July 18th, 2014

Va Bene! Silvio Acquitted

The Italian appeals court has today acquitted Silvio Berlusconi in his underage prostitution “Rubygate” trial. He had been sentenced to seven years behind bars but now walks free. Salute!

UPDATE: His ban on holding public office has also been overturned, reports AP. Time for a comeback?


108 Comments

  1. 1
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is he going to hold a bunga bunga party to celebrate :-)

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  2. 2
    Carney Easing says:

    Now, where is that little bit of Moroccan totty ?.

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  3. 3
    Son of Leon says:

    I’m still free.

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  4. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    I wouldn’t mind slipping that tart one !

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    • 10
      Cliff Richard says:

      Owen Jones gets the piss taken out of him every single day on “Order Order” as do his socialist running dogs. It’s an easy as shelling peas.

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    • 13
      Fucking dis custard says:

      Naah! She’s a slapper.

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      • 22
        Iain Duncan Smith says:

        The imbecilic tweets from that imbecile, Owen Jones make me want to punch him in the throat.

        I have to restrain myself.

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        • 69
          The Growler says:

          He might just bash you back and destroy your amazing good looks IDS, you will not be able to put him on a charge, an officer striking lower ranks, naughty IDS

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          • DWP says:

            Duncan Shite does something constructive for a change as opposed to ad lib what you want to hear.

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  5. 7

    It was ony ever a political show-trial.

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    • 9
      One man and his frog says:

      Is that akin to a sheepdog trial?

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    • 11
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      A few bungs to the judges and hey presto he’s free :-)

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    • 60
      Maximus says:

      Do you know why Bosun? Because since the Grillini gained representation it’s been clear to no one what on earth they want, except as little contact with the political whores as possible.

      One result was that the poodle Napolitano got stuffed back for another (albeit unconstitutional) term as president – because Grillo wouldn’t commit in the voting rounds. Napolitano will put in anyone the US wants to see as Italy’s PM – shades of ‘Yats the Man’. He put in the unelected Gauleiter Monti. Subsequently he put in the unelected B.lair fanboi and wannabe Renzi. Since then Renzi has been meeting Silvio in the latter’s modest accommodation to agree between just the two of them a new voting system, whereby parties gaining the most seats get bonus seats (cf Greece). Obviously the matter required Silvio to be free to work as a politician.

      Whichever way you look at this, at least it must be said the hegemon is happy.

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  6. 12
    wrthomson says:

    Quite right too!

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  7. 15
    Carney Easing says:

    Give her a thousand euro, have her washed and brought to my tent. She’s quite fit for a judge.

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  8. 16
    Neil Down says:

    You’d have done her too.

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  9. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Berlusconi is not so much the come back kid as the come back grandpa :-)

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  10. 18
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    He’s had more comebacks than Gary Glitter.

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  11. 19
    Neil Down says:

    I’ll take crack smoking mayors and tart chasing presidents over the shower of Common Purpose trained meterosexual mediocrity that runs things here.

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  12. 21
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The cheque is in the post Tessa (Jowell).

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  13. 25
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    17

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  14. 27
    Shooty* says:

    I want to get excited about this, and your other news, but then I think:

    “fvck it, the Islamists will have taken over in 10 years time, if that long, and we’ll all be dead anyway”.

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    • 29
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      Ruby “the Heartstealer” is muslim so don’t be too disheartened. Their women like Christian cock.

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      • 37
        Shooty* says:

        Still attached, or cut off?

        Srsly, get well depressed about this. Can we have another Crusade, please?

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        • 43
          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          Either. Also muzzies don’t go down on their women but word’s out in the harem that Christians do.

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          • Shooty* says:

            Yes, I’m given to understand that they misinterpreted “giving head” as something you do with the bodies after a session of being peaceful with infidels.

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  15. 28

    My god, this place is sinking. Now we’re supposed to admire the dickhead?

    (Italian joke when his head was still bandaged from his hair transplant – he was recovering from circumcision).

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    • 38
      who said that says:

      No he’s the antichrist because you’re a lefty and that’s what you are told to think.

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  16. 31
    Slime says:

    The Italians deserve better than that dirty old pervert.

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  17. 32

    The thing is, he didn’t actually break the law.

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  18. 33

    Well done Berlie. We knew you’d get off in the end.

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  19. 35
    Seymour says:

    Justice is served.
    He was attacked for being succesful and lefties cannot stand people who are succesful by dint of hard work.

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  20. 40
    KT's Right U Know says:

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    • 44
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Tesco’s market share is collapsing. It’s being overtaken by Aldi,Lidl & ASDA.

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      • 96
        Cinna says:

        The thing that amazes me is that the follows of the religion of peace would want to work for M&S in the first place.

        We’re giving them too much rope.

