August 4th, 2014

Mehdi’s Morning Glory


  1. 1
    Non twat says:


  2. 2
    8 Ace - £1.49 says:


  3. 3
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Could this be proof, if proof were needed, that Mr Hassan is just another wan*er?

  4. 4
    Maqboul the fool says:

    See someone died of Ebola at Gatwick.

  5. 5
    Jack Drpmey says:

    I was hacked by Mossad too!

  6. 6
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, when he disappears to the loo with his mobile everyone knows what he’s up to now.

    He’ll blame someone else but he’s got a track record of incompetence, hypocrisy and stupidity. Most entertaining!

  7. 7

    Its a conspiracy to humiliate those that oppose Israel

  8. 8
    Orrible Ives says:

    The comments section on this blog has been hacked by Mossad

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    *in the interests of research* i looked this up, this isn’t a site with any content it’s just an adds trap that loops around. he’s can’t have been browsing this site in his own time as there’s nothing to browse, so it is some sort of an ads hack- sorry to disappoint

  10. 10
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Who is this Mr. Mossad? Why does he go about hacking people? Could it be that he is related to the Mad Axeman of Bexhill-on-Sea? I think we should be told.

  11. 11
    Mossad says says:

    No it hasn’t oops.

  12. 12
    Hume Anna Tee says:

    “if proof were needed”? What does this stupid cliche actually mean?

  13. 13
    Sheik, Wally and Goad says:

    Where’s the Goat Cam?

  14. 14
    The Growler says:

    You lot seem to know about it ;-)

  15. 15
    The Growler says:

    Hush, you are not supposed hear things like that!

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Not true. Can see now why the word “fool” is added to your moniker.

  17. 17
    anon says:

    Is there a Mrs Hassan who needs to know about this. And I bet his Mum isn’t pleased. How about Huffpo and the use of porn to treat women as sex objects? Too many questions. Anon@AsianBangersSlipperyWhenWet.

  18. 18
    A reasoned man says:

    If we demonise child entertainers for kiddy fiddling, then what are we to do with mass murdering Israeli’s who ‘accidently’ put bombs into UN schools?

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    It’s really refreshing to see Western Leaders backing genocidal mozzies that seek the destruction of our Countries.

  20. 20
    The Growler says:

    Arh, that is why the Sun keeps disappearing off the shelves

  21. 21
    red ed peoples representative of the republic of doncaster says:

    hilarious,he must have had that tab open and accidently copied the wrong one

  22. 22
    THE NEWS says:

    Fog in Channel. Continent cut off.

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    David Alexrod says:

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    Merde Hasan says:

    ‘disappears to the loo with his mobile’

    Not much point you can hardly see it, as it’s only 4″

    The phone screen is 5.5″ though.

  25. 25
    The Growler says:

    It’s a good chance that News Corp has hacked it, they are very good at that sort of thing.

  26. 26
    Junkers says:

    But still send money.

  27. 27
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband’s fake outrage has gone too far, too fast. Miliband really is a low life opportunist.

  28. 28
    David Warred says:

    Then we join islam.

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    Dirtyboy says:

    He’s working for al JiZZera now , isn’t he?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Merde Hasan says:

    As you are all cattle I refuse to enter in debate with bovine idiots.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The BBC and C4 have shown their true colours.
    Not a single close up picture of an Hamas fighter.
    Not a single close up picture of Hamas firing rockets in to Israel.
    No comment on what the Hamas tunnels are for.
    Just what is the agenda of the BBC and C4?

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    Digger says:

    Why would I need to hack this blog, when I can just give the landlord a piece of silver for any narrative I wish to be endlessly pushed?

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    Time to leave! says:

    Who the hell does Mr Mehdi think he is eh. I mean who elected these lefty journalists to “speak” for us? I certainly did not thankyou very much.

    Is this how things are going to be on a daily basis from next May? A lefty communist anf fascist meddling little fuckwit government backed up by arsehole journalists at the Guardian and Independent!

    Well not in our household I tell you. Ferry booked to France 6.30am Friday 8 May 2015 for the wife and me. Will review situation from there but needless to say the further south from socialist Britain the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    BBC says:

    STFU and pay your telly tax.

  36. 36
    You decide says:

    mossad is an anagram of sad mos


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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Stop kidnapping soldiers then.

    Homous are utter fuckwads.

  38. 38
    Presidente Hollande says:

    Lovely, do bring money. Lots of it.

    Bon voyage.

