July 21st, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


185 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave Spart says:

    Not the finest.

  2. 2
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Is she going to Hi-Five the Blob?

  3. 3
    Cabinet Minister says:

    I’m in an abusive relationship.

    On the plus side, it’s me that does the abusing!

  4. 4
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My daughter has had three English teachers during this academic year.

    Just what is Mr Morgan going to do about this ?

  5. 5
    John from Newcastle says:

    5/4 says not a lot.

    21/20 says FA.

  6. 6
    Dave Spart says:

    Stop English people working in Wales?

  7. 7
    Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

    The sooner this contract ends the better.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    STOP JOCKS WORKING!!!!

  9. 9
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Hoping for a safe night for all Israeli soldiers currently fighting in the Gaza Strip. Stand strong Israel. Am Yisrael Chai

  10. 10

    My niece graduated from Owain Glyndwr University in Wrexham with a joint Honours degree in Media Studies and Bottlewashing in 2010.

    Since then apart from a six week assignment as a lifeguard on a beach in Corfu she has been unemployed.

    She has debts of 26k and has had no fewer than 12 letters from her Bank this year asking for payment.

    I know it is unfair to blame Morgan for this one but the real issue is that what has been going on is a scandal and it has nothing whatsoever to do with religion.

  11. 11
    Ever Hopeful Joe Public says:

    Has she got a decent cleavage and a nice arse? If so, with her degree she can have a job washing glasses in our local village pub any time.

  12. 12
    Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

    Education should be free or very cheap. However, your niece seems to have made some poor decisions. A sh1t degree has never been a passport into a decent job.

  13. 13
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Teacher unions are the left wing of the labour party charged with brainwashing our children with marxist ideology – any and all changes, however good for the children, proposed by the Tories will be resisted. Change will only come with the sacking of all ‘Pilgrims’ and the automatic deductions from teacher salaries in favour of the lefty unions. The teacher unions are a cancer that needs to be purged

  14. 14
    Mick Haugh says:

    We need to sack the 10% worst-performing teachers every year.

    That’ll clear out the dross who should not be in contact with the nation’s children.

  15. 15
    Blobby says:

    Would you like a new face?

  16. 16
    Blobby says:

    Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    Simon Cowell has donated nearly $150,000 to the Israeli Defense Forces.

    The American Idol alum pledged the money at a gala for the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces in Beverly Hills, which was hosted by billionaire, Haim Saban.
    The organization writes on their website, “The Israeli government is responsible for training IDF soldiers and providing them with the necessary tools for their service. FIDF is committed to providing these soldiers with love, support, and care in an effort to ease the burden they carry on behalf of the J*wish community worldwide.”
    The Mirror writes, “Cowell, 54, is also planning a secret trip to Israel soon as he embraces the J*wish faith of girlfriend Lauren Silverman, 36, who is expecting his baby. And although he was raised as a Roman Catholic, his father Eric was J*wish – believed to be another factor influencing his decision to visit Israel.”
    Although Cowell has expressed little interest in religion, his donation could kick up a storm because of the events raising havoc in the Middle East.
    In addition to Cowell’s $150,000, the gala brought in $ 20,565,840 to go to the FIDF.

    Well done Simon,good chap.

  18. 18
    Getting bored with all this says:

    Yeah, but finish the job this time. Once and for all.

  19. 19
    Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

    Erm..Israel does not need external funds for it’s army FFS!!??

  20. 20
    albacore says:

    These days there’s no call to to consult this “Blob”
    A minister hanging on to his job
    Must crawl on his knees to the E U mob
    Then talk through his arse instead of his gob

  21. 21
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Wet fart Cam hasn’t got the balls.

  22. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    As more and more of the world’s 7 billion (and rising) people demand a Western standard of living, which means an ever increasing demand for energy and mineral resources coupled with a finite dwindling supply, it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to predict the future of the human race as soon as demand outstrips supply.

    1. Resource wars breakout (some of which could go nuclear).

    2. Governments try to enforce rationing leading to riots.

    3. Governments ban and confiscate all motor cars,commercial airliners etc in order to prioritise remaining fuel for mechanised agriculture (combine harvesters and tractors).

