July 27th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

John Bercow is facing accusations of ‘cash for access’ over a donation from Sally’s party-loving pal Farah Sassoon, who is security-cleared for parliament thanks to the Speaker. Read all about it in today’s Sun on Sunday. Also in Guido’s column today:

  • Family misfortune over Harriet Harman’s latest fun tax on betting

RUFF

  • Tory women in parliament are writing a letter to their party demanding David Ruffley resign
  • Spooks and politicians fly off on an all-expenses paid trip to Israel at height of Gaza conflict
  • How Tory headbangers are spending a penny on finding out what Lord Hill really thinks about Europe

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547 Comments

  1. 1
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    UKIP still holding on to their vote (according to the polls) after the MEP elections. Nice.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Hattie Harpic is a vile old dyke.

  3. 3
    A Right Fucking Bastard. says:

    Jesus, my eyes.

    Bercow and that other slag.

    A minge and a fucking minger.

  4. 4
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Liebore’s Fun tax.

    Liebore’s Footy tax.

    Vote tactically next May to avoid Liebore’s Tax Bombshell!

    Anyone but Liebore :-)

  5. 5
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    We need a UKIP Government to get us out of the eu and stop immigration. If you fill a Country with shit sooner or later it begins to stink.

  6. 6
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Think I’ll get The Sun today and read about all of this depravity. :)

    Vote UKIP!

  7. 7

    Apologies for cross posting.

    Just because we are all descended from Mitochondrial Eve, it
    doesn't mean I'm going to invite you to my family reunion...
    
    

    @BW

    Well, it was kinda fun speaking with you again after my self-imposed decision to avoid you like the galloping pox.

    But to judge on results, it was pretty desultory.

    There is only any real point in communicating when substantive information exchanges. Not even the most deluded poster here (and I am not thinking about you – but Moussa say) would accuse us of having created more light than heat.

    It may be entertaining for some, we have put on a show of sorts, but really it is rather like masturbating in a gale… of dubious transient pleasure and you get your own back pretty quickly.

    It really endorses my original decision as being the preferred of a range of bad options. So it is to that state of relative sanity to which I propose to return.

    I wish you all good luck in your endeavour, whatever that might be.

    Sincerely

    SC

    Vote UKIP :-D

  8. 8
    dai puzzled says:

    so will this leave the tawdry party as a coalition of wimmin and gayz?

  9. 9
    BBC 24hr Rolling Bollocks says:

    That’s nice.
    Sally provided a ladder in her tights for John to climb up.

  10. 10
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    I don’t think they would stand for taxing bombshells in the Gaza strip or Israel.

  11. 11
    Norm Normal says:

    Why can’t the Labour party stay out of everyone’s lives?

  12. 12
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Vote UKIP, sod Dave & Ed.

  13. 13
    Norm Normal says:

    Don’t forget the supermarket tax!

  14. 14
    Ed Ball's Magic Money Tree says:

    Labour’s grasp of economics is so woeful they don’t even understand the difference between a subsidy and a tax

  15. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    The Bingo wing tax is going to hit the poorest hardest forcing many to eat their own children.

  16. 16
    Silly Bigcow says:

    Gash for cash more like

  17. 17
    Ma­­qb­oul the Awesome says:

    Judging by his a/s ravings I can only think that poor old BW’s pregnant mum must have been frightened by a rabbi.

    Vote UKIP :-)

  18. 18
    Person Non Grata says:

    What credence can be attached to this I’m not sure, but very worrying if true.

    Full story and updates. http://tinyurl.com/p54o4wc

  19. 19
    Norm Normal says:

    It’s all too easy to be caught in the gravity well of a singularity of stupidity. It’s an odd phenomenon, no light can penetrate it’s event horizon.

    Best wishes SC.

  20. 20
    Hear All See All says:

    If you want to avoid a Labour majority, vote UKIP.
    It really will make sense despite the inevitable smears and jibes by MSM.

  21. 21
    Here you go then... says:

    Hmmmm….Farah Sassoon, that name sounds J*wish to me!

    Keep it in the family, eh Johnny?

  22. 22
    Cuckold too far says:

    To lick the black man’s penis?

  23. 23

    Here is a Gravatar (I hope)…

  24. 24
    Person Non Grata says:

    PS. The original video has subtitles. Odd?

  25. 25

    Indeed!

    And God Save the Queen! :-)

  26. 26
    Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

    Ukip have been on the slide of late, 9% in the latest poll. They really need a by-election victory if they are to stand a realistic chance of winning a seat in 2015.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Labour party fundraiser and BBC cock-holster Owen Jones wearing his Labour PPC attire:

  28. 28
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Morning campers!

  29. 29
    Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

    Vote Ukip in safe Labour seats, maybe.
    Vote to stop Labour anywhere else.

  30. 30
    Owen Jones' Dad says:

    Hm, a light chianti and some fava beans, must nip down to Waitrose

  31. 31
    Religion of peace says:

    We will be better off under Labour!

  32. 32

    Much appreciated (and for earlier comment too.)

    Was concerned that conical singularities would become comical singularities… :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  33. 33
    Chris "Crispy Pants" Bryant says:

    There’s nothing camp about me!

  34. 34
    Ellie-Mae says:

  35. 35
    Dennis the Menace says:

    What an odious self-important little creep that Jones fellow is – and, by the name, the little shit is welsh too.

  36. 36
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Bet you look good in a batman costume

  37. 37
    BEWARE: He seeks supply and adulation says:

    The way he’s holding that mic is putting me off my Sunday brunch!

  38. 38
    Why are they all here? says:

    I suggest Owen and the rest of yesterday’s demonstrators fly to Gaza to show their solidarity.

  39. 39
    Owen Jones says:

    That’s my “Mick Jagger” impersonation

  40. 40
    Jezza says:

    What’s it got to do with you Owen? The backward idiots have been fighting and killing anything that moved for generations – it’s in their culture so let them get on with it.

  41. 41
    The Illuminateh Parteh says:

    Is that gravatar the all seeing eye?

  42. 42
    NO SEATS NIGEL says:

    Nope.

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  43. 43
    Owen Jones says:

    Noooooo, solidarity means dresiing in a sharp suit and getting paid to do interviews and newsbites to say what a bunch of murderers the raeli’s are. Go and fight? Bet there’s no Bollinger there for one thing….

  44. 44
    Cinna says:

    I can almost see her crack…if I squint a bit and angle my neck sideways…

  45. 45
    Ardman says:

    Wallace & Gromit have added Harriet to the collection.

    http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/films/acloseshave/characters.html?character=0

  46. 46
    Anders Breivik says:

    …because it’s their raison d’etre!

  47. 47
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Cinna don’t do it, it’ll scar you mentally for life!

  48. 48
    Why are they all here? says:

    Added to which, they take a rather dim view of quaires.

  49. 49
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Whoooo hoooo! It’s BUMSEX TIME!

  50. 50
    WTFingF!!?? says:

    So, the spooks and lizards are off to the despot racist colony to see if they can sell the Izzies another few BILLIONS worth of weaponry to kill civilians on top of the
    GBP 8 BILLION OF ARMS they already SOLD TO THE IZRAELIS!!!
    GB is run by the criminally fucking insane…

  51. 51
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    I think it’s a rac ial thing.

    Vote UKIP.

  52. 52
    A divorce lawyer says:

    Just because you are a woman why should your letter go to the top of the pile to be read ?

  53. 53

    No need for cash to access me if your hot chocolate *innocent face*

  54. 54
    The two Muppets says:

    WTF.are you talking about .

  55. 55
    WTFingF!!?? says:

    What you mean like the spooks and lizards are off to Izrael to see them throw some of the Gbp 8 BILLLIONs worth of ordnance they sold them at civilians in a fucking prison camp?

  56. 56
  57. 57
    ??? says:

    WTF has it got to do with you “Jezza”? You sound like a Firster.

  58. 58
    Socialists, we build invisible prisons for life. says:

    “Owen”, hmm, on first name bases with the pompus little cnut?

    Only teasing.

    Vote UKIP, get rid of the jones’s and the beardies.

  59. 59
    The two Muppets says:

    Do you believe in the tooth fairy as well ?

  60. 60
    Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

    I get the Sun everyday for page 3, also it is the only paper I understand. Boaz.

  61. 61
    Socialists, we build invisible prisons for life. says:

    I bet the primative sand dwellers will make a ‘birdie’ of him when they get going over here.

  62. 62
    The two Muppets says:

    If you want to avoid a Labour majority,you must vote Conservative .
    You will then get your referendum .

  63. 63
    The two Muppets says:

    I agree 100%.

  64. 64
    Oy! says:

    I think you know.

  65. 65
    Socialists, we build invisible prisons for life. says:

    I see on your list of ‘media reader’ up top end, Gewdo, that Gabby Hinsliff has joined the Guardian ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Vote UKIP.

  66. 66
    Shampagne Socialists says:

  67. 67
    rick says:

    Indeed.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    There will be no referendum.

  69. 69
    deleted says:

    More skidmarks than the end of Heathrow airport.

  70. 70
    Neil Kinnock sent from Glynis's iPad says:

    I knew a Palestinian once and he was a real pain in the arse.

    He never stopped moaning and had a real chip on jis shoulder about Israel

  71. 71
    deleted says:

    Nice to see all the lefty mongs out protesting at those evil Joooooows. But how about protesting against ISIS?

  72. 72
    rick says:

    In nearly all major areas affecting England there is no appreciable difference between Lib Lab and Con. Might as well vote UKIP.

  73. 73
    SeeBelow says:

    This
    “Spooks and politicians fly off on an all-expenses paid trip to Israel at height of Gaza conflict”

    and this, see table at 26) GB arms sales to Izrael:

    http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201314/cmselect/cmquad/205/20504.htm#a5

    and this twisted slime:

    http://news.yahoo.com/kerry-makes-mic-gaffe-gaza-085610315.html

    So they are all off to see how they can help their Master race kill more Goym and steal more land (and Gas).

  74. 74
    And how is Wimin holding Heavy weights over their heads a sport? says:

  75. 75
    Shampagne Socialists says:

  76. 76
    The LibLabCon are suffering early elections says:

    Not really. Farage said they wouldn’t waste effort campaigning over the summer and have gone off to plan for the elections.

  77. 77
    POTUS says:

    You know I was servicing Michelle and I thought, why must the powerful man in the world have to tup an ABW?

    That’s another job for the Navy Seals! Hell, yeah!

  78. 78
    Todays dreams are? says:

    Just amazing these racists and internet thicko’s still hanging on, after all the fkin hate from the sh1terati and newspapers, UKIP should have lost all those people who were only lending their to vote for the Euro elections, vote UKIP and get rid of the LibLabCon liars.

  79. 79
    Bloomers says:

    Handy for lifting the fridge to clean behind it though.

  80. 80
    Croquet chips says:

  81. 81
    Neil Down says:

    Your party whoring itself to the EU and social democracy is what’s going to put Labour back in, not UKIP. You left us, we didn’t leave you. The Tories are like a cheating wife flaunting her affairs around town and then sobbing that her husband walked out on her.

  82. 82
    Israel Firster says:

  83. 83

    SPENDING A PENNY ON EUROPE ??

    APPROPRIATE.

    THE WHOLE EU IS A COMPLETE MESS OF ORDURE.

    ( which tastes even worse than potage –so I m told…)

  84. 84
    Gordon, saviour of the world says:

    Went to see the weight-lifting at the Commonwealth Games but only stayed 5 minutes.

    As you know, seeing a lot of snatch isn’t really me.

  85. 85
    Mark Regev says:

    We are fighing for our very survival. Weeks of relentless pounding by Hamas have left us weakened to the point of near total destruction. Thousands of our people have been slaughtered. But we will fight on.

