July 31st, 2014

WATCH: Hannity v Brand


370 Comments

  1. 1
    Frank says:

    Hannity has had a facelift

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      It's all gone tits up says:

      Guido made me watch both Fox AND Brand.

      I need to wash my eyes with bleach now.

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        Mycroft says:

        Get used to it… Hannity vs Brand… that is what the ‘Turd World War’ looks like close up, the belligerents each trying to ‘out-stupid’ the other.

        Modern Life eh!

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        Nerd slapper says:

        Do it bitch! Then we won’t have to read your sh1te

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          Watcher says:

          Hannity is a ZioNazi scum who works for a racist supremacist Hasbara organisation.
          Brand is just a plain twat but he is right about the Palestinians. They don’t have an army so How the fu*k are they supposed to defend themselves and get justice?
          The world’s self-proclaimed yank Policeman is corrupt and on the side of the murdering, thieving crooks and GB is just a USraeli poodle.

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          • Django Shlomo says:

            And you are a pro Hamas loon. Over three thousand rockets have been fired into Israel by who exactly? Either they were fired by soldiers or terrorists, which title would you like to give them? Talk of proportionality is laughable, on a purely logical basis it would mean Israel could launch three thousand barely aimed rockets back into Gaza.

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          • red ed peoples representative of the republic of doncaster says:

            if hamas hasn’t got an army it’s probably best it doesn’t attack a country with one?

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          • Watcher says:

            You don’t get it, red ed etc. It’s the Palestinians who have been under constant attack for decades. The Izralis are stealing their land. How do you suggest they stop the Izraelis stealing land?

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        Huw Kayres says:

        Left wing moron vs Right wing moron

        it’s a metaphor for Moz vs Iz

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      Morgan's Organ says:

      Hannity is my new idol & Fox News well done for showing what a pathetic juvenile arsehole Brand really is.And in the UK Parliament thought it a good idea for him to give evidence before a Commons Select Committee, they were as brainless and as publicity seeking as Brand

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        Peter Grimes says:

        Our Sheepshank cousins are for once talking sense. Brand is a fuckwit of the first water and only our broadcasters and juvenile public think the skanky moron has anything useful to say – about anything!

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          CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

          Brand is part of deliberate plot to make the Left fashionable with the UK youth. That is why the BBC use the fvcker. Except they haven’t realised that nobody gives a shit about the shallow, vain and dim-witted luvvie and his point of view and anybody who would take him seriously would be to stupid to vote anyway.

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        • 47

          ohh….. and not forgetting Max Keiser who invited him for a FULL HALF HOUR onto his recent RT/VoA TV/radio show….

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          • Anonymous says:

            Hannity is a pillock.

            So Boris Johnson and Cameron et al will all be hiding amongst Londoners if the Russkies nuke the Capital.

            HANNITY! ( or that’s how the caption reads in case we don’t know who the F*** he is) has no idea that Hamas are hiding amongst the population purely because they live ther. They are Palestinian. Wheras the soldiers that the US send to Iraq – Afghanistan and even Germany don’t live there.

            They are Americans.

            You could equally say that on 9/11 that Dick Cheney was responsible for hiding amongst the staff of the Pentagon and George W Bush was hiding amongst a group of small schoolchildren.

            Not so much FOX NEWS as FUCKS NEWS.

            Take the money form Rupert and carry on pretending you know all about the world. In fact Hannity point to Palestine ( or evn Israel )on a map. Youcan use both hands if you want.

            A paid Clown like most ‘ journalists ‘ these days.

            Yale University slogan ‘ We Train ‘em – You buy ‘em.

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          concrete pump says:

          Brand is a c*nt, I agree.

          However, at least 70% of all FOX News viewers are as thick as two short planks and the fucktards watching from The States will automatically assume that England is made up entirely of Russell Brands.

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          Watcher says:

          “Our”? You are a ZioLoon so I doubt he’s your cousin, unless he’s Russian.

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          Ho,ho.ho. says:

          Like.

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        Anonymous says:

        + 10,000

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    • 40

      Russell Brand ” ….BEING MADE to look foolish …,”

      You intimate anybody would need to work at it …

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      Ex Rev Flowers says:

      So the Tories ARE drug fuelled Arse bandits

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      Is blue on blue the national sprt of the USA says:

      Loud mouthed American wankers.

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    Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

    Yeah, because Israeli Defence Forces aren’t remotely preforming terrorism are they?

    Hamas are idiotic, but they fire toys and cause almost zero damage much less mass death. Guido is more often than not correct in the views he takes on most matters. But taking the Israeli side suggests only a shallow education on the affair.

    As for these idiots, parroting Israeli propaganda, they’re about as clever as Brand to be honest. Guido should know better. We think his intelligence is higher than that of sheep parroting lies.

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      Jesus says:

      At least we spout the propaganda of the winning side.

      THBBWNR!

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        Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

        So you’re a shallow as all those Manchester United fans that don’t have a clue how to get to Old Trafford.

        You seriously think that’s a position that deserves respect? pmsl

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          Jesus says:

          The only thing shallow about z!0nism is the graves of those who squat upon God’s land.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            So land should be divvied up based on what everyone’s imaginary friend tells them then?

            Even if that isn’t a shallow view, (which of course it is) it’s not 21st century….

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          • Jesus says:

            No, all the land between Iran and Saudi Arabia should be under Israeli control. Considering how much slaughter and horror the ragheads have brought to this region, how can z!0n be any worse?

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            Nothing to do with illegal wars led by Bush and Blair then? What an idiotic statement of epic proportions. We owe Israel fuck all. In 47 their terrorists largely made up of illegal immigrants went about and murdered 800 British service personnel, literally because Tommy was mandated to protect the integrity of the borders and stop an immigrant population unsettling a settled one.

            Israel will be the death of us all with them playing two sides off against each other for their own benefit.

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          • Jesus says:

            800? So what? Germany killed over 50,000 in WW2 so should I side with anybody who fires missiles at Germany. And what about the way the Japaese treated our POWs? Should I call for them to be driven into the sea? Or might I be permited to do what enlightened, civilised people do and move on from the past and focus on who is my ally now and in the future? Because right now I just don’t feel like extremist Islam has my best interests at heart.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            The German military forces weren’t terrorists hiding amongst the population like the Irgun were. Yes 800, and yes, they murdered people that a few years before risked their lives rescuing them from extermination camps.

            Would you allow European immigrants to not just take over England but ethnically cleanse the English from it? Would you fuck, so why should the Palestinian people.

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          • alogicallook says:

            Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says it all for me. he is saying just what I would have said – but he got here before me.

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          • A White Englishman says:

            Yes good point!

            Can we all move on from the Holocaust? From a previous generation.

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          • Watcher says:

            Yes, you ZioLoons are shallow racist supremacist scum with delusions of grandeur.

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          Jesus says:

          No I don’t like England being taken over by immigrants, esspecially since thats what’s happening but if I had a choice between the juice taking our cities and the chimps we have now, I would choose the juice.

          As for ‘Palestine’ I couldn’t give a crap about the non-juice indigenous who used to be there. We took it, and we had the right to give it away to whoever we chose, and we chose the juice.

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          • A White Englishman says:

            Hahaha, not surprised they crucified you!

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            You need a serious history lesson son. And your attitude to the English would get you strung up round my manner.

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          • concrete pump says:

            You’re ‘manner’….?!

