July 23rd, 2014

EHRC: All Women Shortlists Are Unlawful

The Equalities and Human Right’s Commission has ruled that All Women Shortlists are illegal. To very little attention, the EHRC today published guidance on the equalities legislation around which appointments to boards must be made. It says very clearly on page 10:

“We do not believe that it is lawful to address under-representation by longlisting or shortlisting only female candidates to the detriment of male candidates” 

Though the context was the private sector, it could not be clearer about the legality of the issue.

One rule for us, another for…

UPDATE: People who seem to know what they are talking about say there are special provisions for political parties (until 2030) which permit the use of all-women shortlists by registered political parties in relation to elections to government (see sections 104 and 105 of the Equality Act 2010).


  1. 1
    Shooty* says:


    No doubt Harriet is on her way over there to educate them as we speak.

  2. 2
    Jack Dromey says:

    So this is embarrasing

  3. 3
    Jack Dromey says:

    Where does it leave me!

  4. 4
    Jack Dromey says:


  5. 5

    The bastard leftoid marxist FemiNazis will be forced to call by-elections then, in every affected seat. That’ll be fun. Time to Buzz The Tower.

  6. 6
    Jacomo says:

    Thought police enforce the liberal tyranny.

  7. 7
    Dr Finlay says:

    Cock chop young man.

  8. 8
    Matt Damon says:

    Matt Damon!

  9. 9
    Robin J Smith says:

    But Labour adores the EHRC, doesn’t it?

  10. 10
    The Critic says:

    Requiring surgery?

  11. 11
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Ha ha ha.

  12. 12
    Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    When are we going to have all big black cock lists?

  13. 13
    Esther McVey'c crotch says:

    Wind my Clock !

  14. 14
    Tony Blair says:

    It was may greatest legacy!

  15. 15
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    OK, let’s just have zero men shortlists.

  16. 16
    David Cameron says:

    No problemo.

    All Gay shortlists then.

  17. 17
    The Benn Dynasty says:

    And me ?

  18. 18
    Andrew says:

    There is a specific exception in the Equality Act for election short lists. Brought in with all-party support . Sorry to be boring.

  19. 19

    So what happens next ? Throwing out all MPs elected where lists were used and forcing some by-elections could be good for UKIP.


    Vote UKIP :-D

  20. 20
    FrankFisher says:

    Took their time didn’t they?

    Anyway, you can bet that the politicians will decide that their own scheme sidesteps the HRA and discrimination laws, on the grounds that such discrimination is necessary and proportionate. Betcha.

  21. 21
    Thomas the Tank says:

    Serves them right.

  22. 22
    Anthony says:

    “It could not be clearer” that all women shortlisted are explicitly exempted by virtue of the Sex Discrimination (Election Candidates) Act 2002, and are therefore unaffected by this ruling. Moving on…

  23. 23
    Nick Clegg says:

    We LibDems only have non circumcised shortlists and are all inclusive as this includes both male and females.

  24. 24
    mustafa dump says:

    “get your burqas on, get your burqas on ,get your burqas on for the boys get your burqas on for the boys”

  25. 25
    Legal Genius says:

    Read page 11…

  26. 26


  27. 27
    dai puzzled says:


  28. 28
    gildedtumbril says:

    I care not what sex these deviants of all colours are alleged to be.
    Lamp posts and finest Chinese piano-wire need marriage.

  29. 29
    Howard says:

    I live in what might be described as a culturally enriched part of Britain.

    I am unable to attend my local swimming pool some evenings due to there being “women only” swimming sessions and simply for being a male I cannot swim at my local pool on those days.

    Surely this can’t be fair.

  30. 30
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


  31. 31
    Paniagua says:

    Sally Bercows double,

  32. 32
    Shooty* says:

    Fear not, infidel: in a decade or so, you will probably have been peacefully beheaded, then it won’t be a problem for you!

  33. 33
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    when they tackled fatists

  34. 34
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    with PIE all over your face

  35. 35
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Looking at the make up of parliament currently you might think that this had been happening for a while now.

