July 24th, 2014

Ruffley Odds On To Resign


Paddy Power have opened a book on whether or not David Ruffley will make it to the general election as a Tory MP:

Ruffley WILL be the Tory candidate for Bury St Edmunds next year: 5/4

Ruffley WON’T be the Tory candidate for Bury St Edmunds next year: 4/7

Get your bets on here before the odds shorten…


  1. 1
    Sack IDS says:

    not gone


    • 13
      EeeyYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Just like Israel in a thousand years.


    • 21
      Sack Dave says:

      Millions now support UKIP because Cameron and his liberal left so called Tories have been a catastrophe for Britain, they have pushed Britain backwards. There is no difference between Dave and Labour anymore.
      Here’s Dave’s post 2010 legacy.

      -Continuing the big interfering state and taking 50% of GDP to run itself
      -Thieving £120 billion from pensioners and savers to give to borrowers and
      state spending.
      -Falling living standards and soaring essentials inflation
      -Broken state and personal finances.
      -Failed housing policy.
      -Uncontrolled immigration, 500,000 immigrants arriving every year.
      -Selling out to the EU, refusing a referendum on Lisbon and advocating
      expansion with hundreds millions more joining.
      -Failure to reform and cut the cost of the state sector.
      -Failure to deal with the welfare disaster.
      -Continuing to waste £12 billion a year overseas aid.
      -Green energy zealotry killing pensioners and impoverishing us all.
      -Destroying the military – yet bombing Libya and wanting war in Syria
      -Appalling border security and policing.
      -Continuing multicultural extremism and political correctness.
      -Gay marriage.
      -Doing nothing about illegal immigrants.
      -Decaying infrastructure.
      -P’edos Perverts and Nonces.
      -Collapsing education and health services.
      -More erosion of our judicial independence through the ECHR and the EU.
      -BBC a law unto itself.
      -Many areas of the country turning in to third world shitholes over night, no one
      wanted this and no one asked for it.


      • 27
        The public says:

        We are going to cut out the middleman and just vote directly for Labour.


      • 44
        Taxpayer says:

        - taxing the ar53 out of the middle classes while repeatedly lying about being a “Low tax Conservative”
        – Presiding over ludicrous marginal rates of tax, expanding their use and punishing success and acheivement


      • 85
        Ali Akbar Baba says:

        Vote early and vote often , your lifestyle depends on it, if you are scrounger or a muzzie you need to get the vote out or is it in, anyway the ballot boxes need to be stuffed to keep the tories out.


      • 90
        The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

        Haven’t I done well ?

        Toodle pip !


    • 25
      The Growler says:

      I guess he will hang on as long as he can, which seems to be par for the course, they don’t give up on a nice little earner as an MP easily


    • 108
      christ almighty (or nrst eqvlnt) says:

      & 10/1 on i’ll be havin’ a dump soon


  2. 2
    The House of Criminals says:

    Just read in local paper that Essex County Council would like Lord Hanningfield removed from the the House Of Lords!!!

    Good luck on that one! As Bent Rod loves to say, sorry chaps that would require a change of law, no can do!

    We all know of course, laws simply cannot be rushed through, good heavens no, whatever next.


  3. 3
    Carney Easing says:

    Since when has beating up your ex been a crime ?. Ah. Oh right.


    • 73
      Birmingham City Council Dept. for Education says:

      It is permitted by the Holy Koran, infidel!

      As we teach our schoolchildren in Birmingham: Quran verse 4:34 “Men are the maintainers of women; the good women are therefore obedient; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them.”

      But gambling is not permitted: as we teach our schoolchildren, “O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, are an abomination,- of Satan’s handwork: eschew such (abomination), that ye may prosper.”


      • 84
        Bell Boy 'On Acid' In Charge Of The Lift says:

        As it say’s in the book of operations “FFS, we only wanted to go to the 3rd Floor!”


      • 91
        The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

        But it’s OK to have bum-sex, right ?


      • 115
        Grandvache says:

        You think the Koran has a monopoly on this sort of rubbish, try reading the bible:

        Deuteronomy 22:5 ESV / 28 helpful votes

        “A woman shall not wear a man’s garment, nor shall a man put on a woman’s cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.

        1 Timothy 2:11-15

        Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.

        Ephesians 5:22-33

        Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.

        Genesis 3:16-19

        To the woman he said, “I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.”

        I could continue.


  4. 4
    Neville Chamberlain says:

    Whatever happened to the promises of a Recall Bill?


    • 7
      Heston Aerodrome Paparazzi says:

      Bit like your scrap of paper personally signed by Herr Hitler with certain assurances!

      Blown away somewhere!


      • 14
        Herr Junker {formerly Herr Hitler} says:

        That Engerlander was an umbrella carrying, raincoat wearing fop.
        And that Chamberlain was no better.


