July 25th, 2014

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  1. 1
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Vote UKIP.

  2. 2
    The British media are cunts says:

    Once again the BBC wheel out lefty mong David Blanchflower to pontificate about how bad the economy is, gay boy BBC lefty nodding away.

    Can anyone remember Bumflower getting anything right?

  3. 3
    Is this a mass debate? says:

    If you’re in London, I’m taking part in a debate on the housing crisis from 6.30pm on BBC1. Let councils build, control rents, a living wage

    Owen Jones, who else ?

  4. 4
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:
  5. 5
    Jesus says:

    Israel – 800

    Hamas -20

    This is what happens when you bring a football to a cricket match.

  6. 6
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don”t be daft.

  7. 7
    CorrectAgain says:

    No, this is what happens when you connive billions of arms aid from corrupt Idiots and use it to kill people.

  8. 8
    François Hollande says:

    Hey! UK!

    Stop showing me up!

    Your growth and unemployment numbers are making my socialist policies look like a bunch of wank. You are making France even more of a laughing stock than it already is..ts like the Thatcher Mitterand years all over again..you remember? When UK had 10% higher GDP than France.

    Just stop it ok? At least stop growing until the Miliband gets in and adopts my policies of failure and stagnation.

    Then you will collapse back down to a more EU socialist level of world decline.

    Égalité mes amis..Égalité amongst EU nations.

  9. 9
    Ed's handler says:

    We had to do something. Ed’s only purpose was to make Spoonface look credible. We never anticipated the electorate would actually be stupid enough to vote for him, but I guess this is how we learn.

  10. 10
    Tachybaptus says:

    I don’t think anyone would vote for him. The millions who vote Labour do so without thinking of him, because they think it will safeguard their bennies, or because they are dead from the neck up, or because they are completely dead and being impersonated.

  11. 11
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    IMPOSTERS and jokers to the left of i; IMPOSTERS and jokers to the right of i – so here i am stuck in the middle with the truth!!! Hey!

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Noooooo…..This is what happens when you poke a hornets nest with a Blunt stick before you realise you can’t run very fast coz you are a fat git.

  13. 13
    Bill Quango MP says:

    He once bought a newspaper at Waterloo for 75p , paid a £1 and he got 15p change.
    He went back to the seller and pointed out it should have been 25p change, and got his 10p back.

    That was the last time he right on anything. 2002 I think that was.

  14. 14
    Ed weirdoband says:

    Franthois my hero

  15. 15
    Ham + Ass says:

    We like to piss on hornets nest. Then run and hide under UN skirts.

  16. 16
    The public says:

    Ed Miliband is just a graphic artists impression of a corporate logo for the Labour party.

    If that graphic artist was Richard or Mark.

  17. 17
    Clowns and Jokers says:

  18. 18
    Ed's handler says:

    Kill people? Don’t make me laugh! It takes approx 250 rockets at £20,000 per rocket to kill one Israeli. More Israelis die every day from obscure forms of cancer. Think about that for a second, the only purpose these chimps have in life and they are still upstaged every day by statistically insignificant random cell mutations.

  19. 19
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I can’t wait for the day when I am Chancellor of the Exchequer and Vince Cable is Chief Secretary to the Treasury.

    Vince will be in charge of renationalising Royal Mail and imposing the Mansion Homes Tax on anyone who didn’t vote for us.

  20. 20
    Bill Quango MP says:

    How obvious was Ned Milibland’s image advisers attempts to make a virtue out of his unnatural geekiness?

    In window terms how would you rate the attempt ?

    1. textured
    2. antique
    3. tinted
    4. obscured
    5. translucent
    6 totally transparent

  21. 21
    MSM4 says:


  22. 22
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    or even

  23. 23
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Owen Jones on the BBC ?

    Well that’s a first!

  24. 24
    Ellie-Mae says:

    Or the agency that did the Lisa Simpson logo for the Olympics

  25. 25
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    The idiot version has a point.

  26. 26
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    I’m an IMPOSTER! You can tell because I have a job and a girlfriend.

  27. 27
    concrete pump says:

    Licked to optical clarity.

  28. 28
    The Growler says:

    Were you one of his muckers then Bill?

  29. 29
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    Owen the Jones: masterbuilder: sounds like.

  30. 30
    concrete pump says:

    Licked to optical clarity.

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Blow job one?

    well spotted.

    They could maybe be recommissioned to do a Len & Ed version?

  32. 32
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    They should be bombing the Hilton Doha – that’s where the brave Hamas leadership is waging war from.

  33. 33
    Window Lickers says:

    Don’t equate that weirdo with us. Its insulting.

  34. 34
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    Aye but do you have a bedsit in Bournemouth?

  35. 35
    The Growler says:

    Yup, Fawksey was always on the Beeb at one time, young Owen is only following in his footsteps

  36. 36
  37. 37
    David Axlegrease says:

  38. 38

    Labour Party election candidate James Warmer who filmed up a underage girl’s skirt escaped jail yesterday, but he must take part in a three-year sexual treatment programme.

    Norwich Crown Court was shown CCTV footage of Craig Warmer, 22, stooping down to lift up an under age girl’s skirt and then filming it at Boots in Castle Mall, Norwich.

    The court heard that Warmer had lifted another girl’s skirt outside a school, and had sexually assaulted a female he followed in Dereham.

    Warmer, of Hyde Road, Dereham, appeared at Norwich Crown Court for sentencing, after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to two counts of outraging public decency and one count of sexual assault.

    He was handed a community order with three years’ supervision and the requirement to attend the Thames Valley sex offender group work treatment program. A sexual offences prevention order was also made for three years, and he was placed on the sexual offenders’ register for the same amount of time.

    Prosecutor, Christopher Morgan said the first offence took place in Dereham on November 27 last year. “Warmer started walking behind a young female before grabbing her buttock hard in Sandy Lane,” he said. She took a photograph of his back, and DNA from her coat matched Warmer’s.

    The next two offences took place while he was on bail. A girl was walking to school from Castle Meadow on January 30.
    As she got to the school gate she was aware that her skirt was being lifted up, so she tried to put it down. The man lifted it up again and he kept hold of it.

