July 24th, 2014

Farage’s Fillies
Nigel’s Top Team Has Higher Percentage of Women Than PM’s


Nigel Farage now has a higher percentage of women in his top team than David Cameron following UKIP’s reshuffle today. Of the six top jobs announced by UKIP, two are given to women – Louise Bours and Jill Seymour – meaning 33% of Farage’s senior posts are held by ladies. By contrast, just 5 of the PM’s 16 Tory Cabinet positions are held by women, a mere 31%.


Paul Nuttall – Deputy Leader, Education, Skills & Training

Patrick O’Flynn – Economics Spokesman

Steven Woolfe – Immigration and Financial Affairs

Louise Bours – Health Spokesman

Mike Hookem – Defence Spokesman

Jill Seymour – Transport Spokesman

Nige has never had a women problem…

UPDATE: Guido brings you news of five more appointments, including three more women:

Diane James - Justice and Home Affairs

Jane Collins – Employment

Margot Parker – Small Business

Amjad Bashir – Communities

Ray Finch – Fisheries


  1. 1
    David Cameron says:

    How do they promote bumsex?

  2. 2
  3. 3

    The Democratic-People’s-English Revolutionary-Liberalist-Party will have all-man-short-lists.

    The woman can make bacon sarnies and count the ballot papers.

  4. 4
    singlemothafukkas says:

    For the sake of the country please do a deal with UKIP and keep those Labour bastards out of power

  5. 5
    Witty Monker says:

    So Farage is more into quotas and tokenism that Cameron?

    Errr, vote UKIP?

  6. 6
    Red Ed says:

    Well done Nige, leading from the front again.

  7. 7
    Witty Monker says:

    P.S. Love the LibDem style bar chart Guido!

  8. 8
    P. Doff says:

    So what?

  9. 9
    Fanny Pinkelstein says:

    They don’t! But if we see even a couple UKIP MPs elected it means we will have Ed Miliband as PM and then it will too late because the Socialists will have got back in. Then it’s full speed ahead to more debt and higher taxes. Well done!

  10. 10
    ajersbog says:

    Well done Nigel, our last hope against the two faced crew who are selling this country out to the EU.

  11. 11
    When mathematical logic meets metaphorical logic says:

    Or, roughly speaking here, about the same.

  12. 12
    Casual Observer says:

    Essential first step — Dump Bumsex Dave

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Da’nt fink so.

  14. 14
    @garysballs says:

    Steven Woolfe is MIGRATION (NOT Immigration) and financial affairs

  15. 15
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul the Awesome says:

    Some of the blokes even had transgender operations to get promotion to Nige’s Angels.

  16. 16
    Maximus says:

    Bed-wetting tory? That’s novel!

  17. 17
    UKIP are a joke says:

    Farage has a top team?

    who gives a shit? they are chip paper until at least Christmas, as the polls show.

  18. 18
    Wotdifference says:

    Energy conspicuously missing – is Nigel becoming frit of the green blob?

  19. 19
    non taxable pikey says:

    Could the Boris Water Cannons be in operation this Saturday? I sincerely hope so.

  20. 20
    Comrade Juncker says:

    More to follow I hear, with Diane James and Margot Parker both tipped for big roles.

  21. 21
    Mycroft says:

    You seem to be displaying a fear of the results of democracy in an attempt to retain the old guard.

    Doesn’t wash mate, you’re out of kilter with reality, we take votes from people, not parties.

    Labour, LibDem and Tory, they walk our way because we/they are sick to the back teeth with rubbish representatives.

    Voting UKIP is the only path open to them, because we/they have been continually let down.

  22. 22
    Mycroft says:


  23. 23
    The two Muppets says:

    !00% true !!!

  24. 24
    BBC Spokesman says:

    Stoke up WW3, Football, Royal Baby or those poor J*ews in Palestine?

    Which do you fancy instead?

