July 31st, 2014

You’d Have Thought Eid Have Checked First
Labour MP Accused of “Racial Profiling” By Constituent

How thoughtful of Labour’s Andy Slaughter to send out cards to those of his constituents who have been celebrating Eid this week. Since MPs are banned from sending out Christmas cards on expenses, let’s hope he paid for them out of his own pocket. Here’s the card received by one less than impressed constituent and Guido co-conspirator:

Javid does not celebrate Eid as he is not a Muslim, yet he was still sent a card. Replying to his MP, he accuses Slaughter of “racial profiling”:

What could possibly have made Slaughter think his constituent Javid was a Muslim?


  1. 1
    Skippy says:


  2. 2
    dai tongue in cheek says:

    pig ignorance

  3. 3
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Those politically correct idiots, bowing and sucking up to a religion which is dedicated to eradicating all other cultures, make me sick. If Savage loves and respects Islam so much, he should go and live in Mosul, Iraq!

  4. 4
    West Country Tory says:

    Obviously not a Moslem name anyway. What do Labour really know about Britain’s ethnic minorities? Fuck all by the look of it.

  5. 5
    Geehad George says:

    What kind surname is Slaughter?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Never sent me a card for Lent….

  7. 7
    Rupertus Resurrectus Est says:

    I think the ‘S’ is to disguise the ‘laughter’ at the idiots who might vote for him!

  8. 8
    Colonel Bloodnok says:

    I always gasp when I’m told a pier’s on fire… and then I’m bitterly disappointed when it’s not that Morgan one .

  9. 9
    Ed P says:

    Your jokey headline doesn’t work – Eid is pronounced EEED, not I’d

  10. 10
    Jasmine Alibhai Diarrhea says:

    Fucking disgusting slur on a well respected member of MarxistLaboor

    After May 2015 we will be introducing a law which will properly control the use of the internet by fascist english males.

    Service Providers will be forced to supply the details of anyone who is identified by me, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Frys and Russell Brand as an enemy of the Marxist state

  11. 11
    JH4236323453276 says:

    The stamp is also second class. He is inferring Mr Javid is a second class citizen. Wacist!

    Also, I am not religious and my local MP has never sent me a ‘Well done for having a functioning rational mind and not believing that a sky pixie is in control of your life thus providing a tacit excuse to be irresponsible and evil to those who do not share your magical thinking’ card.

  12. 12
    Cynic says:

    I cant be racist I am Labour. I just hate anyone who works and gets paid for it

  13. 13
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Holy Cow! What a mistake?

  14. 14
    The Yorkshireman says:

    It works well enough here…

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Having never had Christmas wishes from any member of the Labour party I can only assume as an indigenous Englishman I am a second class citizen!

  16. 16
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Should have sent a Happy Export card.

  17. 17
    TJ says:

    Lazy stereotypes are the staple of any Labour drone. S Laughter is a clown of supreme ass-hattery.

  18. 18
    gutted i didn't get one says:

    wot an eidiot

  19. 19

    Pillock. It does work.

    “You’d have thought “he’d” have checked first. He’d (Eeeed) not I’d. Dozy t’wat.

  20. 20
    gutted i didn't get one says:

    It’s right; your English comprehension isn’t

  21. 21
    Phil O'Sofa says:

    Some are born to political correctness
    some achieve political correctness
    and some have political correctness thrust upon

  22. 22
    Ivor Litlun says:

    He should moan. I keep getting ads for penile extension devices.

  23. 23
    Cinna says:

    I thought you would have realised that long ago. It makes me cringe how these lefties go around sucking up to these people. There is no need for it, they have a postal vote.

  24. 24
    Fishy says:

    Every child? It’s a bit biblical. King Herod would be impressed.

  25. 25
    Cinna says:

    Obviously a product of a bog standard Labour comprehensive school. Or else a stranger to the English language.

  26. 26
    Abu Hamza says:

    Ive never had a happy Allahu Akbar card of anyone but George Galloway

  27. 27
    VoteAndyGetEid says:

    I note he says “We” celebrate Eid. Is he a Muslim? Has he just observed Ramadan?