    4. Mechanised agriculture eventually grinds to a halt and mass starvation ensues.

    5. Only about 1 in 50 people survive to end up living a feudal agricultural existence, exactly as we did before the industrial revolution.

    6. The human race remains in this state until we are wiped out by a passing comet/asteroid or the Sun becomes too hot for life on Earth.

    Game Over!

    There are already signs that the tipping point (demand exceeding supply) has been reached for oil & gas.

    1. Fracking for gas is gathering pace worldwide.

    2. The USA is desperately dipping into its oil reserves.

    3. No new major reserve finds have occured since 2002.

    4. A majority of existing fields are well past peak production (including the big 5 Saudi fields).

    5. All UK households must by law have smart meters fitted by 2020 (ready for government monitoring and rationing etc).

    http://www.oildecline.com/

  23. 23
    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    My worry is this. The Wetservative Party dump Cam after the lost election next year & install a new chinless toff – Gideon or Boris in his place.

    Where is the candidate of the right?

    FFS, the right must get organised NOW.

    No David Davies fuck up again please.

    Nominations?

  24. 24
    Dai Django. says:

    Yvonne if you are actually in Clydach then then you’ll be happy to hear that socialist controlled Welsh Assembly is responsible for your daughters education. You working tonight?

  25. 25
    You need a holiday says:

    The BBC just had Osborne on interviewing him over the pensions changes, she gave him no hard questions, he didn’t answer one question and just went off blindly talking about hard working people etc , I see why I won’t be voting Conservative in May 2015, it was just like listening to Bliar or Broon, yuk!.

  26. 26
    Eric Schön says:

    I’m not certain about the bloke with the apple (might be Ringo Starr), but the blob is definitely Baroness Ashton.

  27. 27
    You need a holiday says:

    Is this your monthly repeating yourself Monday, I don’t care , I don’t give a fck, humans since the dawn of time have fought over resources and energy, humans will carry on fighting until something more powerful than themselves stop them.

  28. 28
    Mr Snotty says:

    They don’t!

  29. 29
    Yeesh, my life says:

    How can you tell that hamas is losing?

    The useful idiots of the extreme left/SWP/CND rent a rabble are out demonstrating their support for systematic abuse of women and the persecution of Gays. Perhaps hamas will invite them to attend the next Gay pride rally in Gaza? Or maybe not.

    The loony left stayed at home as tens of thousands of civilians were murdered by allies of hamas, were unmoved at the plight of ‘Palestinian’ human shields, didnt care about the beheadings and the crucifixions and murder of children in Syria and Iraq. But when Israel tries to defend itself then out they come to shout and scream about human rights, total hypocrites.

  30. 30
    Cheetah says:

    I think we’ll all become vegetarians and live in tree houses, like Tarzan. Which would be cool because the women would all wear skimpy leather bikinis as they swing from tree to tree! Wow! What’s not to like? Obviously, life wouldn’t be worth living if your tree house is near Dianne Abbott’s, but other than that I can see only positives.

  31. 31
    Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

    He was interviewed by Justin Webb (a man)??

  32. 32
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Putin on the plane crash “These incidents should serve to unite people”

    Yes you beady eyed twat , just like you are trying to unite Ukraine

  33. 33
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Pay me the jizya, infidel !!

  34. 34
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

    Send her to me: there’s always a future for girls like that in the Liberal Democrat party.

  35. 35
    David "PPE" Cameron says:

    Really? I’ve got a Mickey Mouse degree and I got to be PM!

    Spiffing!

  36. 36
    Mother Nature says:

    Quite right. Humans did a small scale trial run and fucked up Easter Island — now they’re doing the same to the entire planet.

    Fuck the lot of them. The future is cockroaches and ants.

  37. 37
    Dave Spart says:

    The drawing of Noel Edmonds is pretty good though.

  38. 38
    Mr Galloway says:

    Bonky Moon, chief ignoramus of the Untied Nations, here,s a suggestion:

    Stop whining.

  39. 39
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Dumb people can’t oppose evil lefty regimes.

    Keep softening up the strong-minded, keep dumbing down successive generations and we shall eventually overcome the educated elites.