  86. 86

    I’D SPARE THE SPOOKS BUT THE POLITWITIANS ARE CERTAINLY WELCOME TO A ONE WAY EXCURSION TO THE MOUNT OF OLIVES .

  87. 87
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  88. 88
    Opinion poll observer says:

    Au contraire, the last ten UKIP scores in the polls are

    12,14,11,13,17,15,13,17,14,13

    An average of 13.9%

    Either side of the Euro election their average was 15.4%. I would call that “holding up”.

    Also you neglect to mention the Lord Ashcroft polls which showed them ahead in two Westminster constituencies: Thurrock and Thanet

  89. 89

    SALLY SAYS

    @innocent face

  90. 90
    Cleggover says:

    I’m really looking forward to running Britain when Dave starts his hols next week.

    A tactical nuclear strike on Leningrad will really send a message to Putin I’m not to be trifled with!

  91. 91

    Is that supposed to be Nigel s hand trying to encircle his Great Swinging Dick ?

    And you wasted all of Sunday morning on that ?

    Would have been more constructive to have had a hand shandy yourself .

  92. 92
    tinyurl.com/q8scyla says:

    I think we can rule out SC having just arrived on the red-eye or being French.

  93. 93
  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    was me thinking those 2000 plus rockets had fired spontaneously.

  95. 95
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pitted?.

  96. 96
    William Vague says:

    With the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, thinking Benghazi and Gaza were the same place may have hindered my work as Foreign Secretary.

    C’mon, they do sound alike!

  97. 97
    Vince the Cable Guy says:

    As long as you say sorry afterward

  98. 98

    R’ussia – Liars Poker #2

    Vote UKIP :-D

  99. 99

    Have we still got a Commonwealth ?

    Christmas Island , Anguilla and the Northern Bechuanaland Protectorate ( oh sorry that last one s been taken over by Mugabe)

  100. 100
    Owen Jones says:

    Both smelt like Ben’s khazi

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Has Chuckie been round to see you yet.

  102. 102

    She s a chunky bit of bint t ain’t she.

    Wouldn t fancy waking up after a night of passion with HER thighs still over my back !!

  103. 103
    Mark Regev says:

    Earlier a warhead disguised as a one litre bottle of coke landed in an open area not far from Israel. This follows the three bottles of fanta launched into the sea with the clear intention of destroying the Israeli navy. We have decided that the appropriate and humane response is to flatten Gaza so that no more warheads can be launched from its territory.

  104. 104
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Putin doesn’t concern himself with trifles.

  105. 105
    SeeBelow says:

    “My comment is awaiting fucking moderation”

    See table at 26)

    http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201314/cmselect/cmquad/205/20504.htm#a5

  106. 106

    What about the plastic bag tax .
    When Iceland start charging me five pence a bag i won t be able to nick them like I do now and use them for free bin liners when going in to buy a £1 ready meal !!

    Damn good value that Malcolm Walker.

  107. 107

    On what ? Whether to stay or leave the ……UK.

  108. 108

    NAAH . SUNDAY SPORT S YOUR MAN FOR DEPRAVITY .

    THEY EVEN HAVE ADVERTS FOR FREE SEX CALLBACKS FROM MARS !

  109. 109
    SeeBelow says:

    Yes, you saw it right! Utterly insane.
    In 2013 GB sold the ZioLoons nearly 8 Billion quidsworth of arms!

  110. 110

    You feeling all right Schrodd?

    Had your SHEBA today ?

    Haven t picked up something nasty from the other moggies have you –dirty stop out !

  111. 111
    Mark Regev says:

    Attention all Western media.

    We have been on the receiving end of a further 5 fanta bottles launched in the general direction of Israel, 5 of which landed in the sea. We will now initiate the Samson Option, which involves the nuclear destruction of the entire world. Israel has the right to defend itself. You have been warned.

  112. 112

    Ohhhh harsh Silly .

    I don t think she s quite stooped that low yet .

    But ….another future twitter lawsuit ………

  113. 113

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    ahh but ‘ees not real welsh wales boyo. We don t abide shirtlifters
    down ‘ere .

    ‘Ee cone own ‘ere ‘e’d geddah good kickkin’ ‘ee would !

    Then we’d ‘and him over to Katherine and Charlotte for
    ” re education ” like .

    Long Live The Mexican Puppeteer r!!

  114. 114
    Chuka's Suffering from PMT says:

  115. 115
    Washington's Blog says:

    High-Level American Intelligence and Counterterror Officials: Islamic Terror Is Motivated by U.S. Support for Tyrants in the Middle East and U.S. Support for Israel

  116. 116
    Malaysian Airways spotting says:

  117. 117
    Neocon Blair: This video gives me a hard-on says:

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    Person Non Grata says:

    The N*zi-Fascist Origins of the EU Superstate – Rodney Atkinson

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    OWEN THE LAST TIME MICK JAGGER WORE PIMPED UP SUIT AND TIE WAS IN 1963 ON “THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS ” WHEN BRIAN MATTHEW INTRODUCED THEM FOR THE FIRST TINE ON TV SINGING “I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER BABY ”

    YES THAT S RIGHT YOU WEREN’T BORN THEN AND NEITHER PROBABLY WERE YOUR PARENTS!

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    Cinna says:

    Oh, how terribly middle clarss. And just how did she come by those seats?

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    Looks like a Tony Bare lookalike on Harrie s left

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    Cinna says:

    Your average citizen isn’t armed to the teeth and sitting on a cache of rockets.

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    She was told of Claims? So what? says:

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    Harrie : Is this table tennis then?

    Watson : No.

    Harrie : 0h it s the real tennis is it ?

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    Cinna says:

    A war crime? A bit like Iraq then Johnny me old mucker. I didn’t hear you arguing against Tony about that.eh?

    At least the the Palestinians are sitting on real rockets, not the the mythical WMDs you lot dreamed up.

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    They look reasonably clean .

    And they appear to have put his umbilical cord back correctly at birth too….

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    Cinna says:

    I’ve just noticed that tag line under your pic says “CLAIM YOUR ONE MONTH FREE TRIAL”.
    I think I’ll pass if you don’t mind.

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    WHAT ABOUT PMT Chukka would you be up for that after the operation?

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    Unite & Unison says:

    We stand ready to pack the audience with our shit for brains lefty activists, just like we do on Question Time.

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    Labour council leader says:

    Proudly flying the Palestinian flag from our town hall today. I bet all the J ews in town are proper scared. Serves them right!

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    Ed Milimong says:

    Erm…

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    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    Doesn’t sound very eco-friendly.

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    Socialists, we build invisible prisons for life. says:

    Oh, right, that is not the sort of thing that is said in private, but shouted out loud so all and sundry can hear.

    Not that the body guard doesn’t want to make a buck or two.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Socialists, we build invisible prisons for life. says:

    You have long argued, huh, who the fuck are you to interfere with the traditions of British politics?

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    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    Cognitive dissonance; Although Islam should be anathema to every Socialist, since it seeks to destroy all that Socialists profess to hold dear (among other things, it’s racist; it’s misogynistic; it condones and attempts to legitimise domestic violence; it’s homophobic) Lefties are not merely incapable of criticising it, they defend it, screaming “racist!” at any ‘Rightie’ who happens to stand up for what are, ironically, Socialist values.

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    Well since they are not actually allowed an army to defend them, WTF choice do you think they have, you MORON.

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    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    And has John Prescott said anything about the ethnic clearance and murder of Christians in Iraq? Why yes, he says we should just leave them to be slaughtered.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/john-prescott-im-proud-served-3738912

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    What “real rockets”? You’d have more success with plain fireworks.
    I know yopu are particularly dense but you should have twigged by now that Pal use of rockets is SYMBOLIC. It’s the ZioLoons doing all the killing of cvilians.

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

    You white male racists – I just had over 50% of your comments moderated away from my latest column about how white males are trying to control us through the patriarchy.

    I win. And I can use modern technology to have a baby at 43 and I can use hate-crime legislation to force men to find me attractive now I’m old.

    Be Awesome – modern life for modern ladies.

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    Ukip-lib-lab-con-sham says:

    UKIP are fin…. ask around any working class area, esp the west mids and see the difference from a few months back. Many are ready to vote labour for a push to get of the Libcons. Though G-D knows where that will get us…

    The fault… stupid Nigel.F who resides in Euroland and still milking the tax payer for himself and his euro-skeptics. Are you are a fackin’ laff?

    Ukip as bad as the rest of the shites.

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    Eeer, The yanks trained ISIS.
    The ZioLoons helped form Hamas, don’t forget.

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    Well since they are not actually allowed a military to defend them aginst the ZioNAZIs, they have to make due with Hamas, you smallminded, stupid cow.

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    No shit, Sherlock.

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    Coke says:

    Dangerous fanta bottle killed a soldier yesterday….

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    Filthy hypocrite says:

    Senator King, the IRA supporter on the panel asking questions…..

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    FedUpWithZioLoons says:

    What’s the point when the spooks and Lizards are off to Izrael to help their master race use the 8 Billion quids worth of weapons they sold them in 2013 on civilians.

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    The referendum – should it ever take place – needs to be about taking the UK out of what is just about the most deceitful and corrupt organisation there has ever been – the EU.
    By default, it would also be about kicking Merkel’s prying tentacles out of the UK.

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    The Growler says:

    I don’t think Nige would trust Liebore and if he would be daft to trust the Tories, and for the time being the LibDems are a totally spent force, UKip’s got to prove themselves and have to produce some good, viable policies, not just airy-fairy ones if they do want to get into power, cock it up and they will disappear without trace.

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    Cinna says:

    You are a f’cking lunatic aren’t you? You’ve read that much Palestinian propaganda that what little brain you have has become addled. You’re as witless as the Palestinians whose only tactic is to keep tugging the lions tail then whinging when it turns an mauls them.

    There is only one sure solution to peace in Gaza and the ‘Sraeli’s seem intent on bringing it about.

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    Cinna says:

    I take it the guy throwing the chair doesn’t agree with the Gaza loonies.

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    just looking at the pretty pictures says:

    She could use some of that Lagrend Hyaluron Intense Skin Repair for Day krémben, as advêrtised above.

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    Miranda says:

    Go on, admit it – you rather enjoyed snatching everyone’s pension funds, didn’t you ?

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    Cinna says:

    If you are so incensed about the Palestinians why don’t you get off your ‘rse and go and show some solidarity with the. No? I thought not.

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    Vlad says:

    The bombe surprise looks very tempting.

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    Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    Excellent!

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    Popeye says:

    Not against me – not if they know what’s good for them.

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    Ivy Batonround says:

    Ooh, not half, dear.

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    The Growler says:

    Well Fawkesy and chums can lift a full pint pot from the bar to their lips or even manage to lift a bottle of Bolly and pour from the bottle into glasses on the bar, will that qualify them for weightlifting?

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    Jimmy says:

    I used to think the Guardian couldn’t sink any lower than letting the idiotic, overgrown adolescent Freeman write about politics.

    Then I read an article by Jessica Valenti.

    Why can’t we put all the feminists on an island together and let them get on with it and leave normal people alone?

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    The Growler says:

    My dear, young, sweet innocent Muppets, have you not noticed that Cast Iron Dave is at the helm of the Torwy parteh

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    Hi Lorrain!

    Did you get your Embarkation finished? Or have you been at the Gellée? :-)

    (NG14)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Handycock whipping it out. says:

    Has anyone got the phone numbers of the two birds in the top picture?