  25. 25
    David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

    A woolfe in geeks clothing

  26. 26
    Royal Statistical Society says:

    Have another award, Gheedough-Forked-Tongue. Y’know, like the last one we *didn’t* give you.

    PS When will you be putting up a story about the evidence the judge ruled shouldn’t be put to the jury: e.g. Rebeccah admitting paying the police and changing & losing her blackberry on the day the police enquiry started.

  27. 27
    David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

    From then on he never fitted in

  28. 28
    DJ is the girl for me. says:

    What has happened to Diane James??????

  29. 29
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Farage’s Fillies v Camerons bum boys.

  30. 30
    The witless mong in Number 10 says:

    Newark, 2010:
    1st Conservative, 27,590 votes, 53.9%
    2nd Labour, 11,438 votes, 22.3%
    3rd Liberal Democrat, 10,246 votes, 20.0%
    4th UKIP, 1,954 votes, 3.8 %

    Newark 2014:
    1st Conservative, 17,431 votes, 45.0%
    2nd UKIP, 10,028 votes, 25.9%
    3rd Labour, 6,842 votes, 17.7%
    4th Independent, 1,891 votes, 4.9%

    UKIP are a joke! Fading fast, they’re no threat to me or my coterie of fellow clowns!

    Tra-la la la la la la laaaaa!

  31. 31
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul the Awesome says:

    Became a right cu­nt.

  32. 32
    The BBC says:

    That line-up is hideously white! As our coverage of any event shows, most people in the UK are black, Asian or minority ethnic. Why does the racist bigot Farage have lots of white people in his cabinet when the UK is undeniably predominantly black and Asian?

  33. 33
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I want Lizzy Vaid to work under me.

  34. 34
    Fanny Pinkelstein says:

    Maximus, Mycroft and the Two Muppets, Stalin had a phrase “useful idiots”! I think it sums up succinctly and beautifully your contribution to the cause of the next socialist government.

  35. 35
    Dave from Witney...my ancestors were Scottish says:

    I have just been to Mackenzies of Piccadilly to get fitted for my kilt in Cameron Tartan for my trip to Scotland in September to convince my fellow Scots(well it worked for my idol Tony) to vote to remain in the Union. I have already sampled a Tunnock Teacake, a can of Irn-Bru and the necessary fried mars bar to get me used to the haute cuisne of Scotland….I think that one last push will convince the Scottish People to vote the right way on 18 September

  36. 36
    Noncing MP says:

    Just listening to R4 and the are discussing the pupil premium !!

    I mean WTF why should I have to pay more just because they are wearing a uniform?

  37. 37
    JIMMY says:






  38. 38
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul the Awesome says:

    I’m sure their Health Spokesman, Louise, appreciates being called Lousie.

  39. 39
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    I applaud your approach to Democratic choice. ‘Vote for us else they’ll get in’. Nice. You’re just another disillusioned Tory who doesn’t seem to realise that YOU are just as bad as Labour. Really, schmucks like you would like to bring it down to “who would you vote for? Stalin or Hitler?”. Well, now there’s a new kid on the block and that is UKIP. (also, you don’t seem to realise that we’ll take seats from Labour too!). You BLOCKED election reform, your ‘Bonfire of the Quango’s’ was a farce, your reform of the Tax System was a patent LIE…Why should we Trust either Labour or Yourselves? Now potter-off back to your Tax Dodging Millionaire party donors and your Appointed nobody’s in the Lords.

  40. 40
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul the Awesome says:

    Farage’s Fillies, Cameron’s Cuties…. so it’s Miliband’s Munters?

  41. 41
    Sir Cumstantial says:

    Do bugger off there is a good chap.

  42. 42
    True says:

    Second sentence is not a lie.

  43. 43
    Dangerous Brian says:

    But have you taken it up the wrong un from a hairy ars*d Glaswegian ex dock worker?
    You know it makes sense.

  44. 44
    Royal Statistical Society says:

    I see how you got the knighthood.

