July 28th, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


224 Comments

  1. 1
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Sod Dave & Ed. Vote UKIP.

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      Maggie forever says:

      Well said! Gets my vote.

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        Hugh Janus says:

        And mine. The next opportunity to kick the LibLabCon in the nuts will be a long way off, so make the most of this one.

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          Vote UKIP get hard Labour says:

          The only people you will be kicking in the nuts is yourself. I look forward to seeing UKIP arrange a referendum and withdraw us from the EU with the sum total of zero MPs and Ed Milliband in No 10 who has consistently refused any referendum.

          Vote UKIP and achieve the direct opposite of what UKIP want. You dumb shits.

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            It will be a hung parliament. UKIP can hold the balance of power.

            Shame on all those Tories who do not vote for the true conservative party – UKIP.

            Dumb shit, yourself.

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          • Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

            Vote UKIP or vote for lovers of children, expenses, bottoms, useless wind-turbines, mass immigration and rule from Brussels. Yes, tough decision.

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          • Socialism is theft says:

            The only way to get change is to vote for it, you dumb shit.

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          • Ukip voters will make Ed Miliband Prime Minister, Labour claims -…
            If just nine per cent of voters support Ukip then Ed Miliband will become prime minister, according to Labour researchers

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          • Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

            So what if Ed gets a chance – the Supreme Imbecile in charge of the faux-Tories has proved to be an utter failure.

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            If Labour get in, don’t blame UKIP voters. Blame Cameron for not having the right conservative policies. It’s up to him.

            Vote UKIP :)

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          • VOTE TORY...GET TURKEY says:

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          • The two Muppets says:

            How can UKIP hold the balance of power with two seats
            if they are lucky . All you are doing is letting Labour in .

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      REALITY CHECK says:

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        John Bellingham says:

        This sounds like a call from Labour for people to vote for UKIP, the first sensible statement from that party since 1929.

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      Britain's Obama endorses this product. says:

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        Ma­­qb­oul says:

        The Court of Public Opinion becomes a reality.

        Why not hold People’s Question Time on a Saturday night hosted by Da­le W­inton, or some other silly p­uff, and people could vote for their favourite questions by text message or such like?

        Or, another idea: why doesn’t the Leader of Her Maje­sty’s Most Loyal Opp­osition do their fucking job and dream up their own questions? What are we paying these people for?

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        • 189
          John Bellingham says:

          I managed to see PMQs when Alec Douglas Home and Harold Wilson were the loquators. In those pre-TV days MPs asked questions pertinent to their constituencies as there was no capital in grandstanding or brown-nosing.

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          Just an Idea says:

          This actually genuinely a good idea provided parties do not use plants, which they will do, to actually give a voice people outside of political elite. Imagine if in 2003 you were able to question, on national television the United Kingdoms policy of endorsing the free movements of people for a certain 10 countries…

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          He's Shit and He Knows He Is says:

          It is a crap idea. Cameron, like other PMs never answer any question. “What is the PM going to about the asteroid that has hit tragically Glasgow killing thousands of Labour voters?” Answer, “Under this Government employment in Scotland has increased by more than 200 thousand etc. etc.
          Its all because Miliband gets so badly shafted every week that even his own side are silenced. Remember Dave reminding the Nation of Miliband’s attack on Murdoch followed by holding up a copy of The Sun followed by his apology?

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        • 196
          Owen Jones says:

          “some other silly p­uff”

          I’d be a good unbiased chairperson and I’m very telegenic.

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          fhip says:

          We already have a people’s question time on the BBC. Trouble is Labour hijacked it’s agenda years ago (Harman’s blatant strangling of an IDS reply by a swift pat on Dimbleby’s arm was a classic)with a specially selected socialist audience, planted questions and an incessant interruption of anyone remotely right wing attempting to voice their own views.
          When they started replacing politicians and business people with a point of view with left wing comics, owen jones type rentagobs and multi culti pressure groupies I switched off for good.