            Christ on a bike..!!

            I’m with Jesus, I’d prefer to live in a world with RSP’s rather than fucking m*ssies.

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          • concrete pump says:

            ‘Your’.

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          • Jesus says:

            My attitude towards the English? What? That I don’t like the fact we’re being taken over by immigrants? That I support Israel against the raghead hoardes killing our soldiers? Anyway, you are turning into a bit of a couch ninja and I’m starting to think the closest you’ve ever been to active service was getting kicked out of the recruitment office because you stank of Special Brew.

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          • Bob cuntface Crow{Malaga} says:

            Spot on Jesus, me old mucka.

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          • I’m with the Woolwich but otherwise in sympathy, cp.

            UKIP etc. :-D

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          • Watcher says:

            A ZioNAZI pretending to be British and Jeebus, what a deluded weirdo!

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          • Jesus says:

            Or maybe I’m British pretending to be a z!0Nazi. Or maybe its a double bluff and I’m working for the FSB to discredit Israel. Who knows what’s what in the murky world of cointelpropaganda.

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      • 52

        Is Jesus ( who is eternal and thus can continue to be referred to in the present tense) Joo…sh ?

        Is the Pope Catholic ?

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          rick says:

          Is Jesus Joo1sh ? According to Christian belief he is the son of God.

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          Jesus says:

          Some say I was merely a fiction invented by the Romans to undermine the Heebs with a new subservient philosophy, quite distinct from the ‘winner takes all’ paragdim of all cultures at that time. Unfortunatly the whole ‘only one God’ thing got taken too literally by too many people and the rest as they say is hisory.

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          • I blame P’aul. No! Not our esteemed host, but the one he was named for. That acid trip on the Road to Damascus sure has caused some troubles over the centuries. Jesus H Christ!

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • His Paulness says:

            It should be called Paulianity, since it ended up nothing like the reformed Judaism that Jesus was on about.

            Still, one man’s sky-fairy is another man’s delusion, as they say.

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      Pedant says:

      Firing toys? Try POINTING a toy gun at someone in the UK and watch how understanding the Old Bill are when they turn up armed and trigger happy.

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        Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

        The rockets Hamas are able to acquire are in military terms, toys I guarantee you.

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          Pedant says:

          It appears your ability to evaluate risk also comes from the Toys-R-Us, clown section.

          Such bravery from a keyboard warrior.. you must work for the UN.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            Is that right? Some of us have served and seen real shit rather than pretend we know what the world is all about from the vision packaged tours allow.

            The destructive power of Hamas rockets compared to the combined destructive power of IDF weaponry is quite clear. The other thing that’s obvious, is the way people that think like you are so easily manipulated by propaganda. I’ll not be rounded up by sheepdogs thanks.

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          • Pedant says:

            “some of us have served” I assume you served all day and got all 5 stars from Ronald McDonald’s emporium.

            You want fries with that? lol

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          • Stop Sharia Now says:

            Baron has no idea. The purpose of Hamas rockets is not to massacre huge numbers but to make Israel a non-normal society. That is the point (at this stage). In due course, if Israel did nothing, they would seek to acquire really damaging missiles and put poisons on the end of them that would mean Israel – a tiny sliver of land in reality – would cease to exist as a functioning society.

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          • Watcher says:

            But Israel isn’t a “functioning society”. It is an artificial racist colony of religious nutters who think they are the chosen race. Without forever leeching on the West it would collapse.
            That’s why blogs like this one are infested with them pretending to be locals and spouting IZ propaganda BS.

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          still walking into darkness says:

          Yep, ordinarily I challenge anyone to despise Russell Brand more than me, but no-one does ignorance quite like a US based chat show panel.

          Brand I think is just pointing out the obvious in that it’s a very one-sided battle militarily and psychologically in terms of the western news portrayal.

          Everyone hang in there, love and peace to all those want it on either side of this nonsense.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            Agreed, there are idiots on all sides of this shitfest. yet one is highly adept at propaganda in the west largely because it owns such a large share of the media and Hollywood.

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          Anonymous says:

          Yes that would explain why when they actually hit people those people run around giggling or is it die? like you cannot tell those two apart !

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            How many have hit folk again? They’re useless unguided rockets and little more. The vast majority of them are intercepted by the Iron Dome, and the rest fall well off target.

            Iv’e yet to see the destruction of houses and villages in Israeli territory from these rockets. Their tiny warheads are little more than a few grenades, compared to the millions of tons of warheads the Israeli’s have at their disposal.

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          • Jesus says:

            I have to agree with you on this. Israel have chosen the wrong response to the wrong problem.

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          • Watcher says:

            They almost never hit anyione, you lying, war criminal slime!

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          Can't see the wood for the trees says:

          Then wasn’t it more than a little stupid and callous of Hamas to pick a fight they can’t win at the expense of Palestinian civilians?

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            Tell me, if post WWII a whole bunch of immigrants from Europe, most of them illegal, started a campaign to take everything you own, murdered those that didn’t move on and ethnically cleanse England of the English. Forcing them to live in Scotland and Wales all with the support of the worlds premier economic and military power. Would you bend over and take it up the arse for 70 years without fighting back?

            I know I wouldn’t….

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          • Historian says:

            +100000 to Baron John.

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          • Ottoman Empire says:

            yes give us our land back!

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        • 59

          Then don t acquire them and don t fire them and you won t get obliterated –will you ?

          Simples!

          ( or if you insist on firing your “toy” rockets be advised that the big boys will strike back at you — with definitely NON toys!)

          ps I am NOT Joo..sh or a sympathiser . I just have a gut feeling for which side is the first mover aggressor here.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            So bend over and continue to take it up the arse until Israel has every last mm of Palestinian territory then?

            Israel has never been interested in peace, it doesn’t suit them. What suits them is controlling completely all the land between the Jordan River and the Med, and ensuring that no Arabs live there.

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          • Jesus says:

            What bugs me about people like you is I wish you were right. I wish Israel did want to expand and ethnicly cleanse the chimps from thier land. But they don’t want that, its the z!0nists like me, who want that, and I can assure you were are nowhere near as popular or as influential as you claim us to be.

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          • Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

            You wouldn’t have the bollocks to say that in public, now pipe down and run along little lad, you’re mummy must be calling you for tea by now.

            Ignorant racist c**t!

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          • Jesus says:

            Calm down, I respect your POV and think I am being very open and honest in my views, which I can assure you I do say in public. I am happy to be known as a z!0nist. I don’t see the point in supporting something you are ashamed of. My point is, Israel is not z!0nist. The z!0nists wish it was, but it really isn’t.

            And yes, I am a racist, but a lot less c*nty with it in real life than my typing sugests.

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          • God says:

            I’m with my boy on this one. Nuke everywhere between Iran and Saudi, turn it into glass.

            I can assure you I don’t really like any of you humans but I’ve got a especially evil place reserved for the leaders of Houmus.

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          • Historian says:

            Thing is that the number of people realising how much shit the Izraelis causes the West is snowballing. Even yanks are beginning to twig!
            So hopefully their sordid colony will disband voluntarily before it gets blown up. Large numbers of Iz would love to leave if they could.
            They will still remain too stupid/tight to legally BUY themselves a country though.

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          Nerd slapper says:

          You are a cock

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      England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

      Fawkes believes Israelis are victims, in the same way his countrymen called ‘travellers’ are victims when they turn english beauty spots into cess-pits and rubbish tips

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      Global statesman? says:

      Where is the peace envoy shamefully hiding?

