July 31st, 2014

GOLD: These Were His Salad Days


75 Comments

  1. 1

    He is still a prancing git

  2. 2
    Ned Ludd says:

    Scummy little nonce boy.

  3. 3
    Confucious the Voter says:

    Trusting a Westminster politician is a EU-phemism.

  4. 4

    Meanwhile, the crook Lutfur, is flying the Palestinian flag from the Tower Hamets town hall.

    Not only disgraceful. He seems to want to bring terrorism onto UK territory.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  5. 5
    Pet shop Boys says:

    When east end girls meet west end boys

  6. 6
    Glyn H says:

    What a pathetic soul this low life woman must be.

  7. 7
    Village Idiot says:

    ….We were all young once,needing to experiment with life,alcohol,booze,drugs, women or?….to get it out of our system, and then , wisely, give up the ones killing you,so , rock on, but look after your health, because the NHS wont’, even if you get past the gatekeeper, or GP!….

  8. 8
    Duty Pendant says:

    Hanging around as I do, I did notice a British Embassy being built in Tower Hamlets.

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    Amateur, I danced WITH gold.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    If a young man gets a bit drink and dances do a dodgey 80’s record he should be held accountable. Certainly such a crime should preclude him from ever working in any capacity. I think actually the punishment should probably be hanging, so severe is offense.

  11. 11

    Did she not lovingly imply he was a bit of a salad dodger in her book ?

    How are sales of that thing going ?

    The maximum imbecile sold the g’old.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  12. 12

    Yes. Saw that missing ‘l’ after I hit return.

    Only need one more to create hell, which is quite apposite.

    This would not do my BP much good, if I were still there.

    UKIP or die :-D

  13. 13
    Mystic Meg says:

    Terrorism?It’s already here.
    Wait till the Muslim community reaches critical mass then that’s when things will go all Lebanon on our ass.

  14. 14

    Wait until it changes to the ISIS flag.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  15. 15

    Probing report by DM on your last link. Deeply insightful.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  16. 16
    Lutfur Rahman says:

    Anyone know where you can get one of these?

  17. 17

    Am not sure how it jives with equality legislation.

    Not sure men could do that job, but the ‘trans community’ may have a niche opportunity.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  18. 18
    Ed Miliband says:

    A photograph taken at an unpopular nerds party.
    If that’s what you wanted I’ve got a draw full starting from when I was age 4.

  19. 19
    common sense says:

    concrete over the lot of tower hamlets, who would really miss it

  20. 20
    Yankee Go Home says:

    Not as severe (don’t you mein “heinous”?) a crime as misspelling “Offence”.

    P

  21. 21
    IT Crowd Producer says:

    Send them in Ned, we are looking for goofy fuckers for the next series. Do you know anything about IT though?

  22. 22
    Solving the housing crisis says:

  23. 23

    My first thought was at least she is not relying on the state. That is a definite plus.

    Vote UKIP and Get There Often! :-D

  24. 24

    Recognise the symbol.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  25. 25
    concrete pump says:

    How do you know the other guy is snorting a line..?

    He’s probably sucking a cock.

  26. 26
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  27. 27
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yes I’ve got ‘Twitface’ or is it ‘Booktwit’ on my Apples.

  28. 28

    That is their flag :)

    If you check back to some of the links in the special weapon of choice video, you may see an interesting inversion pictured above that should be of great concern to some.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  29. 29
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He’s snorting a line on a cock.

  30. 30
    Jimmy Davidsonsonson says:

    Ha ha Nice one Centurion, you fucking told that yankee wanker, coming on here trying to be clever with his fucking sarcasm, you done him up like a right fucking muppet. The fucking nonce.

  31. 31
    Buggered rotten at Public School says:

    Or waiting to be back ended by Gidders

  32. 32

    Have no experience of either, I am pleased to admit.

    Might it be possible to do both in the one action, I wonder?

    Vote UKIP – Twice the Hit? :-D

  33. 33
    common sense says:

    ah the new gaza strip

  34. 34
    Strap On Sally says:

    Seems like a nice boy.