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      • 48
        non taxable pikey says:

        This guy is so far up his own Rshole he can lick his tonsils

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      • 164
        Fishy says:

        What a fucking idiot Umunna is. Having a people’s question time is leading fuck all. It’s just posturing – the thing Miliband says he doesn’t do.

        Miliband is shallower than a paddling pool.

        Anyway, Umunna won’t want to allow the trash into the HoC

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      • 209
        Cunning stunt says:

        Chuka brown nosing again. Look behind you Ed. Nobody’s there.

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    • 23
      David Axlegrease says:

      Vote Ukip !

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        Factus Actuous says:

        And if just 8% vote UKIP Nigel Farage will have the choice of whom he will form a coalition government with.

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          England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

          Yeah, him and his one fellow UKIP rat MP…..

          UKIP are rats, Labour supporting rats

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          • Pond5 says:

            LibLabCon are the rats dude.

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          • Socialism is theft says:

            Vote Liblabcon if you want things to carry on as they are. Personally I am not that keen on the way we are heading.

            Vote Dave get Sharia law.

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          • Pookie snackumberger says:

            Oooh, that piece of nonsence is soooo scary, it is an actual fact, and not made up by LibLabCon who are scared shitless of loosing their stranglehold on our lives.

            Nope, it is pure fact, so much so they arn’t even bothered about leting people comment, no point realy because it is just fact and not scaremongering of the most obvious type.

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          • 2 sides to every coin... says:

            If UKIP get more than 25% then Labour lose and UKIP get enough MP’s to form a majority coalition…

            Voting UKIP means there is everything to play for and win !

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          • One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

            Err, really? We have what’s called a Democracy here in the UK. This ‘vote for me else they’ll get in’ spiel is complete merde. I cannot wait until after the next election, because when you’re proved wrong you will be shown to be just another shit-stirring soothsayer like most Labour bloggers are.

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        Anonymous says:

        Marxist Ed or Marxist Dave? With that choice I’ll be voting for Nigel.

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          VOTE TORY...GET TURKEY says:

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          The two Muppets says:

          UKIP are Milibands useful idiots . Please wake up and smell the coffee.

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          • Jack Ketch says:

            The dream of 2015.
            Scotland voted for independence–no MPs, so Labour 40 less, Libs 11 less and Jockanories 6 less.
            UKIP get 20% of the remainder vote. Cons 38%, Others 10%. Lab 32%.
            Europe is declared illegal.
            Hanging re-introduced.
            Being Chukka Ummana is declared a capital crime under emergency legislation.
            Harriet Harman made ambassador to ISIS.

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        Ma­­qb­oul says:

        This assumes they are all ex-Tory voters. Flawed wishful thinking.

        Vote UKIP :)

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          Cupertino says:

          No it doesn’t. You obviously jumped in without reading the article.

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          Tom Catesby says:

          A point missed by many, a large proportion of people in my part of the woods, known personally by me, who voted UKIP for Europe this time, intend to vote UKIP at the GE in 2015. The majority of which were Labour voters, many of the ‘old labour’ school, now sickened by liebore antics, who no longer recognise that party now and feel completely let down and betrayed by the whole Conlibliebore pack, who claim to represent a country they are increasingly marginalised in and want no part of. Don’t be intimidated by spurious statistical ‘analysis’and conlibliebore lies and scare mongering. Vote UKIP. Eight or nine people in a hundred, brave enough to do it could make a difference.

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          Ma­­qb­oul says:

          It assumes almost all were. An assumption made by the Labour researchers.

          I was contacted by these people: they asked me who I voted for in the European elections and how I intended to vote in the GE. They did not ask me who I voted for before UKIP.

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          • Cinna says:

            They probably knew who you voted for already. I voted UKIP in May and I received a “Thank you for voting UKIP” card a few weeks ago.

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        Anonymous says:

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          A service to the country says:

          A good result.

          The Conservatives cannot win in Doncaster North. With a UKIP surge and some judicious voting, a UKIP win is just about possible. Conservative voters in Doncaster North, vote UKIP. Let’s take out the weirdo in 2015.

