July 21st, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View


185 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave Spart says:

    Not the finest.

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    • 7
      Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

      The sooner this contract ends the better.

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    • 88
      Yet more EU bollocks says:

      So when Europhiles say that being in the EU gives Britain a louder voice on the world stage, it is a load of Bollocks.

      It actually means that Cameron has no voice and he must speak through the mouth of Baroness Ashton she has to clear it with Frau Merkel first.

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    • 89
      The Growler says:

      What’s this, going back to kiddie winkie hour now to pass a comment on Nicky Morgan, whoever she is, no wonder they haven’t sign it.

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  2. 2
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Is she going to Hi-Five the Blob?

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  3. 3
    Cabinet Minister says:

    I’m in an abusive relationship.

    On the plus side, it’s me that does the abusing!

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    • 92
      The Growler says:

      Be careful or the little woman might just lose it and perform a Bobbit job on you when you least expect it, there is nothing like a woman scorned.

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  4. 4
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My daughter has had three English teachers during this academic year.

    Just what is Mr Morgan going to do about this ?

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  5. 8
    Anonymous says:

    STOP JOCKS WORKING!!!!

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  6. 9
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Hoping for a safe night for all Israeli soldiers currently fighting in the Gaza Strip. Stand strong Israel. Am Yisrael Chai

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    • 17
      Owen Jones says:

      Simon Cowell has donated nearly $150,000 to the Israeli Defense Forces.

      The American Idol alum pledged the money at a gala for the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces in Beverly Hills, which was hosted by billionaire, Haim Saban.
      The organization writes on their website, “The Israeli government is responsible for training IDF soldiers and providing them with the necessary tools for their service. FIDF is committed to providing these soldiers with love, support, and care in an effort to ease the burden they carry on behalf of the J*wish community worldwide.”
      The Mirror writes, “Cowell, 54, is also planning a secret trip to Israel soon as he embraces the J*wish faith of girlfriend Lauren Silverman, 36, who is expecting his baby. And although he was raised as a Roman Catholic, his father Eric was J*wish – believed to be another factor influencing his decision to visit Israel.”
      Although Cowell has expressed little interest in religion, his donation could kick up a storm because of the events raising havoc in the Middle East.
      In addition to Cowell’s $150,000, the gala brought in $ 20,565,840 to go to the FIDF.

      Well done Simon,good chap.

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      • 19
        Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

        Erm..Israel does not need external funds for it’s army FFS!!??

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        • 42
          Dave Spart says:

          It’s for its soldiers not the army.

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        • 94
          Correct says:

          ZioLoons: apart from being the biggest hypocrites and whiners, they are also the most successful beggars in the World. They get more money from the US than yanks themselves do.

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          • Dave Spart says:

            What’s wrong with that you fascist?

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          • Correct says:

            The problem is that they undermine democracies by coercing western Politicians to their twisted, blatantly unethical cause, putting it mildly.

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          • Dave Spart says:

            Hamas is the one undermining democracy. They seized power in Gaza by bloody force and then attack Israel (a democracy) with the intention of bringing down retaliation on their own people, with a view to gaining the support from gullible fools in the West like you.

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          • ... says:

            So how do you suggest the Palestinians defend themselves against the ZioNutters who herded over five million of them into refugee camps at gunpoint and stole their land, against the will of the world’s nations?

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      • 33
        Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

        Pay me the jizya, infidel !!

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    • 18
      Getting bored with all this says:

      Yeah, but finish the job this time. Once and for all.

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      • 81
        Jesus says:

        It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Hamas to hit anything with its missiles.

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    • 98
      FO says:

      Getting rather bored with the Izzy fanatics spamming this place.
      WTF are they doing on a BRITISH political blog?

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      • 114
        The Growler says:

        Just read the Master’s life history on Wikipedia, there you will see the reason, the Master follows the money and Geedes follows the Master.

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      • 162
        KKK says:

        WTF are you doing supporting the Palestinians? Bet you were the first to say we should keep out of Syria.

        Just be honest and say you are a racist who hates je­ws.

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        • 166
          ... says:

          LOL, A Zionutter whining “racist”!
          Your hypocrisy is limitless!
          The whole point of Jizzrael is that it is a racist/cultural Heimatland for God’s self proclaimed “chosen master race”!
          ZioLoons are racist to the extent of being prone to numerous genetic diseases because they don’t intermix! And that is even despite many living as guests inside other cultures!
          Keep posting for everyone to see yourCrackpottery, ZioNutter.

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    My niece graduated from Owain Glyndwr University in Wrexham with a joint Honours degree in Media Studies and Bottlewashing in 2010.

