August 4th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    V Good, best yet by far.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not that funny.

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    common sense says:

    caricature of weird Ed looks less weird than the real thing though

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    Laurie Penny says:

    Rolf Harris has been spat on in prison.

    I’ve watched enough porn to know what happens next.

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    Vacant Ned's personal stalking pigeon says:

    Rich has got one detail right. :D




    Vote UKIP :D

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    Anonymous says:

    O.K. let me guess: from left to right; Ken Branagh, Ken Dodd and Charlie Kennedy? Right? Am I right?

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    Tory Party Think Tank says:

    I thought it was all Hamas’s fault .

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    Ed "One ConDem Nation" Miliband says:

    Duck !

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Since July 8, Hamas has fired more than 3253 rockets at Israel. Each rocket was meant to kill Israeli civilians.

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    Tossers, the lot of them says:

    Wouldn’t it be best they all went on fact finding mission to a UNRWA rocket storage depot in Gaza?

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    Abu Qatada says:

    I’m buying pork. Its good to be even handed in these things.

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    George Galloway says:

    Di Abbott coming back from Gaza confirms that she was confronted with children running at her with grenades and explosive belts. Insane!

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    Hugh Janus says:

    You are further right than Vichy Dave, that’s for sure.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    How could they miss such a gargantuan target??

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    Parliament says:

    Rowlocks !

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    Dandy Alexander says:

    Perhaps she should have gone to Glasgow and enjoyed the Commonwealth Games .

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    Diane Abbopotamus says:

    My people are yearning to be free to eat ‘smokey’ fruit bats!

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    TonyF123 says:

    Ho ho ho. Not so funny if your family is burying its dead this morning.

    While we make light of the carnage in Gaza and our politicians make light of and score political points spouting about the carnage, it is still going on. What is more it is still going on with the explicit help and support of the US and UK. What is going on in Syria, Libya, Iraq and E. Ukraine is not exactly a tea party either.

    A hundred years since World War I and we seem to have learned no lessons at all. While our papers and tv/radio news are full of urging us into a new Cold War with Russia with stories about Vladimir Putin eating hamsters, all around us we see war-zones condoned by, funded by or initiated by our side.

    How to fly a commercial flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur without crossing a war zone should be a big selling party game next Christmas. There are war zones en route in Syria, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Gaza, Israel, Ukraine, and more – all down to us.

    Time for a reevaluation of past mistakes, not simply repeating them again and again. Gaza will only be sorted out by a severe knocking of leaders’ heads together. Rhetoric from UK and US politicians scoring points off each other doing their best to protect themselves by not upsetting Israel-supporting funders achieves nothing.

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    Bibi says:

    Another day, another school or hospital to blow up. Thank you for all your support, you expendable Brits, 91 of whom we murdered in 1946. Keep sending us pizzas!

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    No surely not? It wasn’t Hamas who built all those tunnels in order to attack Israel. It wasn’t Hamas who bought and begged for all those rockets to attack Israel rather than on food and medicines for their own people.

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    Blue Peter says:

    Today’s project is an ebola isolation unit, so you’ll need a large cardboard box, an empty bottle of fairy liquid, some sticky-tape, cling-film and a lot of absorbent kitchen-paper.

    Get down, Sheppie!

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    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Just chop his bollocks off and let him out with a one way ticket from Dover.

    The guy is making a mockery of British Justice with the VIP treatment he is getting.

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    Tony Bliar says:

    How am I doing so far as Middle East Peace Envoy?

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    baldrick says:

    I have a cunning plan.

    Fill a school full of young children and park a missile launcher in the play ground at break time.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Yes it is all the West’s fault. Just as the Ebola outbreak is all the West’s fault, so we are told. These savages in the Africa and most parts of Asia never take any responsibility for their own actions. Responsibility is what independence involves. On nearly every news item concerning global events on TV you have some clown blaming the West – either for intervening or for not intervening.

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    Birmingham Education Department. says:

    mmm, interesting.

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    Londonistan says:

    And it’s been used as an isolation chamber a family of recent imports can move in to live.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Just finished reading Unspeakable Things by Penny Red – Easily one of the shittiest books I’ve read in a while, and the grammar is awful.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I condemn Cameron for being an out of touch millionaire and I apologise for being an out of touch millionaire.

    Anyway must go, just off to Fortnum & Mason to do our weekly £60 shop.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    And look at all the aid money we spend every year on these countries. Clearly that counts for nothing, just as it does in the EU contributions we make. We are hated in Europe just as much. The more aid money we give the more we are hated. So why spend all that money on foreigners who hate us for it rather than on, say, care for our elderly who have helped provided this aid money in the first place?

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    Yep says:

    I agree with every single thing you said, but this is the wrong site and the wrong demographic for that message. Here they rejoice in the carnage and the killing and rant insanely about “darkies”, “wimmin” and “bumsex”. Any call for sense will fall on deaf ears. The deliberate targeting of UN safe havens is celebrated here and in Is*ael. The Is*aelis who held a public celebration last week chanting “There’ll be no school tomorrow in Gaza, all the children are dead” gave the game away, but of course the mainstream media, including the BBC, didn’t report on that. A bit inconvenient to show the real motivation behind this so-called war where a population living under an 8 year blockade are being slaughtered by a nuclear power.

