July 31st, 2014

Bye Bye Blue Boar: Intercontinental OUT of Westminster


After opening with much fanfare in late 2012, the Intercontinental Hotel in Westminster attempted to establish itself as the place to be for politcos. After some initial success it’s now full of lobbyists eating overpriced food and looking over their shoulder in case someone interesting passes through, which is a rarity these days. Well, Guido hears the Intercontinental group have had enough and are throwing in the towel…

Hilton will be taking over the running of things, and the plan is that it will become a Conrad branded venture. Guido’s advice would be sort out the Blue Boar. It’s dark, soul-less and the food is not up scratch for that price. The wine list is expensive and so dull, and the service has become sloppy. Lighten it all up a bit; gut the entire bar and restaurant and then start again. Aim a little lower in price and who knows… it might work. All change at the end of August. See ya.


  1. 1
    The Gravy Train says:

    It ISN”T Expensive enough.


    • 4
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      Not expensive? Wait until I become chancellor, the spending spree I have in mind for the state will make your eyes water!

      Counting the days until the next election… eleventeen to go, isn’t it?


      • 7
        Scampi Flaps says:

        Why not change it to fit in with what the rest of London has become? Make it a bookies, a Poundland and a dirty fucking fried chicken shop where the “imported” staff can run a number of profitable side lines in ecstasy tabs and finger fucking the local working class schoolgirls.


    • 8
      Tory Bare! says:

      They used to do a decent Steak in the early days – sad to say goodbye so soon…


    • 12
      The Establishment Rules OK says:

      ‘Blue Boar’ is an anagram of ‘ebola rub’.


    • 18
      Cathy Doris Newman says:



    • 38
      dai troughing says:

      ‘the place to be for politicos’ – you claim the hotel’s owners claimed

      certainly they should not be in parliament


  2. 2
    concrete pump says:

    Guido wants to turn it into a Wetherspoons.


  3. 3
    Will says:

    The problem with these places round the Westminster village is that it is mostly expense accounts or politicians or civil servants claiming expenses so no real incentive to change things quickly if it goes wrong or improve


  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Ideal for conversion to small simple one person flats for MP’s to use as their second homes..
    Think of the money we,d save.


    • 68

      Didn t we already have Artillery Mansions for that ?

      Patrntly didn t work so why should this ? .

      They want their OWN second house so they can flip !!!


  5. 6
    Willy Hague says:

    It is so expensive I often room share.


    • 33
      M Oaten says:

      Nothing wrong with that Willy, considering the price of rent boys and coffee tables these days one must cut ones cloth accordingly. Speaking of cloth one of the boys is touching again… I must dash, see you on the other side.


  6. 9

    Fillet peppersteak with croquets here for under £12! Beautiful meat too – really tasty – no gristle at all!

    Litre of wine £4.

    I would not go to any of these places round Westminster now. They don’t know what quality is but, by gum they do know how to charge for the lack of it!

    Vote UKIP :-D


  7. 10
    David Cameron says:

    The Blue Bore !!

    Which one?


  8. 13
    bergen says:

    I think the bar should be handed over to this blog’s regular poster “Yvonne from the Colliers Arms, Clydach”.


  9. 15

    On your Marx…

    Vote UKIP :-D


  10. 16
    Pon Snow says:


  11. 27
    albacore says:

    What, even with Parliament’s unbounded expenses
    And gourmand’s appetite to satisfy its senses
    An hotel, these days, can’t make a hell of a packet
    Catering to the whims of the Westminster racket?


  12. 28
    Michael Doucher says:


    • 34

      Ed Milliband’s inner-circle is crap!

      Vote UKIP :-D


    • 39
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Didn’t Dugher swan off to Israel earlier this year – one wonders what for and what kind of training that the Marxist 5hit went to Marxistland for?


      • 41
        concrete pump says:

        Israel is Marxist is it..?


        • 48
          Blowing Chunks says:

          Speak in riddles, I do.

          Bollox talk I do.


        • 50
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Those kibbutz’s serve a dual purpose don’t you know?


        • 62

          B’en-G’urion who founded the state was very much influenced by L’enin and apart from heading the W’orld Z’ionist O’rganization, became !srael’s first P’rime M’inister in 1949 after the 1948 A’rab-!sraeli war.

          G’urion was a member of the center left M’apai party, which later became !srael’s L’abor party.

          The philosophy of L’abor-Z’ionism is what !srael was founded on and remain strong politically in the State to date.

          One should understand that Z’ionism is primarily a n’ationalist ideology so one can conclude that N’ational S’ocialist thought influences !sraeli political thinking, but it is very important to not make the crass association of that with the lunacy that was adopted by the NSDAP.

          So, there is some M’arx in there, but much more L’enin. Today is different in practice, but the influences from the founding days are still strong. The N’ationalist element is clearly still visible, but under B’ibi the politics are further to the right than normal.