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        Anonymous says:

        Far from doing the decent thing, and hiding under some rock, shameless Tone has no concerns about partying while schools children are being killed. Then again, why would someone worry about mass killings – then they are making a killing?

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  3. 3
    Kéyser Snoozey says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    To say that making Russell Brand look foolish is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel would be a huge understatement.

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      One only has to watch Brands past few appearances on QT to make their own mind up. He is a demon child.

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      alogicallook says:

      even shooting fish in a barrel is quite an accomplishment for a fox news presenter. this one just managed to make himself look as foolish as brand. so the result was that they both won – or both lost. but since brand wasn’t even present the fox news presenter must be REALLY REALLY crap.

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    Anonymous says:

    what bollocks…

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    Jesus says:

    If Brand lived his lifestyle in Israel, people would look down on him and the women he sleeps with.

    If Brand lived his lifestyle in Gaza, all the women he slept with would have been killed and he probably would have been too.

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    Jimmy says:

    Re the previous item:
    “It’s dark, soul-less and the food is not up scratch for that price. The wine list is expensive and so dull, and the service has become sloppy. Lighten it all up a bit; gut the entire bar and restaurant and then start again.”

    What a crass statement when millions are surviving on food banks.

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      Socialism is theft says:

      Is this why we have an obesity problem? All that free food.

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      J. Fred Muggs says:

      Successful hotels and restaurants result in huge numbers of jobs for their staff, suppliers and contractors. They service the tourist industry-worth billions to the UK. They provide opportunities for many young people who may not be well qualified or educated-but are prepared to work and get on. Maybe even some of the food bank ‘clients’ too, if they were prepared to get off their arses.

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    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      These are valid value-for-money concerns.

      Dry your eyes, love. When you’ve cried me a river.

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      In my day...etc says:

      Millions surviving on food banks? Leftist clap trap.

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      Ed "Crass" Miliband says:

      I live in a £2million mansion paid for by poor people.

      I have no idea what my family spends on groceries each week.

      £50? £250? £500?

      No idea. I haven’t a clue. I’m rich, so why should I care?

      PS: Cost of living crisis.

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        Anonymous says:

        Correction: as with big business people, most Con-Dem MPs have no idea. They haven’t a clue. Mostly they are rich enough – so why should they care? To them, all this stuff about heroes dying after having their benefit halted or people needing food banks is left-wing lies. For does it not make the heart-less cutbacks easier to vote for if they can con themselves into believing their own BS?

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      Jim says:

      So how does that work Jimmy?
      Shut one restaurant for every foodbank opened?
      Make it a crime to go to restaurants?
      ffs

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    Badgerhunter says:

    I love Fox news, every time I watch it I am left wanting Rupert Murdoch to take over the BBC.

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    Guty News Room says:

    Q: Is Hamas launching rockets nearby UN schools, using them as shelter? A: “Yes, absolutely” ~ Mehdi Hasan

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      Our support will cost us in the long run says:

      Are the Izraylees civilized enough to sort it out peacefully? No, absolutely not!

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      IzCrims says:

      Eeer, The Jizzraelis have herded them into such a small area that they can’t possibly not be near civilians. But that was your intention, ZioNAZI. Ad olf would be proud of you.

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        Jesus says:

        What nonsense. Hitler was way better at this sort of thing than Israel.

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          Anonymous says:

          Clearly, Hitler WAS way better at this sort of crime – but Israel is starting to catch up. For, with its’ killing of school children, the IDF continues to outrage the whole world. Has Israel a death wish?

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    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse says:

    The time is now!

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  11. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    You Should Never Try To Fist Bump Or High-Five A Hamas Terrorist

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    I sliced my tee shot at the 4th way out into the rough. It’s like the Serengeti in there, grass higher than your head. I couldn’t find my ball, of course, but guess what I did find? The Chillcot Enquiry!

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      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Best keep it quiet my friend, and don’t go down to the woods today, your sure of a big surprise.

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    R~Z~P says:

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    ‘A ‘D’ list actor better know for his failed marriage to Katy Perry.’

    Trash. I wouldn’t piss on anyone who’s even a ‘C’ lister.

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    William Vague says:

    I realise I spent all my time at the FCO muddling up ‘hamas’ and ‘hummus’.

    C’mon it’s an easy mistake to make, they sound alike!

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    IslandiaGirl says:

    As I understand this, the Rockets do not seem to have an explosive War Head but are in effect just metal tubes, a bit like Guy Fawkes rockets we let off in the garden… when shown damage they have caused, we are shown a hole in a wall or a roof, not the obliteration of a building with HE..in short… a pin prick compared to the response… as far as Peace is concerned, the Israeli’s are behaving like the Nazis they seem to be emulating… question here, are the Arabs firing Rockets into their Own Land, ( Pre Lebensraum )

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum

    One should not soon forget Count Bernadotte, assassinated by the Jews because he was too close to bring Peace to the area, his murder justified by many as being in Israel’s interest… no one was punished instead lauded as National heroes…
    Using a Sledge Hammer to crack a walnut seems to be an apt comment here but reality seems to suggest the Jews are treating the Arab, as they themselves were treated by the Nazis thus making them today’s Nazi thugs for all the same reasons… Land.
    If you oppress some one, then be prepared for them to fight back.. Hitler destroyed whole Villages for the death of a few German Soldiers, Israel appears to be doing the same, which makes them as a nation, no better than those they consistently would have us believe to be monsters.
    The French by demanding their rights, bear a large responsibility to today’s situation in the area, as does Britain for pandering to French demands after the First World War. It seems to me the Arab has been shafted by just about everyone for a 100 years now and history will judge the US for having much blood on it’s hands for failing to support a complete culture because the do not understand it, or it’s history..

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    Is that Mr Brand an MP yet?

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      Russell says:

      UKIP are dangerous!!

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      It's the way I don't tell em says:

      He has his own opinion and I have my own opinion of him, my opinion of him is he’s a little boy who’s shouting for attention, who gives a ??? what he says, he lost it when he went for the 80 year old actor.

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Agreed but Wross was part of it – and it was all managed on a civil footing – whereas others not in the Celeb circles get ‘nicked’ well well – Hollyweirdos ‘n all that influence. Brand is ‘owned’ and he knows it.

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      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      I expected more from an educated man.

      Play the ball Russell.

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      Cinna says:

      Looks a bit like a member of Hamas himself I think.

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    Jimmy says:

    I thought they were very evenly matched.

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    Strap On Sally says:

    Seems like a nice boy

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    An important point was made in the H’annity clip – towards the end.

    B’rand should be given a right to reply. Would be interesting to see what emerges.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Many UK ‘dissidents’ should be given a right to reply – against the ‘States’ unlawful actions (inc several branded as Vex litigants by Harman no less) but the system is so imbalanced in favour of ‘Celeb nutjobs’, ‘on message Harman likes’ et cetera …

      The establishment do love to damn and down internal dissidents with their querelous concocted legal Bull shit.

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        Jesus says:

        Anything the establishment does to fuck your life up is value for money in my opinion. Honestly, If there was a box I could tick on my council tax that said ‘earmark 50% of this cash to fuck over Blowing Whistles’ I’d mark it so hard the paper would tear.