  40. 40
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    As for the splodge of colour at the top of the page

    Haven’t a fucking clue , Back to Skid @ Marks old ways

  41. 41
    Nigel Farage says:

    Hello?

  42. 42
    Dave Spart says:

    It’s for its soldiers not the army.

  43. 43
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    http://rt.com/news/174268-ukraine-mh17-crash-putin/

    Putin showing himself to be the calm,thoughtful,international statesman in contrast to his reactionary,buffoonish Western counterparts Camoron,OBumma etc. :-)

  44. 44
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BURY BAD NEWS.

  45. 45
    Nigel Mirage says:

    He’s my hero.

  46. 46
    Dave Spart says:

    Stalin gave off a similar aura.

  47. 47
    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:

    Eh ?

  48. 48
    Brainwashing Republican Army says:

    Lucky your kids aren’t being educated in west Belfast….you’d have the Sinn Fein education minister giving them ‘Bobby Sands bursaries’ at their end of year prize ceremony.
    All very Hamas-like.

  49. 49
    Dave Spart says:

    Nuclear power will solve all this shit.

  50. 50
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With America and Europe in terminal decline it is essential that Britain leaves the EU immediately and gathers together the Commonwealth heads of state in a summit to which the heads of the BRICS nations should also be invited.

    Then the Commonwealth heads of states and BRICS leaders can sign a trade/financial/military pact and ensure an end to the dollar/euro/IMF/World Bank/NATO hegemony.

  51. 51
    Nigel Farage says:

    What about when women cut up their ex’s suits and throw his belongings into the street? That’s a bit controlling?

    Nasty people behave nastily – male and female.

  52. 52

    John Baron did look ok at one stage, but he’s disappeared. Missed his chance.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Field of Dreams.

  54. 54
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Dave, the greatest appeaser since Chamberlain.

  55. 55
    Fog says:

    By ‘free’ you mean paid for by tax payers?

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    You know I’m “green”. Ask any MP.

  58. 58
    concrete pump says:

    Chicken sandwiches provided..?

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Nuclear powered aircraft, really?

    The terrorists will just love that.

    9/11 would have made the fallout from Chernobyl look like a tea party :-)

  61. 61
    Confucious the Voter says:

    Electoral Commission not fit for purpose.
    What exactly is the purpose of this quango and how much money does it squander on our behalf?

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    She should find a boy of her own age, and stop molesting older men.

  63. 63
    Cinna says:

    TRy getting them to start first.

  64. 64
    John Bellingham says:

    Who are these Aardvarking People? Are they like that Meercat?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    You follow the strategy of Jack Welch then, or do you work for GE.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    I’d pay him to go to Gaza and mince about like that.

  67. 67
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    How will mechanised agriculture cope without oil?

    http://www.wolfatthedoor.org.uk/mainpages/agriculture.html

  68. 68
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Sounds like he dresses to the left. The Palis and Hamas will deal with him.

  69. 69
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    OUCH! > Video of IDF eliminating the palestinian terrorists that infiltrated Israel this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiLAaRovLs

  70. 70

    He does wear his keffiyeh well though

  71. 71
  72. 72
    Ever Hopeful Joe Public says:

    Give me another pint to calm my nerves. When she turned up she had a black pointy hat, one front tooth, and a broomstick clamped between her scrawny thighs.
    We would still have taken her on though, since we be a bit desperate around here, but then she started talking in Welsh FFS

  73. 73

    Wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble.

  74. 74
    The nations arses says:

    PPE, eh ? W’re tickled pink.

  75. 75
    Cambridge Rules O.K. says:

    Even worse, you went to that converted poly. called Oxford.

  76. 76
    f'cukwits corner says:

    you really are a grade A arsehole

  77. 77
    Typical Teacher says:

    Wot’s 10%? Is that a fraction or summink?

  78. 78

    As long as appointments to the Electoral Commission are made or approved by the Speaker’s Committee it cannot be an independent body and is therefore doomed to be ineffective.

  79. 79
    Jean-claude Junket says:

    Stop wriggling and hold your cheeks apart as I told you.

  80. 80
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Stop drinking the Kool-aid it has clearly addled your brain :-)

  81. 81
    Jesus says:

    It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Hamas to hit anything with its missiles.