    The last incident took place in Boots on February 2. Mr Morgan said: “The defendant was seen on CCTV to lift up a girl’s skirt in the aisle, and then film it on his iPhone.” The girl was underage.

    Jonathan Morgans, for Warmer, said he had strong family support. He said his “bizarre deviancies” showed he had no control of his desires, but added he wanted to make sure it did not happen again.

    Follow us on twitter – Labour25 twitter

  39. 39
    The Growler says:

    Be careful when window licking, there some people that crush castor plant seeds and smear the result on Geedes windows

  40. 40
    táxpáyér says:

    Owen is a good name for someone who loves labour, as the country always end’s up owen a lot more when they ruin the economy.

  41. 41
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Not for him. I just recall the occasion.

    He talked about it for weeks and weeks. You’d have thought he’s balanced the budget they way he went on about his 10p.

    Of course, being Blanchie, by the tenth retelling, he’d got change back from a twenty and was £22 up on the deal.

  42. 42
    the Black Pudding says:


  43. 43
    táxpáyér says:

    Blanchflower will be hailing france’s success today in following his policies on tackling unemployment…

  44. 44
    A Lawyer says:

  45. 45
    The UN says:

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

  47. 47
    Maqboul the Muzbot says:

    Maqboul is the tw@t that used to post as Owain Glyndwr.

  48. 48
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    a three-year sexual treatment programme.

    Surely they can cut his gooleys off quicker than that?

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

  50. 50
    He has many points says:

    -Continuing the big interfering state and taking 50% of GDP to run itself
    -Thieving £120 billion from pensioners and savers to give to borrowers and
    state spending.
    -Falling living standards and soaring essentials inflation
    -Broken state and personal finances.
    -Failed housing policy.
    -Uncontrolled immigration, 500,000 immigrants arriving every year.
    -Selling out to the EU, refusing a referendum on Lisbon and advocating
    expansion with hundreds millions more joining.
    -Failure to reform and cut the cost of the state sector.
    -Failure to deal with the welfare disaster.
    -Continuing to waste £12 billion a year overseas aid.
    -Green energy zealotry killing pensioners and impoverishing us all.
    -Destroying the military – yet bombing Libya and wanting war in Syria
    -Appalling border security and policing.
    -Continuing multicultural extremism and political correctness.
    -Gay marriage.
    -Doing nothing about illegal immigrants.
    -Decaying infrastructure.
    -P’edos Perverts and Nonces.
    -Collapsing education and health services.
    -More erosion of our judicial independence through the ECHR and the EU.
    -BBC a law unto itself.
    -Many areas of the country turning in to third world shitholes over night, no one wanted this and no one asked for it.


  51. 51
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul the Awesome says:

    No I was smoggie before. Never used a Welsh name boyo.

  52. 52
    JJ says:

    6 million?

  53. 53
    Nigel Farage says:

    I demand the return of Marathon & Opal Fruits! Now!

    Fucking Starburst & Snickers are foreign muck.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

  55. 55
    concrete pump says:

    You used to be much more sweary.

  56. 56
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    John Snow’s one sided reporting of the Israel – Hamas conflict, now happening on C4 News. I see Snow has returned to the safety of the C4 News studio. No unbiased truth for Snow!

  57. 57
    Issue free contraception says:

    Stop breeding like rats then.

  58. 58
  59. 59
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Of course Hamas are totally innocent.

  60. 60
    Owen Jones says:

    You can come in my back passage any time.

  61. 61
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Bright sparks these ants.

  62. 62
    Ed Miliband says:

    If you want a gurning champion as PM, then vote for me. I am a fucking idiot.

  63. 63
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …said cp. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  64. 64
    Ed Miliband says:

    Now what image shall I portray today. I’m struggling.

  65. 65
    Ed Balls says:

    I shall be lying and spewing out drivel from now until the election. No change then.

  66. 66
    Me says:

    And bring back Jif! What kind of a word is Cif?

  67. 67
    concrete pump says:

    Yeah, into the sea.

    Get on a fucking boat and explore the North African coast.

    Alternatively, hijack a red crescent ambulance and try Egypt.

  68. 68
    Me says:

    Egypt looks nice.

  69. 69
    Owls are us says:

    Vote labour and get a free anteater.

  70. 70
    the Black Pudding says:

    Perhaps they sense the magnetic field and are attracted to the wiring, like a moth is attracted to a light thinking it is the moon. It is a good job homing pigeons’ heads don’t fit in wall sockets.

  71. 71
    Jon Snow bastard son of Ned stark says:

    I’ve always considered myself a bit left bank.

  72. 72
    Bill Quango MP says:

    How about desperate ?

  73. 73
    the Black Pudding says:

    I think, Ed, that you are projecting a far too successful image with the suits and ties, which isn’t working with the voter base. You should go for a zanier look.

  74. 74
    the Black Pudding says:

    why not turn up one day in a strait jacket ( self parody ) that’ll work trust me.

  75. 75

    G’raham P’hillips worked for RT’s TV network in DNR:

    Full passport details included in report.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  76. 76
    the Black Pudding says:

    If I was Israeli I too would probably want to push the Palestinians into the sea.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    When Labour was the government, my council tax increased every year by about 8 to 10% per year. For the last four years it has not gone up by more than 1.5%.
    The difference is a lot of money.If Labour get in, just wait and see how much we will all be paying.Of course, those on benefits will be exempt as they don’t pay anything. So once again, those on low income who work will be the losers.

  78. 78
    non taxable pikey says:

    Absolutely barking! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28464009

  79. 79
    Can't be any worse says:

    We can’t all be successful actors, Ed. Just be yourself and see what happens.

  80. 80
    Poorer by the minute... says:

    Sorry – are you talking about the UK were per capita GDP has not yet recovered to 2007 levels or where the average family’s real income has fallen year on year every year under this government?

  81. 81
    non taxable pikey says:

    The Egyptians want to keep it that way too which is why they won’t have anything to do with the Gazans.

  82. 82
    Owen Jones has the mental age of about 8 says:

    Yeah, but on the BBC at 18:30? Isn’t that way past his bedtime?

