July 28th, 2014

Spooks and Tories Jet Off on Israel Junket

Fair to say the Conservative Friends of Israel trip this week might not be ideally timed. The latest conflict has not deterred a hardy half-dozen politicians, including former spy boss Baroness Neville Jones and Jack Lopresti, the army commando turned Tory MP, from jetting off to see what is going on for themselves. Also heading off on the junket are Edward Garnier, Andrew Percy, Guto Bebb and Bob Blackman. All expenses paid, natch.


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  1. 1

    Saved !

    Vote UKIP :-D

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      Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

      You have to feel sorry for them during re-entry.

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        Anonymous says:

        Liked by 1 person

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          Norma Stitz says:

          Er – Conservatives in the Shadow Cabinet? Not sure about that. There are not even many in the Cabinet!

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          • Cameron says:

            There aren’t any real conservatives in government, ducky.

            Care for some bumsex before supper?

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          • Anonymous says:

            What’s going on in Gaza and the West Bank is pretty bad. So is firing hundreds of rockets at Israeli civilians.

            Saying that because Israels iron rocket shield is so effective doesn’t lessen Hamas’ actions.

            However seemingly randomly killing Palestinians just because they’re Palestinians is just as bad, e.g. 4 men playing football on a beach or a settler randonly killing Palestinians in the West Bank.

            Murder is murder regardless of which side it comes from. It shouldn’t be okay to kill Palestinians, or to try to kill Israelis just because they’re Palestinian or Israeli.

            If the Tory group want to be real friends of Israel they should try to persuade Israel to give the Palestinans the Palestinian pre 1967 lands as an independent state. If this Happens the Palestinians will still only have land 22% the size of Israel

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          Greater Israel says:

          We either grow or contract so have to take it,for the safety of the west some parts of Iraq and Syria as well .

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          • HasbaraSpotter says:

            WTF? You are considered the greatest threat to world peace by most of the world!
            Izrael is dedicated to stirring war between Muslims and the West!

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          • Historian says:

            So, Moshe, you object to the Palestinians having tunnels from the land you want to steal, to the land you have already stolen from them?

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  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    Because my values are Jooish values

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      EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

      Go yim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Izrael.”

      “In Izrael, death has no dominion over them… With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [G.od] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money.

      “This is his servant… That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Chew.”

      “Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat… That is why gentiles were created.”

      ———-Israel’s Chief Rabbi to 0ct2013 Ovadia Yosef

      6% of the sum world Chewish population came to his funeral

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    Ghost of Leon says:

    Edward Garnier tried to save my life .

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      EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

      So many suits going to see the stolen landers probably means they are going to upgrade their brainwashing.
      They’ll come back all keen to give even more military and cash aid to the Zionutters.

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  4. 4
    Liar.Politicians says:

    We LOVE state oppression.

    With Love,
    The Conservative Party, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats.

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  5. 5
    Robbo says:

    I remember when you used to stand up for Israel against the jihadist elements Guido. For the last week you’ve just obsessively pursued David Ruffley for reasons the rest of us can’t fathom. Is it personal with Ruffley or have you been spooked away from supporting Israel and rooting out anti-Israeli bias at the BBC and C4 News?

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    • 14
      Perceptual Narrowing says:

      Oh do fuck off and get a life.
      There are a few more things than worrying about people with bits of string hanging from their pants.

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    • 16
      Anonymous says:

      What the hell are you talking about? Can’t imagine anyone more pro-1srael than Guido – except maybe Nuttyahoo.

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        LOL says:

        +1

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        A Person says:

        Wtf are you on about?T he BBC are pro Iz biased, like virtually all of the media. That’s why average people never hear about what really goes on in Palestine and Iz.

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        • 92
          Medical Team. says:

          To A Person – Welcome to Fuller’s Earth as you surely are not on this one.
          I remember you last message that MH17 was shot down with 30 calibre bullets.
          Please return to the clinic.

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          • A Person says:

            Wrong guy, Shlomo. I never talked about MH17 ever.
            I do however address the Hasbara BS of Zionutters.

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    • 77
      Ruffly by name, roughly by nature says:

      Ruffly is a violent twat who holds public office and is in a position to affect legislation.

      It is right for Guido to seek his scalp.

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      • 93
        Medical Team. says:

        Please also return to the clinic as you are obviously in a fit outrage bi polar state for another treatment.

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        • 102
          Psychobabbling says:

          Don’t dress it up in psychobabbly – if you like slapping women, just come out and say it.

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  6. 6
    Dead hand Miliband says:

    It is awful that people judge me on appearances, as I was saying to President Obama only last week

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  7. 7
    Tachybaptus says:

    The CIA-linked UK Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) can manipulate Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, blogs and online polls.