    Oh forget it. Might as well do as the Romans do. Bumsex, darkies, wimmin!

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    The answer we seek. says:

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Sense? You have obviously none to provide. What sense is there in defending people who deliberately attack Israel from near to UN sites, hospitals and schools?

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    Liberal Elite says:

    Mind your nose on the top of the door frame on your way out.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s the religion of peace. Now vote Labour !

    ( P.S. We’ll boost your bennies into the bargain )

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    Bibi says:

    Indeed! But shhh, don’t tell anyone it’s only us who sees these rocket launchers, no one else. Just as we said British photographer was accidentally killed in crossfire but we didn’t know someone was filming and the footage showed the area was completely quiet and he was shot point blank by an Is*aeli sniper. We always tell the truth, Brits! Now shut the fuck up and send us pizzas or we’ll call you racist.

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    A reinstated police outrider says:

    So still no definitive answers about how horse meat got into the food chain despite us being charged a small fortune for a Ministry of Agriculture, still no Chilcott Report, no news of a replacement for Butler Sloss, Leveson holding his breath in anticipation of never starting Part Two of his Inquiry and we have a Prime Minister who jets into Glasgow in a Military Jet (and sends us the bill for good measure) and gets a top seat to see Lulu singing a song.

    I think someone needs a good kick up the backside.

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    TonyF123 says:

    In the cases cited, Western responsibility is unavoidable. Do you seriously believe Tony Blair’s war in Iraq has had no relevance in the mess Iraq is in today? Maybe it would have been a different mess if we had not blitzed the country, but we did what we did, and we are where we are now because of Western interference to try to benefit ourselves. Do you seriously believe Ukraine would be in the mess it is today without NATO and EU policies of expansion? Do you seriously believe Israel would be acting in Gaza in this way without massive funding from the USA and weaponry from the US and UK?

    As for Ebola, I know as little about the virus as many over here. I doubt if many would suggest that the West is as directly involved as it is in the situations in Gaza, Iraq, Libya, Syria and E. Ukraine.

    I have worked in Africa and think it is inappropriate to call them ‘savages’. Anyhow, history reports that they seem never to travel thousands of miles in force to other continents to kill people they have no argument with – which we do.

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    Cinna says:

    Isn’t there a precedent for sending kiddie fiddlers back to their country of origin? Or we could just hark back to the good old days and transport him.

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    common sense says:

    they didn’t miss, Diane has an impenetrable blubber shield to protect her, and she happened to have a brand new packet of race cards in her jacket pocket, and just like in the movies, it stopped a large piece of shrapnel from hitting her elevenis donut in the same pocket.

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    We should says:

    Send the old paed back to Oz.

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    Final Solution says:

    The Deputy Speaker of the K*esset and Likud party member Moshe Feiglin has written an open letter to Bibi requesting a strategy of taking the Palestinians and “concentrating” them into camps and any remaining in Gaza should be “exterminated”.

    Concentrated into camps and exterminated. Hmm, now what does that remind me of? Sounds awfully familiar.

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    Cinna says:

    I thought there wasn’t a lot of food in Gaza.

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    A cheeky scouser says:

    Do you think we can replace Miniband with a robot this side of the Election.

    Robots do not need Housing Allowances or holidays.

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    fhip says:

    Agreed apart from the designer stubble on Dave’s chin. The sentiments expressed however perfectly mirror reality.

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    Religion is the opiate of the masses.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Just tarmac it over and turn it into a car park.

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    Actually says:

    I don’t give a shit.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Your bank balance is doing brilliantly.

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    Jislam: death-cult, mental illness, or both? says:

    Why does he keep mentioning South West Trains?

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    oh dear says:

    Wasn’t she taught grammar at her posh school?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Syrian families have been burying their dead for the past 3 years that’s not funny either but you have made no reference to it in the past. Why not?

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    Who is it meant to be?

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    Yep says:

    Apologies. Clearly those four kids playing football on a wide expanse of empty beach were actually playing with a nuclear warhead disguised as a football. And the 10 schoolchildren killed yesterday were also senior members of Hamas. Funny how it’s only Is*ael who claims rockets are launched from UN buildings and no one else, the same Is*ael which has pinpoint precision hardware but manages to somehow always “accidentally” bomb civilian areas.

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    Jislam: death-cult, mental illness, or both? says:


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    Biased by omission BBC says:

    We won’t report it.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Have any bankers’ gone to prison ? When will Tone be in the Hague? When can we set ourselves free from the shackles of the EU? When will the scales fall from the eyes of our leaders? When will they start batting for The United Kingdom? Why are our leaders trying to start WW3? When will we stop meddling in world affairs that we make worse? When will our leaders concentrate on the ordinary people of this country who are struggling in the society they built?
    When will “Ebola” reach the capital,if it hasn,t already? When will all immigration be stopped and reversed? When will they realise it was OUR grandads and relatives that sacrificed for this wretched country? Home for Heroes, my arse!

