July 28th, 2014

UKIP Steal Council Seat In Miliband’s Doncaster on 20% Swing

Guido would call Doncaster Miliband’s ‘backyard’, but given the Labour leader barely spends any time there, he will stick with ‘Ed’s constituency’. Either way UKIP are in the ascendency in Ed’s constituency, as proved by Thursday’s stunning Doncaster Metropolitan Borough Council by-election that saw a 20.5% swing away from Labour in Edenthorpe.

UKIP took 41% of the vote to Labour’s 38%.

Suddenly Farage’s plan to hold UKIP conference in the area does not look so brazen…


  1. 1
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Vote UKIP by eck :)

  2. 2
    FrankFisher says:

    Bit slow on this Guido, we’ve been whooping since Thursday night.

  3. 3
    Ed Miliband says:

    This is excellent news as my handlers tell me this will win me the keys to number 10.

  4. 4
    Mycroft says:

    Spaccer-ed may just be out on his ear, a just fate for the hopeless one.

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:

    Where’s Doncaster?

  6. 6
    Birmingham Education Department. says:

    UKIP will be the first put to the sword.

  7. 7
    Nick Clegg says:

    Thank fuck Sheffield Hallam is as safe as houses.

  8. 8
    Wallace says:

    Its the wrong party Gromit!

  9. 9

    He’s been busy with other international stories.

    The D’oncaster result is phenomenal testament as to where the second surge in support is coming from.

    Was not a Steal. It was an outright royal win delivered by the people.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  10. 10
    Len McCluskey says:

    Message to scab teams…

    Mobilise in Doncaster and show the electorate who is the boss.

  11. 11
    Returning Officer says:

    WTF happened to the Postal Votes??

  12. 12
    rothpol says:

    Reblogged this on Rotherham Politics and commented:
    The virus of dissent reaches Ed Miliband!

  13. 13

    R’ussia’s response to EU Sanctions threat:

    Either panic or indication that they are switching to a wartime economy.

    But they had increased military expenditures for this year in any case so this may not really be new news, or sign of panic etc. etc. etc.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mycroft says:

    Emulating ‘Private Eye’ perhaps… :)

    O-O always crows about their slow moves…

    It has been great news though, so we can be ‘charitable’ if the game is leaving them far behind, we’ve wrong-footed the media repeatedly.

    Even the dainty, deft and quick-stepping O-O hasn’t clue how to deal with UKIP.

    That can only be good news and cheers me up repeatedly.

    Too busy mithering over wife-beating and god-time girls… no offence O-O.

  15. 15
    Fishy says:

    News? But you’re not interested in British news.

  16. 16
    Guido's loyal audience says:

    Thanks for the hat tip, we will be right over to pour scorn all over your blog.

  17. 17
    Ee by gum says:

    Not a great surprise. Labour have taken places such as Doncaster for granted, you only have to look at the southern metropolitan elites that have been parachuted in to what they see as “safe seats”
    You can count on one hand the number of Labour MP’s who are from the Yorkshire communities they represent.
    Donny also elected an English democrat as Mayor not so long ago and he only narrowly missed out on re-election

  18. 18
    Ed Miliband says:


    Is Doncaster in the UK?

  19. 19
    Cynic says:

    “Gott in HImmell …..I see Faraqge’s Panzer on ze edge of ze constituency

  20. 20
    Labour Elite 666th Parachute Division. says:


  21. 21
    Labour are finished says:

    Ed’s pro european stance aint winning him any friends.

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    Will says:

    In order to combat postal voting the electoral commission is currently writing to all voters to register and validate thier regisration. It will be interesting to see how many voters fail to register or disappear off the register. It will be one to keep an eye on guido as certain areas could see a decline in voters especially as you have to submit personal information to reregister

  23. 23
    TheOldCodger says:

    Don’t you have to be an MP to be PM. At this rate Militwit won’t even hold his own seat! Maybe not – but always good to be optimistic

  24. 24
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Before he was parachuted into this safe Labour stronghold I doubt if Milipede knew where on earth Doncaster was….apart from somewhere north of Watford.
    Why do Doncastrians stand for it? I supposed the answer is in the Donkey bit.

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    Only after a concerted non cooperation and smear campaign from the laboutites who have brought my home town to its knees.
    Ed Millibad wouldn’t know Doncaster if he tripped over it in the street.
    People who represent political constituencies shoud either qualify by birth or minimum residency.
    Millibad has as much in common with the typical Doncastrian as I have with a typical Primrose Hill dwelling member of the Lab elite con merchants.
    Stay in North London you bunch of monkeys

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    Davey "tuff guy" Roughly says:

    Vote tory you slags, or you’ll get a slap.