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    • 24
      Harriet Harman says:

      It’s PMT that Ed’s got.

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      Ed's latest idea cut to the quick in less than 140 characters says:

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    • 52

      Unfaultable logic!

      Vote UKIP :-D

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      the great british public says:

      wots yer favourite filling station?

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    • 109
      Mycroft says:

      Agreed, the only sensible option come May 2015.

      Spaccer-ed is ‘supposed’ to be the ‘Loyal Opposition’, but he’s mentally defective, he has the debating skills of an 8yo.

      That is why he wants ‘out’ of the whole PMQ thing, he’s made to look a c’nt every time he stands up and it will get worse on the run-up to the election.

      The Tories need us and they know it and fear it, they fear being held to account fully only UKIP can enforce that, the Libdems failed utterly and Labour are as big a bunch of liars as the Tory party now is.

      So, if you want real ‘tory’ ideals, then voting UKIP means you will actually get them.

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    • 111
      Democrat's Detroit = Labour's Birmingham (both cities facing financial problems) says:

      A vote for Labour is a vote for uncontrolled open borders, corrupt trade unions, more red tape on small/medium size businesses, and more bureaucracy & wasteful spending on public services

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        LIE-bour says:

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          RIP pre-1997 Britian says:

          (1) Unemployment benefit map shows party political divide (The Guardian, Thursday 26 January 2012):

          “Twelve of the 15 seats with highest percentage of claimants are held by Labour, while lowest claimant areas are mostly Tory or Lib Dem seats”.

          (2) Coalition v shadow cabinet: whose constituencies are worse hit by unemployment? (The Guardian, Wednesday 16 March 2011):

          “New research shows Labour MPs harder hit than Coalition members when it comes to unemployment in their constituencies”,

          (3)Hard-working families forced to pay extra £528 extra on council tax bills to cover £2.4BILLION debt left by people who refuse to pay (Daily Mail, 12 January 2014):

          “Nine out of the 10 worst councils for collecting council tax are Labour-run”.

          (4) Nine out of the 10 worst councils for collecting council tax are Labour-run (The Express, Mon, April 18, 2011):

          “CASH-RICH Labour-controlled councils are cutting local services while sitting on reserves of billions of pounds, it was claimed last night”.

          (5) Mid Staffs: Labour Government ignored MP requests for public inquiry into deaths (The Telegraph, 17 Feb 2013):

          “Former Health Secretaries Andy Burnham and Alan Johnson ignored 81 requests for a public inquiry into Mid Staffordshire NHS Trust in the two years after it was first warned of poor NHS care, it has emerged”.

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    • 160
      The Growler says:

      Back to Teddy bashing again, it’s a wonder that there is any stuffing left in him, if Cameron was a teddy he wouuld be completely de-stuffed. Fawkesy, a public any questions, questioning the PM and his accolites, I cannot believe that it would ever happen, Old Etonians being questioned by what they refer to as the great unwashed, none of that silly question like, ” Doesn’t the Prime Minster think XYZ”. It’s time all those stagemanaged photo meetings, like the ones B’Liar had, a relatively small number of political supporters surrounding the PM all smiles and congratulations, remember when the cameras pulled away showing it was blatantly stage managed. Once folks know that these meet the plebs meetings are stagemanaged, they switch off.

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    • 206
      Anonymous says:

      Personally I think expanding Prime Ministers questions so it’s like question time will be a waste of time, it’ll be run during the day when most people will be working and will just take time out of the PM’s diary better spent elsewhere. Nothing that needs to be said can’t be said in front of an employer, (raise tax on businesses do me out of a job?) . Some of the questions raised in ‘Question Time’ are hopeless when it comes to real issues – ‘local issues’ yes – ‘major national issues’ no.
      That said I’d much rather see more extensive political debating on TV (could be group doesn’t have to be one on one), the type we listen to now (well rehearsed with a contrived outcome) from biased media political affiliation isn’t helpful, something which contains much more relative information and lasts longer would be more educational for the population as a whole, about the reasoning behind decision making, facing up to the result of overspending, balancing the books etc, because then it’s obvious who’s making the case for what and why. You could have questions being raised by a university or other audience and the general public via email or twitter, during the course of debate, and then questions answered by various panelists afterwards.

