July 24th, 2014

A Non-Awkward Miliband Selfie


107 Comments

  1. 1
    concrete pump says:

    What a gormless looking c*nt.

  2. 2
    maggie the dog says:

    But not being a twat

  3. 3

    Looks just as weird if you ask me.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Just as ugly as Ed, but in his own way.

  5. 5
    I luv New York says:

    Big apple meet the big banana

  6. 6
    The Critic says:

    No need to polish the turd.

  7. 7
    David Miliband says:

    For fucks sake Ed don’t come to New York nearly everything they eat comes in a bun.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

  9. 9
    The Growler says:

    Dave give up it, doesn’t do you justice

  10. 10
    ? says:

    Either Dave is going grey or he’s recently painted the inside of his safe white.

  11. 11
    Ed Miliband says:

    Post on Twitter again, and I’ll go all postal on your ass.

  12. 12
    Charidee for me says:

  13. 13
    Justine Miliband says:

    He “does” me better than his brother too.

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is that one of my old suits?

  15. 15
    jeremyp99 says:

    “Another thing David does better than his brother…”

    What? He’s just as weird and just as useless.

  16. 16
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    ISIS have ordered 4 million girls in Iraq to be genitally mutilated –

    http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/07/24/-ISIS-order-female-genital-mutilation-in-Iraq.html …”< Religion of peace!! Lol

  17. 17
  18. 18
    David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

    I could have sold him some children for a lot less than he paid to the septics

    BOOF! a quick kick to the stomach and no need for an obstetrician
    Jobs a goodun

  19. 19
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    What a twisty nose! Did his little brother do that?

  20. 20
    ISIUK says:

    At least we have come out in favour of assisted dying.

  21. 21
    Polly Pissflaps says:

    I’ll send Owen they can work on that C*nt first.

  22. 22
    Mr Angela Eagle says:

    Fuck that’s ugly.

  23. 23
    David Icke says:

    Can anyone else see the Floating Orb of control behind him?

  24. 24
    David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

    And your problem is?
    As I was saying to a constituent praise Allah for pliers and rusty razor blades. if they scream God willing you will have a stick to beat them with
    What do the whores need a clit for?
    As long as I come thats all that matters

  25. 25
    Dave Miliband says:

    Lots of hard floors and soft heads in the Miliband household.

  26. 26
    Owen Jones says:

    Recruiting Sergeant “So, Owen do you think you could kill a man?”

    OJ “Ohhh yes darlinnng, eventually”

  27. 27
    David Ward MP says:

    I blame Isræel.

  28. 28
    Amy says:

    He is remotely less nerdy than Ed.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

  30. 30
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Certainly not when you don’t have a banana in your hand.

  31. 31
    Dave Miliband says:

    Start spreading the news,
    Len sent me away,
    I’m making a brand new start of it,
    in old New York.

  32. 32
    Jimmy says:

    I know. I miss him too.

  33. 33
    SS says:

    Once a twat always a twat.

  34. 34
    Tud says:

    “Another thing David does better than his brother…” not really. He’s a lopsided cuunt as well.

  35. 35
    Too many late nights says:

  36. 36
    Caption Comp says:

    Dave goes to the only place in the world where it’s unlikely he’ll be openly criticised.
    Ground Zero.

  37. 37
    The Miliband Bros says:

    Two Twats = Two Twats

  38. 38
    Caption Comp says:

    So you didn’t vote for Ed then?
    Don’t blame you.

  39. 39
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Please, dear G0d, may Laybah elect this banana-bearing, gurning berk after his brother jacks it in.

    Contrary to popular belief, he’s only marginally less useless than Ed and has cocked up everything he did in office – notably at the FO. Laybah would be out of power for a generation.

  40. 40
    HenryV says:

    How much does he earn again? How much is he worth? And for what?

    The only thing of which I am sure is he would sell us down the river just as quick as his brother if gained the keys to No 10.

  41. 41
    Chuka waiting at tables says:

  42. 42
    Executive Summary says:

    The death soaked stare of a Luftwaffe pilot.

  43. 43
    A frown is an upside down smile says:

    You lost the twin towers but on the bright side you got one half of the chuckle brothers as a replacement.
    Enjoy.

  44. 44
    David Milliband says says:

    Some call it charity, I call it 300k a year plus a shedload of expenses

  45. 45
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    He’s a weird looking idiot.

  46. 46
    Dan Hodges says:

    Fibber

  47. 47
    Thunderbirds are Go says:

  48. 48
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Still looks like a wonky nosed twat with zero social skills.

  49. 49
    P. Doff says:

    Who is Grabble?

    And who are those funny looking twits he’s with?

  50. 50
    His mum would be pleased with that one says:

  51. 51
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    The UK misses him like a bad dose of AIDs.

  52. 52
    Paniagua says:

    Unlike you Tim his handicap is his party.

  53. 53
    Chuka Duck says:

    So if Labour get in you fella’s will be pulling the Rickshaw’s and you girls will be selling your fanny to tourists.

  54. 54
    not Sharon Shoesmith but £680,000 richer says:

    Ed Balls should pay.

    He ignored civil service advice and denied the appelant due process for his own political end.

    Come on Ed, you have quite a lot of flipping money…

  55. 55
    Don't need no specsavers says:

    As far as I can tell they must be identical twins

  56. 56
    Ah! says:

  57. 57
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    But look at the blonde with her hand over her face. Doesn’t want to be seen in a Miliband photo!

  58. 58

    He’s also better at subtly advertising his interests.

    However, R’ussia have just (in part rightly) declared that NGO’s are espionage fronts:

    http://er.ru/news/119949/

    (In R’ussian – translates Ok)

    Executive summary: ‘Suck on that, Oxfam’ ;-)

    Next they’ll be claiming DfID is just a front.