  27. 27
    DK says:

    “Grommit, isn’t Doncaster in Wensleydale?”

  28. 28
    tory bellend says:

    vote ukip get ukip

    oh …

  29. 29
    Duty Pędant - Headline Division says:

    Steal ?

    Really, wasn’t a legal election then?

    Please spend less time wænking over Ruffley and more on checking what the intern makes up.

  30. 30
    Vanishing Cream says:

    How odd! The next post up was about a certain ex- Daily Mirror editor whose name rhymes with ears. Seems to have been removed, Must the his lawyers on the ball today.

  31. 31
    Peter O'Phile says:

    Ed will get me a nice job in the Lords to take the heat off me. Leon’s had it though.

  32. 32
    Joyce Thacker says:

    I am going to have my work cut out in Doncaster, may need help.

  33. 33
    Apthorpe says:

    Agree excellent news!
    There is a lot of comment here about how a vote for UKIP will give Ed the keys to no.10. Not sure that this is true (only the vote on the day will prove this), but surely anyone who visits this blog on a regular basis must believe that to continue voting for a party just because it is marginally less offensive than the alternative is no healthy way for a democracy to work? UKIP have the chance to change British politics for a generation, indeed this may be the last chance to do so. Not to vote for your convictions now will be to lose the chance to do so in the future.
    Vote UKIP

  34. 34
    Milimarx says:

    Doncaster – is that near North Islington?

  35. 35
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Interesting, I’ve been wondering what all those recent TV ads have been all about.

  36. 36
    The Lone Ranger says:

    It’ll be a fucking surprise to Labour, though. They think UKIP take votes only from the Tories. Vote UKIP :)

  37. 37
    Caption Comp says:

    There goes my career, over there, see?

  38. 38
    Fishy says:

    If Ms Clinton’s comments are anything to go by (Putin is arrogant, tough, insecure, charming (and no doubt lacking remorse)), we are dealing with another dangerous psychopath.

  39. 39
    Twathead says:

    ….”Fate,destiny,the movement of the planets,previous actions, ozone and sunspots, are all at play, reversing the fortunes of the confident elites”…..
    …..”Can you feel it?”

  40. 40
    Achtung Spitfire! says:

    Hände hoch.

  41. 41
    David Cameron says:

    It’s that place that’s full of oiks. You know where we will frack and frack until the ground swallows it up.

    pip pip

  42. 42
    JIMMY says:





  43. 43
    Tory in a quandary says:

    Vote UKIP get Labour, …. err get Tory, …..err get Lib Dem. Oh I don’t fecking know.

  44. 44
    Diana Abbott says:

    Ed MP for Doncastershire or ting where dem hobbits live.

  45. 45
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny this story doesn’t seem to be interesting the BBC, I wonder why? Too busy wanking on about disabled ‘afletees’ no doubt.

  46. 46
    Maqboul the fool says:

    He was hoping that CMD had won it.

  47. 47
    everyone who has ever connected to the fucking internet says:

    turn your fucking caps off, dickhead

  48. 48
    Village Idiot says:

    ….I think the rude rhetoric toward Russia from “The West”,is tantamount to psychopathic ,dangerous and foolish behaviour!

  49. 49

    He who snoozes, looses – The Real Mr Fawkes.

  50. 50
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    As if his decadent economy is so agile.

  51. 51
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Plenty of fleas on CMD.

  52. 52
    Have Cigar says:

    Hillary Clinton is a very good judge when it comes to men

  53. 53
    England is becummin a fers world cess-pit, innit says:

    So? UKIP is MarxistLabour’s proxy party

    White blue collar English people are being conned into voting for UKIP, as they know theyve been betrayed by Labour itself

  54. 54
    Tuffley Ruffley says:

    Oi, leave him alone, or you’ll get a slap.

    I’ll slap anyone, me.

  55. 55
    The Avenging Angel of slow Death says:

    Oh the BBC is too busy trying to force the Government to establish a head for the investigation into pedophiles in Parliament – except for the living ones of course……

    Here are 63 reasons why they should.


  56. 56
    Stick your netiquette. Up your hole, wanker says:

    Why…it’s .fucking easier to read.
    Stop being a prick.

