July 21st, 2014

What is Happening to Miliband in the White House Right Now

“Give him a bottle of milk.”

Courtesy of In The Loop.

117 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    At least Kinnock got “Hi, Mr Ambassador…..”

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    • 37
      WTF??? says:

      They are implanting the electrodes to control him when he becomes PM.

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    • 48
      Ed Who? says:

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      • 58
        LabourNutter says:

        Which one’s supposed to be Miliband?

        “Give him a Rubik’s cube.”

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      • 94
        Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

        So how does the new Bollocks Obama feel about the note left by Labour’s Treasury chief secretary Liam Byrne in 2010 stating “Dear Chief Secretary, I’m afraid there is no money. Kind regards – and good luck! Liam.”? The tit seems to think that we don’t know the Socialist Dogma (and penchant might I add) to re-write history. #1st Class Cock-stand.

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    • 49
      Fava beans and Bolinger says:

      A nurse who fantasised about killing and eating a teenage girl has been convicted of sexual grooming. Dale Bolinger, 58, bought an axe the day before he planned to meet the girl, whom he groomed online. In conversations on a website, Bolinger, who will be sentenced in September, described sex acts he wanted to perform on her and how he would murder her and prepare her “for the table”.

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    • 56
      táxpáyér says:

      http://www.climatedepot.com/2014/07/19/new-paper-finds-only-3-75-of-atmospheric-co2-is-man-made-from-burning-of-fossil-fuels-published-in-atmospheric-chemistry-and-physics/

      New paper finds only ~3.75% of atmospheric CO2 is man-made from burning of fossil fuels – Published in Atmospheric Chemistry and Physics

      3.75% of 0.03%

      CAGW is weaker than homoeopathy.

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      • 75
        The Growler says:

        There is one gas that is far more heat absorbing, methane, and there is an awful lot of methane trapped in the Russian thundra perma frost, when that slowly melts methane will be slowly released, I don’t know if you girly boys saw that article about a large burning hole in the ground in Russia, it was ignited 40 years ago and it is still burning, the hole is 60 meters across, now becoming a tourist destination.

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      • 86
        Anonymous says:

        What leads you to conclude that 3.75% is an insignificant contribution?

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        • 100
          Lesser-Spotted Siberian Tree Frog says:

          Cities have a warmer climate than the Countryside does. FACT. So why is it that our Climate Fascists refuse to pursue the ‘human element’ of CC whilst ignoring the increasing population of the UK? Just how many new Roads, Houses, Misc Buildings, etc. are needed to be built just to accommodate our expanding population? I feel like the Gay Rights groups, as well as the Feminazis, are all well and good when it comes to preaching to those that it can pussy-whip, but are PATENTLY AFRAID when it comes to confronting any/all religions about their beliefs. Where are they when it comes to protesting outside of Mosques or Catholic Churches about their perception of Women and Gays? NOWHERE is where they are. Nowhere. Opportunistic, self-serving gobshites.

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    • 68
      Ed Who? says:

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      • 98
        Isalm is Pea Snot says:

        Chukka is a prime mentalist in waiting, some say an Englistanish Obama clone, hence his self-deluded ramblings.

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    • 107

      A bottle of Milk ??!!

      Do they think he is Larry the Cat ??

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  2. 2
    Obamalamadingdong says:

    If Miliband looks like a weird twat in Englanistan, he’s going to look a thousand times weirder in the land of the military-industrial complex.

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    • 10
      Not Interested says:

      Particulary, as at this very moment his party is in the HOC acting like Hamas Cheer Leaders.

      That should really impress the USA. Miliband is just padding his CV ready for the inevitable demise.

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      • 20
        Ed Labour Leader Forever! says:

        Please don’t say that we want Labour to keep him as leader for at least another Parliament. He really does have a chance of being the last Labour Leader ever and we should all support that.

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    • 60
      táxpáyér says:

      Think the equal but mislaid by MSM warning about the scientific technical elite is more apt.

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    • 78
      Jack Ketch says:

      Obama’ kids were r e a l l y looking forward to meeting Grommit, they will so upset.

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    • 105
      The two Muppets says:

      Obama knows that it was Miliband who backed Putin and Assad
      against the West recently in the Commons.

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      • 110
        Anonymous says:

        And don’t we know who – until he ‘resigned’ – was backing the US arming of the ‘Free Syrian Army’ and ISIS terror gangs?

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  3. 3
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    The snubbing started in America

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    • 38
      Gordon McBreath says:

      Well, It did for me..Aye’ll naye forget ma’ snubbin’!
      Obama Beach dinnae gimme a wee kiss when ah corralled him in the privy. He were sore afrae o’ma rhollin’ tongue.

      An ah looked like a big cream puff. Thanks for nothin’ Obummer! Ya spineless goon.

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  4. 4
    Not Interested says:

    What Miliband does on his holidays is of no interest to me. Are there not more important things going on in Parliament at this very moment!