    Anyway, best to read Private Eye for information, and read Gheedough for Tory briefings, Master Cuckold’s View of the Day, and concerns about Abbottomass’s eating habits and bumsecks.

  45. 45
    Alec Sardine says:

    As are most Jocks

  46. 46
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    That’s a nice, misleading, LibDem-esque barchart you’ve put together there, Guido.

  47. 47
    The two Muppets says:

    Fanny Pinkelstein . My !00% true was in response to your
    first post at 12.23pm .

  48. 48
    Hear All See All says:

    Placing a X in the little box alongside a UKIP candidate gives immense pleasure and a feeling of having taken the correct action

  49. 49
    Ditherywig says:

    Miliband’s Mingers.

  50. 50
    Not on your Nelly says:

    Why would UKIP even contemplate with losers ?

  51. 51

    Quick, make a politically correct statement!

  52. 52
    the Black Pudding says:

    and recipes

  53. 53
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    According to all adverts on commercial TV interracial marriage is the norm in the UK.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Abuse of statistics by Guido. As bad as Labour.

  55. 55
    Labour's Birmingham = Democrat's Detroit says:

    I hate Labour’s Blair/Brown/Miliband’s so called babes, who are genuine hypocrites, liars, back-stabbing, self-serving champagne socialists that engage in phony outrages and use scaremongering tactics to claim votes. They and their female voters are worse than any other political party e.g Amy Rutland, Labour supporter on Question time.

  56. 56
    I hate Emily Thornberry says:

  57. 57

    Oh boy – the language you employ – it’s all so creepily sexist – no wonder women get annoyed with Media men

  58. 58
    Caroline Bint says:

    Look at Caroline Flint’s hideous face after lying throughout her whole political career.

  59. 59
    Vinse Kabal says:

    Seems like a good idea to me.

    Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, . . .
    . . . altogether now . . .

  60. 60
    Spartacus says:

    I dont get it.
    Where are ther gwidow smears?

  61. 61
    Mycroft says:

    He did but as usual you have remembered only the phrase and lost it’s context.

    The useful idiots had only ever seen the ‘fair face’ of his regime and as a result made fools of themselves.

    I live here, I experience the lies first hand.

    The term you use is an orphan as a result, you can bluster and cough all you will, the reality is simple, we can see and hear the deception of the main parties and it is you that lives in splendid ignorance, your ‘gullibility’ is used, you believe that voting for a change is a bad thing, you self-deceive… you are an utterly useless idiot as a result, so lets coin a new phrase for the weak-knee’d, frit modern tories… ‘Useless idiots’ is the one that comes to mind and my dear chap, you resemble that remark.

    All said with a smile, the truth is better said with a sly grin. :)

  62. 62
    David Cameron says:

    I might be persuaded to drop the future p@edophile marriage bill.

  63. 63
    Margeret DODGE says:

  64. 64
    Hazek B.LIARS says:

  65. 65
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Cameron’s Catamites is more euphonic*.

    *What ancient Greeks did to pouves with a musical instrument

  66. 66
    John Bellingham says:

    Only if you bank at Halifax, buy insurance from Admiral or need to update your tax credits.

  67. 67
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Migration applies in both directions!

  68. 68
    Me says:

    Cleggs cu…

  69. 69
    Bagheads are the new Jamaicans says:

    Shove your Diversity up your arse…

  70. 70
    The Growler says:

    Fawkesy, so which one in Dave’s motly selection do you fancy? I don’t fancy yours!

  71. 71
    The Growler says:

    The Master might be hedging his bets as the gap between UKip and Torwies narrows, so if the Master says jump right Fawkesy jumps right, if leftward he jumps to the left. I wonder if Fawkes had worked for the Master in 1997 and the master said jump to Liebore he would have jumped to Liebore and the unmentionale one.

  72. 72
    Sh!tshoveller says:

    What about Milliband’s munters?

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Why, who’s absolutely asking for a hosing down?

