August 4th, 2014

Mehdi’s Morning Glory


133 Comments

  1. 1
    Non twat says:

    Sweet.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 14
      The Growler says:

      You lot seem to know about it ;-)

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      • 19
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

        It’s really refreshing to see Western Leaders backing genocidal mozzies that seek the destruction of our Countries.

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        • 61
          Django says:

          If it wasn’t for Israel we would be the lick spittles of the oil producing Arab countries. The Saudi’s use their cash to corrupt our politicians and pay for various fundamentalist terrorist groups (Isis). The western public overwhelmingly support democratic Israel against the various despotic regimes that seeks its annihilation ergo our leaders are torn between the cash and doing the right thing. If they could sell Israel down the river they would in favour of doing deals with the Arabs. Fortunately for us all, the Western public have an appreciation for Western style democracy that goes further than their masters greed!

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          • ShlomoSpotter says:

            You Shlomos are so full of shit!
            The western public have just begun to see through the endless stream of Hasbara propaganda slime you ooze allover the Western media.
            They now realise that Israel is a racist colony established by terr orists religious nutters who have undermined western democracies formany decades.
            If Israel were legal or viable, you wouldn’t need to come here and spread your hate against those who rightly oppose you.

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          • when i try tubegalore.mobi i get a site called gvi.ewank

            does that mean it will send me a cli ax via email ?

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    • 22
      THE NEWS says:

      Fog in Channel. Continent cut off.

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    • 36
      You decide says:

      mossad is an anagram of sad mos

      coincidence?

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  2. 2
    8 Ace - £1.49 says:

    Bookmarked

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 3
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Could this be proof, if proof were needed, that Mr Hassan is just another wan*er?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 4
    Maqboul the fool says:

    See someone died of Ebola at Gatwick.

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  5. 5
    Jack Drpmey says:

    I was hacked by Mossad too!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 6
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, when he disappears to the loo with his mobile everyone knows what he’s up to now.

    He’ll blame someone else but he’s got a track record of incompetence, hypocrisy and stupidity. Most entertaining!

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  7. 7

    Its a conspiracy to humiliate those that oppose Israel

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  8. 8
    Orrible Ives says:

    The comments section on this blog has been hacked by Mossad

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    • 11
      Mossad says says:

      No it hasn’t oops.

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    • 25
      The Growler says:

      It’s a good chance that News Corp has hacked it, they are very good at that sort of thing.

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      • 33
        Digger says:

        Why would I need to hack this blog, when I can just give the landlord a piece of silver for any narrative I wish to be endlessly pushed?

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    • 98
      ShlomoSpotter says:

      Seeing that a shedload of microprocessors are made in Israel, do you really think they could resist building back doors into them?!

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  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    *in the interests of research* i looked this up, this isn’t a site with any content it’s just an adds trap that loops around. he’s can’t have been browsing this site in his own time as there’s nothing to browse, so it is some sort of an ads hack- sorry to disappoint

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  10. 13
    Sheik, Wally and Goad says:

    Where’s the Goat Cam?

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  11. 17
    anon says:

    Is there a Mrs Hassan who needs to know about this. And I bet his Mum isn’t pleased. How about Huffpo and the use of porn to treat women as sex objects? Too many questions. Anon@AsianBangersSlipperyWhenWet.

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  12. 18
    A reasoned man says:

    If we demonise child entertainers for kiddy fiddling, then what are we to do with mass murdering Israeli’s who ‘accidently’ put bombs into UN schools?

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    • 45
      BBC says:

      Spend a few hundred thousand to make a simplistic, biased documentary about it, and create a hand-wringing twitter tag.

      #somethingshouldbedone
      #it’sbad

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      • 99
        ShlomoSpotter says:

        Hello Shlomo! Being a twisted criminal, of course you hope that people will just keep wringing their hands about it instead of you slimy neck!

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    • 111

      Ok Reasoned Man I stand to be convinced .

      Dies there now exist incontrovertible proof that Israelis have CONSISTENTLY bombed civilian buildings which either a) did not hide arms/armed units and/or b) were not used as launch sites for Palestinian rockets?