  82. 82
    John Bellingham says:

    Judging by the way that fool fumbled around trying to change the mag. on his rifle–he should go back to selling fruit and veg.

  83. 83
    Big 'Al' Alla h says:

    I have willed it

  84. 84
    Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

    I mean people investing in their future, educating doctors and architects and engineers. Yes, I do mean that. Why?

  85. 85
    Skippy says:

    Good odds, are you a mathematics educator? 😬

  86. 86
    Righties says:

    Putin should be left alone. So what he murdered over 300 innocent people? At least his regime is nicely doing away with bumboys. Something we should introduce her. We want only good clean heteros in our politics, family men like Harvey Proctor and Crispin Blunt. I hope Harvey finally finds the right girl to settle down with.

  87. 87
    Jesus says:

    Alcohol is a fuel and the 1 in 50 that survive will be able to produce plenty of it. Since about 48 out of the remaining 49 that don’t make it will be ragheads and chimps, the new world will be one of logic and decency and technology will be both commonplace and ever evolving.

  88. 88
    Yet more EU bollocks says:

    So when Europhiles say that being in the EU gives Britain a louder voice on the world stage, it is a load of Bollocks.

    It actually means that Cameron has no voice and he must speak through the mouth of Baroness Ashton she has to clear it with Frau Merkel first.

  89. 89
    The Growler says:

    What’s this, going back to kiddie winkie hour now to pass a comment on Nicky Morgan, whoever she is, no wonder they haven’t sign it.

  90. 90
    f'cukwits corner says:

    bet the R part of BRICS will be first to sign up you cretin

  91. 91
    Mr Galloway says:

    Remember every single death of both sides could have been avoided if Hamas were not so blood thirsty for conflict.

  92. 92
    The Growler says:

    Be careful or the little woman might just lose it and perform a Bobbit job on you when you least expect it, there is nothing like a woman scorned.

  93. 93

    Why should the old commonwealth give a stuff about what happens to Britain after years of betrayal starting with the traitor Heath.
    They cannot even enter the UK without visas , the same country that their fathers and grandfathers were willing to give their lives for, being forced to queue up at immigration alongside third worlders while the nationals of previously hostile countries are waved through with hardly a glance .

  94. 94
    Correct says:

    ZioLoons: apart from being the biggest hypocrites and whiners, they are also the most successful beggars in the World. They get more money from the US than yanks themselves do.

  95. 95
    A rude awakening for the nay sayers says:

    Profile on 4 covered Nicky Morgan last week. Those who think that she ios a light weight are in for a rude awakening.

    Those who know her expect her to lead the Conservative party and become the second female PM of Britain.

    [audio src="http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/radio4/profile/profile_20140719-1917a.mp3" /]

  96. 96
    Rab C Nesbitt says:

    “In further bad news for the First Minister, he’s lost his long-running battle with the Telegraph to keep the list of five-star hotels where he and his ministers have jollied during foreign trips – the much-delayed response to the Telegraph’s FOI reveals that Mr Salmond and his ministers have spent £56,652 at 183 overseas hotels since taking power in 2007 – 64 of which were five-star and a further 100 four-star. Mary doll.”

  97. 97

    There is noi need to survive without oil there is plenty of the fucking stuff!

  98. 98
    FO says:

    Getting rather bored with the Izzy fanatics spamming this place.
    WTF are they doing on a BRITISH political blog?

  99. 99
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Alcohol requires vast land use, land which can no longer be used to grow crops for food. So you still get mass starvation.

  100. 100
    The Growler says:

    DC knows all about pasties and where to get them

  101. 101
    Dave Spart says:

    What’s wrong with that you fascist?

  102. 102
    Righties says:

    She voted against gay marriage. Hurrah! We hope she also says all darkies should be deported or killed and then we’ll finally have someone to admire apart from Grick Niffin.

  103. 103
    Know yourself says:

    Your obsessed homo’s and tuff guys.

  104. 104
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Yeah it grows on trees, just like the magic money tree.