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    Hamas says:

    Please, we want as many civilan casualties as possible. It keeps the money coming in!

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    Jislam: death-cult, mental illness, or both? says:

    4 dead kids + 10 kids = 14 fewer mad mediaeval misogynist homophobic muzzies in the world. And they died before they could breed! Fuckin’ ace! What’s not to like?

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    Final Solution says:

    Of course. Now remember to donate money and pizzas to the IDF today by midday or else I’ll trace your IP address and report you for being racist and anti-Semitic to the JDL and Kahane Kach, who have as a policy killing anyone who’s alleged to be anti-Semitic. I’m sure you definitely won’t give a shit when they pop two in your head.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    I wonder if today we will hear just who is to replace Butler Scloss?

    It is now 20 days since she stepped down. I know Dave is a lazy sod but this smacks of “keeping quiet and hoping it goes away.”

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    Kinnockio says:

    I am further to right than Dickhead Dave!

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    You must be new here.

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    What shouLd England do if hate-filled fanatics took over Wales and starting firing thousands of rockets? I mean, being realistic, what is Israel supposed to do when surrounded by enemies who want to destroy it and kill every J*w? What would you do in those circumstances?

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    I agree we should not have intervened in Iraq, Afghanistan and even Libya. All the money we spent on it has been wasted. But that does not mean that everything that happens in Gaza is our fault. In fact we have not intervened in Gaza and we are ow being blamed for that. This is my point. So the west is blamed either way. It is always the handy punchbag for people with simplistic minds. Not all people In Africa/Asia are savages. But the people running their countries certainly act as if they are. Gaza is a good example. And I am not defending Israel who are also culpable and acted savagely in building in Palestinian areas.

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    Final Solution says:

    A rightie who opposes homophobia and misogyny! :-D My, you’re getting creative.

    Of course, it’s guaranteed that every muslim child will grow up to be muslim as well, right? Let’s ignore all those ex-muslim who themselves face attacks and terror from muslim fanatics for being apostates. Had Reagan been killed when he was a member of the Democrats, you’d have celebrated that too, not knowing he’d later switch to Republican and become a right wing hero.

    Not that I expect any sense or perspective from tribalist lunatics such as yourself who only see things in simple black and white.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Yes, everyone is falling over each other in an effort to be more outraged than anyone else. If this continues there could be an outrage shortage, worse even than the potential threats to our crude oil supplies.

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    The UN says:

    And we condemn 1srael more than anyone.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    I think Len McLuskey has already had that arranged some time ago by a corps of his special Unite engineers.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Obviously he’d drop his pants and bend over.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    I mean, have you ever seen a robot eat a bacon sandwich? You would know it when you saw it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why is Frankie Boyle reporting from the Gaza strip for the BBC these days?

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    #bringbackourgirls says:


    is it all better now?

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    Mark says:

    It had to happen one day I suppose. Rich has actually done a Monday morning Cartoon that is well drawn, witty, cutting and funny.

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    Yep says:

    I don’t recall the UK government bombing schools and hospitals in Dublin in retaliation for IRA attacks on the mainland.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Not since Wor Di arrived ;)

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    BBC pro-immigration unit says:

    Benefits of Immigration – number 1,754

    A chance to beef up your national emergency health procedures.

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Grauniad Headlines …. “””Israel declares partial Gaza ceasefire””

    Anyone know what a “partial” ceasefire is ?

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    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    There are many pieces of information that are not being aired by any of the media outlets. For example, artillery systems have radars that will detect airborne projectiles (e.g. rockets), compute their origin and further compute firing solutions to take out the launch site. Mistakes happen in war and if the rockets are fired from school playgrounds or hospital car parks, sometimes those sites get attacked.

    Yesterday, there was a picture of an explosion in a tower block that was clearly an internal explosion. It was presented as an artillery strike.

    The reason that Israel cannot negotiate with Hamas is because Hamas is out of control. Nobody has the authority to stop evil lunatics using the billions of dollars worth of weaponry that they have been given.

    What we are seeing is the inevitable result of the evil inflicted by Bush and Blair. The Islamists were given excuses for going mental and have taken the opportunity with relish.

    We are all complicit in this. We allowed Blair to lie to us and get away with it. A moral society would not tolerate the political class we have today.

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    Daveykins, your friend in number 10 says:

    Chillax I’m on hols (outrage leave)

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    BBC anti-middle-class unit says:

    It’s probably a Nigel Kennedy inverse snobby thing.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    The Zulus are not indigenous to South Africa – they came from central Africa and they didn’t come down for the whale watching or the casinos.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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    Harperson's Daily Hate Rant says:

    You are right to be a socialist millionaire
    and right to apologise for it.

