July 18th, 2014

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  1. 1
    THE Lanzarote jellyfish says:

    For fuck’s sake leave the BBC alone. For £12 a month it’s fantastic value for money.

  2. 2
    non taxable pikey says:

    Still nobody chosen to replace Butler Sloss and still nobody arrested for Vote rigging in Tower Hamlets. Dave you are spending far too much time on bumsex.

  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    That’s a pretty camp looking foursome.

  4. 4
    Racist pikey says:

    Islam has no place in British School.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A few more manifesto pledges for the Tories to declare:

    1. Axe the telly tax in the the very first session of parliament after the election to ease the cost of living o the poor and squeezed middle.

    2. Freeze the council tax for a further 5 years (ensure no loop holes and that councils must freeze it by law) again to ease the cost of living on the poor and squeezed middle.

    3. Bring in a new crime of Public Sector manslaughter so that those responsible for Staford Hospital can be jailed for their crimes.

    It’ll have Liebore and the Fib Demons in a right spin :-)

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    You forgot ‘freeze energy prices for two years’

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    My SKY sports package is fantastic value for money, do you fancy paying a SKY tax to help subsidise it.

    No? Thought not :-)

  8. 8
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Just look at the size of the BBC’s carbon footprint.

    Close the fuckers down now for the sake of those poor drowning polar bears :-)

  9. 9
    Шпион, который пришел в из тепла says:

    Ислам является пережитком средневековья и нет места в цивилизованном обществе.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Scroungers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    What about stopping the new Labour lawn tax. A Government inspector will sample check each lawn on a sample basis to evaluate the tax per leaf according to a Labour spokeswoman. This will mean an extra 2 million public sector parasites to fund from the tax.

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    pump my botty says:

    Just the way you like ‘em matey.

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    Anonymous says:

    The one second from the right has got that “You looking at me?”, look.

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    It’s £3.5 BILLION per year which they piss away on fat salaries and overseas jollies. It’s a complete waste of money.

  14. 14
    Simple Really says:

    If only BBC would leave me alone – I have no use for their output

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s the religion of peace. That’s what made my success as Middle East Peace envoy so easy.

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    Anonymous says:
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    Scrap the licence fee now says:

    Fuck off. £3.7 Billion per year and for fucking what?

    A biased web-site, some naff biased comedy, and some re-runs of Dad’s Army. Oh, and the p@edos of course.

    Don’t forget to fuck off, now.

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    paying for this that and the other says:

    What needs to be done get rid of these four gits from our WWW.

    Can Insults be enough? Will never appear in the guardian, sun, bbc, sky or as part of a advert.

    God please help

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    Obamalamadingdong says:

    Drone strikes are different from surface-to-air missiles.

    Can we bomb them? Yes we can.

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    rick says:

    British TV tax payers are still having to pay for the ‘BBC World Service’. This, in the day of the Internet, when every possible news source is readily and freely available world-wide. Unbelievable.

  21. 21
    The Growler says:

    “Click here to join the thousands of subscribers who get the Guidogram first…” No, but thanks for the offer.

  22. 22
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    You can’t buy a Sky package for £12 a month

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    8illy Bumpton says:

    I’ve had the horny looking one.

  24. 24
    The Fast Show says:

    It’s the religion of cheesy peas!

  25. 25
    Together as always says:

    Each week they appear. Do you swap clothes? Definitively jackets and pants.

  26. 26
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Coast has been good

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    Ologist says:

    Shoulda gone to spec savers

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    Anonymous says:

    desperate in extreme

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    concrete pump says:

    I’ll bet you’re the one looking at C*le’s fist whilst nursing a ‘semi’.

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    Scrap the licence fee now says:

    Mediocre but occasionally of interest. Spoiled by over-emotive jocko.

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    Scrap the licence fee now says:


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    Anonymous says:

    This politically correct nonsense began twenty something years ago when the fatwah was placed on Salmand Rushdie. We should have realised then that there was a sizeable minority of Muslims in this Country that wanted to promote their vision of an Islamic state in our Country. The salami slicing attempts at Islamization has to be resisted by all right thinking people otherwise it will only get worse

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    reading is optional says:

    April 1st?.

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    Anonymous says:

    We should do what some other countries do – have secular schools.

    Anyone who wants more or different can send their children to Sunday schools or madrassas; and this nonsense can stop.

    There is no way the academies and free schools can be adequately supervised from Whitehall; and it seems that some councils are too quick to be seen to be politically correct.

    We need proper LA funding with dedicated local inspectors of schools.