    Stop drinking the Kool-aid, as it has clearly addled your brain :-)

  105. 105
    FO says:

    Quit spamming this blog, Shlomo.
    Even Tabloid readers have twigged that you are the baddies.

  106. 106
    Who cares where he stayed, it's a scotch thing says:

    Indipendence for Scotchland

  107. 107
    Dave Spart says:

    Without oil there’d be no terrorists.

  108. 108
    Nice try but the facts are says:

    She voted for civil partnerships, she is not anti gay, her Christian beliefs are that marriage is a male and female partnership and it should not be redefined by the state.

  109. 109
    WTF??? says:

    Heil! Izrael ueber alles! Long live ze chewish master race!
    How dare these inferior Goy object to having their land taken and being herded into conc.. refugee camps!

  110. 110
    Much Less than 10,000 actually says:

  111. 111
    Dave Spart says:

    There’s plenty of available land. The entire population of the planet could stand shoulder to shoulder on the Isle of Wight.

    Stop exaggerating you Big Girl’s Blouse.

  112. 112
    WTF??? says:

    They could have been avoided if you hadn’t started squatting Palestine and herding millions of Palestinians into refugee camps at gunpoint, you sick, twisted Loon!

  113. 113
    Is it wrong to Tweet at a funeral? says:

  114. 114
    The Growler says:

    Just read the Master’s life history on Wikipedia, there you will see the reason, the Master follows the money and Geedes follows the Master.

  115. 115
    Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

    Does he know what we do to nice boys like him ?

  116. 116
    A says:

    Or tell all their girlfriends lies about their husband for them to be repeated and spread?

    The state really should not interfere in domestic disputes unless violence is occurring, the rest should be a civil dispute.

  117. 117
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    My sons teacher is fucking Polish.Whats she going to do about that?

  118. 118
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Because the British people have been hoodwinked by successive traitorous governments.

    But now finally the people are beginning to wake-up to that fact.

    I agree any new British leader must apologise for the betrayal of our Commonwealth partners by traitors like Heath etc.

  119. 119
    Dave Spart says:

    It’ll be free once IDF has neutralised the Hamas.

  120. 120

    Not the funniest….

  121. 121
    Dave Spart says:

    Feeble grasp of history there.

  122. 122
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    So why are the Welsh people still paying taxes and sending money to Westminster ?

  123. 123
    The only difference is a sun tanning says:

  124. 124
    Dave Spart says:

    I thought black was supposed to have an apparent slimming effect.

  125. 125
    The Growler says:

    And before that you were prepared and groomewd (now the girls I don’t mean it that way) at Eton College

  126. 126
    Diane Fatbott says:

    I was never any good at maths but I certainly know how many ( postal ) votes I need to get re-elected.

  127. 127
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Fucking Poles in class?

    The dirty bugger :-)

  128. 128
    A Ukrainian fighting a lonely battle says:

    They were saying that about the blonde woman (whose name I have forgotten ) last week.

    Perhaps whoever it is will become the first woman PM of the independent State of England .

  129. 129
    A smaller State is the answer not a larger police state says:

    It won’t stop at porn. Laws always creep. Give it a few months and posting pictures of an Ex looking silly or pulling a face or badly dressed will also be pursued by the lawyers.

    Keep the state out of LIFE.

  130. 130
    The Growler says:

    You sound as you would may the ideal politico, not many politicos have degrees in maths and the sciences, PPE’s just like Dave that is what gets you into the HoC.

  131. 131
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I suppose they will be passing legislation to call a dog a cat and a cat a dog next.

    This is what Oxbridge is all about.

  132. 132
    Mirror on the wall says:

    It does. You should have seen her before she got changed for the funeral.

  133. 133
    Correct says:

    The problem is that they undermine democracies by coercing western Politicians to their twisted, blatantly unethical cause, putting it mildly.

  134. 134
    The Growler says:

    “Then talk through his arse instead of his gob ” but isn’t that what they do anyway?

  135. 135
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s not the people that need vast land areas to live in, but the crops to produce alcohol and food that require vast land use.

    The more land given over to alcohol, the less there is for growing crops.

    The world population will have to fall, either by birth control or mass starvation.

  136. 136
    Dominique Strauss-Kahn says:

    Hey, that’s my line!

