil Atalist says:

    I have never licked a penny red.

  102. 102
    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    David Camoron’s IQ?

  103. 103
    Tony Blair says:

    I’ll have a D notice sent round, right after I stop pissing my sides laughing.

  104. 104
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I’m not too sure, if I’am supposed to be pleased or to be pi55ed off with this guy doing the hokey kokey or even knowing what the hell he was up to, do I get chance to phone a friend or do I just guess or do I just go and have my tea and watch the sh1te on telly.

  105. 105

    Meanwhile, in Mosul, Aleppo, Alexandria and dozens of other places……..

  106. 106
    Tony Smooth says:

    I think that today…{short pause}..youknow’ …would be a great day.{longer pause- serious frown}..for the united kingdom,…{glib smile}…to apologise for causing World War one. {quick smile then sad face}

    I undertake to apologise to the world, on behalf of Britain, for causing world wide bloodshed through England’s attempts to conquer the world.


    {big smile – hand out for $50,000 cheque}

  107. 107
    Ed Moribund says:

    Len McCluskey is my boss.

    I am a Donkey led by a lion.

  108. 108
  109. 109
    The Working Class says:

    We bloody well hate ‘tut Labour party.
    Boonch of toffy nosed southern pooftahs.

    We are vowting UKIP now, chuck.

  110. 110
    The Working Class says:

    Feck off traitor Labour

  111. 111
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Is ‘Doctor’ loony saying Labour allowed the Tories to write Ed Miliband’s wreath message?

    Desperate. Even for this fantasist.

  112. 112
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, Grenada, Panama, Venezuela, Columbia etc. are nowhere near the USA’s border; unless of course you consider Mexico to be part of the USA already.

  113. 113
    Cpl Hicks says:

    MEPs do not submit expense forms. You’ll find that Ukip are against EU Allowances as they currently stand.

  114. 114
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Kuff Dam

  115. 115
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Hey, didn’t we all ‘boogie ’till we puked’ back in our day!? Deep, dark Drum and Bass is better! Party on dudes!!!!

  116. 116
    Saxondale says:

    Caning your credit to the max, and fakin your own death…

  117. 117

    When did the US annex them ?

    Vote UKIP :-)

  118. 118
    visibly shaken says:

    proper socialism?

    fr@k off

  119. 119
    visibly shaken, spirit of cpl hicks says:

    all we can hope is that they both nuke each other from orbit

  120. 120
    Good for him! says:

    Everybody thinks the Tories are boring. They are not. :) Live a little!

    The hypocrital Labour are just too weird or pretentious to be considered cool. Fatso Tom O Watson, a fat fuck who is into shite teenage bands. If you vote for Labour then you should be entitled to get off our face. Labour is full of anally retentive pretentious twats! Uber cool? NOT!

    Ed is booooooring.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    I hope this doesn’t give Ed ideas about being filmed dancing to seem more “Normal”.

  122. 122
    Norm Normal says:

    Orthodox Js chase everyone including other Js out of their neighbourhoods. Its well known and tourists even go there for a laugh, Bruno did it too (Cohen). At uni friends were chased out of a street in Sheffield for not being Musleems.
    Happens everywhere.

  123. 123
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Damn right.

  124. 124
    More Garbage Magic Part 2 says:

    Yawn! What an amateur. I am surprised the Brown skidmark Natalie Rowe is not there trying to stitch him up and condemn him forevermore.

  125. 125

    To be honest he looked a bit pathetic.

    Standing around like a spare prick at a wedding .

    Move on Guido this is dross non news .

  126. 126
    Skid Marx says:

    Rubber truncheo­ns will be used on those who refuse to be happy and accept the new model socialism.

    This guy is a dick.

  127. 127
    ... says:

    Only two ZioLoons injured from 35 “rockets”?! They could do more damage throwing rocks at the slime!

  128. 128
    ... says:

    Maybe the Russkioes will supply some if they keep pissing them off?

  129. 129

    Maybe they ran out of rocks which is why they’re using rockets ?

    Haven’t been following too closely mind…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  130. 130
    A Scottish Colour says:

    Och the noo! I’m the only one with any real vahlues and solyushuns to the world’s problem.

  131. 131
    Vener Zuelan says:

    .. and randomly shooting in the streets those who may disagree with you!

  132. 132
    Vener Zuelan says:

    Well it did look like it was scribbled by a 7 year old still trying to master joined up letters

  133. 133
    Vener Zuelan says:

    England’s first innings total?

  134. 134
    Tapestry says:

    Only a eurosceptic would be set up for this kind of treatment. If he’s enjoying himself and harming no one, leave him alone. Get after the paedophiles and the psychopaths, Guido. Stop wasting our time.

  135. 135
    Tel E Caster says:

    You mean Gordon Brown wrote it?

  136. 136
    Tel E Caster says:

    Don’t try to hide your disappointment.

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