          Vote UKIP :-D


          • concrete pump says:

            Talking about the ‘is’ not ‘was’.


          • Same here. The point is that the left influences are very much still present and strong today as they were at the founding.

            So despite the current government and image there is still a strong left influence in the politics, institutions and academic circles of !srael to this day – which is counter-intuitive given B’ibi’s premiership.

            Among !srael’s younger generation this is important. Many of them are caught between the n’ationalist urge to react, and the strong demand for peace opposite to what their government is doing in order to protect them.

            The recent events will have a bigger effect on !srael than many realize in the medium term, and those effects should be positive.

            Vote UKIP :-D


    • 60
      Pookie Snackumberger says:

      Here’s a bit from of the bumbling class war oaf’s Wikie biog “Dobson has been criticised for hypocrisy for saying he was against Post Office closures, then voting for them in Parliament.[5]

      In the expenses scandal, he strongly supported the Speaker of the House in his attempts to block exposure of expenses – arguing he was merely being scapegoated (for instance on Radio 4, 10am, 16 May 2009). He also supported the Speaker in allowing a warrant-less search of the offices of a member of parliament, Damian Green.[6]”

      This, may I remind everyone is another labour grammer school boy, who has a pile in Yorkshire yet lives in a coundil flat while taking a six figure wage from the hard working tax payers.

      The man is labour scum through and through.


  13. 40
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Ebola and Bubonic Plauge coming to Guy News Room.


  14. 44


    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 46
      Paniagua says:

      To be fair any agency can (and would) fake EXIF data.

      Who do you trust?


      • 51

        Instagram pulls the data from the device, not from the EXIF on the photo.

        One perhaps should compare the EXIF against what Instagram claims.

        The is the kind of OpSec mistake which can easily slip through the net – one should perhaps be looking more closely at the guy involved as it seems to be a one off.

        All it takes is the security settings to be set not quite right and you’re outed.

        Trust the report on this, but they may have had a nudge in the right direction. ;-)

        Vote UKIP :-D


  15. 49
    Jon Snow, Channel 4 News says:

    The Blue Boar Smokehouse and Bar and the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) both cruelly illustrate the dangers of neoliberal Western hyper-capitalism run rampant.


  16. 53
    Guido says:

    One simply can’t find the staff these days. They are such frightful little oiks at the Blue Boar and most of them foreign, so that one has to bellow at them to be understood. The last time I dined there, the vichyssoise was absolutely stone cold and the beef was practically raw. Can’t even get a decent claret under twenty quid. Country’s going to dogs and then the damned impertinent fellow wanted a tip!


    • 56
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      You could probably get into the judges’ dining quarters at the RCJ – as for the plebs eating quarters … filthy and overpriced.


    • 58
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Could change the name to The Blue Bore.


  17. 55
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Theresa May in a pickle about the Butler-Sloss in/out appointment …

    Does she answer her post ever unless of course …?


  18. 59
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, what do you expect from a service area on the M1?


  19. 61

    I’m going to have a 99-year nap now, so that I can read the report of the Chillcot Whitewash when I awake, possibly.


  20. 63

    Finally some reality based analysis on !srael-P’alestine: (m’od b’ot permitting)


    Essentially points out the folly of assuming that military power alone can effect lasting change. C’lausewitz for one would perhaps be marking both sides an F at present.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  21. 65

    How to lose friends, and make people nervous about their flight…

    If only the D’aily M’ail did a periodical also.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  22. 72
    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    I hope weatherspoons buys it


  23. 76
    Francis says:

    Work opposite in Tothill Street. The Blue Boar’s not very good, I agree. I guess I’m not the target market but it really has nothing to offer that other places in the area don’t do better.


  24. 77
    Great Expectations says:

    Tonight I will not be dining at the Blue Boar, I will be dining with a lady.


  25. 78

    Good riddance. Its a horrible place


  26. 79
    SS says:

    Had a nice night there with
    Jeremy Hunt,
    DR Gorgeous,
    Sarah Wolaston,
    + some others,
    Chinese woman said she no marry a Chinaman, me marry a western man, Chinaman have small Dick , not like you, you marry me, me love you long time.
    That is how the conversation went.
    Great B.J.


  27. 84
    The Laughing Halibut says:

    Forget the poncy Intercontinental and head down Strutton Ground for a sit-down fish supper and a cuppa tea for under a tenner.


  28. 85
    Mr Polski says:

    Don’t waste your dosh at the Intercontinental Westminster. Apart from the scumbag clientele, the one in Warsaw is fabulous and weekend B&B can be £60 or so on Trivago with a harpist playing at breakfast. Your money goes very far in Poland, which explains why most of the inhabitants are over here.


  29. 86
    Robbo says:

    From inside the Beltway


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