  35. 35

    Maybe not the best omen for European security:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  36. 36
    The Growler says:

    That guy in the middle of that picture of Spandau Ballet looks remarkably like Gideon, are they in some way related? Is that guy bending over something Eric Pickles?

  37. 37
    I agree says:

    Eton Boy wannabe politician party.
    Yep the guy bending down is definitely sucking cock

  38. 38
    Russian Barista says:

    If you want an espresso it will cost you a BUK.

  39. 39
    Jimmy Davidsonsonson says:

    Is that true? Fucking D’harb bastrads. Time for a spot of dog shit in burning newspapers round Clarence Road tonight I think. Gotta shop these little wallahs who’s fucking boss. I don’t care if they run all the heroin and prostitutes in London for the Met police, it is time something was done.

  40. 40
    Jimmy Davidsonsonson says:

    Bingo, lets get some lighter fluid and matches and hopefully we can wipe out a load of middle class hipster scum kids too. fucking bonus!

  41. 41
    Jasmine Alibhai Diarrhea says:

    It is a digrace that the evil tories have not provided sufficient houses for the immigrant communities of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, west Africa, east Africa, and Sub Saharan Africa!!

    When we are elected next May we shall set about building on all the disgusting English countryside with relish

    i hate fascist tories

  42. 42
    The Growler says:

    I probably won’t be here in 10 years, so I am not bothered

  43. 43
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Can you get a coffin?.

  44. 44
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  46. 46
    Caligula says:

    Wow! Next they’ll be revealing that the Chancellor used to shit his nappy when he was a baby.

  47. 47
    Jack Russell says:

    It IS him. Ever heard of photoshop? ;) Guido should of added the white cloud from his Tom Baldwin pic.

  48. 48
    Jack Russell says:

    Or that Gordon Brown used to sh!t his nappy when he was a chancellor.

  49. 49

    Or that Cable shit himself when he heard Fallon coming down the corridor.

  50. 50
    Jesus says:

    You really have the best job in the world. You are obviously not a serving soldier and you don’t live in any of the countries that will end up looking like Gaza within about a week of it all kicking off. I wish Israel would pay me to be a warmongering propagandist the way the CIA pays you. Any chance you can put a word in for me?

  51. 51
    MacGuffin says:

    I thought a whore would decorate a bit more.

  52. 52
    Caligula says:

    I was watching a TV documentary about a department store the other day and that Cable bloke was in it but they kept calling him young Mr Grace.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Must be really a slow news day. Guido smearing politician again publishing a wh*re’s old pics.

  54. 54
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    has anyone had a go at parsing Natalie Rowe’s “sentence” accopanying that picture? It best resembles a randomly selected string of words and I have no idea what she is talking about.

    Have to say that if she hasn’t got any better pictures than the ones she has released so far, she’s not going to make the fortune she is no doubt envisaging. Posting a few pictures of a young man looking a bit of a twat and adding barely coherent comments about an unseen “guy” snorting a “line” doth not a marketable scandal make. She should be consulting someone like Max Cliiford about presentation.

    Except, ah, hang on…

  55. 55

    Do you *ever* say anything in plain English? I mean really, really just talk as others do?

  56. 56

    Or that all these people shat themselves in situations where the circumstances of those situations would be at variance to the norm or the expected and the arising conflict in the viewer or the imaginer would produce a reaction of amusement. I think that covers it.

  57. 57
    Cynic says:

    Leave her alone. She was working hard to support herself and her coke habit

  58. 58
    Cynic says:

    Speak for yourself. Personally I have stopped the drink and drugs but the women….ah the women …..

  59. 59
    Cynic says:

    Try that in Delhi or Kashmir and see what happens

  60. 60
    Cynic says:

    OK Son

  61. 61
    Boris says:

    I have more than a parsing interest in La Bella Natalia, L’Abbotopotamus du Londres de L’Est

  62. 62
    Hadley. A. Esq says:

    Every opportunity, I get airbrushed out. I am going to have to go through them barricades again.