    According to documents provided by Edward Snowden, GCHQ can find your private Facebook pictures, censor internet material, send fake text messages, and interfere with Twitter.

    Some of the software allows GCHQ to go in for the psychological manipulation of internet users.

    GCHQ can probably influence election and referenda results.

    The crooked UK parliament has just agreed to a Bill which will allow further surveillance of those opposed to the Mafias which run the UK

    SOME OF GCHQ’S TOOLS

    ANGRY PIRATE A tool that will permanently disable a target’s account on their computer

    BOMB BAY The capacity to increase website hits, rankings

    BURLESQUE The capacity to send spoofed SMS messages

    SUNBLOCK Ability to deny functionality to send/receive email or view material online

    UNDERPASS Change outcome of online polls (previously known as NUBILO)

    WARPATH Mass delivery of SMS messages to support an Information Operations campaign

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    • 13
      Liar.Politicians says:

      GCHQ tries to manipulate the truth on web forums, Twitter and Facebook… why bother, they just plant stories in the BBC and they will repeat it as “fact”.

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    • 29
      Unbalanced Views says:

      erm – is this meant to be news, or a new ‘revelation’ ?

      anyone with a laptop and a basic understanding of ‘how things work’ can do the same – GCHQ and CIA are approx 2 years behind the curve, no matter how hip they think they are – anyone intent on anything serious, they’ve no idea, all they can do is look at cat videos and porn – “psychological manipulation of internet users.” is commanly known as social engineering and is how soem more simple souls end up paying to get a prize from a lottery you didnt enter and which doesnt exist

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        Liar.Politicians says:

        Social engineering, as perfected by the BBC.

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          Just Asking says:

          If BBC Social Engineering was perfect it would be successful.
          Fortunately it is only partially successful mainly due to tribal followers of the left persuasion.
          Interesting that BBC radio 4 Feedback programme, that I normally consider pure propaganda, tried to answer listener’s questions on the “results” of the BBC recently distributed report.
          No BBC senior management or Trust person was available for comment or to answer questions.
          The BBC’s problem is it believes its own propaganda.
          The UK BBC audience problem is it does not believe the BBC’s propaganda.

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      • 40

        Cat videos?

        Outrageous!

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 31
      Sandy X says:

      they obviously haven’t done it with you then

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      • 62
        Unbalanced Views says:

        No, and thats because I don’t allow myself to provide those sons of fun at GCHQ with anything – Facebook Account ? Twitter Account ? you’re asking for them to track you – I’ve an idea that most on this Blog don’t even post from behind proxies – if you leave your front door open, don’t be suprosed if some very odd people wander into your private life

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          EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

          You can be sure this place is monitored by police states. I don’t give a shit, you can spot goons a mile off.
          Do you really think the Iz could resist building back doors into all the microprocessors they make there?

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    • 45
      EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

      And as for “laws”, they just get each other to spy on each other’s citizens to circumvent those.

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  8. 8
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    fucking rats

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  9. 9
    Nick Clegg says:

    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

    You’ll always find me in the Kitchen at conflicts.

    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Je-wish people in Britain are enduring a backlash of attacks, bomb threats and anti-semitic insults fuelled by the bloodshed in Gaza. More than 100 hate crimes have been recorded by police and community groups this month, more than double the usual number. Community safety groups fear the total could be the second highest ever recorded, after an explosion of violence during the 2009 Gaza war. In several disturbing cases attackers have invoked the Holocaust and even shouted: ‘Heil Hitler’ at victims. A rabbi was attacked by four Muslim teenagers outside a Je-wish boarding school in Gateshead in one of the most serious incidents. In Belfast, bricks were thrown at the city’s only synagogue, smashing windows on two consecutive nights. Groups of Asian men chanted ‘Heil Hitler’ as they drove through a Je-wish area of Manchester, throwing missiles at passers-by. In north London, one pro-Israel organisation received a telephone bomb threat and a Je-wish boy riding a bicycle had a stone thrown at his head by a woman in a niqab.

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  11. 11
    And this is the next labour leader when miiliweirdo loses the GE ?? WTF. says:

    Domestic violence in UK: here’s what Yvette Cooper should have argued
    Yvette Cooper, the Shadow Home Secretary, uncharacteristically came unstuck in an interview this morning about domestic violence in the UK, despite her impressive record on the matter. Cathy Newman fills in the gaps, explaining what we should care about and why

    Telegraph

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  12. 12
    Mazel Tov says:

    UK politicians: bought and paid for. Af a shlang tor men keyn rakhmones nit hobn.

