July 28th, 2014

Bercow Faces ‘Cash for Access’ Accusations
Speaker Accepts Donation From Sally’s Security-Cleared Pal

John Bercow is facing accusations of ‘cash for access’ after Guido revealed he has accepted a donation from a businesswoman to whom he gave a parliamentary pass. Farah Sassoon, who is a close friend of Sally Bercow and is well known for her booze-fuelled exploits with the Speaker’s wife, was granted clearance by the Bercows allowing her to bypass parliament’s security checks. Handy for Farah, since she is a significant donor to the Labour Party; giving them £40,000 through her hotel reservations company.

What did the Speaker get in return for giving Farah unfettered access to parliament? Surely the £5,000 donation from her company Trust Reservations Ltd this month is completely unrelated. If this were any other MP this would provoke allegations of cash for access. Though surely Bercow as Speaker is squeaky clean and beyond reproach…


  1. 1
    Confused Gnome says:

    What’s all this about Mr Bercow?

  2. 2
    What Bercow is says:

    Horrid Little Man

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Person says:

    You’ll like me, not a lot!

  5. 5
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Hamas Forces Having Sex With Goats *by Israeli drone* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln31ArXcCOU&sns=tw … Palestinian women must be really ugly,or frigid

  6. 6
    frenchjohn says:

    Westminster Tart showing her class…again

  7. 7
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Nigel Farage and his fellow EU troughers were too busy compiling their allowance claims to comment on this shit involving fellow Labour party elitists

  8. 8
    Just a little bit confused says:

    Why would an owner of a hotels reservation business need a parliamentary pass?

  9. 9
    Owhine Jones says:

    Sally will let anyone in for money.

  10. 10
    A Public Service Announcement From Team Ed says:

    This is a warning to all UKIPpers that your votes could propel Ed into Number 10. However, you’ve got plenty of time to work out the best strategy to make sure it won’t happen. Thank you.

  11. 11
    Jeff Banks says:

    I wouldn’t want to be in Farah’s trousers.

  12. 12
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Hopefully they’ll kick Bercow out in May 2015.

  13. 13
    Mycroft says:

    Ignorance is no excuse…

    Allowances are given, you can’t compile them.

  14. 14

    What a naughty little midget!

  15. 15
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Who put water in my gin?

  16. 16
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Morning you clagnuts

  17. 17

    I do cash for access – any chocolate man can buy me shots and I’m fully open *innocent face*

  18. 18

    Access to either of them might necessitate a subsequent trip to the clinic.

  19. 19
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Is this why Lib Dems are on the side of Hamas ?

  20. 20

    The Speaker is meant to be politically neutral. His office expenses are paid for by us and he is traditionally allowed to be elected unopposed by the major parties. Why does he need donations?

  21. 21
    The BBC are cunts says:

  22. 22
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    To fund my 2015 election campaign so that Nasty Nigel doesn’t try and nick my nice safe seat.

  23. 23

    Women are unclean and fit only for procreation.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Hmmm…Sassoon is an Iraqi J*wish name.

    Keep it in the “family” eh Johnny?

  25. 25
    JB says:

    I feel hot and my mouth has gone strangely dry.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    No…it should be abolished.

  27. 27
    David Ward says:

    “On this day of EID MUBARAK, it is important to remember ISRAEL”

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  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    That donation.The crutch of the argument.

  30. 30
    Winston says:

    Tribal politics amongst the 3 traditional parties is a charade (no matter what, the useful idiots in the Media try to tell you). This is emphasised by Bercow, who could easily Labour or LD. He is symptomatic of the One Party Govt system, that we now have.

    Support UKIP to smash this cosy stitch-up

  31. 31
    Brussels...The ultimate Gravy train says:

    You obviously don’t know the difference between allowance and expenses.

    Another reason to get out of the EU by the way.

  32. 32
    Ma­­qb­oul says:


  33. 33
    Willh says:

    I would vote Tory if there was a Tory party to vote for.

    That’s why I’m voting UKIP

  34. 34
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    The donation went to the Labour party.

  35. 35
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    They are all still at it. The little people only exist to fund the elite MPs and the political class. Just wait and see the extra funding the disgusting Labour Party has planned.

  36. 36
    The two Muppets says:

    Bercow and his classy wife have trashed the office of Speaker and I just
    hope that Nigel Farage stands against him and with a bit of tactical
    voting , we can get rid of the obnoxious cretin .