  36. 36
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Now just remind me…

    What did Mr Blair’s wife do for a living and in which area of it did she practice?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  37. 37

    “The Equalities and Human Right’s Commission”

    Please, if you don’t understand apostrophes, don’t use them.

  38. 38
    Phil me Bank Account says:

    “I`m going to get the middle east peace envoy job I would ask you all to keep a serious face while the picture is taken”

  39. 39
    Ockham's Razor says:


    Thought crime.

    Sharia beheading. (Stoning available if preferred.)

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Please confirm.
    Cross dresser
    Scissor sister
    Giver turned Taker
    Or just pug ugly?

  42. 42
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    like sally mis sinclair has a small cock

  43. 43
    Jimmy says:

    I know righties are slow readers but you should probably have read the whole thing first:

    “In order to reduce unequal representation, specific provisions in equality legislation permit (until 2030) the use of all-women shortlists by registered political parties in relation to electoral candidates for elections to the UK, European and Scottish parliaments, the Welsh Assembly and local government.
    Similar provisions would be needed to introduce all-women shortlists in other recruitment exercises. However, EU law permits all women shortlists for electoral candidates because such candidates fall outside the scope of employment and occupation in the relevant EU Directive. In contrast, appointment to company boards falls within the scope of employment and occupation. At this point, it is therefore unlikely that such a provision, applied to company board appointments, would be consistent with EU law. “

  44. 44
    Ockham's Razor says:

    When she had reassignment surgery, they threw away the wrong piece.

  45. 45
    Stay here and suffer you racist scum says:

    Just watching ‘Escape to the country’ and ‘Wanted down Under’ on BBC1.
    Can’t help noticing that all the folk wanting to ‘escape’ are white.
    I think the EHRC need to look into this.

  46. 46
    Me says:

    Three legs bad, two legs good.

  47. 47
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Jackqueline Dromey says “I’m free”.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Is she/he not in the Tory party now?

  49. 49
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Never mind that.

    Vote UKIP :-D

    You know you want to.

  50. 50
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Never mind that.

    Vote UKIP :-D

    You know you want to…

  51. 51
    Engineer says:

    That ruling sounds dangerously like an outbreak of straightforward common sense. So it won’t last long.

  52. 52
    The Growler says:

    Is that Miranda in a man’s suit?

  53. 53
    Ockham's Razor says:

    With realignment surgery, your private parts can become a microcosm of you.

  54. 54
    The Growler says:

    James Gordon Brown

  55. 55
    Zzzzzz says:

    Not slow I just always found shite one normally only used to find in a union reps handbook really boring.
    Cut the bollocks and just tell me the fun part.

  56. 56
    ISIUK says:

    Jimmy will be voting for us. He has already paid his Jizya through our benefits.

  57. 57
    Derek Lard says:

    Hear! Hear!

  58. 58
    The Growler says:

    It’s only laughing boy Tim. Come on TIM!!!

  59. 59
    Jimmy says:

    Hard to make it much simpler for you but I’ll try.

    The “AWSs are unlawful” headline is accurate except for the “un” bit.

  60. 60
    Simon Cowell says:

    anyone got any boys want fucking?

  61. 61
    Sue Denim says:

    Do they class that as FGM or MGM. Either is illegal.

  62. 62
    Sarah 'massive juicy knockers' Beeny says:

    I had a look at your house on the coast in East Anglia.

    It’s fucking shite.

    Do you want to see my nipples though?

  63. 63
    the Black Death says:

    do the MPs not get paid then ?

  64. 64
    The British Establishment says:

    Persecute Nazis and Putin, not dual-national Nonces!

  65. 65
    Cinna says:

    What’s the betting that our government finds the balls to ignore this ruling, after telling us that they are bound by rulings of this court.

  66. 66
    Lord Rennard says:

    I demand more LibDems inside these female MPs.

  67. 67
    Jimmy says:

    And you get that from what exactly?

  68. 68

    ‘Russ!an Defense Minister S’ergei S’hoigu personally directed the transfer of weapons to terrorists in the D’onbass – Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine’


    May be a counter ultimatum issued from P’utin to K’iev over D’onbass:

    23 July 1914 – 23 July 2014 ?

    For historical significance see July Crisis of 1914 – Most should be aware of where that led : Honey Badger, he don’t care !!!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  69. 69
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

  70. 70
    Leon, Greville and Peter says:


  71. 71
    Jimmy says:

    “it could not be clearer about the legality of the issue.”