    This is not a religious country – we live in a secular society and our children’s education should reflect that

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    The Growler says:

    Who’s the little fat one on the right, they all look awfully butch, pity with that little skinny one not dressing properly, straighten up man, put your tie and jacket on, if the other thre can bother to get phographed properly dressed if the others can put aside their normal beer stain tea shirt, so can you lad, what would HRH P. P.

  37. 37
    David Cameron says:

    ..it’s intended to combat homophobic hate crime

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    Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin says:

    Hey comrades, when I used to run the KGB I used to think nothin of popping off a few Western agents. After all nobody would ever no apart from your security services.
    But now I’m running our declining country, I’m beginning to find out that there can be public repercussions if my people down an aircraft.
    Life just isn’t fair.
    I think I’ll go for a bareback ride.

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    Another one admits it was not safe to fly over a war zone where two aircraft a day are shot down says:

    BBC on PM announced that British Airways had not been flying over East Ukraine for reasons of safety.

  40. 40
    Unlucky Alf says:

    At least we have his number plate!

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    Owen says:

    Ready when you are Putch.

  42. 42
    Professor Green says:

    Yes it’s very good value. In fact such good value they have to keep telling it to stop doing things.

    All it needs is a bit of reform to ensure wider representation of society rather than just a narrow PC elite.

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    yeuchhhhh says:

    Thought it was only me that found his droning in the gloaming off putting?

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    The baps on that blond bird are worth the licence fee.

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    Russians shot down airliner in recognised air corridor but can't be blamed says:

    We fucked up cos we’re incompetent wankers but fuck you we’ll never admit it.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    In the words of that great Australian Robert Menzies when asked to comment on the Dirty Digger, “I wouldn’t give that man the steam off my piss.”

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    Creo que la combinación de Rusia energía nuclear y propaganda, y los política del Sudamerica no es una idea buena. Ahora es el momento por un pequeña contramedida activa.

    Pero es tambíen muy importante que el Partido Laborista del Reino Unido está enterrado bajo el baño.

    La cocina está en la necesidad de una limpia completa.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Noble Rotter says:

    Hilarious photo. You all look like bailiffs who’ve come to seize a hire-purchase “settee”.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Look closely and we’ve got the make of his car too!

  50. 50

    Obumma reminds me of the poofter from Are you being served, except Inman was more butch.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The downing of Malaysian plane is US orchestrated….

    The last time a Malaysian airlines plane went down it provided the Western media with an alternative to the coup détat in Kiev and was the chosen headline non stop for a month. Now we see this incident obscuring the carnage taking place in Gaza where children are being murdered.

    Too convenient a coincidence?

    Somebody is wagging the dog!

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    Sniff says:

    That’s lower than the dripping’s off my arse!

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    Updated SBU (U’kraine S’ecurity S’ervice) video with English subtitles of intercepts / events of MH17 attack:

    Importantly this includes SIGINT captures of the Donetsk Region GRU communication relating to the shoot down.

    SBU position at present is that R’ussian ‘terrorists’ were responsible, but the SBU cannot account for how the BUK-M which was used came to be on U’krainian soil. The implication being that it was likely brought recently across from R’ussia.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sodomy advertised at the public’s expense.

  55. 55
    RWG says:


    Fuck off.

  56. 56
    Tight Hole says:

    Och. More please!

  57. 57
    Henny Lenry says:

    What we need is a BBC channel managed by b lacks, written by b lacks, directed by b lacks, filmed by b lacks and starring only b lacks.

    Let’s be honest, that’s the only chance I have of getting work!

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    Chukka Ummama says:

    I’m the black Mrs Slocombe, cos I like black p ussy

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    They look more like a barbershop quartet :-)

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    Tachybaptus says:

    ¡Tranquilas pulgas, que la noche es larga!

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    let get Green and Moss says:

    A fashion tax on womens and mens clothing shall be introduced. Wear it and throw it shall cost you.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    On the contrary, it was done to draw attention away from Khazee Kardashian’s impending divorce. I have this on the very best authority from One Who Knows.

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    rugby club gentlemens do says:

    None are worth pissing on, literally.

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    let slip the clogs of war says:

    short fat one on the right is the dad of the one on the second right ?
    a blatant camp youth all seemingly in the care of a pensioner

  65. 65
    Tachybaptus says:

    There seems to be a wave of abductions carried out by the police in Manchester:


    Or else the Manchester Evening News has gone completely round the bend.

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    Si, el noche es larga, pero es importante á empezar caminando, y caminar sin ritmo.

    Bailando un Tango requiere mucho control, dos personas, y la musica bueno con mucha pasión.

    Vote UKIP :-)

  67. 67

    …la noche… perdon.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Jimmy says:

    “no other publication is read by more MPs.”

