August 4th, 2014

Tory MP Graham Stuart Raving Video Emerges

Well one Tory MP  is having a mental recess. Gurning Graham Stuart spent his Saturday night at the Humber Street Sesh with monged out fellow revellers dancing to Endoflevelbaddie. For those of you not aquainted with the four piece dance collective: “With the best name in the history of music, Endoflevelbaddie hail from, well, another galaxy probably”:

“Endoflevelbaddie combine massive production, slick visuals, sharp lyrics and a live show second to none. With producer ‘Endoflevelbaddie’, VJ ‘EyeSaw’ drummer ‘Beat ‘em Up’ and MC ‘Player 1’, they cut a striking image in anonymous masks.”

Also cutting a ‘striking image’ was silver-haired shape thrower, Graham, who can be seen below having it large:

Guido approves.


  1. 1
    closeted_blue says:

    Lucky bastard


  2. 2
    Conway Twitty says:

    Monged out! You’d have thought he was at work, gormlessly starting at some tosser on a stage and grinning at a Millimong joke


  3. 3
    DtP says:

    Nowt wrong with that – good lad. I found a youtube of me in 1996 looking svelte and a little bit in need of chewing gum and a good sit down. Uuurrrgghhhh….far too bloody old now, though.


    • 50
      The Growler says:

      Nay lad tha mun be younger than old Fawkesy, he still thinks he is a mover and shaker, it’s all int mind lad.


  4. 4

    This tweet, different context, but disturbingly on topic if taken out of context:


    Vote UKIP :-D


  5. 5
    Dave says:

    who cares. No doubt Guido has a reason for trashing the guy – been paid no doubt.


  6. 6
    They all sound like mongs to me says:

    “Endoflevelbaddie combine massive production, slick visuals, sharp lyrics and a live show second to none. With producer ‘Endoflevelbaddie’, VJ ‘EyeSaw’ drummer ‘Beat ‘em Up’ and MC ‘Player 1’, they cut a striking image in anonymous masks.”

    You know, there are times I can really sympathise with people who join ISIS.


    • 71
      The Growler says:

      That’s an idea, why not two very directional speakers blasting 1000 RMS, aimed at at both sides of the conflict, could do that in Syria and other warring countries, neither side can stand hearing that rubbish !!


  7. 7
    David Cameron is an Aldi advert says:

    Hull is a shit hole but I do admire their values.


  8. 9
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 here,
    North Yorkshire police did Bosnian war and murdered princess of wales ,By John Keith roome who had direct links to the Queen Elizabeth 11


  9. 11
    concrete pump says:

    EndOfLevelBaddie is just a slicker version of SpiralTribe.

    Remember Castle Morton..? I do, just.

    The ‘new age travellers’ got laptops and media savvy.


    • 27
      Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

      The only thing I remember of Castle Motron is dancing with two identical chinese girls. It may not of happened at all, of course.


  10. 14
    Ian Duncan-Smith says:

    There is not, and never was, anything called Universal Credit.


  11. 15
    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    As the police and dwp have left me with NO FOOD and NO MONEY I an going to make cirtain issues involving British Army and Police public over a period of weeks


  12. 16
    Carl Marks says:

    For too long now, Socialism has been butchered, not only by Marxists and Marxist Socialists but also by those who profess to be Socialists but are nothing more than Communist revolutionaries, who see in Socialism a means to achieve their revolutionary ends.

    Socialism needs to reclaim its honour by distancing itself away from these revolutionary movements that have long been associated with trouble, and, dare I say it, all things diabolical.

    Socialism is not a failure because it has never been tried except on the level at which politicians have experimented with it within a mixed economy, like we have now. But the push has been away from Socialism towards economic neo-liberalism and champagne Socialism, which is not unlike Communism.

    What is needed is proper Socialism, World Socialism, which guarantees the happiness of everyone in the world and not just the few. That may seem like asking too much, but we need to think radically now


    • 80
      Rickytshirt says:

      “What is needed is proper Socialism, World Socialism, which guarantees the happiness of everyone in the world and not just the few.”

      I, for one, would be decidedly unhappy about such a turn of events.