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  13. 15
    Ed Weirdoband tells Omaha beach he's gonna be the next PM says:

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    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    “Also heading off on the junket are Edward Garnier, Andrew Percy, Guto Bebb and Bob Blackman. All expenses paid, natch.”

    .. because you can find out more about the problems of Israel and the Palestinians by reading a profit-making blog like this?

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  15. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Tory expenses are being paid by whom please?
    BEL

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  16. 20
    Radio Bollocks says:

    We need to fully support Israel and their people in the fight against…

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  17. 23
    Anonymous says:

    miliband is dead in the water. Onward u-kip.

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    WikiSpooks says:

    Conservative Friends of Israel

    https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Conservative_Friends_of_Israel

    Conservative friends of Israel (CFI) is one of the most active lobby groups in Westminster, 80% of all Conservative MP’s are members…

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  19. 28
    Peter Oborne says:

    The cowardice at the heart of our relationship with Israel

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/9740044/The-cowardice-at-the-heart-of-our-relationship-with-Israel.html

    It is impossible to understand the modern Conservative Party without a grasp of the scale and profundity of its links to the state of Israel. The connection dates back at least as far the historic meeting between the great Zi*nist leader Chaim Weizmann and the Conservative prime minister A J Balfour in 1905, during which Weizmann convinced Balfour of the case for a J*wish national state

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  20. 30
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Anyone mind if I slope off?

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      Bloke on a corner says:

      My advice. Get out of BBC and do it for ITV or others to stop the Guardianista mafia in the BBC destroying you.

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  21. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    Of course I will be living in fear once the Caliphate is in place, but what the heck.

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    • 57
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Did he tweet something similar to Christians living in Iraq, Syria etc on Christmas Day?

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      • 67
        Dangerous Brian says:

        You f*cking moron, have you any idea how offensive that will be, coming from the mouth of a practising homosecshuel, to 99.9% of the followers of the one true religion.
        You really do need to get over yourself, you hypocritical little tu*d.

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        • 80
          Cameron's little bumsex tory chum says:

          They won’t care about his bumsex, they’ll be too busy enjoying a white man prostrating himself to the mozzed-up brohood.

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    • 83
      Owen, ducky says:

      Try a camp sashay through Tower Hamlets, Owen. Test how much fear you can take.

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  22. 38
    Israel Friends of Birmingham says:

    We get to go on lots of all expense paid trips to Birmingham too. Due to Jihadist fighting though we think our favourite place is the departure lounge at New St station!

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  23. 42

    Useless pricks, off to spend our cash another junket. Who the f*** is this Nevill Jones bird and what does she contribute – is she also a yid ?

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  24. 43
    shit journalism guido says:

    Why shouldn’t they visit the place? I see you don’t accuse them of going at the taxpayers expense but take the piss anyway. Shit story Guido

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    • 46
      Tory office quiet today? says:

      Get back to making Cameron’s tea and stop trying to play with the press desk laptopMr Work Experience Boy. Leave politics to the adults!

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    • 55
      Enraged says:

      They should be going to Gaza to see the effect ON KIDS of the 8 billion quidsworth of arms they sold the ZioNutters.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    For balance, I suppose this group of ‘Conservative Friends of Israel’ will also be visiting Gaza ?

    Anything less would indicate that this group is only interested in one side’s viewpoint.

    Do we want UK foreign policy to be hijacked/subservient to this self-interest group – just like the US ?

    Friends of Israel working hard for their self-interest – and against UK national interests.

    Just Say No to Friends of Israel.

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    • 54
      Alte Kaker says:

      You are anti-cementic and no doubt a left-winger.

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      • 64
        JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

        Ad hominem.

        And I’ll also take that as a no : this group is definitely not going into Gaza ?

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    • 58
      A Person says:

      Well said. About time the Jurnos started printing truth instead of Iz propaganda.

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    • 63
      Unbalanced Views says:

      I think the clue to the answer of your question is in the name of the group – its ‘friends of israel’ you blithering idiot

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      • 66
        JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

        Exactly.
        They are not Friends of the UK and its national interest.
        The Israeli lobby has a steeply one-sided influence.

        And why should a foreign, self-interest group be allowed to influence UK politics and foreign policy ?
        The US is beholden to the Israeli lobby, and the UK is going the same way.

        Maybe they should rebrand from ‘Friends of Israel’ to a more descriptive name;

        The ‘Looking for suckers to support/finance/arm Israel – with no questions asked, no criticism…oh, and nothing in return’ Friends of Israel ?

        Much more transparent, if a bit wordy.

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      • 69
        Jor Danian says:

        So why didn’t they invite a few “Friends of the enclave currently known as Palestine” to for the ride like?