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    God Save The Queen :-D

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    The Zioloons have brought this all upon us says:

    Now Bradford Schools Facing Claims of Islamist Takeover

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/07/27/Bradford-Schools-Facing-Claims-of-Islamist-Takeover

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    The Growler says:

    That makes you about average IQ for MPs

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    A cheeky scouser says:

    There is a good bottle of beer on the floor too.

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    Every nutters surfing says:

    He’s far too busy surfing the net for jooo hatred and tinfoil websites.

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    The Growler says:

    Yup, that’s the rag Fawkes used to write for, Dirty Des has a lot of other interests, don’t know if he was invited to a photo shoot

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Tony B.LIAR & Gordon CLOWN says:

    13 years of Labour

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    It will be super messy for R’ussia if they do go in.

    The article: ‘In eastern U’kraine, the fighting continues. R’ussia is concentrating troops at border’ – Translates Ok.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Ukip-lib-lab-con-sham says:

    Only three more like that and I get my bonus don’t I, J-C?

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    David Axlegrease says:
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    Chubby Green says:

    Bah Gum it’s Bradford now is it?!

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    Sunflowers and the MCE “reflection of the pupil”…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    If I keep playing the victim ‘card’, will I get the sympathy vote ??

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    I have long argued Chuka should be abolished in his current form.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    PCR says:

    Don’t expect to live much longer

    European governments and the Western media have put the world at risk by enabling Washington’s propaganda and aggression against Russia.

    Washington has succeeded in using transparent lies to demonize Russia as a dangerous aggressive country led by a new Hitler or a new Stalin, just as Washington succeeded in demonizing Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the Taliban in Afghanistan, Qaddafi in Libya, Assad in Syria, Chavez in Venezuela, and, of course, Iran.

    The real demons–Clinton, Bush, Obama–are “the exceptional and indispensable people” above the reach of demonization. Their horrific real crimes go unnoticed, while fictitious crimes are attributed to the unexceptional and dispensable people and countries.

    The reason that Washington demonizes a leader and a country is to permit the creation of circumstances that Washington can use to act with force against a leader and a country.

    Washington’s incessant lies alleging “Russian aggression” have created Russian aggression out of thin air. John Kerry and the State Department’s Marie Harf issue new lies daily, but never any supporting evidence. With the stage set, the US Senate, the NATO commander and the Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff are busy at work energizing the wheels of war.

    Senate bill 2277 provides for beefing up forces on Russia’s borders and for elevating Ukraine’s status to “ally of the US” so that US troops can assist the war against “terrorists” in Ukraine.

    http://tinyurl.com/mnnbs2t

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    Anon says:

    ….At least her bollocks’ wont’ “Ping”…..although…?

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    David Axlegrease says:

    NOT WAVING BUT DROWNING…

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    brown-dog says:

    He’s from the tribe that have eternal form on that scam.

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    Ma­­qb­oul the Awesome says:

    Thought it was the Daily Star Sunday.

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    Anon says:

    ….A “bulgeing disc” at her tender age, will become something nasty in later life! Be careful!

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    Laurie Penny says:

    More Bollinger Owen ?

    Your glass is empty,you sexy beast.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    ISRAEL WONT ALLOW 2nd HOLOCAUST….. WITH HELP OF GOD ISRAEL WILL DESTROY HAMAS SOON.

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    This one is very heavy on symbolism – hopefully easy viewing and fun though :-)

    Sunflowers:

    A symbolic reference to both East Ukraine and MH17, there is a separate inference through the Tarot card as well – sequence of dealing important. (Note the Star – meaning / arcana # where the explicit MH17 reference is drawn).

    The Sunflower fields following the Sun card – First is N’evada, second is U’kraine – The sun behind the cloud of course is a divine reference to God / heaven.

    If you have ever wondered why E’urope is more associated with the M’oon in it’s deeper symbolism (look at the EP building for example…) the tarot card interpretation is relevant. The moon reflects the light of the Sun is the general idea.

    Would highly recommend Borge’s: ‘If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler’ – A very good read also.

    Note: Nevada is the Silver State. This is obscure, but in the Original Oz story Dorothy was depicted with Silver slippers which once clicked returned her to Kansas – ie. To reality after she followed the golden path to the emerald city. They were changed to ruby for the film. The silver aspect underlying the poker game is intentional – L’as V’egas not chosen just for its own unreality or the obvious symbolic monuments.

    Fun fact: The light on top of the Luxor L’as V’egas at 42.3 billion candela, the Luxor Sky Beam is the strongest beam of light in the world (non-Laser).

    This incoherent light source can be seen by aircraft at cruising altitude up to 275 miles away, such as when they are flying over L’os A’ngeles. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    http://eufundedproeutroll.wordpress.com/ says:

    Yeh, let’s get the evil russians, were not evil in the EU, were also above reproach.

    Oh and VOTE UKIP, co’s we foolishly think they will let our mates fuckwit ed and ballsface into power.

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    So Putin’s jet was allegedly flying ESE from eastern Ukraine on its route from Brazil to Moscow when the NE great circle route barely scr’apes NW Ukraine?

    Oh well, that makes sense, in intelligence terms. Good thing they drink a lot of Vodka there…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Gordon, Ward 14 says:

    After dancing Tea Cakes in the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, I hope there will be dancing chocolate logs in the closing ceremony

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    The two Muppets says:

    You need serious help .

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    Owen Jones says:

    With so many foreign reporters and citizen journalists in Gaza, why no pictures of Hamas fighters? Do they not exist?

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    Don’t you love the smell of R’ussian bull-sh!t in the morning ?

    They’re a bit out of practice. As I said before, seeing how they fell apart on this is a very useful weakness to know about. Ironic that they exposed this weakness by shooting down a passenger jet.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Mr Galloway says:

    Hamas Rockets Break Up Leftist Protests against IDF: Ha! What better display of leftist mental illness than th… http://bit.ly/1tPQM7h

    Ov Vey,I’m in bits at this news.

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    If you ever need to fly d’omestic in the US I do recommend S’prit A’ir also. They were chosen for explicit symbolism here, but they are a very good low cost option for routes between most US cities, and also have routes to C’arribean destinations.

    Very friendly flight crews and awesome service all round. Family friendly.

    That they are HQ’d in M’iramar Fl is relevant to the movie. A few meanings – shameless contraction of an explicit translation to a colloquialism is one of them.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    And it’s a gold medal in the mixed boxing for Dave Ruffley of Bury St Edmunds!

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    Mr Netanyahu says:

    So someone tell me again that Muslims aren’t animals, beasts, and savages, and Islam isn’t a pox and curse upon humanity.

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    Went to Las Vegas.

    Incoherent would be the description I would attach to the whole place. :-)

    Called in on some English friends who live there and whom I had met a decade earlier in Egypt (whilst admiring the Horus depictions ;-) ). I had lost their number and they didn’t do email in those days.

    Of course they had gone off to China, or somesuch, so it was a waste of time! Went off to Lake Haversu City instead and walked over the old London Bridge for the first time in some 33 years. Home from home! Almost.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Free drinks no doubt, with a name like that? :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The two Muppets says:

    Growler .. Cameron will always support the EU. and no doubt
    he will campaign to stay in , But the electorate will have
    a chance to voice their own concerns and vote accordingly .
    So it is a win ,win situation .It is cast in stone that we will
    get a referendum if the Conservatives win next year .
    The only danger is if Labour get in by the back door . and
    then we are all f ….d.
    ,

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Or pictures of Hamas firing rockets. It’s what the Hamas biased press don’t want you to see.

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    Does Moscow pay you for this or are you a ‘useful idiot’?

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    Lefties are beyond madness says:

    Chuka up
    I have long argued PMQs shld be abolished in its current form – PQTs might help bring about welcome change in PMQs too #pqts
    12:28 PM – 27 Jul 2014

    You can bet that if Ed was not so weird and any fucking good at PMQ this view would be different

    Hypocritical twat he is

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband’s has an image that no one else would want. Miliband’s image has gone too far and too fast into the farcical.

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    Abi Tits-must be sucked says:

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    Farrah Fucksyet says:

    She may be friends with a slapper but Farrah is one fuckable lass.

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    Anonymous says:

    #gorlovka Kiev once again sending grad into Civilian areas. Check out #gorlovka to take a look at who they killing. Smells like war crimes.

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    Soft drinks – yes. It’s a family airline. The snacks are good – unusual for discount airline.

    B’roward County is nice – F’ort L’auderdale more relaxed than M’iami. M’ojito’s are still tasty.

    However – S’outh W’est did it for me with best landing ever. As plane touches down, intercom comes on and the crew with coconut halves and good horse impressions / wrangling calls bring the steed, erm plane, gently in to the paddock, erm, Gate.

    Should be done more often IMHO :)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    british intelligence fears people into silence so that they can claim they had their consent says:

    it does not matter whether i am alive or dead many nations know you had involvement in 9/11 and 7/7 and the beslan massacre. it is only a matter of time before the uk gets nuked.

    so congrats to british intelligence. enjoy

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Popeye says:

    Cast in stone, eh? I’ll believe it when I see it – I wouldn’t recommend holding your breath.
    Besides, there’s much more to it than simply getting a referendum – there’s the rather large matter of what the referendum question should actually be and precisely how it should be worded. We’ve already had a foretaste of the subterfuge and duplicity that will come into play in the unlikely event that we ever get to that stage. The government despises the very people that it is supposed to represent and demonstrates this every time one of its number opens its mouth.

    Vote UKIP :D

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    Anonymous says:

    that is me telling you that you no longer have my consent to use my internet connection, my identity aka anything whatsoever to do with me.

    tomorrow i shall be visiting a solicitor to get this put formally into writing and sent to you.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Has Fallon resigned yet ?

    Another politician who can’t hold his pop.

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    shirley? says:

    Great photo of Harmon Guido, at the least 20 years old.
    Order-order must have a more recent picture ……?

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    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Twenty years old ??? We like them half that age.

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    'Allo John, got new mota!' says:

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    Have done Broward County and liked Fort Lauderdale. As you say more relaxed than Miami. Also went down to the Keys which was fun, but rather expensive.

    Had great satisfaction in skinny-dipping on the return, it is not uncommon in the Lower Keys and spoke to some of the friendly natives who were doing the same.

    I tend to go everywhere by car as there are so many places on the way. Dr’ove over 7,000 miles on one trip there. I had longed to see the only Wren Church I had missed in London. Problem was, it had been shipped out to Fulton, Missouri. Ticked that one at last! Next to it, the hall where WSC delivered his Iron Curtain speech. Topical again now!

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    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Why are we still waiting a replacement for Butler Sloss ?

    12 days this Inquiry has been wandering rudderless without a Leader.

    If you want justice then you just cannot rely on politicians.

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    Zero Mostel says:

    There’s NO business like Shoah business!

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    Lets short the Euro says:

    Retirement comes to us all no matter what the EU says.

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    A Chinaman says:

    Do you think Addul that people will be imprisoned for putting horsemeat in those beef burgers this side of May 2015 ?

    Of course not.

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    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    And how much did I Ran AND the SA Udi’s give to Hamas? Or ISIS etc., etc…

    Don’t fecking rocket them and they won’t behave like a kicked hornets nest.

    Don’t site your rockets among civilians, using them as shields.

    Bastards.

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    A green person who likes talking utter crap says:

    With friends like the Ukrainians who needs enemies?

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    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    Just standing up does.

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    John Leslie says:

    Phwooooar!

    Get yer tits out love, just one more time…or I’ll make you do it!

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    GetAclue. says:

    Eeer, You obviously don’t have a clue about what they Izzies get up to the rest of the time. They keep stealing land, building illegal settlements and committuing crimes against humanity.