    You’d think so wouldn’t you?

  72. 72
    That clever kid with curly hair & funny eyes who had a sex change says:

    Cock chop.

  73. 73
    Pirelli says:

    Close your eyes and think for a moment what a bikini Calendar of Left wing munters would look like.

  74. 74
    The Growler says:

    D B, that could explain all that legislation with “same sex marriage”

  75. 75

    ‘Russ!an Defense Minister S’ergei S’hoigu personally directed the transfer of weapons to terrorists in the D’onbass – Ministry of I’nternal Affairs of U’kraine’


    May be an u’ltimatum issued from P’utin to K’iev over D’onbass:

    23 J’uly 1914 – 23 J’uly 2014 ?

    For historical significance see J’uly C’risis of 1914 – Most should be aware of where that led : Honey Badger, he don’t care !!!

    Vote UKIP :-D

  76. 76
    Zzzzzzz says:

    Well in that case.

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Labour Lies says:

    I hate women representing the Labour Party, more so than any other political party. They are made up of self-serving, hypocritical, lying, back-stabbing, out-of-touch champagne socialists that engage in scaremongering tactics and smear campaigns to win votes. I hate the following Female Labour MPs:

    Jacqui Smith (expenses cheat).

    Yvette Cooper (expenses cheat, hypocrite and wife of Ed balls).

    Caroline Flint (another incompetent minister under Blair & Brown’s government and a spiteful, evil woman).

    Harriet Harman (gender baiting, PIE loving, man-hating ultra feminist, who seeks to divide strong families and communities and has done nothing to improve her constituency, gang/drug/crime-infested Peckham).

    Diane Abbott (race baiting, community destroying troll in crime infested Hackney, who could not hold down a marriage for more than 2 years).

    Seema Malhotra (Feltham & Heston MP, who covered up her double barreled name (Malhotra-Suma), and did not disclose her £3million London home in Chelsea. She’s also a member of the Fabien Society.

    Hazel Blears (another hypocritical expenses cheat, whose own constituency in Salford re-elected her. Stupid people).

    Shabana Mahmood (MP for Ladywood, Birmingham, a constituency known for having the highest single-parent families on welfare). Labour Council and their MPs have done nothing to improve Birmingham.

    I also hate the following: Emily Thornberry, Rachel Reeves, Yasmin Qureshi, Luciana Berger, Margaret Beckett & Gloria De Piero.

  79. 79
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    David dickinson?

  80. 80

    Labour is redundant.

    Real Men and Women Vote UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  81. 81
    Unbalanced Views says:

    I’ve a friend who lives in Pudsey – When he decised to move house, the Estate Agent asked if he was looking for a ‘more traditionally English area?’ – i.e. no muzzies

  82. 82
    EHRC says:

    I think Diana Abbott has proven that being both female and black is no barrier to being equally as shit as everyone else in Parliament.

  83. 83
    Captain Bird's Eye says:

    You smell lovely.

  84. 84
    Jimmy says:

    I think you mean old men and…actually just old men.

  85. 85
    The Growler says:

    It’s all show put on by DC, the UK needs all that Ruskie money and gas, property prices in London would drop if the Russians go. DC has to say these things Putin knows it and Fawkes knows it.

  86. 86
    Dangerous Brian says:

    So Jimmy, that makes it right then?

  87. 87
    The Krankies says:

    Bonnie Langford?

  88. 88
    We will see says:

    Jimmy, better make yourself a marzipan hat as I think next year you will be needing one.

  89. 89
    I liked it better when town were black and folk were white says:

    Pudsey is High Street Calcutta. In spades (are we allowed to say that?).

  90. 90
    Witty Monker says:

    I wonder what a certain member of Matrix Chambers will make of it?

  91. 91
    Witty Monker says:

    You can have my second hand, luv!

  92. 92
    Not In My Name says:


    Not applicable to choosing candidates for electoral purposes

  93. 93
    Witty Monker says:

    The point is, is it legal though?

