July 21st, 2014

What is Happening to Miliband in the White House Right Now


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    At least Kinnock got “Hi, Mr Ambassador…..”

  2. 2
    Obamalamadingdong says:

    If Miliband looks like a weird twat in Englanistan, he’s going to look a thousand times weirder in the land of the military-industrial complex.

  3. 3
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    The snubbing started in America

  4. 4
    Not Interested says:

    What Miliband does on his holidays is of no interest to me. Are there not more important things going on in Parliament at this very moment!

  5. 5
    Olwyn Jones says:

    Somebody call this number and tell them Milliband is a droid with evil intentions

    Then we can see what kind of secret magnetic pulse weapon they use on him

    U.S. Secret Service
    Office of Government and Public Affairs
    245 Murray Drive,
    Building 410,
    Washington, DC 20223

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    I say boy!!

  7. 7
    Sizzla says:

    He’s a lame duck who’s coming to the end of his term as leader.

    As for Obama, he’s probably busy with Russia, Israel, the economy and the other things that actually matter.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Is short money being used for this trip? No additional tax payer money should be wasted on Milibands Jolly.

  9. 9
    Eric Schön says:

    It’s not a very secret service if they give away their address and postcode.

  10. 10
    Not Interested says:

    Particulary, as at this very moment his party is in the HOC acting like Hamas Cheer Leaders.

    That should really impress the USA. Miliband is just padding his CV ready for the inevitable demise.

  11. 11
    Eric Schön says:

    .. and phone number.

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown's low-carbon economy says:

    And I hope Miliband’s going to plant lots of trees to offset the CO2 emissions of his trip, too.

  13. 13
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    I was privileged enough to make President Obummer a drink of water in the kitchen

    I spilled it and started to cry and lash out, some nice men in dark glasses fitted me n a lovely orange suit and took me to DVD barn before deporting me
    This was the rock on which i forged the anglo american alliance

  14. 14
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Isn’t Obama playing golf then ?

  15. 15
    EC1 PhD says:

    The beeboids are currently on tenterhooks waiting with their BREAKING NEWS banner and twitterfeed that Miliband has had an audience with Obama. Given the crap going on in the world, that’s pretty sad for a publicly funded, public service broadcaster.

  16. 16
    Gordon 'Five Snubs' Broon says:

    Just mention my name, Ed. That’ll get you in tight with them.

  17. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Has he chased Obama through the kitchen yet :-)

  18. 18
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    Short money ? DWARFIST !!

  19. 19
    We have your ip address says:

    No e-mail?

  20. 20
    Ed Labour Leader Forever! says:

    Please don’t say that we want Labour to keep him as leader for at least another Parliament. He really does have a chance of being the last Labour Leader ever and we should all support that.

  21. 21

    “Another option being considered would be “broadening the number of individuals who are subject to sanctions to include the so-called crony group around President Putin””

    [philip hammond threatens to bite the hand that feeds. a nation holds its breath]

  22. 22
    David Axlegrease says:

  23. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Looks like Dave has learned from Blair and got the security forces to trigger a potential bomb threat in parliament.

    That’ll knock Miliband-Obama off the news :-)

  24. 24
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    Hulloo David Im in the rose bushes give me a wave

  25. 25
    The most amusing claim ever ?? says:

    Whilst in the US will he meet with the man who should have been Leader of the Labour Party and who the majority of the PLP voted for….his brother ??

  26. 26

    The young pretender will never get the level of respect that his brother gets

  27. 27
    POTUS says:

    We start bumming in five minutes!

  28. 28
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Preferably with himself under one.

  29. 29
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    Tanks to Heathrow, that’ll do it

  30. 30
    BBC Annoucement says:

    President Obama’s meeting with Ed Miliband will be on our news bulletins even if Parliament is blown to smithereens.

  31. 31
    Jimmy says:

    Lubov Chernukhin, a banker, is believed to have paid £160,000 for the lot.

    Conservative party headquarters refused to comment on the identify of the wealthy tennis challenger. The Mayor of London’s spokesman said the sale of the match was “a party matter’” and referred inquiries to party headquarters, as did Downing Street.

    But lawyers for Vladimir Chernukhin, her husband and former chairman of the Russian state bank Vneshekonom, said: “Mr Chernukhin attended the Hurlingham Club event with his wife, Lubov Chernukhin. Mrs Chernukin is a Conservative party member and supporter. Mrs Chernukhin bid on the lot to which you refer. Mrs Chernukhin’s bid was successful.”

    The auction was conducted by Hugo Swire, the foreign minister and former Sotheby’s director, who volunteered Lynton Crosby, Conservative party election director, and Lord Feldman, the party’s chairman, as ball boys for the tennis match.

