August 4th, 2014

Not Really a Day for Politics, But…

A touching and heartfelt message from Ed Miliband to commemorate the centenary of the First World War.

Via Channel 4.



  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Milliamp – walking disaster

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    no words…..

  3. 3
    Koba says:

    What do you expect from an out of touch politician?

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    Havocman says:

    This has nothing to do with politics but everything to do with showing respect.

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    Anonymous says:

    I can just see him, tongue sticking out, frowning in concentration as he ponders over this heartfelt message in his child’s handwriting…

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    Respect, don't make me laugh says:

    Two insincere arseholes.

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    I wonder to whom he delegated the task of writing it.

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    concrete pump says:

    Lazy c*nt.

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    Mike Litorus says:

    Did you expect anything else from the total cnut?

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Millibands entire operation is a fcuking shambles. Is Jimmy running it?

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    still walking into darkness says:

    Difficult to reconcile Cameron’s message here with the perpetual wars the West continues to promote, if that’s not a kick in the teeth to all those who’ve sacrificed their lives I don’t know what is.

    Their sacrifice was not for out liberty in the long run

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Word fail me
    (as indeed they clearly failed Minibrain…)

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    Ever hopeful says:

    For goodness sake, if he had filled it with words of prose and sadness he would still get his head kicked in, he said nothing except a statement of fact, leave it at that.

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    Anonymous says:

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    “Your most enduring legacy is our liberty. We must never forget”. Says the man who would offer their sacrifice on the Altar of Brussels.

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    Sandalista says:

    Team Milliband clueless as ever. A case of “WW1? Like, whatever.”

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    Anonymous says:

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    Oh dear says:

    That’s like a father’s day card, signed.

    “From one of your your sons”

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    First world war commemorations “from the leader of the opposition”, that would be Kaiser Wilhelm then :-)

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    Gerhard says:

    Surely that’s not real?

  21. 21
    Ed Moribund says:

    My dad said the best thing about WW1 was it ended Tsarist Russia and allowed the very successful Marxist-Leninist socialist experiment to begin.

    We should celebrate extra hard the coming of the bolshevik revolution

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    R U 4 Real? says:

    Utter Bollocks.

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    The felt tip pen is an improvement on crayon.


    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ed Moribund says:

    I blame those victims for Gaza

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    We should be told says:

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    And the gaffs keep on coming says:

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    Gordon McBreath says:

    I think you are confusing him with another Socialist leader.

    He’s the smart one.

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    Coshe Err says:

    Do J3wish PMs eat Bacon then?

  29. 29
    Gordon the incontinent says:

    Miss, Miss, Ed’s stolen mah crayons…

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    Anonymous says:

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    Chukka Umbrella says:

    LOL ROFL! WW1!

  32. 32
    RomaBert... says:

    What did you expect? Daddy hated this country, allegedly.

  33. 33
    Franz Josef says:

    I never get a mention!

    I started the fu#king war!
    Nowadays no one even knows I was involved

  34. 34
    Owen Jones says:

    ‘The lamps are going out across the Guy News Room. We shall not see them lit again in our lifetime’. Mehdi Hasan

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    Most sad says:

    They are positively drowning in Crocodile tears!

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    That’s like saying a British sub was spotted near the Scottish coast. For sure, Putin is the scum of the earth as his vile regime but this ain’t news!

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    Maggie the dog says:

    One word twat

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    Riga says:

    Considering Russia have a long standing Baltic fleet. Then Russian Warships NOT near Latvia would be the ODD thing.

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


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    Hattie Hatemen says:

    Ed Miliband was right to leave a stupid note with his remembrance wreath and right to apologise for leaving a stupid note on his remembrance wreath

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    Look to Brussels for SCUM says:

    Why do you say he is the scum of the Earth? That clearly is not true.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Hope the rusting piece of junk doesn’t sink off European territory.

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    Ed Millionaire-band says:

    Look, I just don’t have much time for people who have sat under an Oak tree for the last 1000 years, war or no war.

    Now, show me how sorry you are about the holocaust, fúcker.

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    Anonymous says:

    At least he didn’t follow an earlier Leader of the Opposition and wear a “donkey jacket” for the occasion. Michael Foot – what became of him?

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    Milibandd from North LOndon says:

    It was my upbringing

  46. 46
    The Ghost of Michael Foot says:

    This is Ed Miliband’s “Donkey Jacket” moment.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    One Nation?

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    nell says:

    like gordon militwit simply does not have the common touch.

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    Ed Balls says:

    I do hope he put in on his expenses.

    From the Chancellor of the opposition.

  51. 51
    non taxable pikey says:

    Surprised they still run.

  52. 52
    Ed Miliband says:

    I was going to put ‘missing you already’ but Len said No.

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    We may mock our current political leaders, but they haven’t recently got us entangled in a futile and devastating war, unlike the dignified statesmen of 1914.

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    Ed Miliband says:



    Mr Leader

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    Lest Ed Forget says:

    Labour’s best leader since Michael Foot. Lions led by men in donkey jackets.

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    Ed's Downfall says:

    Blinking heck. A wreath to the fallen signed off with a post it note, he’ll be eating bacon butties in a synagogue next.

  57. 57
    The Sun says:

    Letter from Mr E Miliband of I live by the Thames in Doncaster.