  83. 83
    Ham 'as to be a strange choice of name for them... says:

    Yes – that’s why they call for gen-ocide in their constitution…

  84. 84
    Dimmy Dave (trashed out defences so he could fund foreign aid, just as the world turned to shit) says:

    I’m not that bright, either.

    Tally ho!

  85. 85
    Jislam: death cult, severe mental illnes, or both? says:

    Aw, bless! Is nasty little Isráel crushing the will of ‘Almighty’ Allah?

    Aw. Diddums. Allah’s a bit of a pathetic mong, really, isn’t s/he?

  86. 86
    Monica Moniker says:

    During the largest recession in history, you mean? Is that surprising?

    I suppose we could have safeguarded a few public sector jobs like the frenchies did. Kept the privileged council workers in their elite bubble.

    But then unemployment would be nearer 15% and growth nearer zero.
    Like in France.

    That is what you are proposing to do, is it? Copy failure?

  87. 87
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  88. 88
    David Ward says:

    So proud of Bibi, his cabinet, and the Isr*elis. Stand strong and finish destroying the tunnels.

  89. 89
    Max says:

    Guido get the bugs fixed or your blogg will be dust

  90. 90
    Common purpose watch says:

    Anyone noticed that all national vacancies have been filled by common purpose appointees?
    This includes all vacant posts in your patch.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Pity the cυnt doesn’t spend all his time in Gaza shaking hands with children holding hand grenades.

  92. 92
    UKIP if you want to says:

    Actually – serious question – who’s the blond twink in the awful Gekko-esque David Steel shirt (stripy shirt, white collar) and the clip-on braces – £10 from C&A, must try harder – sort of yummy, could do with a good rimming, but I’d have to teach him about sartorial matters ignorant as he is – and who’s he old turd in the scarlet weskit? Extras you pulled off the street Guido?

    In the meantime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynsy3F3ZqLg

  93. 93

    @OR: I think the following exchange should be added to the revised edition of Waltz’s ‘Theory of International Politics’ to explain roughly how soft power works, and why it is important for rational actors in the context of a real event:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  94. 94
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    leave you guys to it; on this string of bitchiness/cattiness.

  95. 95
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Labour launches summer putch …

  96. 96
    Impostore, base deceitful says:

    It’s nothing personal, I just think you’re a massive tool admiring itself in the mirror.

  97. 97
    Poorer by the minute... says:

    Well there is no point in looking at one year’s figures. UK’s performance prior to 2013 was well below average (not surprising, given our dependence on the financial sector).

    I would rather we copied the success of Germany – emphasising manufacturing, green energy and export led growth – instead of importing dirty money oligarchs and beds in sheds occupants.

  98. 98

    Incidentally – This short audio-visual presentation fully explains the origin of the ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care’ meme:

    History may record this as being a critical metaphor which 21st Century students of international politics adopted to understand the mindset behind R’ussia’s [sucessful|failed] I’mperial E’mpire ambitions 2006-20XX.

    Delete as appropriate and when the final year is in adjust end date.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  99. 99
    cured lefty says:

    Sky they really are the pits
    tonight an american accented bitch(who the fuck is she) literally creaming her knickers just so we know how the supposed positive economic news is…… not positive
    then switch to ed and his not so positive photogenic issues the honest man puff piece stinks of spad
    who pops in at the end fucking rottweiller mcternan
    these media bastards really do think we are fucking stupid

  100. 100
    Ed Miliband says:

    I am a man of substance!

  101. 101
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    He is still the son of an avowed Marxist traitor and will always be just that. Good luck with trying to rewrite history on that one – axlegreasy.

  102. 102
    Voter says:

    Yeah and I’d have to be on class A substances to vote for you!

  103. 103
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Look at your comment – hypocrite – are you richdickhead Littlejohn?

  104. 104
    A Moth says:

    How do you know we mistake lights for the moon? Why would we want to go to the moon? Ffs, we just like annoying humans.

  105. 105
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And i suppose Israel are ‘innocent’ too? JFHC.

  106. 106
    concrete pump says:

    It’s called banter you ball licker.

    Now fuck off..!

  107. 107
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Some people won’t like this – but i’m gonna say it

    And don’t they ALL them religious nuts [ALL] just turn a blind eye down the crafty lodge … where it’s all one big business deal?

    Now take a deeper look and try to ‘think without blinkers’. Jahbufuckingalon!!!

  108. 108

    The economy has grown to above pre-recession levels BUT LABOUR SAYS……….

  109. 109
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Even on the small, pointless, problems UKIP is leading the pack. ?

  110. 110
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Anyone see all those ‘dumbed down’ – ‘serveANTS’ hanging off of Ed Milibands latest ruse to redefine himself?

    Lots of MilitANTS present there too.

  111. 111
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Where’s the international report into Israel’s stealing and impostering of many other countries nationals passports … – oh silly i; i forgot the UN / ICC have no teeth. Ho Hum.

  112. 112
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Sikorsky (hubby of Neoabaumcon)- on CH4news – nicely set up and then the final comment from him ‘revealed’ his downfall. forked-tongue anyone.

  113. 113

    Here you go:

    Happy ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  114. 114

    Bona fide acts of war…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  115. 115
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  116. 116
    If you knew what anyone else with half a brain knows says:

    Economics trumps religion in motives. When you are old enough you will appreciate this. Follow the money. Something you probably don’t see much of.

  117. 117
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  118. 118
    cured lefty says:

    balls reply on tv today body language even he did’nt believe a word he said!

  119. 119
    Smelling the Coffee says:

    Be Scum, be a friend of Israel.

  120. 120
    Ockham's Razor says:


    It doesn’t matter if cp calls me prolix. I am concerned with truth. cp delivers it in tighter capsules than I do. Good for him. I deliver detail. Others can decide. You deliver almost nothing.

  121. 121
    Smelling the Coffee says:

    They are not just trapped, they have actually been driven into the other half of Gaza by the ZioLoons.

  122. 122
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Did you know…

    That the core J*wish population worldwide in 2013 was c.14 million.
    Or about 0.2% of the global population.
    That’s 14 million out of 7,180 million, [or 7.2 billion].

    So how did we get where we are today ?

    The average, reasonable person or politician is cowed into keeping their views on the Israel / Palestine conflict private, [or anonymous] – but only if those views are in support of the ‘wrong’ side that is…?

