July 26th, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


636 Comments

  1. 1
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    its all about oil.

  2. 2
    SamCam says:

    My Dave must be thinking about appointing a Minister for Drought, just last night he was asking my opinion on ‘golden showers’.

  3. 3
    Ed Miliband says:

    Third!

    (I can thay that without thounding like a wetard!)

  4. 4
    David Ward says:

    Avoid central London today unless you are an ungrateful immigrant or a Britain hating lefty as the Gaza march… http://fb.me/2rM7dMa0E

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh I say !!!!!!!

    islingtongazette.co.uk/news/crime-courts/data_stick_full_of_child_porn_falls_out_of_pervert_s_bum_in_is …… http://fb.me/6DoNsBQqH

  6. 6
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Spoonface and dead Ed. Like two bald men fighting over a comb.

    Vote UKIP.

  7. 7
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    Allah must be the most useless lazy god ever invented. I mean, his little helpers in Gaza are getting cut to ribbons, and ‘almighty’ Allah sits on his fat arse doing fuck all about it.

    If I were a muzzie, I’d be seriously pissed-off with my pretend sky fairy and no amount of benny-claiming would cheer me up.

  8. 8
    Maqboul the fool says:

    He looks like he follows a certain religion.

  9. 9
    Egypt gets it says:

  10. 10
    Handycock whipping it out. says:

    No it isn’t. It’s all about sex. Boaz.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mike-Hancock-MP-should-resign/165787856843976

  11. 11
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Olive or sunflower oil?

  12. 12
    Enoch Powell was right says:

    Britain is done mate. You guys had your chance. London is over 25% Muslim. In 10-20 years, there will be sharia and it will not be safe for brits to walk the streets. Brits once fought for freedom, but that will all have been in vain now that you have become a muslim-loving, j*w-hating, future-caliphate.

  13. 13
    Ed Militwerp says:

    Tethco Taxth! Tethco Taxth!

  14. 14
    Al Ah says:

    You can have 26 young virgins if you blow yourself up – promise!

  15. 15
    Owen Jones,I used to be a Socialist but I'm alright now says:

    Britain First and Liberty GB http://www.britainfirst.org and libertygb.org.uk. Get rid of the far left, and that goes to the UKIP, too.

  16. 16

    No its not!

    Its Sat*rday – according to Nick Appleyard.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    England is becummin a ferd world cess-pit, innit says:

    Fawkes thinks the ‘israelis’ who infest Palestine are victims,,,in much the same way as his oirish countrymen called ‘travellers’ are victims when they turn english beauty spots into cess-pits and rubbish tips

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    Owen Jones says:

    You still up comrade?

  20. 20
    Industrial strength rubber gloves says:

    “Officers looked on the data stick”

    Plod comes in for a lot of criticism a lot of the time, but there are aspects of their job that make me pity them. And that’s one of them.

  21. 21
    Ed Miliband says:

    If you want a firster for Prime Minister then vote for Blowing Bubbles

  22. 22
    Diane Abbot says:

    W A C I S T !

  23. 23
    Mark Oaten says:

    Was it USB number V2.0 ?

  24. 24
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    “now that you have become a muslim-loving”

    You ain’t from around here, are you? Politicians love muzzies, everyone else hates their guts.

  25. 25
    On the bright side says:

    There will be lots of vacant properties in Jalalabad.

  26. 26
    Bar of Soap says:

    He’s a twat. But he’s our twat.

  27. 27
    David Cameron says:

    Bumsex for Britain.

  28. 28
    Guido says:

    Buy some pegs Mr?

  29. 29
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You like i forgot the apostrophe of it’s. Where’s the grammer plod when they’re needed?

  30. 30
    Outgrowing Toenails says:

    I love watching Muslim funerals. Can watch them all day long.

  31. 31
    Chris Bryant says:

    Coconut?

  32. 32

    I was making allowance for speaking to you.

  33. 33
    Duty Pędant says:

    Speaking?

  34. 34
    They're not Oirish, they're Effnicks says:

    Not Irish, thank God.
    Effnicks, soon to be official, per EU masters.

  35. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    And also what is all the outcry for about arranged marriages?

    Me and my BF spent 6 months arranging our marriage and it went just fine.

  36. 36
    England is becummin a ferd world cess-pit, innit says:

    I am delighted to be able to listen to the leftist feminist Rachel ‘chippy’ Burden, and Nicky ‘smug, sneering, chip on both shoulders, hard leftist, champagne socialist, ‘im such a cu’nt even me own parents abandoned me’ Campbell, spewing more shite about the ferd rate ‘sports’ shit, from the ferd world shitole of Glasgee this morning

    A national treasure the BBC…if you’re a socialist retard sucking on the full udders of state funding

    Only leftist filth drowning in public monies could decommission TV centre, the scene of so many sex crimes,,and then recommission it a year later

  37. 37
    England is becummin a ferd world cess-pit, innit says:

    Unzip me flies and i will consider it,,,but no more fucking ‘lucky evva’ you celt slag

  38. 38
    Psychotic, champagne socialist, pedophile, necrophiliac, violent, BBC light entertainment star/DJ says:

    Aah…….. i have such happy memories of Television Centre

  39. 39
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    You can have a thousand if you blow yourself up with all your mates after leaving the Country.

  40. 40
    David"Dishface" Cameron says:

    Great to see that Service Industries like Banking are back to 2008 levels, I should think so to, they were bailed out by everyone.

  41. 41

    Yes. Speaking has a broader meaning than just the utterance of sounds. Socrates speaks to us through the centuries and the mouths of Plato and Xenophon. A physiognomy, if you will, of events.

    You might like this one: They have sharpened their tongues like a serpent; adders’ poison is under their lips. Selah. – Psalm 140:3 KJV

    I offer it to you without charge. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Anonymous says:

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Bailed out by Labour’s economic terrorists

    Why? because RBS and HBOS employ so many labour voting fucks in the ferd world shitole called scotchland

  44. 44
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    And who was it who said politics does not pay ?

  45. 45
    An angry taxpaying pleb says:

    I was forced by the Government against my wishes to buy shares in RBS and Lloyds.

    Not only are they still south of the purchase price but also I have not received a dividend in years.

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    Catriona Balfour says:

    After the independence vote we Scots in the shithole will offer you one euro to take both Banks off your hands.

  48. 48
    pi55p00r says:

    anyone for bacon?

  49. 49
    Todays dreams are? says:

    Sadly Liebour will get back in charge of it’s last attempts to destroy England, the North West and Liverpool area will make sure, the hate for the Conservatives and especially mrs Thatcher in blaming both for everything bad , to the selling of council houses with a statement of yeh she had all the people who bought council houses by the balls as they couldn’t move as they owed money for the mortgage, to the blame of cutting council services down to nothing, mention the local Liebour councils and it’s like they are innocent of everything, still I don’t give a fck as I will vote UKIP.

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    Where are Fox and Werritty when you really need them says:

    “attract European and American partners”.

    Vastly different pricing levels and almost incomprehensible terms and conditions.

    Perhaps those Eastern Ukrainians might just have a point after all.

  51. 51
    Bleubottle says:

    No thank you,it is Saturday.

  52. 52

    You should be like me and live abroad.

    No TV Licence, no traffic jams, no BBC and fresh tomatoes at 56p a kilo.

  53. 53
    Hussein Obama says:

    Big shout going out to my Hamas chums. Go get ‘em boys!

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Did the BBC cover the resignation of Arseniy Yatsenyuk and the reasons?

    Yatsenyuk also expressed disappointment with Ukrainian parliament’s decision to reject a bill that allows the government to hand over up to 49 percent of the country’s gas transport system to investors from the European Union and the United States.

    http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/07/25/ukrainian-prime-minister-yatsenyuk-announces-resignation.html

  55. 55
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Has anybody else wondered how ‘Rain soaked bloomers’ always manages to post directly underneath the ‘Pro EU funded troll’ ?

    They must either be perminantly on speed, an army of little busy bodies, or one and the same person.

  56. 56
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    GRANNIES FOR SALE !! GRANNIES FOR SALE !!!

  57. 57
    The truth will out. says:

    And EU funded Pro EU Troll, wants us to belive it’s all Putins fault.

    Well he does get paid for those post’s, and his crimson hands.

  58. 58
    Englishman says:

    What is a kilo?

  59. 59
    FedUPwithZioLoonacy says:

    I see the hatemongering chosen race are spamming here again, stirring shit for their despot racist colony of supremacist religious nutters.
    If it’s so brilliant WTF are they doing here anyway ?

  60. 60
    FedUPwithZioLoonacy says:

    Hello Shlomo.

  61. 61
    International Zi onist conspiracy says:

    You ain’t seen me, right?

  62. 62
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    YES, THAT’S A FLAT LINE, ED.

  63. 63
    FedUPwithZioLoonacy says:

    It’s the Jizzrael Firsters, that own GB arse, not the Muslims.

  64. 64
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Did that happen because Osborne is cutting too far, too fast ?

  65. 65
    François-Marie Arouet says:

    Of course, Zerohedge is a Russian front. So by all means listen, but treat with care!

  66. 66
    Correction says:

    It’s actually bottom of the barrekl whites who do worst at school. Others actually prop up the average.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    The oily baskets in the HoC

  68. 68
    The Growler says:

    I try to avoid the retched place altogether must be nearly 40 years since I went to the Swamp

  69. 69

    For those with any type of pension (not yet fossilised in an ann uity):

    Did you know that the government currently takes 55% of the fund that pays it when you die? Your Ass urance Co mpany keeps the rest.

    By moving your pension abroad, under a Q ROPS, this money can become part of your own estate. If you do this, it may free any money you were saving for that purpose so you can use it yourself sooner. Or you may reinvest its income under a plain fund which you can manage yourself.

    You may still take 25% free of tax. 30% if you have emigrated for longer than five years, subject to age. You can use this “tax paid” (i.e. zero) money to draw from and not take any income from your remaining pension, thus reducing your tax bill further.

    You will need to find an Independent Fin ancial Adv isor. You will need to emigrate. But some here are already thinking of this. Others have holiday homes which could become residences within days. You do not have to transfer your pension to where your new residence is.

    Under EU law, you can travel anywhere within the EU as a matter of right (something many complain about – except it also confers advantages to us too – if we look for them.) So you may return to the UK as you will.

    You can even vote UKIP :-D

  70. 70
    sm­oggie says:

    It would explain why Putin has annexed the east Ukraine – for its shale gas reserves.

  71. 71
    sm­oggie says:

    Are you the daft c­unt who thinks toothpaste is a heavy metal?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    “You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…”
    or else right beside? Posing those propositions that no politician wants raised. Such as:
    Poor Ed. Not astute enough to realise that, it wouldn’t matter a jot if he was a Gromit doppelganger. Were he to possess even part of the smarts of that plasticine pooch. Ed’s rendition of reality consists of unquestioned dream. While Dave’s is decidedly more, designer Dave’s World. Neither dare debate their ideological imperatives. Since one knows that his won’t withstand scrutiny. Whilst the other doesn’t actually know what his are. Ed could out-do Dave and nip Nigel in the bud. By offering the people a real democracy, in which they majority mandate the policies followed. But to get his own peculiar way then, he would have to lead by presenting the most cogent argument for pursuing his personal agenda. Which would entail thoroughly cerebrally testing each proposal first.

  73. 73
    Ockham's Razor says:

    15,000 troops massed right now on Ukraine’s border.

    Yeah! That’s right! Putin is a pussycat!

    Who is paying you for posting this, Mr Crimson Hammer and Sickle?

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    Person Non Grata says:

    Have a look at what the religion of piss have in mind for Belgium, first. Then the rest of us later.

    http://tinyurl.com/mn65bh8

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Unfortunately, they don’t have the presence of mind to demand the 72 virgins “up-front”, in a manner of speaking.

    26 BTW? Are you that easily bought? ;-)

    Vote UKIP and God Save The Queen :-D

  76. 76
    Sir Phillupa Bumhole says:

    SC speak and rim with forked tongue.