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      • 208
        Anonymous says:

        there needs to be some means of submitting new ideas, concerns and suggestions too- if you try to write to the state about concerns you just get somebody replying, who reiterates current policy and what they/EU have already done. No idea where your idea/concern ends up – probably in the bin

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          One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

          That’s why UKIP’s idea of Direct Democracy is good. I’m a Swiss-style Democrat who thinks that most important Decisions are too important to be left to career Politicians. Also, banning lobbying wouldn’t go amiss either. The fact that certain organizations have the ear of Politicians and the GBP don’t is offensive (and actually undemocratic).

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    hmm says:

    being as he isn’t into photo opps, presumably he would keep his weird face out of it

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  3. 4
    Anonymous says:

    “Damn ConHome

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  4. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    why dont you all wish us a eid mubarak like we wish you a merry Christmas ?

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    Maqboul the Muzbot says:

    You missed the bird sh!t on his head.

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    Laurie Penny says:

    Murdoch’s Sky News Uses Self Confessed Anti-Semite as Talking Head on Anti-Semitism >> http://bit.ly/1pli6Jc

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      LOL says:

      Oh here we fuucking go. 32 v 1000+ says it all really.

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        Yeah, it says that the IDF, unlike Hamas, don’t use their civilian population as human shields so that dhimmie j*w haters can wet their knickers in an orgasmic outpouring of hypocritical hysteria and feel justified.

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          Cinna says:

          Quite so. What would the anti-semites do without having the excuse of supporting the Palestinians. I suppose they’d just have to admit to be anti-semitic…

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          • Tom Catesby says:

            Arabs are semites(as are Maltese).

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          • HatesRacists says:

            You wish. People who abhor Israel are not anti-semitic, they are anti-racist.
            Iz makes the South Africa of Botha look like a Hippie camp. Israeli laws severely discriminate against all those not of the master race.
            Yes folks, even Christians are treated as badly as Palestinians.

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          • Ma­­qb­oul says:

            BW sockpuppet spouting more lies. There is no discrimination in Israel’s laws between religions. In any case the Heavy Metal Toothpaster can’t distinguish between race and religion, which is rather ironic for a bigot.

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          • Cinna says:

            Within common, day to day usage, “antisemitism” has an accepted and specific use to describe prejudice against J’ws alone and in general.

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          • Person says:

            No “Cinna” Z ion ism is a political doctrine, an extremely abhorreent and ra cist one.
            Dislike of it is not about J ewishness. For example, Naturei Karta J ews despise Z ion ism (no, they don’t hate themselves, they hate Z ioNazis)

            Maqboul: Of course I srael has racist laws, it is even founded on a totally racist principle. Here is one of numerous databases listing I sraeli racist legislation:

            http://tinyurl.com/mtc5vsb

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        Astounded says:

        Dear Prime Minister, why did you sell a despot Country/colony that is permanently and habitually in breach of UN resolutions and which perrsistantly commits war crimes and crimes against humanity, eight fucking BILLIONs worth of arms?

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          LOL says:

          +1

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        • 169
          Tim Yeo-Yo says:

          I didn’t realise that the Prime Minister was CEO of a arms company? Do you know where his arms factory is located?

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        • 199
          Amorality-You Know Its Right says:

          The UK is a World class arms salesman and this is vital to the economy. Would you wish to polish your halo by telling workers in constituencies around Birmingham etc. that they are about to lose their jobs to eager foreign competition on dubious moral grounds? And by the way, Happy Christmas.

          As for UN resolutions Britain was a leading defaulter especially over Northern Ireland and the USA, Syria and Iran have also ignored the UN. The UN is just a big boys’ political club not a moral arbiter.

