July 24th, 2014

A Non-Awkward Miliband Selfie


  1. 1
    concrete pump says:

    What a gormless looking c*nt.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. 2
    maggie the dog says:

    But not being a twat


  3. 3

    Looks just as weird if you ask me.


  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Just as ugly as Ed, but in his own way.


  5. 5
    I luv New York says:

    Big apple meet the big banana

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 6
    The Critic says:

    No need to polish the turd.


  7. 7
    David Miliband says:

    For fucks sake Ed don’t come to New York nearly everything they eat comes in a bun.


  8. 8
    Anonymous says:


  9. 11
    Ed Miliband says:

    Post on Twitter again, and I’ll go all postal on your ass.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. 12
    Charidee for me says:


  11. 13
    Justine Miliband says:

    He “does” me better than his brother too.


  12. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is that one of my old suits?


  13. 15
    jeremyp99 says:

    “Another thing David does better than his brother…”

    What? He’s just as weird and just as useless.


  14. 16
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    ISIS have ordered 4 million girls in Iraq to be genitally mutilated –

    http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/07/24/-ISIS-order-female-genital-mutilation-in-Iraq.html …”< Religion of peace!! Lol


    • 20
      ISIUK says:

      At least we have come out in favour of assisted dying.


    • 21
      Polly Pissflaps says:

      I’ll send Owen they can work on that C*nt first.


      • 26
        Owen Jones says:

        Recruiting Sergeant “So, Owen do you think you could kill a man?”

        OJ “Ohhh yes darlinnng, eventually”


    • 24
      David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

      And your problem is?
      As I was saying to a constituent praise Allah for pliers and rusty razor blades. if they scream God willing you will have a stick to beat them with
      What do the whores need a clit for?
      As long as I come thats all that matters


    • 27
      David Ward MP says:

      I blame Isræel.


    • 81
      Jack Ketch says:

      There is a lot more to milk from the above article on FGM. Getting rid of 4 million Arab c**ts–the fact the story is reported by Miss Badcock.


    • 97
      We cater for FGM, as well as a wide variety of other Religious needs... says:


  15. 17
  16. 18
    David "Tyson" Ruffley says:

    I could have sold him some children for a lot less than he paid to the septics

    BOOF! a quick kick to the stomach and no need for an obstetrician
    Jobs a goodun


  17. 19
    VoteEdGetBalls says:

    What a twisty nose! Did his little brother do that?


  18. 22
    Mr Angela Eagle says:

    Fuck that’s ugly.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. 23
    David Icke says:

    Can anyone else see the Floating Orb of control behind him?


  20. 28
    Amy says:

    He is remotely less nerdy than Ed.

    Liked by 1 person

  21. 31
    Dave Miliband says:

    Start spreading the news,
    Len sent me away,
    I’m making a brand new start of it,
    in old New York.


  22. 32
    Jimmy says:

    I know. I miss him too.


  23. 33
    SS says:

    Once a twat always a twat.


  24. 34
    Tud says:

    “Another thing David does better than his brother…” not really. He’s a lopsided cuunt as well.


  25. 36
    Caption Comp says:

    Dave goes to the only place in the world where it’s unlikely he’ll be openly criticised.
    Ground Zero.


  26. 37
    The Miliband Bros says:

    Two Twats = Two Twats


  27. 39
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Please, dear G0d, may Laybah elect this banana-bearing, gurning berk after his brother jacks it in.

    Contrary to popular belief, he’s only marginally less useless than Ed and has cocked up everything he did in office – notably at the FO. Laybah would be out of power for a generation.


  28. 40
    HenryV says:

    How much does he earn again? How much is he worth? And for what?

    The only thing of which I am sure is he would sell us down the river just as quick as his brother if gained the keys to No 10.


  29. 42
    A frown is an upside down smile says:

    You lost the twin towers but on the bright side you got one half of the chuckle brothers as a replacement.


  30. 44
    David Milliband says says:

    Some call it charity, I call it 300k a year plus a shedload of expenses


  31. 47
    Thunderbirds are Go says:


  32. 48
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Still looks like a wonky nosed twat with zero social skills.


  33. 54
    not Sharon Shoesmith but £680,000 richer says:

    Ed Balls should pay.

    He ignored civil service advice and denied the appelant due process for his own political end.

    Come on Ed, you have quite a lot of flipping money…


  34. 55
    Don't need no specsavers says:

    As far as I can tell they must be identical twins


  35. 57
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    But look at the blonde with her hand over her face. Doesn’t want to be seen in a Miliband photo!


  36. 58

    He’s also better at subtly advertising his interests.

    However, R’ussia have just (in part rightly) declared that NGO’s are espionage fronts:


    (In R’ussian – translates Ok)

    Executive summary: ‘Suck on that, Oxfam’ ;-)

    Next they’ll be claiming DfID is just a front.

    Has P’utin ever visited S’elfridges ?

    Vote UKIP :-D


  37. 59

    Is still a twat! Good riddance, I hope America keeps him


  38. 60
    They are both weird says:


  39. 62
    Mr Woy says:

    Looks like a wanker, talks like a wanker, acts like a wanker. Therefore must be a wanker.


  40. 63
    Ed Moribund says:

    My brother is always texting how ‘exciting’ New York is. He meets with the Mayor. And NBC and CBS and ABC media groups.
    He says Wody Allen is going to give him a small part in his new movie.

    He says its way better than hanging around some dull, windblown trading estate where they pack imported DVDs into envelopes..nodding and smiling and saying “predistribution.”

    And he says he’s seen the REAL SPIDERMAN! Twice!

    Sometimes i wish he’d stabbed me in the back.


  41. 64
    Modern days, no, just the pendulum swinging too far says:

    So how much did the advert cost and who paid for it?, I suppose the tosser is paid as well..


  42. 65

    Where’s the banana?

    Which Mliband brother is the right one? Neither.


  43. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Who nose what’s next for Banana Man?


  44. 77
    Good for him says:

    Good luck to him.


  45. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Some call him a wanker.
    I call him a wanker too.


  46. 80
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t fool me, That rescue.org sign is just stuck on top of his head. You can see the stick its balanced on.


  47. 82
    Dangerous Brian says:

    But most call it the gravy train you self righteous c*nt.


  48. 85
    Human rights are not for sale or for charity says:

    Perhaps David Miliband will be kind enough to donate to


    It is for his own good.


  49. 99
    Arabs are Semites too says:

    He still looks like a taxi driver to me.

    just as gormless and awkward as his brother.

    neither of them belong in politics, they belong in some crap polytechnic or 6th-form college as mediocre lecturers.

    Liked by 1 person

  50. 100
    Kulak murdered by Marxist filth. says:

    That man’s Grandfather shot my family. I’m sure it’s him. Might by wrong ?

    Where was his grandfather buring the Holodomor and the Soviet Polish war ?


  51. 102
    Rightallalong says:

    The best thing about a ‘selfie’ is that you can see if your brother is about to stab you in the back.


  52. 104
    DK says:

    So what! They are both privileged parasitic Marxists, do as I say not as I do!!


  53. 105
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    He still looks weird, though!


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