    “I would like to thank ……………….

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    He is now six foot under.

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    The answer we seek. says:

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    Not quite the same at all.

    Both being NATO members in a common defence agreement that is fine.

    With R’ussian aggression being felt in the B’altics now this is significant.

    If this was routine would not be reported.

    This is much more like a R’ussian warship being spotted unauthorized off the coast of S’cotland as happened earlier this year. R’ussia would have been testing L’atvia and NATO’s defences here.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Do not underestimate says:

    Typhoon was better than anything we built.

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    Outraged says:

    What a bullsh*t excuse – it takes as long to write “We must never forget them” as it does to write “from the leader of the opposition”, and only fractionally longer to think of that or something similar.

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is that the Lisbon Treaty V2?

  64. 64
    gordan Brown says:

    I buy my shreddies from Micks & Stanleys

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    Anonymous says:


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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Just remind me, what did his family do in the Great War?

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    EXACTLY! says:

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Oy Vey,here we go again.

    Tractor terrorist attack in Jerusalem:

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    Anonymous says:

    Says it all really.

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    So you side swipe someones car and because there are witnesses you write a note to stick on the windscreen. Instead of providing a name, address and phone number, the note reads, ‘I did it’.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a w*nker — didn’t even put his name to it.

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    Fishy says:

    ‘Ed Mili was handed wreath for today’s service by organisers secs before he had to lay it and didnt have chance to write a msg say Labour’

    Didn’t have the time? He should have found the fucking time. Someone auditioning for the job of PM, should be able to find it within himself to deliver the right words in an instant.

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    The Establishment Rules OK says:

    Jizya – or benefits, as we inferior non-muslims refer to our payment to these superior beings.

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    History Teacher says:

    This is why it really happened:

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    Ed Miliband says:

    What was the subs number? I collect them you know.
    Have you seen my bus ticket collection?

  76. 76
    Eid Miliband says:

    That’s the spirit.

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    Ed Miliband says:


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    Don’t poke fun at the poor man. When he has learned joined-up writing, it will get a lot better.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Well done that man. says:

    Mike Watts is charging motorists £2 per journey to use his bypass made from rolled chippings and avoid the closed section of the A431 between Bath and Bristol

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    Mr Helpful says:

    Don’t see why not. I’ve worked with Muslims who were sexually promiscuous, drank heavily and ate pork, so I guess J3ws can ignore bits of their faith, too.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Choudary – When will you go off to carry out jihad. Do those you incite to go ever ask you that question?

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    David Cameron says:

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    In a year, he'll have his paws on the nucldear button. Be afraid.. says:

    At least he’s progressed from crayon to felt-tip pen. :-)

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Labour liars. Why do they bother?

  85. 85
    Mr Galloway says:

    If Hamas stopped firing rockets at Israel, not one Palestinian would die. What are you expecting ,Mehdi ? Israel not to defend its citizens?

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    Ed Moribund says:

    trip adviser-

    “Despite the many ovens i found the food to be quite poor.
    And all the pajamas in the gift shop were of the same blue stripe design.

    But the showering facilities were excellent.”

    Ed Moribund – Islington.

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    #Fail says:

    He didn’t have time to grab a pen and paper from a lackey?

    That’s all he had to do. Rip up that crass note and replace it with something heart felt. And people would have loved him for it.

    What it shows, is that he can’t think quickly enough in a difficult situation. Not PM material.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Looks as though MiniMilipede Minor has borrowed his old master’s crayon.

    Pathetic is what he is!

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    Sensitive words says:

    From Red Ed.

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    Jislam: deat-cult, mental illness, or both? says:

    I don’t think dull-headed muzzbots are the questioning type..

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    Dave's Jamaican Advisor says:

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    See what can be done without Jobsworths, Bureaucracy, Red Tape, etc.

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    Anonymous says:

    Do the staff that look after the labour leader not trust them with anything else other than a black felt tip. First Gordon Brown and his childish crayon writing and now Miliband using the ‘leaders’ pen.

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    Autocorrect-o-Matic says:

    What it shows, is that he can’t think quickly enough in a difficult situation. Not PM material.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Apart from everything since around about 1967.

    It’s widely known that the USN and RN sub fleet enjoyed a massive advantage over their Soviet counter parts.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is this the same Diane Abbott that was kicked off the Shadow labour bench? Shut it fat Abbott, you loser.

  97. 97
    David Cameron says:

    You’ll notice I got my message in OK. These brave men fought for our independence! (This is just for the plebs, Angela)

  98. 98
    Jack Straw says:

    The English, as a race, are not worth saving!

  99. 99
    A Labour Party spokesmong says:

    We prefer to keep sharp implements away from our Dear Leaders, for our protection as well as theirs.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Ed Mili was handed wreath for today’s service by organisers secs before he had to lay it and didnt have chance to write a msg say Labour” – some Mirror hack on Twotter.

    He’s only had a hundred fucking years to prepare it, you tosser.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    honestly, this is so embarrassing, its like you want me to fail, how could you make me look so stupid! I specifically asked for the blue crayon and you gave me a black one, I am so annoyed now I will stamp my feet

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    Leader of the Supposition says:

    Why was Ed Miliband’s message written by a child?

    A child who didn’t know his name.

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    JH3425357356345234 says:

    In short, the Alinskyite little fucker doesn’t give a shit.