  57. 57
    Eid Miliband says:

    This is ow t’japanese politicians apologise when caught stealing

    See you all down t’miners club Sunday t; full croissant and orange juice breakfast an strip show
    by ‘eck

  58. 58
    Selohesra says:

    Its still there on MediaGuido

  59. 59
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Or…. How does that National Socialist salute go again?

  60. 60
    Neil Kinnock says:

    Dah sod the whole lot of ya.

  61. 61
    Django The Gambler says:

    Anyone know which bookmaker is giving a price for Miliband losing his seat to UKIP at the next general election. Remember he is weird and the folk oo’p north aren’t partial to multiculturalism anymore. It’s a long shot (so big odds) but a decaptiation stratergy by UKIP might just work in this case.

  62. 62
    The Press says:

    Do you remember when Godfrey Bloom made a joke about calling someone a slut, and the entire press and BBC went mad?

    Funny how Ruffley commits a common assault on a woman and not a fucking peep is made.

  63. 63
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    The only con-man is Dave Cameron. And he has fooled plenty of dumb suckers, as we can see.

  64. 64
    it's netiquette for a reason you moron says:

    Fuck off, of course it’s not easier to read, that’s why the entire fucking universe is against it, you utter fucking moron.

  65. 65
    Norm Normal says:

    Gossip around the Kremlin says he is acting strangely in meetings, bit like Mcdoom used to.

    Putin cracks under external and internal pressure?

  66. 66
    EQT (Ed's question time) says:

    I’ll take questions now,
    You sir,the guy in the wheelchair wearing a foam crash helmet.

  67. 67

    Article 81, Section 3 of the Russian Constitution clearly states that: “One person may not hold the position of Russian president for more than two terms in a row.”

    Those last three words are all important. How did they get there, though?

  68. 68
    All MP's are scum says:

    I thought all major politicians were/are psycopaths. Look at our recent leaders.

  69. 69
    Ed Miliband says:

    wath ith the problem? ith Nigel juth better at photo opth than me? but weird ith cool ithn’t it?

  70. 70

    C’linton is right to a point – but she herself is perhaps not to be trusted completely.

    Attention should be paid to his close ties to the C’hurch. Any wrong doing he does he will have a father confessor to offload his burdens on who will absolve him and confirm that God is still on his side.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  71. 71
    The EU run by Gerry says:

    Achtung!! ALARM !!!! ALARM !!!

    Take that you englander pig dog !!

  72. 72
    Gooey Blob says:

    This is one of those seats where it is safe to vote Ukip. I’d like to see Ukip announce what is rumoured to be a decapitation strategy at their conference. Isn’t that being held in Doncaster too?

    It’s not safe to vote Ukip in most seats though, it just lets Labour in. Who in their right mind would wish to see Ed Balls ruining the country again?

  73. 73
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    If only UKIP could pursuade local boy Jeremy Clarkson to stand in Doncaster as a UKIP candidate. Ed would be out on his ear!

  74. 74
    The Growler says:

    Ruffers, you could represent the Torwys in Edenthrope where men are men, and so are the women

  75. 75
    Grommit says:


    It fooking is now , Arf!

  76. 76

    Loss of the production plants in East U’kraine – which he will be looking to get back – will have caused direct harm to him. I think R’ussia was dependent on them for helicopter engines among other things.

    Another way of reading this is that P’utin is looking to relocate all R’ussian military industrial plant domestically, perhaps to focus the minds of the oligarchs that the G’erman BND are claiming may be plotting against him.

    It certainly does not look like super positive news if you are a ‘peace terrorist’™ :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  77. 77
    len mcklusterfuckingcunt says:

    and then get me six pies with dripping

    p.s. did you know my wife beating son left his job as an ambulance chasing lawyer to come and work for Unite as an organiser – who said nepotism was dead

  78. 78
    My brain huuuurrrts says:

    Is that photo of weird ed him doing his “Duhhhhhh I thee a twee, look a big gween twee”

  79. 79
    Dan 'the sage' Hodges says:

    No, no! UKIP are finished! Finished! Do ya hear me!?

  80. 80
    Big Bang Theory says:

    Weird used to be cool till you came along.

  81. 81
    Ee by gum says:

    only a halfwit who wants to see Labour win a GE would vote UKIP in a GE

  82. 82
    The two Muppets says:

    People should vote in any way possible to defeat Labour ,and this
    includes UKIPers voting Tory in seats that they cannot win .and
    vice versa .