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    Baroness Neville Jones, now there’s a name to conjure with. She has nice friends:

    ‘Pauline Neville-Jones was Britain’s key diplomat on the Yugoslav crisis during the 1990s, and then courted controversy because of her business dealings with Slobodan Milosevic, the late Serbian leader and war crimes suspect, after the Bosnian war ended in 1995.

    ‘Under the Major government, seen in Bosnia and Croatia as an appeaser of Milosevic, she was Britain’s top official on the group of diplomats seeking a negotiated settlement to the Bosnian war. She was UK delegate to the Dayton talks, where Richard Holbrooke, Bill Clinton’s Balkan envoy, rammed through a peace deal.

    ‘Neville-Jones and her boss, the foreign secretary Douglas Hurd, resigned shortly afterwards and were engaged by Natwest Markets, for whom they brokered the part-privatisation of Serbia’s telephone monopoly. They dealt directly with Milosevic, who was desperate for funds after years of war and sanctions.’

    As all Israeli PMs end up in court for one reason or another…

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  27. 52
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    At first glance I was surprised that GF had posted a potentially negative Israel related story.

    But then the shekel dropped !

    GF forgot to add to the post header;
    “Sponsored by Israel Tourism”

    It reinforces the much needed promotion that flying to Israel is really safe, so please come and spend your money.

    And presumably this group on a freebie will return to the UK waxing lyrical about all things Israel – and not so much about Gaza ?

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  28. 53
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Loprestie is a stinking STAB Hat.

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  29. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Daniel Hannan referred to Gaza as a “concentration camp” on R4 Any Questions.

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      JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

      Obviously Hannan is not a signed-up ‘Friend of Israel’ then…

      And he is free to voice his opinion.

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  30. 65
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    What is an “army commando”?

    When I last checked, the Royal Marine Commandos were very definitely part of the Royal Navy.

    Was he in some other unit in a foreign army?

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    • 81
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      29 Cdo Regt RA, 59 Cdo Regt RE, etc etc. Actually lots of Army Commandos supporting 3 Cdo Bde.

      They’re all Crap Hats.

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    Need to keep the goiym in check

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    • 71
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Just been announced that a “full UK battle group” of 1350 personnel are going to Poland for some fun and games in the sun. How convenient. Better lock your children up before the press gang arrive.

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      • 82
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        Exercise Ulan Eagle, as it was called in my day, was a regular occurrence for the Units of 1 UK Armd Div. I’ve been up and down the range in Drawsko Pomorskie a number of times.

        It was a former Warsaw Pact training area and Chemical Weapons testing range.

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    OwenJonesNeedstheCane!! says:

    Jack Lopresti has done a lot of stuff in the TA but doesn’t appear to have been promoted above the rank of corporal yet (I think that all gunners are corporals?).
    Not sure what a stab hat is?

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    • 91
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      In the RA a corporal is a Bombadier. STAB = Stupid TA Bastard. Hat = anyone who isn’t Airborne.

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  33. 85
    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here,
    To Leeds city council lawyers ,if you harass me for Payment of council tax I will have the Police arrest you for fraud conspiracy to rob me and ather criminal offences of which you are constantly forcing on to people in Leeds,council tax as you well Know is a forcefull request for money ,I do nod Consent to all parliamentary statutes and therefor you cannot do anything to me ,if you try I wll call 999 and report you to the Police for Fraud ,conspiracy to rob me ,corruption ,etc etc etc etc Make no mistake ,as there are NO COURTS INVOLVED I will also report you for Perjury ,and conspiracy to try to evict Me etc etc etc etc etc etc etc,SO TAKE NOTICE ,I WILL NOT TELL YOU AGAIN.

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    • 86
      AN says:

      I hope they deport you after you’ve served your prison sentence you oxygen thieving cu’nt.

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    • 87
      The People of Leeds says:

      Will no one rid of this tiresome cun’t?

      Fuck off Mr Walters you utter mong.

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    • 108
      Informed says:

      Anyone sane wanting to write to Leeds City Council would email Leeds City Council instead of spamming some unrelated blog on interweb.

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  34. 111
    Richard Cliff says:

    We are all going on a summer holiday……………….

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  35. 113
    Anonymous says:

    “Spooks and Tories Jet Off on Israel Junket”
    Ideal! Perhaps they can spend the time testing each other’s preferred rendition of reality against the real thing. Every participant a fully paid up member of the Inexplicably Incongruous Club. Albeit getting them to respond to simple queries, which anyone in possession of the correct cogent paradigm wouldn’t have the slightest difficulty with, may prove problematical. Arguably why GCHQ stands for Governments Can’t Handle Questions.

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