    • 11
      Todays dreams are? says:

      Camoron had his finger crossed when he lied sorry spoke about a recall bill


    • 19
      Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

      I scuppered that one !!


      • 26
        An MP from the blue-yellow coalition says:

        Anything that was any good, that we proposed, you yellow cry-babies scuppered.
        We can’t wait to be shot of you and let Miliband have to listen to your whining, panicky, frightened, stupidity.

        I’ve seen primary school teachers with more backbone than these liberal parasites.


  5. 5

    He will still be unwanted by the populace!


  6. 6

    Ward, Ruffley and Handycock -three by-elections?


    • 9
      Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

      LibDems don’t ‘do’ resignations.


      • 32
        The Growler says:

        Dave always gives them his full backing, before they are fired. It’s the ordinary voter who will decide, and the local party should decide who should stand, that is if the party committee can stand up to CCHQ


  7. 8
    Gary Bloke says:

    The piece seems to be about the betting on whether he stays as candidate, but is written as being about whether he stays as MP.


  8. 10

    Wish I was still in business……


  9. 12


    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 16

      If only our own EU puppets would fall !


    • 17
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Hmmm …someone said this was likely to happen. They said it yesterday.

      Why, If I recall correctly, it was you, EU funded pro EU troll!


    • 31
      Ockham's Razor says:

      The pressure is now on Putin to roll in with his tanks at a time he has pretty well lost the propaganda battle over the MH17 crash or to allow a new government to be elected next month (it being presumed that another coalition will not be scraped together), which will produce a much more anti-RF government.

      Odds, anyone?


    • 33
      Ockham's Razor says:

      The pressure is now on Putin to roll in with his tanks at a time he has pretty well lost the propaganda battle over the MH17 crash or to allow a new government to be elected next month (it being presumed that another coalition will not be scr’aped together), which will produce a much more anti-RF government.

      Odds, anyone?


      • 37

        Pressure in not on. But the pretext is now set up.

        This is a good demonstration of an active measure at work.

        Useful Idiots are still banging on about ‘Nazi’s’ and have not figured out that the junior party which just collapsed the coalition is very likely controlled by M’oscow. GRU runs like a cancer through the U’krainian State – not all of it has been removed.

        There is a serious NatSec implication here for the UK. Perhaps time for that fridge cleaning to take place.

        Will be interesting to see what the DM runs with next.

        Vote UKIP :-D


        • 39
          Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

          Don’t be daft.


        • 42
          Ockham's Razor says:

          Depends upon what one classes as ‘pressure’.

          If Putin has someone high up in his system who has set this whole thing up in the absence of Putin’s knowledge, then there could well be an internal pressure. IFF…

          Indeed, didn’t you presented the argument the other day that he could have had the person arrested, court-marshalled and shot by now? It would have saved his international face and even presented himself as a reasonable person to the world’s many bedwetters.

          That moment of possibility has now gone.

          My real point was that an election would almost certainly polarise the situation much more.


          • Election may not happen. What just brought this coalition to an end will now be working to agitate for civil unrest to delay that.

            Ukraine’s military could take matters into its own hands and take control of the State. Many possibilities. Protracted guerilla war is the most likely outcome in medium term.

            May expect to see some key infrastructure destroyed shortly. Partly to slow down the continued advance West and partly to deny the kind of victory which R’ussia is looking for.

            Security of power stations and gas transport infrastructure should be a concern. A repeat of Chernobyl courtesy of another error by either R’ussian or R’ussian backed forces would not be so good.

            Blowing the pipelines – may as well. That denies R’ussia the ability to sell and would hurt it economically. Much of that is perhaps ‘wired’ and ready to go.

            No one is going to be brought to justice on MH17 here. Those actually responsible will be liquidated. R’ussia may later offer up some dupes to appease international feeling but no-one actually involved as they would be able to incriminate R’ussia.

            Open Justice is not the way R’ussia works at all. There would be no court martials in this case as those responsible were irregular forces working for ‘separatists’ who may be shortly re-branded ‘terrorists’ by R’ussia. U’krainians already describe them that way btw.

            P’utin is a better tactician than strategist. The lack of ability R’ussia demonstrated in getting it’s story straight from the start with MH17 suggests poor active policy management which would be commensurate with an inexperienced tightly controlled team. They did not plan for that. They are also not very good when ‘caught on the hop’ – a useful weakness to know about.

            The alterations to plans here is tactically good, strategically (medium term – as can be seen) not so.

            MH17 would not have been pre-planned – that would have been an accident. That fact does not get anyone off the hook.

            The collapse of U’kraine govt. is not an accident.

            On that basis there is no pressure on P’utin to act one way or another, unless of course his people conveniently express outcry at the apparent security risk the previously stable State of U’kraine now poses. Some of that concern may come internationally also.