  77. 77
    The Growler says:

    Maybe they could do with a V2 up them

  78. 78
    anon says:

    patchouli oil man.

  79. 79
    Health tips says:

    Olive oil is good. Leave off the hydrogenated veg oil.

  80. 80
    anon says:

    the bloke knows his shoes!

  81. 81
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The pipeline is already primed in dozens of places so that it may be blown up the moment those Russian tanks start to roll.

    Pipelines with lots of holes are not much use to anyone. :-)

    I would not buy, or hold, but sell! “It’s your own money though and values can go up as well as down etc.”

    Vote UKIP :-D

  82. 82

    Masterly use of our language in your moniker.

    Presume you have shat the bed – to be up this early.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  83. 83
    Hypocritical in Birmingham says:

    51 – An ex higher rate taxpayer – you are Brillo and I claim my 50p.

  84. 84
    Another Englishmen says:

    Come on old bean, nobody under a 100 buys a pound of tomatoes.

  85. 85
    The wrong Miliband says:

    Me ! Time for num nums.

  86. 86
    Hypocritical in Birmingham says:

    This CNN article re Belgium is utterly terrifying, it should be mandatory viewing for everyone in this country, most particularly the bubble heads occupying Parliament.

  87. 87
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    That’s why margarine tasty so awful.

  88. 88
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Looking forward to my return to office ? :)

  89. 89
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    If, as is being reported, Hamas morale is collapsing, then it is even more important that Israel resist ceasefire calls and press on.

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    Person Non Grata says:

    I think the traitor class parliamentarians would be quite happy to see that situation in the UK. I just hope there will be enough of us willing to put up a spirited resistance.

  92. 92
    The two Muppets says:

    What are you on ?

  93. 93
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Did Michael Dugher sell out his granny in his Warwick Uni days. See red-star-resea…. oh it’s gone / disappeared jus like that…

  94. 94
    Owen Jones says:

    Breaking News……… The man in hospital with a Hoover stuck up his bottom – Doctors say he’s picking up nicely

  95. 95

    Have we invaded any new countries this week?

  96. 96
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

  97. 97
    Ed Sillyband says:

    The economy is growing too far too fast.

    Shit! shit! Ed we’ve been rumbled.

    The Liebore titanic is going down, abandon ship!

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    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Are you Jasmine Alibaii indian diarrhoea?

  99. 99
    The British media are cunts says:

    The problem is at the BBC they are all fucking pervs and poofs so spotting the odd one out is impossible.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Projecting arab supremacist.

    Jizlam is supposedly the best way on earth, so how come 6 million can easily defeat 1.2 billion people with tons of oil money?

    It’s ‘cos arabs is crap.

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    Blimey says:

    Don’t they even care about what they are creating and leaving for their grandchildren?

  102. 102
    táxpáyér says:

    He also laughably claims to be an atheist.

  103. 103
    R G Bhargee says:

    Laurie Penny will be safe soon. Winter is coming.

  104. 104
    táxpáyér says:

    Luckily for you, there’s a lot of them . They keep picking fights and are so epically useless they lose them all, except when attacking women and kids.

  105. 105
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Fucking bastards.

  106. 106
    táxpáyér says:

    No, ‘cos you don’t exist.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    #Disgusting

  108. 108
    Todays dreams are? says:

    Seems we may be getting closer for the indigenous people having “discussions ” with our new immigrants as too which flag will be flying over public offices in this country, vote LibLabCon you know it makes sense.

  109. 109

    Ed Ball’s should keep out of the water:

    But if you have been following the S’panish press, the angle this article is taking is a little acute. No time for yellow pages, Hartley had better source his flies from the Amazon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  110. 110
    Laurie Penny says:

    I’m so hot that I need a drink, but it’s too hot to turn the tap… I’ll write an article instead…

  111. 111

    Neutrality is the best approach.

  112. 112
    The two Muppets says:

    Is that another name for Manchester ? I know that it does rain a lot there .

  113. 113

    Has anyone been arrested this week for war crimes ?

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    Anonymous says:

  115. 115
    Bert (not the one at the Spectator) says:

    Glad to see you are an anti-democrat; or rather, an opponent of elected dictatorships. What we need is a proper monarch, though, one who’ll make full use of the Tower of London. Shame to see it wasted on the tourists.

    http://antidem.wordpress.com/

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    EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    Why aren’t you in Israel, Shlomo? What are you doing on a wstern blog?

  117. 117
    Bert says:

    The retched place is any wall or shop doorway in any English high street on a Friday or Saturday night :-)

  118. 118
    EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    Hello Shlomo! You ain’t too popular either.

  119. 119
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    It’s the shlomos who are killingthe civilians. Virtually all the Izz dead are military, you slimy, lying hypoocrite.

  120. 120
    Bert says:

    He seems to have a bee in his bonnet about something.

  121. 121
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Just pointing out some facts. The thickest thickies at school are white.

  122. 122
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    No. We have lives.

  123. 123
    Pamela Stevenson says:

    Agree entirely. Cut their goolies off.

  124. 124
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Yes Shlomo, killing civilians is what you are about.

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    Watcher says:

    What a curiously deluded person this little fellow is. Yet another leftie appointed by Cameron.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10991867/New-planning-minister-suggests-Nimbys-have-had-their-day.html

    “hails official figures showing a big jump in the proportion of Britons wanting new houses built near their homes ”

    Is he COMPLETELY mad?

  126. 126
    The two Muppets says:

    You are obviously a product of Labours failed education system .

  127. 127
    David Cameron says:

    Lovely weather for a bit of open air bumsex.

  128. 128
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Did you know…

    That the core J*wish population worldwide in 2013 was c.14 million.
    Or about 0.2% of the global population.
    That’s 14 million out of 7,180 million, [or 7.2 billion].

    So how did we get where we are today when nobody seems to be ‘allowed’ to criticise Israel – for fear of being called anti-semitic / smeared / etc. ?

    The average, reasonable person or politician is cowed into keeping their views on the Israel / Palestine conflict private, [or anonymous] – but only if those views are in support of the ‘wrong’ side…

  129. 129
    Birmingham City Council Dept. of Education says:

    We trust this white western whore will submit herself for FGM, as is the will of Allah.

  130. 130
    Watcher says:

    Just thought. New minister. Believes what his civil servants tell him. He has a lot to learn.

  131. 131
    Free press ? says:

    Toreygraph denies comments on the article.
    Quelle surprise.

  132. 132
    Owned says:

    I like a bit of fly fishing.

  133. 133
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tesco tax on top of corporation tax VAT business rates and contributions to I frastructurd improvements. Whais next?

  134. 134
    Mr Helpful says:

    So how did we get where we are today when nobody seems to be ‘allowed’ to criticise Israel?

    Well, you’ve just disproved your statement by criticising Isráel.

    But, if you’ve got time on your hands, I’d recommend you check out the history of Europe, mid 19th century up to 1945 (play particular attention to Europe’s history in the years 1933-1945). That would be a good starter.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Make sure you put enough sunscreen on your cheeks Dave.

  136. 136

    Ed Balls.

    Vote UKIP :-D
    God Save The Queen :-D

  137. 137
    Hamas says:

    That and it’s still Ramadan, you filthy western infidel whore!

  138. 138
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    ‘sky fairy’ That’s Marxist terminology. Isn’t it ?

  139. 139
    Dave's Mozzie Immigrants says:

    God Willing, our new FGM Clinic will be opening in Preston on Monday.

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    Observer says:

    Don’t be silly little chap. Israel turned a desert into highly productive agricultural land. Where do you think the arab peasants go to earn a few bob.

  141. 141
    Rees-Mogg the Hypocrite says:

    Don’t forget my Hinton Blewitt houses — shitting yet more concrete over Somerset.

  142. 142
    Jesus says:

    I though you were all Hamas now.

  143. 143
    Beyond the surface says:

    There is more to this story than meets the eye.
    This new planning minister, Brandon Lewis is the encumbant Cons mp for Great Yarmouth where UKIP’s ppc for 2015, Matthew Smith, has resigned to fight electoral fraud charges.
    There is speculation that Nigel Farage may fight the seat.

  144. 144
    The two Muppets says:

    Israel gave up Gaza some years ago ,at the same time forcibly
    removing Israeli settlers . All they have had in return is rockets
    and missiles fired from Gaza . Israel has every right under
    international law to defend herself .

  145. 145

    My answer lies in the fact that I have done my best to isolate that contingency from my existence.

    So, although I do not wish it to happen for my country, it barely matters to me as an individual.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  146. 146
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Can’t see the problem.

  147. 147
    Jesus says:

    Maybe they got successful because they are smart, respect their women, raise their kids well and don’t have a genetic tendency to constantly slaughter each other over an ancient will dispute.

  148. 148
    Banned says:

    Or above Guido (in a hot air balloon?)
    Or below Guido (in an underground tunnel)

  149. 149
    Tachybaptus says:

    They only get 72 white raisins anyway:

    http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2008/01/the-great-koran.html

  150. 150

    That article sources from this Ria Novosti piece:

    h**p://en.ria.ru/politics/20140724/191210724/Ukrainian-Prime-Minister-Yatsenyuk-Announces-Resignation.html

    D’aily M’ail covered U’kraines intent to liberalize its pipelines in order to raise money back on 19th J’uly:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-2662493/Ukraine-open-Western-involvement-pipeline.html

    It details that Western firms would be invited to purchase 49% of the infrastructure with U’kraine retaining 51%, with reasons why the plan was being considered.

    It also points out that R’ussia has sought for years, but unsuccessfully, to purchase this infrastructure from U’kraine itself.

    Y’atsenyuk pointed out that international investment in U’kraine’s infrastructure would undermine the currently stalled S’outhstream project.

    U’kraine’s plan had support by some in M’oscow, but not in the political sphere as is clear now.

    Moscow Times also covered the resignation, but with a little more balance:

    h**p://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/504057.html

    Vote UKIP :-D

  151. 151

    Oops – Mail article covered this back on 19th J’une – over a month ago.

    Not new news at all.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bodies were falling from the skies says:

    Since when has it been a function of civil administration to become embroiled in international politics ?

    Cameron and Pickles should come down on the Councillors and possibly Executives responsible for this gross dereliction of duty like a ton of bricks.

    People who get 15K a year plus expenses and jollies should stick to keeping the streets clean and the traffic moving: that is what they are paid to do.

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    Hamspam Chowder says:

  154. 154
    Alex Salmond's Hair Transplant says:

    No by-election wins, no prospect of seats. If you vote Ukip you get Labour.

  155. 155
    JJ says:

    and when was this on the BBC?

  156. 156
    Alex Salmond's Hair Transplant says:

    True Englishmen don’t buy tomatoes, they grow their own.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    The country cannot afford the luxury of voting Ukip, the deficit still hasn’t been closed and debt is still piling up. Unrepentant Labour are in denial and waiting in the wings and yet you are advocating voting for a party which cannot stop Labour.

    This is lunacy, sir and you know it.

  158. 158
    Mr Nobody says:

    Labour are still in denial, unrepentant as ever. This is no time for the electorate to take its foot of Labour’s throat.

    Vote for whichever party is best placed to stop Labour in your constituency.

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    Oi! the suffrink! says:

    6 Million – six shmillion – that figure obsessed you lot even before WW2.

  160. 160
    Tonto says:

    White man speaks with forked tongue.

  161. 161
    Mr Nobody says:

    Ukip cannot stop Labour and if they get back in the deficit will only get wider, the floodgates will open and the country will be utterly destroyed in a few short years.

    Vote Ukip, get Labour.

  162. 162
    A thinking chap says:

    WTF wants virgins – gimme the experienced ones.

  163. 163
    Vote Ukip Get Labour says:

    Think you’ll find it was Labour who allowed in all those “mozzie immigrants”.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    I first heard the term elective dictatorship used by Lord Hailsham in his Dimbleby Lecture of 1976*. The deconstructionist aspects of this apparent oxymoron caused me to think and question politics possibly more than any other statement I have heard or read.

    Every political system is liable to attack but the best way for one to endure is for it to be capable of being questioned. Magna Carta was more important for this than it was for merely protecting a few nobles. Most commentators miss this point.