    If not, he is not part of Eid and I think he has probably offended everyone who received the card, not just the obvious non-Muslims.

  28. 28

    Eternally yours, Javid. :-)

    Good man!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  29. 29

    It is not racial profiling. It is religious profiling.

    Fail on both sides.

    Surname in this case is most likely N’orth I’ndian, his religion would be H’indu, or atheist. That is not guaranteed as many families changed surname when they originally came to the UK.

    The MP (or his aid) has demonstrated ignorance only.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  30. 30
    The Prison Governor says:

    A happy Eid to you all.

  31. 31
    Dangerous Brian says:

    They know that if they promise them benefits and ghettoes they will get votes in return.
    Is Slaughter a moslem, the card reads that way.
    What a pathetic, hypocritical, politically correct, intellectually challeged c*nt he is.

  32. 32
    Andrew 'must be' slaughtered at the next General Election says:

    Andrew Slaughter’s Voting Record (source: ‘TheyWorkForYou’ website):

    Voted for allowing marriage between two people of same sex.

    Voted against an investigation into the Iraq war.

    Voted for more EU integration.

    Voted against a referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU.

    Voted for raising welfare benefits at least in line with prices.

    Voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits.

    Voted against raising the threshold (personal allowance) at which people start to pay income tax.

    Voted against higher taxes on alcoholic drinks (to encourage more binge drinking).

    Voted against higher taxes on plane tickets.

    Voted for a banker’s bonus tax (so Labour can waste more money on themselves and give more to their voters, welfare cheats).

    Voted for an annual tax on the value of expensive homes (popularly known as a mansion tax).

    Voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax (on small/medium size businesses).

    Voted against measures to reduce tax avoidance (so greedy politicians and the BBC can exploit the system in order to pay less tax).

    Voted against reforming the NHS so GPs buy services on behalf of their patients.

    Voted against greater autonomy for schools (so schools can remain under the control of corrupt unions & bureaucrats).

    Voted against academy schools.

    Voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons.

    Voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency.

    Voted against local councils keeping money raised from taxes on business premises in their areas.

    Has never voted on transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament.

    Voted for introducing ID cards.

    Voted against capping civil service redundancy payments.

    Voted against restricting the scope of legal aid (so more money can be wasted on politically corrupt, and lazy countries).

    Furthermore Andrew Slaughter is a useless MP Hammersmith, an third-world overpopulated multicultural melting pot that will eventually have less chance of surviving compared to Syria, Iraq or Afghanistan.

  33. 33
    Pizza Delivery Man says:

    Pickles was pulling this stunt a few years back when in Opposition.

    When I replied asking for details of his policies the e mails stopped.

  34. 34
    Hackney resident says:

    I keep getting buy one get one free on cakes, cards through the door from Greggs, i’m guessing Diane Abbotts good custom has arranged these

  35. 35
    Sunny Jim says:

    A Labour scrote sucking up to mooslimes – no surprise there…

  36. 36
    The Labour Party says:

    “Second class” who gave you a promotion ?

  37. 37
    J Bercow says:

    Please forward to me.

  38. 38
    Me says:

    The shop had sold out of them?

    On which day do you celebrate that event?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    You must be the only one with a rational mind, as the norm is for the subconscious mind to respond/act and then the logical part to kick in and justify the response/action.

    Very few people think before they act, as brain is slow at performing logical thought – it is quite easy to spot when the logical part of the mind is working, as the person often pauses for 1 or more seconds and facial features will often relax. People like Harold Wilson used a prop (a pipe) to hide this processes allowing them to pause so that they can think.

  40. 40

    This raises an interesting question (two of them actually!)

    If we assume that the MP (or his aid) had intended racial profiling but got it wrong by mistake, is that still a racial action? i.e. Do we look to facts or intention here?

    Clearly one can insert a ‘not’ in the original question to get the second one.

