July 22nd, 2014

Live Like Chuka Umunna at the White House
Only £36,000 for the Summer Holidays!

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Chuka Umunna is not the only Labour front-bencher to be visiting the White House this summer. For the cheeky sum of £36,000 you can live like the Shadow Business Secretary for a week at Casa Blanca – his family’s villa in Ibiza is available to rent for £1,700-a-week. Unfortunately it is all booked out until September – so Guido will have to wait…

Click above to see inside the ‘spacious, airy’ 3000 square foot San Jose property, which boasts a private pool and is ‘situated within its own 1.5 acre grounds, in an elevated hill-side position. With parking for several cars, the villa is also surrounded by a large, natural pine garden and tiered flowerbeds.’  It’s recommended for a ‘Romantic Getaway’. You too can read “50 Shades of Grey” by the pool with a special friend… all a very long way from his Streatham constituency in south London.

No trashy types please…


119 Comments

  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    The politics of envy.

    So sad.

    “all a very long way from his Streatham constituency in south London.”

    Certainly the rents there seem a lot cheaper.

  2. 2
    Barraco Barner says:

    I wish I could be the American Chucka

  3. 3
    JH103932812-23-9210 says:

    How Jimmy must dream of being permitted to fan the British Obama as he sits resplendent by the pool.

  4. 4
    Mycroft says:

    Perhaps such is necessary to expose the Politics of Self-service.

    Ebola Umunna is soon to be seen by his own constituents as a free-loader, we at UKIP will see to that.

    His ambition will be tethered.

    Good.

  5. 5
    Jimmy says:

    All the best socialist leaders need a little getaway away from the plebs: Uncle Joe had his dachas, Adol f had his Eagle’s Nest. Buit I don’t think Miliband would fancy some “away from home” IN Eagle’s nest.

  6. 6
    JH103932812-23-9210 says:

    Does anyone fancy renting it for a week just to do the biggest, dirtiest shits possible in all the toilets?

  7. 7
    The two Muppets says:

    I wish I was a socialist .

  8. 8
    Mycroft says:

    Spaccer-ed doesn’t look as if he has a convincing w’nk in him let alone fluffing Ma’amselle Eagle a decent bit of Womb manipulation and the resultant flushed chest.

  9. 9
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    The Black Obama? The Black Rachman more like.

  10. 10
    Chukka Umunna says:

    Best bring your own Champagne though as the local Cava is best drunk by the Hoi polloi.

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    What is it about him that particularly upsets Lemon Party supporters?

    Can’t fathom it.

  12. 12
    Bobby Sands says:

    I’ll do it.

  13. 13
    Nick Clegg says:

    He is better at cooking jambalaya than I am.

  14. 14
    Thomas the Tank says:

    Stop blowing black smoke up my ass Guido.

  15. 15
    concrete pump says:

    ‘Read 50 shades of grey by the pool with a special friend’..?

    We’re not all Mike Handycock y’know…

  16. 16
    President Elect Umunna says:

    My fellow Britishers

    I speak for this great nation, from the Eastern seaboard to the West… prior to my inauguration….. when I stand in my Oval Office, before the Rose Garden… to ask not what you can do for your country but what you can do for me……..

    (sounds off – I’m a wanky doodledandy…..)

  17. 17
    Tony "only worth £20million" Blair says:

    We don’t allow riff-raff to join us, I’m afraid.

  18. 18
    Diane Abbott says:

    50 shades of Browning more like.

  19. 19
    Truth says:

    Ibiza? Bit trashy and celeby for me – girls falling out of cars drunk with no knickers on. Surprised Chucker doesn’t holiday in Marbs. His family money is dodgy enough.

  20. 20
    I gave up at chapter 4 says:

    And it’s a pretty very crappy book. Presumably E L James wrote it when she was about 12. Fortunately, I downloaded it illegally, so I didn’t have to pay for the f*cking thing.

  21. 21
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Socialism pays, with other people’s money.

    Now. I wonder why CMD has opened up the Litvinenko case, after all these years of stone-walling? Oh yes, Russia isn’t doing as the US, UK & the EU want.

  22. 22
    Pun intended says:

    I think you’d lose your deposit.