  83. 83
    Ken (the Stud) Barlow says:

    More important news than Guidos rubbish:

    ‘Coronation Street’ Star Catherine Tyldesley Slammed For Parking In Disabled Bay After Co-Star Shames Her

  84. 84
    Voice of Sanity says:

    Edenthorpe is
    a) Not in Ed’s constituency
    b) Half leafy suburb

    Bentley, Askern, Adwick and Toll Bar are
    a) In Ed’s constituency
    b) Ex mining villages who will vote for a red rosette pinned on a donkey

    Sorry to disappoint.

    It IS Rosie Winterton’s though

  85. 85
    Rasputin says:

    Quite right, my son.

  86. 86
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  87. 87
    Jimmy.S says:

    Fookin Right on

  88. 88
    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    A fish rots from the head, and Ed is a rotten fish. Well a wierd fish anyway.

    Vote for the only party that puts the British first.

  89. 89
    The two Muppets says:

    When is he going to be charged along with The Mirror Group ?

  90. 90
    The Growler says:

    Ah Clarkson, he wouldn’t be seen dead in the part of Doncaster he family was associated with, which wasn’t part of Doncaster when he was associated with the place, it was in Teddy’s constituency though. Doncaster is one of the largest area Metropolitan Councils in the UK, bigger area than any London borough.

  91. 91
    Elsie Tanner says:

    Yeh it was that coachroach David Von Platt who grassed the bitch.

  92. 92
    Rightie says:

    All these wimmin and metrosexuals up in arms over some bint being slapped around a bit. Who cares? They’re all asking for it.

  93. 93
    Mronington Crescent... says:

    That looks like his spelling, yes.

  94. 94
    The two Muppets says:

    I think that you should up your medication .

  95. 95
    ShiteNews says:

    Suddenly Farage’s plan to hold UKIP conference in the area does not look so brazen…

    Is this the fookin’ BEANO summer special ?

  96. 96
    Gooey Blob says:

    Sure, vote Ukip… but only in safe Labour seats, naturally. :)

  97. 97
    Do me another says:

    If UKIP use Clarkson then they will be onto a loser,he’s the past, not the future.

  98. 98
    EuroMongo says:

    I know lots of working class people, who changed to UKIP, and are now moving back to Labour. If ED reinstated clause IV – he’d have a winner. Im sick off companies ripping the UK off.

    And as for Farage as his Fracking – wot the piss pot are you taking. No working class person would want anything to do with such mad scheme ideas. Its mental.

    Old demented tories, (Hamiltons, et al come to mind) now UKIPpers, well gud luck with that pile of old crock. Cos we can all see thru the shite. BTW keep putting in those expenses Nigel – you know they love it!

  99. 99
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    “Vote UKIP, get Labour!” – my ARSE.

  100. 100
    Cameronian Fruitfly says:

    Anyone want to give it SamCam whilst I watch?

  101. 101
    O'Rouke says:

    Tis TREW

  102. 102
    Shooty* says:

    Is that like Sheffield Halal?

  103. 103
    Look at the transparent troll says:

    Clearly, inside every hive-mentaly socialist there is a misogynist aching to be released.

  104. 104
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Vote Labour or we’ll eat your bird.

  105. 105
    Gooey Blob says:

    Can anyone honestly imagine Ed in any of the great offices of state, never mind PM? It just doesn’t bear thinking about. That he considers Ed Balls a suitable chancellor tells you everything you need to know about Miliband’s judgement. Awful, unelectable and a sandwich short of a picnic. Ed’s only hope is that Ukip throw enough of a spanner in the works to get him over the winning line.

  106. 106

    .@billpostmus: HUGE pro-Israel rally inTimes Square, NYC The media won't show U this! #StandWithIsrael pic.twitter.com/dE0kGFwL99 @EliRubenstein— Debra Garrett (@debragarrett) July 27, 2014

  107. 107
    Eccles says:

    Bring on the Donkey & Stripper

  108. 108
    Shooty* says:

    *cough* South Birmingham *cough* Luton *Cough* Leicester *cough* Slough *cough* Bradford *cough* oh, shit, nearly EVERYWHERE *cough*

  109. 109
    Stephen Hawking (Hamas) says:

    Who Me?

  110. 110
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Just fkin’ vote for the Party that YOU want and stop being a pissy ‘Tactical Voter’. Grown some ball FFS. We need Full PR here in the UK to stop prats like you playing Political games. Direct Democracy wouldn’t go amiss too.