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    GetAclue. says:

    Surrendering and presenting your arse for a shafting may be your way of life but obviously not the Palestinian’s.

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    I thought my sausages tasted funny. says:

    Perhaps the people who put horsemeat in the burgers have already been ‘dealt’ with.

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    Kick'er Inda Cabbage says:

    Jesus H fucking Christ, this place is turning into one of those puke educing Mail forums where 50 something old dears with cobweb clunges who haven’t had a decent finger up em in years witter on to each other about recipes and weather. Boring wankers who have overstayed their fucking welcome posting the most fucking inane comments that the internet has ever seen. About as funny as a lump on a bollock. I’m off for a fresh wank over a series of PMAO videos.

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    Blowing Bubbles says:

    The search for a fine, upstanding, honest member of the establishment is a long one.

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    GetAclue. says:

    LOL, I’m here to counter the Hasbara scum spreading their lies and to show the ZioLoons for what they are: racist supremacists who genuinely think they are the master race.

    “Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel.” — Chief Rabbi Ovadia Yusef

    6% of the whole world Chewish population turned up for his funeral.

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    Sir Malcolm Tente, Professor of Weirdiology says:

    He’s not autistic, he’s just weird.

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    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    Sally, Justine and Red Len I have decided that once the House of Commons has returned from the summer recess, PMQ will be scrapped.

    We will initiate a People’s Question Time, and to ensure impartiality, the names of those wishing to ask questions will be drawn at random from a list of those who attended BBC’s Question Time over the last ten years.

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    GetAclue. says:

    What an utter load of shite! Never mind poor dear, youi could be a Palestinian getting shot by zionazi scum while looking for dead kids in the rubble.
    Izrael ueber alles, hey.

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    GetAclue. says:

    Hail ze master race, Shalom!

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    My adverts are all in Polish, or something says:

     

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    táxpáyér says:

    Less Hamas = more peace.

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    Anonymous says:

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    My adverts are all in Polish, or something says:

    Yeah, and one day, somewhere on the internet, the first Libertarian blog will be launched.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Comments are revealing. Looks like meeting the lefts fellow travellers is the best way to become right-wing.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Profess is the important word. Marxism is about gaining power over others and nothing else.

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    Speaking of which, whatever became of that cunt, Bob Ambridge? says:

     

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    Anonymous says:

    @EU Funded Pro EU Troll

    “President Obama is hoping that Russia sends its troops into Ukraine. After all, as we remember from history, the operation in Afghanistan facilitated the collapse of the Soviet Union.” – Sergei Karaganov

    Really? Seems a bit simplistic to me…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Fuck Nose says:

     

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      says:

    you found the blank bit in character map then?

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     @theRealJeremyVinyl says:

    I love you Jeremy ♥ ♥ ♥

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    tommy_buttin says:

    navel-piercings are such a turn-off

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    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    …and by inference, Hamas are just misunderstood humanitarians.

    Get out a bit more. Just a suggestion.

    Happy?

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    Meet the New Boss says:

    Very little difference between Tories and Labour, so might as well take a chance if UKIP.

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    Faptastic says:

    I defy any red blooded straight man to watch a Girls Aloud video and not want to have a Barclays. Keep your Alizee, Cheryl and Nadine give me the horn and caused a 500% rise in the sale of tissues.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    More likely to facilitate the collapse of the EU (no more oil and gas), I for one will not shed a tear at its (EU) demise, Stalinist thug v Stalinist thugs
    Junkers!.

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    Saint Peter says:

    Still sweating I see, Zero. Nowadays, down there, they have “product” that could help in that department.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Royal Bank of Scotland.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Saint Peter says:

    Sarah gives me a harding. Forgive me that throwaway confection, boss.

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    No More Mr Dhimmi says:

    Or you could be a member of Hamas that incorporates the Protocols of the Elde rs of Zi on in its constitution…or indeed one of the majority of Gazans who voted for that organisation with that anti-semitic nonsense in its constitution.

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    Anonymong is me, after my browser crashed and Wodepress had not completed loading. It probably helped to push the browser over!

    We live and learn.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    GOD - @therealone.hev.com says:

    Just this once, Pete, mate.
    Watching a repeat of Robot Wars with Philippa Forrester at mo, so please do not disturb.

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       says:

    I’m skint so I’m having a Co-op.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Who are you talking to, dear?

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    Faptastic says:

    I once saw Phillipa Forrester on a tube platform wearing a white blouse she had unbuttoned and you could see her bountiful bouncing cleavage. My cock almost exploded just from looking. A true goddess.

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    Corrected Tweet – Still for the record.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Don’t forget your refund.

    Vote UKIP dear, the aubergines are better peeled first… :-D

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Always great to be in Jerusalem, Israel’s eternal & undivided capital and the heartbeat of the J*wish people!

    Happy Eid and Shalom to my goyim friends.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    The foreign language commercials are a nice touch, dear. They, definitely, lend credibilty to the fraud. It’s a, tried and trusted, tool of those who wish to deceive.

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    Meshuganah from Stamford Hill says:

    Eid ul-Fitr marks the end of Ramadan and occurs on Monday, 28 July 2014

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    Sorry dear. Just drank the deep cupboard dry. I had meant to put Woadpress.

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    ham says:

    Indeed. Who wants to, involuntarly, pick up Radio 5 Live through their abdomen?

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    Laurie Penny says:

    How to write good : Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

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    Neither US nor EU really want R’ussian military to mobilize.

    They would prefer P’utin to do the right thing and stand this down.

    That will not happen, so exposing R’ussia’s true nature and allowing them to continue making mistakes is the order of the day. Unfortunately those mistakes are costing lives, but it needs to be understood clearly that those mistakes R’ussia are freely making themselves without any outside interference.

    Agitprop will try to pin this on the US and apparent lack of action, but given that we are talking about two opposed nuclear armed super-powers, would it be responsible for the US to directly seek to escalate a military confrontation with R’ussia ? Short Ans: No.

    That R’ussia are attempting to spin in that direction is provocative and irresponsible. As time goes on it really only discredits P’utin in the eyes of others. Problem for EU – If it doesn’t take a stand it will be next.

    Unlike the US, which is separated by Oceans, Europe is very accessible to R’ussian ground forces. Unlike the US, European objection to R’ussia does not carry quite the same MAD baggage.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    percy-thrower says:

    Yep. A load of lovely parts atop two legs. I take it she didn’t jump?

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    Anonymous says:

    Honey, if your change your mind – am still free. Take a Chance On Me!

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    Cinna says:

    Happy Eid.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I tried listening to a Judas Priest track backwards to see if there was any truth to the famous subliminal message story and to my surprise, I could just about detect a faint screaming.

    Sounded a lot like my mother yelling, “Turn that fucking shit down!”

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    A moving report from Jon Snow.

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/video-watch-channel-4-presenter-3921505

    And Hilary Clinton just been on TV complaining about Russia supplying military equipment to Ukraine separatists…but of course no reference to the US supplying Israel.

    Outcomes are the same but on different scales: innocent children are murdered.

    Difference in US perspective is courtesy of the Israeli lobby – working for their self-interest and against the US national interest.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    So Lardarse Prescott thinks shelling Gaza is a war crime. That may or may not be true what do you call kidnapping and killing 3 teenagers and firing rockets at civilian areas? John? John? Where are you?

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Are you referring to the, infamous, internet troll or the ruffian from The Archers, dear?

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    Piers Morgan says:

    CNN has become Qatar’s whore as Qatari companies are the biggest advertisers on the network. No wonder their Pro-Hamas stance

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    Tachybaptus says:

    It is called Jennifer’s Comma after ‘Jennifer’s Diary’ in the Telegraph, which recounted the doings of the royal family. The author, Betty Kenward, used it as an awestruck pause of respect, for example: ‘Her Majesty The Queen, graciously attended the opening of the Chelsea Flower Show.’

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    Thanks for that.

    I was confused (and still am rather) over where Sergey Karaganov is coming from. Clearly we know his background but he was also Council on Foreign Relations – so the water is rather muddy here. He seems to be stirring it for USA, so would seem to be Putin’s man again. Or is he just a latter day Vicar of Bray?

    On which side do you think he is batting? Is it double or treble bluff? :-)

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    Cinna says:

    Alexei Sayle…another unfunny scouse g*it.

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    FedupwithZioLies says:

    I am sure the Palestinians would prefer to have a proper army helping them to excercise the right to self defence.
    Since the only recourse they have is for some angry amateursto lob some improvised fireworks towards Sderot, what the fuck else do you expect them to do?

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    Hilarious parody of Blurred Lines and is a better song too says:

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    Sir Patrick Mower, astrologer extraordinaire says:

    Could you see her anus?

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    Do me another says:

    Two centuries, the EU in the guise of Germany and France wanted a bit of the bears living space and got badly bitten, the EU is making all attempts to bait Russia by going into countries that Russia had/has lost control of and the EU in the guise of France and Germany is attempting to put Nato right onto Russia’s doorstep and hoping the bear just growls, next winter should be interesting times for the EU if they carry on trying to wind the the bear up and Clegg you are just a fkin idiot and shouldn’t be allowed to be called deputy prime minister, deputy dawg would be a better name, me Ia’m scared to sh1tless that the EU commits us to a war with Russia, the lunatics that run the EU should be the first in line to face the Russians.

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    FedupwithZioLies says:

    Less ZioLoons = more WORLD peace

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    Anonymous says:

    Just a word in support of our countryside: Not so free plastic bags tend to have a high-cost on wildlife. It’s an old idea, but taking a Shopping Bags shopping, certainly help Keep Britain Tidy:-)

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    Cinna says:

    You were f*cked long ago when you fell for the religion of peace’s propaganda. If you’re so concerned about the Palestinians in Gaza get off your harris and go and give them your support. There now, how’s that for a plan? Don’t fancy it? I thought not, you misbegotten leftard.

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    FedupwithZioLies says:

    “Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel.”

    “In Israel, death has no dominion over them… With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money.

    “This is his servant… That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Chew.”

    “Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat… That is why gentiles were created.”

    – Chief Rabbi Ovadia Yusef in October 2010

    6% Of the sum world Chewish population turned up to his funeral.

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    Gordon says:

    I prefer the clean & jerk, especially the jerk.

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    there's a zappa clip to suit every comment, ever says:

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    Close associate of Pr!makov – advisor to both P’utin / Yelts!n. Should be clear enough.

    He is correct about the failure in A’fghanistan but is being cryptic about the implications of failure for R’ussia to bring U’kraine fully back into its sphere.

    U’kraine is key for P’utin’s ambition to rebuild the R’ussian empire and in particular is important for the EEU structure R’ussia has been putting together over the past 20 years or so.

    K’agaranov can be forgiven for agitating against the US as he does have a personal connection here. At C’F’R’ level the political boundaries between blocs breaks down a bit and people at that level will have split allegiances.

    The fundamental problem with this situation is that for all its recent advances, R’ussia does not have a strategy for dealing with a passive aggressive opponent, and has been pushed into a state of paranoid action by insecurity.

    Events surrounding the recent downing of the plane speak to that very clearly.

    It would be wise to counsel P’utin that picking battles wisely does involve ensuring that the victories he is assured are not pyrrhic.

    A full on R’ussian assault will eventually get U’kraine back within R’ussia, but in turn will prompt R’ussia’s isolation again.

    P’utin is not an isolationist, and as he has sold a vision of R’ussia leading the world to his people, when his people realize what has happened in that regard, the consequences domestically will be very negative for all concerned.

    It should not be ignored that in practice many around the world do not give a damn about the MH17 downing or loss of life.

    They will care more about P’utin’s handling of this and his honesty and how R’ussia behaves as a partner.