    This is his ‘donkey jacket’ moment. We just need the falling into surf and Weearrrlright! moments – preferable near the election – and they are fucked.

    It is so deliciously inevitable with morons like Miliband and team in operation.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Has Medhi explained the purpose of the Hamas tunnels into Israel?

  105. 105
    Mr Woy says:

    Are you a complete tit or are you just doing it for effect?

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    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

    It says “liberty”, not “independence”. He was very careful not to use the word “independence”, given that he’s pretty committed to getting rid of it.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and a grand or more a year in fucking Council Tax.

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    Riesler says:

    Is that in crayon?

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    Jack Russell says:


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    eekk says:

    Diane you make us all afraid, if your shower of fucktards ever got elected the country would be bankrupt on your personal cake supply alone, you truly are a terrifying beast, both in terms of bulk and total fuckwitted incompetence (and race cards)

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    Anonymous says:

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    Cynic says:

    Yes but he couldn’t be arsed could he

  113. 113
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    I was just having a pint watching the world go by and it occurred to me that I would probably want to breed with 0.0001% of the women walking about yet nearly all of them are waddling about with 5 or six kids in tow and with one in the oven to boot. Who is it that is shagging these lumps of lard and can we find them and tell them to stop ?

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    Medhi says:

    oh they were dug by moles, nothing to do with those lovely chaps at hamas, they do a wizard fireworks display, i’m thinking of booking them for guy fawkes night

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    Jack Russell says:

    Its like the scene in The Thick of It where the cuunt Nicola Murray is being taught how to walk up to the Cenotaph looking sincere and put the wreath down.

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    Ayup it's coming says:

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    conservatives says:

    this is just the sort of entrepreneur we want to encourage, blood good chap, under Ed’s mob he’d have to hire 19 illegal immigrants, apply for an EU permit and fill out a thousand forms just to be told no you can’t do it.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    You reckon he’s paid for it out of his own pocket, then?

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    Jack says:

    He got it confused with the birthday card he usually sends to his brother

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    So true says:

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    Mr Woy says:

    Why, is the fat bitch going to sit on him?

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    common sense says:

    This C unt should be in prison getting Jizya on his face every day

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    common sense says:

    that would be benefit hungry morons (we call them labour voters)

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    Yeah. The local Beth Din stamps it’s arse with the Star of David and call it chicken.

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    Remembering the Dead says:

    Why does Cameron say nothing nothing about things like this?

    Is it because he is a hypocritical ponce?

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    Sneaky says:


  128. 128
    Norm Normal says:

    Come on Ed tell us again how very clever you are…..

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    The Mirror are a bunch of crooks says:

    I do not want an opinion from crooked scum from The Mirror.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Talk of ‘defending our liberty’ from the LibLabCon traitors that have signed away our sovereignty to Brussels, ended press freedom and signed up to the snoopers charter.

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    Sandalista says:


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    So true says:


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    concrete pump says:

    Even then it’ll be in fucking biro.

    What happened to all the fountain pens.?


    Medium italic nibs.?

    Fucking blotting paper.?

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    Anonymous says:

    Now this seems a little closer to the truth – the wreaths had already been pre written (apart from Dave’s) and then handed to both Clegg and Miliband.

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    So true says:


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    Hoorah says:

    The secret is not to apply for permission first and then slap in for retrospective permission later.

    It’s not illegal to build without a permit. It is only illegal to ignore a removal court order which can take years to arrive. Hopefully by then this good citizen will have made his money, the people enjoyed his short cut and the council and government got some tax.
    You never know someone may suddenly realise that his £300,000 road is a better option than the council’s £ 2 million scheme.

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    Gavrilo Princip says:

    No! I started the fu(king war!!

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    Sandalista says:

    I thought Mad Hattie had decreed that you cannot be a women and a Tory. The two are mutually exclusive, hence she ignored Maggie when it came to listing top British Wimmin a few years ago.

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    No wonder everybody hates the man

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    concrete pump says:

    Shouldn’t you be at work you handsome lothario you..?

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    Vg says:

    My family stayed here a few years back…..

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    8 Ace - £1.49 says:

    Ah, so they’re just incompetent and didn’t see fit to get their hands on theirs early? That’s OK then.

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    Ever hopeful no gave up says:

    If we get rid of Scotland, Wales doesn’t count as a nation.

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    Ed says:

    Letht we forget we pay our rethpects to the heroes of 1917.

  145. 145
    Len McCluskey says:

    Ey-up wee Eddie, you’re a cnut, now get back to polishing ma boots.
    Yours sincerely
    The real leader of the opposition.

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    Ever hopeful no gave up says:

    Liberty and Cameron does not compute.

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    Vg says:

    Bet they close it down. Guaranteed

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    Ever hopeful no gave up says:

    That’s because everybody else ignores mad Hattie.

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    Ever hopeful no gave up says:

    Ooh, you mean when this country ended up bankrupt and the Yanks thought they would pop over and see if they could pick up a country or two very cheaply.

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    The leader of the opposition says:

    ‘get well soon’

  151. 151
    Prick says:

    You get a thrill out of appalling photographs like you?
    Stupid twat.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing is so pathetic that it’s below Greedo.

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Wasn’t Jizya a member of the Wu Tan Clan?