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    • 48
      The Law as practiced by the elite is an Ass says:

      What’s the difference between a Christian couple not letting a gay couple stay in their B&B and a Muslim refusing to serve Ham and Wine on Religious grounds?…A tax payer funded court case to crush the Christian couple!!

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      • 66
        Please says:

        How Lefties interpret the law?

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      • 72
        It's all wrong says:

        Irish bakery won’t bake a cake that promotes homosexual sex (Buggery still illegal in Ireland). Tesco won’t sell ham and wine to Christians (ham and wine legal goods).

        The state is trying to put the bakery out of business yet leaves Tesco alone.

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  21. 42
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Bloody good job!

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  22. 45
    Another day another dollar and $5 tax says:

    I think she is looking at me with those sultry eyes. If only my wallet was as big as Silvio’s she could be mine…and my mates

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  23. 46
    Handycock says:

    I salute the Italian courts and wish I had employed his lawyer.

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  24. 47
    Django says:

    He’s innocent.. But to a leftie he can’t be because he’s right wing.

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  25. 55
    Jimmy says:

    Wow that rightie concern about child sex offenders didn’t last long did it?

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    • 59
      Unlucky Alf says:

      At least she had a choice and was of the opposite sex.

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    • 77

      Concern remains about those on the left still not yet prosecuted, and those generally who actually have been.

      This chap has just been acquitted – so all good again.

      Badda-bing badda-boom, capisce ?

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 88
      The Growler says:

      Well you Jimmy me old mucker, it has dawned on the righties that it is not only the lefty and liberals involved that even a lot their own in HoC seem to be involved in coverups, now do you understand?

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      • 93
        Jimmy says:

        I’m not saying righties have a monopoly on kiddyfiddling, I just can’t see one getting the amount of support in a leftie publication as Bunga Bunga gets here.

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      • 93
        Jimmy says:

        I’m not saying righties have a monopoly on kiddyfiddling, I just can’t see one getting the amount of support in a leftie publication as Bunga Bunga gets here.

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  26. 56
    Unlucky Alf says:

    No wonder Jasmine Beckett’s so pissed off knowing she’ll end up looking like that :)

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  27. 58
    Calm down dear says:

    She may have been closer to Tony Benn than anyone realised.

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  28. 61
    Unlucky Alf says:

    That’s a two cock gob.

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  29. 62
    The bent Italian Judiciary says:

    There can be no doubt ‘Foxy’ Knoxy did this. Whatever ‘this’ is.

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  30. 64
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    If anyone wants to show me their junk, I’ll be peeping in the gents toilet at Waverley Station from 14:00 to 15:00 or until the polis are called, whichever it sooner.

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  31. 65
    Mr Putin says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    :THE SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE THAT BROUGHT DOWN WAS PROVIDED BY CIA TO THE UKRANIAN FORCES MH-17

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  32. 68
    Clegg baiting Friday says:

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  33. 71
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Did Ed just goose her?

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  34. 73
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hubble bubble toil and trouble. Hahahaha.

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  35. 74
    Dave Spart says:

    Who the fuck reads books anymore? If they do, let them buy their own.

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  36. 75
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband is just consoling the loser of the 3.30 at Newmarket :-)

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  37. 76
    Ellie-Mae says:

    put a fez on it and it’s tommy cooper

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  38. 78
    mens mag says:

    Does no one have any more pictures of the poor young girl

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  39. 79
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is she doing her Tommy Cooper impression?

    Just like that. Hahahaha.

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  40. 81

    Hmm…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  41. 89

    The comeback king!

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  42. 90
    Winston says:

    Bunga Bunga! I now go have party wiz my friend MeesterHandycocks

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  43. 91
    Oh, really? says:

    Evviva! Ha ottenuto franca! Ora le parti si ricomincia! Ben fatto, signore!

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  44. 97
    Cinna says:

    A ventriloquist and dummy, but I’m not sure which is which. Although the one on the left looks like Archie Andrews in drag.

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  45. 102
    Anonymous says:

    “Va Bene! Silvio Acquitted”
    If only they’d adopted the American method of justice. Being dropped over the side of an aircraft carrier, draped in a body-bag, tends to rule out any possibility of an encore.

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  46. 103
    He Is Such a Jolly Chap! says:

    Silvio is a magic man, a Diamond Geezer! He says and does what he likes without a care for the politically correct hypocrites in the EU.It must be marvelous to call Merkel ” an
    “Unfuckable Lardarse” and have parties with lovlies like the one pictured above. The little pissants who complain are simply jealous.

    Rock on my man!

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  47. 105
    He's Shit At Everything says:

    Gimme a Gacon Sandwich and a Gottle o’Geer!

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  48. 106
    Enquiring Mind says:

    What is that young shoe salesman doing next to the 1970’s BA hostess still in her cabin uniform? Weird!

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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