  32. 32

    Irish Secret Service is world’s best.

  33. 33
    concrete pump says:

    Ball cupping..?

    Shaft licking..?

  34. 34
    Ed Miliwit says:

    OMG! He’s just like a black Chuka Umunna!

  35. 35
    concrete pump says:

    Are you alluding to the old joke…

    “I’m a member of the Irish secret service”, said Murphy “and I don’t care who knows it”.

  36. 36
    Derek says:

    Leon, party tonight, my place, you know the drill.

  37. 37
    WTF??? says:

    They are implanting the electrodes to control him when he becomes PM.

  38. 38
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Well, It did for me..Aye’ll naye forget ma’ snubbin’!
    Obama Beach dinnae gimme a wee kiss when ah corralled him in the privy. He were sore afrae o’ma rhollin’ tongue.

    An ah looked like a big cream puff. Thanks for nothin’ Obummer! Ya spineless goon.

  39. 39
    Rightie wanking himself into a fury over footage of dead Pali kids and women says:

    At least five people have been killed and 70 injured by an Is*aeli strike on a hospital in Gaza, Palestinians say. Doctors say several tank shells hit the hospital’s reception, intensive care unit and operating theatres.

  40. 40
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    You mean he fucked Lucinda Berger

  41. 41
    H*rvey Pro*tor says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! SPLOOGE.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

  43. 43
    Stevie G-Plan says:

    I’m resigning from international football.

    That way I shall manage to prolong my footballing career and be able to play a full part in Liverpool’s Champions league and Premier league titles.

    And also ..because, in the last two England tournaments, I was unbelievably shit.

  44. 44
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    Its a pal ruse, those children detonated those shells that were hidden in pans stuck on their heads in A&E

  45. 45
    bob says:

    As long as they are not showing the information, whats wrong.

  46. 46
    Gordon wheres your troosers says:

    Did they get the watch and gold fillings?

  47. 47
    Ham + Ass says:

    please help the people of gaza

    Send rockets

  48. 48
    Ed Who? says:

  49. 49
    Fava beans and Bolinger says:

    A nurse who fantasised about killing and eating a teenage girl has been convicted of sexual grooming. Dale Bolinger, 58, bought an axe the day before he planned to meet the girl, whom he groomed online. In conversations on a website, Bolinger, who will be sentenced in September, described sex acts he wanted to perform on her and how he would murder her and prepare her “for the table”.

  50. 50
    BBC 4 Labour says:

    You are going to get to love the weird tw@ eventually…… We’ll make sure of that.

    Even if we have to fill every bloody channel with pictures of him holding pretty baa-lambs….

  51. 51
    ex Tory Voter says:

    Yes, I stopped watching the 30 second spam.

  52. 52
    rick says:

    Not really.

  53. 53

    Take Wayne Rooney with you.

  54. 54
    Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells says:

    AM I alone in being disgusted that the bodies of 1st class passengers on flight MH17 were put into standard class railway-carriages for transportation to an unknown destination?

    Really, after paying top whack to turn left on entering the plane don’t expect to be tossed in with the riff-raff!

  55. 55
    táxpáyér says:

    NHS nurse?

  56. 56
    táxpáyér says:


    New paper finds only ~3.75% of atmospheric CO2 is man-made from burning of fossil fuels – Published in Atmospheric Chemistry and Physics

    3.75% of 0.03%

    CAGW is weaker than homoeopathy.

  57. 57
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Run by its director Mick O’Sad.

  58. 58
    LabourNutter says:

    Which one’s supposed to be Miliband?

    “Give him a Rubik’s cube.”

  59. 59
    visibly shaken says:

    journo – it seems to me that their will soon be more schools than children in the gaza strip.

    hamas – good. more room to store our rockets.

  60. 60
    táxpáyér says:

    Think the equal but mislaid by MSM warning about the scientific technical elite is more apt.

  61. 61
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    He’s a lame duck who’s coming to the end of his term as leader.

    As for Miliband…

  62. 62
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    Obamah is a fine young man (buns of steel) and young Ed is in good company

    Could anybody introduce me to that delightful young twink in the video?
    I am under the Yew tree, speakers corner most Wednesday evenings
    all keen young men are welcome
    Gerald Kauffman will be in the bushes with chris bryant waiting to swallow your salty political emmisions

  63. 63
    táxpáyér says:

    That Emperor Zero is currently the least popular president ever is probably not going to make the MSM “news”.

  64. 64
    LabourNutter says:

    By the way, does an overflight of Air Force One count as a “brush by”?

  65. 65
    Vlad the Bad says:

    Come on, 25,000 people get killed in road accidents in Russia every year and 5,000 in the Ukraine. Not to mention all the people who die falling off ladders. So that kind of puts 290-odd getting killed in a BUK anti-aircraft missile accident into context doesn’t it?