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    Anonymous says:

    Or deliberately given to them late in a vain effort to make Dave look like he gives a fuck when he’s already screwed up Libya and given half a chance would have been arming ISIS in Syria.

  155. 155
    John Bercow says:

    Excuse me!

  156. 156
    Corruption, corruption, corruption says:

    You have to ask why the council is going to take a year and spend £millions doing their road.

    They hope you think it is bureaucracy, they even encourage you to think it is bureaucracy. What they don’t want you to think about, is who are the contractors/architects and what is their relationship to the council’s directors and members.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Lots of opportunities today to do the country huge favours. So why are there never a dozen or so spare suicide bombers around when you need a few?

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    He'd never seen it before says:

    You think Ed paid for this Wreath?


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    Tweet du jour ?

    Not an expert, but this is perhaps not the usual way one signs up.

    (She should have stuck with Brand… ;-) )

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    JS - the child-fixer-4-U says:

    Because they cum free from the local orphan children’s home?

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    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    all my life I am searching looking for friends, colleagues to collaborate with in ideas, I have been fortunate to have known 2 where in dialogue new invention is made.
    I appreciate your efforts which are many times more enlightening than my own meagre efforts and I certainly do not intend any offence by way of banter.

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    Red Andy, Red Ed and Red Rose says:

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    Jen The Blue says:

    Anonymous, I have no time for that a**e Cameron, but you have to accept that Miliband not bothering to write his own card is incredible.

    Is his awareness so bad that he couldn’t see how that will look?

    The man is a walking disaster.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Their respect is hollow and completely hypocritical, when they have all pissed away the sacred gift of the sovereignty that those troops faught valiantly to defend.

    They have no respect at all. If they did, then they would be getting us out of the EU without delay.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    I am sure that he did find the food to be very poor, and was dissapointed to discover that they did not serve bacon buns.

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    Fred says:

    The really horrible thought is that he could become Prime Minister.

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    bergen says:

    I don’t expect him to feel the same way as most of us. None of his forebears were here to join Kitchener’s army. With him, the past really is a foreign country.

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    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    when I was at the peak of my powers I would examine my mind in all the little crooks and crannies and I would think “bloody ‘ell (me) how did you manage to be so free in thought” and I would answer myself ” By honesty in thinking”.

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    Norm Normal says:

    Not funny at all, does your hate for others reflect just how much you hate yourself?

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    Another Miliband says:

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    Remember the Dead says:

    What’s up with you stupid Hunt? How about stopping slaughter like this instead of attending phoney commemorations for events of 100 years ago about which nobody cares except phoney PR men like Cameron.

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    Dead Hand Miliband says:

    This is why the left hate people who have had a decent education.

    Cameron is a statesman. Miliband is just a wanabee and hasn’t got a clue how to conduct himself on the world stage.

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    Sandalista says:

    Even being at my most charitable towards Ed, it does show a monumental weakness of his support team. Some one must have been briefed by the organisers about what was expected of Ed. Did no-one grasp that laying a wreath might also entail a note? If so, why did they not make the appropriate arrangements to ensure a suitable one was supplied?

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    David Milimong says:

    “World War 1. Centanary. Remembrance. On this solemn occasion, it’s important to #remember and read my blog. Fuck the dead, read my blog. Damn it, do it now! Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeee!

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    Socialism is theft says:

    He had plenty of time to put an insincere message AND write down all his policies. Who was going to stop him doing so?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    …in our cheap, blue-grey Asda garden chairs at £4.99 each!

    Matching suits at £19.99 each from George upstairs!

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    The Labour Party operative reponsible says:

    Yeah, whateva. WW1 was like history, innit? If it like really happened. And anyway, I’ve got A-star GCSEs in everything and I’ve like never heard of WW1 so who cares and that.


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    Unknown Voter says:

    Ed has 25 years,to think about thoughts World War 11 wreath

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    Labour Spin Doctor says:

    Ah yes, Labour just frantically blaming everyone else as usual.

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    rick says:

    This is the point people here are missing.

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    Tony Blair's Big Conversation/Cameron's Big Society. Big this, big that. says:

    Yes, but it’s a “big” interview. Not just any old interview; a “big” one.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    I couldn’t give a flying fuck about your blog, you self-obsessed narcissist. Neither do any of us need lessons from you.

    Oh, maybe one: don’t carry out your very own Kr1stalln@cht on the Foreign Office when you’re in power; that way, we may have some high-calibre people there to prevent such disasters in the future.

    Banana-bearing berk.

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    Tony Blair's Big Conversation/Cameron's Big Society. Big this, big that. says:

    Now that is f*cking funny! :-)

  184. 184
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Wotz a wreef, anyway? Wherez the hashtag?

    Wreefs! LOLZ!

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    Ta-boom tish! says:

    Now that’s what I call a burst appendix.

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    Former Insider says:

    I have seen the most appalling pictures of our troops and civilians(Children included) blown to pieces by IRA Bombs.
    I am glad the public hasn’t seen them because if they did there would never have been any hope of peace in Northern Ireland.
    If our public had seen them no Irishman would have been able to walk a UK street without getting abused.
    If you want to get folk all worked up why not start closer to home and post pictures of Lee Rigby’s body?
    The reason you don’t and our establishment don’t either is because you know that no good will come of it and it just hardens hearts.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Pseuds’ Corner…

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    The public says:

    No thanks. Got gardening to do. And painting a fence. And cleaning our ears and stuff.