  39. 39
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Is it good for Britain cutting subsidies given for solar panels and going to Court ?

  40. 40
    Nick Clegg says:

    I will be posting my recipe for Houmous later.

    Lovely with some lefty Pity bread.

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    Mehdi Hassan says:

    We must always maintain our moral authority over the cattle.

    Off for a hand shandy over some Western pron now.

  42. 42
    Judge Dread says:

    Going to Court ?

    Do some of the companies who claim they are about to have their contractual entitlements taken have any links whatsoever with members of the British Cabinet ?

    I would like these matters openly aired before the cases start.

    Where is Mr Jay when you really need him ?

  43. 43

    M’edhi is the anti-thesis to the old M’ossad meme:

    ‘May we read about you in the newspapers!’

    They’d have better things to do. Like brunch.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  44. 44

    Them at Work

    Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
    On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
    I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
    She took me in and gave me breakfast
    And she said:

    “Do you come from a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

    Bribing support from a man in Malasia
    He was six foot four with expressive aphasia
    I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
    He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
    And he said:

    “I come from a land down under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

    Lying in a den in Jakarta
    With a slack jaw, and a bit of barter
    I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me?
    Because I come from the land of plenty.”
    And he said:

    “Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Don’t you know, don’t you know soupinjunction
    It’s the only way that we can function.”

  45. 45
    BBC says:

    Spend a few hundred thousand to make a simplistic, biased documentary about it, and create a hand-wringing twitter tag.


  46. 46
    Mike Hancock says:

    Know I understand why the pages stick together.

  47. 47
    BBC says:

    Miliband is a 4×2

  48. 48
    Mehdi says:

    Damn autocorrect!

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    wtf says:

    Something to do with elephants?

  50. 50
    Heil allah says:

    Mr Medhi is an Islamofascist – it’s all part of the Big Game Plan.

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    False Flag says:

    ‘cept it turns out the soldier wasn’t captured at all but killed in the fighting.

  52. 52
    Cynic says:

    …and his point is?

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    Time to make money! says:

    Nope don’t go to socialist europe for 5 years. Stay and take advantage of a high spending labour govt under Miliband. Set up a “social enterprise” or a “community charity” to “do good”!

    I intend to make a fortune out of incompetent Labour!

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My Grandad fought in WW1 and never had a good word to say about anyone wearing a rosette once every five years.

    He also said his mates who died should be forgotten and their memories not used by people who would be no use in a bayonet charge.

    So when David Cameron is turning all the lights out in Downing Street tonight and putting a candle outside the front door, all my lights will be blaring.

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    Actually.. says:

    ..he does have a point, though.

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    concrete pump says:

    It’s more than likely, yes.

  57. 57
    David Cameron says:

    My values are J e w i s h values

  58. 58
    concrete pump says:

    It’s just that most people don’t give a shit.

    Such a shame, eh..?

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    try the Isle of Wight says:

    Going to mainland Europe to hide from socialists ?? You might need a rethink.

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    Cynic says:

    After crossrail we will have some redundant tunneling machines for sale. MMMMMM

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    Django says:

    If it wasn’t for Israel we would be the lick spittles of the oil producing Arab countries. The Saudi’s use their cash to corrupt our politicians and pay for various fundamentalist terrorist groups (Isis). The western public overwhelmingly support democratic Israel against the various despotic regimes that seeks its annihilation ergo our leaders are torn between the cash and doing the right thing. If they could sell Israel down the river they would in favour of doing deals with the Arabs. Fortunately for us all, the Western public have an appreciation for Western style democracy that goes further than their masters greed!

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    Stop trying to kidnap soldiers then. Or do you think popping up from a million £ tunnel and killing them just after a ceasefire is announced is ok?

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    What's wrong with Donkey you perv says:

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    Witty Monker says:

    They won’t be reading this though – he’s sewn up the letterbox in their burqas.

  65. 65

    Essential Viewing:

    Broadcast live here:


    Vote UKIP :-D

  66. 66
    A christian man says:

    As a christian I find it shocking that you only want a Labour government to set up community causes that can give you a job. Surely you are not saying that charity chiefs pay themselves well and only then worry about the causes they run? If you are, you are a very cynical Iindividual indeed!