  94. 94
    Jimmy says:

    No, it means the story is completely wrong.

    Try and keep up.

  95. 95
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    Could you imagine Miliband standing up to Putin? No, me neither. As for Farage, he’d probably take Putin’s side.

  96. 96
    Nick Clegg says:

    Who has been leaking to the media?

  97. 97
    the Black Death says:

    just saying, I haven’t read the relevant legislation that can be interpreted as intending politicians to be outside its scope as I don’t know where it is..

  98. 98
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    Actually, the only sensible thing to do is vote for the party best placed to beat Labour. In a few very safe Labour seats that might be Ukip, but in the bulk of constituencies it very definitely isn’t Ukip.

  99. 99
    Lard Everard says:

    I know it’s not a c(l)ock but put two hands on this.

  100. 100

    Like those who survived Labour’s NHS killing spree ?

    Yes – guess they will have reason – as will their c’hildren and grand-c’hildren.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  101. 101
    House of Ill repute says:

    The law is NEVER in scope for Politicians.

    Silly Boy

  102. 102
    A Vote for Ukip is a Vote for Labour says:

    I seem to recall Farage confessing to admiration for Putin during the televised debates.

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    So why has the court said it is illegal? Or are you saying that all the parties have had all female shortlists?

  104. 104

    He is strictly a Lemon Pledge type of guy.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  105. 105

    A Leftie who is concerned about the truth.

    Go figure !

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    That’s a bit like Mort Saul’s joke about Nixon having a sphincter transplant and the sphincter rejecting him!

  107. 107
    jean claude junker says:

    Got to love how the Right suddenly becomes interested in human rights when it suits their blinkered world view…

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:


  109. 109

    Well – looking at some of the comments on this blog and elsewhere – many do share an admiration.

    The Conservative party itself, for example, is on their payroll.

    Many have been fooled by the Cheka in the past .

    Most do not realize what lays behind the mask. That is knowledge held more on the left, and those who open the history books – not the ones kept in schools.

    If F’arage still maintains that position now that would be news. He will be unable to comment as the EU itself needs to make a decision. On that he will perhaps be quite vocal.

    It is worth maintaining a certain level of respect if only to ensure that one is not lulled into a false sense of security that the opponent in this case is acting either irrationally, stupidly, or without hostile intent.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  110. 110

    Does this also mean that the selection lists of ethnic minority candidates for jobs is also illegal? There is at least one police force who is only interviewing candidates from ethnic minorities as new recruits.

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Is the Sex Discrimination (Election Candidates) Act 2002 thereby rendered incompatible with European law?

  112. 112
    Billy-Ray Backwoodsman says:

    No it sure aint y’all. Yic yic.

    Squeal like a pig fat girl.

    Born and raised in the United States of Uhmurka.

  113. 113
    Chuka derailed says:

    So Chuka’s announcement that at least 8% of civil servants must be nig nogs is illegal too?

  114. 114
    Cinna says:

    And your point is what exactly?

  115. 115
    The British media are cunts says:

    Can you tell that women Labour women are actually female? most of them look like east German shot putters.

  116. 116
    Cinna says:

    Stands to reasons. Not to mention the 1 in7 on the Beeb and the Beeb’s ruling re one woman on every game show panel.

  117. 117
    Cinna says:

    Yes indeed.

  118. 118
    Cinna says:

    Quite so.Just a little too polite.

  119. 119
    Cinna says:

    Crime will be on the up in that area.

  120. 120
    It is better to strive for fairness. says:

    If a blind man is sitting an exam and in order for him to do so, he and his fellow students also sitting the exam have to be treated with inequality in order to give the blind guy a fair chance of passing the same exam. He is given a scribe and extra time and the other students are not. So is equality just a concept we strive towards and nothing to do with reality and the best we can truly hope for is fairness as opposed to equality? Methinks fairness is more achievable that the concept of equality. We tie ourselves up in knots when we chase after concepts such as equality as opposed to fairness.