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    Ta-boom tish! says:

    We might well be up to World War 11 by then.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    There is no Russian aggression in the Baltics. There is a half hearted defence of legitimate Russian interests and in the defence of those ethnic Russians who seek the defence of from the Russians.

    If Russia wanted to show aggression, we would not be able to stop them.

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    Daft Punk says:

    Yes because the victims of the politics of the time really give a shit about pre written messages of the drivers of the band wagons today.

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    NATO will.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    RWG says:

    Stoopid, low Çaste, Jêwish, commĪe c­u­nt.

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    TJ says:

    So the Labour defence of this moron is that “Nick Clegg did it too.” If you’re having to compare your actions to Nick Clegg’s to claim it’s ok then you’re pretty much screwed. It is crass in the extreme, the thought of this man as PM should horrify any thinking person.

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    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Oh, and there is nothing unusual about Russian subs appearing off S’cotland’s coast. A good friend of mine used to play hide and seek with Russian subs all the time in our very quiet nuclear subs, which I have helped to build.

    You are far too nervous about Russia, and much much to gullible, regarding the obviously rubbish propaganda being vomited out in vast quantities by our usless, lying, corrupt mainstream media.

  196. 196
    Diane Abbott's rioting children says:

    Diane Abbott (aka race hustler) get off Twitter and fix third-world gang-infested Hackney. Oh wait you and the Labour’s Hackney Council ain’t bothered.

    There’s more hope restoring Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan or Somalia than there is in HACKED-ney.

  197. 197
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Not a chance. NATO are not going to start WW3 against Russia. America and Britain may wish to, but the other members will run away from any real fight. And rightly so, because it will be based on so many lies.

  198. 198
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    What a heartless Marxist Hunt

  199. 199
    Miliband, Balls, & Khan are Bellends says:

  200. 200
    Quasimodo says:

    Katy was married to Russell Brand.
    If I knew she’d set the bar that low I would have had a go myself.

  201. 201
    Ed Miliballs says:

  202. 202
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    Is that the typeface that is called Comic sans ?

  203. 203

    Reading mainly R’ussian and E’uropean media at the moment. Less so W’estern.

    So, which media are you referring to precisely by ‘our’ ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  204. 204
    Remember the Dead says:

    No the reason the establishment don’t want this sort of picture published is because the public will see the reality of war and what their ‘heroes’ do to other people in the name of “National Security”.

  205. 205
    Long since forgotten, evidently says:

    17 million people died and this F***er couldn’t be bothered to write his name? Disgusting.

    The labour party say ‘he only had seconds’… what a crock … if he was remotely bothered about remembrance he would of made sure this didn’t happen. 100 years doesn’t just creep up you out the blue. Disgusting.

  206. 206
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yep I even put on my ‘big boy’ pants.

  207. 207
    Hasbara Spotter says:

    Let Israel keep stealing Palestinian land completely unopposed. Oy Vey!

    Fuck off back to Kazakhstan, Shlomo

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    To even have thought of that comment puts you in the asylum

  209. 209
    Hugh Janus says:


  210. 210
    Mosstapo says:

    Support Land theft and Crimes against Humanity! Be a Friend of Israel!

  211. 211
    Labour Councils ruined Birmingham, Luton, Glasgow, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Bradford says:

    Ed Miliband’s Voting Record: ‘TheyWorkForYou’ website:

    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex.

    Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war (despite admitting Labour were wrong to take Britain into the war in Iraq).

    Voted moderately for more EU integration.

    Voted moderately against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU.

    Voted strongly against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits.

    Voted moderately against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax (despite talking about the cost of living crisis)

    Voted moderately against higher taxes on alcoholic drinks (to encourage more binge drinking and put a strain on the NHS).

    Voted for a banker’s bonus tax (so Labour can waste more money).

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax.

    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance.

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients.

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools,

    Voted against academy schools.

    Voted for measures to prevent climate change.

    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments

  212. 212
    gildedtumbril says:

    YES! He is today’s Michael Fart.

  213. 213
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Sorry, you would have been far too intelligent, handsome and honest.

  214. 214
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    my computer is playing up I don’t know if this is appropriate or not

  215. 215
    Jimmy says:

    If only he’d had time to add a similarly cameronesque vomitous platitude.

  216. 216
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Killed the Tsar.

  217. 217
    Dangerous Brian says:

    He has no connection with WW1, no connection with Doncaster and, to be fair, very little connection with reality.

  218. 218
    Brummie says:

    Cameron is a statesman
    Yeh… a wot a fookin state… twat spoon faced mongaloid prick

  219. 219
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    It was all Sue’s fault.

  220. 220
    Adolphus says:

    Unfortunate shadow of his arm.

  221. 221
    Fursty Ferret says:

    Possibly and in his best-ist handwriting, although he hasn’t progressed on to joined up writing yet….

  222. 222
    Brummie says:

    Team Cameron – Proudly supporting Brussels like their UKIP counterparts

  223. 223

    The lights go out for the Opposition Leader.

  224. 224
    common sense says:

    Brummie that is remarkably eloquent from someone who came from your upbringing

  225. 225
    Adolph M says:

    No connection with Britain either. Other than his mum decided to drop him on British soil.