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  13. 20
    red ed peoples representative of the republic of doncaster says:

    hilarious,he must have had that tab open and accidently copied the wrong one

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  14. 27
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband’s fake outrage has gone too far, too fast. Miliband really is a low life opportunist.

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  15. 28
    David Warred says:

    Then we join islam.

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  16. 29
    Dirtyboy says:

    He’s working for al JiZZera now , isn’t he?

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  17. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Liked by 1 person

  18. 31
    Merde Hasan says:

    As you are all cattle I refuse to enter in debate with bovine idiots.

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  19. 32
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The BBC and C4 have shown their true colours.
    Not a single close up picture of an Hamas fighter.
    Not a single close up picture of Hamas firing rockets in to Israel.
    No comment on what the Hamas tunnels are for.
    Why?
    Just what is the agenda of the BBC and C4?

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  20. 34
    Time to leave! says:

    Who the hell does Mr Mehdi think he is eh. I mean who elected these lefty journalists to “speak” for us? I certainly did not thankyou very much.

    Is this how things are going to be on a daily basis from next May? A lefty communist anf fascist meddling little fuckwit government backed up by arsehole journalists at the Guardian and Independent!

    Well not in our household I tell you. Ferry booked to France 6.30am Friday 8 May 2015 for the wife and me. Will review situation from there but needless to say the further south from socialist Britain the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 38
      Presidente Hollande says:

      Lovely, do bring money. Lots of it.

      Bon voyage.

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      • 53
        Time to make money! says:

        Nope don’t go to socialist europe for 5 years. Stay and take advantage of a high spending labour govt under Miliband. Set up a “social enterprise” or a “community charity” to “do good”!

        I intend to make a fortune out of incompetent Labour!

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        • 66
          A christian man says:

          As a christian I find it shocking that you only want a Labour government to set up community causes that can give you a job. Surely you are not saying that charity chiefs pay themselves well and only then worry about the causes they run? If you are, you are a very cynical Iindividual indeed!

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          • Time to make money! says:

            I am a cynical individual and I fully intend Labour to pay off my mortgage and then some!

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        • 67
          common sense says:

          If labour win, i’ll fully adopt milibands principles by becoming a lawyer and only representing asylum seekers on legal aid in cases of extreme racism where they aren’t immediately put at the top of the housing list and given a free car and free money, i’ll formulate it as a charity and have Diane abbotopmus as a patron (in charge of catering and shouting “thats racist) and Owen Jones to represent any of said asylum seekers that like a bit of cock and yasmin alibaba brown just so there is someone we can punch in the throat. we’ll cream millions off the government by being a socially diverse eco friendly politically correct organisation – (while secretly syphoning off funds to syria and hamas for “humanitarian aid” (all cheques payable to smith and wesson) )

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          • Time to leave! says:

            President Hollande surely cannot be worse than Miliband? Anyway I doubt French govt give 2 hoots what middle class British expats get up to down in Burgundy!

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    • 50
      Heil allah says:

      Mr Medhi is an Islamofascist – it’s all part of the Big Game Plan.

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    • 59
      try the Isle of Wight says:

      Going to mainland Europe to hide from socialists ?? You might need a rethink.

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      • 69
        common sense says:

        and don’t forget your E111 so you can be told by a European hospital that actually free care for all EU citizens only applies in the UK and if you could just supply some credit card details the doctor will see you now

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    • 115

      Well you re going the wrong road to get away from Socialism then .. France then down to Italy then Greece then then the Levant and indeed Israel …

      Try going north to Norway. Yes it s socialist but it s so rich it can afford to be and at least you ll never starve

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  21. 39
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Is it good for Britain cutting subsidies given for solar panels and going to Court ?

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  22. 41
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    We must always maintain our moral authority over the cattle.

    Off for a hand shandy over some Western pron now.

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  23. 43

    M’edhi is the anti-thesis to the old M’ossad meme:

    ‘May we read about you in the newspapers!’