    Interesting link which I have skimmed at some pace. Stuff with which I can agree and disagree upon first blush. I will look in more detail when possible to make a better assessment.

    * There have been attempts to link the phrase with criticism of Garibaldi but nothing convincing that I have seen.

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    The only thing helping L’abour maintain their alleged 35% position is the C’onservatives comprehensively failing to provide a credible alternative.

    UKIP is dealing with both of those problems but needs to refocus on marginals both sides, but particularly in the North.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  167. 167
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Not too helpful.
    You know I am referring to the MSM coverage.
    And as I said, why should I – and many others – have to post reasonable, critical comments anonymously even here ?
    Because of the pervasive threat of intimidation.

    And I don’t need a refresher on history: in today’s world I am aghast that the US and UK politicians and MSM are beholden to a foreign state, and a tiny minority in the world.

    Just stop the foreign aid given to Israel and let them get on with it themselves.

  168. 168
    chef up says:

    A well equiped kitchen and larder will have oils for different flavours and cooking temeratures.

  169. 169
    ummmm? says:

    What is?

  170. 170
    great outdoors pursuits says:

    a meeting with Bryant

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    Pita Bread is the real enemy:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    the Black Pudding says:

    snake oil

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    Norm Normal says:

    This horrifies me! First Labour increased the tax on petrol and diesel, this made food more expensive due to increased transport cost but they didn’t care.

    Then there was the red tape about driver hours and business type. Some shops had to completely reorganise their transport business. This made food more expensive but they didn’t care.

    Now this…which will be passed on to the consumer. Yet again food prices will increase and Ed doesn’t care.

    Cotht of livingth cwisis…Ed caused it! Doesn’t appear to be finished yet!

  175. 175
    The witless mong in Number 10 says:

    I promised to reduce immigration, but last year I let a record 532,000 move here! Jolly spiffing of me, eh?

    And I’m dedicated to getting Turkey into the EU.

    75 million more muzzies headed this way! Spiffing, eh, what what?!

  176. 176
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The BBC is quite relaxed about Christians being burnt alive and people being beheaded on the streets of London, and 7/7 never happened.

  177. 177
    FoF says:

    God so loves the Izzies, LOL!

  178. 178
    A good comment made better says:

    Just stop the foreign aid given to Israel

  179. 179
    Ryan Gosling says:

    Meh. You may have been a stripper, but you never were all that hot, truth be told. Why did I even bother rescuing you, you dizzy broad? I’m starting to ask myself that more and more.

  180. 180
    A BBC spokesmong says:

    It’s all part of their rich cultural identity, which we should all embrace and celebrate.

  181. 181
    The witless mong in Number 10 says:

    Nah.

  182. 182
    FoF says:

    You totalluy forgot that
    THE PALESTINIANS HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!
    They are the ones whose lands are being stolen and who are herded into refugee camps by the millions, you blinkered,n ignorant twat.

  183. 183
    FoF says:

    Ed is a chosen one like you,.

  184. 184
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Scared to death of starting a Ramadama Ding Dong.

  185. 185
    táxpáyér says:

    and when the palestainians took over in gaza after Isreal stewardship, they smashed up all the green-houses that were left and looted them. Probably in the way of a kidnap tunnel and weapons factory (school storage).

  186. 186
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    But come the take over from our immigrant friends all poofs will be stoned with rocks and not ketamin. That will sort out the BBC.

  187. 187
    The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

    The floodgates are open already and I’m determined to keep them open.

  188. 188
    táxpáyér says:

    Gays don’t have children, let alone grandkids.

  189. 189
    táxpáyér says:

    Didn’t someone have a speech about a “whip hand” and get roundly booed and condemned?

  190. 190
    Norm Normal says:

    It’s Qatar, Turkey, Iran and Syrian support for Hamas. It creates instability and violence in Egypt due to the arms smuggling which the Muslim Brotherhood facilitated.

    Hamas is knee deep in the terrorism in the Sinai Peninsula. Mainly to keep the arms smuggling routes in the Gulf of Aqaba open.

  191. 191
    The late Theresa April says:

    Just count me out of your stupid boys’ games.

    http://bit.ly/1tLcMQr

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    táxpáyér says:

    Lab’s best hope is Dhimmi-Dave, And Tory’s best hope is Weird Ed.

    Whoever wins, we lose.

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    Ice Pack or Ice Pick ?

    L’aurie has always struck me as being a little more Hot-To-Trot than Stal!n, but too bourgeoisie for a true anarchist despite her apparently awful domestic arrangements and reactionary shrillness. More patois than belief.

    Her published output is more relevant than the drivel from Jones – at least it is grounded somewhere close to reality. Her new book ‘Unspeakable Things’ is worth a gander.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    táxpáyér says:

    She’s a liar in the same vein as Johan Hari

  196. 196
    táxpáyér says:

    Should charge people money if they DONT want houses built near their property.

    After all, near their property by definition isn’t their property.

  197. 197
    Jimmy says:

    Guido why are you linking to that fucking stupid buzz feed post about Ruffley?

    Don’t you think that some extremist small feminist groups are trying to use the situation?

    The simple fact is a caution means nothing. No ifs, no buts. He has not be tried by a jury of his peers, he is innocent until proven guilty.

    Now I know that concept upsets Caroline Criado-Perez, Hadley Freeman, Laurie Penny and the other moronic feminists who are determined to be offended 24/7 – but why are you joining in? Those hideous termagants with a few thousand followers from a population of 60 million, are very much the screaming banshees Liddle spoke of and just determined to get their way. It’s up to civilised men to stand up to them.

    If it was linked to by noted beta-male Tory “We need even more immigration” Bear then fair enough but you have to ask yourself why you have him work for you.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Fair enough.

  199. 199
    Norm Normal says:

    When the palestinian areas were first set up there were not millions.

    The problem is it’s traditional to have as many children as possible. Palestinians have caused the population problem all by themselves.

    Although Islam allows contraception. Hardline and conservative leaders campaign against it.

  200. 200
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Ad hominem.

  201. 201
    albacore says:

    You know, this might explain quite a lot
    About the Establishment we’ve got
    Maybe they think they came dream away
    The shit they’ve brought on Britain today

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-28498362

  202. 202
    Person Non Grata says:

    Suspect nimbyism is alive and well in Brandon Lewis’s back yard.

  203. 203
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I wonder if Savile was tolerated at the BBC because he was supplying young boys and girls to those in senior positions.
    What do you think?

  204. 204

    Penny Red is seeing the UKIP light:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  205. 205
    Person Non Grata says:

    Very possible. It’s all gone rather quiet on the peedo front though.

  206. 206
    John Prescott says:

    I love having a Thomas the Tank.

  207. 207
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Super song by the Eidsels…?

  208. 208
    If Thomas the Tank Engine is evil, it's only a matter of time before... says:

    Empire apples are declared symbols of colonial imperialism and the British Empire.

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    the Black Pudding says:

    without wanting to appear a killjoy.
    Loads more people doing less may appear to be growth.
    If service industry is 80% of activity how the fuck does that work ?
    What are the 20% doing that provides the employment if not by making things ?

  210. 210
    Daniella from Romania says:

    It certainly wad in the orphanages of Romania wasn’t it Handy?

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    Is Dora the Explorer also a symbol of capitalism? says:

    What about Pingu? Maybe He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is really an allegory about patriarchy and the master race ideology. I’m pretty sure Spongebob Squarepants has some capitalist propaganda in it.

  212. 212
    táxpáyér says:

    or marry cousins. Most genetic disease in UK children is from jizlamic immigrants.

  213. 213
    Cinna says:

    This can’t be our own Jimmy, can it?

  214. 214
    táxpáyér says:

    and how many moved out.

    Net migration…50 million British move out, 50 million non-British move in. That’s brilliant says Dave.

  215. 215
    Cinna says:

    Actually Manchester is basking in wall to wall sunshine. Indeed it’s been that way for over two weeks.

  216. 216
    Cinna says:

    Has your keyboard run out of “w”s ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Liar.

  218. 218
    táxpáyér says:

    A hamas collapse brings the chance of peace closer and an end to the ayrab aggression on Isreal.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/07/25/Report-Hamas-Morale-Collapsing-Terrorists-Flee-Israeli-Commandos

  219. 219
    táxpáyér says:

    Sensible Jimmy, eyjit jimmy has a link in moniker.

  220. 220
    táxpáyér says:

    I always like to look to capitalist solutions to Nimbyism and other forms of rent-seeking.

  221. 221
    FoF says:

    Without leeching on the naive yanks, you’d have been run back to Kazakhstan ages ago.

  222. 222
    Person Non Grata says:

    Could this signal the beginning of the end for wind (scams) farms?

    http://tinyurl.com/qfqhmgg

  223. 223
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Stop pretendimng you are british, Shlomo.

  224. 224
    non taxable pikey says:

    What, no replacement for Butler Scloss yet?

    Any news on arrests over Tower Hamlets vote rigging?

    Has the Postal Vote system been overhauled?

    Other than bumsex what has our PM “achieved?”

  225. 225
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  226. 226
    EU says:

    We may have played some small part in the clusterfuck.

  227. 227
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Fuck off !

  228. 228
    non taxable pikey says:

    Any Ebola preventative measures in place at UK borders? Or are we just going to do the headless chicken dance when the first case arrives?

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    What about Marston’s Old Empire Ale (IPA)? It’s said to complement Tandoori dishes. It tastes rather good and packs quite a punch.

  230. 230
    táxpáyér says:

    99.9% of terrorism is carried out by Muslims, yet they still call it a religion of Peace. How’s that work?

  231. 231
    Sally Bercow says:

    Wanna see my CV?

  232. 232
    táxpáyér says:

    Stop pretending to not be a colonising arab p43do-prophet worshipper.

  233. 233
    táxpáyér says:

    1.2 Billion people the planet would be better off without.

    Mo’Hamed, Mo Problems.

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    We have a border?

  235. 235
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m swimming in money!

    Blood money, that is.

  236. 236
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist, crackpot, crank and gadfly says:

    Can anyone point me in the direction (a link maybe) or just confirm that Cameron has said in the UK/to a UK source that if a referendum votes out and he is PM he will resign as he will not implement it? I’m aware of the El Pais interview. I’m about to make a dick out of myself on another forum/blog.

  237. 237
    Why is that? says:

    Coz the school are fucking overrun with imports from places that behead people for a fucking religious ideology, right after marrying their 9 year old god daughter.

  238. 238
    Obv innit says:

    Its that crackpot with a 600 sq m sock drawer SC

  239. 239
    Person Non Grata says:

    European human rights court say’s that nothing in the Convention on Human Rights imposed an obligation on States to allow same-sex marriage.

    The court further said “it cannot be said that there exists in any European consensus on allowing same-sex marriage” and that same-sex marriage is allowed in only ten of the 47 member states of the Council of Europe.

    http://tinyurl.com/n8ff5qe

    So SSM in Britain all down to Bumsex Dave’s zealotry.

  240. 240
    All the sockpuppets says:

    W E A R E L E G I O N

    W E A R E O N E

  241. 241
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Don’t care anymore,fuck Cam ,hes had his chance .Vote UKIP and let the Tories regroup.

  242. 242
    The Growler says:

    Sam dear, what your Dave was dreaming of was all that Russkie oilygach money flowing into Torwy coffers

  243. 243
    The Growler says:

    Norm, how much is a bottle of milk?

  244. 244
    The Guilty left. says:

    Sorry Enoch

  245. 245
    ISIUK says:

    Go Brother

  246. 246
    The Growler says:

    No of course not, there was no mention of Manchester, it is the name a capital in England that used to be a swamp

  247. 247
    A Wearer of Bin Bags says:

    Can you just all STFU and submit to the Religion of Piss.

  248. 248
    Border Farce says:

    Yes we do, but due to savage baby eating Tory cuts it is only operative every other new years day from 2am til 4am. In the meantime our staff work tirelessly as pilgrims to try and deliver a better service *cough*

    Mohammed Bakri Ikbal Badrash
    Senior Immigration Officer (acting up). Postal Vote Division

  249. 249
    The Growler says:

    There would seem to be a certain group, non political, in the HoC who would relish the job.