  226. 226
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    By honesty in thinking
    comes honesty in human relations
    if by shared honesty
    Russia, China, America
    do not concern yourselves with dishonesty
    concern rather with truthful discovery
    amalgamate your treaties
    pool together your genius and your resources
    create starship with warp capabilities
    take human to where he has never gone before

  227. 227
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well spotted.

    What a fucking ‘tard.

  228. 228
    Aleksandr the sub captain says:

    What, like you are the only ones who can go on a stag do in Riga??? viktor the weapons officer is getting married, just don’t tell Putin, he is marrying Oleg hahhaha Vlad doesn’t like the gays.

  229. 229
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,

  230. 230
    Ed Miliband says:

    just boots today len? you know you like a happy ending

  231. 231
    common sense says:

    I think he was in tiswarz

  232. 232
    Not me guv says:

    Probably a loaded turkey baster.

  233. 233
    common sense says:

    even the daytime tv benefit mongs wouldn’t watch this utter shite

  234. 234
    Christ on a Bike says:

    What did Miliband think he was at a wreath-laying ceremony to do?

  235. 235
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Interesting that Cameron has the writing of a psychopath. I wonder how similar it is to Blair’s?

  236. 236

    No, nor could they have been in the Master Race Troop alongside you.

  237. 237
    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    I’d sue

  238. 238
    anon says:

    I wish I could photoshop and change it to ‘ Yeah..Soz….Woteva’ but this would still be less weird and insensititve than the original.

  239. 239
    Oh, really? says:

    Labour claim Ed wasn’t given time to do it, then claim he wasn’t allowed to. Which is it?

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    See post #30

  241. 241
    The two Muppets says:

    I think that he must be a product of Labours failed education
    system .

  242. 242
    ed black says:

    Well done Ed, you will make a great PM.
    Those few well chosen words summed the feelings of the nation on this day of remembrance….

  243. 243

    Re Ed’s wreath.

    They missed a bit from the end. It should have read:

    “From the Leader of the Opposition, aged 44 and a 1/2.”

  244. 244
    The two Muppets says:

    Keep taking the tablets .

  245. 245
    green blob says:

    Cameron and Crosby playing politics with WW1 dead – only the PM “allowed” to leave a note.

  246. 246
    Insult upon insult says:

    Bloody hell, Labour !

    Insult WW1 dead, their families and anyone else who takes seriously and appreciates the hard-won liberty they bequeathed to following generations.

    Then have the party insult the organisers of the ceremony for such indifference!

  247. 247
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    I hadn’t realised Jimmy that paying ones respects to the fallen was classed as a “vomitous platitude” in the Labour Party

  248. 248
    Official Line to take from Labour HQ says:

    He put it over his head to begin with (thought it was a garland) and by the time they got it off it was too late to change the note.

  249. 249
    Real Englishman says:

    Milliband, for you ze war is over.

  250. 250
    visibly shaken says:

    stop this brummie – you’re giving us a bad name

  251. 251
    anon says:

    I have heard that Milliband’s original wreath was made out of betting slips and Rizzla papers.

  252. 252
    Plender says:

    He’s worse. Foot at least had the sense to resign, (and let that shining light of success Kinnock in). Ed will is more like Kinnock and the Mad Jock rolled into one, an inept and odd loser with delusions of greatness. He’ll bury the Labour party for a good long while. Many worry that Dave will lose due to UKIP but when the harsh reality of GE day comes I strongly suspect that Dave might just make it albeit with a slender majority. Not long to wait now.

  253. 253
    common sense says:

    surprised he didn’t start gnawing on it the bright shiny object

  254. 254
    Zek says:

    Well opinion is divided as to whether the great Socialist Experiment of the Soviet Union was a success or not. If you were expecting it the usher in an age of peace, mutual accord, material wellbeing and open democracy for all then you might be disappointed. If on the other hand you saw it as the opportunity to create a rapacious criminal elite that then disregards all law, common decency and democratic practice whilst fastening on to the wealth of the nation whilst pissing on the great unwashed in process then it was a winning move. I’m sure our elite would do the same given the chance.

  255. 255
    A Zek says:

    In my day that kind of talk about the Party Leader would have got a you ’10 rouble note’ if you you were lucky more likely two the the head.

  256. 256
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    What do you expect from a treasonous tramp who’s just one generation off the boat? No respect for our Nation, it’s History, or the sacrifices that people have made. Plastic Patriots. Nothing more. Nothing less. No wonder he’s so pro-EU, he’s got NO VESTED interests or loyalty to this country.

  257. 257
    Owhine Jones says:

    Ed couldn’t possibly have contacted the organisers beforehand and asked. If you think he could you must be an evil right winger.

  258. 258
    Angus McCoatup says:

    At last, something on that blank sheet of paper. Very little substance, but a start, even if it is written with the prime mentalist’s crayon!

  259. 259
    The Hanging Judge says:

    I’m sure that Putin’s genius plan of sailing a surfaced submarine into Riga harbour and demanding immediate EU surrender will go off without a hitch.

  260. 260
    michael foot's coat hirers says:

    the boy is a complete c’unt

  261. 261
    Cpl Hicks says:

    You are an utter c’unt Jimmy.