  123. 123

    You may want to read this f’rance 24 article:


    Other posting was mod’ded.

    Lawyer in F’rance has just filed papers with the ICC.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  124. 124
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Well said that man – you must be overdue some donations from new sources…

  125. 125
    JDL says:

    6 million.

  126. 126
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You’re not allowed to say that !

  127. 127
    Shitty hand & Shit Poker on the BBC to be repeated for eternity. says:

    Vote Labour and pay your licence fee. The BBC has an an absolute right to insult everyone’s intelligence for ever and a day. . Be grateful for our SHITE entertainment, we have even gone to bother of adding more than a handful of leeching parasites for your amusement. So be grateful!

    Kind Regards,

    The Brainwashing, Bullshitting Hunts- BBC.

  128. 128
    Trigger says:

    A small protest is possible, although perhaps as doomed as ‘Blair’s’ supposed efforts.


  129. 129
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    Green Energy – ha! that’s a good one.

    My green energy policies cost the average family almost as much as the recession has cost them. Green energy makes poor people poorer.

  130. 130
    Smelling the Coffee says:

    Yes, Let’s see if we can gloriously kill over a thousand civilians with our tanks!

  131. 131
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Theory of International Politics – Kenneth N Waltz

    Together with Hedley Bull. Going on my next book order this w/e and will pick up other end. :-)

    Looking forward to reading it.

    Her is another interesting one which our esteemed host may like to consider:
    The Origins of the Irish – J P Mallory
    A very witty book!

  132. 132
    the bacofoil company of Tuloosaville says:

    I spy another customer

  133. 133
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Ah! Ed Balls!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  134. 134
    Smelling the Coffee says:

    Oy Vey the hollowcost, feel sorry for us, give us more arms aid!
    Be our friend and we will give you back your donations so you can use them for your election campaigns!

  135. 135
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    6 million in Israel
    14 million worlwide

    [can’t seem to attach source hyperlink / not posting]

  136. 136
    Wow!! I saw what you did there, you're well clever..and FUNNY..!! says:

    Now piss off….

  137. 137

    Check to see if you can get the books – or readers – online before buying. Amazon 2nd hand best for hardcopy.

    The above exchange summarizes in two tweets most of what you need to know about soft power projection and why hard power projection should be carefully applied. It also wraps in a nutshell the importance of the rational actor.

    Now, P’utin has an excuse on rationality as he / his regime are wedded closely to the R’ussian O’rthodox C’hurch. That is why the point about absence of scripture decreeing that one should lie after a plane full of innocent civilians has been shot down, and then leave the bodies out for a few days whilst arguing over whose responsibility it is to move them, is important.

    Absent scripture those decisions must have been those of the State itself, and hence by R’ussia’s logic: Rational. Mull that for a bit.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  138. 138

    Never understood Dave’s ‘Big Society’…

    Fraud and scams one does understand.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  139. 139
    West Africa Basket Case Allied Front says:

    Dear Gazans,

    Please come Guinea, we need test ebo la vaccine on useful idiot. All expense paid till die.

    Ps Al Lah doesn’t give shit.

  140. 140
    The cat came back.. says:

    About 25% of the population suffers mental illness.

    So, at that rate, you could reasonably expect one quarter of the posts made in Guido’s comments section are written by the mentally ill.

  141. 141
    Banned says:

    Bring back the Rover SD1.

  142. 142
    Trigger says:

    Foil is much more soothing, than the sand TB seems to have his head stuck in.

  143. 143

    Woman gets let off of murder:

    But R’uffley being hounded by one of Dave’s bent charities ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  144. 144
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I’m sorry to hear that.
    Is there any way we can help you overcome your challenges ?

  145. 145
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It will be Amazon. They deliver in all senses.

    In my library, some of the books are second-hand. That is not a problem. Especially where they were published two or more centuries ago!

    Would never buy a reader, it is never yours. (OK, I do know how to deal with that…)

    Your description of rationality rather depends upon one’s epistemological approach. I have a sneaky feeling that Vlado’s would not coincide with mine. ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

  146. 146
    West Africa Basket Case Allied Front says:

    Brilliant correlation …25% = 1/4……yes indeedy.

  147. 147
    the Black Pudding says:

    It’s a tricky one isn’t it ?
    lot’s of kids understand violence but for most people it is an idea.
    It is like a word which you know the meaning of then one day it dawns on you what the word means in a deeper understanding.
    Most people in the UK don’t understand violence, as in you will do as I say or I will break all the bones in your arm with this hammer, including me but probably to a lesser extent because I have thought about it a lot recently.
    Violence is like a movie where people get hit and fall down and then there is chivalry, people are not like that.
    My dad said ” you do not want to experience war”.
    There are people who are aggressive, like your ex who steals the house and your CD collection or a business partner who fucks you over, there are people who will sentence you to jail for theft, there are people who will rudely brush you aside in the street. then there are people who know what they want and who will do anything to get it and they might want what you have. like a gangster preys on another with real threat of pain and suffering.
    In these standoff situations really need a wartime consigliere who understands violence who can avoid things going tits up as they say.
    but the real dilemma is if it comes to defending the island would I die for a society that contains a large percentage that pay lip service to national (British) pride.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Yeah right OSCR ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft

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    The cat came back.. says:

    Dear Genocidal Idiots Everywhere,

    With Hunts like you in the world, it makes it so easy to make tits like David Cameron look like a sane and reasonable guy.

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    By reader I meant the condensed student notes.

    Sometimes a bit quicker and better than wading through the original text. Also usually available online.

    Here’s one of those texts @ Scribd:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Friends of Peace says:

    Can all you violent types hurry up and annihilate each other, we have lives to lead you know.

  153. 153
    The cat came back.. says:

    Stop being an anti-semitic twat, and my depression will vanish.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    cured lefty says:

    every time I tune in to a paper review on telly why is the independent’s front page filled with an extra large ,some might say over the top ‘ image
    I thought only comics used that trick ….ermm.

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    You seem to have a sanity obsession. Just up the tablets and stfu…

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    So they’re all fork-tongued lying Rsoles when it comes to talkin bout morals, ethics and decency oh and look at David Atkinson former mp – who ‘lived the lie’ for 2 decades huh!

