July 30th, 2014

McPoison and McPangloss


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  1. 1
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Still wearing the same black suit & white shirt.

    Waiter!

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      Norm Normal says:

      Angling for jobs eh lads?

      Anyone else catch that? “Bring back Mandelson”. Which means, bring back us too and bring back new labour!

      Cathy does get rather moist hobnobbing with the senior lefties doesn’t she?

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      The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

      “Can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs. Can’t do politics without breaking legs”

      Here we see labour’s plan. Be as dirty and brutal as possible and blame the other side. Lies, smears and attack politics at its worst.

      Of course UKIP felt the full weight of labour’s blatant lies and dirty politics in the EU election campaign, where labour and the tories appeared to hold a truce with each other and only attack UKIP.

      Over the next 9 months, we MIGHT just see the gloves come off between labour and tory and see how vile they both can be, how much they will both lie and cheat to be able to implement the EU’s corporatist agenda in the UK. They are not fighting for you, to help you, to make this a better country for you. They are fighting to be in the position to shaft you in the same ways.

      UKIP are unique amongst the mainstream, insofar as they want to serve the British people for the benefit of the British people. Unlike the other three, they have not failed the British people. LibLabCon have all had five years in which they each “had a bit of a go” at running this country, out of the last 10. ALL of them have failed us. On the economy where debts have exploded, on healthcare, where thousands were left to die in their own shit, and waiting lists have extended. On immigration, where Nett immigration has stayed in the hundreds of thousands. On foreign policy, with the world becoming more and more dangerous, and the UK government consistently taking the wrong sides and becoming more and more irrelevent internationally as each year passes.

      All three parliamentary parties have utterly failed us in the same ways. How on earth can any sane person even remotely consider rewarding their failure with our votes?

      Vote UKIP and save our country.

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        Mycroft says:

        Right on the money Est!.

        Look at the video, take in the desire to assert power and to ‘control the agenda’, not deal with problems and issues.

        Not a single word on that just the smear and taint of manipulation… those two vile bodies don’t have a f’cking clue, dead-beat dinosaurs there is not a single newspaper in this Country that has credibility and honesty.

        The two jerk-offs in the video act and sound as if we actually believe what is in the papers still, no-one does, they are comics and comics need script-writers and these two think that by getting the papers to follow their lead we’ll fall for their bolleaux.

        The BBC is discredited, the papers are no better than 1930s Marvel comic and you can spot paid shills after just 3 posts on any blog.

        Each of them is as worthless as the other, they’d do no better than the w’nkers already in place in any mainstream party.

        The electorate is fully aware of the bullsh’t brigade and their antics.

        In the time of these dead-beats you could take a total Egotist like Blair and make him appear like a Messiah, in these days Blair would be torn to f’cking shreds on the net, the same applies to the bampot Brown he felt the results of just a few days of scrutiny and he was hated and in the 4 years since we’ve all become wiser to the ‘game’ the dead-beats promote.

        2014-> Fact… Political Parties have to have a ‘real’ person in charge, as figure head, a ‘straight-forward’ guy, you have to START there and then PERHAPS you can make the best of him, but if you start with Spaccer-Ed and Spaz-Cam the Crip-Clegg, you’re f’cked.

        That is why I enjoy watching the dipsticks in the video, they are still listened to and joy upon joy they only ‘do down’ the very people they ‘wish’ to help.

        Give them more air-time, they do us at UKIP more good than they can even understand, they are that far out of touch!

        Vote UKIP.

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      E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

      So, McBride wants to return to the days of lunatic, nasty, brutal bullying, lying, warmongering, throwing money away, inventing disgusting smears and all round moral decrepitude.

      I thought when I read his disgusting book that he was probably on the evil side of lunatic. I now think it would be a good thing if we all club together and buy him enough alcohol to drink himself to death in short order.

      Anybody who has any time for the idiot Brown wants a seeing to with a barbed wire wrapped 2 by 2.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The truly vile Cathy Newman handed out verbal blow jobs to both of them, as you’d expect.

    What gets me is old Ed Scrotum is back on the TV denying that Labour caused the mess we’re in right now.

    He’s peddling the old 50p tax rate again, if it is such a good idea why didn’t Labour bother with it until 3 weeks before the general election?

    Why didn’t Labour raise it AFTER the financial crash in 2008?

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      Make your mind up: did Labour cause the 2008 financial crash – the one in Europe and the US?

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        The British media are cunts says:

        Yes because most of the sub prime loans from the USA went through London as there was far less regulation of the city thanks to Brown and Balls.

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        The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

        How come from 1997 until Summer 2008, Gordon Brown was the “Iron Chancellor”, with an incredible, almost super human grasp if the minutae of the economic system, who constantly tinkered with every part of the economy, who made the Bank of England independent and created the FSA to oversee banking, who created the longest and most complex tax-code in the world, and created the regulatory system that our Banks (who were central players in the global sub-prime system) operated under, who had the unqualified bankers, (at the heart of the crash), knighted? How come he was so amazing and busy moulding all parts of our economy, and through the City of London, effecting the global economy in an amazingly adept way up until August 2008….. Then suddenly when it all went pear shaped, it was NOTHING to do with labour???