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    Orrible Ives says:

    He wasn’t spat on. It hit the nonce next to him who went berserk.

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    bob says:

    and each of the 31 tunnels that have been destroyed are reportedly said to cost in the region of $1M each

    So $31M of the money sent there has been spent on something that will only be used for 1 thing, to kill Isreali civilians.

    would have bought a lot of medicine and food, just saying

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    Yep says:

    A bit like you do even though Bibi attended a party to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the King David Hotel bombing in which 91 of your fellow Brits were murdered by Irgun, whose leader Menachem Begin became a hero to all Is*elis. Useful idiots like you would happily have your family murdered by Bibi if it somehow suited his needs and you’d thank him for it too. P.S. The plaque unveiled on the anniversary said “For reasons known only to the British, the hotel was not evacuated”. Thank you, Bibi! We love you! Kill more of us!

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    Benjamin says:

    You say potato, I say potato
    You say partial, I say airstrike

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    Roget says:

    >top of the door frame


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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    There’s no sanctimonious mileage to be made out of Syria. That’s sooo yesterday. Gaza is where the professional outragers are focussing their tweets on.

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    Huw Nos says:

    Satan Wanks Trannies?

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    Cobblers says:

    Well if you want to paraphrase what he is suggesting, completely ignore the entire paper and add in a healthy dose of made up nonsense then, yes, you’re correct.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Because they only turn up on time when God allows it. Al ham da gorillaz.

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    Bildad says:

    And you are right to point out that he is a socialist millionaire and right to overlook it, since you are one yourself.

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    Anonymous says:

    I see Mr Clegg is making pronouncements on controlling EU immigration again but nothing about African immigration.

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    nell says:

    Ah militwit’s latest bandwagon . When is he going to realise he’s leader of the opposition and develop some proper policies for his party for the forthcoming election?

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    Tazi says:

    Australia tops the medal table
    -if you combine the gold medals won by Australia, Tasmania and all the Hockeyroo players

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    It means the IDF stops for a bit and Homous keeps firing rockets.

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    President Obama says:

    And I condemn Russia for supplying arms to the people of Easten Ukraine. I and America would never supply one side in a conflict.

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    Django says:

    Just what I need on a Monday morning.. A sanctimonious prig giving the rest of us morality lessons. Groan!

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    It is advisable, if you are going to make a remark like that on this page, to include some suitable disclaimer to avoid the natural reaction in others to think that it is a sponsored post (with payment going the other way). ;-)

    Having said that, the conception exceeds the execution by some margin…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Remember all that holy bollocks about Royal Mail and how it was sold off far too cheaply? It has gone quite lately. Maybe because the price is down to 420P from the 618p high it reached. It is now only 90p above its 330p issue price.

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    Go Dutch . . . But Why Wait Until 2015?

    The Netherlands, where six per cent of the population is now Muslim, is scrapping multiculturalism.

    The Dutch government says it will abandon the long-standing model of multiculturalism that has encouraged Muslim immigrants to create a Parallel society within the Netherlands .

    A new integration bill, which Dutch Interior Minister Piet Hein Donner presented to parliament on June 16, reads:
    “The government shares the social dissatisfa_ction over the multicultural society model and plans to shift priority to the values of the Dutch people”.

    In the new integration system, the values of the Dutch society play a central role.
    With this change, the government steps away from the model of a multicultural society.

    The letter continues: “A more obligatory integration is justified because the government also demands that from its own citizens.”

    It is necessary because otherwise the society gradually grows apart and eventually no one feels at home anymore in the Netherlands.
    The new integration policy will place more demands on immigrants.

    For example, immigrants will be required to learn the Dutch language, and the government will take a tougher approach to immigrants who ignore Dutch values or disobey Dutch law.

    The government will also stop offering special subsidies for Muslim immigrants because, according to Donner;
    “It is not the government’s job to integrate immigrants.” (How true).

    The government will introduce new legislation that outlaws forced marriages and will also impose tougher measures against Muslim immigrants who lower their chances of employment by the way they dress.

    More specifically, the government imposeda ban on face-covering, Islamic burqas as of January 1, 2014.

    Holland has done that whole liberal thing, and realized – maybe too late – that creating a nation of tribes, will kill the nation itself.

    The future of Australia, the UK, USA and Canada may well be read here.

    READERS NOTE: Muslim immigrants leave their countries of birth
    because of civil and political unrest . . .


    Countries like Holland, Canada, USA the UK and Australia have an established way of life that actually works, so why embrace the unworkable?
    If Muslims do not wish to accept another culture, the answer is simple;


    This gives a whole new meaning to the term, ‘Dutch Courage’ …. Unfortunately Australian, UK, USA and Canadian politicians don’t have the … guts to do the same.

    There’s a whole lot of truth here!!!!

    A Nation of Sheep, Breeds a Government of Wolves!
    I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!

    Borders: Closed!

    Language: English!

    Culture: The Constitution, is the Bill of Rights!