  23. 23
    seen buying from the chemist says:

    Guido is a buyer of petroleum jelly. Any ideas? Keep them to yourselves, please.

  24. 24
    The White House way says:

    Guido is wrong.

    Be quick and you can get it from the 30th august.

    http://www.homeaway.co.uk/p418744#calendar

  25. 25
    Must dash, I'm just soooo busy at the moment says:

  26. 26
    Sniffy says:

    What about renting it for a week so you pull off that trick where you hide prawns inside the curtain rails? Stinks the place out and the owner has no idea where the smell’s coming from.

    Unless he reads this blog.

  27. 27
    Jimmy says:

    Because the Courts made him do it. Do you think he wants to upset his donors?

  28. 28
    Bill Quango MP says:

    So silly season has well and truly started.

    Going to be a long summer.

  29. 29
    Paniagua says:

    If you had a decent watch that wasn’t all bling you wouldn’t have to.

    You’ll be getting gold teeth next.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

  31. 31
    Putin says:

    No it’s not.

  32. 32
    Putin, redeem thyself says:

    Come on Russia – come on Russia, get the Buk missile primed, please please please please please..

  33. 33
    PC Pleb says:

    We’d investigate all the toilets being blocked, but we’d have nothing to go on

  34. 34
    Paniagua says:

    As an ethnic white minority (born in the UK) I applaud this move.

  35. 35
    Only £5.00 a month to fuck chukkas hoose says:

    We ought to all chip in and run a raffle in Streatham just for the Roma community to win a week there all inclusive… I’d throw a fiver in!

  36. 36
    brown-dog says:

    Which ethnic minorities…as some will simply not be up to the job!

  37. 37
    If he doesn't like our country he should fuck off back to his own says:

    So decent competent white people will be brushed aside to make way for incompetent effnics.

    Nice.

  38. 38
    DO Tell, "Harrison" says:

    Owned by a tax-advantaged Jersey trust, no doubt.
    What’s the point in having one, if you don’t invest in something like THIS?

  39. 39
    Ithankyou says:

    There were some newly-weds who didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline.

    All their windows fell out.

  40. 40
    sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 Here.
    ,
    Its time to have a fully public enquiry into The FCO and MI6 along with Mi5 into their activities from S.I.S in Russia Murdering the Romanovs ,into all world wars .secret Murders of British and foreign individuals and groups.
    The monarchy in Britain is also engaged in SLAVERY ,as were all REGISTERED at birth, our parents are signing our ownership away to ,The monarchy ,bank of England ,the Rothschilds etc.
    The Part played ny the swiss banks during ww2 supplying and Propping up the allies and at the same time the Nazi Regime .
    The rothschilds also are financially supporting the Israeli armed forces,killing innocent Men women and children.

  41. 41
    Invest !!!! says:

    Have you watched the Spanish property market over the last 10 years?

  42. 42
    The White House way says:

    That’s odd. Conflicting details

    Caution is required with small children and the elderly due to steep steps down to the pool area.

    suitable for elderly or infirm

  43. 43
    Not as it seems. says:

    Concrete architecture, plastic chairs, cheap furnishings, matresses stained, beds squeaky. Pool in need of regular heavy chlorination treatment.

    Ants, mosquitoes and beetles are the building interior wildlife.

    Drinks cabinet empty.

  44. 44
    David Icke says:

    Dickhead it’s the lizards

  45. 45
    Mycroft says:

    Yep they do such a good job in Africa and India and Gaza… what could possibly go wrong!

    I think we’d all benefit from an Idi Amin at the MoD.

    Or…

    Perhaps we might get a Mugabe in DEFRA.

    Vote winner for sure, absolute vote winner… for us at UKIP.

  46. 46
    Control De Cucarachas- Ibiza SA says:

    No need it already smells of tea and rotten bananas.

  47. 47
    You're having a laugh! says:

    Having encouraged its new voters to come into the UK in the first place Liebour now expects YOU to pay them!

  48. 48
    House of Ill repute says:

    ‘Caution is required with small children’

    Better get Chukka to remove that.

  49. 49
    Tony Blair says:

    Did you say Coutts made him do it? They didnt tell me.