        Apparently, he had been sat on his hands for 11 years, doing nothing at all to change Thatcher’s “big bang” system which was to blame….

        BS! Brown was every bit as much to blame for that crash as were the bankers.

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          There are two ways of printing money or qualitative easing as it has become known as. You can do it like old Labour did, through the Central Bank (BoE) or you can pump it out through the peripheral Public Banking system, which is how Gordon did it. As another device to multiply money supply, there was the Derivatives’ market where large quantities of mostly worthless mortgaga backed securities were traded for escalating profit. And then there was the PFI initiative, where massive amounts of public spending, off – balance sheet poured into the economy backed by long-term (30 years) debt at inflation+ returns, most of which have gone into foreign lenders’s hands.
          Brown and Balls grew the system, disabled the scrutiny system and let it rip. We have deepening debt for the next 25 years that is busting our NHS, Teaching, police etc everyone will pay army money for PFI debts for the entire working generation to come. Brown should be given the American De Luxe Death Sentence guaranteed to take at least 2 hours and the Balls and his Mate Miliband who was a Treasury Minister at the time.

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          • The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

            Correct. labour not only spent massively more than they generated whilst they were in office, they abused the money system to spend more than we can generate for at least a decade after they were finally booted out of office.

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          Mycroft says:

          Some of us called him The Tinkerer from 1998 when he starting fiddling with the proper mechanicals of both Banking and Taxation, he fiddled with the little checks and balances and set the entire mechanism into a bubble-machine.

          He was aided and abetted in this by Mandleson, who holds a firm belief that he has a ‘right’ (through familial ancestry) to act as an eminence grise.

          Blair and Brown were incendiary politicians waiting to go off and that vile Mandleson leper provided ignition.

          Look around, this mess we’re in is the result of that unholy trinity.

          …and yet… and yet… the filthy creeps that gloss and polished this triple political turd show no shame, no guilt and no remorse.

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  3. 3
    Winston says:

    A Labour councillor convicted of firearms offences earlier this year has been paid over £5,500 in allowances despite attending just 2 meetings this year out of an expected 14.

    From the Leicester Mercury. If he was UKIP, it would be in the MSM and Guido would blog it.

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      The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

      Labour and the tories and the entire mainstream media would be howling it from the rooftops.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Gaza has a population of nearly 2,000,000 and so far Isreal has killed about 1000 of them. Did they learn nothing from Hitler? He would have cleansed ten times that by now.

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      Norm Normal says:

      Iran’s Ayahtolla Khamenei called it genocide.

      Strange as his nation’s armed forces and funding have helped to kill 130,000 Syrians.

      Perhaps a nomination for a joint Darwin award is fitting?

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Fool! There’s no such place as Iran! It’s just a ziochump psy-op to dupe the masses. I know because I have bin bags full of proof. Literally, my bedsit is rammed full of bin bags. Sometimes Israel tries to spy on my using micro drones disguised as flies, but I’m way to clever to fall for it.

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          The two Muppets says:

          “Eee Yep ” You sound like a total spaz . Have you stopped
          taking your tablets again ?
          When will you get it through your head ,that if Hamas stops
          firing rockets and missiles into Israel, then Israel will not retaliate .

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    • 29
      Anonymous says:

      As you love Gaza so much, just fuck off (and die) there.

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      EeeYep Blowing Whistles says:

      Jesus wants me for a sun beam,
      To shine for him each daaaay,
      A suuun beam!
      A suuuuuuun beam!
      Jesus wants me for a sun beam.

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        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Oops, no wait, I just got an email from Jesus. He sais He has all the sunbeams he needs. He now just wants me for a footstool. He also called me a ‘gootz’ whatever that means.

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    It's the way I don't tell em says:

    The slime versus the slime, don’t want to know about these people and Liebour who sunk so low to employ them.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Punditry”
    Lights must be burning late in Conservative Central, while dwindling unaddressed power provision permits. Following the recent inconvenient spectacle of a written-off Ed, stumbling across his potential ethos epiphany (real democracy for the people, or at least substitution of the correct term for what they really have). One can almost hear cries of, “The public are far too stupid, to be allowed any direct influence over those policies that directly affect their lives. Although mercifully they’ve always been dumb enough to repeatedly vote for misrule in a republic, whilst unconsciously voting down democracy. But how are we going to disavow plebiscite-less plebs of their unalienable right to self-governance, without actually intimating that they’re as gormless as our propaganda machine has made Ed appear?”
    “Sadly you’re right! We can’t just print our way out of this problem, using the power of the press. Dealing with institutionalised banking malfeasance seemed easy. Just mortgage the nation’s future finances with funny money quantitative easing. But now look where disseminating cartoon caricatures in place of reality has taken us”.