  74. 74
    tigerowl says:

    Hear All See All says:

    Placing a X in the little box alongside a UKIP candidate gives immense pleasure and a feeling of having taken the correct action

    Oh yes.
    Like a turkey voting for Christmas. Workers voting to have their employment rights removed by yet another rich mans party. Women voting UKIP to have their maternity rights removed. Its all on the blogs what nice Nigel has said over the years.
    Vote UKIP a leap into the unknown.

  75. 75
    UKIPPER says:

    Tory Eton Voting Song

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    Regarding our expenses
    We will fill our boots
    We know you don’t like it
    But we don’t give two hoots
    If we get found out we will not shed a tear
    We’ll still be MPs on £60 odd grand a year

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous ***

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    We will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    We are from Eton; and we are the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my a***

    Junker has been elected
    We made a mighty fuss
    The voters have not detected
    Junker is one of us
    We are for Europe becoming just one big state
    When Britain wakes up it will be far too late

  76. 76
    Nigel's hoons says:

    Hoons and Goons.

  77. 77
    UKIPPER says:

    Fuckin liar

  78. 78
    UKIPPER says:

    Placing a X in the little box alongside a UKIP candidate gives immense pleasure and a feeling of having taken the correct action

    It must be right to take the piss at desperate Tories who are shitting themselves and hoping that the voters believe “Honest Dave”


  79. 79

    If this is the most interesting item you can trawl from the current political swamp Gweedes then let s start the silly season and come back after Late Aug Bank Hol .

  80. 80


  81. 81

    God she does go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON !!!!

    ( and says nothing )

  82. 82

    What a shining example of an intelligent human being that young
    man is . Most people undergoing a similar set of experiences would not have come out from under let alone been able to express themselves so cogently .

    Time these p@£ os were all hung upside down from lamp posts with the populace allowed to stub out cigarettes on their eyeballs ( and other bodily parts )

  83. 83

    Bkears is just a backtracking self preserving self justifying repetition machine who does not answer the interviewees questions and starts every answer with that new mot juste of cornered politician ” Look…”
    Plain for even the cerebrally myopic to see.

    Which does nt say much for the mentally lobotomised of Salford who voted her back in …

    Shades of pin a red rosette on a tax scofflaw and she ll be voted in north of Harrogate regardless.

  84. 84

    Yeah .. except Caroline ” In like Flint ” . She may talk the usual Labour buttered parsnips jetsam but I wouldn t mind eating my evening bacon and cabbage from her sushi bowl…

  85. 85

    The mirror image of politically correct paternity leave… ….

  86. 86
    David Cameron says:

    Bumsex is the most important issue of our time. The fact that fully 98.5% of the population identify themselves as hetrosexual proves that rampant homephobia is still rife throughout our society.

    I intend to change that.

  87. 87
    Llareggub says:

    Not to be outdone on the choice of women candidates the anarchist party, Class War, are selecting candidates, having long campaigned against The Sun’s page Three girls and Milliband’s picture in that paper. Here is Marina, standing against IDS at Chingford.


  88. 88
    Alec Sardine says:

    1lb rice
    1lb peas

    Boil and serve for a traditional Scots dish

  89. 89
    AdeusBarroso says:

    I think Roger Helmer is keeping a tight rein on the energy brief.

  90. 90
    Big Momma says:

    Guido’s ZEEEROO’S.
    Hypocrite to mention 33% to 31% of a larger team and have not one female in HIS top team.
    Pot and Kettle come to mind.

  91. 91
    Keen Rememberer says:

    As Tony Blair used to say, “God, look at that Bush!”

    Happy Days.

    Vote UKIP

  92. 92
    Big Momma says:

    She actually did quite well and did not get Brillo’d.
    However Brillo missed out that for 13 years Labour did nothing on energy infrastructure, and very noticeably on nuclear.

  93. 93
    Big Momma says:

    The odious Hodge the Dodge needs to be brought to account for these cover up crimes.

  94. 94
    wengerboy says:

    Scientifically illiterate retards that don’t understand climate science.


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