  63. 63

    That photo is from Kashmir.

    Delhi – it would set off some fireworks.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64

    Surely it would be a British High Commission !!!

    Was not the enclave that is now The Peoples Democratic Caliphate of Tower Hamlets ( nee ‘ Bethnal Green) Jamahariya once a British Protectorate prior to Independence?

    ( back in the days of Rorke s Drift as memory serves)

  65. 65
    Hear All See All says:

    Not an easy read, but I think my reaction is hugely positive.
    Hurrah

  66. 66

    No . Is it the Muslim version of a swastika?

  67. 67
    Thomas The Tanked Engine says:

    Jesus Fucking H Christ. I just took a look at your shit blog (those will be the hits from Japan when you check your little stats). I mean there are some on here who often try to tag onto Mr Guido’s coattails by plugging their shit blogs hoping that they too can one day roam around Dublin and London pushing the elite agenda for a few blood stained pieces of gold.
    Your blog really does take some beating for deluded pointless inane ill informed shite though. The ramblings of a sad tosser that no one listens to. Just give it up you fucking tosser, no one is ever going to call and ask you to be on the Sky newspaper review, there won’t be a book deal or a column in the Express. Delete the fucking mess and enjoy your sad life in Worcestershire.

  68. 68
    Thomas The Tanked Engine says:

    Jesus Fucking H Christ. I just took a look at your shit blog. There are some on here who often try to tag onto Mr Guido’s coattails by plugging their shit blogs hoping that they too can one day roam around Dublin and London pushing the elite agenda for a few blood stained pieces of gold.
    Your blog really does take some beating for deluded pointless inane ill informed shite though. The ramblings of a sad tosser that no one listens to. Just give it up you fucking tosser, no one is ever going to call and ask you to be on the Sky newspaper review, there won’t be a book deal or a column in the Express. Delete the fucking mess and enjoy your sad life in Worcestershire.

  69. 69
    Jack Ketch says:

    Remember the ’60s? There was a big programme to take all of the scum out of the East End and dump them in Harlow, Basildon and Milton Keynes. Perhaps a similar exercise could take place with the destination being Mogadishu, Dacca, Islamabad and that rather useful bit of mudflats past Southend.

  70. 70
    cured lefty says:

    spoken like a true arsehole.

  71. 71
    Brown's parasitical skidmarks says:

    So the silly cow cannot use her fanny to earn her living because it is size of the Mersey tunnel, so she has to resort to crap photos to stitch up and blackmail a politician. The silly cow is fooling no one except those who wish to be fooled.

    I live in Edinburgh and every second person I pass is doing drugs. Is that my fault? I believe that people should sort themselves out and move on with their lives. Good for them if they achieve it.

    This Brown skidmark is obviously living in the past and doing her level best to destroy someone’s career for her leeching immoral ends. She is a skanking disgrace. Move On Rowe. No one is interested in the opinions of sad “twat for sale” with NO self respect.

    Time for the leeching Hunt to fuck off and do one and earn a living through moral means instead of bullshitting the public into buying her trashy worthless book. Those us who see this leeching parasite for what she is are NOT
    buying it.

    Time for the desperate cow to get counselling and MOVE ON! Time for Rowe to sort herself out. She is pathetic.

    Saddo!

  72. 72
    Tatton Tat says:

    Natalie Rowe agrees with you that Gideon should have been well hung. But he wasn’t, was he, Nat?

  73. 73
    Why Tliner says:

    “No one is interested in the opinions of sad “twat for sale” with NO self respect.”

    So why then do you keep burdening us with your outpourings? At least Nat Rowe is a member of an honest trade. She also knows people who covered Gidders’ backside many years before you tried to do it for the first time.

  74. 74
    Sue Denim says:

    So you quite liked it then?

  75. 75
    Netflix Cancelled says:

    That looks like a nasty Toshiba TV (they were always sh*t) in the corner…


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