    All ‘anything’ lists are nonsense and can lead to greater inequalities. It is just that Labour has labeled themselves as being champions for concepts such as equality and they fail to address inequalities in a rational or reasonable way and do in fact exacerbate the problem they are trying to solve. Maybe one day they will come down to earth and replace their unrealistic ideals for fairness.

  121. 121
    Jimmy says:

    What Court?

  122. 122
    cured lefty says:

    maybe i missed it but i,ve yet to see any mike holder ask Hattie why her husband managed to win in an aws?

  123. 123
    Prof. Ed Miliband, B.Sc. M.Sc. Ph.D. says:

    The square eating the bacon roll is equal to the sum of the squares on the other side of the shadow cabinet table.

  124. 124
    Rupert says:

    Rachel Reeves is a tranny. Fact.

  125. 125
    Andrew says:

    First, the Commission is not a court, it does not rule: it advises,

    Second, this advice concerns boards and committees, and the like. There is a specific section in the Equality Act which allows all-women shortlists for Parliamentary candidatures, until the year 2030. So such a shortlist is legal.

    It shouldn’t be and that provision – along with the tie-break nonsense – should be repealed. But that is how it is at the moment.

  126. 126
    MI5 agent sat on a bench in Kensington Palace Green says:

    What pleasure do you derive from posting here? Do you get a kick out if everyone thinking you’re a c’unt?

  127. 127
    Chief Brody says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger closet.

  128. 128
    take a wild fucking guess says:

    which fucking court do you fucking think?

  129. 129
    The Eagles says:

    What about short women lists?

  130. 130
    Cameron, damn his eyes says:

    get down and do the re-shuffle boogie

  131. 131
    wild guesser says:

    Is it because he’s had so much BBC that he walks like a woman?

  132. 132

    Don t you mean “float my boat ” Es ?
    I mean you can t be having ” Three Men in a Clock” now can you ?

  133. 133
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Does that mean Jackie Dromey is a tranny?

  134. 134
    John Bellingham says:

    By inference any selection of anyone by quota or restriction based on gender, race, religion or preference for small boys (BBC) would also be illegal. My lawyers, Fark, Yew and Payup would be able to drive a White, Male Anglo-Saxon chariot through the employment practices of certain organisations.

  135. 135

    Tell ya what here s a thought .

    A threesome with me, “Ray” McVeigh and Penny Dreadnaunt ….with the two Talons as non participating spectators .

    Wow !!

  136. 136

    Not if it s on the NHS .

    There not only is it legal . Its free!!

  137. 137

    I thought the sphincter replacement tissue had been taken from his larynx.

  138. 138

    will be when they get “all woman” shortlists …Ohh hold on …

  139. 139
    Liebour Ladies says:

    Margaret Hodge is a shocking omission.

  140. 140



  141. 141
    Nuland & Applebaum says:

    Fair do’s. Jimmy is occasionally droll and almost always concise.

  142. 142
    Ms Oppenheimer says:

  143. 143
    Mrs (talk) Balls says:

  144. 144
    I hate Emily Thornberry says:

  145. 145
    Harriet HARM-child says:

  146. 146
    Artificial equality = inequality says:

    We could amalgamate the Olympics with the Paralympics by handicapping all the regular Olympians to even things up.


    And, in case anyone’s wondering, no, I still wouldn’t watch.

  147. 147
    LIE-bour says:

  148. 148
    Caroline Bint says:

  149. 149
    Nuland & Applebaum says:


    As someone who works in the USA and in Russia (and India), I can assure you that you’re talking nonsense. Both nations have moved on from the 60’s, a period in which your thinking still seems to be embedded. Russia has moved from the left towards crony capitalism, while the US has reached more or less the same endpoint from a rather different origin.

    The Russians, Americans (and Indians) I work with are in general excellent people, with the same sort of interests. They want to earn enough to live on, send their kids to good schools – you know the drill. They are betrayed, however, by their politicians who, in both nations and of course in ours, display a very high frequency of sociopathy. Just as paedophiles work their way into positions where they have contact with kids, just so do high functioning sociopaths move into politics where they can gain power, privilege and money.

    For CHEKA read CIA; for Russian expansionism read US imperialism. At the top, these nations are mirror images of each other, although the US has better PR.