    Unfortunately the mindset in R’ussia – at all levels – will not allow P’utin the flexibility to step back and pause. That would be regarded as weakness which would see him ousted and could release something far worst in the country.

    P’utin himself doesn’t really care much about any of this except to deliver on what he intends for his country. That, and a belief that God is on his side, will guarantee his legacy and perhaps victory. The current faux pas can be forgiven their side and life moves on.

    That is some of the real danger which presents itself to us. Not understanding it is su!cide.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    You miss the fact that the Russians and their predecessor USSR had rolled their tanks into huge swathes of Habsburg (and Polish) lands where they had no major influence before but had been attempting, as within the Ottoman Empire, to destabilise.

    You cannot just start at one particular time in history and ignore all that went before.

    You are right in identifying Clegg as an idiot but, useless as he is, he cannot be blamed for this problem which was in place before he dirtied his first nappy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Blowing Bubbles says:

    Hello Shlomo, hows the weather been in Tell-Athief today?

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    Noah says:

    Ali Akabar!.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    So if the fat ignoramus thinks that’s a war crime, what does he think of ‘tony’s’ gung ho “shock and Awe” bombardment of I rack based, not on retaliation but on a LIE.

    The fat hypocritical faux socialist cnut.

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    I said it before.. says:

    My mom went to W.H. Smiths, or suchlike, to buy this triple album (remember them?) for my birthday in AD’79 (remember that?)
    The old bag on checkout told her she shouldn’t be buying this filth.
    She’d obviously read the whole of the lyrics sheet, I suppose.
    Are Smiths still going? Who cares. She must be dead by now.

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    BigBlackGayCocks.com says:

    Suits Black Jack then, any more PIE Hatto.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    That’s socialists for ya.

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    36 DD says:

    Phillipa Forrester ‘ain’t got a cleavage!

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    Only R’ussia is committing anyone to war.

    Shouldn’t be scared as NATO can flatten them. If it goes nuke – so be it: We all lose then, including R’ussia – who arguably have more to lose.

    Clegg’s words are understandable on many levels. It should not be overlooked that as a D’utchman he does have a direct personal interest here – The impact of this on H’olland is deep.

    The countries you are speaking of are meant to be independent sovereigns. They were prior to the USSR – albeit some having adopted protectorate agreements with the R’ussian T’sar’s – those being invalidated once the R’ussian Crown was exterminated during the revolution.

    There has been no attempt to bait R’ussia by the EU: That is just agitprop designed to excuse R’ussia’s actual military incursions into independent sovereigns.

    You perhaps should say F’rance and G’ermany in the guise of the EU – but again that would not be correct. The real pressure within the EU to press for U’kraine accession would have been coming from E’astern States such as P’oland – who know only to well what R’ussia was up to and is like.

    That however does not justify the military action which R’ussia pursued when annexing Cr!mea and henceforth. That can be seen as pure warfare after they had lost the peaceful political arguments for U’kraine to join with them.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Not really paying attention says:

    Tony Blair’s an arsehole.

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    Red Ed says:

    FFS you muppets.

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    Follow all that. Would suggest that, if he leaves his troops on the border, he will also look weak. This plays to the “no good outcome” view discussed before.

    And, critically, China…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    there's a zappa clip to suit every comment, ever says:

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    Anonymous says:

    And no reference to the US training and supplying arms to the terror gangs in Syria? And to think, had British MPs voted for bombing strikes, ISIS could be in control of Syria by now. Little wonder Dave got rid of Bomber Hague. (Not that his Cold War supporting replacement is any better)

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    Anonymous says:

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    Wot happens if I knocks out ALL my teeth, Daddy? says:

    My python boots make my feet smell bad.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Troops on border whilst U’kraine mops up the mess he (well – Strelkov) created in E Ukraine is fine.

    Opening up dialog with OSCE and adopting an unarguably conciliatory and mature diplomatic channel with the EU AND Ukraine to ensure that a new government is elected and maybe a treaty drawn up to ensure U’kraine can remain sovereign independent with access to both trading zones would be ideal.

    In all of this, R’ussia does not need control of the territory for its EEU plan. It just needs good relations and trade access.

    EU is similar.

    Both sides have things to offer U’kraine in terms of development etc. and independent U’kraine would provide needed buffer between M’oscow and B’erlin.

    If that reasoning can be brought to being then the decree absolute in the divorce proceedings can be issued (hopefully you picked up that theme from the video :-) ) without further harm being done to the children.

    Unfortunately: Hope is not a strategy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    John Prescott is just the biggest fat hypocritical Hunt in the world. Fuck off Prescott.

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    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    Hey – you want to side with the Mozzies, that’s your choice, pal.

    When it comes down to it, they’ll either let you choose to convert to the religion of perverts, pay a religion tax or be beheaded.

    Can’t say fairer than that, squire.

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    One should also be aware that repeating the propaganda of ‘EU Provocation’ is to foreshadow the propaganda which will be issued in order to justify invasion of EU countries.

    Same deal with the NATO overtone.

    Unless you work for R’ussia – in which case: Howdy ! – it would be wise to not repeat or internalize that propaganda as it will defeat you in the psychological aspect of possible future battle.

    Think carefully: Who benefits the most from you thinking that way ? Who put the idea in your mind and how ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Chancery Lane says:

    I think the angry young fellow would be referring to a certain genre of gentlemen’s entertainment films commonly known as Piss My Ass Off. In these films attractive young fillies get their tight little bung holes reamed and urinated into, often then squirting said urine into the waiting mouths of other young fillies. So I am told. I hear that our rather marvelous chancellor is a big fan, as is Ian Beale.

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    Bercowed says:

    Bercow & his drunk slag of a wife can fuck off and do one. Pair of parasites whose morals are in the bogs.

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    Anonymous says:

    “5p for a plastic bag with your Company Logo?” “You want me to pay for advertising your Company?”
    So I turned the bag inside out.

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    Anonymous says:

    Would you say that targeting a school (with high-tec US weapons) and killing children may or may not be a War Crime? So, how many kids did the IDF kill today?

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    johnnie fingers says:

    I’m going to miss Miss P. Geldof’s incisive witterings across all media formats. What can you do to cheer me up?

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    Granny Jones says:

    Oh you look awfully smart, dear. Surely you’ll be able to find a nice girl dressed like that.

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    there's a zappa clip to suit every comment, ever says:

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    Partisan point for the day:

    O’bama took responsibility for H’ilary over Benghazi, so VVP should do so for MH17.

    http://thehill.com/policy/international/213422-clinton-putin-bears-responsibility-for-plane-crash#

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bercowed The Banker! Out Out Out! says:

    How Tory headbangers are spending a
    penny on finding out what Lord Hill
    really thinks about Europe??

    Perhaps the stupid stunts would be better off finding out what the public really thinks about Europe! Here’s a clue for them- O.U.T. Perhaps they can align themselves with the voters, after all they are accountable to the electorate and not to Lord Boring Hill. So stick the Lord where the Sun don’t shine.

    When is piss head Sally going into rehab!

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    Tachybaptus says:

    I well remember AD 79. Just got out of Pompeii in time.

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    pay peanuts says:

    Labour and Conservatives use their cheap and subservient foreign workers that drive minicabs. Conservative HQ have an account with anti- cyclist and anti- homosexual Addison Lee.

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    passing breeze says:

    Steve controls this site.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Don’t be silly. The real P l e b with spaces in his name loves and admires Blair, and would never quote the Daily Mail.

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    there's a zappa clip to suit every comment, ever says:

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       says:

    LOL !!

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    Owen Jones says:

    EID MUBARAK COMRADES LETS ALL TWERK OUR WAY TO THE MASJID TOMORROW MORNING OKAY? OKAY

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    Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

    As we teach our schoolchildren, piss-head Sally is a filthy white western whore infidel who dr!inks alcohol, and as such she must be flogged and stoned to death as per the will of Almighty Allah.

    All those who disagree are infidel whore dog racist scum pigs.

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    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    Keeping missiles in said school might also have been a warcrime.

    In fact, let’s scrap the “might also have been” and replace it with “was”.

    There we go.

    What would you do if the racist homophobic mysoginist peedo worshiping cretins of Hamas were lobbing missiles at your neighbourhood?

    I think you’d fucking fire back.

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    His brain appear to be centred some three feet lower than what one would normally expect here. Perhaps he has come to the wrong place?

    4-chan is quite good for that other stuff and I hear there is even more edgy stuff available, the sort of place you might bump into an average MP…

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    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    I have an irrational aversion to Fiona but are there any other Bruces I should know about?

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    Is THIS Why the Plane Was Shot Down? says:

    Is THIS Why the Plane Was Shot Down?

    The Russian government claoms Ukrainian fighter jets were flying very close to Malaysian Flight 17 when it was shot down. Eyewitness interviews by BBC Russia lend weight to these allegations:

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    there's a zappa clip to suit every comment, eve says:

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    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    Dear muzzies.

    As you know, ramadan ends today.

    It was nice of Him to deliver a heatwave during Ramadan, wasn’t it? To make you sad c*nts really suffer.

    Muzzies; even Allah hates your fucking guts.

    Ha ha ha ha ha haa!

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    We're all in this together says:

    “Big Society Network under investigation over ‘funding misuse’
    Watchdog examining whether charity set up to lead David Cameron’s initiative used funds to pay debts of linked company”

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    I feel I should go to feed Tinker says:

       

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    non taxable says:

    Hamas considers every Israeli citizen regardless of age or religion as being a combatant. Sauce for the Goose?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    A very reasonable approach, personally having flattened the place I would then walk around it putting a bullet into anything left twitching.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    This site doesn’t even work. I’m laughing because you people are fraudulent and I’m quite keen to see you taken down.

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    Rocket Man says:

    That shouldn’t be too difficult.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    Indeed, sir. I’ve done big logs.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Claims!

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    "Steve" says:

    I’ll bet my logs are bigger than yours.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    Your anal dilation is of no interest to The Force, sir.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nick Clegg said anything about this yet?

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    Ailurophile says:

    Ars Gratia Artis, surely?

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    the Black Pudding says:

    leaders of the sensible countries
    amalgamate your treaties
    gather together your warriors
    arm them with the most advanced weaponry
    send them to seek and to destroy the mutilators
    rid the world of Islam
    begin the Great Association
    start the 3 thousand years of peace

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    It changes nothing except:

    i) Further confirmation that BUK was moved into U’kraine from R’ussia.

    ii) It was used during the shoot down of the plane. The launch site was visited by T’elegraph later with some inspectors who found the evidence that a missile launch had taken place. (Bits of metal / scorch marks)
    – The BBC reporter very likely did not know what to look for or had spent enough time looking for it.

    iii) Rebels who were manning controls confirmed that cloud cover prevented them from seeing MH17 clearly from the ground. They only had radar visual.

    How the two women could have seen anything at the time of the shootdown raises other questions. The sound of the missile heading to target would be similar to the sound that a fighter jet makes, on the ground.

    Now – if the BUK had not shot the plane down then there would be no reason to move it. Very easy to count the unused missiles on that unit and disprove the initial claims.

    R’ussian radar evidence presented showed 4 civilian airlines in the airspace at the time, and allegedly one U’krainian fighter jet. In that situation it would not be acceptable to deploy a SAM : It would be the equivalent of firing into a human shield. Radar does not provide visual images but may confirm MH17 transponder was working, hence question as to why BUK crew ignored their IFF warnings.

    However, the rebels initially said that they were aiming for military transport planes – not fighters. The fighter jet story using civilian planes is cute and maybe a crafty strategy, but does not really make sense.

    If they were present they would have been to escort planes safely, unlikely as civilian planes to that point had not been at risk in the area. That changed when the BUK was deployed.