      What is so different about your brand of socialism from all the other various guises that have been tried and seen to fail in various hues of catastrophe? Does it still involve the use of state force and coercion to control the populace to a greater degree than it already does? That is not the route to happiness. People love freedom, that will never change.


    • 88
      Argentina says:

      Defaulting on your loans is the first step.


  13. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, why don’t you list in Seen Elsewhere the report in Mail Online about Moshe ‘Eichmann’ Feiglin’s call to put all the inhabitants of Gaza in concentration camps until they can be dispersed around the world? Moshe is the deputy Speaker of the Knesset, if you and Melanie Philips didn’t know.


    • 37
      Norm Normal says:

      He is a fringe libertarian within the Likud, previously arrested and convicted for sedition, he is widely regarded as a bit of a nutcase.

      Looks like we are not the only ones with daft speakers!


    • 44
      ... says:

      Aptly, “Feigling” means “Coward” in German.


    • 56
      Penny Red says:

      Someone should tour the colleges and Universities of the UK.
      Recruit shouty people and maybe form them into some kind of angry brigade which could be sent to Gaza.
      Might have to count me out because I’ve got a cough *cough*
      Anyway that’s what somebody should do.


  14. 21

    A politician with an outside interest?! Well I never!


  15. 23
    UKIP Spokesperson says:

    We haveheard it said that Owen Jones enjoys sniffing men’s bums at Labour’s conferences. After they’ve been!


  16. 24
    From the Leader of the Opposition says:

    Mithter Thpeaker, thith ith a cotht of raving cwithith. Oh, yeth.


  17. 25
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    Guido, you missed off the bit that revealed what is scandalous, gossip-worthy or even just interesting about this.

    I guess even the Interweb has a slow news day/silly season.


  18. 28
    Pam Fritter says:

    Didn’t that Graham bloke play a baddie in one of the Bond movies?


  19. 31
    Limmy's Show says:



  20. 32

    Endoflevelbaddieholics, soooo cool,they fit in todays political landscape 100%!!!


  21. 34
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    The 1998 Nobel Peace Prize was fixed for Trimble and Hume to win ,its not they who did the work for peacein Ireland ,I KNOW ALL THE INSIDE DETAILS of How this was fixed for them to win.


  22. 35
    Take me from behind evan says:

    lots of shaven headed men in tight t shirts and not many women chaps

    MP with peroxide blonde hair and bottle of poppers in his back pocket enoying himself in the company of like pierced


  23. 39
    Wise enough to know I'm an old bastard says:

    As a young fella in the mid 80’s I went to a few open air concerts and music festivals.
    Back then all the crusty old fucks that attended these events were hippies from the 60’s.
    What a fucking embarrassment they were.
    I vowed never to be one of those sad C*nts and stopped going when I turned 25 out of a point of principle.
    Young people should be able to attend a musical event without having to smell the stink of regret that emanates from an over the hill festival goer.
    Make it law.


    • 64
      Dangerous Brian says:

      And without having to listen to the regurgitated crap pumped out by the never ending list of “rock giants2 and “comedy greats”


  24. 41

    Just to clarify some geography: This is really speaking about M’oldova, which R’ussia has had in the X-Hairs for a while now.

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 63

      You can have awful troubles travelling through Transnistria if travelling from Ukraine to Romania as they do not put any stamp in your passport at the border when entering Transnistria but when you come to exit Moldova, they interpret that as an illegal entrance to the country.

      Going the other way is not a problem.

      Vote UKIP :-D


    • 73
      If politicans played the game 'Risk' they might fucking learn something says:

      Russia has it’s eyes on the fucking place because it is so close to its own border.
      They’re doing nothing the USA hasn’t been doing for decades in south America.


  25. 43
    Fishy says:

    Labour now have another excuse for Miliband’s lamentable failure to personalise his message at the Glasgow Cenotaph.

    GF’s old sparing partner the ludicrous Éoin Clarke reckons it was the Tories that did it…they sabotaged poor Ed.

    He tweeted: “Tories cynically sabotaged wreath laying ceremony to paint Ed Miliband as unpatriotic. In doing so, they bring great shame upon themselves.”

    What a fucking load of wanking shysters Labour has become.