  137. 137
    Correct says:

    You are suuuch a slimy hypocrite, Shlomo. You forever whine on about how the UN was coerced into “recognising” Izz nation status but when it comes to complying with the rest of the world’s resolutions you think you are so above the UN that you hold the world record in disregarding the world
    FOD!

  138. 138
    3rd degree says:

    No, that’s not true. Oxbridge is about PPE degrees and bumming.

  139. 139
    Schlamassel says:

    Oy Vey! Arbeit macht Gaza Frei! Ehrlich!

  140. 140
    The Growler says:

    The Fawkes’s like that sort of fuel but they will have to learn not to spill it over themselves.

  141. 141
    3rd degree says:

    I wonder if there was Gospel singing at Uncle Benn’s funeral?

  142. 142
    ... says:

    Grasp some reality, hypocrite:

    http://www.unrwa.org/

  143. 143
    Vladimir Putin the Great says:

    Who is this Baroness David Ashton?

  144. 144
    Dave Spart says:

    Hamas is the one undermining democracy. They seized power in Gaza by bloody force and then attack Israel (a democracy) with the intention of bringing down retaliation on their own people, with a view to gaining the support from gullible fools in the West like you.

  145. 145
    Point of order says:

    Who are BMI, so I can boycott them?

  146. 146
    Dave Spart says:

    The world population will have to fall, either by birth control or mass starvation.

    Which is precisely the answer to your perceived problem.

  147. 147
    Dave Spart says:

    It does. Have you never heard of palm oil?

  148. 148

    Which one has private dental care?

  149. 149
    The Growler says:

    We have still got coal but the past skills in mining have now been lost, can you imagine any of todays yoof getting their hands dirty. It would be no good try to mine where the old pits were as they left too much junk down below wotrth millions if not billions of pounds, previous roadways would have collapsed.

  150. 150
    Dave Spart says:

    You mean the science is settled?

  151. 151
    Dave Spart says:

    Stuff your propaganda, bozo.

  152. 152
    J. Fred Muggs says:

    A few weeks back UKIP nutters on this and other sites were praising Putin as tough guy super patriot unlike Liblabcon etc etc. By the way-whatever happened to UKIP?

  153. 153
    Dave Spart says:

    The worst part was seeing Owen Jones curled up in a foetal position near the coffin plaintively whining, “I want his pipe”.

  154. 154
    Jimmy Savile deceased says:

    It is at times like this I am glad I am single.

  155. 155
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    I having a bit of trouble imagining Fatbot in a treehouse.
    Climbing into one? No.
    Being winched? Possibly.

    It would have to be a very strong tree though.

  156. 156
    Bollocks says:

    Link please.

  157. 157
    The Growler says:

    The Cons would have to chose someone who is acceptable to the the general electorate, and at the moment there are not a lot who would come to mind, a lot of the present lot have some sort of baggage (not well liked ). If the Cons do get a working majority (which I doubt at present) getting rid rid of Dave Boy would bring about the none elected leader just as Gordoon was called after B’Liar resigned.

  158. 158
    Bollocks says:

    Plenty of spare land in Saudi – why can’t they live there instead of camps?

  159. 159
    The Growler says:

    I have a super dooper whizz idea, why not privatise MPs and minister’s pensions, you know it makes sense, Dave and Ozzie want to privatise everyone else’s pension, if it so good, why not privatise theirs.

  160. 160
    Bollocks says:

    Yes we can all guess why he protesteth too much.

  161. 161
    Bollocks says:

    Fascist.

  162. 162
    KKK says:

    WTF are you doing supporting the Palestinians? Bet you were the first to say we should keep out of Syria.

    Just be honest and say you are a racist who hates je­ws.

  163. 163
    ... says:

    So how do you suggest the Palestinians defend themselves against the ZioNutters who herded over five million of them into refugee camps at gunpoint and stole their land, against the will of the world’s nations?

  164. 164

    The people were never hoodwinked, we knew all along what the game was , one of the most remarkable aspects of this is how quickly labour and the trade unions so seamlessly transferred their allegiance from the soviets to the EU after the fall of soviet communism.
    I cannot see any future labour government apologising for acts of treason, treason is in their DNA .