    It should be clear why the R’ussian version of events is not completely credible – and also why they have changed their story numerous times.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Fair enough, it’s their country, but do the mooslims observe our customs and traditions.
    I think quite the opposite.

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    Norm Normal says:

    I remember the debate, including the parts where he repeatedly shouted, “Shut up woman!”, at Glenda Jackson.

    What is Prescott’s problem with women?

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    And bodies were falling from the sky says:

    Car cruising is an illegal activity yet the UK has a Prime Moinister who turns a blind eye and does nothing.

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    Do me another says:

    You can think what you want to think, but don’t try snidy, snotty, trying to be an expert threat, I have an opinion and that’s the way I see what’s happening and please try to keep UKIP away from the crap your trying to dispense or is that what your trying to do, put people off voting UKIP, interesting and dangerous times ahead for the world .

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    And bodies were falling from the sky says:

    Justice delayed is justice denied.

    I hope Dave is not hiding behind other bad news and war mongering to let the original story go away and the guilty die natural deaths.

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    I do hear the weather is unseasonably warm in M’oscow. Please confirm if clear skies or cloudy ;-)

    Honest folk vote UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why did he have a nose job then ?

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    Quaires 4 Mozzies says:

    Oh Julian, see the Labians are kicking orf again. Such strong MEN, ooooh. Shall we holiday in Tripoli, it sounds soo exciting?

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    The public says:

    Good to see this allah fellow is onside.

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    Saffron says:

    Pressie and his comments = total bullshite.
    Watched Millipede/Grommit being interviewed by Marrman this morning might as well have watched the muppets seeing as red eddy talked a load of utter shite.
    Last thing is:-
    To end the Izzies versus Hammas conflict Hammas stop firing rockets and the Izzies will also stop.

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    P L E B says:

    That is correct and I am a delusional cvnt

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    Bryant in Pants says:

    I went to Wimbledon to watch those bouncing balls.

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    Muzzy Madmen Watch says:

    Logical thought processes are beyond these madmen, popping up everywhere and probably coming to a place near you very soon. Of course, Wally and Dave won’t tell you this, they are part of the conspiracy against our country.

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    P L E B says:

    He squashes them?

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    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in poltics says:

    I would like to invite the oppressed people of Gaza to come and live in Cumbernauld.

    As someone once said, “A land without people, for a people without land”. Hoots!

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    Colllaborators says:

    They’ve all been threatened with execution of they report on Hamas aggression….

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    So if I am a lazy working taxpayer can you please elucidate how my taxes are not used for this fraud.

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    I prefer to chill than go up a crappy hill. says:

    Only thickos and weirdos would vote for the evil Brown pedocow that is Harman. Sick bitch.

    The Tories can save their penny by being accountable to the electorate. The Tories are accountable to the voters and not the other way around. Fact!

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    nell says:

    Ho Hum bliar throwing lavish party for cherie the letterbox one at his multi million pound pad when he should have been trying to bring pe a c e to the middle east . Apparently militwit and wife were also at said lavish party quaffing champagne as the m i d d l e e a s t goes up in smoke.

    labour not much interested in foreign policy unless its a selfie with obama!!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    If one believes press and TV reports, what happened in the Ukraine was another round of People Power. As if the sudden outbreak of protests just happened – out of the blue. And yet, the two words MSM and MPs avoid mentioning are Color Revolutions. For, as with Syria and other such countries, the US have spent a great deal of time and money on training the armed gangs. They have also put a great deal of efforts into dis-information aimed at undermining target governments. And, for some time now, the US government have been putting such tactics into action – to stir up trouble in Russia’s back yard. Given what appears to be NATO’s onward march to Moscow – is it any surprise how Russia has reacted? And now we are playing MAD cold war games with Putin.

    (When the warning sounds, you and your family must take cover)

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    nell says:

    Why is it that the libdems and labour can only think about the economy in terms of taxing the working classes and that they completely fail to understand that they have to control their urges to spend other folks money on their excesses!!

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    Anonymous says:

    WTF is a ‘Firster’ ?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    WHY?

  382. 382
    nell says:

    Of course Hamas are not sending rockets into I s r a e l!! Presumably the rockets aimed at I s r a e l are coming from somewhere else?? Any idea where that might be???

  383. 383
    MI5.5 says:

    Stop spacing….their bots are clever, you are already listed.

  384. 384
    nell says:

    The world is collapsing around our ears and all she can do is get drunk and party!! Worthless woman!!!

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

  386. 386
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Chicken !

  387. 387
    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    Sorry meant to add – apologist wanker.

    Are you a friend of Blowing Underage Whistles, because you spout the same juvenile shit as him? Did he screw your sister as well as your dad?

  388. 388
    nell says:

    Listed by Mis5 for highlighting bliar’s penchant for partying instead of doing his highly paid taxpayer funded job of M i d d a l e E a s t P e a c e Envoy as I s r a e l and G a z a struggle!! Wow!!!

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

  390. 390

    You are quite probably correct.

    Have lost count of the number of times I have stood in front of that painting over the decades and, to be honest, I still don’t really know whether I really like it or not! All other considerations apart, I would not want it on my walls!

    It is all too Romantic era for me. But we were taught in art appreciation that we ought to like it. The catalogue number of 14 (mentioned above in my link) tells how early it was acquired, one of the first batch of works from the John Julius Angerstein collection, acquired in 1842. Even the PRB were not formed until six years later.

    But surely art is a matter of personal taste. Like religion, it should be a case of “live and let live”. Unfortunately…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  391. 391

    Nothing R’ussia is doing right now is surprising.

    The unwillingness of those in the West to wake up to it is though.

    Incidentally, it was R’ussia who broke from the S’tart agreement and also de facto broke the INF treaty also. It is they who are playing MAD games with the US – just for the record.

    US not responding is driving them nuts. Without a credible enemy P’utin knows his posture of ‘strength’ is working against him.

    Aggressive agitprop also fails on this score.

    In any case, whatever happened in M’aiden square – and R’ussia was more deeply involved in that than many realize – is irrelevant in the context of recently shot down civilian airlines by the guys they were backing in East U’kraine.

    If you want a look at P’utin’s boyz – here are some of them:

    Not exactly what one would label: Winners.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  392. 392
    Ned's very own personal stalking owl says:

    Miliband’ll be cleaning the pigeon poo out of his hair next.

  393. 393
    America’s Nazi Allies in Israel and Ukraine says:

    The U.S. is now the chief sponsor of two nazi, ethnically cleansing, nations. In one of them (Ukraine), the U.S. President, Barack Obama, himself placed nazis into control there; the nazi control was imposed by him, via his agents. In the other (Israel), nazis have controlled for decades, and Obama merely extends their control by continuing American support.

    http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/07/americas-nazi-allies-israel-ukraine.html

  394. 394

    For reasons even more self-evident than those in the United States Declaration of Independence, or in Federalist 37.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  395. 395
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ah, the joy of being able to pick one’s own nose – bliss !

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    “Are we living in a land
    Where sex and horror are the new Gods?”

  397. 397
    The British media are cunts says:

    They’re coming from the western MSM propaganda machine…stoopid!

  398. 398
    Little John Bercow says:

    [muffled voice in the distance]
    Has anyone got a machete ? I can’t find my way to the Inquiry.

  399. 399
    Silent Bob says:
  400. 400

    What was R’ussia’s rationale for going into U’kraine again ?

    Protecting R’ussian ethnic citizens – presumably at the expense of U’krainians.

    The National Socialist narrative breaks down when it is noted that there is nothing much national socialist about the politics, and the nationalism which is evident is more a reaction to R’ussia’s own nationalism which is being projected.

    !srael is more or less aligned with R’ussia now as well. Could explain their renewed vigour against G’aza, and as R’ussia have been involved with H’amas recently, perhaps also G’aza’s renewed vigour against !srael.

    Seeing a pattern here ? ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  401. 401
    what a cunt! says:

    Fuck off Icke you N@zi moonbat Hunt.

  402. 402

    Sourcing from DNR – who are about to be wiped out by either U’kraine or R’ussia – take your pick – is unreliable.

    The video being intercut with V’ietnam war footage etc. should give the game away, if the I’cke site didn’t.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  403. 403
    Hatty Harpic says:

    MIDDLE cLASS? My Family are Lords and Countesses!

  404. 404
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    MY PHOTO-OP WITH OBAMA FOLLOWED BY MY SUBSEQUENT DENOUNCEMENT OF PHOTO-OPS SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED A TREAT.

  405. 405

    How do the T’aliban feel about C’aliphate ?

    Could be a relevant question soon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  406. 406
    Old Boiler Watch says:

    Put that sherry down and wise up.

  407. 407

    Clegg’s declaration that the World Cup should not be held in Russia is another pretty shallow attempt by him to appear statesmanlike IMHO.

    Maybe he has said some other things of more consequence which I have not seen but to take an inflated pig’s bladder away to protest at the murder of 298 humans seems pretty feeble to me.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  408. 408
    Gordon (writing from his padded cell) says:

    Quote of the day:

    New Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has big ambitions in his first meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu today:

    “I came to bring this conflict to an end.”

    Amateur. I SAVED THE WORLD

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

  410. 410
    Mr Purple says:

    No, dear, we’re living in a land where Allah is the new god.

  411. 411
    JJ says:

    They’re both as bad as each other and I’m feed up to the back teeth of hearing about it, I mean how long has this shit been going on for now? Why don’t the jooos and the muzzies have a full scale all out war and get it over and done once and for all, the whole world is sick to death of this religious shit.

  412. 412
    Fuck Off N. says:

    You don’t want to answer questions when you are PM, Chucky?

  413. 413

    He’s just reinforcing a point which was raised earlier – covered in M’etro – not on front page.

    It is an important point – particularly if isolation of R’ussia is to be part of a credible strategy.

    Only reason for letting R’ussia have it is to provide cover for sending J’agger in. That could be fun.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  414. 414
    GetAclue says:

    Eeer,25% of Palestinians aren’t even “Mozzies”, you thick twat.

    17% of Palestinians are CHRISTIANS.
    That’s SEVENTEEN PERCENT!

    In Israel only 2.1% are Christian, you utter, ignorant MORON!

  415. 415
    Ad hock says:

    Never mind all that, what about the BBC crap coverage of the commonwealth games – particularly the rugby sevens. Blooming useless – had to hop from channel to channel to find it only to miss half the key games as they dont tell you when or what channel anything is on. Really sodding useless.

  416. 416
    It would appear that David Icke agrees with you SC... says:

  417. 417

    UKIP may hand keys of No 10 to Miliband:

    Ahem: Only people who vote Labour and not UKIP do that.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  418. 418
    Gordon Brown says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10992654/Barack-Obama-has-already-checked-out-of-his-job.html

    It looks like my message has got through to Mr Omaha at last and the world has been saved. Please tell his aides to cancel our meeting in the kitchen.

  419. 419

    The Charities have a point:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  420. 420
    There's only one way to find out says:

    Davey “tuff guy” Ruffley
    vs
    Sally Bercow

    who would win?

  421. 421
    He's Not the Messiah, He's Just A Very Naughty Boy says:

    Thank you Mr Messiah.

  422. 422
    David Axlegrease says:

  423. 423
    Anonymous says:

  424. 424
    Anonymous says:

    One bunch of beastly foreigners vs another bunch of beastly foreigners in a beastly foreign land being beastly to each other.

    Nothing to get excited about.

    It’s the beastly foreigners in our own land you want to worry about.

  425. 425
    Dave Badiel and Steve Fry says:

    But what about *our* opinions?

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    The plastic bags are biodegradeable. Animals learn not to eat them.

