July 22nd, 2014

Grumbles at the Dave’s BBQ

“No10 summer barbecue last night – cross between a wake (sacked and overlooked) and a stag party (or hen party!) for newly promoted” tweeted Mark Pritchard this morning. While Dave has enjoyed a spectacular turn around in party unity over the last year, there are some jolly bruised members either still on the backbenches, or unwillingly back there. How was the PM’s small talk, Guido asked a few Tory MPs. “Sheepish” says one. “Haughty” said another. Happy holidays!


64 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

    Dave’s problem is that, like Blair, no one will respect him once he’s finished.

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    • 4
      Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

      In my experience if you start cooking beef burgers wearing a white cotton shirt you are heading for trouble.

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    • 8
      Googlies says:

      I will, he had the courage to take on the job of clearing up labours mess.
      Labour obviously want to wait until there is money in the coffers that they can steal. Deliberately losing with the current labour front bench!

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      • 16
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

        Bring back the workhouse for all these parasites. I’m sick of paying so much tax.

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      • 29
        Lord Wellard of No Apologies says:

        He’s taken it on alright, but he’s still spending far more than he’s taking in taxes – stealing money from Brits who aren’t even born yet. He’s done nothing useful about the huge amount of immigration that continues to blight the quality of life of native Britons and dilute British culture and values. Over and above that, he’s continued to welch and prevaricate on the democratic right of the people to express their view on Britain’s membership of the EU and the nonsense we have to put up with from an overly activist judiciary that gold plates and extends ECHR laws, again, against the will of the people. Dave is nothing but a careerist middle-of-the-road opportunist.

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      • 38
        Vote Tory, get unlimited immigration. says:

        True up to a point; he had the courage to take on the job of clearing up Labour’s mess, but then he decided it was too difficult and so he chose to sit back and legalise gay marriage, instead. Meanwhile, the national debt doubled, immigration increased, and our EU contributions increased, too, the wheels of government fell off and the economy bumped long at the bottom for four years.

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    • 13
      SamCam says:

      Hm mm

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    • 24
      Edward Snowden, The Guardian's hero says:

      At least he’ll not be appearing at The Hague in 20 or so years time.

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    • 54
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      No sane person ever respected Blair or Cameron!

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    • 56

      What a pillock the man is . No sense of occasion .

      Barbecue night . End of term . Time for in his favourite phrase “chillaxing” and what does he wear ? Polo shirt ? Chinos ? Slip ons ?

      No chance . Uptight buttoned shirt and tie even though he s clearly sweating his bollox off .

      Oh and BTW –did we the taxpayer fund the meats and the “quaff” — no change there then …

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    He probably didn't eat any Pork says:

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    • 37
      Carlo Gambino says:

      Blimey – you must be the only person that’s ever come on here and believed Cam the Sham.

      Go and sit on the gullible f*ckwit stool.

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      • 60

        S’all under control Carlo . We re getting him ready for the final mix of slurry that will finish the last pillar on the New Jersey Turnpike as we speak , capo….

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    The Badger in the Parlour says:

    How was the PM’s small talk, Guido asked a few Tory MPs.

    “Sheepish” says one. Says another, “Dozy Dave milked it for what it was worth. He talked a lot of bull, and they were all understandably cowed”.

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  5. 6
    Heston Bloomenjoo says:

    We did a special ‘Signature’ Twat burger for the event they were £39.00 each just like Iain’s breakfast

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  6. 10
    Daveykins, your friend in number 10 says:

    I love the smell of BBQ former cabinet minister in the morning

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  7. 12
    Pervert Watch says:

    jolly bruised members?

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  8. 15
    Nick Clegg says:

    Ingredients
    For the burger
    540g/1lb 3oz minced beef chuck steak
    25g/1oz chopped coriander
    1 onion, chopped
    1 tbsp Dijon mustard
    1 free-range egg yolk
    1 tbsp olive oil
    salt and freshly ground black pepper
    To serve
    4 slices mature Cheddar
    4 tbsp mayonnaise
    ½ iceberg lettuce, shredded
    4 ciabatta rolls
    1 red onion, sliced
    1 beef tomato, sliced
    Preparation method
    Place all the burger ingredients in a mixing bowl and stir to combine. Using your hands, shape into four equal-sized patties.
    Preheat the grill to hot. Cook the burgers under the grill for 15 minutes, or until cooked through, turning once.
    Top each burger with a slice of cheese towards the end of the cooking time.
    Before serving, mix together the mayonnaise and lettuce. Cut the ciabatta rolls in half and toast under the grill on both sides.
    Top the bottom halves of the ciabatta rolls with the lettuce and mayonnaise, followed by a slice of tomato.
    Arrange the burger and cheese on top of the ciabatta, followed by a slice of red onion. Top each burger with the other halves of the ciabatta rolls and serve.

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    • 20
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      Dear Nick, when you get that job at MacDonalds, you will discover that these are not the ingredients you are looking for. Just take ball of mince, fling at wall, if it sticks, remove from wall and grill…don’t forget the “Have a Nice Day” bit…you really must practice.

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      • 34
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        Unfortunately Nick you will have to work your way up to a 5* MacDonald’s General which takes applying agreed principles. This could be beyond your abilities.

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    • 62

      OK Cleggers you and your catering team can knick it on the head now and piss off half an hour early as all the washing and bottlewashing looks as if it s been done .

      My man will pay you in folding Scottish Pound Notes as we agreed. Come to the tradesman s entrance at 10 o’clock will you …

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  9. 17
    Ghost of Lady Thatcher says:

    Dave

    You sacked the only principled Conservatives your cabinet, Gove and Patterson to appease the Blob, and promoted Wimmin hoping you could do a Blair and count on their lack of other career options to guarantee their loyalty to you.

    you are playing Neville Chamberlain to Boris’ Churchill.

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    • 53
      Realist says:

      You were doing ok, until you mentioned “Boris’s Churchill”. Oh dear, he’s got you fooled has he?. Just start thinking a little.

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  10. 21

    Just an FYI: We are in a J’uly crisis of sorts, 100 years since the last one:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_Crisis

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  11. 22
    Chef Top Tip says:

    Chefs

    Always keep a bottle of your jizz to hand.

    Just in case Nick Clegg walks in to eat and you can’t get it up.

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  12. 28

    “Should the Tory Party suspend taking donations from companies owned by Russians.”

    [lord cashcroft of selize. he really said this]

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    • 33
      Red Len says:

      As opposed to Russian controlled Unions.

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    • 48
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Brilliant. Just brilliant Jimmy.

      If you only weren’t such a dull, unfunny, hypocritical lefty twat people on here might start to take notice of your amazing posts.

      How’s that Middle East peace envoy getting along? You know, your hero the warmonger.

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  13. 35
    Diane Hugebott says:

    Any Whaleburgere going?

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  14. 44

    Dave, burning while MPs fiddle……

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  15. 47

    Forced fun is no fun

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  16. 50
    Sovietsalami63 says:

    Sovietsalami63 here ,
    the United States and Britain is now going to pay for the. Romanov Murders .

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  17. 55

    Grilled Bacon Butties, ennit?

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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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