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        • 145
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          ‘Temper, temper now'; don’t be giving away of your anger – ‘cos when you lose your rag – you lose your argument. So there.

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          • Jesus says:

            I’m not angry and I have no argument to make. I just don’t like you and it pleases me to know that the government keeps you firmly in the gutter where you belong.

            How did your latest battle against the lizards go? Did you finaly bring down the legal system this time or did you just settle for another attatchment to benefits of £3:75 p/w?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Hey there Big J – look around for an answer to your ‘blinkers thinking’.

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          • IzCrims says:

            So fu*k off “back” to Iz then seeing you don’t like people in GB..

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  22. 53
    Guido Fawkes says:

    I have been in contact with the PM regarding the Ebola crisis.

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    Speculated myself on this being a reason for delay with bodies:

    Now confirmed. Could explain why so many are still missing, and also why they were allowed to rot down a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    The not yet arrested criminal Lutfar Rahman has flown the Palestinian Flag over Tower Hamlets town hall.

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    • 72
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      And Tony Blair didn’t piss all over the Union Jack – for his zio.nist monied mates did he?

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      RomaBert... says:

      Is this the chappie that loves postal votes?

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      • 94
        Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

        I would have thought there would be regulations in place for what flags can be flown on public buildings ?

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  25. 74

    When I read Cosmo Landesman’s pieces, I spend half the time thinking how terribly old fashioned I must have become.

    The other half of the time is spent in thinking how terribly old fashioned he has got.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  26. 78
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The whole Brand Wross – BBC thing was ‘managed and manipulated’ from outside and within the BBC Oi Vey like.

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  27. 97
    visibly shaken says:

    my keyboard is broken

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    • 142

      Almost certainly a Z’ionist plot, you know.

      They were behind the Peloponnesian War. So I read somewhere.

      Vote UKIP :-)

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      • 167
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Did John Snow mention the Balfour Declaration earlier on the news – i do know for a fact he did. Still what would SC know about all of that eh?

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        • 181
          cured lefty says:

          have a day off blowy .

          Like

          • Ozzy Does Drugs with his Dominatrix says:

            Like

          • Ex Rev Flowers says:

            That’s me. On the left.

            Like

          • Robespierre says:

            I would like a full explanation this very morning from George Osborne as to the items highlighted by those red circles.

            He is well paid to supposedly enhance the economic wealth of 65 milliion people; this is fat too important a job to leave in the hands of a smack head.

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          • Wonderin none red star says:

            Never did like him, but if he been about then his knowledge of life is better than I thought, therefore I dislike a lot less.

            Like

          • Wally watch says:

            But with his tie on?

            Like

          • Gide-on Had A Woody On says:

            Did he do it in socks with gaiters?…I submit that is the key question here.

            If gaiters, then he is a solid reliable chap.

            If he had those modern polyester socks sticking in disorderly fashion to his ankles as he pumped her, then we can conclude he is a complete cad.

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          • Michael I like boys Havers says:

            I think it humanizes him, nobody cares about drugs and hookers they are simple personal vices which don’t really affect anybody else. With all the deceit over expenses this is chickensh*t.

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      Hitler had the right idea says:

      Earth shattering climax caused your hands to jerk violently?

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  28. 100

    More details:

    h**p://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28577904

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 109
      Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

      to which you have to ask, Why are the fuckwits trying to stir up a war ?

      Like

      • 114
        Man without a TV or radio says:

        That’s a very good question. The whole planet seems to be going into “kill mode”, just as it did 100 years ago.

        Is it a virus? Or something built into our DNA that makes us turn into violent animals when population numbers/stress levels exceed a certain level?

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        • 116
          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          I do not know what the mechanism is but we are definitely due a cull. If we don’t do it to ourselves the planet will probably lend a hand with Ebola or Yellowstone Park igniting or some such.

          Like

          • Tachybaptus says:

            The planet’s had a go with killer flu, AIDS, Ebola etc. And it hasn’t done very well. Really its last big score was the Black Death. Oi, Gaia, time to pull your finger out.

            Like

          • Pulling fingers out is all very well.

            Unless you don’t know where they have been.

            Your UKIPness :-D

            Like

          • Anonymous says:

            “The air attack warning sounds like. This is the sound. When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover”

            Better hope we NEVER hear that sound – or have to “Duck and Cover”?

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      • 118

        Who – R’ussia ?

        Because they sense weakness.

        But, they may be mistaken.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 126
          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          “may” for fucks sake “may” ? better be fucking certain. You do realize that a war in Europe will be the end of life as we know it ?

          Like

          • Destruction of Europe would deny R’ussia a source of income and major trading partner decisively.

            If Europe is not willing to preserve its liberty and remove doubt then the consequences are quite clear.

            F’ranklin wrote about this once…

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            there wasn’t any fucking problem before limpdicks like you started stirring

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          • Wonderin none red star says:

            Keep wonderin, if it’s all planned out, a Eu ropean w ar, guess the supposed can non fodder will bu gger off home and want nothing to do with it, Rus sia all it has to do is turn to the East, plenty of buyers for it’s oil and gas, the greens want Eur ope green it looks as if their wet dreams could come true, first winter will k ill millions and the second one will ki ll the Greens, something to look forward to, for the survivors.

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            if it was me I would tell europe to fuck off and sign a non aggression pact with russia

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          • Non Aggression pacts generally don’t work with R’ussia.

            Before asking Europe to go forth, check with them on how M’olotov-R’ibbentrop worked out.

            Vote UKIP :-)

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        • 368
          Anonymous says:

          “There was a turtle by the name of Bert
          and Bert the turtle was very alert;
          when danger threatened him he never got hurt
          he knew just what to do…
          He’d duck! And cover!
          Duck! And cover!
          He did what we all must learn to do
          You And you And you And you!'”

          So don’t worry, if (neo-con supporting) UKIP gets the country into a nuclear war – all you need do to stay alive is Duck! And Cover!

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          • Should be conventional, but word is, P’utin has moved intermediate range ballistic missiles capable of carrying nuke payloads to U’kraine’s border.

            He will likely issue a warning to E’urope soon.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 352
      Anonymous says:

      Quote from the Scotsman: “We have already seen how these tactics have been deployed by Russia and its proxies in Ukraine to destabilise a Nato partner state, annex part of its territory, and paralyse its ability to respond.”

      Should not that read: “We have already seen how these tactics have been deployed by NATO and its proxies in Ukraine to (try and) destabilise Russian state, annex part of its territory, and paralyse its ability to respond”?

      British attempting to take on the Russians in a fight? Truly, that would be MAD.

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      • 353

        Nope. The Scotsman reporting is correct.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 355
          Anonymous says:

          “If any member the family should die whilst in the shelter, put them outside –
          but remember to tag them first for identification purposes… It’s enough to make you wonder sometimes if you’re on the right planet.”

          In all honesty, have UKIP no understanding of MAD?

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    Blimey says:

    Why are the views of “celebrities” on matters not involving being famous for being famous considered of any relevance?. If I am unsure what to make of the situation in Ukraine should I consult the nearest busker to me? Will he/she have a special insight not gifted to the general populace?