  66. 66
    Tom Mein says:

    Milliboy just wants to get the Washington part of the trip over so that he can get to the real photo-ops in Disneyland, Florida.
    The supporters back home will love it.

  67. 67
    Roy Hattersley raving old queen says:

    Did you note the quality of the body bags?
    I wouldnt be seen dead in one of those,my late friend gianni versace ran me up a lovely waterproof silk number that travels everywhere with me

  68. 68
    Ed Who? says:

  69. 69

    OK. Would it help if the BBC went away, instead? It’s only an idea but it seems to be such a waste of perfectly good explosives on an historical building when, at least, if the Beeb can shift one load of tossers to Manchester it could manage sending the rest to somewhere really unpleasant, like Gaza. It would give their broadcasting that “edgy” look with incoming artillery rounds and HE missiles from helis. And that special voice the reporters have developed when someone from Hamas or Al Quaeda is written off with a particularly good inswinging missile would sound so much more authentic if it was for the last newsreader who got there’s at the very desk the present reader is sat at! Oh yes.

  70. 70
    Holy **** says:

    Why of course….you find some charming people employed in Belson Burnham’s death camps.

  71. 71

    Is that where Proctologists got their title from?

  72. 72
  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Online Facebook password hack on browser no download no survery

  74. 74
    The Growler says:

    That has not been mentioned so it maybe a private hospital nurse or even an agency nurse, Bollinger isn’t that Fawkesy’s fav. bubbly, especially when bought for him.

  75. 75
    The Growler says:

    There is one gas that is far more heat absorbing, methane, and there is an awful lot of methane trapped in the Russian thundra perma frost, when that slowly melts methane will be slowly released, I don’t know if you girly boys saw that article about a large burning hole in the ground in Russia, it was ignited 40 years ago and it is still burning, the hole is 60 meters across, now becoming a tourist destination.

  76. 76
    Jack Ketch says:

    Hospital food gets worse.

  77. 77
    The Growler says:

    Yup, anyone remember “cold fusion” ?

  78. 78
    Jack Ketch says:

    Obama’ kids were r e a l l y looking forward to meeting Grommit, they will so upset.

  79. 79
    The Growler says:

    Do you mean the IRA they weree more less licenced to kill and did

  80. 80
    The Growler says:

    “Gordon Brown’s low-carbon economy” I thought it was DC’s low-carbon economy?

  81. 81
    The Growler says:

    There, there John, he didn’t mean all those nasty things he said about you

  82. 82

    I know Comrade. It makes a change from road-rage. A bad day at the Office and you just pull over your BUK and give a passing Zil a couple of missiles. It is so cathartic. And you get invited to all sorts of wild parties. You can raffle off who gets to press the red button next.

  83. 83
    The Growler says:

    Gordy what can the Yanks have wanted from the UK, all they have got are the gambling houses in the east of London, now the UK is no longer required as a stationary aircraft carrier having moved further eastwards, no coal mined, oil running out, iron and steel reduced, chemicals reduced, there is nothing that they could want from the UK.

  84. 84
    Jack Ketch says:

    The US Secret Service is not a REAL secret service, their main job is counterfeit currency detection. As at least 20% of all dollar bills in circulation are dodgy, they are not very good at that. Their other job is to protect National Leaders–since they took over the job from the Scottish Gentleman Mr Pinkerton, there have been 25 attempted assassinations of US leaders of which the Secret Service has foiled just two, the others resulting in the death or wounding of their charges or prevention by other agencies or individuals.
    Rubbish CV, what?

  85. 85
    General Sir Walter Walker says:

    We only did that in rehearsal four our Coup.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    What leads you to conclude that 3.75% is an insignificant contribution?

  87. 87
    Irish virus says:

    Hello, I’m an Irish virus.

    Please would you delete all the files on your PC for me.

    Thanks very much.

  88. 88
    The Growler says:

    Not as good as

  89. 89
    The IRA says:

    Garda intelligence is wonderful. We know all about it.

  90. 90
    The Growler says:

    They have heard that a chap calling himself Guy Fawkesy, not believed to be his real name, wearing a silly mask and last seen in the cellars of the HoC

  91. 91
    The Growler says:

    Gordy watch out for the cat poo, I believe that the rose garden is the Downing Street cat’s favourite lavy.

  92. 92
    The Growler says:

    Gordoon where is your kilt everyone wants to see you swinging your kilt about in the House, but spare them their blushes by wearing undies

  93. 93
    Keitho says:

    Too soon?