    That explains a great deal.

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    pump my botty, bitch says:

    Er, I hadn’t noticed that before, so thanks for the tip from the sexperv.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    What’s Dylan Thomas doing in the picture?

  72. 72

    What about a handsome green leather bag full of gold sovereigns, for each of us?

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    EU Ukrainian Mong says:

    Don;t worry – we shot a russian airliner into the black sea last week and no-one really noticed how incompetent we are!!!

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    verity says:

    Yep, it explains that leftie blogs are crap, and like most leftie publications have to be kept afloat with subsidies because only dedicated wankers read them.

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    nell says:

    Guido, labour and hatty harpic will be most annoyed at you for that photo. There are no women!! Perhaps Mrs Guido could lend a hand to balance things out? Or maybe you could poach hattyharpic herself especially since she appe a r s to have fallen out with militwit and bullyballs over more labour taxes that will squeeze the squeezed middle even more.

  78. 78

    No, it was Illuminati from Neptune, AGAIN!

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Some of the most vicious thugs I’ve known have been gayers in the mould of Ronnie Kray, so don’t give me that defenseless pansie bullshit.

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    Paula says:

    Eth eth eth eth eth eth scorchio!

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    francis says:

    “You looking at me, can you lend me 50 quid?” more like.

  82. 82
    BBC Mong says:

    The BBC is an open, impartial, balanced and trustworthy organisation; so we are not reporting the fact that the Aussies have scrapped their carbon tax.

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    concrete pump says:

    Don’t mention it, enjoy your fisting.

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    albacore says:

    Nah, they just need mop wigs and floral print dresses
    (Even Tory Bear, with all his wayward tresses)
    That’d fool the P C equality moaners
    And give most of Parliament some right old boners

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    Vladimir P says:

    Actually if you read the info on that it was me that put pressure on the Ukrainians to cover that up.

    I found the fact that our Russian designed missile system had missed it’s target and hit a civilian airliner 150km away without self destructing embarrassing and thought it would hurt Russian military exports.

    Remember it’s only recently that Russia’s cosy relationship with the Ukraine has ended.

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    White rabbit says:

    I always look forward to Jenni Murray.

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    Jimmy says:

    What is it with righties and making shit up?


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    The blame lays firmly with the idiots who targeted and fired the missile, and the idiots who gave them the training and equipment.

    Nowhere else.

    The ‘separatists’ are ‘terrorists’ funded, trained and equipped by R’ussia. The GRU presence gives that away.

    BTW: Very hot day, big thunderstorms around with quite powerful down draughts: keep an eye out for tornados. Tonight could be the night.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Owen Jokes says:

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    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Hello Shlomo. What happens in British schools has nothing to do with you.

  92. 92
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Actually, it’s the Chewish T al mud that is the more race ist.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Not may MPs would feel such effects. You’ll
    Find most of them to be homosexual.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    *many*. D’oh.

  95. 95
    ShlomoSpotter says:

    Yes, they do want the world to know how murderous the ZioLoons are, you Idoit.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Just been out for a drink with Peter Expat and a number of miscreants of these pages in the locality.

    Very rarely do this as too much on, so it becomes a point of some humour extraction. a la Mick.

    Al freir sera el reir y al pagar sera el llorar.

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    Yep – Because it was GRU who were doing that.

    Also GRU who planted the narrative you have just recited into the media also.

    It’s called Active Measures.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  98. 98

    Sí. Usted comprende perfecto.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    We disagree even though we will be the first hanging from the cranes.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yep my thinking too. He and the EU Troll guy have an extremely similar posting style and an ‘anyone who questions disagrees with me is a russian spy’ paranoia mentality.

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    Perhaps we should just entomb the b’tards.

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    The court system needs some repairs, but bear in mind that undermining the public’s faith through to de facto destroying the ability of a countries justice system to function is usually a pre-req for staging a coup d’Etat.

    Before getting to exited just consider for a moment who actually benefits from such a development ?

    Now it is those (not yourself though) who are causing this to happen who need to be brought fully to account sooner rather than later.

    One of the factors which brought C’hilean dictator P’inochet to power was the A’llende governments undermining of the court system. They essentially prevented the police from doing their work, and carrying out orders of judges resulting in the C’hilean supreme court ruling that the A’llende government had disrupted the legality of the nation.

    That ruling prompted the military to come out first in warning, and then a second time to actually take power.


    R’ussia was calling the shots as they wished communist governments across LATAM in order to undermine the US.

    Now, the recent decision to cut legal aid and certain changes effected on the police in the UK are following this pattern quite closely. Your points indicate that dysfunction is creeping into the court system itself as well.