    NO freebies to: Non-Citizens! We the people are coming!!!
    Only 86% will send this on.
    Should be 100%.
    What will you do?

    Vote UKIP

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    Irony Alert says:

    A rightie who….

    ..who only see things in simple black and white.

    No stereotypes there then.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Very valid comparison, well done. Take yesterday off.

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    Careful what you wish for says:

    How about hate-filled fanatics who took over Scotland and ….

    Coming soon… to a border near you.

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    You might find elsewhere on this topic if you look but I also condemn Israel for acting savagely. But maybe it is far too difficult for people with simplistic minds to see that both sides are at fault for the position they are in.

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    THE NEWS says:

    The only thing we learn from history is that
    we learn nothing from history

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    Careful what you wish for says:

    I don’t recall IRA setting up missile batteries and arms dumps in schools and hospitals in Dublin.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Does that mean we should hate all Germans for what they did to us from 1939-1945? You idiot.

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    Hamas HQ, Presidential Suite, Doha Hilton says:

    Sshhh, precisely.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:


    More contagious than ebola.

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    Watcher says:

    We want to see proper ACTION against Israel.
    We also want to see Politicians being prohibited membership of lobby groups like
    “* Friends of Israel” which undermine democracy.

    Anybody who remains a member of such a lobby group supports war crimes and the breach of international law by Israel.

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    Henry Crun says:

    Not just the Zulus, but all the Bantu peoples. The Khoi are the indigenous people of Southern Africa.

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    TonyF123 says:

    Agreed. Gaza is a special case for treatment. Hamas might learn from studying the success of Gandhi. He knew from the start he could be wiped out in the blink of an eye by thinking militarily.

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    GetReal says:

    This started decades ago, quit pretending you are a victim, Shlomo.
    It was Israel who helped set up Hamas to facilitate their own conniving to steal even more Palestinian land.
    If the Israelis don’t like Palestinian tunnels then they should give back the land they stole with tunnels in it.

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    Troll alert says:

    Who is this WE?

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    All MP's are scum says:

    Sooner Horse than Halal.

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    Tossers, the lot of them says:

    And Governments which issued freedom letters to IRA terrorists, on the sly

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    GetReal says:

    Well no. The abysmal success rate of these “rockets” is known to everyone.
    It is the Israelis who target civilians and kill them.

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    Ziggy says:


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    Socialism is theft says:

    If I was a Palestinian living in Gaza I would be wanting a long term solution to end the suffering. In Roman times in Britain, the Brits had no way to beat the power of Rome so they learned to live alongside them and prospered. What did the Romans do for us, Mr Python?

    So why do the Palestinians not learn that their short term pointless attacks on Israel are not helping but making their people’s lives far worse. Why are they so stupid?

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    Anonymous says:

    Has the business sold off the valuable inner London real estate?

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    Russell Brand says:


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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    For quite a while I thought the Games represented a microcosm of the benefits of a United Kingdom. Australia were leading the medal table while Team England and Team Scotland were in second and third places unable to reach the top on their own. But if you combined their medal tallies they easily outstripped Australia.

    Then as we entered the last days England surged ahead on its own while Scotland slipped into a creditable fourth place.

    So it is clear we don’t need the jockoes and as they don’t want us then a divorce is probably the way to go.

    I only wonder how Team Scotland will do at the next Games when the Lottery money funding dries up and they are reliant on Salmond’s largesse.

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    A confused pedant says:

    Hamas’s fault? Or Hamas’ fault?

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    Ozzy says:

    You are 8illy and I claim Australia

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    No, “WE” is that idiot Blo­wing Whi­stles and his legion of antisemitic sockpuppets.

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    GetReal says:

    Get ready for a Hasbara Fest of ZioLoons spamming their propanganda here.

    They actually train and pay their people to come on blogs like this pretending to be local and spew hate against opponents of their illegal racist colony.

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    Utter Bollocks posted by a total Dhimmi. There is ample evidence that Hamas had turned Gaza into a military fortress for the express purpose of the destruction of Israel and the annihilation of all non-muslims in the country. Furthermore, Hamas cynically used the civil population of Gaza as a human shield, and stored arms and ammunition in UN schools and hospitals to create a furore amongst the anti-Semitic bedwetting West to bring pressure on effective defensive measures such as we’ve just witnessed. You are either impossibly naive or totally bigoted.

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    Err says:

    Please don’t equate all Palestinians with Hamas.

  138. 138
    GetReal says:

    No point. The rockets are not much more than fireworks and almost completely ineffective.

  139. 139
    Shlomo says:

    But playing the victim is our raison d’être!

  140. 140
    Di Abbott says:

    What a load of ridiculous, populist nonsense.

  141. 141
    Finger of Fun says:

    If these are the three stooges , which one is ‘Moe’.

  142. 142
    GetReal says:

    Good post.
    While 80% of two-faced Politicians remain members of scummy ” * Friends of Israel clubs” to further their slimy careers, you are pissing in the wind.