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    These two geezers really think they are the sats whiskers. So convinced that they fit into to-days political enviroment. S’game ennit?

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      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

      Yes indeed. Speaking of games, the faux-Tory party’s Supreme Imbecile enjoys making speeches about how he’s going to clamp down on parasitic EU migrants who claim benefits in the UK, then the Supreme Imbecile waits to see how long it takes for the EU to shoot his idea to pieces.

      Presumably if the speech or article hasn’t been shot to bits after 24 hours, the Supreme Imbecile will crack open a bottle of Bollinger to celebrate. But not this time; the Supreme Imbecile’s article appeared yesterday, this morning’s papers reveal (surprise surprise) “[Supreme Imbecile] David Cameron’s migrant benefits crackdown to be investigated by European Commission”.

      Better luck next time, Dave!

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  8. 10

    What a vile bunch. Like most of the political class

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    If Miliband really wants to lose the election then bring McTernan in – what a track record: adviser to Harman, 1997-98: she was sacked; ran Scottish Parliament election campaign for Labour 2007: Labour wiped out; communications director for Australian PM Gillard: she lost the party leadership.

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      Have to agree with you here. His failure to come up with five points shows just how unprepared he was.

      TBH, many are like that from LibLabCon. Sheer parasites!

      Vote UKIP :-D (Yes, even you! :-) )

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  10. 12

    …need to prepared for the other side being dirty…

    McPoison had the edge there I think but what an awful threesome! Cathy’s legs, even more corkscrewed than usual, were positively heaving at the top end and she might just have actually got there.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    BBC 24hr Rolling Bollocks says:

    It’s like two bald men fighting over a comb except neither are bald and Ed isn’t as useful as a comb.

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      The British media are cunts says:

      Yet he only needs 34-35% of the vote to be PM. That is the base Labour vote and if you add in the 40 free seats in Scotland he’s home and dry, even that rubber faced mong.

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        The two Muppets says:

        Only with the help of Milibands usefull idiots UKIP .

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          Cardinal Biggles says:

          Vote UKIP
          :D :D :D

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          The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

          Miliband’s useful idiots all vote labour. Why attack people who hate labour and refuse to vote labour? Voting for UKIP means voting for UKIP’s policies, not labour’s or the tory’s. There is no other way to save this country from the British hating labour and British hating Tory party than to vote UKIP. Labour and tory alike have been committing treason on this land for over 40 years now.

          Clearly he tories would be happier with a labour government than a UKIP one or even a tory/UKIP one.

          Saying vote UKIP get Miliband leaves me feeling like I am having to choose between getting liver cancer or lung cancer.

          I do not want any more of the political disease that has been killing this nation for 40 years under both parties. I am voting for the cure! I am voting UKIP!

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          • swivel eyed slut says:

            Hear hear well said. Sick to death of hearing vote UKIP get labour. People need to man up and vote for who they feel is speaking for them ie UKIP. As for bringing Mandelson back god help us. They will be suggesting Tone is brought back next.

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    Wild Oscar says:

    The unspeakable discussing the inedible.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I must say watching two men fight over me is kind of sexy.

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  14. 18
    Chris Bryant says:

    If it’s a steaming pile of packed fudge you want look no further than my arse.

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    M says:

    Are those 2 the new script writers for the “thick of it” ?

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    I thought McPoison came over quite well for a 7 minute interview.

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    If you Google Images for Cathy Newman, guess what colour outfit she is most pictured wearing?

    On the rare occasions she wears a mid-range blue, she looks most uncomfortable.

    I wouldn’t, not with yours on the end of a stick.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Keitho says:

    Dude believes that man made global warming is real and we mustn’t burn stuff yet he flies 3500 miles to be photographed gawping at the most useless American president in a hundred years.

    But he is genuine, smart and not a useless hypocrite?

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    Twampersand mk II says:

    McBride looks like he’s going to explode. His big, red, bulbous beetroot face and flabby neck bursting out of his shirt so much he even button the collar, let alone wear a tie.

    He’s a fat bastard whose opinion can only be counted upon to be the exact opposite of everything right, good and sensible.

    The other mong looks a bit like those blokes you see in shit pubs, drinking half a bitter for 2 hours, desperate to talk to someone, the faint scent of piss about them.

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    Graham Swift says:

    McTiernan is another pontificating arsehole.Can’t he get it into his head that people have no time for the likes of Miliband. None of these clowns has ever had a real job in the real world. They utter a load of bullocks picked up in lectures for simpletons in their crap PRE degree courses at Oxford or Cambridge. Hardly qualifies them for stacking shelves in Sainsburys. A MP should be 40 minimum and have had a real job , not like the kindergarten morons we have now.

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    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Bunch of cnuts the lot of them. Would not know the truth if bit their malignant lying arses. Liebor scum through and through.

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