    Be careful what you cheer for here because in a post coup or post revolutionary situation it is usually the freedom fighters who blindly helped bring about the change who are put up against the wall first.

    Folk need to really ask more critical questions of the true intentions of the coalition on this matter as It is quite serious.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    TUTUEUEU says:

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    Remarkably smelly for his size says:

    You mean you haven’t realised that Schrödinger’s Cat and Blowing Whistles are the same person?

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    White rabbit says:

    Simple determined research and you hit paydirt.
    Bet you had to change your sloggies ?

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    WensleyAleYard says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Important to emphasise here that the BUK came with crew according to these recordings. It will be unlaunchable without their specialist knowledge. When they ask if it is on a vehicle, they are speaking of a low loader. Any BUK with this capability is a tracked vehicle which carries four rockets. Within the UA weapons capability, no models of this capacity exist. Therefore the BUK that fired this had to come from RF and will be back there by now.

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    EEC subsidies says:

    Apparently we are subsidising the Amsterdam Red Light District, something Guido knows all about.

    Should we have own in every large city, for boys and girls (and all the rest), subsidised by the EEC.

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    Jesus says:

    Four dead future terrorists. Fuck em.

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    out of date says:

    A lot of photos available to view on dating sites and facebook, as above, are out of date.

    What would Guido look like if he was photographed now?

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    It is a sophisticated bit of kit. Not point and click stuff.

    The operators were trained in R’ussia, and themselves are R’ussian.

    The inventories are still very similar so until an agency confirms definitely there is technically a grey area. A very light grey to be honest.

    The vehicle itself is likely back in R’ussia now so will be unavailable for identification.

    The simple check will be: UA show folk all their BUK’s with the records (which they essentially have) and if none are missing it can be concluded it was not one of theirs.

    There will be fragments of the missile embedded in the plane (these work by creating flak essentially) and on the ground. Could well be some parts with serial numbers on. This is why securing the area and getting an international inspection team in to work alongside UA is perhaps a good idea.

    As each hour passes, the C’ossacks will be disposing of more incriminating evidence.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    SpeedBird says:

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    John Terry says:

    Nell, Can I cum on your tits?

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    Do not click this link says:

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    Diane Flabbott says:

    I’m free tonight…

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    18 says:

    Two Juden neo-cons on Newsnight want the dumb goy to sacrifice themselves. Quelle surprise.

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    What is Owen Jones? says:

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    He's a Bad un too says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Too many trying idiotically to find any angle to pin this as a deliberate act by Russia itself. People are implying this was not a horrific accident but neither Russia nor the ‘separatists’ had anything to gain by this.

    Was getting this sort of stuff on an earlier page today plus the cui bono defence where ‘the UA are trying to pin it on the RF whilst curiously (conveniently, maybe?) forgetting that the reverse holds equally true.

    But the BUK which comes in all shapes and sizes are of lesser grade in UA than RF. Anyone who would argue otherwise would need their bumps felt.

    As you say, it is down to evidence, how much can be established before it is spirited away. The grey you mention is really off-white IMO. The tweets, the film, the recordings – all from divers sources – the willingness of UA to be audited from the outside on this are all ignored by the likes of the above Anonymous poster.

    My understanding was that all life developed from plankton. We may have actually witnesses the reverse with some of these posts. :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Fucking drama queen.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Same old story.

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    My Brian Hurts says:

    Is BW and BW the same poster?

    Or BW and SC?

    Or BW and CO?

    Or BW and EU?

    *Mind boggling*

  126. 126
    Prince Charles says:

    Who ate all the pies?

  127. 127
    Heavy metal Fluoride says:

    BW and jgm2 are the same? Really?

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    Jesus says:

    And yet that tiny Isr@eli army has always and will always defeat the outnumbering raghead forces. Even if the infinite universe theory is true there will still never exist an example of a universe where the ragheads defeat Isr@el.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Agreed – the muzzers can never defeat an army that is based on logic and rationality (ie. Western). Plus they’re as thick as pig shit

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    Twitter reports MH17 was downed by a UFO.

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    Jezza says:

    i think you’ll find one of those in a black country – or shit hole – as most people call them

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    Активные мероприятия says:

    Дуя свистки! Дуя свистки!

    Приходите в пожалуйста.

    Сообщить для психического перепрограммирования.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oops! Look below a short way! :-)


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    I just give up. says:

    Yes, the “muzzers” are really thick as pig shit, now tell us when they expect Sharia law to take over British law in this sh1thole and lets know if we have any problems with these thick “muzzers” who are living in this country, keep thinking it and you will end up one day tapping you on the back with b u llets from his g un he is too thick to use or to have or never underestimate an enemy who is willing to die, you will be the one that ends uo d ead,

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’ t be daft.