  111. 111

    It was a copy pasta! :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  112. 112
    Ed for PM for a laugh says:

    Per the photo;

    Someone is standing off camers, whispering to Ed;

    “Just point, point at anything, anything at all – it will make you statesman like as they all point at something in their photos…”


    “No don’t want to…but pull my finger, will you ? Go on…”

  113. 113
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    +∞ This ‘least worst option’ is just ignorant speculation from dipshit soothsayers with balls like petit pois.

  114. 114
    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    Clarkson’ s family are from tickhill, a lovely stone village about six miles out of which there are many around donny, we don’t all live in iron age round houses oop norf

  115. 115
    David Axlegrease says:

    Which one is the comic figure ?

  116. 116
    BBC Look North says:

    We were happy to help in the disinformation campaign against the Mayor.

  117. 117
    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here ,
    I will Not Make council tax payments as I do not consent to all Parliamentary statutes and act of parliament ,(which are also statutes) I Will contact the police if You harass me in any way ,and as there is NO COURT INVOLVED ,if you send debt collectors to my address I wil contact the Police onn 999.
    I formally refuse to put my Legal fiction name on the electoral role and will in No way cooperate with Leeds city council employees (Lawyers) if you fail to Take all this into account I will have no option but to Inform the Police beforehand and have you arrestes for fraud ,Harassment ,conspiracy to robb me and a number of other crimes which you are consistently and persistently breaking to force me into deeper debt and Homlessness.
    Make No mistake you are breaking the Law and you will be brought to Justice if You try to harass me in any way.
    Coucil Tax is unlawfull and I I do not consent to ALL PARLIAMENTARY STATUTES ,therefore you are unable to do anything to me ,as im in a council property ,if you try to evict me again I will have the Police arrest you for conspiracy to make me Homeless ,as all Temorary accommodation is classed as Temporary.

  118. 118
    UKIP for ALL says:

    Come on plebs, please dont let us down now.. theres still plenty of milk in the EuroCows udders for us MEPS, play the game… after all… there always be an England…

    [Cue spitfire / Winne Churchill / Vera (white cliffs) Lynn]

    N von F

  119. 119
    Do me another says:

    Me!,me!, halfwit seems mild compared to racist, lunatic, fruit drop, can’t use the internet, carry on calling people names trying to embarrass people into voting the way you want them to, but experts better than you are failing as people see we are in a real need to change politics to them getting the benefits and the politicians doing the job they were voted in to do, 1974 the YES YES vote to go into the Common Market has destroyed Britain, we have lost most of our industries because of high taxation to pay for the Danegeld to stay in the Common Market, time we went on our own and put the Great back in Britain that’s when the Scots say NO in September, they are two scared to say YES they need Englands coat to hang onto.

  120. 120
    Cynic says:

    “He is firing at me now. Schwien. He has unleashed Lindi Saint Claire Bombs “

  121. 121
    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    The entire universe is against capital letters?

  122. 122
    Labourgeddon says:

    Be funny if Labour won while Miiltwat loses his seat in Doncaster. At which point Ed Balls becomes Prime Minister the fragrant Yevette becomes Home Secretary and Hatty Harpic becomes chancellor..

    Oh and Abbot becomes Home Secretary.


  123. 123
    Cynic says:

    Ed’s election leaflets held to violate Aardmark copyrigt

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Meant to do it when you have an audience not just ” twees”

  125. 125
    Resistance is Futile says:

    Get the white van Bert…
    Another strawman for the asylum

    Bet that new Jimmy Saville lookalike in broadmoor is filling his boots?

  126. 126
  127. 127

    It says more about Marr than it does about Gromit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  128. 128
    Cynic says:

    This is what happens when you cannot get in to see your GP

  129. 129
    Fishy says:

    Weird Ed is going to have real problems with these Q & A’s IF he gets into Downing Street.

  130. 130
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    The same reason why people in West Hull vote for Alan Johnson (I’ve written a book don’t you know!). Fkin’ parachuted-in Party Trolls who say that we ‘need’ LOCAL MP’s instead of adopting FULL PR. 2-faced douchebags who proffer divide and conquer over REAL representation.

  131. 131
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    TAX, TAX,TAX !!!

  132. 132
    Rocket men says:

    sky news – Israyel Blames Hamas For Gaza Hospital Strike

    Hamas is accused of misfiring rockets, causing an explosion at Gaza’s main hospital and killing seven children in a nearby park.