  143. 143
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    They were doing that until Hamas orhcestrated a bloody coup over Fatah in Gaza. Nobody mentions the West Bank these days. Does it not occur to anyone why Israel is not pounding the West Bank to pulp despite it being full of schools, hospitals and Palestinian children?

  144. 144
    visibly shaken says:

    hail caesar

    vote ukip

  145. 145
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    You seem to have the touch of death about you, so please don’t come any where near me!

  146. 146
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    If they can keep the bedsit conspiracy theory nutters occupied then they are most welcome.

  147. 147
    GetReal says:

    And we can keep whining about how millions upon millions were cruelly murdered and collect reparations for what happened to our grandparents!

  148. 148
    Infildel says:

    Just like you then for Hamas.


  149. 149
    All the groups that hate Israel says:

    Shhhhh… You are so off message

  150. 150
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    What’s a ‘polatician’ ?

  151. 151
    Chewish Law says:

    Sanhedrin 57a . When a Chew murders a Gentile (“Cuthean”), there will be no death penalty. What a Chew steals from a Gentile he may keep.

    Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

    Baba Kamma 113a. Chews may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

  152. 152
    Err says:

    Man caught swinging dog above his head.

    Blunkett says he was just trying to get a 360 degree view.

  153. 153
    Get Real -- the sequel says:

    Well if Hamas hide amongst civilian targets purposely and keep firing rockets or store rockets in UN buildings and schools what the fuck do you expect?

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

  155. 155
    dai laughing says:

    its the CONDEMN NATION

  156. 156
    Chewish Law says:

    Your own T almudic law:

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

  157. 157
    Get Real -- the sequel says:


    You really are an absolute dickhead

  158. 158
    Aholes says:

    You would if it was Israelis, wouldn’t you, Shlomo!

  159. 159
    And no doubt says:

    Man seen or not seen swinging SC in similar fashion

  160. 160
    GetReal III says:

    Israelis are collection reparations from Germany?

    You really are a dickhead BW

  161. 161
    Rickytshirt says:


  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

  163. 163
  164. 164
    Merkava says:

    Peace for Judea and Samaria will only come when Israel deports so-called “Palestinians” back to their Arab nations of origin (Syria, Jordan, Egypt).

  165. 165
    Aholes says:

    Eeer, Sure Shlomo!

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only Chews are human (“Only ye are designated men”).

    Sanhedrin 57a . When a Chew murders a Gentile (“Cuthean”), there will be no death penalty. What a Chew steals from a Gentile he may keep.

    Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

    Baba Kamma 113a. Cjhews may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

    Libbre David 37: “To communicate anything with a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Chews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    I know which one’s Shemp

  167. 167
    UtterAholes says:

    Let’s not tell the stupid Goyim that we made sure civilians are near weapons by herding them from one of the most densly populated areas in the world into a space HALF that size.

  168. 168
    Hasbara Goon says:

    Quuiiiick, lets distract from the subject of the Cartoon!!!

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    + 1,000,000

  170. 170
    Jimmy Savile's ghost says:

    Now then. Do you remember when St Winifred’s school choir reached number one on the singles chart with “There’s No One Quite Like Grandma”?

    That was my favourite Top Of The Pops episode. By a long way.

  171. 171
    Infidel's welfare cheque says:

    Allah works for South West Trains ????

  172. 172
    Tonto says:

    That MY line, kimosabe!
    Get own.

  173. 173
    Osborne and Little non taxable purveyors of shite says:

    When the dust settles we’ll be opening a new branch out there.

    They’ll need lots of wallpaper after this…. Kerching

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    @ Err. Why not?

  175. 175
    Peking out my window says:

    We’re also waiting for The Davies Commission to give the go ahead for the Chinese and Qatari Governments to bulldoze thousands of homes for a new Heathrow runway.

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    Salman has a money tree. He got it from Broon

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    …and when the Khazars leave Palestine.

  178. 178
    concrete pump says:

    No. Fuck the lot of ‘em.

  179. 179
    Err says:

    …because many of them are children!

  180. 180
    Joe Public says:

    Russell Brand is only one the very outer fringe of humanity, so what does he know?

  181. 181
  182. 182
    David Alexrod says:

    That’s what I keep asking him!

  183. 183
    Gordon Broon - I Saved the World says:

    Alec has only got agreement to share it with me and it needs my permission.

  184. 184
    Chuka NObama says:

    Chuka Umunna (Britain’s NObama) should stand for Parliament in Nigeria.

  185. 185
    Small minds also think alikee says:

    Interesting all the commemorations of the carnage of WW1 , as though war and it’s horrors were a thing of the past.
    Ukraine and the Middle East conflicts show that it is always just below the surface and no lessons have been learnt.

  186. 186
    Just Saying. says:

    Close I think.

  187. 187
    Chuka Puffs says:

  188. 188
    Jesus H. Christ, Almighty, says:

    “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”

    Bring it on, Muzzie Boy. I’m ready for you lot.