            We’ll be back on their original plan shortly. They were likely to have collapsed the U’kraine government next month after consolidating the East this month.

            They will want U’kraine finished before sanctions are lifted on !ran.

            May also want to keep an eye out for further accidents / ‘terrorist’ attacks in areas close to oil production / transport – particularly in N’orth A’frica and maybe N!geria.

            Vote UKIP :-D


          • M says:

            Farage could stand as the
            UKraine Independence party

            Vote UKrIP :-)


          • Ockham's Razor says:

            Agree with most of this which is admirably argued.

            But please reconsider my second paragraph. I am not so concerned with UA here but with RF!

            Putin being plunged into this represents yet another threat in RF itself. What are the chances of a coup here?

            That could turn out to be extremely nasty and make the UA mess look like a village fete in comparison.

            Vote UKIP :-D


          • I think the chances of change in RF leadership would be increased only if the strategy in U’kraine fails, or if Oil came down in price significantly.

            In terms of supply and demand, if production cannot be kept up then removing demand would help push the price down. Allowing !ranian oil back onto the market would achieve that.

            However, the alternative should perhaps be considered carefully, particularly by E’urope.

            Agree with you that if there was any interest in preserving the previous status quo, or indeed, continuing the pretence that R’ussia has nothing but hostile intent for the West or anyone else it considers an enemy, then the course of action would have been different.

            That there does not appear to be any hint of a challenge to P’utins authority would suggest that the key power structures are fully signed up to his plan. Question is – how far does that extend to the R’ussian people ? R’ussia did keep the burial in M’oscow of its fallen paratroopers the other day very very quiet.

            Vote UKIP :-D


  10. 15
    Ah! guess yes and no says:


    Does pasteurised, raw milk really taste much better than the pasteurised variety?


  11. 18
    David Weird says:

    I’m still a Lib Dem MP.

    So Fuck you, you, Untermensch Juden!


  12. 20
    Ah! Relax Sally says:

    Size matters! Tall men more likely to cheat than shorties


    • 23
      Laurie and owen sitting in a tree - k i s s i n g says:

      Because tallies are more attractive to women.

      {women are never shallow in the way MEN! are about the way a person looks or their bum, or clothes, wealth, height, muscles ..etc etc.}


  13. 22
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  14. 34
  15. 43

    Hopefully this is just late in reporting:

    P’oland is fine, but the rest of the V4 need some serious attention.

    The Visegrád Group is the eastern defensive front line for Western Europe. There is very easy access through the middle of that at present: Defunct / under-resourced military and populations with deeply divided loyalties. (Look at EP turnouts and noises from C’zech republic about R’ussia V’isa W’a!ver).

    S’erbia will likely decide whether Europe keeps R’omania / B’ulgaria by 1st September with its decision on sanctions.

    B’altics could see something sooner or later. Crisis in K’aliningrad ? Seems to be the season for planes to crash…

    Vote UKIP :-D


  16. 45
    Jon Snow says:

    Watch me on C4 News tonight, showing my undying support of Hamas.


  17. 53
    inside out says:

    Meanwhile in the real worldhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2704017/Surgeons-discover-5-inch-sex-toy-womans-vagina-10-YEARS.html


  18. 54
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    UK exporting arms to Russia.

    Also in the news. Ukraine exporting arms to Netherlands….and legs and heads and other body parts.


  19. 55

    Well you gotta go you slap happy chappie, ennit?


  20. 58
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:



  21. 59
    No Manners In Edinburgh says:

    Leeching bullies!


  22. 60
    RomaBert... says:

    FFS Go Now!!


  23. 61
    No Manners in Edinburgh shitty says:

    Leeching bullies.


  24. 64
    David Ward says:

    1st mass surrender to IDF recorded today: 150 Hamas men hiding among 1,000 civilians with white flags fleeing Khiza to central Gaza.

    Three cheers for the IDF and I’ll be treating them to several pizza’s at Portcullis House.


  25. 66
    Owen Jones says:

    Great to see so many people at Mehdi Hasan’s summer piss up!

    Mine’s another crate of Bollinger please, Mehdi,


  26. 70
    Nigel Farage says:

    You couldn’t make this shit up, you really couldn’t


  27. 71
    If says:

    If you were Hamas would you keep firing rockets at Isr4el?

    Unless you had a death-wish for other Palestinians perhaps?


  28. 72
    Get fucked says:

    Tory MP Bob Blackman is calling for Eid to be a public holiday in order to show the country’s diversity and unity. What a load of bollocks. I expect this sort of shit from lefties, not a Tory. Making that raghead even a public holiday would be the final stone in the coffin of the UK and complete the process of islamification.


    • 77
      Err says:

      200 nationalities in Manchester

      So….. 200 +weekends +stat hols + Sickies + Summer Vacs + oops, no days left.