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          • Tim Yeo-Yo says:

            Well said Amorality. Staggering how many people don’t understand how the real world works.

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          • One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

            The Krauts export more arms than the UK does, yet for some reason they don’t get any shit about it. The left are so hypocritical and ‘forgetful’ about their wrongdoing’s that it’s beyond a joke.

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    Mr Galloway says:

    oh it’s eid mubarak, not happy eid mubarak lol.

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  8. 13
    J Dromey (Mrs) says:

    Dear David Ed
    Is it true that voting for UKIP instead of Labour will put you in no. 10 ?
    I’m a little confused as UKIP don’t appear to have any donkeys to pin the red rosettes to.
    Yours
    Harriet

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      Ed says:

      Dear Mrs Dromey

      Please don’t worry your pretty little head about such things. Leave it to the menfolk.

      Yours sincerely

      Ed

      PS Your Jack wants to know if you have cleaned behind the fridge yet.

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  9. 14
    Ed Miliband says:

    My advisers tell me if I keep making jokes about the bacon sandwich, it’ll make me appear funny and self-deprecating, which is why I’ve mentioned it about 20 times in the last few weeks. The public still don’t like me though. I suppose we’ll have to just rely on even more postal votes. It worked in Tower Hamlets.

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  10. 15
    ancientpopeye says:

    Why does he want to nationalise question time, it is already a Labour mouthpiece.

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  11. 16
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m giving a substantial donation to Labour. In return, Ed’s going to be my bitch. He’s already ensured all folders pertaining to Operation Ore and my D notice have been shredded. No need to shred my expense claims though. They were all “accidentally” shredded on the day I left Downing Street. What is important is.

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    I’ve got a radical policy idea.

    Why not make all prospective prime ministers play a game of Monopoly, which could be televised live?

    That would be the clearest indication of character.

    Ed Miliband would be first out the game as he has no commercial experience whatsoever.
    Clegg and Cameron would probably be devious little fuckers who make secret deals. (Clegg would almost certainly try to be banker)

    Ed Balls is the type that would have a massive tantrum and kick over the board when he wasn’t allowed to claim the pot when he landed on Free Parking, as that would have been his only way of getting bailed out.

    Nigel Farage would spend the whole game complaining that half the rules were made up some some jumped up Luxembourg lush.

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  13. 19
    Bob Blackman, Tory MP (he really said this, I'm not making it up) says:

    Eid should be made a public holiday in Britain to show our nation’s diversity.

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    BBC says:

    We’re in favour as long as we choose the audience carefully.

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    • 25
      White Dee says:

      Can I cum in da audiance? I mean, be in da audiance? I has lots of politikal views and shit.

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      • 112
        Anonymous says:

        We regret we have already filled our quota of fat, white, feckless slappers for this programme.

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        • 201
          Mrs Dromey says:

          Don’t forget to pay my appearance fee.

          Make sure the cheque is in my name. Jack will only splooge the money.

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    David Minibanana says:

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still collecting my MP’s salary for doing fuck all. Life’s grand. Or in my case, several hundred grand.

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      The Reign of Terror 1997-2010 says:

      Never mind the £ hundreds of thousands of taxpayers’ money being wasted on a piece of excrement like you, what about the £ hundreds of BLLIONS you pissed up the wall ?

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        Gordon Brown says:

        Gold
        All that we had I sold
        I had the power to know
        Britain’s destructible
        Always believing

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Was thinking about having a diatribe but decided to be concise instead:
    F**ing Clowns!

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    V says:

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    So now its official

    The rats of Labour and the rats of UKIP are working together to ensure England never leaves the EU,,,so fraud farage and his buddies can continue wallowing in the obscene allowances thrown at them

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      Socialism is theft says:

      We will never leave the EU under Dave. Don’t be a complete mug all your life. He even wants to expand the EU by inviting Turkey. He said so. He wants to invite 75 million more members of the religion of peace to come and live here. The Tories have already been responsible for inviting millions of them already. Only by learning from history and voting for change will stop the Tory toffs.