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  5. 5
    Olwyn Jones says:

    Somebody call this number and tell them Milliband is a droid with evil intentions

    Then we can see what kind of secret magnetic pulse weapon they use on him

    U.S. Secret Service
    Office of Government and Public Affairs
    245 Murray Drive,
    Building 410,
    Washington, DC 20223
    202-406-5708

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    • 9
      Eric Schön says:

      It’s not a very secret service if they give away their address and postcode.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 11
        Eric Schön says:

        .. and phone number.

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      • 32

        Irish Secret Service is world’s best.

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      • 84
        Jack Ketch says:

        The US Secret Service is not a REAL secret service, their main job is counterfeit currency detection. As at least 20% of all dollar bills in circulation are dodgy, they are not very good at that. Their other job is to protect National Leaders–since they took over the job from the Scottish Gentleman Mr Pinkerton, there have been 25 attempted assassinations of US leaders of which the Secret Service has foiled just two, the others resulting in the death or wounding of their charges or prevention by other agencies or individuals.
        Rubbish CV, what?

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        • 95
          conspiracy follower says:

          Their main moment was when an agent in the car behind Kennedy`s, got an assault rifle out from under the seat on Elm Street. After Oswald`s second shot, Kennedy`s car accelerated, as did the following car, overbalancing said agent who pulled the trigger and blew half of the President`s head off. Its the only theory that fits the facts.

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    • 19
      We have your ip address says:

      No e-mail?

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    I say boy!!

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  7. 7
    Sizzla says:

    He’s a lame duck who’s coming to the end of his term as leader.

    As for Obama, he’s probably busy with Russia, Israel, the economy and the other things that actually matter.

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Is short money being used for this trip? No additional tax payer money should be wasted on Milibands Jolly.

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  9. 13
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    I was privileged enough to make President Obummer a drink of water in the kitchen

    I spilled it and started to cry and lash out, some nice men in dark glasses fitted me n a lovely orange suit and took me to DVD barn before deporting me
    This was the rock on which i forged the anglo american alliance

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    • 83
      The Growler says:

      Gordy what can the Yanks have wanted from the UK, all they have got are the gambling houses in the east of London, now the UK is no longer required as a stationary aircraft carrier having moved further eastwards, no coal mined, oil running out, iron and steel reduced, chemicals reduced, there is nothing that they could want from the UK.

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  10. 14
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Isn’t Obama playing golf then ?

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  11. 15
    EC1 PhD says:

    The beeboids are currently on tenterhooks waiting with their BREAKING NEWS banner and twitterfeed that Miliband has had an audience with Obama. Given the crap going on in the world, that’s pretty sad for a publicly funded, public service broadcaster.

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  12. 16
    Gordon 'Five Snubs' Broon says:

    Just mention my name, Ed. That’ll get you in tight with them.

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  13. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Has he chased Obama through the kitchen yet :-)

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  14. 21

    “Another option being considered would be “broadening the number of individuals who are subject to sanctions to include the so-called crony group around President Putin””

    [philip hammond threatens to bite the hand that feeds. a nation holds its breath]

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    • 31
      Jimmy says:

      Lubov Chernukhin, a banker, is believed to have paid £160,000 for the lot.

      Conservative party headquarters refused to comment on the identify of the wealthy tennis challenger. The Mayor of London’s spokesman said the sale of the match was “a party matter’” and referred inquiries to party headquarters, as did Downing Street.

      But lawyers for Vladimir Chernukhin, her husband and former chairman of the Russian state bank Vneshekonom, said: “Mr Chernukhin attended the Hurlingham Club event with his wife, Lubov Chernukhin. Mrs Chernukin is a Conservative party member and supporter. Mrs Chernukhin bid on the lot to which you refer. Mrs Chernukhin’s bid was successful.”

      The auction was conducted by Hugo Swire, the foreign minister and former Sotheby’s director, who volunteered Lynton Crosby, Conservative party election director, and Lord Feldman, the party’s chairman, as ball boys for the tennis match.

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    • 102
      Lesser-Spotted Siberian Tree Frog says:

      And if the UK was in the wrong and they implemented sanctions on Cameron and his ‘crony group’ we’d find that most of the leaders of the Civil Service, Big Business, Banks, Quango’s, the Military, Fire Service, Police, NHS, Councils, etc would be on the list. (oh, and let’s not forget a brace of University Dons and most MP’s (on both sides)). PS. Don’t forget the Monarchy either!

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  15. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Looks like Dave has learned from Blair and got the security forces to trigger a potential bomb threat in parliament.

    That’ll knock Miliband-Obama off the news :-)

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    • 29
      Julian The Wonderhorse says:

      Tanks to Heathrow, that’ll do it

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    • 30
      BBC Annoucement says:

      President Obama’s meeting with Ed Miliband will be on our news bulletins even if Parliament is blown to smithereens.

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      • 50
        BBC 4 Labour says:

        You are going to get to love the weird tw@ eventually…… We’ll make sure of that.

        Even if we have to fill every bloody channel with pictures of him holding pretty baa-lambs….

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      • 63
        táxpáyér says:

        That Emperor Zero is currently the least popular president ever is probably not going to make the MSM “news”.