    • 47
      Fishy says:

      Fucking desperate c.unts they are. This could have been straight out of the Kremlin’s propaganda toolkit.

      Same old Marxists


  26. 45
    Nasty Tories sabotaged Ed's note (That's what the lefties say) says:


  27. 51
    stevetierneyuk says:

    Good for him. More partying, less new laws and regulations.


  28. 53
    David Cameron says:

    That’s the ticket : tunes you can hum.


  29. 55

    Well that worked… not. But !srael is so far still observing the ceasefire despite the casualties. Iron Dome remains operational.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  30. 59
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Yvonne Ridley was never blessed in brains department.It’s why she wears a yashmak & identifies with racists.


  31. 60
    Brain Washing the Masses says:


  32. 61
    WTF says:

    “Having it large”????


  33. 67
    Bibi says:

    Even you Christians ain’t shit!


  34. 69
    Bibi says:

    Even you Christians can go fuck yourselves!


  35. 72
    Shaun Ryder says:

    It’s gonna stamp out your fire and change your desire don’t you know it can make you forget you’re a man.


  36. 75

    The heat is on…

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 95
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.


      • 99
        Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

        Hooo hooo hoooo! Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

        It just gets funnier every time you type it!

        Thank God I’m wearing my corset, or.. I’d split my sides!


  37. 81
    Von-Hamilton says:

    Booze, Fags, and Raves..
    We at UKRAP need your membership fees. If only to keep ourselves stocked up for this coming Xmas.


  38. 90
    Gordon Brown says:



  39. 91

    I’ve had more fun at the dentist on a wet afternoon in January in Rochdale when I was feeling depressed and the dentist was in a foul mood.


  40. 97
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    OFFICIAL: 60


  41. 104
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I’m not too sure, if I’am supposed to be pleased or to be pi55ed off with this guy doing the hokey kokey or even knowing what the hell he was up to, do I get chance to phone a friend or do I just guess or do I just go and have my tea and watch the sh1te on telly.


  42. 106
    Tony Smooth says:

    I think that today…{short pause}..youknow’ …would be a great day.{longer pause- serious frown}..for the united kingdom,…{glib smile}…to apologise for causing World War one. {quick smile then sad face}

    I undertake to apologise to the world, on behalf of Britain, for causing world wide bloodshed through England’s attempts to conquer the world.


    {big smile – hand out for $50,000 cheque}


  43. 107
    Ed Moribund says:

    Len McCluskey is my boss.

    I am a Donkey led by a lion.


  44. 115
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Hey, didn’t we all ‘boogie ’till we puked’ back in our day!? Deep, dark Drum and Bass is better! Party on dudes!!!!


  45. 120
    Good for him! says:

    Everybody thinks the Tories are boring. They are not. :) Live a little!

    The hypocrital Labour are just too weird or pretentious to be considered cool. Fatso Tom O Watson, a fat fuck who is into shite teenage bands. If you vote for Labour then you should be entitled to get off our face. Labour is full of anally retentive pretentious twats! Uber cool? NOT!

    Ed is booooooring.


  46. 121
    Anonymous says:

    I hope this doesn’t give Ed ideas about being filmed dancing to seem more “Normal”.


  47. 124
    More Garbage Magic Part 2 says:

    Yawn! What an amateur. I am surprised the Brown skidmark Natalie Rowe is not there trying to stitch him up and condemn him forevermore.


  48. 134
    Tapestry says:

    Only a eurosceptic would be set up for this kind of treatment. If he’s enjoying himself and harming no one, leave him alone. Get after the paedophiles and the psychopaths, Guido. Stop wasting our time.


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How Avoidable Scandals Destroy Stupid Politicians | Alex Wickham
UKIP Mosque Confusion | The Week
Let’s Ban the Word Internet | Padraig Reidy
Are the Broadcasters Ready For the Election? | Specccie
Moral Bankruptcy of the BBC | David Keighley
UKIP’s ‘Starsky and Hutch’ | Total Politics
Innocent Sun Journo Just Doing Her Job | Sun
Boris Sent Up North | Times
The Only Way to Mend the EU | Leo McKinstry
Northern Labour Tearing Party Apart | David Aaronovitch
Osborne is Son of Brown | Peter Oborne

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