  250. 250

    Ahoy there!


    A life on the ocean wave
    Is better than going to sea
    But what the difference is
    I’m buggered if I can see.

    The first female commander of a major Royal Navy warship has been unable to repel boarders.

    These are stiff charges…

    http://tinyurl.com/n8muc38

  251. 251
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    E I B A T W C I, just a hunch, but Im guessing you don’t pay the TV tax every year.

  252. 252
    Banned says:

    In a few years you will be forced to wear a Hijab or lose your head. Purple hair dye will be seen as the devil’s work and not that of great Allah.

  253. 253
    Out of interest says:

    How did you get your job, Mohammed?

  254. 254
    The Growler says:

    Well you do have to have a a large variety of puppets

  255. 255
    REALITY CHECK says:

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    the Black Pudding says:

    In this modern era with our awareness of the vastness of creation has come a love of all humanity.
    Perhaps a union of sensible countries could be formed to locate those people, who want to mutilate 4 million women, and bomb them into extinction.

  257. 257
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Probably more than doubled his personal bank account funds. All in [the sh]it together.

  258. 258
    Pork Staynes says:

    This week 1 visitor, Steve, visited 354,024 times viewing 580,036 pages using 132,999 different pseudonyms. The top stories in order of popularity were:

    Loony Left Coming for Evil Thomas the Tank Engine
    Russia Today Journalist Sensationally Resigns Over Putin “Lies”
    ROCKET MAN: LibDem MP Backs Hamas Terror Attacks
    Evan Davis New Newsnight Presenter
    Gove Dragged Into Ruffley Assault Rap
    Awkward Ed Miliband White House Moments
    Live Like Chuka Umunna at the White House

    You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

  259. 259
    Is my, supposedly, secret IP address being compromised by AdBlock? says:

    +1

  260. 260
  261. 261
    Fred the pensioner says:

    He told me he was the only applicant with fluent Arabic and Urdu, so maybe that had something to do with it.

  262. 262
    Pork Staynes says:

    Regarding your name, I’m not sure. Perhaps the great man himself could enlighten you on that score.
    By the way, how’s Tinker?

  263. 263
    The deep cupboard says:

    I have all these bottles here.

    Why have you deserted me?

  264. 264
    Is my, supposedly, secret IP address being compromised by AdBlock? says:

    Well, she hissed at me this morning so alive, i guess.

  265. 265
    more to life etc.... says:

    Ha. I’m here aren’t I?

  266. 266
    Steady as you go, Number One says:

    Is it a case of…..”Permission to come alongside, Ma’am ?”

  267. 267
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    People do need a refresher in history. People don’t know that Yank Zio nists started WW2 by declaring war on Germany in 1933. They wanted German Chews to bolt to Palestine.
    People also don’t know that the yanks starved about 9 million Germans to death AFTER the war. Had it been for Henry Morgenthau Jr., (see Morgenthau plan) around 20 million Germans would have starved but this Zi onist plan was abandoned before completion.

  268. 268
    Silent Bob says:
  269. 269
    Cast Iron Gurantee means very little says:

    I think he said that he WONT resign if he loses the vote although I’m not sure what he would recommend i.e. to remain in or leave

    http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/05/what-camerons-pledge-not-resign-if-he-loses-eu-referendum-tells-us

  270. 270
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    WRONG!
    Chews are prone to over a dozen genetic diseases caused by inbreeding.
    And that is DESPITE living in host cultures. Ultimate proof of racism.

    http://tinyurl.com/qcgzwyy

  271. 271
    Captain Sarah DSO says:

    Gosh! It has become enormous!

  272. 272
    PS Dont bother complaining we don't care says:

    They’re too busy celebrating Scotland’s Triumphs at the Commonwealth Games on all main channels to report news

  273. 273
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Wrong again, Shlomo.
    The ZioLoons who dictate yank foreign policy are behind most wars and strife in the world.

  274. 274
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    You mean instead of being “Israel’s donkeys” (TM Iz Chief Rabbi Ovadia Yusef) ?

  275. 275
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Sure, Shlomo.

  276. 276
    Hamas leadership says:

    Doha is so pleasent we think we might stay here….for a long time

  277. 277
    Vice Admiral Horne says:

    Well you can’t put into Brest.

  278. 278
    Jesus says:

    Israel is winning. Check out the pics in the Mail. Gaza is rubble. Keep backing the losers you commie pricks.

  279. 279
    FTFoff says:

    Hang on there. It’s not for any state to “allow” or “disallow” marriage. It is Effall business of “the state”.

  280. 280
    FTFoff says:

    How do Chews become judges?

  281. 281
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ascot 3:15 Winner -Heavy Metal 33/1

    Were you on it smear merchants – ‘cos i was. HaHaHaHa…….. Sweet.

  282. 282
    BBC Pension Trustee says:

    Note to self:

    Check where we invested the Pension pot first thing Monday.

  283. 283
    Rear Admiral says:

    Was her Naval base full of discharged seamen?

  284. 284
    Rear Admiral says:

    Was her Naval base full of discharged seæmen?

  285. 285
    Rear Admiral says:

    What your the jockey.

    Rather given yourself away there Blowing Chunks.

  286. 286
    MSM4 says:

    grammer?

  287. 287
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    “Perhaps a union of sensible countries could be formed to locate those people”

    I think you’ll find them in a mosque on Fridays, wiggling their bums in the air.

  288. 288
    Todays dreams are? says:

    I’m English, if Scots can be Scottish, I can be English.

  289. 289
    An ex-Tory says:

    Such wit.

  290. 290
    Cinna says:

    Ah…I thought he was being far too sensible.

  291. 291
    An ex-Tory says:

    So if I want to marry, say, to women, I should be allowed to? What about 3 women? Three women and a dog? Several young children? How about my toaster?

    After all, it’s sod all to do with the state.

    Right, now I’ve married my toaster, where’s my married couple’s tax allowance?

  292. 292
    Laurie Penny says:

    Apparently a million anti Semites are marching in London today against bombing of Gaza.

  293. 293
    Humous says:

    Doesn’t necessarily make her a bad person.

  294. 294
    táxpáyér says:

    Effical Greenism is a fraud so is it so shocking that green investments are malinvestments?

  295. 295
    A. Ridler says:

    My first is her first, the chantreuse down there
    The next is a beech or a willow or pear
    And after, the start or beginning for Greeks
    The forth is perfection, the batsman he seeks
    The engine is ready for petrol you’ve got
    The venue is ancient and minus the motte
    And e is a letter that’s one of the twelve
    That, weather permitting, this mystery must delve.

  296. 296
    táxpáyér says:

    Does He-Man has a gay subtext?…

  297. 297
    A. Ridler says:

    +1

  298. 298

    Interesting video:

    Not sure where lying about a plane shoot down and leaving bodies laying around a sunflower field fits in though.

    h**p://news.sky.com/story/1307778/bodies-still-remain-at-mh17-crash-site

    Vote UKIP :-D

  299. 299
    Cinna says:

    You’ve stopped taking your medicate; haven’t you?

  300. 300
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Russia Offers $100,000 for Cracking Tor

    http://tinyurl.com/o3hft5d

    Wonder why that should be?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  301. 301
    Cinna says:

    Calm down dear. It’s only an incursion.

  302. 302
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  303. 303
    Cinna says:

    Not to mention having your privates modified.

  304. 304
    táxpáyér says:

    yep it’s 100% of terrorism is committed in the name of Jizlam. sorry, my mistake

  305. 305
    táxpáyér says:

    Rubble is all jizlam can make of an area anyway!

  306. 306
    No comment says:

  307. 307
    táxpáyér says:

    Since a relative does genetic testing, and he told me it (Like most UK AIDS comes from Africa, hoorah for the NHS…), I think I’ll believe experts over tin-foil hat wearing liars.

  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28501915

    FGM arrests, may they be followed by many more and some very severe sentences.

  309. 309
    tony blackhead, verified non-paedophile DJ from the swinging 60s says:

    PHEEEWWEE, pop-pickers. What a SCORCHER!! Here’s a tune, sung by some lovely ladies- none of whom, unfortunately, I got to mate with- to help the lemon squash go down and enhance your weblogging experience here, with Guido, today.

    Toodle pip, and don’t let anything I say ever get you down.

  310. 310
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s good to get civilisations (isreals and the rest of the west) enemies to talk isn’t it. Probably mainstream opinion in the islamic colonists and oikophobes (and probly BBC) march happening today.

  311. 311
    táxpáyér says:

    treason

  312. 312

    Because their intel agents haven’t been able to.

    They’re trying to take control of the internet domestically. Bill was before D’uma the other day looking to force net companies to locate personal details of R’ussian users within R’ussia.

    eg. Facebook pages for R’ussian’s have to be located on R’ussian servers and not outside.

    Pathetic really. They should just create their own Facebook and get off ours if serious ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  313. 313
    Jezza says:

    More imported shit – thanks New Labour

  314. 314
    táxpáyér says:

    She’s an obvious JohanHari v2.

  315. 315
    Call me Dave the Heir to Blair says:

    Anyone got any spare cast iron guarantees I could borrow, I seem to have run out!

  316. 316
    FTFoff says:

    Question is WTF YOU are doing in GB if your “real Homeland” is Izrael?
    Don’t you like it there?

  317. 317
    tony blâckhead, verified non-paëdophile DJ from the swinging 60s says:

    PHEEEWEE, pop-pickers. What a SCORCHER!! Here’s a tune, sung by some lovely ladies- none of whom, unfortunately, I got to mate with- to help the lemon squash go down and enhance your weblogging experience here, with Guidô, today.

    Toodle pip, and don’t let anything I say ever get you down.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Some positive feedback for Guido.

    I do appreciate that comments ‘appear’ to be minimally moderated – and especially those which are hypercritical of GF himself.

    I criticise GF and this site on a routine basis, but I do appreciate that there is integrity in that comments remain and are unedited.

    So well played sir. […but your bias is still doing my head in… :) ]

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    Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration, HS2, EU arrest warrant, sharia law & the snoopers' charter says:

    Oh, that’s funny! Not hear than one before! Hysterical!! How do you come up with this side-splitting comments?

    The Tories had their chance. Vote UKIP. If that means “get Labour”, well I don’t give a shit.

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    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    The world agrees that the Israelis (and USrael) are the biggest threat to world peace, Shlomo, so quit whining.

  321. 321
    Mike Read OBE says:

    I always thought Diddy ‘David’ Hamilton had a rather suspect smile on his face.

  322. 322
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    BTW, Most people don’t know that the yanks Starved over 9 MILLION Germans between 1945-50.
    If it had been all up to ZIonutter Henry C. Morgenthau Jr. over 20 million would have died but his plan was abandoned half way through.

  323. 323
    Pork Staynes says:

    Now we know why nobody with an IQ above 90 bothers coming here.

  324. 324
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    WTF are you on about, Shlomo?

  325. 325
    táxpáyér says:

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/in-gaza-war-egypt-taking-hard-line-over-border/

    In Gaza war, Egypt taking hard line over border
    Vilification of Hamas in Cairo has only increased since Operation Protective Edge erupted

    Everyone agrees! Terrorist Hamas must be destroyed.

  326. 326
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    As to just importing them and exporting them openly like the ZioLoons?
    You do know that per-capita, the Izzies are the biggest arms manufacturers in the world? Goy death=$hekels

  327. 327
    táxpáyér says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_September_%28group%29

    The group’s name is derived from the Black September conflict which began on 16 September 1970, when King Hussein of Jordan declared military rule in response to a fedayeen coup d’état to seize his kingdom — resulting in the deaths or expulsion of thousands of Palestinians from Jordan.

    and the treasonous lot ended up in gaza.

  328. 328
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Or, in your case, an IQ above 9.

  329. 329
    assistant duty pedant says:

    you’re

  330. 330
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The grammar police will deal with you in the dark of the night.