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    common sense says:

    If labour win, i’ll fully adopt milibands principles by becoming a lawyer and only representing asylum seekers on legal aid in cases of extreme racism where they aren’t immediately put at the top of the housing list and given a free car and free money, i’ll formulate it as a charity and have Diane abbotopmus as a patron (in charge of catering and shouting “thats racist) and Owen Jones to represent any of said asylum seekers that like a bit of cock and yasmin alibaba brown just so there is someone we can punch in the throat. we’ll cream millions off the government by being a socially diverse eco friendly politically correct organisation – (while secretly syphoning off funds to syria and hamas for “humanitarian aid” (all cheques payable to smith and wesson) )

  68. 68
    Time to make money! says:

    I am a cynical individual and I fully intend Labour to pay off my mortgage and then some!

  69. 69
    common sense says:

    and don’t forget your E111 so you can be told by a European hospital that actually free care for all EU citizens only applies in the UK and if you could just supply some credit card details the doctor will see you now

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    Django says:

    The next time a plane, train or bus is blown up by some suicide fanatic I look forwards to hearing the explanation being acceptable to the onanistic who wrote that letter and the sympathiser who tweeted it… They are barking mad!

  71. 71

    For someone who claims to be “not that clever”, you are rather smart. ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    interviewed for Job says:

    Whats your favourite hobby?

    you never own up with
    watching TV

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    What is this lights out hour for exactly? It can’t be about the massive loss of life in WW1, that hadn’t occurred thenwe commemorate that on 11th Nov. Seems to me we are being asked to commemorate the beginning of a 4 year period when almost a million of our troops were killed in action.
    Is that a nice thing to do?

  74. 74
    Time to leave! says:

    President Hollande surely cannot be worse than Miliband? Anyway I doubt French govt give 2 hoots what middle class British expats get up to down in Burgundy!

  75. 75
    Di Abbott says:

    Come on mate.

    Get a fucking grip.

  76. 76
    David Cameron tomorrow says:

    My values are M u s l im values

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    David Cameron just before the election says:

    Oh shit, Christians

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    The two Muppets says:

    Miliband jumps on another band wagon . A traitor to his own race .
    But not surprising as he even stabbed his own brother in the back .

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    Django says:

    Of course Yvonne the Red light outside the Collier’s Arms is never extinguished… Can I book a session for this evening?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    In an article which appeared in the Observer newspaper in May 2007 titled “What I learnt from my stay with a Muslim family,” Mr Cameron wrote: “Not for the first time, I found myself thinking that it is mainstream Britain which needs to integrate more with the British Asian way of life, not the other way around.

    Another u-turn Dave? :-)

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    Dirtyboy says:

    Comment of the day…..oh my, do I get a prize?

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    Google search results Q2 2015 says:


  83. 83
    Paniagua says:

    Stockholm Syndrome?

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    RWG says:

    Is he related to The Phantom Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea?

  85. 85
    Stop the W*nk says:

    At that point Stop the War’s explanation will be that it’s all the West’s fault, as per.

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    Paniagua says:

    Are you shearing?

    No get your own.

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    inside out says:

    Probable thinks muslims will integrate into Western life style.A bleeding heart lefty.Doesn’t understand that muslims want to take over all of us.He should talk to Ajem Choudry that might convert him.

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    Job Centre Plus says:

    Tunnel repair jobs in Gaza, good rates of pay, will be advertised in S Wales valley and Durham area, for former miners to get on their bikes and seek work

  89. 89
    Cpl Hicks says:

    Except they were rioting in Stockholm last year!

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    Anonymous says:

    Hello Goodbye.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:


  92. 92
    Ali Alibi Dickwad says:

    My hands aren’t big enough for that.

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    A moron says:

    It’s a Z10nist conspiracy.

  94. 94
    Henry Crun says:

    Do you mean the Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea?

  95. 95
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    You Shlomos are so full of shit!
    The western public have just begun to see through the endless stream of Hasbara propaganda slime you ooze allover the Western media.
    They now realise that Israel is a racist colony established by terr orists religious nutters who have undermined western democracies formany decades.
    If Israel were legal or viable, you wouldn’t need to come here and spread your hate against those who rightly oppose you.

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    ShlomoSpotter says:

    You better go and do some more false flags instead of whining your head off on western blogs, Shlomo.

  97. 97
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    So many ZioLoon Hasbara Shlomos here today!

  98. 98
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Seeing that a shedload of microprocessors are made in Israel, do you really think they could resist building back doors into them?!

  99. 99
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo! Being a twisted criminal, of course you hope that people will just keep wringing their hands about it instead of you slimy neck!

  100. 100
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    And you work for JIZZrael! Yay, that was clever!