    No doubt Israel will get the blame from the usual quarters

  133. 133
    England=UK not says:

    And casually ignore the other 3 countries which make up the ‘UK’ in ‘UKIP’.

    Another reason why Scotland has to stop subsidising south of the border, and re-establish its independence.

  134. 134
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    The muppet man is back, and he’s turning up the muppetry.

  135. 135
    AN ALIEN says:


  136. 136
    Ed for PM for a laugh says:

    Yes, but he talks to the twees.

  137. 137
    Weird Ed and grommit says:

    Weird Ed is saying in that picture

    * I see dead people*

  138. 138
    the great british public says:

    trad labour vote may be the most mobile of all – but none of the parties have anything likely to attract it beyond disliking other groups in society

    this is the lost tribe

  139. 139
    Ena Sharples says:

    Three milk stouts, Mrs Walker

  140. 140
    jimmy - the only one says:

    so guido now is working with huffpost

    fuck you asshole

  141. 141
    Fishy says:

    Nooo. Harriet Thickperson would become PM.

    She’d immediately pass a law to copy ISIS….all males between 6 and 55 would be castrated.

  142. 142
    Weird Ed and grommit says:

    If balls worked in a regular office the girls would refer to him as the slimeball

  143. 143
    non taxable pikey says:

    I have been moaning on here about the lack of UK awareness about this for at least a month, nice to see the MSM has finally caught up. I still think that when the first case flys in we will be into “headless chicken” mode.

  144. 144

    In answer to 125, get a grip Guido.

  145. 145
    Not too bright? says:

    Did you mean hive-mentality oh dim one?

  146. 146
    rocknrolla says:

    A bit harsh but yes reading the huff post link here is a bit much. Who doesn’t think the Fawcett society is odd? Or the idea of men and women being equal – something clearly impossible even with the most totalitarian state – also a bit odd.

  147. 147
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Err, UKIP don’t even have ANY MP’s in Westminster and you still blame them for fracking? You do know that Fracking Licenses have already been issued where I live and it’s a LABOUR COUNCIL. I’ve had NO information telling me this, no Public Consultation was held and I’ve not had a chance to vote against it. So when it comes to your Conservative/UKIP fracking nonsense, check your facts first pal.

  148. 148
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    A bit like Israel blaming the kidnaping & murder of 3 teenagers on Hamas.
    Apparently not…


  149. 149
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



  150. 150
    Yoo hoo Northerner here says:

    Free the fkin car-parks, instead of allowing councillor junkets to go abroad to see “best practice” make them go to places like Widnes where it’s free car-parking and see how busy and lively the place is, all out of town shopping area’s are always busy, and sh1tholes like Birkenhead are dying because the town council prefer high parking charges rather than footfall in it’s town centre, yes it’s a Liebour area and the idiots would rather the area die than change from voting Liebour, Esther McVey is a one off that won’t happen again.

  151. 151
    Do me another says:

    Strange how it’s usually 100% of these chairmen want to stay in the EU, almost getting like the medical profession where one week eating banana’s etc is good for you and the next week is bad for you, who do you believe , “Father Xmas” .

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    White Northern Third Worlder says:

    NO!!!!!!!! T’ Labour Party guarantee us northerners money what will we do with crypto-tories UKIP in power? VOTE LABOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2 sides to every coin... says:

    If Clarkson stood for UKIP…

    That was the plan and it terrified LibLabCon so before you knew the poor chap was being treated like the proverbial in the woodpile…

    Smear him early so he cant stand… dirty stuff !

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s his Forrest Gump pose :-)

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    Vote anybody and get a freaking coalition again .

    This country s split four ways . Get used to wishy washy unity administrations cobbled together via backroom deals in smokefilled rooms where all radical policies are discarded in favour of the bland and unremitting middle of the road status quo .

    Welcome to EU style government !!

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    Oi !!

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    Jon Snow says:

    Blame Israel? – I’m your man. Hamas are innocent of everything.

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    How can that man s body in its current early degenerative state possibly stand up to the rigours of a 90 minute football match ?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    He might also be saying, ” I think Doncaster is that way”.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband didn’t chose Balls as chancellor, it was the unions.

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    Colonel Mustard says:

    Decapitation strategy?