  331. 331
    What a bunch of scumbags says:

    These people will be made of nasty muzzbots who want to oppress me with sharia and white middle class Guardianistas and marxist types who want to oppress me with socialism.

    Due to the fact that I despise both these groups, I have to say to Palestinians, you can judge a man by the company he keeps and on that basis, fvck the lot of you and viva Israel!, your friends are no fvcking friends of mine.

  332. 332
    Pork Staynes says:

    Well, in my defence, I’m not the one who gets up at five thirty every morning to see who’s trashed my beloved little bloggy wo-ggy overnight and to make sure my comment is top of the heap.

  333. 333
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    caught a story – just out there – a Judge caught ‘asleep’ during a family court case … well i never ‘the dead from the neck up brigade’…

  334. 334
    the Black Pudding says:

    It is a serious suggestion. If the heroic warriors and the advanced weaponry of Europe, Russia, Septics and Chinese can be forged into a mighty army I am certain that these people who want to mutilate 4 million women can be eradicated from the face of the earth before Christmas and perhaps then may start the 3 thousand years of Peace.

  335. 335
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    ‘every morning’ – do you know the person you refer to intimately … or is your mind wanting to think something that suits your corrrupted mindset?

  336. 336
    Really says:

    Tinf oil.

  337. 337
    simon_coulter says:

    I think the issue to hand is: Did you read the whole, sordid story and do you understand it? In my, humble, opinion, I’d keep following the links.

  338. 338
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A tip for budding SC types – “just admit from the outset that you fucked up” – don’t dig an deeper hole with hyperbole and drivel.

  339. 339
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    indeed – well spotted. but the plod didn’t notice in time enough.

  340. 340
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ascot 3:15 – FIRST Heavy Metal at 33/1 [Yes i was on it Ha Ha] and to go with i’s First of the day above. Double result.

  341. 341
    Really says:

    That’s him.

  342. 342
    Pee Stains says:

    We all know you’re slightly “obsessive”, Steve. There’s no mystery to how your comments fill the space.
    Is this a roundabout way of telling me you need a raise?

  343. 343
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Have you ever heard of different times zones ?

    Mensa fail.

  344. 344
    Peë Staïns says:

    We all know you’re slightly “obsessive”, Steve. There’s no mystery as to how your comments fill the space.
    Is this a roundabout way of telling me you need a raise?

  345. 345
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Forgotten the Stern gang ‘conveniently’ have we – temporary and convenient ‘amnesia’ – too much heavy metal …

  346. 346
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ha Ha Ha – jeez i love you smear merchants – keep it up – as for the 3:15 atAscot – Ha Ha ha. Get in there.

  347. 347
    hush says:

    labgov.co.uk massively implicated in deaths of unneccessary people

  348. 348
    The late Theresa April says:

    It’s the religion of taking the peace.

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

  350. 350
    Bert Jalland says:

    If you had to sit through some of the utter crap junior (and senior) barristers spout you too would fall asleep.

  351. 351
    Cinna says:

    There’s no f’cking hope for this country.

  352. 352
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Anyone for a calm, civil, transparent, open and honest discussion – ‘A Worldwide Moratorium’ on “the facts” – that they all hid from us for 60+ years …?

  353. 353

    Not so sure.

    Her writing on fem!nism – the majority coherent stuff observed – revises back to a more correct narrative. Have not seen her explicitly plagiarise, to her credit she is usually diligent with citations and does not engage in Wiki vandal!sm.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  354. 354
    Judge Mason says:

    Heard it all before. Seen it all before. Done it all before.
    Case dismissed.

    Next ?

  355. 355
    Spellink Beeeee says:

    At least you got ‘grammar’ right this time.

  356. 356
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i eat barristers for breakfast, lunch and dinner – they’re small fry.

  357. 357
    albacore says:

    *scratches vagina*

  358. 358
    Cinna says:

    Erase FGM in a generation? I could do it quicker than that. I’d return all these people to their countries of (true) origin and I’d make sure that no more came here. There; problem solved, all for the price of some one way airfares and no need to involve the NHS or social services.

  359. 359
    Lord Bumsex says:

    Anyone for a fuck up the arse?

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    Irrelevant to the present discussion

  361. 361
    Cinna says:

    Hell’s teeth! I’d forgotten that one.

  362. 362
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Indeed – but the good thing is i’m only human unlike some of the oh so perfect intellectuals that know fucking everything about everything who fez up around here.

  363. 363
    A French Public Prosecutor says:

    Castrate the guilty.

  364. 364
    Anon says:

    Just been watching Sky News footage of Gaza. Unbelievable response to a few fizz bangs. They’ve completely flattened the fucking place.

  365. 365
    He-Man says:

    There’s no gay subtext. So what a couple of his friends are called Ram Man and Fisto?

  366. 366
    The 'upper class' twat of the year in no. 10 says:

    I’ve always enjoyed being in a tight hole, myself. Where’s Nick when you need him ?

  367. 367

    @BW

    Sincerest congratulations on winning the 3:15 at Ascot!

    I hadn’t realised you were the fucking horse!

  368. 368
    What the butlers lost says:

    Cameron asked Bercow to stand in as the pantomime dame but he seems to have got lost in the long grass.

  369. 369
    Obvious innit says:

    FoF you twat the Palestinians are firing the rockets . If they stopped they would not have to defend themselves against anything.

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    accessdeniedyouarebannedfromthissiteandmightaswellforgetabouther says:

    lol @ “Hell’s teeth”
    You’ll be saying “dang” before long, I reckon.

  371. 371

    Oh! You work at Costa Coffee, then?

  372. 372
    David Cameron says:

    My values are Jooish values

  373. 373
    Per says:

    Min rumpa är fortfarande öm från i går kväll

  374. 374
    Obvious innit says:

    The solution is simple. Stop firing rockets

  375. 375
    Incredulous says:

    Human? Steady on!

  376. 376
    Best Cure For Nail Fungus??? says:

    Blair has the blood of hundreds of thousands of ex-people on his hands. Why would a few more thousands bother him?

  377. 377
    the Black Pudding says:

    that’s a bit like some terrorists hijacking a plane and with little prior experience managing to fly into an unoccupied part of the Pentagon and nobody noticing except for 1 or 2 media people and there being no wreckage of a plane. or a plane crashes into a field and makes a bit of a dent and ” Oh what’s this ?. it looks like the passport of a hijacker”. or a BBC presenter saying that WTC7 had collapsed when it was still intact. or the clearly visible traveling mattes of a plane flying right through a building or all the witnesses to all these events being media people and the mysterious deaths of any questioning demolition experts, how weird is that ?

  378. 378
    paranoid_marvin says:

    The race with no sensation in their penii will always feel persecuted. That’s what having no for^skin does to you.
    I blame the mothers.

  379. 379
    Pleb says:

    The solution is simple. Israel should return to its pre-1967 borders.

  380. 380
    lol cream says:

    hang on, sweetpea………

  381. 381
    to complete your sentence.... says:

    and submit to Issrayels will.

  382. 382
    inge says:

    Jag har god effekt, ja. Visste du undersöka A. Ridler dikt till dig?

  383. 383

    Yes, except it isn’t.

    Vote UKIP :-)

  384. 384
    Marching to Pretoria says:

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:
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    Anon says:

    Listen, dickhead. They’ve completely flattened the place. Anyone can make those pathetic fireworks in a garden shed. It’s all they’ve got. Now were Britain invaded and occupied would you be one of those calling for a stop to the resistance, or would you do whatever you could to resist.?

  387. 387
    Growler says:

    *sniffs fingers*

  388. 388
    Calling Mr Ed says:

    Time to show some leadership, weird guy. What are you going to do about your Preston numpties?

  389. 389
    Laurie Penny says:

    Ye Gods, the “Human Shield & Piss Artist”” Owen Jones is at it again.

    Owen Jones @OwenJones84 · 6h

    Just spoke at a huge demo in support of Palestinian justice here in London after first quaffing 5 bottles of Bollinger champagne.

  390. 390
    wheres this thing going says:

    That’s, maybe, why Frank ditched them circa ’71

  391. 391
    EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    “Obvious innit” you thicko: The Israelis has driven 5 MILLION Paklestinians into refugee camps and stiolen their land. Learn some unsanitised history.

  392. 392
    L Finn-Spector says:

    Ban the use of blue touch-paper.

  393. 393

    Is this an appropriate European response to such good news ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  394. 394
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    At last a Christian Leader in the War Against The Marxist Death Cult.
    !
    Long over dew ,,,,

  395. 395
    Anonymous says:
  396. 396
    Teacher says:

    The white chav estate dross being simply the thickest isn’t the foreigner’s fault.

    Plus of course:
    Sanhedrin 55b . A Chew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b . A Chew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    Swastikas drawn and Israel flags burnt tonight in Central Paris during Gaza demo

  398. 398
    the Black Pudding says:

    yes well, it is like it in the sense that this whole thing stinks of a septic spook manipulation from the beginning.

  399. 399
    Teacher says:

    Sure, by stealing Palestian agricultural land and water.

  400. 400
    Father O'Blivion says:

    +1 No male Jêw would wish the cutting on a fellow human bean, surely?

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

  402. 402
    BeeBee says:

    We’re hoping for another firework or two from Harmus so we can pulverise their people even more, but hey ho, we’re reasonably satisfied with what we have inflicted on them in the last few days while we had the chance, and the world swallowed the “justification” line.

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:
  404. 404

    Am not “An ex higher rate taxpayer” although I am an ex-higher-rate taxpayer.

    What he says though is mostly correct where I am. Imagine he is at the other end of the Med, in Spain, for those prices. I have olive trees here. 4,000 sq m, if you don’t mind. I wear socks maybe a dozen times a year so those I do possess fit into a small drawer.

    And if, by some enormous mischance, Ed Balls does become Chancellor of the Exchequer, he will not be able to touch me at all.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  405. 405

    Did you not get the memo that the K’remlin dropped that idea a few days ago ?

    Reasons why:

    i) This was in DNR (de facto R’ussian) controlled territory

    ii) The equipment used was Soviet era.

    iii) R’ussia has already criticised the US for its admission that most of its intel is sourced from the net. That kind of implies that R’ussia knows there is no C!A etc. infiltration on the ground.

    Now – if the C!A controlled the area (GRU would know who’s who…), controlled R’ussian media or indeed possessed Soviet military hardware, then yes that narrative may have had legs.

    Unfortunately it doesn’t.

    Kool Aid is on the shelf next to the coffee. Enjoy ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  406. 406
    Awesome says:

    Pure genius!

  407. 407
    Obvious innit says:

    So Israyel stops but the rocket attacks would continue. What have they invaded other than an area where terrorists are firing rockets from

    You don’t get this do you fuckwit

  408. 408
    the Black Pudding says:

    if there is going to be a war and the normal movement of goods is disrupted there might well not be any food in the shops after a week or so. If I was asked for a contingency plan I would say reduce the uk population to a size that the home grown produce can feed, say 10 million.

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

    Why should they. Fuck em if they hadn’t of pissed the israylees off then there would have not been a war and they would still have the land

  410. 410
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The ‘sins our supposed elderly gentlemen with all their supposed knowledge’ – save that so many of them ‘will not admit’ that they were ‘sold the dummies, ‘duped, duped and duped’ again and again and again.

    Please take your lifetime ‘blinkers off’ SC and smell not only the coffee but the incontrovertible evidence – which has thankfully come out.

    Be a man – not a dupe – for once in your life.

  411. 411
    bergen says:

    Old Royal Navy tradition-“Kiss me Hardy”

    (and in the Carry On version the reply “But sir, what would the Admiralty think.”)

  412. 412
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, sunshine.

    Well, looking down, I note that my glans is fully exposed despite the foreskin being intact, mate.

    Figgley’s excuse is that certain organs: willy; ear hair; bum cheeks get larger as time elapses and one becomes wealthier.

    This is a sign that you should spend the hard-earned and visit a “salon” where, for a hundred quid or so, a nice girl will attempt to knock said organs back into shape, geezer.

    You’d have to be Barking but you’re reading this, yeah?

    Motoring……..Tesco etc.