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    Jezza says:

    I’m sure some white Christian guy will find a cure, so don’t worry

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    R-ape M-urder says:

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    It’s their culture you know. We must be a broad church to all. Now, this killer will need a great deal of assistance..new flat, identity, job, etc. it’s our duty.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Didn’t lawyers ‘act’ for the dead woodsman’s family during the reign of terror and at the Hutton inquiry?

    Bdb, bdb , bdb umm oh dear Mr Hoon.

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    a simple question says:

    Who’s the skinny one in the photo, dear?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Kill em all lot Allah sort em out.

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    Jezza says:

    1m. It’s getting so fcuking boring

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    …ahhhhh that was quick…

    So ‘Not a Friend of Israel’ = anti semite.
    Glad you cleared that up so quickly.

    I am even more depressed that 0.2% of the world has such a disproportionate, negative influence in global politics and the MSM.

    And that’s me just being critical of the limitations put on free speech – is that worded ‘carefully’ enough for your sensitive nature…

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    Moscow attacking MacDonald’s:

    I’m Lovin’ It ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jezza says:

    More importantly, who’s the short fat fucker on the right?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And i wouldn’t dare say that our UK parliament is but a sub-contracted satellite of the Knessett. Or that the vast majority of MP’s are bell-ends or is that bellends?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Yes and its full of bin bags I stole from outside Peter Tatchel’s house! Haha I’ve been through them all and have found evidence of his zioloon handlers’ plans for you all!

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Be charitable…he is the 1 in 4 after all.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    PM’s …. B/S … to be investigated by the Charity Commission’s B/S watchdog dept …

    yeah right….

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    ‘Scuse me. My mistake! ;-)

    I don’t mind original texts and the direct contact with the author’s mind that they allow.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Not sure if they have a P’aris office, or relevant to this case.

    But – if you want to get the ICC to take a look this is the procedure for getting those wheels moving.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    I would add that L’abour Health M’inisters from Burnham back (excluding D’obson) should be referred for their crimes against humanity on the NHS.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    I have no confidence in Westminster MP’s who can’t even fiddle their expenses properly !
    And just how many cross-party MP’s are bought & paid for ‘Friends of Israel’ I wonder…?
    And they do say that the UK eventually copies what happens in the US.

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    This demonstrates EU dysfunction quite nicely:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nick Appleyard says:

    F**k off you dozy bellend c**t!

    Don’t you read anything?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Just wait for the few days before the Scotch referendum – now that will be POLITICALLY boring. AND THEN THERE THE ANNUAL POLITICAL B/S festivals in a circus tent for all the pygmies.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    likes it – i was only takin the pithth ffs.

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    a simple question says:

    You’ve answered my question with another question. Is that because you spend all day typing at yourself?

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    Jesus says:

    To be fair the Israelis are making it a lot less crowded by the day.

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    Mrs Whistles says:

    Eat up your rissoles before you go back to your stinking bedroom, there’s a good dear. When did you last change your underpants?

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    Mama Whistles says:

    He is not that good. We let him down badly.

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    the Black Pudding says:

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    Radialpoint Dashboard Patch Setup says:

    The shorter one appears to have a healthy ABV, as does the older fellow. The other two seem to be off the scale.

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    Jesus says:

    How’s this for a peace plan? The Israelis need to kill every male over 18 and reduce the entire region to ash and rubble. Either the Arab world takes in the women and kids or they get sold to Boko Haram for 60 shekels.

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    Jezza says:

    Yeah. I took this moniker from my fave, dead goldfish that hangs, immortalised, in a tiny frame above my bunk-bed.

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    BBC Thrust says:

    We have not seen any huge cock pictures tonight. Are you taking their place by any chance?

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    Jezza says:

    Is this a post or a pop-up?

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    Operative without undergarments says:

    Are you free for a quickie?

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    Real men prefer borscht, of course…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bacon butt-crack says:

    Newsnight covering Ed’s speech today in which he tried to appear relaxed and self-deprecating about his image problem.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Is it just me or are the muzzers unusually quiet tonight?

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    Radialpoint Dashboard Patch Setup says:

    Maybe, baby.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Good Night all. I’m pretending to go to bed.

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    Newsnight does a funny says:

    A report on image. The reporter’s narration: “Gordon Brown’s was ‘Not flash, just Gordon.’ And, incidentally, not successful.”

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    hypocritical BBC x million says:

    BBC this morning was properly put in its place when shite lefty mouth so say interviewing Deputy PM of Israel ranted at him and then interrupted before he had said three words.

    Deputy PM……”IF you want to dictate the answers you don’t need me”,,,,,,,,,,if you want a dialogue allow me to speak………..Israel 100 BBC shite minus 1000.

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    David Minibanana says:

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    Newsnight does a funny says:

    I have to stitch my sides back together. The Labour shadow cabinet woman on Newsnight just said they’re against contrived photo ops! In the same week he begged for a photo op with Obama.

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    Al Jizzera says:

    BW is here. Did you miss him?

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    How sweet it is says:

    The two Eds must be absolutely panic stricken now that figures have revealed the economy’s back to pre-recession levels. They’ve spent four years talking about double dips, triple dips and flatlining and they’ve been proved wrong. Delicious.

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    David Ward says:

    Lesson learned: Hamas fires on IDF soldiers, results in immediate Apache air support http://youtu.be/QF_pQ0HhN0w?list=UUjBj9fgK60mlAH-nvtSOojg … | Terminated w/extreme prejudice

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Is BW’s stuff:

    Substance over style? No!

    Style over substance? No! Not that either.

    No substance and no style? Getting closer…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Wow!! I saw what you did there, you're well clever..and FUNNY..!! says:


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    The Black Fingernail says:

    He’ll fit in well.

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    Operative without undergarments says:

    Just bend over a bit more… Yes !

    Duckham’s Keenol!

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    Wow!! I saw what you did there, you're well clever..and FUNNY..!! says:

    Prolix ..!?

    Not at all.!!

    Expanded perhaps…?:)

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    concrete pump says:

    Sorry, wrong moniker.