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    I presume this “sassoon” woman is descended form the great opium dealer and bringer of death in the opium wars.

    its amazing just how much history forgets and reputations expunged, unless you are a Tory of course.


  38. 38
    Zak Wagman MYP says:

  39. 39

    Russia ‘forced to pay $50bn’ to Yukos shareholdersTelegraph

    The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague issued the rulings.

    “officials under President Vladimir Putin had manipulated the legal system to bankrupt the company”

    From bad to worse…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  40. 40

    Russia ‘forced to pay $50bn’ to Yukos shareholdersTelegraph

    The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague issued the rulings.

    “officials under President Vladimir Putin had manipulated the legal system to bankr’upt the company”

    From bad to worse…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  41. 41

    Judging by the photo, is Bercow in receipt of immoral earnings as well as an apparent ‘bung’ for a pass ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  42. 42
    'arry says:

    Dear Muzz

    When losing at a ratio of 40:1 even I would ‘ave to give the f#*+#!?% up as a bad match.


  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

  44. 44
    Farah Sassoon's naughty bits says:

    Coooo-eeeeee! :-)

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

  46. 46

    Should be chump change for them:

    But we should get to find out how R’ussia regards intl law / treaties etc.

    Argument that it was all fine by R’ussian law may create the wrong optics, even if they have a valid case :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  47. 47
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Stupid thing to presume. She could be descended from a First World War poet or even a hairdresser.

  48. 48
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:


  49. 49
    The two Muppets says:

    Turkey will not even be considered for EU membership for at least
    ten years . Cameron is just being friendly towards a strong Nato partner.

  50. 50
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    I think the ragheads are fucking the goat because the Israelis have killed all the donkeys.

  51. 51
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

  52. 52
    Our Sally says:

    I’m squeaky clean.

  53. 53
    Johnny Bercow says:

    You are being heightist !

  54. 54
    Cinna says:

    Remind me which bit of Europe Turkey resides in.

  55. 55
    The Little Emporer says:

  56. 56
    The two Muppets says:

    It does not matter how you get rid of him ,just do it .

  57. 57
    Paniagua says:

    Was the goat called Sally?

  58. 58
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Who is this Sassoon woman? I smell something fishy about her. Anchovies, unless I am mistaken.

  59. 59
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Nothing more cowardly than pretending to be anti-EU but sticking with a party that wants to keep us in.

  60. 60
    'Little' Johnny Bercow says:

    “Why does Sally call me Justin?
    This is why”

  61. 61
    Dee says:

    I don’t see that he has done anything that other MPs don’t or wouldn’t do for money.

    Surely the question has to be why, if he is such a Labour Carpetbagger, haven’t the Tories sacked him from their Party by now?

    Weak, weak, weak. Cameron can slate the Russian PM, but hasn’t the balls to confront the Traitor in his own Party? They should get rid or stop griping.

  62. 62
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ne te lave pas, Josephine, j’arrive!

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Must have been a bloody strong antibiotic then.

  64. 64

    Have your say:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  65. 65
    Hugh Manatee says:

    He tried that a while ago, and the idiot Tory sheep in Buckingham still voted for the poison dwarf.

  66. 66
    Sally + 1 says:

    To the alley driver.

  67. 67
    Dangerous Brian says:

    This is not anonymous, get rid of the short ars*d bent bast*rd and his sh*t-bag of a wife.
    They are champagne swilling liberal hypocrites of the highest order, if they lived on a council estate they’d have had their kids removed and benefits stopped.

  68. 68
    Mycroft says:

    Personally I see nothing wrong in 40+ yo women going out and having a bit of fun, it’s the modern world, it’s not 1950.

    Back then it was ‘disgusting’ for a mature women to dress or feel sexy, I applaud them for it, but then I like MILFs, yummy-mummies and their fellow travellers.

    Good on them.

    Who got the five grand? Party or Person? Party… just about acceptable, Person… jail.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Nowt wrong with granny fanny.

  70. 70
    Rob says:

    Our entire political class is obsessed with homosexuality.

  71. 71
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Well it wasn’t called “Lucky”.

  72. 72
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Or else what?

  73. 73
    Truth Willout says:

    The purpose of this survey has nothing to do with BBC funding, but is just Cons party’s attempt to establish past and future voting behaviour.