  413. 413
    Just saying says:

    No shortage of Israeli potatoes at our local Tesco. Half-price, too.

  414. 414
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I’ll bring some cucumber sandwiches, dear. We could think pure thoughts and build a campfire.

  415. 415
    Anon says:

    What would you do fuckwit? Defend British territory with whatever means you have or capitulate?

  416. 416
    Norm Normal says:

    We buy 4 pints from Tesco, currently £1. Doesn’t tell you much as it’s currently a loss leader.

    A more suitable question is how much is a basket of groceries?

    The answer depends on what you put in it of course and when.

  417. 417
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    SC – your comment is so much like the childishness of the fucking masons. T*at.

  418. 418

    Mighty mixed metaphor smoothie from F’rance – awesome.

    GF Mask + S’watst’icka + P’alestine Flag + A’lgerian Flag + Flag of J’ihad at the feet of ‘Equality’ in the Statue at Place de la Republique in P’aris. Love it.

    So – ignoring the implications of mixed metaphors, these guys are up for National Socialist Anarchy under Equality for P’alestine and A’lgeria ?

    They clearly did not get the memo – Pan-!slamism is the place to be right now, not A’rab N’ationalism.

    That is avoiding the perversity of burning an !sraeli flag beside equality in the photo above. Nil-point.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  419. 419
    the Black Pudding says:

    yes well, I went into tesco this afternoon to get some veggies for my juicing and the shelves were virtually bare, no kohlrabi, no sweet potato, no radish, no chard. no fennel.

  420. 420
    John Bellingham says:

    First they banned the lash, then they stopped the rum ration—now this!
    The world’s gone mad.

  421. 421
    Norm Normal says:

    Err? But the Yisraeliz don’t murder Egyptian police and army personnel during their business transactions.

  422. 422
    a shed where nothing illegal is going on says:

    Too hot for all that gubbins.

  423. 423
    Sir Phillupa Bumhole says:

    I’m staying in a hotel in Bradford and my Saturday 7Up has just arrived on expenses.

  424. 424

    @BW

    Oooh! You are so butch! (How many coffees did you serve today, BTW?)

    Please tell me you are not saying this simply to please me. I want to know you really mean it.

    Vote UKIP and God Save The Queen :-D

  425. 425
    Tachybaptus says:

    How are you proposing to reduce it? Carpet bombing? Driving around throwing bottles of Ebola out of the window? Would you include yourself in the cull, to encourage others? Do tell.

  426. 426
    Sir Phillupa Bumhole says:

    I’m staying in a hotel in Bradford and my Sat. 7Up has just arrived on expenses.

  427. 427

    Tw*t’s tw*t! :-)

    Don’t forget to Vote UKIP, you tw*t… :-D

  428. 428

    Defacing statues, too…

    Philistines!

    Vote UKIP and God Save The Queen :-D

  429. 429

    What are you going to do when you get a bit older, BW? Top yourself?

    I imagine not. You may even be somewhat wiser then. There is always hope. :roll:

    But for a 46 year old, you behave with all the maturity of a 26 year old. A duped one.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  430. 430
    Per says:

    Det tog piss

  431. 431
    paranoid_marvin says:

    At the end of the day, the failed Isreally experiment is going to come to an end. Britain, US, whoever are going to have to hold their hands up and say, “We were coerced, under enormous pressure, into a decision that was wrong.”
    “Post the end of WW2 we just couldn’t be fucked to think straight because we were too busy thinking about how we were going to milk our own citizens of their very existence.
    The scum that worship the different IDEOMOTORAL effects will be crushed, eventually, by the sane people who, by the way, also happen to populate this Earth.
    We are the future and I’ll thank you, meanwhile, to stop killing each other on a whim.

  432. 432
    Blimey says:

    Should be nothing to do with the state, even less ECHR if two consenting adults want to marry each other. Unless of course you believe in big government and statism.

  433. 433
    My Other Van's A Comma says:

    You missed an umlaut, somewhere.

  434. 434
    Horatio Fellatio says:

    @lol cream

    BTW , petal , were you in the Andrew , darling ♥ x .

    Recognise the lingo .

    Kisses ♥ !

  435. 435
    the Black Pudding says:

    yes, it is a dilemma. for example I read an immigrant has eleven kids and probably intends to carry on having more at your expense. It would take a great movement in public ideas of morality and wotnot to arrive with an extermination squad and say ” choose two”. This is what I was getting at in previous post about violence if you noticed.
    We seem to have got in a bit of a mess with current attitudes and it will probably end in tears.
    This free for all, free entry cannot continue. it will not work.
    Society that adores freedom might find it needs to restrict freedom to breed to retain other freedoms.
    Society is so big now perhaps some method can be found to make pregnancy impossible without a counter procedure only available by license ?

  436. 436
    The problem with the Internet is anyone can use it says:

    “Post the end of WW2″

    Also known as “post WW2″

  437. 437
    idiotmotor effect says:

    if I hold an empty beer can in one hand and a bent knitting needle in the other, it seems to point towards tescos

  438. 438
    idiotmotor effect says:

    whatever

  439. 439
    Umlaut says:

    May I insert myself?

  440. 440
    I thought I was good at shopping, but I bow to you, Sir! says:

    You know your vegetables.

  441. 441
    speaking clock says:

    Eight minutes ……..

    .

    .

    .

    ….and counting

  442. 442
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Oh, eer, that’s allright then, duh.

  443. 443
    The problem with the Internet is anyone can use it says:

    My bad. Apologies.

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

  445. 445
    Pork Fat says:

    email ur secret goggle address to my box , babes

  446. 446
    Owen Jones is retarded says:

    Does “Palestinian justice” involve stoning homosexuals?

    Why, yes! Yes, it does.

    Nice one, Owen.

  447. 447
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Wot, like the mafia?

  448. 448
    Owen Jones is retarded says:

    “Society is so big now perhaps some method can be found to make pregnancy impossible”

    Scrapping child benefit ought to do it. Won’t make it impossible, but makes the prospect pretty unappealing.

    Failing that, napalm.

  449. 449
    Here Comes Fatty, He's a Sack o' Shit says:

    You’ve been in the tank for years, you fat-arsed imbecilic howler monkey.

  450. 450
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Sanhedrin 55b . A CHew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b . A CHew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

  451. 451
    thru-traffic says:

    Laughing. Well said.

  452. 452

    To be fair there is no evidence to suggest they drew them.

    There have been a lot of U’nite A’gainst F’asc!sm type demo’s in P’aris recently – they perhaps were responsible for defacing the statues.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  453. 453
    Nasty Demos says:

    I saw a very unpleasant demo pass through one of our City Centres today. The vicious thinly disguised anti-semitism was there for all to see – including in the chants about sending Israel into the sea. Would these people march in defence of Christians in Mosul? Of course not.

    They want to see Je ws and Christians thrown out of all of the Land of Islam.

    Once that project is complete, they will start nibbling at Europe – maybe return Sicily and Spain to Islam will be the next aim.

  454. 454
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  455. 455
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    If I was a ‘real’ journalist…

    Whilst DC politicians are hand-wringing over Gaza, I would take the opportunity at a White House presser given by Obama to ask him;

    “With the annual $3Bn aid given to Israel, and all the US military hardware provided…as President of the USA, do you feel any personal responsibility at all for the civilian atrocities the world is observing in Gaza ?”

    I would probably have my accreditation cancelled before I stopped asking the question, and whisked off to Gitmo immediately to wear an orange jumpsuit for the rest of my days.

    US foreign policy dictated by a tiny ‘controlling, financial dependancy’.
    Strange is it not ?

  456. 456
    Judge I. V. Boner (with some letters that I can't be arsed to Google) says:

    Do you object to other people, beside you, using this site?

  457. 457
    One-term Dave says:

    By Jove! I’m not sure how much of your money I spent liberating Libya (it was somewhere between £1billion and £1.75 billion) but it was money well spent, eh, what what?

    Spiffing!

    Sorry I’ve got to throw lots of disabled people into the street because there’s no money left to keep their care homes open. Jolly sad. Still, needs must! Chin up!

    Tally ho!

  458. 458
    Anonymous says:

    #Where’sThere’sTroubleThere’s

  459. 459
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    You could always sit in Isreal and wait for the homophobic medievalists in Gaza to lob a missile onto your head.

    They like doing that.

    Because they’re c*nts.

  460. 460
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Tricky one, that. I like to be in control but I do get lonely at weekends. It would be nice if people would produce comments when I say they can.

  461. 461
    Jislam: death cult, mental illness or both? says:

    Coming to Britain in the not too distant future.

    Thanks, LibLabCon. We really appreciate it.

  462. 462
    The late Theresa April's nephew James says:

    Didn’t think it was practicable to have a full-size Plasticine flag.

  463. 463
    Jackass Straw says:

  464. 464
    Judge I. V. Boner (with some letters that I can't be arsed to Google) says:

    But, unfortunately for you, the world doesn’t conform to your idealist view of how this blog should work?

  465. 465
    True Lies says:

    2 hours of Arnie killing muzee terrorists. What’s not to love?

  466. 466
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !

  467. 467
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    No. Some people post things randomly. They interfere with my cosmic continuity. It causes stress and I have to invoke my rights to moderate.

  468. 468
    Harry Hindsight says:

    Quite.

  469. 469
    Bess Tobin-Umunna says:

    Chuka’s problem with the internet is that trash can use it too.

  470. 470
    Judge I. V. Boner (with some letters that I can't be arsed to Google) says:

    Well, sonny. The internet is open to all and those that visit your “site” should be accorded the freedom of speech that a non-user of this site enjoys.

  471. 471
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Looks like Israel is relatively safe, with their effective Iron Dome – funded by USA – apparently intercepting 80%+ of incoming missiles.

    In all the media interviews the folks in Gaza are in helmets/flak jackets and look rather scared.
    The folks interviewed in Israel are in their short-sleeved shirts looking like they have just taken a break from a rather pleasant al fresco lunch or dinner.

    Perception is rather important in the propaganda war.

    And as far as I’m aware, the US has not extended funding for an equivalent Gaza Iron Dome, so the women and children fatalities there are just accepted, collateral damage…

    Very, very wrong.

  472. 472
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    The Henry Morgenthau plan was probably a derivation of the Kaufman plan (Theodor Nathan Kaufman), as outlined in his 1941 book “Germany must perish” which advocated the genocide of all Germans.

  473. 473
    Someone who thinks you're a thick twunt says:

    Well that’s ok then.

    Do you have a nose or did you cut it off??

  474. 474
    Sir Phillupa Bumhole, a monika based on the tendency of homosexualists to feminise their names says:

    Who rattled your cage SC, you’re very bolshie today?

  475. 475
    Jesus says:

    By studying hard, getting qualified, working their way up the profession and networking with the right people. Oh and not blowing themselves up helps as well.

  476. 476
    Nasty Demos says:

    If Britain was invaded and occupied after trying to throw the French out of France, then I think I might suggest that we stop trying to throw the French out of France.

  477. 477
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    LOL, You’re the liar, it’s right there in the links I supplied:

    http://tinyurl.com/qcgzwyy

    Chews are prone to specific genetic diseases caused by not interbreeding with fresh genetic stock. And that is DESPITE living among foreign cultures for thousands of years!
    You can’t really get any more racist than that.

  478. 478
    amongymous says:

    Piss off the lot of yer…

  479. 479
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    It’s only a matter of time until one or other country lobs something more substantial than fireworks into Izrael.
    It’s the inevitable consequence of pissing off countless millions of people and stealing from them for decades.

  480. 480
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Sure, where do you want to start?

  481. 481
    Pork Fat says:

    May I interject, M’lud? This website is our domain. My moderator, we’ll call him “Steve” for the moment, has my blessing to stifle free speech if it conflicts with our money-making scam.

  482. 482
    Laura Penny For Them, Oh Sorry You Haven't Got Any Have You? says:

    Such twit?

  483. 483
    the Black Pudding says:

    you continually leap to assumptions without proof. where is the evidence of Russian hardware ?