    Has P’utin ever visited S’elfridges ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  59. 59

    Is still a twat! Good riddance, I hope America keeps him

  60. 60
    They are both weird says:

  61. 61
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    David Icke – twat to the masses.

  62. 62
    Mr Woy says:

    Looks like a wanker, talks like a wanker, acts like a wanker. Therefore must be a wanker.

  63. 63
    Ed Moribund says:

    My brother is always texting how ‘exciting’ New York is. He meets with the Mayor. And NBC and CBS and ABC media groups.
    He says Wody Allen is going to give him a small part in his new movie.

    He says its way better than hanging around some dull, windblown trading estate where they pack imported DVDs into envelopes..nodding and smiling and saying “predistribution.”

    And he says he’s seen the REAL SPIDERMAN! Twice!

    Sometimes i wish he’d stabbed me in the back.

  64. 64
    Modern days, no, just the pendulum swinging too far says:

    So how much did the advert cost and who paid for it?, I suppose the tosser is paid as well..

  65. 65

    Where’s the banana?

    Which Mliband brother is the right one? Neither.

  66. 66
    Jimmy says:

    I voted for Miliband.

  67. 67
    Jedi Lols says:

    Fantastic suit, shirt & tie knot combo though.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    who broke his nose? he looks like Henry Cooper’s idiot son!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Who nose what’s next for Banana Man?

  70. 70
    youneedashrink says:

    Although the pic does express the US/IZZ relationship rather accurately nes pas ?

  71. 71
    Just askin' ?? says:

    What’s Harriet Harman doing in the background ?

  72. 72
    Mycroft says:

    Hard to chose which of the chuckle brothers is the bigger c’nt.

    Both are they’re fathers sons and as such doomed to be stupid outsiders…

    Both dumb as Oxen in the fields.

  73. 73
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Actually I play off 6.

  74. 74
    Mycroft says:

    Yep… dead-neck individual… stay away from these shores, damned hopeless, out of touch imbecile.

    Happy days… even the ‘saviour’ of the labour is a gurning mule.

    Vote UKIP, the scourge of gurners and dipsticks.

  75. 75

    Too much muff-diving with Hilary?

  76. 76
    Cinna says:

    Is that La Maitlis posing alongside?

  77. 77
    Good for him says:

    Good luck to him.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Some call him a wanker.
    I call him a wanker too.

  79. 79
    cured lefty says:

    centre bint wondering how big is it?

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t fool me, That rescue.org sign is just stuck on top of his head. You can see the stick its balanced on.

  81. 81
    Jack Ketch says:

    There is a lot more to milk from the above article on FGM. Getting rid of 4 million Arab c**ts–the fact the story is reported by Miss Badcock.

  82. 82
    Dangerous Brian says:

    But most call it the gravy train you self righteous c*nt.

  83. 83
    His level says:

    So, that’s four teas, two coffees and a sparkling water….

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Marginally better than a Banana!

  85. 85
    Human rights are not for sale or for charity says:

    Perhaps David Miliband will be kind enough to donate to

    http://archive.adl.org/donations.html

    It is for his own good.

  86. 86
    ... says:

    Ah yes, that was the defence Minister that troops joined up to follow to attack middle eastern cpountries that are no threat to GB but only to the Izzies.

  87. 87
    Charity begins at home says:

    …..Some call it Charidee, I call it a con!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. 88
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Scouting blac* cock for Jack

  89. 89
    Expert photographer says:

    …………He has a skyscraper coming out of his head,different to a tree, I spo’se!

  90. 90
    Yobama says:

    Is this Bert or Ernie?

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    What?

  92. 92
    EeeyYepBlowing Whistles says:

    One donkey is grooming the other donkey. Thats how peaceful cooperative creatures coexist. A Hard concept to grasp for lefty tapeworms.

  93. 93
    The LibLabCon's, Quango's and the Lords! says:

  94. 94
    The LibLabCon's, Quango's and the Lords! says:

    Oh!, and don’t forget the £2/month Charity bosses too!

  95. 95
    Bog Paper says:

    Looked in a mirror recently?

  96. 96
    The LibLabCon's, Quango's and the Lords! says:

    And EU position’s, the Head’s of Councils, Government Contract Companies, Special Advisers, Accountants, Consultants, the institute of ‘phoney positions’, the institute of ‘I’m so qualified my CV (AKA, criminal record) will blind you!, etc…Oh dear. I’m not having a very good day Ermintrude!

  97. 97
    We cater for FGM, as well as a wide variety of other Religious needs... says:

  98. 98
    Owen says:

    A selfie? Rubbish, he’s got his clothes on.

  99. 99
    Arabs are Semites too says:

    He still looks like a taxi driver to me.

    just as gormless and awkward as his brother.

    neither of them belong in politics, they belong in some crap polytechnic or 6th-form college as mediocre lecturers.

  100. 100
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    That man’s Grandfather shot my family. I’m sure it’s him. Might by wrong ?

    Where was his grandfather buring the Holodomor and the Soviet Polish war ?

  101. 101
    The two Muppets says:

    It obviously runs in the family .

  102. 102
    Rightallalong says:

    The best thing about a ‘selfie’ is that you can see if your brother is about to stab you in the back.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    remind me, how much does he get paid to live it up on charitable donations in NYC?

  104. 104
    DK says:

    So what! They are both privileged parasitic Marxists, do as I say not as I do!!

  105. 105
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    He still looks weird, though!

  106. 106
    DK says:

    Ebola Umunna – The Pricksore!!

  107. 107
    Big Momma says:

    Photoshop yet again, and so obvious.
    Can this man ever be honest?


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