    Since then apart from a six week assignment as a lifeguard on a beach in Corfu she has been unemployed.

    She has debts of 26k and has had no fewer than 12 letters from her Bank this year asking for payment.

    I know it is unfair to blame Morgan for this one but the real issue is that what has been going on is a scandal and it has nothing whatsoever to do with religion.

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    • 11
      Ever Hopeful Joe Public says:

      Has she got a decent cleavage and a nice arse? If so, with her degree she can have a job washing glasses in our local village pub any time.

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      • 34
        Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

        Send her to me: there’s always a future for girls like that in the Liberal Democrat party.

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        • 72
          Ever Hopeful Joe Public says:

          Give me another pint to calm my nerves. When she turned up she had a black pointy hat, one front tooth, and a broomstick clamped between her scrawny thighs.
          We would still have taken her on though, since we be a bit desperate around here, but then she started talking in Welsh FFS

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    • 12
      Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

      Education should be free or very cheap. However, your niece seems to have made some poor decisions. A sh1t degree has never been a passport into a decent job.

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    • 185
      Peon says:

      “Owain Glyndwr University”

      I thought that was a joke name, but No!
      Formerly known as the North East Wales Institute of Higher Education.

      It must be a nightmare these days going through “UCAS” and trying to work out which are the proper universities.

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  8. 13
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Teacher unions are the left wing of the labour party charged with brainwashing our children with marxist ideology – any and all changes, however good for the children, proposed by the Tories will be resisted. Change will only come with the sacking of all ‘Pilgrims’ and the automatic deductions from teacher salaries in favour of the lefty unions. The teacher unions are a cancer that needs to be purged

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    • 39
      Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

      Dumb people can’t oppose evil lefty regimes.

      Keep softening up the strong-minded, keep dumbing down successive generations and we shall eventually overcome the educated elites.

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  9. 14
    Mick Haugh says:

    We need to sack the 10% worst-performing teachers every year.

    That’ll clear out the dross who should not be in contact with the nation’s children.

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    • 65
      Anonymous says:

      You follow the strategy of Jack Welch then, or do you work for GE.

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    • 77
      Typical Teacher says:

      Wot’s 10%? Is that a fraction or summink?

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      • 130
        The Growler says:

        You sound as you would may the ideal politico, not many politicos have degrees in maths and the sciences, PPE’s just like Dave that is what gets you into the HoC.

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        • 167
          Anonymous says:

          There is only one out of the six hundred plus with a science education. Hardly surprising that they are so useless at rational decision making. Since such a large % of the laws are now EU directives, why are they there so long in such numbers?

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          • The Growler says:

            Because they think (most of them at present) that it is their God given right to sit in the HoC, note all the public school and private school educated MPs

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      • 181
        Ed Balls says:

        ?

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  10. 20
    albacore says:

    These days there’s no call to to consult this “Blob”
    A minister hanging on to his job
    Must crawl on his knees to the E U mob
    Then talk through his arse instead of his gob

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    • 134
      The Growler says:

      “Then talk through his arse instead of his gob ” but isn’t that what they do anyway?

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  11. 21
    Toby Belching-Felcher, Senior Partner Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew says:

    Wet fart Cam hasn’t got the balls.

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  12. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    As more and more of the world’s 7 billion (and rising) people demand a Western standard of living, which means an ever increasing demand for energy and mineral resources coupled with a finite dwindling supply, it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to predict the future of the human race as soon as demand outstrips supply.

    1. Resource wars breakout (some of which could go nuclear).

    2. Governments try to enforce rationing leading to riots.

    3. Governments ban and confiscate all motor cars,commercial airliners etc in order to prioritise remaining fuel for mechanised agriculture (combine harvesters and tractors).

    4. Mechanised agriculture eventually grinds to a halt and mass starvation ensues.

    5. Only about 1 in 50 people survive to end up living a feudal agricultural existence, exactly as we did before the industrial revolution.

    6. The human race remains in this state until we are wiped out by a passing comet/asteroid or the Sun becomes too hot for life on Earth.

    Game Over!

    There are already signs that the tipping point (demand exceeding supply) has been reached for oil & gas.

    1. Fracking for gas is gathering pace worldwide.

    2. The USA is desperately dipping into its oil reserves.

    3. No new major reserve finds have occured since 2002.

    4. A majority of existing fields are well past peak production (including the big 5 Saudi fields).

    5. All UK households must by law have smart meters fitted by 2020 (ready for government monitoring and rationing etc).

    http://www.oildecline.com/

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    • 27
      You need a holiday says:

      Is this your monthly repeating yourself Monday, I don’t care , I don’t give a fck, humans since the dawn of time have fought over resources and energy, humans will carry on fighting until something more powerful than themselves stop them.