    Who will be PM when Labour beats the Tories but Millband loses his seat?
    Can UKIP bag Balls as well or will they stand aside and let the Tories do so? [his majority was less than the UKIP vote last time]. Oh how I wish the tories had had an iota of sense and let the LibDems have the alternative vote so that they could have been wiped out UKIP without the risk of another Balls up government.

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    Oh God not PR pleeese not Pr .

    One word :Italy

    Another word :Greece

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    …..OK . Yes .

    We have a coalition in Germany .

    But it only works because if there is ever a threat of the Socialists voting down a Bill I make clear that I will obliterate them with my Panzer Division.

    So . everything runs smoothly.

    But my country us the exception that proves the rule!

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    Lord Gnome will have the full story in its next but two editions.

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP should carefully select LOCAL candidates to stand against Millibung and Ballsup, making sure that the electorate know that.Vote UKIP in Donny and Morley. If nothing else it might rid us of those two bell-ends.

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    Boy Botter says:

    Dolphin Square, usual address, free jelly and ice cream laced with ketamine.

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    Anonymous says:

    She has everything a man wants muscles, moustache and a hairy chest.

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    Is Doncaster a man ? . Oh yes ….look….it s got a beard ….sorry..

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Vote Labour and we’ll give you loads of taxpayers money to spend on slutty tattoos.

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    I wonder if they will bring back Blair as an 89th minute substitute against Cammo to try and win the election in extra time ?

    Is the Pope Catholic ?

    Dies Alex Ferguson pull Louis van Gaal s strings ?

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Ukip should carefully select LOCAL candidates to stand against Millimutt and Ballsup. Vote UKIP in Donny and Morley. At least it might rid us of these two bell-ends.

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    Mycroft says:

    You can’t know a think about fracking, shale gas is the best thing to happen to this Country since NSO and may actually be better.

    No expenses in the EU, just allowances and they are automatic.

    Labour are just totally useless, their ‘leader’ is a dope and the whole of the UK know it.

    I judge the intellectual value of you post as 0/10, Fear Content 7/10.

    Feeling a bit down? Losing your faith in spaccer-ed?… you’r anxiety is showing.

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    LIE-bour Party = DemoCRAPS says:

    A vote for Labour is a vote for corrupt trade unions, more red tape for small/medium size businesses, more working-class taxes, more bureaucracy on public services and wasteful spending.

    A vote for Labour is a vote for socialist councils that have ruined cities/areas like Liverpool, Birmingham, Bradford, Stevenage, Glasgow, Brighton, Cardiff, Wrexham, Rotherham, Greater Manchester (Oldham, Rochdale, Salford), London (Hackney, Lewisham, Peckham, Enfield, Ealing, Lambeth, Newham, Tower Hamlets, Walthamstow etc).

    Labour controlled cities/areas = U.S Democrat’s Detroit MI, Chicago IL, Stockton CA, San Bernardino CA, Camden NJ, Bridgeport CT, Cleveland OH, etc.

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    Tyrannosaurus Sex says:

    So Ed will vote UKIP, then?

    Vote UKIP, Ed.

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    Anonymous says:

    Often the surveys quoted are CBI which contains corporate interests and charities which profit from the EU. (They thought we should go into the euro.)

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    Django. says:


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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    There for all to see – if a journalist / reporter says something that the Israeli lobby doesn’t like, then threats/smears/pressure are brought upon that person.

    I bet Snow is having a terrible time just now for his reporting.

    You don’t have to agree with him, and there are plenty of other MSM outlets.

    Is this what we really want in the UK: free speech – just as long as the content is acceptable to the Israeli lobby ?

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    LIE-bour Party = DemoCRAPS says:

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    [The post I was replying to seems to have disappeared / moderated ?]

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    LIE-bour Party = DemoCRAPS says:

    0:00 – 4:38 (Commercials), so skip to 4:38 to watch whole documentary.

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    Stockton, California is locally controlled by Democrats says:

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    Backstabber says:

    UKIP are 16/1 at Ladbrokes to win Doncaster North

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    yer off yer Barnett says:

    “subsidising” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Good one ! :D

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    Mr Slotgob, mass-murderer to the NWO says:

    You too, Ed ?

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    That should rattle the establishment

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    The establishment must be quaking. Hopefully this is the kick needed to make some proper change

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    Mr Quelch says:

    Think I might have a go at that — each way mind you.

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    Mr Quelch says:

    Probably when rather than if.
    Never fear – NHS will sort it out.

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    Mycroft says:

    And not a Peep from the BBC news!???????