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    • 67
      Village Idiot says:

      … We,ve stopped listening and I for one, am voting UKIP, whatever the result, or threats because the other parties’ have destroyed a once great country where you could have a job for life, house, pension and you were not treated as a nuiscance in sickness and disability!

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      • 77

        I guess you will have to learn the hard way. Trouble is you will drag us all down with you once Milliband gets to No 10.
        I will vote UKIP whatever the result even if its closer integration? Jeez h fucking Christ on a bike.

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          Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

          Not only have the Tory cretins let in more immigrants than Labour since 1950 but they have also given away far more powers to the EU than Labour. And we are expected to trust Dave now? What idiots the Tory faithful are.

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      Anonymous says:

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    David Ward says:

    Eid Mubarak to all my fellow Muslims around the world. Prayers and thoughts go out to the people in Israel during this time.

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    The rats of Labour and the rats of UKIP are working together to ensure England never leaves the EU,,,so fraud farage and his buddies can continue wallowing in the obscene allowances thrown at them

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      Socialism is theft says:

      We will never leave the EU under Dave. He even wants to expand the EU by inviting Turkey. He said so. He wants to invite 75 million more members of the religion of peace to come and live here.

      The Tories have already been responsible for inviting millions of them already. Only by learning from history and voting for change can you hope to stop the Tory toffs from further ruining this country.

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        Close, but no bananna says:

        You really are full of it. If it wasn’t for UKIP the Conservatives wouldn’t have even OFFERED us a Referendum (and that’s ALL IT IS, an offer, a suggestion, nothing more. If Cameron were serious he’d call for a Referendum NOW). Honestly, you’re just as whining as the Labour dross are.

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    Under Labour everyone will get a FREE bacon sarnie for breakfast. says:

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    Which part of the phrase Cease Fire don’t you understand?

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    • 149
      Message to Israel says:

      Siop stealing land, committing crimes against humanity, war crimes, massacring civilians and being the worst hypocrite racists of modern times.

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      • 155
        cynic says:

        Stop kidnapping and murdering their children

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      • 221
        Just Saying. says:

        Today’s message from 3 sources state Hamas is deep in negotiations with North Korea to replace rockets used and more technical help on tunnels (They have reportedly got sophisticated tunnels into South Korea).
        Hezbollah have also committed themselves to Hamas rocket and tunnel cause.
        Time for the loony left bedwetters and handwringers to realise this is getting both serious and international.

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    • 204
      Anonymong says:

      Different Skyfairy innit.

      Skyfairies cause more trouble than they’re worth.

      Ain’t no God, ain’t no Chosen people.

      Just bags of fertiliser with limbs and a head.

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    There is only one reason for nationalising anything viz, that it has been run so badly it is now worth nothing, at the very best.

    So Question Time probably fits the bill, as indeed with PMQs but for different reasons.

    The corollary to this is that the nationalised entity needs an awful lot of public money to make it work even modestly well and accordingly no return, financial or otherwise, is ever likely to be seen.

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      bergen says:

      When, many years ago I worked for a then nationalised industry, a wise veteran told me that he had never worried about the Russians “because everything there is run like this place.”

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      • 137

        Self-belief comes in two flavours: Confidence which can entertain the thought that one might be wrong and adapt to the situation and Arrogance where they cannot accept that they could be wrong.

        Your friend sounded like the first type whilst the industry in which you both worked was probably run by those of the second.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    'Call me Dave' Dave says:

    This morning my SPAD handed the Chancellor a final note stating that, unless we heard from him by 8 o’clock that he was willing to indefinitely prop-up house prices in Tory heartlands, a state of conscious uncoupling would exist between us.

    I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that
    consequently this country is facing a house price crash.

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      Left wing twatspotter says:

      Oh you really hope so don’t you. A leftie that’s been proven wrong on everything else goes for house price crash. Tomorrow 30 pico seconds to save the NHS

      FFS

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    • 91
      bergen says:

      You’ve been reading the Daily Express again.