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    • 30
      Cheetah says:

      I think we’ll all become vegetarians and live in tree houses, like Tarzan. Which would be cool because the women would all wear skimpy leather bikinis as they swing from tree to tree! Wow! What’s not to like? Obviously, life wouldn’t be worth living if your tree house is near Dianne Abbott’s, but other than that I can see only positives.

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    • 36
      Mother Nature says:

      Quite right. Humans did a small scale trial run and fucked up Easter Island — now they’re doing the same to the entire planet.

      Fuck the lot of them. The future is cockroaches and ants.

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    • 49
      Dave Spart says:

      Nuclear power will solve all this shit.

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      • 60
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Nuclear powered aircraft, really?

        The terrorists will just love that.

        9/11 would have made the fallout from Chernobyl look like a tea party :-)

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      • 67
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        How will mechanised agriculture cope without oil?

        http://www.wolfatthedoor.org.uk/mainpages/agriculture.html

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        • 87
          Jesus says:

          Alcohol is a fuel and the 1 in 50 that survive will be able to produce plenty of it. Since about 48 out of the remaining 49 that don’t make it will be ragheads and chimps, the new world will be one of logic and decency and technology will be both commonplace and ever evolving.

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          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

            Alcohol requires vast land use, land which can no longer be used to grow crops for food. So you still get mass starvation.

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          • Dave Spart says:

            There’s plenty of available land. The entire population of the planet could stand shoulder to shoulder on the Isle of Wight.

            Stop exaggerating you Big Girl’s Blouse.

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          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

            It’s not the people that need vast land areas to live in, but the crops to produce alcohol and food that require vast land use.

            The more land given over to alcohol, the less there is for growing crops.

            The world population will have to fall, either by birth control or mass starvation.

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          • The Growler says:

            The Fawkes’s like that sort of fuel but they will have to learn not to spill it over themselves.

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          • Dave Spart says:

            The world population will have to fall, either by birth control or mass starvation.

            Which is precisely the answer to your perceived problem.

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          • The Growler says:

            Or maybe all follow what happens when there are too many rats in the same given area with nowhere else to go, they turn on each other sometimes eating each other, does produce a very happy thought. Malthus may have lived over two hundred years too soon to see his theory come into .

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        • 97

          There is noi need to survive without oil there is plenty of the fucking stuff!

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          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

            Yeah it grows on trees, just like the magic money tree.

            Stop drinking the Kool-aid, as it has clearly addled your brain :-)

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          • Dave Spart says:

            It does. Have you never heard of palm oil?

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          • The Growler says:

            We have still got coal but the past skills in mining have now been lost, can you imagine any of todays yoof getting their hands dirty. It would be no good try to mine where the old pits were as they left too much junk down below wotrth millions if not billions of pounds, previous roadways would have collapsed.

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      • 155
        Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

        I having a bit of trouble imagining Fatbot in a treehouse.
        Climbing into one? No.
        Being winched? Possibly.

        It would have to be a very strong tree though.

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        • 174
          Bosun's Chair Operator-No Job's Too Big says:

          I’ve already made the necessary adjustments. I’ve fitted steal cabling and brought in the same crane they used to lift the new Aircraft Carrier parts onto barges.

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        • 182
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          Saw Fatbot on D Polotics this afternoon, from the side view her head is the same shape as Darth Vaders helmet.

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  13. 23
    Bumservative Partaaay says:

    My worry is this. The Wetservative Party dump Cam after the lost election next year & install a new chinless toff – Gideon or Boris in his place.

    Where is the candidate of the right?

    FFS, the right must get organised NOW.

    No David Davies fuck up again please.

    Nominations?

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    • 52

      John Baron did look ok at one stage, but he’s disappeared. Missed his chance.

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    • 157
      The Growler says:

      The Cons would have to chose someone who is acceptable to the the general electorate, and at the moment there are not a lot who would come to mind, a lot of the present lot have some sort of baggage (not well liked ). If the Cons do get a working majority (which I doubt at present) getting rid rid of Dave Boy would bring about the none elected leader just as Gordoon was called after B’Liar resigned.

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  14. 25
    You need a holiday says:

    The BBC just had Osborne on interviewing him over the pensions changes, she gave him no hard questions, he didn’t answer one question and just went off blindly talking about hard working people etc , I see why I won’t be voting Conservative in May 2015, it was just like listening to Bliar or Broon, yuk!.