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    • 106
      Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

      that would depend on whether they are Ukrainian or somesuch

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      • 156
        Three way scrap coming says:

        This looks good; new regime making friends and influencing people.

        http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/ukrainians-ordered-to-war-women-burn.html

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        • 356
          Anonymous says:

          Transcript

          Woman to Ukrainian soldier: Who are you?
          Soldier: I am the head of the local recruiting center.
          Woman: Why are you bringing military writs?
          Soldier: It’s an order from above. I can’t explain all the details but you can read about it on the internet
          Soldier: When did you get the writs?
          Very disgruntled woman: Yesterday evening.
          Another Woman: This one we got recently.
          Soldier: Yes, we’re sending those to put the potential recruits under control.
          Yet another woman: We don’t need it. We don’t need any war.
          Multiple women chime in with the same thing at once about not wanting war.
          Very disgruntled woman: We’ve been told that the police will handle those who refuse to sign the writs for mobilization. What does that mean?
          Soldier: It’s an official order for total mobilization.
          Another woman: We’ve been told those fairy tales many times. They told us those who refuse to go to war will go to jail for 5 years.
          Soldier: I ask you, did we take anyone to war so far?
          Woman: When you take someone it will be too late to worry.
          Another woman: We’ve never been on Maidan. We didn’t touch anyone. We don’t need it.
          Very angry man gesturing: Take your recruit list and make sure no one will be taken to war.
          Soldier – finally admitting the truth: They will take your sons anyway.
          Same angry Man: Who will take them?
          Soldier: The state
          Same angry man: We don’t give a damn about your country and your war!
          Large group gathers writs and sets them on fire.
          Background conversation: mostly untranslated but also containing We are sickened of the authorities.
          More background conversation: The authorities flee like rats from a sinking ship, but they come here and take our sons and send them to death. They all made the mess and now they need us to clean it up.
          Fire takes hold
          Another woman: Those who wanted all this, let them go to war! We never needed this nor Maidan.
          Cars stop, many more people including more men watch on the periphery.
          Writs go up in ashes. Many still confront the soldier

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    Am I bothered? says:

    If I develop an addiction to smack, a loud mouth and humour as funny as cancer will people listen to me? Thought not. Then why does this gobby tramp get air time? Nothing to say and no discernible message, I’d be more entertained listening to any bum cadging drinks in a bar.

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    • 110
      Man without a TV or radio says:

      I’ve never heard him speak, never seen him perform.

      And that chav who snuffed it a while ago – Winehouse? – never heard or saw her, either.

      Envy me. :-)

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      • 133
        Tachybaptus says:

        I’ve heard Winehouse on YouTube. She was warmly recommended to me as a successor to Bessie Smith, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin et al. She was pretty feeble. What a disappointment.

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        • 153
          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          getting famous is mostly about finding the right producer, that and being in the right place and time etc. I actually like these Islamic type vocals with the funny intonation, I’m sure somebody could mould a success story there before it all goes tits up.

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        • 157
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          But who supplied her drugs though?

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  31. 103
    Michael Havers says:

    I’m on a cloud surrounded by naked cherubs.

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  32. 107

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  33. 112
    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Channel Four – Dirty Snow – are in full flow now running a pro Hamas anti Israel campaign. Weasel words at all times, the tunnels are “supposed tunnels” terrorists are referred to as “militants”.

    Listen Dirty – Hamas/Palestine – stop vowing to destroy Israel. That is what is required.

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    • 123
      Jesus says:

      Thing is, winning a propaganda war is meaningless, its winning the real wars that counts. Thats why in about a month the bleeding heart brigade will have forgotten all about Gaza just like they forgot about Libya, Syria, Egypt etc the second their favourite media outlet told them to.

      But Israel won’t forget and there will never again be a safe hiding place for the leaders of Hamas. One by one they will all be dispatched and all the tweeting and instagrammings in the world won’t change that.

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      • 125
        No one gives a shit about muzzies anyway says:

        +1

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      • 358
        Anonymous says:

        Do the likes of you – whoever you REALLY are – believe that the war for hearts and minds is meaningless or the world will quickly forget and forgive the IDF killing school children?

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    • 146
      Fuck Gaza says:

      Jon Snow said ‘we’re British’.

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

      Only until the last day of the treasonous liblabcon regime. After that you get arrested and dealt with as an enemy of the nation.

      Or you can fuck off to terroristland.

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    • 163
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Pro-israeli trolls out in force tonight … what they all worried about … not world-wide public opinion by any chance?

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  34. 119
    Ed's Balls says:

    Russell Brand is known in many overseas countries as a comedian. Fox News have just underpinned this view. I like the “out-of-work actor” bit.

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    • 120
      Generation Z says:

      “Old codger who dresses up like an emo.”

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    • 302
      Teacher says:

      He must be getting to the ZioNutters if they actually go out to attack him.
      Most people already know that Fox is a Hasbara company.

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  35. 128
    Chris Huhne says:

    I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease.

    Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone.

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    • 134
      Jesus says:

      Problem is it wasn’t his bone, it was the patient’s and he wasn’t waving it, he was eating it.

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      • 135
        Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

        my first wife had an African Witchdoctor for a nanny which explains a lot.

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  36. 132
    Fox News supports mass murder says:

    The same Sean Hannity who’s been repeatedly exposed as a liar and fraud who makes up quotes and claims in his books. Brand’s a twat but that doesn’t change the fact Hannity’s a total cock.

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  37. 143

    In ordinary times this would not sound quite so sinister:

    Whilst religion is acceptable, peace is not.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 234

      Actually visited the Kremlin, not long before the fall of communism and the three cathedrals (and two more church buildings) within were still then maintained as museums The Moscow Times report is less than precise (hardly surprisingly!)

      Unless the article is referring solely to the rebuilding of conventual buildings, the original churches themselves survived the Bolshevik times architecturally, if not ecclesiastically, complete and appear today on Google maps, as may be observed here (those buildings with the gold domes):

      http://tinyurl.com/pssj3hz

      Like all religious places converted to museums during the Communist era, the feeling that they were maintained as show pieces, and not places of worship, was palpable. I happily state that as a non-believer. There may be a sense in which you may begin to understand what I maintain is Idealism in this last statement. That is not meant with any derogatory implication towards yourself BTW.

      Vote UKIP – and let people believe in what they will, as belief is private :-D

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      • 244

        The equation is changed somewhat when talking about a State that has embraced religion and from the outside appears to have lost control of it.

        There are some aspects of R’ussia today which resemble the insanity that happens in !ran.

        You did see the tweet posted the other day of the priest anointing the ‘Satan’ missile ?

        D’ostoevsky wrote: ‘If God does not exist, anything is permissible’

        D’ostoevsky was a bit of an Idiot. Regrettably, if God is believed to exist and interpreted accordingly then anything is permissible.

        As a libertarian I can category refute his scribbling here irrespective of beliefs in a deity.

        R’ussia does not have good writers or thinkers.

        R’ussia has bad writers and non-thinkers.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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  38. 154
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Hannity is well kown to get so over excited that he regularly erupts into an earth shattering climax in his pants during broadcasts

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  39. 155
    Lest we forget (1914-1919) says:

    Kill Ukraine.
    Kill Gaza.

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  40. 159
    Hitler had the right idea says:

    Farrah Sasson has been known to reach an earth shattering climax when she attends Brands performances with Sally berfatcow who cums simultaneously wetting her pants during her earth shattering climax

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  41. 165
    Who shall remember them? says:

    Members of the terrorist Stern and Irgun gangs committed mass murder when they bombed the King David Hotel and killed Brits and those same terrorists went on to become celebrated leaders of Is*ael.