  484. 484
    Terry Waite says:

    Israel are on our side whilst Hamas are only in it for themselves which is why they’re forcing civilians to guard weapons caches. It’s really rather simple.

  485. 485
    Judge I. V. Boner (with some letters that I can't be arsed to Google) says:

    This site is a scam to generate money? From whom, I would ask?

  486. 486
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    True to your ‘form’ there SC as ever. And quite ‘Pathetic’.

  487. 487
    No More Mr Dhimmi says:

    The Israelis have as much right to be in the area as all the Turks who pass as “Palestinians”, left over from the Turkish colonial occupation – or as much right as Yasser Arafat (born in Cairo) did.

  488. 488
    Pork Fat says:

    From the gullible, M’Lud. The figures, as in every other scam, don’t add up.

  489. 489
    SC's pet trouser snake says:

    His boyfriend stuck it up the wrong hole.

  490. 490
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    Get a clue. The Izz believe they are the chosen race and want a greater Israel. They are racist supremacists who believe non-Chews are inferior, go check.

  491. 491
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    You, Sir/Madam, are a moniker thief.

  492. 492
    Do the Math Guys says:

    Has there been a rise in per capita GDP since 2007 – er no. We’re way behind – about 5%.

  493. 493
    Anonymous says:

  494. 494
    Umlaut says:

    Pushed it in but got rejected.

    Don’t worry, I’m used to it.

  495. 495
    Terry Waite says:

    And then get nuked to fuck – good TeeVee I suppose.

  496. 496
    Bi-Sex curious says:

    Are you BW?

  497. 497
    Anonymous says:

    Did somebody film some of those who post comments on here?

  498. 498
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    The Izz have no claim on Palestine whatsoever.
    The vast majority of Israelis have no blood ties to the region whatsoever. They now even admit themselves they are largely Kazakh convert stock:

    http://tinyurl.com/pekygxu

    Even if they had ancestors from Palestine, it doesn’t mean a thing. Everybody’s ancestors are from elsewhere, that doesn’t mean you have any claim to a place.

  499. 499
    Judge I. V. Boner (with some letters that I can't be arsed to Google) says:

    Well. Banning comments on a “Libertarian” site because they annoy you, or don’t suit your needs, is one thing but falsification of figures in order to lure capitalists, with money, to your internet operation is fraud.

  500. 500
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftai says:

    Whatever.

  501. 501
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    The Swines! Imagine them objecting to being herded into coastal strip and treated like concentration camp inmates for all those years!

  502. 502

    With all due humility, I wish to apologise to the assembled company, to BW and his sockpuppets.

    My words: “…with all the maturity of a 26 year old…” should have stated “…with all the maturity of a 16 year old…”

    Vote UKIP :-D

  503. 503
    keredybretsae says:

    Indeed.

  504. 504
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Its kicking off big time in Ranby tonight and I thought these Tories had everything under control.

  505. 505
    Terry Waite says:

    Why should Israel fear Hamas when they can just execute every single one of them, their families, their pets in rightful retribution for their cowardly and fascistic credo. An Israeli’s life is worth thousands of dead Hamas adherents.

  506. 506
    Dave says:

    I went on a haunted house experience last weekend with some chums,. It gave me the willies

  507. 507
    Frauder-Frauder says:

    Who’s going to expose this FRAUDULENT website? Start cooking the books, guys ;)

  508. 508
    Enoch Powell says:

    I did not even say the words Rivers of blood.

    But it still came to pass.

  509. 509
    Anonymous says:
  510. 510
    of ffs says:

    nothing wrong with using your advantages. Don’t fucking attack a much bigger neighbour and don’t use human shields. Collateral damage is acceptable if it isn’t your own people. at least the Israelis aim aim for valid targets. Hamas just fire rockets in the general vacinity of Israel not aiming at military targets specifically.

  511. 511
    P.S. says:

    It’s not difficult to expose fraudsters, darling. How deep is you into it?

  512. 512
    Anonymous says:

    He’s the chimp that dances.

  513. 513
    táxpáyér says:

    HAHA!

  514. 514
    táxpáyér says:

    That comment flew ride by me.

  515. 515
    Urban Dic says:

    Please sir! Please sir! Please sir! Please sir! Please sir! Please sir!

    I’ve got it! Please sir!

    It’s Quietzapple, isn’t it?

  516. 516
    Jesus says:

    Palestinian justice can mean many things to many people. To me it means sifting through the rubble and putting a bullet in anything that’s still twitching. A day of that for every Israeli life taken and within 40 days we have justice.

  517. 517
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Freedom of Expression – Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948) – i’m lovin it – ‘cos it’s now biting the rses off of those who have so abused it for their own personal profit and gain for decades – yet now they want to close it all down … The Irony of it all when it bites ‘em on their own Rses.

    Off for a few beers now and a toast to heavy metal.

    P.S. Rupert Murdoch is an evil bastard.

  518. 518
    therapist says:

    Umlaut
    perhaps if you stopped being always on top

  519. 519
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You were probably ‘sold out’ by the 80%ers of your day – but hey ho its payback time.

  520. 520
    Anonymous says:

    ROP™

  521. 521
    Homo Simpson says:

    @the Black Pudding

    Is your case that RF has no hardware?

    If so, your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  522. 522
    Jesus says:

    Just think, right now wandering around the top floor of a luxury hotel in Qatar is a room service guy with a suspiciously big nose.

  523. 523
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    One snippet noticed on skynews earlier – Sleeping Judge doorstepped by SKY.

    Judge uttered words that he ‘… was ‘told’ to not say anything’

    Question is who by?

  524. 524
    Idiotic fuckwit says:

    My car overheated today in 28degrees so how the fuck did they mange to keep their porches and ferrarris going in those temperatures up to 44 degrees then huh? We could learn a lot from them in those days.

  525. 525
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Wonder if he has a fake Irish/English/Australian/ ….. passport?

  526. 526
    Cinna says:

    It’s all kicking off in Gaza again.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-28504509

    Peace loving Hamas have kicked off for the second half.

  527. 527
    Davey "tuff guy" Roughly says:

    Vote tories you slags, or you’ll get a slap.

  528. 528
    therapist says:

    umlaut
    there is a person I know, he is a little wiggly thing that hangs down. I will introduce you.

  529. 529
    Doctor Muhammed El muhatma Kildare says:

    Beats a scalpel I suppose?

  530. 530

    We Brits are always told we must excercise tolerance.

    * looks at burning buildings*

    Err something has gone wrong here.

  531. 531

    I think you will find that’s something we did when we destroyed the economy last time I was a minister

  532. 532
    And the prize for brain dead idiots 21st century says:

    What a set of fuckwits. Self annihilating daily or death wish in Gaz A. Moronic scumbags.

  533. 533
    the Black Pudding says:

    leaders of the sensible countries,
    amalgamate your treaties.
    deal with the Evil mentality by Death

  534. 534

    Why are the ragheads getting pissed off ? FFS they got all these seafront properties the length of the strip. The israylees don’t even get a decent view for their hard earned shekel.

  535. 535
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    They are not attacking a ‘much bigger neighbour’ though.

    They are ultimately fighting against US military hardware, US training and US funding.
    And if the US really wanted the trouble to stop tomorrow, it would happen.
    But the DC politicians are paralysed with fear because they don’t want to upset the Israeli lobby.
    ..and thus the atrocities continue.

    That is one aspect why US/UK politicians should Just Say No to a self-interest group which covertly works against the US/UK national interest.

    And if a country wanted self-respect, you would think it would be insistent on being self-sufficient – rather than having to rely on – and manipulate – a much, much bigger ally.

  536. 536
    Anonymous says:

    Have you taken your meds tonight, or just overdosed?

  537. 537
    C*nts to the left of us... says:

    Are you the Black Pudding?

  538. 538
    C*nts to the left of us... says:

    Are you EeeYepBlowing Whistles?

  539. 539
    Jesus says:

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Thk thk thk thud!

    Isreal. And it always will be.

  540. 540
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Didn’t jacko close down the last attempt to lawfully force the masons into the daylight – for several reasons [i suggest – covering one anothers rses]?

  541. 541
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You guys should try Freedom of Expression. It has far more clout and sends the msm ziomsm into a right old spin.

  542. 542
    the Black Pudding says:

    I’m suggesting a way forwards so that a united Earth can defeat the threat of evil by unification and attain 3 thousand years of peace. do you have a problem with that ?

  543. 543
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    But then again i guess that most on here are useless dtp journos/hacks who are playing up for their media moguls bucks. Spineless bastrads.

  544. 544
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Terry – the whole ‘nuke debate’ was talked through here about 2 years ago and its endgame for all. Wake up you thicko.

    Why was Mordecai Vanunu – ‘arrested’ and ‘silenced’ and why is he still ‘kidnapped’ within Israel … and not allowed to speak out?

  545. 545
    No More Mr Dhimmi says:

    So you agree all Je ws and Christians should be removed from the Land of Islam to make way for the poor oppressed Gazans (who, incidentally, always look remarkably well fed for such an oppressed nation).

  546. 546
    Spaced out? says:

    Are we back to that death ray thingy hidden behind the moon discussed at length last night?

  547. 547
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i will leave those guys in box 525 to have their own pitiful fight – result today and yes it was a genuine EYBW First aloft in box 1. i’s calculation is about five in three + years now – and excluding the berk imposter of last week.

  548. 548
    Norm Normal says:

    Before he makes claims like that I think it’s only fair a geneticist provides confirmation?

  549. 549
    Clint Eastwood says:

    “Do I have a problem with that?”

    * lifts head slightly, draws on cigar………spits into the dust*

    “I might”

  550. 550
    Misguided Lefties are everywhere says:

    Alice Arnold, professional lezzie, chief apologist for Hamas, on Sky News, listen dearie, the religion of peace will be making you one of their first targets for beheading if they fly their black flags over the Palace.

    Pity plod and the Home Office haven’t the guts to deal with those they are flying already in Birmingham, Sheffield, Preston etc.

  551. 551
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:
  552. 552
    Impostore, base deceitful says:

    Something tells me your friends and admirers are going to make sure you are 1st more often than not lol.

  553. 553
    RomaBert... says:

    He will be doing a U turn on this in a couple of months time!

  554. 554
    bw's cockpuppet says:

    Ooh, ‘ark at ‘er!

  555. 555
    the Black Pudding says:

    No. I am saying that the rise to prominence of fuckwits of Islamic mindwarp in places where the population cannot defend themselves where they intend to inflict torture on the population must generate a mutual pact amongst the sensible countries to amalgamate their treaties and create an army of sensible people who have an inherent love of humanity and by global assertion decide to eradicate from this earth these people that would purposefully torture women for an insanity. the humanity that belongs on this earth in the europeans and the septics and the russians and the chinese can choose to wipe them from this earth. then will begin he “Great Association” and the 3 thousand years of peace

  556. 556
    Ah! shame says:

    Tony holds 60th birthday bash for Cherie, But not hard enough.

  557. 557
    the Black Pudding says:

    Mules are exempt from criticism

  558. 558
    Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite Doha Marrriott) says:

    Yes Blowing Whatchemacallits, they drove us across the Red Sea when the tide was out.

    Shukran to you for without useful idiots like you we’d be flippin burgers just now.

  559. 559
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    He is referring to the fact that “Israel” was established by a bunch of ra cist ter rorist supremacists, Shlomo/táxpáyér.

  560. 560
    Norm Normal says:

    Mmmmm slotgob…still so sexy at 60. Isn’t that right guys? Can’t understand Toeknee supposedly straying with that goddess at home?

    Not only beautiful, gsoh and vastly more intelligent than most mere motals. Why oh why can’t we have Cherie instead of Miliband?

  561. 561
    Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite Doha Marrriott) says:

    No mention of donkeys and Arabs, Teacher aka BW??

  562. 562
    EdIsOneOfUs!OyVey! says:

    As an Izrael Firster, you are hardly the person to lecture on “treason”.

  563. 563
    stun() says:

    Christ, she looks like death by clunge

  564. 564
    the Black Pudding says:

    leaders of the sensible countries we are on the brink of immortality through science, come together in a pact of solidarity make the Great Association by pooling our resources obliterate from the earth the Evil mentality so that we can leap forwards into the three thousand years of peace.