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    Third rate journalist says:

    A shite journalist has to do something to up his profile. Poor Mossad they must be bored to tears reading his guff.

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    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Wanted, Hasbara operatives to spread positive propaganda for Israel and hatemonger against Muslims.

    Subscribe to a Hasbara course near you:

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    A shlomo says:

    It’s not a Z10nist conspiracy.

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    Most sad says:

    Oy Vey! We are much too busy trying to figure how we can kill as many Goyim as possible while still looking like victims.

  105. 105
    Fred the pensioner says:


  106. 106
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and locking parents up who were chastising their misbehaving brats. Lovely people these Swedes (or should that be Turnips?)

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    Juan Kerr says:

    Good old Mehdi, enjoying a bit of “cattle”

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    A moron says:

    You’ve fallen for the z10nist propaganda!

  109. 109

    when i try i get a site called gvi.ewank

    does that mean it will send me a cli ax via email ?

  110. 110

    so what is his point ?

    thst ever since 1948 a country with about three percent of their combined population has ( admittedly with the bulwark of US money ) been able to keep regularly and reliably at bay seven Arab states which surround it and have professed its avowed total destruction ?

    They may be given money but that gets you nowhere without sheer guts , meticulous planning , a united national ethos and an obsession to remain on this earth whatever it takes .

    And I m not a non gentile !! — merely an impartial observer ….

  111. 111

    Ok Reasoned Man I stand to be convinced .

    Dies there now exist incontrovertible proof that Israelis have CONSISTENTLY bombed civilian buildings which either a) did not hide arms/armed units and/or b) were not used as launch sites for Palestinian rockets?

  112. 112

    Millie s just jealous coz he still has not learnt how to copy and paste!!

  113. 113

    what — in the tunnels ?

    I d label that a trunk call ….

  114. 114

    Oh go away Mad Mehdi and take over Jeremy s job on Newsnight .
    You know you want to ….

  115. 115

    Well you re going the wrong road to get away from Socialism then .. France then down to Italy then Greece then then the Levant and indeed Israel …

    Try going north to Norway. Yes it s socialist but it s so rich it can afford to be and at least you ll never starve

  116. 116

    Out a’Poppin’…

  117. 117


    It is right that Ed Millie supports J..ish values and that he also extends a hand to Muslim , Sikh , Ba’ hai and Rastafarian mindsets whilst simultaneously encompassing such “catholic” tastes ad to also embrace the Left Footers..

    ( does that cover it Mr McCluskey ?)

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A fact the msm – do not want to ‘look back at’ for some strange reason – NOT.

  119. 119

    Shame on you for still possessing a 2007 Observer article .

    Do you not know these must be destroyed under the three day Statute of Limitations which applies to all “Grey Top” lefty publications ??

  120. 120

    Of which section Di ??

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    Anthony Nesbitt says:

    Oh dear, muslim supremacist Mehdi Hasan caught looking at that internet porn lark? Ah well, there goes his muslim moral high ground. Just a ‘beast’ like the rest of us. LMAO!

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    Cpl Hicks says:

    You need to get out more.

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    Bob cuntface Crow{Malaga} says:

    Before I fucked off to Spain I applied for countless jobs on Crossrail and despite years of tunnel exp,perfect refs and all the tickets I was told that without fluent Spanish{to converse with the foreign labourers}I could fuck off.Which I did,feel sorry for the youngsters though, trying to get a job on it.Rant over.Loys of love Bob.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off dickhead, not everyone is Iz or Moz.

  126. 126

    This man is a loud,shouty,gobby, hypocrite who once applied for a job at the Daily Mail !!!!! .overopinianated prick

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing much about Labour’s ISIS supporters then?

  128. 128
    B. Sensible says:

    Thank you for remindinus of the grovelling gissajob letter to the Daily Mail editor who he subsequently criticised (not having got the job).

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    Smell the glove says:

    Are you saying that medi is, rather than a firebrand for a new Muslim socialist utopian jamboree, merely a dedicated wanker like the rest of us ?

  130. 130
    Smell the glove says:

    Spanish practices ?

  131. 131

    Let’s face it if he didn’t exist we would have invented him. But he exists so day off for lazy fuckers. I’m tired

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Yet the BBC sees him as a fit person for a Sunday morning contributor. Actully shrugging off the excesses of ISIS.

  133. 133
    Rod says:

    Mehdi ought to be careful looking at haram kuffar websites like that one. He’ll end up with jizya all over his screen

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