  262. 262
    David B says:

    Shame he didn’t stop prancing in front of the press to put a bit of time and effort into it. But then he might have missed a passing bandwagon to jump on

  263. 263
    Soft Liberal Twot says:

    Don’t be ridiculous, he couldn’t be Prime Minister. He’s a cretin.

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    I have a feeling his favourite font is comic sans.

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    Oh lord. It sounds exactly like a teacher talking to an 11 year old.

  266. 266
    Mickey Mouse Outfit says:

    A 100 year anniversary has been talked about all year; and not one of these muppets could say to their staffers;

    “This is the message for when the wreath”

    Cameron’s is hardly Churchillian, but at least someone, somewhere, on the Tory Team was on the case.

    No excuse for the other fools; if they cannot manage a simple act of wreath-laying, how the f*ck can they manage UK PLC?

  267. 267

    He made sure to get that one right — didn t he ?????!!!!

  268. 268

    The boy s a Donkey Jacket –I mean a Dufus Coat ..

  269. 269

    Why didn t he go the whole hog and put

    From a Wannabe PorkyTwatcian

  270. 270

    AxelJob must be really proud of hus planning tiday .

    He s certainly earned his money this week……

  271. 271

    Well at least he seems to be right handed unlike “Cack ” Cammo.

    Or is he just playing at being so by the way he is gripping that pen (?!)

  272. 272
    Jim says:

    You haven’t been reading the News since 1945 or the Names of the War dead?

  273. 273
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Someone who knows his onions. Nice

  274. 274
    V Putin says:

    I’m gonna finish it.

  275. 275
    slartibartfastbastard says:

    They love to have it both ways, don’t they?

    I can change the economy, radicalise society, run the NHS and declare war!

    But if someone hands me a wreath and says put it down over there, well, what can I do?

  276. 276
    Neitherdeadnoralive says:

    What ever you think of Cameron and Miliband, Cameron and his team are far more savvy than Miliband and his team. Miliband lurches from one PR disaster to another. Who the hell is advising him ? Sack them and get a new team, preferably people who have actually had jobs in the real world, and are not yes men !

  277. 277
    Angus McCoatup says:

    Be fair, his replacement PC is on back order.

  278. 278
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    ? Not really a day for politics ?
    I think you’ll find this war wasn’t about some kraut knocking over a bloke’s pint. It was caused by a failure of politics. These monkeys can not even attend a commemeration without fu€÷ing it up. Bring on their funerals at this rate they’ll be hilarious.

  279. 279
    HenryV says:

    Remind me again what his grandfather was doing back then?

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    A “rapacious criminal elite that then disregards all law, common decency and democratic practice whilst fastening on to the wealth of the nation whilst pissing on the great unwashed in process”.

    Now That’s What I Call the best ever account of hard-right Tories.

  281. 281
    Peter Grimes says:

    Fuckwit anonymous believing the lies that Labourlist are spewing out to justify their ‘leader’s’ ignorance.

    Does Boy MiniMilipede Minor wipe his own arse yet or does he have a Knight of the Diaper to do it for him?

  282. 282
    HenryV says:

    Sorry about the mistake. I only had a few minutes…..

  283. 283
    ... says:

    Bla bla.
    So how much in reparations are the slimy hypocrites going to give the Palestinians?

  284. 284
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Good point…..Henry. If the only time he’d been to a site of a mass burial was with his Grandfather, he’d have been told to ‘ Never Never leave evidence of your presence at the site ! ‘
    Good well trained Marxist mass murder supporting scum.
    He’ll be in Highegate tonight begging his God for forgiveness and tearing his own clothing.

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:

    Fastening onto the wealth of the country sounds very Leninist-Labour to me; (progressive taxation from birth to death has arrived at death, and every other stop along the way)

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    Poor excuse –
    just about the whole nation knows ‘we will remember them’ evidently not Miliband

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    remembering them – an appropriate comment

  288. 288
    Jimmy says:

    Looks like after next year Dave Chamberlain could land a job with Hallmark.

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    Whether or not they believe it to be true is not the point, for it seems that some folks are willing to shoot off any old neo-con/anti-Russian dis-information. And they have no concerns about starting a new Cold War. Clearly, they are the Scum of the Earth – but is this really news?

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Trust the Washington neo-cons pay you well?

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    “Kulak murdered by Marxist filth”? Sadly, the likes of you are able to con most of the (unthinking) people, most of the time. Good job some of us Brits can see your dirty hard-right dis-information. Have a nice evening!

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Baby Face, you got funniest-looking Baby Face.

  293. 293
    lojolondon says:

    Hilarious video – what a total pillock -

  294. 294
    HenryV says:

    Probably not as many pieces of silver as the Labour Party pay you.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    Apart from ISIS, cannot remember the Iraq War turning out well for anyone? And yet ‘our’ current political leaders wanted air strikes in support of the terror gangs. Good job we have such world statesmen to protect us?

  296. 296
    M Courtney says:

    And disturb the ceremony?
    Only the PM and the Prince of Wales got to write their tags. No-one else was playing party politics with the memory of the fallen. Not Ed, Cleggy, Salmond or the rest.

    Yet somehow… Tories stated Tweeting photos of the 2 tags.

    When do you ever see the tags on memorial wreaths? Ever?

    Tories disrespected the Day for petty, party politics.
    We shall remember them.