    I don’t deny for a moment that Hamas are terrorists who are hurting their own people and wasting money and resources on rocket attacks. But only a demented hate filled loon would enjoy the targeted slaughter of civilians of which Is*ael’s guilty. No one believes the bollocks about these all being accidental strikes. They have the most sophisticated hardware in the world and can strike with pin point accuracy. The UN told them 17 times that the building yesterday housed civilians and they still went ahead and attacked it. It’s not coincidence that hours later extremist Is*aelis were chanting “There’s no school tomorrow in Gaza, all the children are dead”.

    People are free to hate whoever they want. I know from having read Twitter and comments here that many regard all Palestinians, whether children or adults, as sub-human terrorists who deserve to die. Fine, that’s your prerogative. But don’t pretend Is*ael hasn’t got a murky history including the murder of Brits.

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    • 171
      Baron John (Jacky) Arbuthnot Fisher says:

      800 British service personnel approximately to be closer to the mark. And to think just a few years before many of those same people would have been risking their lives rescuing their folk from extermination camps.

      Some thanks considering Tommy was merely doing his and her mandated duty in upholding the integrity of the borders of Palestine from a mass invasion of illegals from Europe. I what happened to the Palestinian’s happened to the English, and we were forced to live in Wales and Scotland after having all our land, homes and birthrights stolen from us and family murdered when they didn’t comply, a few pathetic wasteful rockets would be the least of the occupiers worries, and all those with the pro-Israel stance who are English, Scottish and Welsh would turn about 180 degrees.

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    • 173
      IslandiaGirl says:

      not to mention Count Bernadotte..

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  42. 169

    Completely fair and balanced journalism as usual

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  43. 175
    Who shall remember them? says:

    It’s not only the left who have useful idiots. Those in Britain who adore Bibi either don’t know or don’t care that he attended a 60th anniversary celebration to commemorate the King David Hotel bombing in which 91, most of them Brits, died. Rather perversely, the plaque unveiled at this event said “For reasons known only to the British, the hotel was not evacuated”. Talk about audacity. They committed mass murder and mark its anniversary with a party in which they blame the victims for dying! A bit like a p*edophile blaming the 5 year old he’s just r*ped for not fighting back.

    But hey, if history’s shown one thing it’s that useful idiots will celebrate and worship those who regard them with utter contempt. It’s only fair that some of these obsequious tools offer themselves up as target practice. Surely there’s no greater way to show your devotion to Bibi than by letting his army kill you. And besides, those 91 who were murdered were probably a bunch of bedwetting leftie gays.

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    • 192
      Jesus says:

      This is the problem with the left and Islam. Always using past injustices as an excuse to destroy the present and the future. It doesn’t matter what Israel has done or is doing now, if it causes misery to the left and Islam then it is good for the present and it is good for the future.

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      • 204

        Jesus, me ol’ mucker!

        I may not believe in you but will have a pint or three of Guinness with you any day you like!

        The important point is that unseen sign over every mosque in the world, or so it now seems: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

        The ultimate line written upon the Gate of Hell itself, according to Mister Joyce’s “Daunty”.

        The fundamentalists are prepared to take their own families back to the stone age, or further, for their pathetically adhered to beliefs.

        Vote UPIK and survive :-D

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        • 364
          Anonymous says:

          Survive? With some of UKIP’s (neo-con) views on Russia we will be lucky if we get out of this alive.

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  44. 177
    Gamed Out Eid Milligram says:

    Vue cinema apologises after friends ‘are turned away by security guard because they were not a Muslim family celebrating Eid’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712380/Vue-cinema-apologises-friends-turned-away-security-guard-not-Muslim-family.html#ixzz394pX4a2Q
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    ………………………………………….

    I can’t thee the pwoblem, enwichment is good if you live in a wanky addwess.

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  45. 182
    Anonymous says:

    More money down the drain #Bailout

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    • 266
      Portugese Police Are Not Incompetent says:

      Either you’re in or you’re out. I favour coming out, but as long as you’re in, then there is nothing wrong with such acts of solidarity – no different from Californians stumping up for the rust belt states.

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  46. 183

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 186
      Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

      have you any fucking idea what you are promoting ? please consider it will be your families limbs that are burning. please shut the fuck up.

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      • 202

        No it won’t :-D

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 210

          Is it not significant that there is no resort to reasoning but merely a threat of pain, suffering and death?

          Now who would promote that?

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            it is pain suffering and death that we wish to avoid fuckwit. hopefully you will loose your passport as you come running home to mummy

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          • R’ussia.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • If you look carefully, the loser on the RT Image desk also chose a picture from an A’merican prison or the film ‘H’annibal’.

            Orange jump suits are not UK issue AFAIK.

            But if anyone can correct me…

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • @Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed )

            Thank you for making your (inadequate) position so damned clear!

            Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety

            You, sir, are a prime example of EPIC FAIL! Enjoy what you have left of your Hobbesian State of Nature.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            I doubt Schrödinger’s cat has ever met menace full on

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          • Like all socialists, you make allegations without being in possession of facts. They are as follows:

            * Have taken a car through the West Bank with rocks hurled in the approach to burning tyres.

            * Have been under rocket fire from Hamas.

            * Have been in Sarajevo, Mostar and other BiH locations.

            * have been to the Falls Road in the times of the troubles.

            * have been to all countries surrounding I’srael in order to get balanced view.

            * have been to Cyprus both sides of the border.

            * have been to Berlin (and through Checkpoint Charlie) in the times of the USSR.

            * have been to Fiji at the time of revolution.

            I can carry on listing the trouble spots I have witnessed at first hand but it won’t matter to you.

            Because you are a socialist and facts don’t matter – only dogma does.

            I readily admit that I am lucky still to be alive. You are even more lucky to have the liberty to abuse your freedom.

            Vote UKIP and take great care when crossing me as I possess a weapon you don’t even recognise. It’s called TRUTH :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            cat
            having, presumably taken on knowledge from being in those places, why are you supporting war monger ?

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            I met some foreign journalists once one is a freelance smart arse and his indonesian cameraman. ” What are we going to do tomorrow ?” Well we need to get some footage of the Indian Army trucks and I can blag the commentary.”

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          • Because the real decisions one has to take in life are not easy, they are hard.

            There is no panacea, except to look truth straight in the face, however unpalatable that might be.

            You might not be able to understand this but I have friends who are J’ews. Friends who are M’uslims. Friends who are Coptics. Friends who are Orthodox. Friends who are Catholics. Friends who are Protestant. Friends who are Hindu. Friends who are Buddhist. Friends who are Jainists. Friends who are atheist. Friends who are not even sure. Friends who are physicists. Friends who are materialists. Friends who are philosophers. Even a few friends who are PA!

            Naturally they don’t all agree with each other. But we can converse and put dogma aside.

            You are quite free to dismiss this as irrelevant. But never accuse me of failing to listen! Listening does not signify agreement, of course, merely respect for another’s views.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • @Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ), again

            re 11:33 pm

            I have witnessed this too at Mostar in the 90s. The cameras were looking for something to send to base and actually organised gunfire and smoke, solely in order to film.

            The warlords were only too happy to oblige. Cui Bono?

            These sorts of explosions cost money to stage (quite apart from the damage they wreak.)

            UKIP etc :-D

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          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          yes well I assumed you are a committee of limpdick no friends, whatever shut the fuck up or be hunted down if your dream comes true.