    Beds will dry out after you’ve wet them.

  427. 427
    the Black Pudding says:

    I’ve said this before, I went to Afghanistan in the 70s, within 15 minutes of crossing the border somebody tried to sell me a gun and a policeman tried to plant a lump of hashish on me. Everybody was really cheerful. I do not know what went wrong.

  428. 428
    The wizz says:

    Is it me? I was under the impression that the Opossition were supossed to hold the Government to account, not Joe Public. Is the Leader of the oppossiton not upto the job?

  429. 429
    Teacher says:

    Correct. There are More Palestinian Christians than Izraeli Christians.

  430. 430
    táxpáyér says:

    Fracking uses extremely small areas of land.

    #telegraphfail

  431. 431
    Speaking of messes... says:

  432. 432
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    David Icke, twat head.

  433. 433

    Don’t worry – G’uardian are at it too:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  434. 434
    táxpáyér says:

    Can I opt out of the NHS and skip this ridiculous tax>?

  435. 435
    Anonymous says:

    “The air attack warning sounds like.
    This is the sound.

    When you hear the air attack warning,
    you and your family must take cover”

    “If your grandmother or any other
    member of your family should die
    whilst in the shelter, Put them outside,
    but remember to tag them first
    for identification purposes.”

  436. 436
    Teacher says:

    An Izrael firster is someone who holds the Interests of Iz above the country they live in or have nationality of.
    They often promote Iz in that country whilst pretending to be locals
    (Iz Propaganda is called “Hasbara”).
    GB has a lot of them but they also control the USAy.

    That is as opposed to people who are Chewish but just get on with their lives.

  437. 437
    From the party that recommended a known child abuser for a knighthood says:

    So Nick fucking Clegg wants us to boycott the next World Cup ! To this I say fuck off you grandstanding unprinciplled rich privilleged c unt looking for an angle to gain voter approval. Wanker . Utter fucking wanker.

  438. 438
    Lee Rigby says:

    But our J*wish friends have brought it to these shores…haven’t they?

  439. 439

    What I know about football may be written on the back of a postage stamp. But I do know that Michael single-handedly lost the World Cup for Brazil because they said so. Is that the crafty plan here? Can it work?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  440. 440
    táxpáyér says:

    No Isreal = Blow to civilisation
    No Islam = more peace!

  441. 441
    Ex Long Term Tory Supporter says:

    I am 100% certain to vote UKIP in 2015 if Bumsex Dave is still Conservative Leader.

    If Milicvnt ends up as P.M. so be it.

  442. 442
    Teacher says:

    Actually, “Cinna”, It’s you who is brainwashed with ZioLoon propaganda.
    They hold the world record at disregarding the UN and have turned Hypocrisy into an artform.

  443. 443

    Being on the same side as David Icke makes me feel rather creepy. On the other hand he must be right for unintended reasons, at times, so I will not let it spoil my afternoon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    “Washington’s view that the world is its oyster is so ingrained that neither Dempsey nor his upper echelon audience at the Aspen Forum noticed the absurdity of his statement. Washington and the brainwashed US population take if for granted that the “exceptional, indispensable nation” is not limited in its actions by the sovereignty of other countries.”

    So it is true. The US really does see itself as the ‘indispensable nation’ – more far-seeing than any other. And the MSM say that Putin is the biggest danger.

  445. 445

    Fish and Chip’s time…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  446. 446
    All Religions are Evil says:

    Most unpleasant.

    But nothing compared with the mozzie perverts committing FGM on young girls.

    The Eezraylis are nearly as bad for cutting little boys foreskins off.

    Why don’t the bastards cut the children’s ears off at the same time to show they’ve been cut?

  447. 447
    Tapestry says:

    Why are men dressed in black with blacked out faces patrolling my property at night without my permission, just a mile from Owen Paterson’s residence? http://the-tap.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/dart-energy-illegally-insert-blacked.html

  448. 448
    Soloman Cane says:

    The Russians invaded and the CIA set up Bin laden and the Mujahideen (the predessor to al-Qaeda – aka “The List”.

    The rest as the say…is history.

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Is it not good to see that the NSA are still using Standard Operational Insults against anyone daring to questions their BS?

  450. 450
    cheche says:

    Is it your neighbourhood fetish night

  451. 451
    Did you see CIA did there? says:

    Talk about shooting yourself in the foot – that was shooting yourself in the bllcks.

  452. 452
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

  453. 453
    David Icke is a secret lizard says:

    Icke: Na-zi…or Narcissist or just Nasty. You decide.

  454. 454
    Anonymous says:

    Are you one of those p*edos that Icke warned us about?

  455. 455

    Blame Dave ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  456. 456
    A Gulf Between Us says:

    Qatar –

    Quirkily Advocating Terrorism And Revolution

  457. 457
    T May says:

    Yankee, go home.

  458. 458
    LIE-bour loves PIE. says:

    Chris Bryant looks like a member of Harriet Harman’s PIE. I wonder how many skeletons he has in his closet.

    I hope Chris Bryant gets brutally assaulted by a gang of Islamic Thugs from East London, Bradford or Saudi Arabia.

  459. 459

    So, if H’amas was destroyed something worst like ISIS could replace them:

    h**p://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/27/us-mideast-gaza-usa-hamas-idUSKBN0FW01F20140727

    But, there are worst outcomes:

    What do the vocal UK lefties hope for ? Continued Arab Nationalism, or pan-!slamism ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  460. 460
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I do like a bit of Frankie now and then. [Do I win a prize ?]

  461. 461
    Nurse Botha says:

    Blair’s administration massively implicated in giving the nod to the export from UK of phoney bomb-detection equipment that added to death toll in illegal war shocker, dear.
    Or are we now so world-weary of hearing how corrupt these sub-humans can be that it doesn’t even register, in the great scheme of things?

  462. 462
    That's One Small Spoonful For A Man, One Giant Load For Mankind says:

    Can tossing yourself off end world conflict? Good to know.

  463. 463
    Anonymous says:

    Might not UKIP have said: it should be clear why the US version of events is not completely credible – and also why they have changed their story numerous times?

    Then again, no matter what evidence is presented, UKIP supporters of the neo-con line have to maintain the fiction that this does not change anything. At this rate, Tony Blair will lose his title as Number One US lap dog.

    UKIP: looking after BRITISH interest?

  464. 464
    Twitter is, literally, populated entirely by cunts says:

     

  465. 465
    Anonymous says:

    Does that comment fully scan, or hold together?

  466. 466
    That's One Small Spoonful For A Man, One Giant Load For Mankind says:

    Where can I buy my “I Like Icke – Not” Badge.

  467. 467
    That's One Small Spoonful For A Man, One Giant Load For Mankind says:

    The Alien Mother Ship?

  468. 468
    You Muzzie Cvnt says:

    No Muzzie loonies have bought it to here and many other shores. Fvck all to do with anyone else.

  469. 469
    That's One Small Spoonful For A Man, One Giant Load For Mankind says:

    Jack Bruce was quite an opinionated little Scotchman.

  470. 470
    REALITY CHECK says:

  471. 471
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Extracted from the Israeli statement, admitting their bombing of the UN school;

    “…The inquiry… concluded that a single errant mortar landed in the courtyard of the UNRWA school, when it was completely empty…”

    The Israelis disputed any deaths caused, but again admitted that the bombing of the school courtyard ‘may have caused injuries’.

    And yet no apology to the innocent children who may have been killed / injured or at the very least traumatised.

    Absolutely disgusting behaviour.

    And I can see that normally placid friends and relatives who would normally avoid talking about Israel in public at all costs – for obvious reasons – are now voicing strong opinions about Israel and the US.

    Definite sea change in the air…

    http://www.algemeiner.com/2014/07/27/israel-says-deaths-in-unrwa-school-were-not-caused-by-idf-fire/

  472. 472
    Every nutters surfing says:

    See what I mean?

  473. 473
    You utter Cunt says:

    Icke was one of those people my parents warned me about.

  474. 474
    Anonymous says:

    “MORE TORY,-ULTRA-RIGHT-WING-EXTREMIST,-CORPORATE-ISRAELI-DRIVEL,- FOREIGN SECRETARY, SIT-DOWN,AND GIVE YOUR MOUTH,A CHANCE.” David Icke

    He might have a thing about lizards, David is dead right about the new Foreign Secretary – a bigger vote loser the Bomber Hague?

  475. 475
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

  476. 476
    the Black Pudding says:

    leaders of the sensible countries
    amalgamate your treaties
    affirm your humanity
    gather together your warriors
    arm them with the most advanced weaponry
    send them to seek and to destroy the not human mutilators
    rid the world of Islam
    begin the Great Association
    start the 3 thousand years of peace
    as is the prophecy delivered
    by Good confronting and by not compromising destroying Evil

  477. 477
    BW says:

    Probaly swoped some PIE for them, nice seats in the Royal Box.

  478. 478
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Who would want to be friends with – never mind be associated with – a state which openly admits it bombed a school, yet doesn’t feel the need to apologise to the children.

    Are any ‘Friends of Israel’ ashamed of their choice of friends today ?

    Just Say No to Friends of Israel.

  479. 479
    You utter Cunt says:

    then you are a thick cvnt. Most Conservatives are blessed with more sense, backdooring the Labour shower of shite in, isn’t an option.

  480. 480
    I want every producer at C4 dead. says:

  481. 481
    the Black Pudding says:

    in the future there will remain a “museum of ancestral lunacy” with photographs displayed and the last remaining Koran under a glass case surrounded by a flowing fountain of recycled blood.

  482. 482
    Ailurophile says:

    Speaking of Art and Religion (indirectly) and of paintings we ought to like, another favourite of mine with a great history is the Caravaggio which was donated to the Irish Jesuits by a Paediatrician in 1930, in recognition of their offering her support when her R.I.C. Inspector husband was shot by the IRA a decade earlier. It seems she (and they) thought it was just a copy, and it hung in their Refectory for 60 years until ‘re-discovered':

    http://www.nationalgallery.ie/Collection/Collection_Highlights/Painting_and_Sculpture/Caravaggio.aspx

  483. 483
    the Black Pudding says:

    actually that’s not bad, I can see a human heart, much bigger that life size, as the pump, we can hide the electrics in the arteries. It should be real blood, maybe some anti clotting agent can be used ?
    Where should I apply for a grant for construction ?

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    What about the chance to opt out of Tory plans to privatise our NHS?

  485. 485

    Factually incorrect reporting in R’ussia – Tut:

    Whatever will those naughty R’ussian’s get up to next ???

    Vote UKIP :-D

  486. 486
    Sharia Denier says:

    Generally v true. You can count on the fingers of one hand the number of socialists who oppose Islam.

  487. 487
    the Black Pudding says:

    I’m not happy with the title perhaps ” the museum of past mistakes”
    or something like that.

  488. 488
    Dr Death.. says:

    You are one insulting boring fucker…Icke is a fucking retard FFS…nobody with a shread of common sense reads his shite..the mans a basket case..

  489. 489
    David Axlegrease says:

  490. 490
    Dr Death.. says:

    Fuck off…lets hope they turn gaza into a fucking car park…

  491. 491
    the Black Pudding says:

    I don’t know.
    tell me , you seem like a well read guy.
    How hard do you think it might be by comparison to
    get to be prime minister of UK
    get to be president of Russia
    get to be president of USA

  492. 492
    The Doctor Is Ready To Certify You Now says:

    Mr Icke, the Priory just phoned to say how long was it you wanted to come in for this time…

  493. 493
    Tick Tock says:

    Fuck off Icke, you delusional clown.