  165. 165

    You do not have to be a fucking christian to find sodomy repulsive.

  166. 166
    ... says:

    LOL, A Zionutter whining “racist”!
    Your hypocrisy is limitless!
    The whole point of Jizzrael is that it is a racist/cultural Heimatland for God’s self proclaimed “chosen master race”!
    ZioLoons are racist to the extent of being prone to numerous genetic diseases because they don’t intermix! And that is even despite many living as guests inside other cultures!
    Keep posting for everyone to see yourCrackpottery, ZioNutter.

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    There is only one out of the six hundred plus with a science education. Hardly surprising that they are so useless at rational decision making. Since such a large % of the laws are now EU directives, why are they there so long in such numbers?

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Cannot be done because of weight issue. However using the electricity to produce H2 or similar could work for aircraft.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Wearing an IQ reducer I see. Works well too.

  170. 170
    Fabians are Evil says:

    OMG it is the Black arsed BLOB

  171. 171
    ... says:

    Oy Vey, remember the Hollowcost!

  172. 172
    Bog Paper says:

    No, it’s David Cassidy

  173. 173
    stun() says:

    British Muslim Initiative. No boycotting required. Mind you, what’s the betting that they have charitable status and get bunged taxpayer money?

  174. 174
    Bosun's Chair Operator-No Job's Too Big says:

    I’ve already made the necessary adjustments. I’ve fitted steal cabling and brought in the same crane they used to lift the new Aircraft Carrier parts onto barges.

  175. 175
    Conscientious Observer says:

    “On today’s Daily Politics on BBC 2 from around 1200 will be UKIP MEP Steven Woolfe. Tune in and Tweet along at #bbcdp”

    Do try and keep up dear…

  176. 176
    Conscientious Observer says:

    UK Independence Party (UKIP) shared a link.
    17 July
    “The fact that the Liberal Democrats got away scot free with a £2.4m donation prior to the last election from a convicted fraudster is appalling. These are the sort of amounts that help shape and determine election results.

    “UKIP meanwhile has been constantly hounded by the Electoral Commission on matters of no substantive basis and has had very credible concerns brushed aside with utter derision shows that what should be an independent and just arbiter of democratic practise in the UK is instead an organisation left with very little credibility and extremely questionable judgement.

    No mention of how Labour have said nothing about the abuse of the Postal Voting system. They don’t GAF about the System as it stands, they only GAF when it works against them. Labour really are behind the curve on most things.

  177. 177
    Jean-Claude Juncker's best mate says:

    That would be reverse Polish, of course. Glad to see the boy is being expose to modern social trends.

    Toodle pip !

  178. 178
    Old fashioned person says:

    If the expression “Gay” was replaced with sodomite, bugger, pederast or catamite, would they have so much swagger?
    “The Sodomite Liberation Front”, “The Parliamentary Pederast Group”, “Catamite Pride”, for instance.

  179. 179
    The Growler says:

    Because they think (most of them at present) that it is their God given right to sit in the HoC, note all the public school and private school educated MPs

  180. 180
    The Growler says:

    Or maybe all follow what happens when there are too many rats in the same given area with nowhere else to go, they turn on each other sometimes eating each other, does produce a very happy thought. Malthus may have lived over two hundred years too soon to see his theory come into .

  181. 181
    Ed Balls says:

    ?

  182. 182
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Saw Fatbot on D Polotics this afternoon, from the side view her head is the same shape as Darth Vaders helmet.

  183. 183
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Me love me Uncle Benns and peaz.

  184. 184
    WTF??? says:

    You’d like the world to do the ethnic cleansing for you, wouldn’t you.

    Hey Shlomo, when are you going to give compensation to the 6 million Palestinians whose land and property you stole?

    … And then you whine for lucre for your alleged grandmother’s property after declaring war on Germans in 1933, you stinking hypocrite!

  185. 185
    Peon says:

    “Owain Glyndwr University”

    I thought that was a joke name, but No!
    Formerly known as the North East Wales Institute of Higher Education.

    It must be a nightmare these days going through “UCAS” and trying to work out which are the proper universities.


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