  74. 74
    https://www.facebook.com/britainfirstgb?fref=nf says:


  75. 75
    Ed Miliband says:

    Everyone is saying a vote for UKIP will get me in at Number 10.

    Therefore I am instructing all the Labour party, their friends, family, and union party handlers to vote UKIP.

    I simply cannot wait.

  76. 76
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Crikey!, you would have thought things couldn’t get any worse after Gorbals Mick as speaker (sorry now Lord Gorbals Of Mick), and next we get a dwarf with obvious image problems that’s married to a tart, you just couldn’t make it up.

  77. 77
    Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

    I can’t see what is wrong with it. I have been doing it for years. How do you think I got the villa in Spain? Boaz.

  78. 78
    Another Headshrinker says:

    It.is so she can smuggle in the mega turbo strap on for Sally and not be embarrassed at a security search when the analhilator could be taken out of its confines and the Speaker will be unavailable due to being gagged and in his gimp outfit.

  79. 79

    The Bercows are beyond description. Will no-one in the Commons get rid of them? Then we can look forward to Lord Bercow, no doubt……

  80. 80
    Naturally says:

    Because there are so many homosexuals in Parliament that they can make a political virtue of what, for them, is a necessity.

  81. 81
    Sally loosing for looks Bercow says:

    Having a go at me for my aging looks

  82. 82
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    To be fair, all her casual male acquaintances use the tradesmen’s entrance.

  83. 83
    Fishy says:


  84. 84
    ThelewishLaw says:

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only Lews are human

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

  85. 85
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Which part of this speech do you not understand?


    “I am here to make the case for Turkey’s membership of the European Union and to fight for it”.

    Luckily Turkey only has 75 million members of the religion of peace to worry about.

  86. 86

    Bollocks. Time to close the place down. Where’s Cromwell when We need him???

  87. 87
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Agreed, 100%.

  88. 88
    Morgan's Organ says:


  89. 89
    ... says:

    Maybe you can sell them your Grandma?

  90. 90
    ... says:

    It amply serves to highlight to the world that The Izzies and those who pander to them are unprincipled and corrupt scum of the worst order.

  91. 91
    Paniagua says:

    Hopefully Lord at the front of his name will be swiftly followed by RIP at the end of his name.

  92. 92

    Nothing wrong with it in itself. Anyone’s next shag might be their last.

    There is every problem with it when it is done to trash the institutions of Her Majesty’s Government.

    Her Majesty takes care not to be caught snogging gentlemen, including even her own husband, but also those of “all other comers”. In fact, I doubts she does anything of the sort.

    So Mrs Bercow could disport herself with more dignity. Except she does not have the breeding. Well not that sort…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  93. 93

    @SC: May be a little bit b/s – but G’ermany plugging for hope – cracks in the power bloc:


    Has been covered widely today – notably T’imes of !ndia.

    Problem with this is that the BND are not so good internationally, have an internal and well publicized spy problem of their own. That has been concerning C!A, but GRU will have fully infiltrated. That is important as it means BND’s inner information loop is susceptible to subversion.

    A political reality in R’ussia is that the ol!garchs do not carry that much weight: If they don’t play ball, off to gulag. P’utin’s position is well documented: If they don’t do what is needed, the State will ‘restart’ their operations without them.

    The notion that ol!garchs have total power is a fiction which exists in Europe and particularly the UK which G’ermany itself corrected the other day when it stated that peace has a higher priority than economics. That may yet be considered the E’uropean position on this matter – and about time too.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  94. 94
    Birmingham Education Department. says:

    Are you one of us Brother?

  95. 95
    Col. Nut says:

    Possibly down the bottom of the Edgeware Road, apart from his head. Probably beyond rescussitation.

  96. 96
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Ha ha. Like that.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Well said that man.

  98. 98
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Or, more likely, simply a perverts lifestyle choice.

  99. 99
    Taxfodder says:

    He is the personification of all that is wrong with the seedy fag end political classes/degenerates at Parliament.

    Some of the more gormless try to pretend otherwise but most realize they have been discovered for the vermin they are, and in turn are blatantly looting what they can while they can.

  100. 100
    Grumpy G says:

    The photo shows a couple of sluts. Who are they?

  101. 101
    Jon Snow says:

    Let’s have some truth,Hamas wants to destroy Israel,they don’t even recognise Israel.