    Firstname can be Muslim, Hindu or other BTW.

    Vote UKIP: :-D

  41. 41
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Read the Eid Mubarak message on his wesite, complete with link to Ed’s thoughts on the subject.
    Warning, make sure you have the vomit bucket to hand.
    My previous comments do not do justice to this excuse for a man who obviously hates his own country and its indigenous population with a passion.
    Previous posters are 100% right, he really should f*ck off and live in a place more in tune with his beliefs.
    The Middle East has plenty of space, maybe he should take a plane load of his left wing “socialist” arseholes with him.

  42. 42

    Hypocritical bastards. No money on christmas, plenty of money for the “multiculturals”

  43. 43
    Finger of Fun says:

    Did Slaughter send an Xmas card to all his other constituents:
    a) I expect he did not
    b) Why should taxpayers, pay for Slaughters personal coreespondence

  44. 44

    In the old country agree with you on first name. In UK is all mixed up.

    eg. BBC: B’ritish B’orn and C’onfused – as it is slang in their community.

    There is no racial implications on the part of the MP – or rather his office – only religious.

    The constituent is either very BBC or an agitprop for another party. It’s good that this blog covered as it helps expose how this aspect of the game works.

    Best to apply Hanlon and determine stupidity on both sides rather than any malevolent intent.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    An excellent point as always. Imagine the outrage if someone who was not a practising christian received a Christmas card.

  46. 46
    Stop Sharia Now says:

    No he sounds posh. Public schoolboy I expect. Or at least a good grammar.

  47. 47
    Stop Sharia Now says:

    Well we are like lambs led to Slaughter.

  48. 48
    Truly an Evolving, Living Blog... says:

    Couldn’t help but notice that you had Mr. Lakha’s surname on display, unredacted, for the first hour of this item.


    Oh, I see.


  49. 49
    JH4236323453276 says:

    Christians aren’t allowed to be outraged though, are they Jimmy? Not after the 13 glorious years.

    Unlike your special imported voter stock, who apparently can riot and do whatever they want since anyone who objects must axiomatically be racist.

  50. 50
    JH4236323453276 says:

    I don’t really care about what goes on between people’s ears; after hundreds of years trying to understand the mind ‘psychology’ is still largely a load of cod-philosophical pseudo-science guesswork.

    I do care about people’s behaviour though, particularly insofar as it affects me in negative ways.

  51. 51

    A spot of inter ethnic tension, ennit?

  52. 52
    Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

    Andy Slaughter is apparently a fan and some time participant in fox hunting – would be well worth obtaining a picture of him in hunting pink for his constituents to admire…

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Ritual religious slaughter or perverted torture of animals as any psychiatrist kno. Most serial killers begin by hurting animals.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Eid card? Me no lakha. With thanks to Dorothy Parker.

  55. 55
    RomaBert... says:

    Mr Slaughter certainly has himself a pig in a poke with those cards :)

  56. 56
    Cynical Old Bastard says:

    Halal Slaughter?

  57. 57
    vecten says:

    Nowt wrong with fox hunting. This is a non story anyway, I don’t check for Christians when I send Christmas cards.

  58. 58
    Mubarak Miliband says:

  59. 59
    Brownistan says:

  60. 60
    Sharia Labour Party says:

  61. 61
    Mad Mozzie Cultists says:

    Time to stop pandering to members of this very dangerous cult.

  62. 62

    Note the use if a second class stamp .

    Is that how slaughter regards this particular cohort of
    his “racially profiled ” electorate?

  63. 63

    With a name like Slaughter I bet his meat intake is nt halal .

  64. 64

    Slaughter , Savage , Ferocious , Feral .

    Same difference .
    What s in a name .

  65. 65
    Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

    Indeed, Vecten, but there’s lots wrong with hypocrisy you plonker!

  66. 66
    Ghost of Enoch Powell says:

    they don’t need your vote, you aer a dwindling minority now..

  67. 67

    Get Baroness Warsi in there to show them her “mettle”.