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          • Are the sanctions already causing that much hassle in M’oscow ? Wait until the recession starts ;-)

            Anyhow, it will be E’uropean’s doing the hunting.

            Bear is a bit greasy, but can make quite tasty cutlets if butchered correctly.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            I don’t know why I did not recognize you before. you are Lynda from the yahoo groups help desk

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          • And you are BW, or his botty breath, and I claim my £5 and Ebola face mask etc.

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            am I sensing a little friendship here ? a triste ? listen guys don’t be afraid. express your inner fuckwit

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          • The time for appeasing the thug in the K’remlin is over.

            It is time to deal with him on his terms.

            Now, P’utin is choosing the war option – rather than diplomacy – so be it. U’kraine have every right to fight for their independence – liberty is not free.

            Others without have the right to express their views, and it is a responsibility in order to let the enemy know that their actions are not agreed to and perhaps give them pause for thought.

            The only war-mongering which is going on is in R’ussia at the moment as it has been from the start (c. 2008). They seem to be taking literal aim at E’urope now as well over sanctions.

            If they wish confrontation they are doing the right things to get it, and they will lose that confrontation. Badly.

            It should be pointed out that with all the territory that they do have control over at present – about 14 timezones worth – why they need little old U’kraine is tantamount to naked greed.

            The case for the West liberating R’ussia from their current government should be seriously considered. That worked in !raq, so perhaps should be done again.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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          • Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

            EU fuckwit << I read a couple of lines of your comment and then I stopped.
            " Would you like to know more ?"
            because you are a fucking idiot or a committee of fucking idiots.
            " Would you like to know more ?"
            I am not going to read anymore of your posts because
            a: you are a fucking idiot
            b: you are a war mongering fucking idiot.

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          • Never lose your passion.

            Vote UKIP :-D

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      Vacancy at the White House says:

      Is that the Sadiq Khan whose best friend has just been sent to prison? Oh yes, we can see his reason for concern.

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    Who shall remember them? says:

    That intellectual whiz Joan Rivers, the freak who made Michael Jackson look normal in comparison, has given her hilarious thoughts on the conflict, saying that if New Jersey was firing rockets into New York, New York would be entitled to strike back.

    A few things wrong with your analogy, Joan, you ugly old hag. New Jersey is not a sovereign nation, it is part of the United States. For New Jersey as an entity to be behind any attacks, it would mean the government at the state level. That would mean the entire membership of the state government including Democrats and Republicans would have had to sign off on attacking a neighbouring state, which has never happened and can never happen, but even if this insane hypothetical scenario was to take place, the federal government would respond by apprehending those responsible in New Jersey’s state level government. The federal government, nor New York state, would respond by launching air, sea and ground strikes on the civilian population of New Jersey, blowing up New Jersey schools, hospitals, street markets and homes.

    Or to put it another way, Joan Rivers is a fucking ugly freak who’s never been funny and has a face that would’ve made the Elephant Man shudder.

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      innit funnt (not) that Mel Brooks can get away with takin the pi55 outta j’s – but if anyone else does so – they get castigated … worth thinking long and hard about that one.

      If Mel does it – then that’s alright then – someone else does it they ‘fly off the handle’.

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      Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

      OK listen here’s my 2 p concerning isitreal
      during the second world war all kinds of subterfuge was used to confound the enemy ( we are good at that ) experts in the production of documents were conscripted to produce forgeries of Nazi documentation to enable infiltration of brave warriors.
      Now… consider all that set up, an organization familiar with creating falsehoods put that together with somebody like me and anything could happen. which it probably did.
      concerning diaries and documentation and photographs of atrocities.
      If you are going to tell a lie best make it a big one.
      I see that spooks are still adopting this principal.

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    cheche says:

    White people banned from cinema complex in Birmingham

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    Bad reasoning leads to bad conclusions:

    Gaza civilian death toll raises questions about Israeli military training says Cesare Borgia in the Grauniad

    This inadequate commie apology for a cretin would rather look at “reckless targeting” rather than unethical positioning of launching positions in hospitals, schools and power plants employed by Hamas.

    Even the fucking Arabs hate Hamas! Does that not ring the smallest bell in this pathologically inert scribbler’s mind?

    Vote UKIP and keep the Grauniad at bay! :-D

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      High kill ratio’s imply very good training.

      Was that Cesare’s point ?

      Vote UKIP :-D

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        The key word in each situation is ‘objective’.

        With IDF, that is a noun which they pursue as efficiently as any force in the world.

        With ‘Cesare’ it is a verb of which he has not had any need for decades.

        The content offered by Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) was predictably desultory, don’t you think? Do I recognise a familiar inability to engage, hidden in that ‘qualification’?

        Vote UKIP :-D

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          A-F MASc was perhaps failed maskirovka ?

          Any poster who comes out ‘violently’ advocating peace in the face of the R’ussian threat (indeed – suggesting a non-aggression pact of all things) is working for them one way or another.

          At the very least they are an enemy of liberty.

          Vote UKIP :-D

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          Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

          whilst I am impressed with your familiarity with literature I question your knowledge of violence and the changes that ensue. These things are not a concept, it is reality in this time. I ask again.
          Why would you desire to kill a friend ?

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      Anonymous says:

      “Experts ask whether poor soldiering skills and tactics are to blame, or if avoiding civilian casualties is just not a priority”? And yet, try as they might, IDF cheer-leaders cannot hide the point that – no matter where the rocket are positioned – the IDF have the ethical option NOT to bomb hospitals, schools and power plants. Being all-seeing and knowing, should not ‘Schrödinger’ understand this basic point?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Still no close up pictures from the BBC or C4 of Hamas firing rockets or firing at the Israelis. In fact there has not been a single picture of any Hamas fighter.
    So why have the BBC and C4 not shown any pictures?
    So why hasn’t the BBC or C4 criticised Hamas at all?

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      BBC Mong says:

      Move along, nothing to see here; apart from the JOOOs killing all those innocent Hamas guys on their way to the shops for a couple of beers and bacon sannies.

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    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    They might be Yanks and not worldly wise. But they sure nailed it with Russell Bland. He is a dimwitted asshole lefty luvvie renthole.

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    Proper ganda says:

    I love the fake videos Is*ael keeps putting out which it claims to show air strikes being called off because of civilians being in the area. Absolute propaganda which the MSM have swallowed. Funny how they spot children in those videos but not on a beach where 4 kids were playing football or at a school. It’s an open secret that the IDF enjoy killing civilians. They’re conditioned from a young age.

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      Allan, you at t'bar says:

      Hamas are innocent, OK ?

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        Historian says:

        So let the Palestinians have a proper military to excercise their right to defend themselves against supremacist land-stealing scum.

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          Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

          So they can meet their stated objective of wiping I’srael off the face off the map ?

          Yes, please !! :)

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    Upper Thrust says:

    Is George taking a run up?

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      Wonderin none red star says:

      Seems my comment dropped down to the end.

      Never did like him, but if he been about then his knowledge of life is better than I thought, therefore I dislike him a lot less.

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    Hiram J Cheeseburger III says:

    Stop the wsr by stopping the Rockets…its not Rocket Science people…oh wait it is.