  50. 50
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    I’d didnt know the Eagles rented out their nests?

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

  52. 52
    Small Child says:

    I’m off to a wine & pasta party of the HoC as I didn’t know the difference between fettucine and fellatio.

  53. 53
    Lynn J. says:

    FABULOUS VILLA

    
    5 out of 5

    Casa Blanca is a beautiful villa and the views from the gigantic master bedroom terrace are stunning. I have rented many villas in ibiza over the years but this is the only one that came with a fully stocked fridge/food cupboards/bar, with the only stipulation that you replace what you use! What a fantastic idea especially when we arrived late at night and the nearest supermarket is shut. Angela the house manager is very helpful and any questions we had were answered quickly. She even gave us the number of a local taxi driver who can find the place.
    The villa is secluded and private and is very well equiped and spotlessly clean.

    The location is perfect as is close to both Ibiza town and San Antonio and the local village of Sant Josep has some great restaurants. Its only a short drive to KM5 and The Blue Marlin which are also definate plus points.

    All in all would efintely recommend the villa, although be aware there is no air conditioning, which didnt bother us as large fans are provided, and theres lots of huge doors and windows which let the breeze in.
    Review Submitted: 06-Jul-2012
    Date of Stay: Jun 2012
    Source: HomeAway

  54. 54
    Michael Barrymore says:

    Very private you say, with a pool… Luvverly

  55. 55
    Sir Humphrey Appleby says:

    “While this may sound like a good idea, Shadow Minister, there are other matters to consider, such as the question of whether in fact they can actually do the job– though I am well aware many question that already, with regard to those in there now. But this is a political matter, and one which the voters of your constituency have reposed their confidence in you to be able to tackle. I can but advise. I live to serve, sir.”

  56. 56
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Myself & @edballsmp…

    @edballsmp and I… is not only shorter (Twitter). It is better English and more polite.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  57. 57
    A very supset former Labour Party member says:

    What is it about him? Hmm.. His £2.5K suits? His offshore taxdodging? His rank hypocrisy?

  58. 58
    wly OFawns says:

    Did the old Jimmy get made redundant or did he find a new job being a Sainsbury’s car wash operative, this new Jimmy replies back to the commentary, the old Jimmy just left his inkmarks and crayonmarks and did a few more comments and disappeared for the day, not too sure if this is refreshing or has Jimmy forgotten his lefty profile.

  59. 59
    Mycroft says:

    Doesn’t up me at all, he’s just another duplicitous polly with the added ingredient of wanting to make a name of himself, to such an extent he edits his own Wiki.

    In simple terms… he’s f’cking vile.

    But he’s not alone, I’m not picking on little Ebola… the entire Labour party stinks of rotten fish and bad eggs.

  60. 60
    THE LABOUR PARTY says:

    Tory Millionaires , Tory Millionaires , Tory Millionaires, Tory Millionaires , Tory Millionaires

    Tax breaks for the rich , Tax breaks for the rich , Tax breaks for the rich, Tax breaks for the rich , Tax breaks for the rich

  61. 61
    Graham Swift says:

    Another champagne fucking socialist.All the bloody same.

  62. 62
    visibly shaken says:

    next labour govt should implement means tested mp’s salaries to encourage more working class mps.

    possibly using the tuition fee model they introduced in the blair years.

    discuss…

  63. 63
    And He's complaining about the spare bedroom subsidy? says:

    Bathrooms:

    3 Bathrooms

    Master ensuite – Toilet , Bath with Shower , Bidet
    Mezzanine – Toilet , Bath with Shower , Bidet
    Ground Floor Shower – Toilet , Shower Enclosure

    Bedrooms:

    3 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6
    Master – 1 Extra Lg. Double Bed , Ensuite bathroom
    Mezzanine Double – 1 Large Double Bed , Ensuite bathroom
    Mezzanine Twin – 2 Single Bed , Ensuite bathroom

    Master bedroom with king size bed, has fitted wardrobes and an en-suite bathroom. Sliding doors lead onto a private terrace with table and two chairs, and further large roof terrace. Mezzanine twin bed, fitted wardrobes. Bathroom shared with Mezzanine Double, also with fitted wardrobes.