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      • 128
        geordieboy says:

        Has anyone notice that the front page of the Daily Express is always about severe weather warnings which don’t happen.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    From the 48 Hamas prisoners that have been captured, the intelligence have been interrogating them and the most terrifying, and horrific picture is being built.

    They are being investigated about the many tunnels that have been found and dug under many kibbutzim that surround Gaza. The most terrifying detail is being uncovered that Hamas had a plan to attack all the settlements and kibbutzim in the area this year on Rosh Hashanah with an invasion of over 200 terrorists into almost all the settlements in the area. The tunnels went under the kibbutzim under the kindergartens and dining rooms and other areas within the kibbutz perimeters. They planned to occupy the whole area and kill as many Israeli as possible.

    This could have been the worst terror attack in the history of terrorism. Thousands of people, including women and children would have been slaughtered in this planned attack.

    I think now we start to understand how dangerous these tunnels really are. They all have to be destroyed and we cannot leave even one undetected or unattended to. These tunnels are more dangerous than any rocket or any other weapon .

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      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      It’s the religion of peace.

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      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kil All Eco-loons says:

      We should have got these Hamas guys to dig the channel tunnel :-)

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    • 130
      geordieboy says:

      And who supplied the concrete?

      Like

    • 159
      Normal Person says:

      Oh, and they were going to eat all the babies, honest! We made up the proof.

      Conversly, Israel actually IS flattening the houses of thousands of families, killing yet more civilians, invoke even more racist laws against non Chews and whining to high heaven what victims they are.

      ISRAEL= NATION OF MONUMENTAL HYPOCRITES!

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  27. 64

    Ed ‘Wallace’ Miliband’s problem is that he’s wearing the wrong trousersBoris

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  28. 65
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Have I just seen Fatty Neo jogging along embankment? He even looked liked he’d combed his hair. I think we should be told.

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  29. 68
    Will says:

    The only ordinary voters who would want to question the pm would be political types who pop up on question time pretending to be ordinary members of the public. If you want to ask the pm questions become an mp or reporter. I can see it now week after week of so called ordinary members of the public working for charities or other organisations asking why the pm does spend more money on thier pet cause or particular hobbyhorse.

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    • 74
      Naive 13 year old girl says:

      Can Ed and Dave fix it for me to meet some of the nicest Liblabcon MPs, please?

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  30. 70
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    I can’t quite believe how many Kippers have suddenly got access to the internet.

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  31. 73
    David Axlegrease says:

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    • 110
      VOTE TORY...GET TURKEY says:

      Like

      • 176
        Fishy says:

        Don’t be silly….the questions will be carefully selected, as will the participants.

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        • 222
          Dumbleby of the BBC - Champagne Socialist Extrordinaire says:

          I will be the chairman of any such PM public questioning and my word is law.

          Like

  32. 78
    Dennis the Menace says:

    No! whatever you think, whatever you feel you must NOT cast your vote if there is any way that Labour can get back in – “useful idiots” are in Scotland, Wales and in grubby northerner lands – Please do not vote ukip – vote tory

    Like

    • 84
      Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration says:

      For add long as the Supreme Imbecile is running the Conservative Party, UKIP are the only choice for real Tories.

      Like

      • 88
        Anonymous says:

        The one that as the highest employment on record and the fastest growing economy of the G7 to mention just a few things achieved.

        You really really are getting desperate now. You really are

        Like

      • 104
        Fuck the EU says:

        VOTE TORY….GET TURKEY!

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  33. 80
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Bumping fists rather than shaking hands could reduce the spread of infectious diseases, Nick Clegg said.

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    • 82
      ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

      Staying clear of all LibDems will eliminate the spread of crabs.

      Like

    • 85
      .labours mouthpiece says:

      I see the BBC are reporting a Labour shadow minister speech in their top headlines even before the speech s made

      Government ‘turns back’ on victims
      Ministers are “turning their backs” on victims of domestic violence, shadow home secretary Yvette Cooper will say in a speech later.