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      • 69

        OK. Would it help if the BBC went away, instead? It’s only an idea but it seems to be such a waste of perfectly good explosives on an historical building when, at least, if the Beeb can shift one load of tossers to Manchester it could manage sending the rest to somewhere really unpleasant, like Gaza. It would give their broadcasting that “edgy” look with incoming artillery rounds and HE missiles from helis. And that special voice the reporters have developed when someone from Hamas or Al Quaeda is written off with a particularly good inswinging missile would sound so much more authentic if it was for the last newsreader who got there’s at the very desk the present reader is sat at! Oh yes.

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    • 90
      The Growler says:

      They have heard that a chap calling himself Guy Fawkesy, not believed to be his real name, wearing a silly mask and last seen in the cellars of the HoC

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  16. 24
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    Hulloo David Im in the rose bushes give me a wave

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    • 91
      The Growler says:

      Gordy watch out for the cat poo, I believe that the rose garden is the Downing Street cat’s favourite lavy.

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  17. 25
    The most amusing claim ever ?? says:

    Whilst in the US will he meet with the man who should have been Leader of the Labour Party and who the majority of the PLP voted for….his brother ??

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    • 109
      Full PR is called such because it's REPRESENTATIVE of what the Public Voted for.. says:

      Talking FPTP BS again sunshine. Do keep up the good work of preserving Democracy here in the UK..

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  18. 26

    The young pretender will never get the level of respect that his brother gets

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  19. 27
    POTUS says:

    We start bumming in five minutes!

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  20. 33
    concrete pump says:

    Ball cupping..?

    Shaft licking..?

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  21. 34
    Ed Miliwit says:

    OMG! He’s just like a black Chuka Umunna!

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    • 39
      Gordon wheres your troosers says:

      You mean he fucked Lucinda Berger

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      • 92
        The Growler says:

        Gordoon where is your kilt everyone wants to see you swinging your kilt about in the House, but spare them their blushes by wearing undies

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  22. 36
    Derek says:

    Leon, party tonight, my place, you know the drill.

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  23. 39
    Rightie wanking himself into a fury over footage of dead Pali kids and women says:

    At least five people have been killed and 70 injured by an Is*aeli strike on a hospital in Gaza, Palestinians say. Doctors say several tank shells hit the hospital’s reception, intensive care unit and operating theatres.

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  24. 42
    Anonymous says:

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    • 45
      bob says:

      As long as they are not showing the information, whats wrong.

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      • 111
        Anonymous says:

        What is wrong is – as MSM have repeatedly told us – that this is the site of a major crime. Then again, as long as this can be blamed on Putin, does it REALLY matter if the evidence is protected? Think about it.

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    • 46
      Gordon wheres your troosers says:

      Did they get the watch and gold fillings?

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    • 65
      Vlad the Bad says:

      Come on, 25,000 people get killed in road accidents in Russia every year and 5,000 in the Ukraine. Not to mention all the people who die falling off ladders. So that kind of puts 290-odd getting killed in a BUK anti-aircraft missile accident into context doesn’t it?

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      • 82

        I know Comrade. It makes a change from road-rage. A bad day at the Office and you just pull over your BUK and give a passing Zil a couple of missiles. It is so cathartic. And you get invited to all sorts of wild parties. You can raffle off who gets to press the red button next.

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  25. 43
    Stevie G-Plan says:

    I’m resigning from international football.

    That way I shall manage to prolong my footballing career and be able to play a full part in Liverpool’s Champions league and Premier league titles.

    And also ..because, in the last two England tournaments, I was unbelievably shit.

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  26. 51
    ex Tory Voter says:

    Yes, I stopped watching the 30 second spam.

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  27. 54
    Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells says:

    AM I alone in being disgusted that the bodies of 1st class passengers on flight MH17 were put into standard class railway-carriages for transportation to an unknown destination?

    Really, after paying top whack to turn left on entering the plane don’t expect to be tossed in with the riff-raff!

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  28. 62
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    Obamah is a fine young man (buns of steel) and young Ed is in good company

    Could anybody introduce me to that delightful young twink in the video?
    I am under the Yew tree, speakers corner most Wednesday evenings
    all keen young men are welcome
    Gerald Kauffman will be in the bushes with chris bryant waiting to swallow your salty political emmisions

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  29. 66
    Tom Mein says:

    Milliboy just wants to get the Washington part of the trip over so that he can get to the real photo-ops in Disneyland, Florida.
    The supporters back home will love it.

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  30. 73
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  31. 101
    I'm Going To Meet Bawack says:

    brb LOL perhapth I’ll meet that Michelle woman who’th alwayth tho pithed off

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  32. 103
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Stupid little man, he’s visiting the wrong city. Obummer is a loser and going down the pan fast. He always was a crook and liar and now the chickens are coming home to soup, sorry, roost.
    New York, New York – that’s where the Kosher Nostra is and they will pay good money to see one of their own in Downing Street.

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  33. 106
    generic taxi driver says:

    obama probably has him and his aides bent over the oval office desk using them as a toast rack!

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  34. 115
    Anonymous says:

    “What is Happening to Miliband in the White House Right Now”
    He’s in a dangerous game of Scrabble with the administration. Who are contesting the realness of his five letter word “Gitmo”.

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“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

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