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Truthspeaker says:

    “Dashing” from DC to speak to business people? Really?

    Didn’t Guido tell us that he turned up only at the fag-end of the FT drinks party for business movers and shakers a few weeks ago when almost everyone had gone?

    Liebour’s view of business is very straightforward. Employers are there to be taxed to fund the Liebour welfare programme and regulated so as to provide jobs for Liebour drones.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    He's a fucking Racist says:

    Isn’t it illegal for a politician to employ staff on a racist basis?

  68. 68
    Mycroft says:

    Use it or lose it.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Daves imaginary sanctions against Russia

    Never going to happen , the EU is so far up Putins arse they cannot afford to upset the murdering bastard
    Holland is the biggest importer of Russian goods
    well by the end of the week they will be the biggest importer of Russian murder victims

  71. 71
    nmj says:

    He breathes.

  72. 72
    visibly shaken says:

    why only 8%?

    is he saying the rest will try and impose extremist ideology?

    nacist

  73. 73
    Mornington Crescent says:

    :-)

  74. 74
    Jimmy says:

    They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

    They’re wrong.

  75. 75
    visibly shaken says:

    tsk

    umuna ALWAYS puts himself first

  76. 76
    Ed Milipede says:

    Chuka Umunna is a smug, hypocritical, self-centered, out of touch champagne socialist, who is always engaging in phony outrages and scaremongering tactics to win votes. I hope he gets mugged, and robbed of his money and clothes in his own constituency.

    He’s half Nigerian and I never trust Nigerians, who are liars, smug, thieves, worldwide druggies, materialistic, money obsessed, racists, hateful people, who pretend to be good Christians. I hope Boko Haram targets those sorts of people.

  77. 77
    Chuka out Umunna says:

    Chuka Umunna is a smug, hypocritical, self-centered, out of touch champagne socialist, who is always engaging in phony outrages and scaremongering tactics to win votes. I hope he gets mugged, and robbed of his money and clothes in his own constituency.

    He’s half Nigerian and I never trust Nigerians, who are liars, smug, thieves, worldwide druggies, materialistic, money obsessed, racists, hateful people, who pretend to be good Christians. I hope Boko Haram targets those sorts of people.

  78. 78
    pigs in space says:

    Yes Ockham, but not narcissistic or egotisical enough for Chucky, he’s not going to put a trashy c-list wannabe’s name ahead of his own

  79. 79
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Anyone who defiles the English language in such a brazen manner, for egotistical purposes or otherwise, is never going to make it onto my A-list, the only one which matters to me.

    Before anyone tries to make capital out of this, I regard it as a necessary condition, but not a sufficient one, to speak Her Majesty’s English properly.

    Vote UKIP and God Save The Queen :-D

  80. 80

    Isn’t this the home fit for a Monopoly Dictator. Stinking of capitalism and racism white house – white ugggghhh!

  81. 81
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It is a common failing in all immature people.

  82. 82
    Brian J. says:

    You know, if I supported a different political party, I’d send Chuck a piece of my mind! But he says that I apparently don’t know how them there Intertubes work. (By the way, did he ever get his own email account unclogged?)

  83. 83
    Squeeze The Ordinary Bloke In The Street Untill The Pips Squeek says:

    As with all politicians I guess he shares the very worthwhile perk of HMRC not bothering to look toooo closely at this holiday income!!

  84. 84
    Chuka says:

    See if I care.
    As UKIP voters can’t work t’internet then they won’t read this blog.

  85. 85
    Google's little Helper says:

    This is the Link you are looking for.

    http://www.homeaway.co.uk/p418744#summary

  86. 86
    Rupert says:

    This Chuka guy will never get piles. He’s the perfect arsehole

  87. 87
    Rupert says:

    Movers and shakers always sounds like a euphamism for wanking and is there a bigger wanker than Chuka?. Becky says it’s at least 10 inches

  88. 88

    Naah yah can keep your villas in “ibitha” look at it ? No character !!

    Give me a good session with one of the ladies at the Streatham Massage Emporium any day .