    • 78
      Camoron = out of touch politically correct lefty europhile retard. says:

      “I expect this sort of shit from lefties, not a Tory.”

      Dimmy Dave is ramming Sharia into England’s legal system, so we can all “embrace and celebrate” diversity.

      What a c*nt that man is!

      Camoron = out of touch politically correct lefty europhile retard.


  29. 75
    Todays dreams are? says:

    Quite happy for Eid to be a public holiday, only one condition, Christmas day is a public holiday in all Muslim country’s, now that would show some real diversity in all parts of the world, if the answer is no then the answer is why was it brought up by a Conservative MP , does he think he will get more votes.


    • 88
      Dimmy Dave's guide to losing the next election says:

      1. Legalise bumsex marriage.
      2. Double the country’s debt.
      3. Borrow lots of money and give it away to countries that hate us.
      4. Celebrate diversity.
      5. Destroy the nation’s defences, just as the world becomes unstable.
      6. Increase immigration to record levels.
      7. Ram Sharia down the nation’s throat.
      8. Election lost. Job done.


  30. 76
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  31. 79
    Simple minds think alike too! says:

    Goodness sake – give him a break. As soon as the Dean jumped in as well I began to feel sorry for him!


  32. 86

    An unambiguous act of war:

    This was suggested and ‘proven’ by U’kraine sources recently. There were video’s online confirming launch of GRAD rockets across the border from within R’ussia a few days ago, and analysis showing match of where videos were filmed (using landmarks etc.) showing unambiguously where the GRADs originated, and where they fell.

    Open Source Int perhaps confirming Closed Source.

    Social / YouTube is a good source of Open Source Int, HumInt and of course Rumint. ;-)

    Vote UKIP :-D


    • 95
      the Black Pudding says:

      It’s best not to believe every fucking thing you read on the interweb.


      • 100

        I don’t – fun to sift.

        R’ussia have been launching attacks across the border, and have also accused U’kraine of shelling R’ostov.

        For some reason – The R’ussian claims are somewhat less credible than U’kraine’s.

        A good example to your point: Did R’ussia false flag the apartment bombings back in 1999 in order to justify their military assault on C’hechnya ?

        L’itvinenko and B’erezovsky felt that way, as did a few others.

        Something could some up in the new L’itvinenko investigation that could be a bit, ahem, embarrassing perhaps.

        Vote UKIP :-D


  33. 87
    Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky says:

    The economy flatlined for three years with no growth which has only just started and would have happened anyway whoever was in power. In the meantime this government has borrowed more in those four years than Labour did in 13. Everyone bar the top 10% are poorer and getting even poorer.


    • 89
      The witless mong in Number 10 (but not for long) says:



    • 98
      Wotak Hunt says:

      We’re dooooomed, doooomed I tell ye. DOOOOOOMED !!!


      • 109
        Titanic Captain-Steering The Economy With A Spoon says:

        Labour laid the foundations for it, of which you cannot deny. All of the LibLabCons are basically afraid to tell the GBP (or whatever makeup the indigenous population is nowadays) that they are basically SKINT. Also, that in 10 years or so it really doesn’t matter WHAT your State Pension is supposed to be, there wont be ANY MONEY LEFT to pay them! Can ANYONE give me ANY good Ideas as to how to reduce the Deficit? Labour, you’re up first…answer’s on the back of a postage stamp please……..Don’t worry Con’s, your time is next! :)


  34. 92
    Arabs are Semites too says:

    Judge him on his competence as an MP.

    This matter is closed – he apologised to the afflicted, and they have forgiven him.

    Stop hounding him. If he’s been a shit MP, or run up expenses, then fine, he should go for that.

    If people are hounded out of Parliament for being human, then we will be left with nothing but automatons and an elected groupthinking dictatorship… oh wait…!


  35. 101
    Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky says:

    Isr@el is morally b@nkrupt. Hamas now ranked higher than Isr@el morally, in their just fight to free their country of invaders. This post is by a former blind supporter of Isr@el


    • 111
      Neighbours! Everybody Needs Good Neighbours! With A Little Understanding (and a few less missiles) says:

      Go on then smart arse, take a poll as to which ‘Country’ you’d like to live next to? Israel? Or Palestine? Also, ranked by who BTW?


  36. 102
    The general public says:

    Israel has to step back to its own borders and stop the occupation.


    • 114
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Do keep up! Gaza is not occupied. Ir was freely returned by the Izzies a while ago – and the thanks they got? Bombarded by rockets.

      You must be one the illiterate victims of Shirley’s ejakashun policies.


  37. 106

    Odd news: 3 Boeing 777’s lost in a 377 day period:


    Vote UKIP :-D


  38. 110
    Disco Biscuit says:

    David “treat-em” Ruffley


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