  297. 297
    M Courtney says:

    But it was written b a civil servant and then laminated.

    When will the apologies start coming?

    Have no Tories got any honour left?
    Have all the true Conservatives now defected to UKIP?

  298. 298
    Hamas says:

    Where do you think you’re going? Get back up on that roof!

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    Here we go again, same old Tory dis-information.

    For the truth is that, when “he was Labour leader, Foot attended the annual Remembrance Day service at the Cenotaph in 1981. A Labour MP who didn’t like him much happened to be watching on TV, and said: “Look, he’s wearing a donkey jacket!” As it happened, it was not a donkey jacket at all, but a very expensive short overcoat that his wife, Jill, had chosen for him because she thought it made him look elegant. Even the late Queen Mother, at the post-ceremony reception, commented on what a splendid garment it was.

    But “donkey jacket” fitted the image of Michael Foot as a thoughtless scruff – someone who, when about to attend the most solemn event of the year, grabbed the first coat he could see, and came in something that might have been suitable for a long walk through bracken.” SIMON HOGGART, MailOnline, 23:19 01 July 2007

  300. 300
    Ed Miliband says:

    It wasn’t me- an older boy did it and ran away!

  301. 301
    Tel E. Caster says:

    If Cameron had done this, it would be you playing “petty party politics.”
    Kindly piss off back to your paymasters.

  302. 302
    Hamas says:

    Where do you think you’re going?
    Get back up on that roof!

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    P.S: As for the Donkey Jacket, the attack on this honest and useable working coat is a fair indication of how the people backing the site hate the Working Class.

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    I Should Be So Lucky (Lucky, Lucky, Lucky).

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    As all our finest Armchair Generals are out and about this day may I raise a glass ( and perhaps strike many medals ) in honour of the people who will do no fighting, never did no fighting and have no intention of fighting in the future?

    The First World War ( lest we forget?) was the unleashing and playing out of a declining world power – Britain and the two upstart challenging nations the US and Germany – for the re-distribution of Economic power that once was the sole province of Queen Victoria.

    The poor sods who fought it out on all sides had no idea what they were fighting for at the time but found out in the re-match (WW2) exactly what was at stake. Ironically the present is a a result of the past two wars and post Communist Russia is as much a part of those resulting outcomes as is Israel.

    So here we are again only this time the real victors of both wars are refereeing the new set of fixtures.

    That is the US ( otherwise known as NATO). The UN is powerless and the paralells are striking. The US is now under threat from the emerging powerhouse known as China and the the BRICS are forming economic alliances as we type.

    As in the past Economic wars can rapidly turn into actual real wars.

    The same trends are being played out before our very eyes.

    Lest we forget indeed.

  306. 306
    Ad hock says:

    sic – Ed Millband aged 3 and 3/4

  307. 307
    patrickhadley says:

    Do all the royals, politicians, and dignitaries leave personal messages to the dead on the wreaths at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday?

    I wonder what the Queen puts on her wreath.

    This is clearly a pre-planned sting from Lynton Crosbie. I hope that it backfires.

  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    Whereas call me Daves common touch consists of hitting his servants when they aren’t quick enough tending to their masters desires.

  309. 309
    RWG says:

    Plus the jacket was done up wrong, there must be visual evidence of that somewhere…

  310. 310
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Truly we shall never forget…

    But will we learn?

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    Well done for spinning that one so well.

    But another way of looking at this is that the Tories support measures that are likely have a negative impact on low-waged people – such as voting for:

    Banker’s bonuses (‘Greed is Good’)

    Greater tax avoidance

    Greater ‘autonomy’ for schools

    Failing Academy Schools

    Measures to prevent climate change

    Capping civil service redundancy payments

    A reduction in spending on welfare benefits

    Reducing the rate of corporation tax

    ‘Reforming’ the NHS (‘200 pound to see your doctor’?)

    And in other news, Lib-Dem Danny Alexander has said that: “Any Conservative plan to have a flat rate of income tax in which cleaners would pay the same rate of income tax as bankers would be unspeakably unfair.”

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    So the IDF targeting and killing school children is just Israel defending its citizens? Notice the likes of you do not mention Israel in relation to terror raids, mass punishment or war crimes – most telling.

  313. 313
    Anonymous says:

    Kind of related: “Kiev ‘gave up on us’: Ukrainian commander tells why 400 troops escaped into Russia”. Russia Today

    Yet again, what if the gave a war and nobody turned up? He fights for Russia’s, for the Ukraine, for NATO, for the USA…

  314. 314
    Spot on says:

    Best comment yet.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    Whether or not the coat was done up wrong, it would certainly be interesting to see pictures of Mr Foot and his ‘Donkey Jacket’.

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    Found it! Michael Foot’s ‘donkey jacket’ is among the artefacts on show at the People’s History Museum in Manchester.

    Bye 4 now.

  317. 317
    MB. says:

    Surely if you are a senior figure going to an event like that, you will:

    1. Ask – Will I be laying a wreath
    2. Ask – Will a wreath be provided
    3. Write out a note to attach to the wreath if one is going to be provided by the organisers or attach to the wreath if taking one yourself.

    There is no excuse and all the blame rests on Milliband and Clegg.

    Are the two of them so incompetent that they cannot handle a simple task like that?

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