    ( just behind St Leonard s Church –unless Chukka s closed it down )

  89. 89
    Rupert says:

    You should see the beaut I dropped in the dunnee this morning. Times like that when I miss Wendi, coming in humping the buckets of Flash to drown the bleeders

  90. 90

    Vote UKIP THEN God Save The Queen.

  91. 91

    What a combination – the Politics of Envy meets the Politics of Hypocrisy.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    He ain’t no po’boy.

  93. 93
    Dave the pleb says:

    Why should we be surprised anymore? Just about all Labour MPs have private healthcare and send their kids to private schools. Chuckup is simply a bigger hypocrite than most, with his Saville row suits and private villas, that’s all.

  94. 94
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Jimmy doesn’t understand the word “hypocrisy.”

    Like all lefties he’s very, very, very thick and chooses to ignore facts that don’t match his piss poor narrative.

  95. 95
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I thought we told you to fuck off?

  96. 96
    Chuka POO-munna says:

    Chuka Umunna is a smug, hypocritical, arrogant, self-centered, lying champagne socialist, just like his Labour Party colleagues.

    Its no surprise he’s half Nigerian, and deserves to be mugged in his own constituency or kidnapped by BOKO HARAM.

  97. 97
    Sir Walter Tyrell says:

    Did you get your quarterly bonus for outstanding performance in the Middle East Peace Envoy business, Tony?

  98. 98
    Mr Quelch says:

    I don’t have enough money to be a socialist.

  99. 99
    One, 2, miss a few, 99, 100! says:

    Movers and shakers? Isn’t that a Removals firm staffed by alcoholics?

  100. 100
    Stu says:

    Oxygen thief as well as a trougher, lock him up.

  101. 101
    Ed Balls, shadow minister for Wonganomics says:

    No problem – just so long as the answer isn’t more than twelvety.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Are you rushing to judgment or have I missed something? The booking website instructs prospective clients to contact Patricia (his mother) or Chi Chi (his sister). There is no mention of Chuka. He may therefore have no financial interest in this property and be a bona fide socialist after all.

  103. 103
    Ockham's Razor says:

    @GOM

    God Save The Queen is ultimately more important but, to do it, requires UKIP first. We do not disagree.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  104. 104

    Typical champagne socialist. Is it not held under a limited company as well?

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Lie down dear and turn out the light.

  106. 106
    Silvio Burlesqueconi says:

    It’s simply not big enough to host my bunga bunga parties!

  107. 107
    Benefits Bill says:

    This poseur is obviously a dedicated hard working, hard handed socialist from deprived roots fighting for his oppressed brothers, Halleferkinluya Amen!!

  108. 108
    MayfairMagFan says:

    Sponsored post?

  109. 109

    On top all that he has the charisma of a potato,and the personality of a plank plus I think he is a friend of Dorothy ,not that there is owt wrong with that but I think we should be told

  110. 110

    Have a look next time Fatbott is on Andrew Neil late at night,her face is much blacker than her cleavage which she likes to display all the time.methinks she actually blacks up a bit .

  111. 111
    An American empty-headed bimbo (race immaterial) says:

    I have always dreamed of owning a flat at the top of a hill – Streatham Hill. Great views over Brixton too,

  112. 112
    An American empty-headed bimbo (race immaterial) says:

    Nah, it is probably just a spot of sunburn.

  113. 113
    An all-English home grown empty-headed bimbo (race immaterial) says:

    Oh my! “Dashing’ is the very last word that comes to mind when describing Mr Leader of HM’s Opposition Party.

    PS: also from above, wtf would anybody want to help save the queen after she signed her goodself and the rest of us into the slavery of the Communist EU organisation?

    PPS: Vote UKIP, it is the only answer to get us out of it all permanently.

  114. 114
    compo hunter says:

    i’m gonna rent it, trip up a step and break my toe and sue chumpa for all he’s got

  115. 115
    diane abbott says:

    how dare you,

  116. 116
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Its only illegal if they employ white British, heterosexual people on racial grounds.

  117. 117
    inside out says:

    Soon the whole country will be like Tower Hamlets.

  118. 118
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Splendid!

  119. 119
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Who sorted the interior for Chuka? Can’t have been him – so short of bling and gangsta accessories. ‘Don’t look in the fridge. Amin to say, a man could lose his head’


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