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    Jezza says:

    If I had received a pound for every snippet, every nugget, every morsel of my genius that you had, flagrantly, pilfered from me, I’d be able to go off on a bender.

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    The Black Fingernail says:

    In a way, I suppose, we should be glad they can’t get out of there. Otherwise they’d be over here. Knew a Palestinian lad at college – he was a c’unt.

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    Dennis the Menace says:

    When I started big boys school it soon became obvious to me that if a little guy picked on a big guy he would quickly get a ‘bloody nose’.

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    Dave C's a bigger loon that Dave I says:

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    Smirnoff says:

    I thought Wanking was a town in China – until I discovered Blowing Whistles

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    in Birmingham says:

    Take a look outside. Round my way they’re out in the cars proudly displaying the Palestinian flag.

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    Anonymous says:
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    Here you go then... says:

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    My Brian Hurts says:

    Glad I never forget which moniker I am using. :-)

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    sick of everything, ever says:

    +1 Sweet! Labour will still get back in, though. As with religion/dowsing/ouija boards, something in the human brain isn’t quite right.

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    My Brian Hurts says:


    Has it ever crossed your mind that BW might be a c**t?

    Just asking.

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    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

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    Poorer by the minute... says:

    Yes maybe the human brain realises when the human body has been taken for a ride: all that Big Society BS, all that hug a mugger, hug a huskie…we’re all in it together. No – we’re in it and they are sipping the cocktails on the beach throwing fifty pounds notes at each other.

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    Oh! sud de Nîmes says:

    Jon Snow did the same on C4 last night. He MUST be pensioned off if that organ is to retain a semblance of credibility.

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    Poorer by the minute... says:

    Which is why Germans are so much poorer than us I suppose…

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    MOSSAD says:

    You are either a friend of Israel or you are with the terrorists. And from now on the latter is going to lead to the opposite of a long happy life.

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    PSBUH says:

    Probably Christians in Mosul who didn’t pay the Jizya tax mandated by the Prophet Muhammed.

    I am sure our steely politicians will come up with a bold condemnation.

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    The poor says:

    We fart in your general direction.


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    Oh! sud de Nîmes says:

    Yeah. I , too, watched Brazil v Germany.

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    No More Mr. Dhimmi says:

    Yes, it was a joy to hear the Israeli representative put him in his place. In fact all politicians ought to adopt that tactic if rudely interrupted in their first sentence. There wasn’t a squeak out of John Humphreys after he had been slapped down.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Coming to a town near you. You have been warned..

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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    R’ussia’s direct involvement in destabilization of E’ast U’kraine:

    S’trelkov may be hung out to dry but his tactics discussed here are in line with his MO. Those being specifically to disrupt trade for those he has meant to liberate – mainly to induce food shortages.

    Blowing up blocks of flats etc. on pretext that the enemy are hiding within maximizes terror and creates tension by displacing people and putting extra strain on reduced resources – eg. Accommodation.

    (An analogy is with the scorched earth policy the US adopted in V’ietnam – a policy which failed.)

    When R’ussia sent him in the aim was full destabilization in order to justify sending in a peacekeeping force, not to form a separate republic. That point is indirectly explained to B’orodai in his segment of conversation.

    The religious aspect is also touched upon here, in particular the near reference to P’utin as being some kind of divine figure. He is not of course as that is reserved for the actual O’rthodox clerics, but it is getting close. Whether the tone was meant seriously or is hinting at subtle brewing sedition is a different matter.

    Definitely worth an objective listen if interested in how one would go about bringing a city to a halt, and also to get an insight into how the behind the scenes interactions play out.

    S’trelkov is shaping up to be E’ast U’kraine’s C’olonel K’urtz.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Septic Blatter's Bung says:

    How much does a head weigh? That guy must be working out, I reckon.

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    No More Mr. Dhimmi says:

    Like lawyers never facilitated crimes…

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    Hypocritical in Birmingham says:

    Not just Palestinian flags, there have been and are black AL Queda flags flying there for the last four years. The plodsHome Office choose to use their Nelson eye, quelle surprise.

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    We've got a gonner 'ere says:

    An abbreviation for syphilis I think.

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    It is just a psychological warfare tactic.

    Better to see it in its gory detail to help with desensitization:


    The warfare technique relies upon shock value and stimulation of predominantly negative emotional responses – in particular fear, revulsion and helplessness – with the aim of de-motivating the enemy to give up and surrender to the enemy.

    It also ‘empowers’ those who commit the acts. That is what is hoped by projecting. However, documenting such acts ultimately destroys the political credibility of those who do this, so it is self defeating. These images are useful also in prosecuting war crimes.

    Twitter is a good platform for Psyops, but as it is possible to view many of these images and desensitize, it does lose it’s edge a bit.

    Anyone who finds the above image disturbing should, but bear in mind that the negative reaction is a weakness that an enemy will exploit.

    All in warfare use similar techniques. Some are more effective than others.

    The images above are unpleasant but are really not that effective.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jesus says:

    Is that one of the heroic Islamic underdogs we support or one of the oppressive Islamic loonies we bomb? It’s so hard to tell these days.

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    The National Lottery says:

    Hang on. We’re just cooking the books a little and your losses will become apparent very shortly.

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    Heads were of S’yrian govt fighters.

    Would not make any sense for them to pose for photo like this with C’hristian heads.

    Need to think propaganda / psyop.

    Real question is: Why are Al Arabiya reporting it ? They are a S’audi pan-Arab news network. This is perhaps more to send a message that S’yria’s forces are being decapitated by I’SIS.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Radialpoint Dashboard Patch Setup says:

    I’m fucking SICK of this. Sort your computer out , Stew, FFS!! This is your bread and butter, isn’t it??

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    fvck off says:

    David, you are acomplete cvnt and everyone knows it

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    Lisbon Treaty says:

    Well said Dave.

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    fvck off says:

    You are one boring Hunt. Please get a life.

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    JJ says:

    The BBC insist on it.

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    Philip Hammond says:

    What’s the big deal with the Middle East ? It’s hardly rocket science.

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    NOYB says:

    Let’s see what Chewish law says, for balance:

    Baba Mezia 114a-114b. Only Chews are human (“Only ye are designated men”).