  189. 189

    They are all as bad as each other

  190. 190
    BBC - the UK's foremost Disinformation Service says:

    We will not be saying anything against Hamas and will not be showing anything of the total devastation that is in Homs, Syria’s 3rd city or in Aleppo.
    We will only concentrate on child casualties in Gaza, and not show Hamas freedom fighters, nor misfiring or even firing of Hamas rockets.
    We are totally unbiased in our coverage, and welcome pro-Palestinian activists to demonstrate outside our premises and say we are biased toward Israel.

  191. 191
    Sue Denim says:

    Too intellectual for most here – but have a “like” from me.

  192. 192
    BO says:

    Bombs don’t kill People. People kill People.

  193. 193
    Whose counting? says:

    So, still more than 25 % improvement on issue price…

  194. 194
    Just Asking says:

    Where are the civilian shelters built by Hamas for its people?
    IF they exist could they only be for Hamas leadership?

  195. 195
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hmm, how on earth will Scotland fund its sports teams, only having the revenue from North Sea oil and the Whiskey revenue to fund it.

    I guess the Scots will have to look forward to a standard of living like Norway.

    The poor bastards :-)

  196. 196
    Big Momma says:

    Do they have pie eating contests at the Games?
    She and Pressclot would make a rare performance debut in this.

  197. 197
    Norm Normal says:

    Ha ha ha leftards are so certain, in their own minds, they represent the majority, hence the ‘WE’.

  198. 198
    Norm Normal says:

    Perhaps it would also be logical to condemn Russia for supplying weapons to Hamas….directly through Syria and Iran with shipments and manufacturing licences.

  199. 199
    The Supporters Club says:

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Hamas in waiting !

  201. 201
    The two Muppets says:

    Israel gave up Gaza some years ago , forcibly removing
    Israeli settlers. All they get in return are rockets and missiles
    fired indiscriminately into the Israeli population .

  202. 202
    Jimmy says:

    Move somewhere else?

  203. 203
  204. 204
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Of course not! Don’t forget anyone who disagrees with Homous in here is an IDF plant.

  205. 205
    Hasbara Spoiler says:

    Only a Hasbara Goon operating in Both GB and USrael would use the childish term “Leftard”.
    Israel’s crimes are not a left v right thing, much as you wish it were, ZioLoon.

  206. 206
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    You missed out a pair of Val’s old knickers :-)

  207. 207
    Norm Normal says:

    Didn’t Mugabe and others in the AU dictators club send their troops 1000s of miles to fight in the Congo? Gadaffi sent TU-22 bombers 1000s of miles to bomb others such as Tanzania.

  208. 208
    BBC says:

    We will not show the lack of damage of the alleged thousands of alleged rockets because it would show the Iz attack up for the war crime it is. We will keep whining on about a one single disappeared Iz soldier bacuse one Uebermensch is worth more than a hundred dead Goyim.

  209. 209
    Norm Normal says:

    I have never visited Israel and don’t have any J friends…..

  210. 210
    BBC says:

    Israel would target Palestinian “shelters” and claim them to be weapons storage/tunnels.
    Gaza is so densly packed that everyone is in an Iz target zone.
    Gaza is now ONE BIG target zone for the ZioNAZIs, that’s why the Iz squatters were evacuated.

  211. 211
    Plender says:

    Any chance we can get these three c_nts into a UN school and let the IDF know?

  212. 212
    GetVeryReal says:

    Hasbara Goons don’t like people pointing out the truth that refutes their Hasbara propaganda.
    The fact that the Pals aren’t killing Iz civilians really pisses them off!

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Moz and Iz are the fucking same

    medieval tribes in a middle-eastern shit hole

  214. 214
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Henry, don’t forget the San.

  215. 215
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Definition: a “polatition” is a pole dancer that does her make-up on the way down.

  216. 216
    The Growler says:

    So this is Richie’s drawing of “The Three Wise Men” with Dave’s been forced to say something and nothing, after being silent for so long. There are rights and wrongs on both sides of this conflict, the US has always been the backer of Israel ever since they told the Bristish government of the time what to do in 1948 and allow that state of Israel to come into existance, money has flowed from the US for 66 years to Israel. Jeruselem (Zion) should be an international city where three major religions can exist in peace, havíng said that there have been ruptions between Christian sects over the years.

  217. 217
    Mycroft says:

    From a purely Anglo-Saxon viewpoint the situation in the Middle-East is a win double.

    I have little time for either parties in the conflict, when we had an Empire it was important to pick a side and make a stand, we don’t have an Empire, so we don’t have to side with either of the vile religious fanatics.

    Both have ‘supremacist’ religious fantasies, one involves the total control of wealth and the other the total control of minds.

    I condemn both and, for me as an English man, I am happy to see both sides annihilate the other, I can then send in a ‘tommy’ and shoot the last man standing if, even after such a huge amount of killing, he is still feeling belligerent.

    There are parts of this fair Island where there must be thousands of eager potential Jihad-ists who must be champing at the bit to get in and help Gaza, I’d let them go, free-passage in fact, this will rid us of all the ‘extreme’ elements here in a single act of kindness.