  102. 102
    Suckers says:

  103. 103
    The two Muppets says:

    How often have you seen
    or heard Cameron fighting for Turkey membership ?
    My comments on post at 11.12 am are relevant .

  104. 104
    Sally's Friend says:

    We let out the offices overnight to immigrants, but they have to be out by morning so they can pretend they slept in the middle of Park Lane.

  105. 105
    Bog Paper says:

    The bit west of the Bosphorus?

  106. 106

    Nothing in the Register of Members Interests about this donation. So, who will be first to make an official complaint?

  107. 107

    I am not a BBC aficionado, if that’s what you mean?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  108. 108

    The photo shows a couple of sluts. Who are they?

  109. 109
    You can call me Mr Bastard says:

    Not really. If you read the wiki page of David Sassoon’s father then you’d find that virtually every Sassoon in Europe is descended from them. It is therefore a reasonable assumption that she is related.

  110. 110
    Mycroft says:

    That only applies if the person is PAID FOR by the state, if either Bercow or Sassoon are state employees and are on state business it would be reprehensible.

    But she seems just a bit jolly and living life.

    It is best to not conflate association with position.

    The present Royalty are paid for Goldfish, they sit in their privileged jail, but jail it is their life is shallow and sh’t, it is not a real life.

  111. 111
    Charlene Tilton. I was a star in Dallas and like you enjoyed the sobriquet Poison Dwarf says:

    Johnny I’ll marry you.

  112. 112
    48 The two Muppets says: July 28, 2014 at 11:12 am says:

    The two Muppets says:
    July 28, 2014 at 11:12 am

  113. 113
    Hume Anna Tee says:

    The ‘idiot Tory sheep in Buckingham’ elected Robert Maxwell in 1964, so it’s not impossible they could go for someone larger-than-life (or, at least, larger-than-Bercow) in 2015.

  114. 114
    Mycroft says:

    I think that’s a comment from the domain of either the ‘insecure male’ or ‘jealous woman’… everyone else just sees people having a bit of fun.

  115. 115
    Norma Stitz says:

    Not a bad lay, apparently, but a long way round to kiss ‘em.

  116. 116
    Sore Goat says:

    …..Goat shagging??????????? FFS…..At least do it where big brother cant’ see you!

  117. 117

    Agree completely with not conflating association with position. But it actually goes a bit further than that, doesn’t it?

    As an analogy, let’s see how her bedsheet routine goes down in, say, Jeddah…

  118. 118
    Mycroft says:

    We don’t live in Jeddah and I don’t want Jeddah’s life-style as any part of my own.

    I think the issue (if there is one at all) is whether we want lobbying to happen and as it has done so for years I doubt we’ll change it now.

    O-O ‘lobbies’ just as hard and badgers more aggressively than Sassoon, plus I believe (no defamation intended) certain people on O-O like a drink, so slagging off anyone on this site for having a bit of drink-fuelled fun is hypocrisy in the raw.

    I don’t know if it goes further, I’d like to be told what this ‘further’ is though, then I might be able to join the lynch-mob… I demand the opportunity to brandish my pitch-fork and bay at the witch, but I do, nowadays, like to have a good excuse :)

  119. 119
    Bullshit says:

    Time for him and his drunk wife to jog on out of politics. A pair of greedy media seeking arseholes.

  120. 120
    Mustapha Passport says:

    The old Arab quotation “”A woman for busines, a boy for pleasure but a goat for ecstacy.

  121. 121
    inside out says:

    Don’t you wish you could fire a rocket from that drone mid thrust.Last thing he would see on earth is a bleating goat,how sad for the goat.These Hamas fighters really are animals.I wonder if the RSPCA would take any action?

  122. 122
    The two Muppets says:

    Only female goats though .

  123. 123

    “Access” to what precisely .

    ( and isn t Bubble finished with all that now anyway).

  124. 124
    Cynic says:

    They look like two girls up for a bit of cash for access

  125. 125
    Fish says:


  126. 126
    lojolondon says:

    That picture makes me want to ask – was Sally Bercow born a woman??

  127. 127
    Rufus Stone says:

    Squeaky? Our Sally? Surely not. More like a clapper in a bell.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    two old tarts crutch shots . what a pair of sluts.Makes one proud to be british.NOT.

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