    Moed Kattan 17a . If a Chew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.

    Sanhedrin 55b . A Chew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

    Sanhedrin 54b . A Chew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

    Kethuboth 11b . “When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.”

    Baba Kamma 37b. Gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has “exposed their money to Israel.”

    Baba Kamma 113a. Chews may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

    Yebamoth 98a. All Gentile children are animals.

    Abodah Zarah 36b . Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

    Sanhedrin 59a: “Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal.”

    Abodah Zara 26b: “Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed.”

    Schabouth Hag. 6b: “Chews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording.

    ” Zohar 1,160a: “Chews must always try to deceive Christians.

    ” Hilkkoth Akum Z1: “Do not save Goyim (Gentiles) in danger of death.

    ” Choschen Ham 388, 15: “If it be proven that someone has given the money of israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of this earth.”

    Choschen Ham 266, 1: “A Chew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely if by so doing Christians will praise the Chews and look upon them as honorable people.”

    Be a friend of Israel!

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    JJ says:

    They have nothing on the tower of London back in the day.

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    JJ says:

    Whoever wishes to properly deal with immigration at the next GE will win more votes than they know what to do with.

  253. 253
    JJ says:

    Let ‘em get on with it.

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    NOYB says:

    But you would also believe that you were a chosen one and stealing from and killing Goyim is admirable.

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    Stew says:

    La-de-dah ♪♪♪ Gone glamping in Piddletrenthide. Tinker was out sunbathing but should be IN by now. Please apply Whiskas, liberally. Back late Mon and off to France for Tom and Crystelle’s wedding on Thurs. Swedes arriving NEXT weekend, so none of us, apart from Tinker, should come into contact with them.
    Homebrew in garage.

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    David Ward says:

    I have half a mind to go to Gaza; I guess that means I am over qualified.

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    Spartacus says:

    I heard a sky ”interviewer” do the samw a few days ago.

    When the poor sod could get a word in edgeways he said to the tart words to the effect,
    ‘its good to know your opinion on this subject, but I had been invited to voice a different one’.

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    People do seem to forget great E’uropean traditions such as the gibet and the wheel.

    Even the dispatch of this blog’s namesake was perhaps more barbaric than what I’SIS get up to. (amateurs…)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Dennis the Menace says:

    And that bastard usually lives in Australia!!!

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    DK says:

    ED=Erectile Dysfunction!

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    Cartoon is bollocks says:

    They could open the border with Egypt. Yes they do.. They do have a border with Egypt but they the Egypitians refuse to open this

    Err why? If they are trapped ad cartoon states

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    local journo says:

    ‘Special awards ceremony sees two star pupils at Park View School receive honorary prizes and ends Ramadan is style’
    Birmingham Mail

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    Car says:

    How’s this for a peace plan


    only saying like

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    Turdstall says:

    Been like it 10 years , I understand refunds can be collected over there —–>

    Yes it’s shit bu its shit we like

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    visibly shaken says:

    racist and sexist

    if it was a white man you wouldn’t say these things

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    visibly shaken says:

    you can look at them as civilians however, they maybe future bin ladens? who knows

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    Jesus says:

    Egypt already has a huge backlog of Islamic nutters waiting to go feet first through the meat grinder. It’s dungeons are full. The last thing it needs is a new wave of them pouring in.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Absolutely !

    Who do these media types think they are ?!

    Have they not read their instructions ?

    No interruptions, no criticism, and don’t ever dare to question the credibility of the IDF justifications / stories / BS / outright lies etc.

    When you manipulate the media for your own purposes over a prolonged period, you simultaneously develop ridiculously thin skin.


    Perceptions and sympathies are certainly changing…

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    visibly shaken says:

    what would work best for the muzzies do you think a hamas or a Ghandi approach? I don’t understand why the civilians put up with hamas its like they are wearing red rosettes.

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    Does he still wear the rather fetching purple ‘trackie’ ?

    Surely Cameron must know the game is up – if he is now getting mocked by Icke ?

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    Ed is going to win the election but lose his seat. says:

    Edenthorpe, Kirk Sandall and Barnby Dun on Doncaster (Lab Defence)
    Result: UKIP 1,203 (41%), Labour 1,109 (38% unchanged), Conservatives 479 (16% +2%), Greens 160 (5%)

    UKIP GAIN from Labour with a majority of 94 (3%) on a swing of 20.5% from Labour to UKIP since 2012
    Turnout: 28%

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    Axe the telly tax says:

    Here is proof the BBC support the left

    On the day when we fi allt get back the lost ground the BBC one return after around 4 years to describing the biggest recesses ion since the war as only a “downturn” this is ame BBC that was squealing triple dip at every opportunity

    See here there headline on today’s announcement. A term not used in 4 years NOTE THE WORD “DOWNTURN” in the below BBC headline

    UK economy back at pre-crisis level

    The UK economy grew 0.8% in the second quarter and has now recovered the ground lost since the downturn began in 2008, according to official figures.

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    Interview with UK RT Journalist G’raham P’hillips:


    He was deported by SBU from U’kraine earlier today after being detained for 3 days. Appears to have been looked after well – currently in P’oland.

    He has been banned from entering U’kraine for about 3 years, so should be heading home. Will be interesting to see how RT look after him.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    You only have half a mind…and yet you still managed to out-manoeuvre Guido, who was wildly foaming at the mouth to get you punted ?

    Well played sir.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    That’s quite mild for the BBC. I’d have expected something more like:

    UK economy fails to exceed 2008 level

    The UK economy grew a miserable 0.8% in the second quarter and has only just managed to hoist itself with agonising slowness back to the size it enjoyed six years ago in the economic miracle achieved under the Labour government, official figures admit.

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    Another Engineer says:

    Edenthorpe, Kirk Sandall and Barnby Dun are not Ed’s core voters. There are too many trees.

    Try Bentley, Adwick, Askern, Hatfield, Stainforth….

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    Poppy Trowbridge says:

    I’m the irritating one on sky who addresses the viewers as if they are all particulary dim six year olds.
    Where I came from, no one knows. Where I am going, no one cares. Must be someones poppit though as I am still here being found things to do despite making a hash of everything I touch.