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      • 100
        Anonymous says:

        Is Ed knocking her about a bit ??

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      • 178
        Fishy says:

        Listen again to her interview on the Today programme if you can. Appalling

        Mrs Balls was utterly pathetic, I’ve rarely heard a politician filibuster an interview in the way she did…so desperate was she not to be asked any questions. Because she knew fuck all about the subject…she was just there to make a noise.

        Once again Labour were raising something that is already been dealt with to grandstand and jump on a bandwagon that’s already departed.

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  34. 90
    Ed Balls talking to Miliband says:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets Len McCluskey again.

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  35. 96
    Ed Miliband needs to grow a long beard says:

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    • 224
      Big Momma says:

      Dudley is a public service town with very little private sector business.
      So this statement from Liebore is situation normal.

      Like

  36. 97
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    If Cameron loses the GE next year to this incoherent back stabber, what on earth will his epitaph look like?

    Dave Cameron
    PM 2010-2015
    Lost to a man
    Who cannot
    run a bath.

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  37. 98
  38. 116
    nell says:

    Another pointless bandwagon to deflect attention from the fact that he still has no serious policies about the economy, health, education, the eu or anything else to offer.

    Like

  39. 120
    Farah Sassoon's naughty bits says:

    Coo-eee!

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  40. 121
    VOTE TORY...GET TURKEY says:

    Like

    • 138
      Anonymous says:

      Ah..a fantasist. For those who could be bothered, the EU election was an opportunity to vote Ukip without getting Ukip. Ukip aren’t trusted.

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      • 179

        You can always tell a socialist by the way they write UKIP.

        They take it upon themselves to interpret an acronym as a word, thus rendering the party’s legitimate name into an incorrect “proper-case” hotchpotch. It is UKIP‘s prerogative how their name is spelled, not the Guardian’s, nor Unite’s.

        They think by doing this, they lower the profile of UKIP They are wrong, as always…

        Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 142
      Vote Ukip, get a Lab/LibDem coalition, the most pro-EU combo of all says:

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  41. 139
    Eid Miliband says:

    These briefs are all blank

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  42. 145
    The British media are cunts says:

    Would anyone from the BBC like to explain why whenever Greenpeace are given airtime the interview is a verbal blowjob? Why never any tough questions?

    Like

    • 157
      Dr Death says:

      I would ask them if that fucking death trap that they sail around the globe on runs on Angel Farts ?

      Like

      • 175
        Greenpeace its all a fucking con says:

        As a feckless idle bastard I recently peered at my lawn which hadnt been mown since 1989 being disabled with a serious Stella problem I foolishly asked her indoors to give it a go.Rather than the situation turn nasty I made the mistake of phoning Greenpeace to mediate….did they turn up to mow the lawn did they fuck to busy cruising around the Med …Its all a fucking con I tell ya….God only knows what happens when a Bowling Club asks for help with Green Issues…

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    • 184
      British Labour Broadcasting Corporation Employee says:

      No.

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  43. 148
    Owen Jones says:

    Heels or flats to the Mosque this morning?

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  44. 153
    Come on ladies, come on ladies says:

    One pound fish.

    Like

  45. 171
    Red-Sauce Ed says:

    How do I get ketchup stains off my shirt?

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  46. 177
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    The simple truth is that these Tory scum would rather that Labour got back in power than people voted for UKIP because they want a straight fight between Tory and Labour. That way they always have roughly a 50% chance of winning. It doesn’t even matter to them what Tory policies are or how may immigrants are allowed in or what powers they give away to Brussels. Tories are traitors, every single one of them.

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  47. 181

    He knows that he will not be around for much longer….

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  48. 200

    You can visit it once. It is real buiness in UK Warehouse Doncaster | iPort, Doncaster, UK

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  49. 205
    A Bacon Sarnie says:

    Vote for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Like

  50. 218
    Anonymous says:

    This would only work if the questions were decided by public votes akin to the epetition site, sure their might be some joke questions but it’d be better than plants and Question Time style questioning.

    Like


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