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    • 31
      Mark had the sense to Eff Off says:

      He was interviewed by Justin Webb (a man)??

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    • 64
      John Bellingham says:

      Who are these Aardvarking People? Are they like that Meercat?

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    • 159
      The Growler says:

      I have a super dooper whizz idea, why not privatise MPs and minister’s pensions, you know it makes sense, Dave and Ozzie want to privatise everyone else’s pension, if it so good, why not privatise theirs.

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  15. 26
    Eric Schön says:

    I’m not certain about the bloke with the apple (might be Ringo Starr), but the blob is definitely Baroness Ashton.

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  16. 29
    Yeesh, my life says:

    How can you tell that hamas is losing?

    The useful idiots of the extreme left/SWP/CND rent a rabble are out demonstrating their support for systematic abuse of women and the persecution of Gays. Perhaps hamas will invite them to attend the next Gay pride rally in Gaza? Or maybe not.

    The loony left stayed at home as tens of thousands of civilians were murdered by allies of hamas, were unmoved at the plight of ‘Palestinian’ human shields, didnt care about the beheadings and the crucifixions and murder of children in Syria and Iraq. But when Israel tries to defend itself then out they come to shout and scream about human rights, total hypocrites.

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  17. 32
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    Putin on the plane crash “These incidents should serve to unite people”

    Yes you beady eyed twat , just like you are trying to unite Ukraine

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  18. 37
    Dave Spart says:

    The drawing of Noel Edmonds is pretty good though.

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  19. 38
    Mr Galloway says:

    Bonky Moon, chief ignoramus of the Untied Nations, here,s a suggestion:

    Stop whining.

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      Correct says:

      You are suuuch a slimy hypocrite, Shlomo. You forever whine on about how the UN was coerced into “recognising” Izz nation status but when it comes to complying with the rest of the world’s resolutions you think you are so above the UN that you hold the world record in disregarding the world
      FOD!

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  20. 40
    I Roger Boys MP says:

    As for the splodge of colour at the top of the page

    Haven’t a fucking clue , Back to Skid @ Marks old ways

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  21. 42
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    http://rt.com/news/174268-ukraine-mh17-crash-putin/

    Putin showing himself to be the calm,thoughtful,international statesman in contrast to his reactionary,buffoonish Western counterparts Camoron,OBumma etc. :-)

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  22. 44
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BURY BAD NEWS.

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    • 61
      Confucious the Voter says:

      Electoral Commission not fit for purpose.
      What exactly is the purpose of this quango and how much money does it squander on our behalf?

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      • 78

        As long as appointments to the Electoral Commission are made or approved by the Speaker’s Committee it cannot be an independent body and is therefore doomed to be ineffective.

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    • 176
      Conscientious Observer says:

      UK Independence Party (UKIP) shared a link.
      17 July
      “The fact that the Liberal Democrats got away scot free with a £2.4m donation prior to the last election from a convicted fraudster is appalling. These are the sort of amounts that help shape and determine election results.

      “UKIP meanwhile has been constantly hounded by the Electoral Commission on matters of no substantive basis and has had very credible concerns brushed aside with utter derision shows that what should be an independent and just arbiter of democratic practise in the UK is instead an organisation left with very little credibility and extremely questionable judgement.

      No mention of how Labour have said nothing about the abuse of the Postal Voting system. They don’t GAF about the System as it stands, they only GAF when it works against them. Labour really are behind the curve on most things.

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  23. 46
    Dave Spart says:

    Stalin gave off a similar aura.

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  24. 47
    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:

    Eh ?

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    • 51
      Nigel Farage says:

      What about when women cut up their ex’s suits and throw his belongings into the street? That’s a bit controlling?

      Nasty people behave nastily – male and female.

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      • 116
        A says:

        Or tell all their girlfriends lies about their husband for them to be repeated and spread?

        The state really should not interfere in domestic disputes unless violence is occurring, the rest should be a civil dispute.

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    • 129
      A smaller State is the answer not a larger police state says:

      It won’t stop at porn. Laws always creep. Give it a few months and posting pictures of an Ex looking silly or pulling a face or badly dressed will also be pursued by the lawyers.

      Keep the state out of LIFE.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With America and Europe in terminal decline it is essential that Britain leaves the EU immediately and gathers together the Commonwealth heads of state in a summit to which the heads of the BRICS nations should also be invited.

    Then the Commonwealth heads of states and BRICS leaders can sign a trade/financial/military pact and ensure an end to the dollar/euro/IMF/World Bank/NATO hegemony.