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    We know says:

    Dropped him on his head and only took him to the doctor 15 years after when it was too late?

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    The Black Fingernail says:

    The torture leading to the execution was certainly barbaric. The rack snapped ligaments, popped bones from sockets and resulted in unbelievable pain and agony. Not that he didn’t deserve it, that was the going rate at the time for treason. Jumping off the scaffold and breaking his neck spared him the further pain and indignity of disembowelment.
    Vote UKIP.

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    The point is he was still mutilated in public etc. to get a message across.

    That would only have worked on those still sensitive to the sight – the others would have just been indifferently engaging in a bit of gallows humour or treating it as circus.

    Abuse of such practices was one of the catalysts for the revolution in F’rance.

    That in part helped shift thinking in the UK towards reforms which saw those practices phased out, but they were still put to use extensively in some of the colonies from time to time.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Neil Down says:

    Like the picture. Father Jack, Mrs Doyle, Dougal and Ted.

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    Neil Down says:

    Not the most successful profile on Match.com

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    Neil Down says:

    A mere several hundred years ago. The fuckers will catch up one day, maybe 2300 or so.

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    We know says:

    I watched the Wogan show back in the 80s when the turquoise wearing one very publicly lifted both oars out of the water. He was a national joke for years afterwards. Icke was a byword for whatever is beyond madness.

    Now he has hundreds of like minded tools hanging on his every crazy word and spreading their sewage on every public space on the Internet.

    Perhaps it should be a crime for legal guardians and caregivers to allow their ‘special’ people to play with keyboards?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    Poppy Trowbridge and Bonnie Greer – the 21st Century’s “Unthinking man’s crumpet”?

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and why, every bloody time, do they start with either the Independent, the ‘i’, or the Guardian?

    … and in my humble opinion, every single presenter who ‘hosts’ that particular segment is utterly useless. Shirley Sky can find folk with a bit of umph about them?

    Perhaps I should just stop watching and go and make myself a cuppa instead…

  287. 287
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and failing miserably too. Where did they find all the dense clapping seals from too?

  288. 288
    sm­oggie says:

    Who’s this cu­nt who thinks toothpaste is a fucking heavy metal then?

  289. 289

    Britain sleeping in fridge

    THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.

    The move took place initially because the fridge was the only place in the house cool enough to sleep in, but is increasingly seen as just handy.

    Condiments, drinks and vegetables have been moved aside to make room for a duvet and pillows.

    Tom Booker of Northampton said: “You want a drink? They’re right there. You want some of this leftover KFC? Just reach out your arm.

    “The light stays off while the door’s closed, and that annoying buzzing noise it makes? You can’t hear that from inside.

    “I snuggle up to this avocado, which I’ve grown close to during the three years it’s been in here, suck on a bottle of wine like a dummy, and drift off to a peaceful sleep knowing I’m close to everything I love.

    “I don’t know why I didn’t do this years ago.”

  290. 290
    Barracco Barner says:

    Yeah. Got to house the immigrants, innit?

  291. 291
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    He has already tried that and it’s not going to well. Why not portray yourself as a Ninja Turtle, that would bring in the young vote.

  292. 292
    Barracco Barner says:

    AND Jubbly!

  293. 293
    Barracco Barner says:

    That’s all very well, sir, but this is an off-licence!

  294. 294
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Is the one on the bottom left Ed Balls?

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

  296. 296
    Moose fucker says:

    Hey Buddy. She’s Canadian ehhhh. Listen to the way she says aboot.

    No idea who got her the role because she if fucking useless ehhh. Still, saw her walking near Westminster the other day. Fine child bearing hips and she was flossing with a mighty G. Being a Canadian female she will be trim downstairs. In my experience they abhore pubic hair down there.

  297. 297
    Correction says:

    Because the Izzies have mistreated them for decades and Hamas is the only option to get some vengeance?

  298. 298
    Correction says:

    How’s this for a peace plan:
    The Izzies give back all the land they stole and pay for housing for the FIVE MILLION Palestinians they drove into refugee camps at gunpoint.
    Then they give them the same recompense they damanded from Germany for alleged family affected by the Hollowcost.

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    “Keep in Touch With Guido”
    -grams… Hows about we send one to the Middle East? Where they are literally dying for lack of a wake-up to reality call.
    The Palestinian Final Solution reaches full swing. Who would have imagined that form of inhuman outrage would prove so seductive to sufferers, that their descendants would willingly buy into the selfsame ideology? And who says extremist religious fanaticism, is the province of those burdened with dark-age mentality baggage? Now Think-Pray-Explain, what part of a right to self defense the illegal acquisition of territory and property through terror comes under?

  300. 300
    Teacher says:

    You can’t believe everything they print in the Chewyork times.

  301. 301
    WatchYourStep says:

    Sure Shlomo. Normal People don’t respond well to scummy threats like that.
    “If you’re not with us, you’re against us”.
    Well fuck you, we’re against you then.

  302. 302
    FTFoff says:

    And you’re a Shlomo.

  303. 303
    EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    You are all anti-semites!

  304. 304
    OyVey!EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    Ed Milliband is one of you.

  305. 305
    OyVey!EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    And trained by the good ol’ USAy!

  306. 306
    OyVey!EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    Don’t worry, more than half the chosen ones don’t live in the stolen land either, for some unfathomable reason…

  307. 307
    OyVey!EdIsOneOfUs! says:

    Indeed, I’d say that the mentality of people who want to steal a patch of desert from its rightful owners is seriously questionable.

  308. 308

    Big Guido is at the top of his game at the moment

  309. 309
  310. 310
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    That was a Woman !
    Students. What’r you like ?

  311. 311
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Someone photo crop Ed in his left hand and Cameron in his right. Then I’ll get the T shirts run up.

  312. 312
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Looks cropped to me ?

  313. 313
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    Why could they not let one little White African State exist ?? Who knows ?

  314. 314
    WTFingF!!?? says:

    Hardly! GB sold them 8 fucking BILLIONS worth of arms to kill Gazan civilians with!

  315. 315
    FedupwithZioLies says:

    Exactly! It’s theZioLoons who do all the killing, with the weapons Britain supplies!

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