    That ll re educate these lefty no hopers ,

  68. 68

    Well if he was a footballer he might well be called Savage .
    Either profession is demonstrably, overpaid , ill mannered , brutal and out to get very rich over a limited career span..

  69. 69
    Ghost of Enoch Powell says:

    I couldn’t agree more Slaughter is a clown, a drone and an oxygen thieve.

  70. 70
    Ghost of Enoch Powell says:

    Oirish to be sure

  71. 71

    Bless me Father for I have sinned
    He sent me a card for Lent and it got binned.
    I never repented sufficiently well
    But Father ! Her nether parts were hot as Hell!!

    Woh hoh ho..

    cooyright zthe Saw Doctors.

  72. 72


    All ladies if that sect now free to breath a heartfelt sigh of relief …till next year.

    ( well work it out … if you must eat only at night …what else to do during daylight hours ?)

  73. 73

    You ll have to close down all the all night Internet cafes then Alibi …..and you can t do that coz that s where the majority of drug exchange , white slave trafficking , illegal alien courier bookings takes place in the small hours away from prying daylight eyes.

    And guess which segment of the “racially profiled” population is for the most part involved in those trades.??

  74. 74

    Sorry — do we need this soi disant intellectual patacake ?

    If I wanted this I would have stuck with afternoon Radio Four !

  75. 75

    Presumably y inferring they will both be meeting again in the afterlife –each escorted by twenty plus vestal virgins .

  76. 76

    …and I m Joo…sh !!!

  77. 77
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s just say it’s an explanation which it may be premature to exclude entirely in all cases.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    When I used to volunteer with my local Conservatives the Agent has a computer programme that would identify peoples religion or nationality from their name/surname and Jewish. Muslim, Sikh, Hindu religious festival greeting would be sent or letters in Polish, Latvian, Lithuanian etc would be sent. All the political parties have similar software to profile the electorate.

  79. 79
    I hate Labour says:

    Just had a look at Slaughter’s wiki entry. Absolutely typical and no surprise:
    – educated at private school and red brick uni;
    – qualified as a barrister;
    – worked for local authority and BBC (there’s a surprise);
    – formerly head of local council;
    – vice chair of Labour Friends of Palestine.

  80. 80
    Religion is the root of all evil says:

    I think you mean prunes, virgins would make sense but they’re that stupid they’ll die all because they think their sky fairy will give them prunes when they die

    Imagine the flatulence in their afterlife!

  81. 81

    So he exhibits the same perverse distaste for the white, indigenous natives whose way of life, laws, culture and Country (not to mention the British Empire) has been destroyed over the last 65 years or so.
    I’ve tried to understand what actually did and seems to still motivate the bunch of peculiar people that run the Country. I know that we had to save the bloody French twice from being given a good hiding by the Germans, even though the majority of them were perfectly happy running the place with said Germans. And, OK, we did beat them once and the next time let the Russians and Americans provide the men and materials but just what sort of promises by whom to whom were made to end up on “the winning side”?

  82. 82
    We wish you a happy xmas says:

    Good point jocko – let’s all send Xmas cards to Moz

    either they’ll appreciate it and calm the fuck down for a minute or two
    or it’ll wind them up even more


  83. 83
    Andy Slaughter says:

    “I humbly apologise to Javid and to any others insulted by my greeting card, I hope they can forgive me for what was a misguided but innocent attempt to curry favour with my local constituents”

  84. 84
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    Let’s hope he’s a bit better at telling muslims from non-muslims on his friendly visits to Palestine.

  85. 85
  86. 86
    Labourlovesjihadists says:

    Slaughter: I knew I recognised the name from somewhere. He is associated with Al Muntada Trust – the outfit that has been linked to grooming deadbeat airhead muslims to go out and kill some kuffirs. No suprise that Corbyn and Timms were fellow travellers down the Damascus path.
    Perhaps they are trying to appease the murderous thugs a-coming our way but my guess is they will be the first to be strung up from lamp-posts along with gays, non-muslims and er…the rest of the population. Bless him. Tosser.

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