  565. 565
    Oy! the suffrink! says:

    You goyim have loathed us for 3000yrs – enough already! -accept us as your masters for we have been chosen by god.

  566. 566
    Anonymous says:

    He looked even more demented as a doctor.

  567. 567
    milk monitor says:

    Oh, and I didn’t say “fuck the UN, fuck NATO, and fuck the police,”

    …but I would never say such a wrongful and hurtful thing, because all of those things are righteous and lovely and shit.

  568. 568
    Tachybaptus says:

    Be very, very careful what you wish for.

  569. 569
    WTFingF?!!! says:

    WTFingF?!!

    GB exports nearly GBP 8 BILLION (!) of arms to Izrael !!!!
    See table at 26):

    http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201314/cmselect/cmquad/205/20504.htm#a5

  570. 570
    milk monitor says:

    ..like the goodies off Star Wars, and cop shows, where the white hats always win.

  571. 571
    Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite Doha Marrriott) says:

    Too many words for lefty fuckwit Jimmy.

  572. 572

    I’d rather have Shariah than Cherie

  573. 573

    Fuck the left-wing press.

    Russia is about the only sane place left in Europe.

    Fucking Clegg… who the fuck listens to that continental tool?

  574. 574

    The prophet Enoch:
    “Enoch is taken up to Heaven and is appointed guardian of all the celestial treasures, chief of the archangels, and the immediate attendant on God’s throne. He is subsequently taught all secrets and mysteries and, with all the angels at his back, fulfils of his own accord whatever comes out of the mouth of God, executing His decrees.”
    The leftist scum did their best to destroy all the goodness he stood for.

  575. 575
    No More Mr Dhimmi says:

    Yes – as a Jihadist in Iraq he will do less harm in his extremely brief career, than in a lifetime of medical practice in this country.

  576. 576

    Hamas for the cup!

    We always root for the underdog

  577. 577
    lol, you cunt says:

    Not bad for a nonce. Interesting reading.

  578. 578

    The hunger games

  579. 579
    Asperger's boy says:

    Same front page reveals that Ed Miliband is consulting Simon Baron-Cohen,* the expert on autism, in an effort to improve his image. Let me tell you, Ed, you’re not one of us and never will be. You’re just weird.

    —–
    * Not Sacha B-C, who is Simon’s cousin and might be able to offer better advice.

  580. 580
  581. 581
    Tachybaptus says:

    Aargh, Cheriah Law. All men to be castrated and put into burqas. Compulsory readings from the works of Beatrice and Sidney Webb five times a day.

  582. 582
    the Black Pudding says:

    the generals from the different countries need to talk to each other. apparently the russian navy guy and the chinese navy guy spent some time together at the winter olympics. Listen guys we can work out a deal but right now we need to deal with the threat of Evil.

  583. 583
    the Black Pudding says:

    in any negotiation you should come from strength. So I am assuming that anybody we put up to negotiate membership of the Great Association will have full confidence in his back up ( self defense by might ) ?
    I can see this working, the obliteration of the abomination islam and bonus!! 3 thousand years of peace and productivity.

  584. 584
    Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite Doha Marrriott) says:

    Did you lurn that in Grammer Skool?

  585. 585
    Hamas HQ (Presidential Suite Doha Marrriott) says:

    That appears to be a YES. He is that daft cu­nt.

  586. 586
    zero mostell says:

    Zerohedge a Russian front? Have you actually read it? You really are a cretin!

  587. 587

    Like Groundhog Day but with dead bodies…

    How difficult is it to just collect the remains ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  588. 588
    Book of revelations says:

    You people do not know what you do or say. War, Ebola, poverty, desperation. I hope you all sleep well at night. The messiah TB is at hand to sort things out though. Peace to you all.

  589. 589

    It must be said – ISIS have a way cooler image than P’utin’s goons.

    Time for the EU to up its game and stop being lame.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  590. 590
    albacore, the real one says:

    If you scratch it, you know it’ll never get better
    What did your pimp say about using a french letter?
    Keep taking the medication and then you’ll be fine
    Or just shove your poxy socks up where the sun don’t shine

  591. 591
    Sedated says:

    Were you in the Beatles?

  592. 592
    the Black Pudding says:

    I have heard it said that these people, who are a cross between an uneducated savage and an illiterate uneducated savage, chop peoples’ heads off because they enjoy doing it. This is like a rupture in the mental plain. If you imagine a diaphragm inside the brain with good thoughts above and evil thoughts below it is like a belch of evil mental brain gas which shifts the membrane and the person becomes a little more stupid and evil.

  593. 593
    the Black Pudding says:

    Does evil brain gas smell ?
    well I know when I can smell a wrong’un
    It is more of an intuitive thing and if I have anymore specific information on this issue I will report it,

  594. 594
    Dolphin Square Club says:

    Any kiddies out there want to come to a party?

  595. 595
    Warped minds says:

    ….Too much “Acid” man!!

  596. 596
    Village Idiot says:

    ….That is so true!…The amount of damage done by doctors to the plebs , is truly horrific,..and…they get away with it by cover up and holding the line, then you have a NHS packed to the gunnels with muslim doctors and health workers, and , they do not care about the sanctity of life,especially Christian British!….Another great idea brought to you by the, I” know better than you plebs”.. educated elites!
    Bit like this “equality rubbish”, especially mixed gender in the military!.That,s going well, ask the navy, another ideological, impractical idea bought to you, by the really thick, educated elites!

  597. 597
    anon says:

    ….Try putting coolant in it,water and oil,fan on, extracting heat,and switch off for a few minutes!….(hope that helps)

  598. 598
    Village Idiot says:

    ….”Hear,hear, but I,m not ready to live their!

  599. 599
    Village Idiot says:

    ……”there”

  600. 600
    Just because we are all descended from Mitochondrial Eve, it
    doesn't mean I'm going to invite you to my family reunion...
    
    

    @BW

    Well, it was kinda fun speaking with you again after my self-imposed decision to avoid you like the galloping pox.

    But to judge on results, it was pretty desultory.

    There is only any real point in communicating is when substantive information exchanges. Not even the most deluded poster here (and I am not thinking about you – but Moussa say) would accuse us of having created more light than heat.

    It may be entertaining for some, we have put on a show of sorts, but really it is rather like masturbating in a gale… of dubious transient pleasure and you get your own back pretty quickly.

    It really endorses my original decision as being the preferred of a range of bad options. So it is to that state of relative sanity to which I propose to return.

    I wish you all good luck in your endeavour, whatever that might be.

    Sincerely

    SC

    Vote UKIP :-D

  601. 601
    Anonymous says:

    Only with an upfront down payment.

  602. 602
    Anonymous says:

    #FcukTheGazaDemos #PackingAlready #EveryoneLovesFreebees #Solidarity

    #MightbeTakingSomePoorUSKidsPlaceButScrewThem #SocialismRocksBaby

  603. 603
    Barracco Barner says:

    If women had invented rockets, would they be a different shape?

  604. 604
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Ed Miliband may look like a dork but Olly Grender was a ringer for Miss Piggy.

  605. 605
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    The Press don’t like me, the electorate don’t like me, my brother doesn’t like me and many of my colleagues don’t like me. I can resolve all those issues by putting up taxes when I’m Prime Minister.

  606. 606
    Reg Varney - on the buses says:

    Olive

  607. 607
    David Axlegrease says:

  608. 608
    Cinna says:

    It looked like before they started.

  609. 609
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

  610. 610
    Bernard Tapie says:

    So one of David Cameron’s Big Society charities is under police investigation concerning an allegation that some monies have found their way into certain non authorised pockets.

    What on earth has been going on here we must ask ourselves. When did David Cameron last utter the words “Big Society” ? .

  611. 611
    Cinna says:

    Stopping immigration might be a good start.

  612. 612
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    A British jail was turned into a wreck last night and Chris Grayling and David Cameron go AWOL.

    There was a spot of bother at Gatwick in baggage collection and the news is all over the place.

  613. 613
    Cinna says:

    Try converting from fahrenheit to centigrade.

  614. 614
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Ban British footballers from visiting Russia in 2018 and the lawyers will be having a field day.

  615. 615

    But by 2018 there wont be any taxpayers left in the UK to pick up the costs orders.

  616. 616
    m . o . d . b . o . t . j . i . h . a . d says:

  617. 617
  618. 618
    WTFingF!!?? says:

    In Grammar school they teach you that Izzies are a bunch of victims who need help. Not the bunch of totally unprincipled murderous land thieves who have turned hypocrisy, racism and war criminality into an art form.

    Those same corrupt grammar school twits then go and sell the despot Izzies 8 fucking BILLIONS WORTH OF FUCKING ARMS!!!!

  619. 619
  620. 620
    south of the M4 says:

    Perhaps the idiot has not heard of the ‘ deckchairs & Titanic ‘ saying …….

  621. 621
    JH103932812-23-9210 says:

    Er, there are three flag poles. Why was it necessary to take down the British flag? Their pathetic display could have been done on one of the other poles.

    What. Are. All. Those. People. Doing. On. This. Island?

  622. 622
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    Yerrrs, take full advantage of the despised capitalist system. Fill yer boots.

  623. 623
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Anne Applebaum’s book Gulag a history – specifically page 506 last paragraph – page 507. The Neuremberg trials /dubious tribunals / victors’ justice …

  624. 624
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    My first Administration will be remembered for

    1. Windmills
    2. My destruction of centuries of tradition by legalising unnatural practice
    3. The destruction of GB Power supply in favour of vague ‘natural’ sources
    4. My sneaky moves toward full EUSSR integration.

    Watt?

  625. 625
    WTFingF!!?? says:

    So you are the nutter who thinks he’s one of god’s chosen ones.
    You here to buy more arms to kill civilians with?

  626. 626
    Norm Normal says:

    Honestly can’t blame you. I think I may subscribe to the Guido Tweets as the comments section here recently looks like an extension of care in the community.

    Perhaps Guido should apply for a cash rebate from local authorities for providing such services and relieving the burden on the police and NHS?

  627. 627
    Mick Dundee says:

    Now, THAT there’s a KNIFE!

  628. 628
    Pleb says:

    The Government has spent £80,000 of taxpayers’ cash flying Eastern European vagrants back to their homelands – only for many to return weeks later.
    More than 200 people were flown back to Romania and Bulgaria in the first three months of this year – using tickets paid for by the Home Office, according to figures obtained under the Freedom of Information Act. The migrants returned to Eastern Europe after a crackdown ordered by David Cameron on foreign EU nationals begging or sleeping rough in the UK. London landmarks such as Marble Arch and Park Lane have been blighted by gangs of Romanian beggars setting up makeshift camps, dumping rubbish and urinating in the street. There have also been increases in the levels of aggressive begging, pickpocketing and prostitution. But now it has emerged that Romanian beggars who have been deported are returning using different names.

  629. 629
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Shame she isn’t flying over any war zones.

    Where’s a BUK missile system when you need one :-)

  630. 630
    Funny old world says:

    BW SC and Pro EU a word of advice.
    Don’t argue with a loon because us folk in the real world can’t tell who is what.

  631. 631
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    It’s Sunday so I make that BUMSEX o’clock. In fact, everyday is BUMSEX time

  632. 632
    FedupwithZioLies says:

    A ZioLoon who thinks it speaks for “everyone”. How about the Palestinians getting their own military to excercise the right to defend themselves?

  633. 633
    Barracco Barner says:

    Hey! I was going to say that!

  634. 634
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What an interesting weekend of comments.

    ‘Comment is free, but facts are sacred’ … umm indeed.

    ‘Oh what a tangled web they weave – when at first they practice to decieve’.

    Night night – don’t have nightmares – it’s only the american dream!

  635. 635
    Barracco Barner says:

    Borat/Bruno/Ali G. is about as funny as toothache!

  636. 636
    Barracco Barner says:

    Flabbott’s not intending to march over any bridges, I hope? Structural Engineers at the ready!


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