  94. 94
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    So how does the new Bollocks Obama feel about the note left by Labour’s Treasury chief secretary Liam Byrne in 2010 stating “Dear Chief Secretary, I’m afraid there is no money. Kind regards – and good luck! Liam.”? The tit seems to think that we don’t know the Socialist Dogma (and penchant might I add) to re-write history. #1st Class Cock-stand.

  95. 95
    conspiracy follower says:

    Their main moment was when an agent in the car behind Kennedy`s, got an assault rifle out from under the seat on Elm Street. After Oswald`s second shot, Kennedy`s car accelerated, as did the following car, overbalancing said agent who pulled the trigger and blew half of the President`s head off. Its the only theory that fits the facts.

  96. 96
    Jesus says:

    Every time you show pictures of dead kids, Hamas has its propaganda victory and even more incentive to put kids in harm’s way. Since you lefties know this but do it anyway it is you who are the child killers. It is probably you who wanks off over dead kiddy pics too since you seem to have ready access to so many.

  97. 97
    Hannibal Rectum says:

    I prefer my ‘Tipples’ aged 20 years or over.

  98. 98
    Isalm is Pea Snot says:

    Chukka is a prime mentalist in waiting, some say an Englistanish Obama clone, hence his self-deluded ramblings.

  99. 99
    Say no to tinfoil says:

    Say no to tinfoil.

  100. 100
    Lesser-Spotted Siberian Tree Frog says:

    Cities have a warmer climate than the Countryside does. FACT. So why is it that our Climate Fascists refuse to pursue the ‘human element’ of CC whilst ignoring the increasing population of the UK? Just how many new Roads, Houses, Misc Buildings, etc. are needed to be built just to accommodate our expanding population? I feel like the Gay Rights groups, as well as the Feminazis, are all well and good when it comes to preaching to those that it can pussy-whip, but are PATENTLY AFRAID when it comes to confronting any/all religions about their beliefs. Where are they when it comes to protesting outside of Mosques or Catholic Churches about their perception of Women and Gays? NOWHERE is where they are. Nowhere. Opportunistic, self-serving gobshites.

  101. 101
    I'm Going To Meet Bawack says:

    brb LOL perhapth I’ll meet that Michelle woman who’th alwayth tho pithed off

  102. 102
    Lesser-Spotted Siberian Tree Frog says:

    And if the UK was in the wrong and they implemented sanctions on Cameron and his ‘crony group’ we’d find that most of the leaders of the Civil Service, Big Business, Banks, Quango’s, the Military, Fire Service, Police, NHS, Councils, etc would be on the list. (oh, and let’s not forget a brace of University Dons and most MP’s (on both sides)). PS. Don’t forget the Monarchy either!

  103. 103
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Stupid little man, he’s visiting the wrong city. Obummer is a loser and going down the pan fast. He always was a crook and liar and now the chickens are coming home to soup, sorry, roost.
    New York, New York – that’s where the Kosher Nostra is and they will pay good money to see one of their own in Downing Street.

  104. 104

    Last week over 700 arabs, men. women and children, died in Muzzy-on-Muzzie fighting just in Syria alone. Figures for the holocaust in Iraq are not yet available. Strangely, the anti-Semitic MSM and dhimmies like you forbear to mention this.

  105. 105
    The two Muppets says:

    Obama knows that it was Miliband who backed Putin and Assad
    against the West recently in the Commons.

  106. 106
    generic taxi driver says:

    obama probably has him and his aides bent over the oval office desk using them as a toast rack!

  107. 107

    A bottle of Milk ??!!

    Do they think he is Larry the Cat ??

  108. 108
    PPA says:

    He’s in the washroom Mr President. Reading “Blood Feud” which some jerk left there.

  109. 109
    Full PR is called such because it's REPRESENTATIVE of what the Public Voted for.. says:

    Talking FPTP BS again sunshine. Do keep up the good work of preserving Democracy here in the UK..

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    And don’t we know who – until he ‘resigned’ – was backing the US arming of the ‘Free Syrian Army’ and ISIS terror gangs?

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    What is wrong is – as MSM have repeatedly told us – that this is the site of a major crime. Then again, as long as this can be blamed on Putin, does it REALLY matter if the evidence is protected? Think about it.

  112. 112
    Musco Vite says:

    You jest of course – but I concede that you are in fine fettle at the moment!

  113. 113
    Stan Collywobble says:

    Give ‘em a good slapping.

  114. 114
    Sick lefty fucktard spotta says:

    Sick lefty fucktard

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    “What is Happening to Miliband in the White House Right Now”
    He’s in a dangerous game of Scrabble with the administration. Who are contesting the realness of his five letter word “Gitmo”.

  116. 116
    cynic says:

    He could practice by hitting Milliband’s balls – if he had any.

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