    You should also check your definition of terrorism.

    Vote UKIP.

  150. 150
    Jimmy says:

    The dyslexic ECHR?

  151. 151

    Fuckin nell, I never knew you would get away with saying nig nogs here. Lets see what other supposedly offensive terms we can get past the dharb loving moderators. Is swarthy still allowed? What about rubber lipped savages| C’mon people, lets tell these visitors to our shores what we really think. If we invent new ones too then the fucking fuzz can’t have us for hate crimes, say calling a golly w0g a dustface or suchlike, answers in the comments please.

  152. 152
    Derek Laud says:

    I like to party (with kids)

  153. 153
    i want to know says:

    Do closet Lib Dems send their kids to private schools?

  154. 154

    The rules get bent when it improves peoples chances of retaining or gaining power

  155. 155

    The people are only betrayed by their gullibility in buying the lies of others.

    The C!A are hardly Cheka. That period of R’ussian history is also way before the 1960’s – in fact the 1960’s post C’uba were surprisingly enlightened by comparison. Until R’ussia decided to have a crack at A’fghanistan.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  156. 156
    Diane Fatbutt says:


  157. 157
    Manxman says:

    Quocunque jeceris stabit!!!

  158. 158
    Finn Duss says:

    Like the shit house door of a tuna boat

  159. 159
    Tel E. Caster says:

    It’s more about taking pleasure in the way that political correctness always ends up arguing with itself.

  160. 160
    JustSayNo_toFriendsofIsrael says:

    In answer to Guido’s hysterical chasing of that MP who dared to ‘offend’ the Israel lobby with a couple of tweets…

    Just came across this chap – a current Harvard Professor who gives a balanced and compelling perspective on why the Israel lobby is bad for the USA, bad for Israel and bad for Palestine.
    And by default, why the lobby is/will be bad for the UK.

    If you were too worried about criticising Israel for fear of being branded anti-semitic, [like we had been scared to call out uncontrolled immigration in the UK for fear of being branded racist], then check out the link below.

    Professor Walt also has speeches on Youtube, [search out moveoveraipac].
    Not a nutter, but a sensible, brave academic, whose research will resonate with the average person on the street who has probably been too wary about voicing their legitimate concerns about supporting Israel.


  161. 161
    Tar And Feathers says:

    Classic. A few Euroloons apparently decided 2030 was long enough to create a permanent equality of outcome.

  162. 162
    The Critic says:

    The Commission are of course correct. Using discrimination to fight discrimination simply breeds more discrimination. That we have made it law to do so tells you everything you need to know about the political classes.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    “Human Right’s Commission has ruled that All Women Shortlists are illegal.”
    Fortuitously Dave, that other guy, and Ed probably have a prearranged contingency plan. They may now rush through a change of law, with MPs using Twitter. This will effectively frustrate any interference from that Government Over The Water. Just as it did, with any illegality related to the snooper’s charter.

  164. 164
    The man who came in from the all women shortlist. says:

    I for one will be sorry to see them go .

  165. 165
    Ghost of Lady Thatcher says:

    But it’s only one letter away from hideously white “Pusey” in disgracefully English Oxfordshire

    Actually the “two state” solution is already evolving : private enterprise has largely moved to the suburbs. IT industry is in the Thames Valley not Londinistan. It can’t afford to put everything on hold every summer while the natives get restless and burn and loot everything in sight.

  166. 166
    take a wild fucking guess says:

    “the equalities legislation”

    and which fucking court do you think acts in judgment upon fucking Eu legislation?

  167. 167
    Michael Mansfield says:

    About £3 Million a year

  168. 168
    The critics critic says:

    Nicely put

  169. 169
    Tom Catesby . says:

    Liebore loves the ECHR when it suits it.

  170. 170
    Tom Catesby . says:

    But the EUSSR makes our laws!

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    ‘ Shortlists ‘ are an offence to us little people of any gender.

    EU Directive EC a/34467895/2010

    Look it up.

    AAH, just realised that looking up might be consrtued as offensive to us little people too.

    Looking down may be deemed the same.

    You/We can’t win.

    Rory O’Kelpie – King of the Little people.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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