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    • 90
      f'cukwits corner says:

      bet the R part of BRICS will be first to sign up you cretin

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    • 93

      Why should the old commonwealth give a stuff about what happens to Britain after years of betrayal starting with the traitor Heath.
      They cannot even enter the UK without visas , the same country that their fathers and grandfathers were willing to give their lives for, being forced to queue up at immigration alongside third worlders while the nationals of previously hostile countries are waved through with hardly a glance .

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      • 118
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Because the British people have been hoodwinked by successive traitorous governments.

        But now finally the people are beginning to wake-up to that fact.

        I agree any new British leader must apologise for the betrayal of our Commonwealth partners by traitors like Heath etc.

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        • 164

          The people were never hoodwinked, we knew all along what the game was , one of the most remarkable aspects of this is how quickly labour and the trade unions so seamlessly transferred their allegiance from the soviets to the EU after the fall of soviet communism.
          I cannot see any future labour government apologising for acts of treason, treason is in their DNA .

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  26. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Field of Dreams.

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  27. 57
    Anonymous says:

    You know I’m “green”. Ask any MP.

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  28. 69
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    OUCH! > Video of IDF eliminating the palestinian terrorists that infiltrated Israel this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiLAaRovLs

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    • 82
      John Bellingham says:

      Judging by the way that fool fumbled around trying to change the mag. on his rifle–he should go back to selling fruit and veg.

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    • 83
      Big 'Al' Alla h says:

      I have willed it

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    • 109
      WTF??? says:

      Heil! Izrael ueber alles! Long live ze chewish master race!
      How dare these inferior Goy object to having their land taken and being herded into conc.. refugee camps!

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      • 158
        Bollocks says:

        Plenty of spare land in Saudi – why can’t they live there instead of camps?

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        • 184
          WTF??? says:

          You’d like the world to do the ethnic cleansing for you, wouldn’t you.

          Hey Shlomo, when are you going to give compensation to the 6 million Palestinians whose land and property you stole?

          … And then you whine for lucre for your alleged grandmother’s property after declaring war on Germans in 1933, you stinking hypocrite!

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  29. 73

    Wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble.

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  30. 86
    Righties says:

    Putin should be left alone. So what he murdered over 300 innocent people? At least his regime is nicely doing away with bumboys. Something we should introduce her. We want only good clean heteros in our politics, family men like Harvey Proctor and Crispin Blunt. I hope Harvey finally finds the right girl to settle down with.

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  31. 91
    Mr Galloway says:

    Remember every single death of both sides could have been avoided if Hamas were not so blood thirsty for conflict.

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  32. 95
    A rude awakening for the nay sayers says:

    Profile on 4 covered Nicky Morgan last week. Those who think that she ios a light weight are in for a rude awakening.

    Those who know her expect her to lead the Conservative party and become the second female PM of Britain.

    [audio src="http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/radio4/profile/profile_20140719-1917a.mp3" /]

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    • 102
      Righties says:

      She voted against gay marriage. Hurrah! We hope she also says all darkies should be deported or killed and then we’ll finally have someone to admire apart from Grick Niffin.

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      • 108
        Nice try but the facts are says:

        She voted for civil partnerships, she is not anti gay, her Christian beliefs are that marriage is a male and female partnership and it should not be redefined by the state.

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        • 131
          Long John Silver's parrot says:

          I suppose they will be passing legislation to call a dog a cat and a cat a dog next.

          This is what Oxbridge is all about.

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        • 165

          You do not have to be a fucking christian to find sodomy repulsive.

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          • Old fashioned person says:

            If the expression “Gay” was replaced with sodomite, bugger, pederast or catamite, would they have so much swagger?
            “The Sodomite Liberation Front”, “The Parliamentary Pederast Group”, “Catamite Pride”, for instance.

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    • 128
      A Ukrainian fighting a lonely battle says:

      They were saying that about the blonde woman (whose name I have forgotten ) last week.

      Perhaps whoever it is will become the first woman PM of the independent State of England .

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  33. 96
    Rab C Nesbitt says:

    “In further bad news for the First Minister, he’s lost his long-running battle with the Telegraph to keep the list of five-star hotels where he and his ministers have jollied during foreign trips – the much-delayed response to the Telegraph’s FOI reveals that Mr Salmond and his ministers have spent £56,652 at 183 overseas hotels since taking power in 2007 – 64 of which were five-star and a further 100 four-star. Mary doll.”

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  34. 113
    Is it wrong to Tweet at a funeral? says:

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  35. 120

    Not the funniest….

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