  218. 218
    Hamas Propoganda and Pallywood Dept says:

    These rockets that we fire blindly and fall short don’t half kill a lot of us Palis . Mind you ,its a win win situation for us .

  219. 219
    Gaza resident says:

    well they certainly keep blowing us up

  220. 220
    GetVeryReal says:

    What Palestinian defence organisation do you suggest they supply arms to?

  221. 221
    BBC NEWS says:

    Oh no you don’t !!

  222. 222
    Hamas coward says:

    hmmm……………… I like that .

  223. 223
    inside out says:

    And taxes on anyone working are 80%,if there is anyone left in that Marxist country.

  224. 224
    inside out says:

    Government Aid,plenty more where that comes from.

  225. 225
    non taxable pikey says:

    Unfortunately the standard of service being given is also going down the tubes. My Postie tells me that mail is delayed in the town because there just isn’t enough people to sort and deliver it. Might explain why nobody down my street gets anything delivered on a Monday or why First Class mail takes a minimum of 3 days and maximum (so far) of 24 days.

  226. 226
    inside out says:

    Thats only for NGO’s,I mean why else would they be there.

  227. 227
    Silly politics says:

    Why does NO one condemn H@m@s for starting the conflict in the first place? Why does NO one condemn H@m@s for using their own people as bloody pawns to provoke global anti Izraeli sentiment? H@m@s fired rockets into Izrael first and what exactly do idiots like Miliband who condemn Izrael want the Izraelis to do? Sit on their hands while H@m@s rain rockets down on them? While people sympathise with P@lestine then anti zemite terrorism will continue and H@m@s will not feel compelled to work towards peace.


  228. 228
    Jesus says:

    the Iron Dome system is brilliant and it works. A decent seismic detection system across the border would have detected the tunnels. MOSSAD are the best in the world at quietly disposing of problems and drones are the best for doing it with a bit more noise.

    The smart decision would have been to have relied on the tech for defense and quietly hunted down the leaders of Hamas and arranged some one on one time for them with Allah. They should have filmed the 3000+ rockets and used the media to gain global sympathy for Israel’s situation. Special attention should have been drawn to the Hamas rockets that fall short and land in Gaza. They should have accepted that Gaza is run by mongs and just sat back and waited for both the world and the people of Gaza to have realised this as well.

    The stupid decision would be to level Gaza with a billion tons of expensive ordance, saughtering 1000s of civilians in front of the world’s media just as Hamas wanted whilst sending in Israeli troops to fight on Hamas’ terms in Hamas territory. All of this has played right into Hamas’ hands and even nucase zioNazi’s like me are unable to justify any of it any more.

    But no one is allowed to ‘second guess’ the tactical genius that is Bobo Bibi so I guess we’ll just have to sit back and watch as the worst leader in Israel’s history sends hundreds more Israelis to their deaths for absolutley nothing.

  229. 229
    Fred the pensioner says:

    These are being made especially for use by Saudi ladies presumably?

  230. 230
    Jesus says:

    What are you on about? It’s only a noisy core of commies and muzzlemongs who won’t condemn Hamas. Most of the world including the UN has condemned Hamas. That’s why Israel is getting away with what it’s doing. It’s not healthy to live in a bubble of your own prejudices. Grow up.

  231. 231
    Jack Ketch says:

    Practically speaking Hamas, Islamic Jihad, the PFLP, the DPLF (splitters), the ALF, As-Sa’iqa and the other 13 groups operating in Gaza have as much chance of destroying Israel and annihilating all non-Muslims as Netanyahu has of becoming Archbishop of Canterbury. It’s all a big flim-flam to keep a bogey-man up and running and get extra handouts from the US taxpayer and keep the Israeli Labour party quiet.
    Israel could have cleaned up Gaza a dozen times since 2005 IF THEY WANTED TO.

  232. 232
    The Growler says:

    No M, but they use a lot of electricity, which means there will have to be a battery back up in case of power cuts

  233. 233
  234. 234
    Rock of Offence says:

    Fuk u JC

  235. 235
    The Growler says:

    I wonder what Abraham if he back to earth what he would say to the Moslems and the Israelis, maybe something on the lines, “Now then my children, what is all this killing about, you are all my descendants so can’t you make peace between yourselves” and both sides would shout,”NO!” then turn the rockets and bombs on him.

  236. 236
    The Growler says:

    Go on, have a bacon sandwich like young Teddy

  237. 237
    RichUpNorth says:

    Is that a photograph?

  238. 238
    Ed Miliband says:

    “I condemn Israel as I acknowledge that the only people who vote for my party anymore are the Terrorists Of Peace”

  239. 239
    ... says:

    I’m wondering if the Russkis will supply some nukes for someone to target Iz if they keep pissing them off in Ukraine, Georgia and the other real places of origin of the ZioNutters.

  240. 240
    ... says:

    Syria is another place where the ZioLoons arte shitstirring.

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