    Free Gazza…with every two gallons…

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    Owen Jones says:

    WATCH: Mehdi Hasan detonated a Hamas tunnel that was meant to facilitate the kidnapping or murder of Israelis. http://youtu.be/IAw2U7XJSto

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    vivibly shaken says:

    please.

    i have had enough of the gazza story on the news.

    no one cares.

    show me the guy who did the running bomb in the commonwealth games.

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    Maybe a bit churlish if this is retaliation for P’utin ignoring her phone calls last weekend…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Stop Sharia Now says:

      £62 billion!

      We should have gone in and taken the land off the feudal landlords, redistributed it to the peasants, imprisoned every Imam who didn’t do our bidding, emancipated all women, taken full control of the education system and given well paid jobs to everyone who supported us.

      A revolutionary democratic strategy would have succeeded.

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    Trade war is beginning to create pain…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  59. 238
    David Waughd says:

    The big question is – if I lived in Germany at the time would I drop the zyklon B? – probably yes

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

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    Kevin"Toilets" Maguire says:

    I love sitting in showers. It’s more relaxing 😊

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    James says:

    Can someone ask Hannity and all his Irish-American friends (real and fake) if they think that the British military operations in Northern Ireland throughout the 70s and 80s, and the arrest and internment of Irish terrorists, were entirely just and right? Thanks.

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    Vacancy at the White House says:

    Nothing on the BBC and presumably a D notice issued to the Manchester EveningNews, given that the reporting of large numbers of the “religion of peace” attacking businesses believed to be Jewish owned (in Mcr) have been purged from the paper, quelle surprise – Not.

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  64. 263
    Mr Biscuits says:

    Russell Brand is a complete Hunty wunty

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    Yankee Go Home says:

    Do we need to hear the vacuous opinions of thickásfuck US telly twats to understand Russel Brand?

    Still, it’s another advert for Massa Murdoch. Keep sucking his cock, Gheedough, now his Mrs is getting shafted up the Aris by Miranda he needs you.

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    In other news…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Stop Sharia Now says:

      A few years back people used to mock me when I said the restoration of the Caliphate was a distinct possibility.

      I’ve been similarly mocked for stating that an Islamic party could hold the balance of power in the UK within 20 years and that tens of millions of non-Muslims might flee this country once that happens.

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        Not so sure about UK, but Caliphate will re-emerge sooner or later, perhaps sooner now.

        If the new Emir of Benghazi manages to hold onto power and decides to recognize al-B’aghdadi as C’aliph that could make things somewhat interesting for E’gypt – especially if H’amas is toppled and ISIS move in to P’alestine.

        Both bold and brilliant.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

    Firstly, Russell Brand looks like creepy moron and he sounds like a constipated or demented budgie. The manly beard is at war with the squeaky school boy voice.

    Everything about Russell Brand is either incongruous with reality or just down right dumb. For a start he claims to be a Marxist but has butlers and bag carriers to organise his life within his ivory tower. The guy is so lost up his own backside he thinks we latch on to his every word and believe the tripe that pours out of his mouth.

    Brand is like a lot of media stars, he is a sleepwalking islamist-fascist anti zemite terrorist supporter. Brand is blind to the fact that H@m@s deliberately use the P@lestinians as blOOdy pawns, they are brainwashed martyrs for their anti zemite terrorist cause. Did H@m@s really expect the Israelis to sit on their hands while izlamists rain rockets down on them? By provoking Izrael H@m@s provoke the bleeding heart liberals of this world to condemn izrael for defending itself. Fact! What is Izrael supposed to do? Wear earmuffs and a blindfold and pretend the rockets are not being rained on them for their destruction?

    Morons such as Brand fail to recognise that rather than promoting peace between P@lestine and Izrael, their views are supporting anti zemite terrorism. innocent J3ws around the world are being targeted, threatened and killed by anti zemite izlamists. Fact! I do not want to live in a world that hates J3ws and is blinded to the negative fascist aspects of Izlam.

    Anyone who still believes that Izlam is a religion of peace is a fool. The Izlamic world is full of geehadist moozlims who are ripping chunks out of one another for Alie or Alalala and if they are not blowing each other to bits, they are ganging up on the j3ws or threatening the west. Izlam is in turmoil and anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain stupid. The barbaric techniques many Izlamists are using, are from the dark ages, stupid stunts designed to put the terror and the wind up us. It is propaganda nonsense and it is getting a bit samey now. After you watch a horror film a couple of times its stops being scary. These izlamists geehadists are just barbaric butchers playing up for cameras.

    It is time for the celebrity morons to wise up! Support peace by all means but not under izlamist fascist terr0rist banner. Dumb!

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      Jesus says:

      This guy.

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      Anonymous says:

      No thinking person wants to live in a world that hates and attack J3ws. Sadly, the mass killing by the IDF are giving the Nazis yet another pretext to attack. Do not you cheer-leaders for the war understand that what goes around – comes around?

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    The Sun Still Shines says:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ61zxKIL4

    Moozlems are their own worst enemy.

    Support REAL PEACE and not antizemitism or terrorism.

    Thank you.

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    Anthony Fumblefuttuck MASc ( failed ) says:

    @Schrödinger’s cat
    with all your experience and wotnot why are you such a tit ?

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    Trigger says:

    Two assholes who seem too be less active than the already mentioned, Ashton and Blair.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Mehdi Hasan (Huff Po.. tell people what they don’t want to hear) presents 40 questions for the media covering Gaza http://hurryupharry.org/2014/07/31/40-questions-for-the-international-media-in-gaza/

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  73. 321
    Natalie Rowe says:

    Fraudulent Web Page Blocked

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  74. 322
    Grant"The cheeky chappie" Shapps says:

    A Muslim wife is complaining to her husband.

    “The romance has completely gone from our relationship” she moaned. “Once upon a time you were all over me and couldn’t wait to carry me up stairs. What’s happened?”

    “Simple” the husband replied. “You’re not 11 anymore.”

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  75. 324
    The David Coleman Experience says:

    I just make things up and offer no evidence whatsoever other than repeat stuff I said earlier.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    The Daily Telegraph have just warned us all that if we keep accepting immigrants from all over the place there will be no water left in our taps.

    We really must get rid of David Cameron as soon as possible even before next May.

    Remember the British Press are the finest in the World.

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      Anonymous says:

      Proving, yet again, that the right-wing British Press are probably the finest producers of BS in the world.

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  77. 333
    Just Saying says:

    I dislike Russell Brand as much as the next guy but if you watch this in the context of the original Video, this isn’t Russell Brand looks foolish (which you know he is.) It just shows how shit fox news is.

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    Netflix Cancelled says:

    Sorry, I’m bored of the ME. Can we please move on to war with Russia (by Christmas, preferably)?

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      Anonymous says:

      Don’t worry, it will be over and done with by Christmas! And at this rate – might not we?

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  79. 341
    Juan Kerr says:

    My goodness they are space monkeys. Is American TV always like this?!

    As for Russell Brand, I suggest that we should actually send him to an anarchist paradise. Benghazi comes to mind. Or perhaps Salford.

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  80. 345
    John says:

    What is amazing is that they started off really well mocking Brand, but then allowed themselves to begin one of those utterly retarded “debates” and in three short minutes prove Brand’s comments were right

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  81. 359
    Anonymous says:

    There seems to be some confusion between a ‘British’ power company and the IDF.

    To make it clear: the power company makes a (financial) bomb – while of connecting up families.

    While the IDF drop bombs on families – while dis-connecting supplies

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