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    Anonymous says:

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    At least Cleveland is not Detroit says:

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    Cunning stunt says:

    ‘Truth. He’s weird .. and can’t tell the difference. Should be interesting after he wins the GE.

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    Who Cares Anyway says:

    Prime Minister does not have to be an MP. We have had non-MP Prime Ministers before.

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    Who Cares Anyway says:

    You won’t be getting Plaid, SNP, Greens or Sinn Fein in any coalition that doesn’t have radical policies.

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    Who Cares Anyway says:

    Clarkson made an unacceptably racist comment in public. He smeared himself.

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    Who Cares Anyway says:

    The public like an identifiable constituency MP that is ‘their man’. They do not like PR.

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    Hildabarker says:

    AND Fallon allegedly called a woman a slut, some time ago.

    It’s either a case of myopia or there are a lot of loose wimmin about.

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    Star Treking says:

    Scrape em off Spok

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    Hildabarker says:

    She’s my kinda women!

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    leftwingscum says:

    Fuck off Labour.

    Party o’ t’ workers?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    or party o’ t’ immigrant middle-class affluent semitic globalising permissive capitalists?

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    Anonymous says:

    He never said the N word and the BBC chose to air the slope on the bridge comment. The BBC are racist for airing it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Blimey, it takes some pretty rank benefit claiming lard arse single mothers in that Labour voting shitty town to make Balls look thin…

    But I think they pulled it off…

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    Jim says:

    “mainly in the North”….
    Why would Wick or Thurso or Durness need any help?
    Oh you mean the North of England….
    Short sighted, geographically illiterate pillocks

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    Anonymous says:

    I would support a decapitation strategy applied to Cameron, Clegg and Milliband. If the weathers is good we can have a picnic while we watch.
    Knitters seats reserved on the front row.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just keep the borders uncontrolled and Ebola will soon arrive.

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    Look everyone! There’s the owl I promised.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Suddenly Farage’s plan to hold UKIP conference in the area does not look so brazen…”
    Wot! No airtime opportunity like that Nick Nigel out-debated?
    Now a reminder for other non-listeners, to fail to remember to catch this weak Lets-Back-Clegg radio show. Where some of the many questions, possibly filtered out by maintain-a-state machinery, include:
    Q1. Given Iraq. Can Nick produce his definitive evidence for Putin’s personally issued orders to shoot down airliners? That is, in addition to those Ukrainian (sounds nothing like Syrian) military aircraft attacking same-nation citizens.
    Q2. If Vladimir changed his name to Benjamin. Might that also render him and his acts invisible to bleedin’-hypocritical liberals? Thus assuaging all anti-sovietic sentiment. Even if the world’s airline passengers are cynically used as human shields. In the hope a stray rocket (or false-flag) propaganda coup, can be ‘engineered’.
    Q3. Should Putin be proven to have pressed the button. Is there any chance of politicians here getting together, and issuing him with a Get-Out-Of-Culpability-Free card? Such as those extended to MPs, by the recent immunity from recall outrage.

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    cynic says:

    “Mamma ……ice cream”

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    Gheedough Fawns says:

    I would sell my daughters to “some men” operating a child-grooming gang if it would buy me Hislops TV gigs

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    UKIPPER says:

    The Times they are a changing

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP there out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

    Now that the EU elections are near
    The full UKIP smear campaign slips into gear
    But UKIP aren’t crooks so there’s nothing to fear
    Establishment over reaction
    UKIP don’t swindle there well in the clear
    For the “TIMES” they are a changing

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP have won a Council seat.

    Hoist up the flag of England and call me Deidrie!

    Come on boys and girls Ed’s a nasilly wimp like all the politicians.

    The Bankers are running all over ( nay pissing all over you ) and
    your target is immigrants and people who might take your non- offered job.

    With the latest anti immigrant policies to head UKIP off at the electoral pass
    from the Tories ( with Labour agrreing with it )is the slogan-


    I see it being the Suns Headline eventually.

    What a bunch of of blame mis-placing idiots.

    All politicians should ‘ grow a pair ‘ against the Banks not some hapless bunch of small wholesalers of fruit and veg.

    I’ll wager a bet that most UKIP supporters work in the shiney arse industries where the biggest crisis in the office is not being able to find the paper clips.
    More than likely in the Public ( Nanny State ) sector.

    As much use as Chocolate teapots.

    At leat a Romanian brickie can build a wall. What can UKIP supporters offer us?

    UKIP my arse!!!!!

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