  494. 494
    If You Tolerate Journo-Killer Putin, You'll Tolerate Anything says:

    It’s on RT – it’s got to be true.

  495. 495
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Do you have children ?

  496. 496
    B Fair says:

    That’s a bit like saying I should apologise for collecting the rainwater coming through the leaking roof in a bucket even though the guy who came after me p*ssed in the bucket for the next five years.

  497. 497
    David Icke's turquoise brain says:

    Hey guys, do you want to know what really happened at Fukashima? It was blown up using a small nuclear device. Can you guess who did it? Yes, it was the jooooooooooz.

  498. 498
    Anonymous says:

    If murdering, racist, IDF scum were killing your countries man, women and school children, would your not fire back all the the rocket you had at the Bastards?

  499. 499
    Bullingdon Bully Boys Win says:

    I agree. Old Etonians have a natural authority about them that entitles them to rule. Let’s abandon democracy. In fact, why not just cancel the general election?

  500. 500
    JJ says:

    Nothing normal about those two.

  501. 501
    Art for Artists' Sake says:

    Sorry to break this to you…but your art installation is unlikely to get any Arts Council funding. If you could just do a deposit on a Bible we might reconsider.

  502. 502
    U Lot R Taking the P says:

    Strange but true – before the recent Gazan crisis I never noticed any particular concern among Guido bloggers about the death of innocent Arab children whether they be in Syria, Libya, Lebanon, or Iraq…but the Gazan events seemed to have occasioned a glorious awakening in the consciousness of these people. How odd! How singular! And yet – I suppose – we should see it as some small advance in their humanitarian impulse.

    Well done you Gazan obsessives!

  503. 503
    U R P taking says:

    So – let’s get this straight…you think people shouldn’t vote for representatives of parties whose manifestoes they agree with?

  504. 504
    Uncle Izzies Pie and Eel shop says:

    And the ignorant child fu¢kers that fund them – 100% mozzie.

    Wankers.

    Dangerous Guardian reading wankers.

  505. 505
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    A very brief pang of sympathy there for Miliband…

    …but then I quickly remembered they are both politicians…

    And how’s the wisteria growth on Cameron’s London property ?
    Must be due a trim on the expenses again ?
    He’s only supposed to be worth iro GBP 50M…

  506. 506
    EU troll and cat up a tree ki ki kissing says:

    I agree. You’re doing damage to the UKIP cause with your incessant sucking of US/EU/Ukrainian-fascist cock.

  507. 507
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You are absolutely correct: we are all at fault for not making a bigger noise before now re: death of innocent civilians – and children in particular.

    Maybe the Gaza trouble has had more MSM exposure than other conflicts ?
    I don’t know.

    But the current trouble and atrocities seems to have touched a nerve in the general public in the UK – and there are encouraging signs that the MSM is also starting to ask questions it has shied away from before now.

    The Jon Snow reporting has been quite moving and has struck a chord with many.

    And this should not be just about Gazan children, but children caught up in any conflicts.

    We should be able to protect innocent children at least in the 21st Century ?

  508. 508
  509. 509
    the Black Pudding says:

    when the warriors of the sensible countries have eradicated the mutilators from the earth. I can imagine a vast bonfire of all the Korans possibly it might be as large as a 5 story building and all girls young and old dancing around joyfully.
    with such a great blaze pig roasts can be constructed all around and jars of apple sauce

  510. 510

    If you assessment of world affairs is correct, perhaps she has got the right idea ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  511. 511
    the Black Pudding says:

    on that hippy trail in the 70s I took the best photo I ever took in Pak!stan in the dusty dirt a girl 10 or something came up and started dancing around me and laughing, I spun around with my camera trying to center on her in her ragged clothing and then when I got the film back I saw I managed to get the sunlight shining through her ragged shawl and her joyful expression as she danced.
    I do not know what went wrong.

  512. 512

    Thanks for that wonderful link!

    What can one say about the quite extraordinary Caravaggio? His use of chiaroscuro in a compositional sense led to some of the most dramatic paintings seen at the time. His own disorderly life reflected into this, so it seems. This painting is definitely into his tenebrist stage and paintings like these influenced a divers range of artists from Ribera, de la Tour, Rembrandt and rather later our own Joseph Wright of Derby. The latter is my favourite British artist and beats the pants off all the others IMHO.

    Derby is a fairly dismal place to go to but a visit to its Museum Art Gallery brings you into contact with the biggest collection you will find of Wright’s works. An unprepossessing building from the outside, the contrast inside could not be greater. ‘A Philosopher Lecturing on the Orrery’ acts as witness to James Ferguson’s lectures in the town. ‘The Alchymist in Search of the Philosopher’s Stone’ shows Hennig Brand discovering phosphorus, by boiling up urine, whereupon it alights.

    Not only great art but a historical record of the way in which the Enlightenment changed attitudes to science which enabled us to move forward whilst others, across the Channel, fell back.

    But all made more dramatic by the influence which Caravaggio had exerted over the intervening time.

  513. 513
    All Free Countries Have Free Trade Unions says:

    That’s OK – all the taxi drivers are trade unionists…despite their other opinions…

  514. 514
    The Voice of Reason aka FOMO says:

    Seems a reasonable deduction but I am not sure about your premises… :)

  515. 515
    The Voice of Relative Reason when confronted by any Icke related post. says:

    Icke you make me Sicke (pronounced Sick in case there is any doubt about the matter but after reading all your lizardly pronouncements, I don’t think there can be any doubts).

    You are obviously part of a worldwide conspiracy designed to discredit people who believe in aliens amongst us.

    You LIZARD!!!!

  516. 516
    Dave & Nick says:

    We agree.

  517. 517
    and largely by cunts who take forever to say nothing says:
  518. 518
    The Voice of Reason says:

    Yes, if I was in the Ukraine government I would press on – they have nothing to lose.

    Putin is determined to deny them control of the Eastern half of the country, so call his bluff…does he want all out war? Maybe he does but if so, that’s kaput for Russia. The EU and USA will soon organise alternative energy supplies and they will apply effective sanctions.

    Putin’s mates will turn on him and he will end up in the ICC if he presses on with war in Ukraine.

  519. 519
    Gordon says:

    The world is flat so tossing yourself off is easy.

  520. 520

    Video emerged today of artillery being sent in with tanks and other armoured divisions from R’ussia.

    The artillery gives the game away as to what is coming next.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  521. 521
    Josef Mengele says:

    How’s that job at the Baby Buggering Corporation working out for you ?

  522. 522

    I suggest that most of us, if not all, are horrified by the death of any child in these circumstances.

    But just ponder this one thought. In the UK, how many missile sites are concealed in infant schools?

    When you have an answer to this, you might advise us (as your perceived baby-eaters) how much more wretched is a system than ours, which lets these weapons of random mass killing be hidden inside places where young people regularly gather? Bear in mind that this is done as a military tactic of concealment and/or emotional blackmail. (Think about Beslan and the cynical, nay evil, mindset of these people.)

    Your bleeding heart tears will, if successful in moving opinions, actually lead to many more deaths of those whom you purport to save.

    Believe me, I would listen to any effective answer which would solve this conundrum.

  523. 523
    Jolly Hockey Sticks says:

    Don’t worry, things haven’t even started warming up yet.

  524. 524
    Jim says:

    But there are only 9 candles on the cake?
    Jokes in the joke section below…..

  525. 525
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Most Conservatives do not believe that voting for someone who is blatantly NOT a Conservative would make a lick of sense.
    Cameron, Clegg and Miliband are in cahoots; a vote for them is a vote for even more of the crap that they’ve already thrown at us. No good could come out of voting for any of them – it would only encourage them.

  526. 526
    ? says:

    How can you tell ?

  527. 527
    Jim says:

    Is that the girl whom was wearing an England top, but with a union flag on her helmet?

    Thought this was the Commonwealth games, is she cycling for all 4 nations in the union?

  528. 528
    The wrong Miliband says:

    That’s right – don’t vote Labour, vote UKIP instead.

    [He he – I’m home and dry now.]

  529. 529
    L N Ripley says:

    I have a sure-fire solution to the Eton problem.

  530. 530
    James Carter says:

    That David Miliband looks like a fine running mate to me.

    http://bit.ly/1xmqQjB

  531. 531
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Rather than nitpick, I would interpret your comment as;
    if a location, [e.g. a school ] is deemed a legitimate target then children could also get killed.

    That is fundamentally wrong.

    Yes, parents could be forced – or even agree ? – to be ‘human shields’ but a child cannot decide where he/she will shelter.

    So, from another angle;

    A civilised country would not knowingly bomb a target if it knew that innocent children would be killed and injured.

    An uncivilised country would knowingly bomb a target knowing that innocent children would be killed and injured – and then simply shrug it off as ‘collateral damage’.

    A country would gain respect if it could demonstrate care and compassion for innocents caught up unwittingly in the fighting.

    It’s not about being a ‘bleeding heart’ but about being civilised.

    [For balance I am not in anyway saying that Gazans are civilised either when placing weapons amongst civilians.]

  532. 532
    The Baby Buggering Corporation says:

    We try to persuade all those who work for us to limit themselves to no more than two children a day – unless they’re absolutely certain that no-one is watching.

  533. 533
    Everyone's looking in the wrong place for that black box from MH370 says:

    http://bit.ly/1l5XG2X

  534. 534
    xyz says:

    Oh, you is bad !

    That particular black box might be a bit on the big side.

  535. 535
    Ram Jam Chowder says:

    It’s gotta be big to contain all our nasty little secrets.

  536. 536
    albacore says:

    If you’re that much perturbed about civilisation
    In intensive moments of pensive speculation
    You might ponder why, perversely, with immigration
    Parliament here undermines its British foundation

  537. 537

    In that case, I shall not nitpick either. You are effectively arguing that there is no such thing as a legitimate target.

    Your ‘balance’ consists of a very late parenthetical entry which appears as almost an afterthought.

  538. 538
    Oh happy Days says:

    No point trying to reason with this idiot. Just like the shitty hamas terrorists and most Gaza,they want only one thing. Israel should just pressThe Button and wipe them off the face of the earth. After all thats what they want to do to Israel.Then peace will descend on the middle east. No other arab state would miss them ,in fact they would breathe a sigh of relief.

  539. 539
    Bollocks says:

    You got the Russians invaded right. The rest is bollocks.

  540. 540
    Normal Person says:

    WTF atre you on about, Neanderthal? Stick to reading the Daily M ong.

  541. 541
    Ippikin says:

    Harman’s problem is not just rank hypocrisy, but utter ignorance as well.

  542. 542
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Ad hominem.

  543. 543
    Oh Happy days says:

    Wont allow reply to your comment Justsayno . Incorrect use of the term Ad Hominem I’m afraid. I have not attacked your character in my comment. I will now say that you appear to be blinkered and bigoted and your type is never worth engaging in debate with. No Arab state will give refuge o those scum which really speaks louder than your tiresome diatribe. Wipe them out and all will be good in the world.

  544. 544

    who the fuck is Lorrain? Does she come from Alsace –geddit?

    And what the freak is Gallee ?

    Is it a more potent version of the bogstandard absynthe favoured by you intellectuals ?

  545. 545
    Anonymous says:

    And yet, according to studies, some of the biggest sociopaths are to be found managing big business – the very people we are supposed to admire.

  546. 546
    Anonymous says:

    As well as locking away the bad people, do not Capitalists build REAL prisons to keep the ‘under’ classes and ‘trouble-makers’ in line? And yet UKIP is supported and funded by such (big business) people.

    Vote UKIP: the Capitalists friend.

  547. 547
    Anonymous says:

    Where do you get “Journo-Killer Putin” from? For even The Sun would have problems using that one.


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