    They’d have better things to do. Like brunch.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  24. 44

    Them at Work

    Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
    On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
    I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
    She took me in and gave me breakfast
    And she said:

    “Do you come from a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

    Bribing support from a man in Malasia
    He was six foot four with expressive aphasia
    I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
    He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
    And he said:

    “I come from a land down under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

    Lying in a den in Jakarta
    With a slack jaw, and a bit of barter
    I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me?
    Because I come from the land of plenty.”
    And he said:

    “Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

    http://tinyurl.com/nammkkl

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  25. 48
    Mehdi says:

    Damn autocorrect!

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  26. 54
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My Grandad fought in WW1 and never had a good word to say about anyone wearing a rosette once every five years.

    He also said his mates who died should be forgotten and their memories not used by people who would be no use in a bayonet charge.

    So when David Cameron is turning all the lights out in Downing Street tonight and putting a candle outside the front door, all my lights will be blaring.

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    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      What is this lights out hour for exactly? It can’t be about the massive loss of life in WW1, that hadn’t occurred thenwe commemorate that on 11th Nov. Seems to me we are being asked to commemorate the beginning of a 4 year period when almost a million of our troops were killed in action.
      Is that a nice thing to do?

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    • 79
      Django says:

      Of course Yvonne the Red light outside the Collier’s Arms is never extinguished… Can I book a session for this evening?

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  27. 57
    David Cameron says:

    My values are J e w i s h values

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    • 76
      David Cameron tomorrow says:

      My values are M u s l im values

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      • 77
        David Cameron just before the election says:

        Oh shit, Christians

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        • 82
          Google search results Q2 2015 says:

          Who?

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          • HATTIE SAYS

            It is right that Ed Millie supports J..ish values and that he also extends a hand to Muslim , Sikh , Ba’ hai and Rastafarian mindsets whilst simultaneously encompassing such “catholic” tastes ad to also embrace the Left Footers..

            ( does that cover it Mr McCluskey ?)

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    • 80
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      In an article which appeared in the Observer newspaper in May 2007 titled “What I learnt from my stay with a Muslim family,” Mr Cameron wrote: “Not for the first time, I found myself thinking that it is mainstream Britain which needs to integrate more with the British Asian way of life, not the other way around.

      Another u-turn Dave? :-)

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  28. 65

    Essential Viewing:

    Broadcast live here:

    h**ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsxRnGpaLlg

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  29. 72
    interviewed for Job says:

    Whats your favourite hobby?

    you never own up with
    watching TV
    wan!ing
    boozing

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  30. 88
    Job Centre Plus says:

    Tunnel repair jobs in Gaza, good rates of pay, will be advertised in S Wales valley and Durham area, for former miners to get on their bikes and seek work

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  31. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Hello Goodbye.

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  32. 93
    A moron says:

    It’s a Z10nist conspiracy.

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  33. 101
    Third rate journalist says:

    A shite journalist has to do something to up his profile. Poor Mossad they must be bored to tears reading his guff.

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    • 104
      Most sad says:

      Oy Vey! We are much too busy trying to figure how we can kill as many Goyim as possible while still looking like victims.

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  34. 107
    Juan Kerr says:

    Good old Mehdi, enjoying a bit of “cattle”

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  35. 121
    Anthony Nesbitt says:

    Oh dear, muslim supremacist Mehdi Hasan caught looking at that internet porn lark? Ah well, there goes his muslim moral high ground. Just a ‘beast’ like the rest of us. LMAO!

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  36. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing much about Labour’s ISIS supporters then?

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  37. 129
    Smell the glove says:

    Are you saying that medi is, rather than a firebrand for a new Muslim socialist utopian jamboree, merely a dedicated wanker like the rest of us ?

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  38. 131

    Let’s face it if he didn’t exist we would have invented him. But he exists so day off for lazy fuckers. I’m tired

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  39. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Yet the BBC sees him as a fit person for a Sunday morning contributor. Actully shrugging off the excesses of ISIS.

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  40. 133
    Rod says:

    Mehdi ought to be careful looking at haram kuffar websites like that one. He’ll end up with jizya all over his screen

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