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    U’kraine should have nothing to hide here from the international community.

    My grey / off white is just looking at the facts. To your point on differences in specification that is perhaps a detail to which the planes final altitude will be important.

    To save all of the wriggling agitprop from the bona fide GRU / SVR on this site, and the Useful Idiots, R’ussia can very easily draw a line under this.

    Confirm that the separatists R’ussian terrorists did it, with R’ussian equipment (stolen or given by a rogue element in their military, who will be quickly court martialled and shot), cut all involvement and move on. Perhaps stick around to help U’kraine get back on its feet again in a nice neighbourly way, seeing as R’ussia cares about the ethnic R’ussian’s in the country.

    Would end the conflict in E’ast U’kraine immediately.

    Now: What is R’ussia actually doing ?

    There we have casus belli. The cui bono does not really come in to this as the terrorists likely did not intend to shoot down a commercial liner, but that does not excuse them in any way shape or form.

    The irony is that with the large presence of GRU in Holland the plane likely did contain a number of spies – as per concern raised by those with their fingers on the trigger: R’ussian spies.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Sorry it’s late…

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    He's says:

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    You should read up on the following:

    Political Warfare / Active Measures.

    Very good Wiki articles to get you started.

    To get insight into how GRU operate, check Mitrokhin.

    Then, do some careful reading on how the Cheka operated in post revolutionary R’ussia, and pay attention to how their strategies worked.

    Next, check the more recent news archives to learn what the EEU is and what R’ussia’s interest in U’kraine is.

    Details on the weapons systems being discussed are available online also – enough to confirm what is being spoken about, from credible sources.

    Recognizing that R’ussia is trying to conduct a mainly psychological war is a good place to start. Then ask yourself why ? Partly elegance, P’utin is a fan of S’un T’zu, but mainly practical: They don’t have a strong military, nor full domestic support for the creation of the EEU.

    There is nothing pompous here. You can check up on all that is being spoken about and if you find fault or have query – raise it (important) or ask for clarification.

    With a Cheka you need to think double cross and in absolute terms. With us you need to think triple, and realize that there are no absolutes.

    Get it ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Note: @spa’inbuca has been suspended or otherwise taken off line.

    R’ussia has been pushing a lot of agitprop out on S’panish channels in particular. Targeting South America.

    Would disregard those sources unless confirmed by U’kraine Govt and a credible third party. eg. US or UK SIGINT.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Quite a good drum solo, trolling E’d B’alls ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Here is E’d B’alls drumming in C’ornwall:

    … and the beat goes on ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why doesn’t Choudary carry out jihad. Because he is a coward.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nicely done:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Nice try, but no cigar: Plane full of dead people theory offered by a R’ussian terrorist …

    @BW: What do you make of that one ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Neil Pert says:

    His drumming is more wooden than his economic knowledge.

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    Direct again, from the Mail:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    @BW: This is my take to the dead bodies theory.

    Shame that people video’d the plane coming down. That discredits the Sharknado theory:

    That would have worked nicely for R’ussia’s propaganda department: Jumping the shark at 33,000 feet.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    The spainbuca account was confirmed fake by pro-Russian’s themselves:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Йода, который пришел в от жары says:

    Если дуя Свистки был неэтилированный то он был бы полусырым.

    Ах …..

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    Здание школы номер 54, Смоленск says:

    Дуя свистки без сатурнизм ничего

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    According to an OSCE spokesman in an interview on CNN, the bodies are still laying outside – they have not been collected or transported to morgue facilities:

    Not going to be much left for relatives to bury.

    NB: Temperature in Donetsk region has been about 28C – sunny with scattered clouds. Leave a dead body out in those conditions it starts to go putrid fairly quickly.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bodies are a good food source for local animals.

    Bodies left in the open for any length of time are usually damaged by animals.

    U’kraine has a lot of meat eating fauna:


    Just sayin’

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Это плохо ветер, который не вызывает неприятный привкус во рту says:

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    Dave Spart says:

    And the way the scotch faggot keeps brushing his hair out of his face.

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    Stop demonising says:

    ….Has any other country shot down a civilian aircraft, by mistake ,or, otherwise?

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    Dave Spart says:

    Simon Cowell – they don’t come much meaner than that.

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    Dave Spart says:

    BW talking shite again and gets arse wiped by EU Troll.

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    Yeesh, my life says:

    Death pornography exploiting dead children to help and assist the very terrorists that were responsible for the deaths in the first place.

    The reality that the dumb left dont get is that hamas are responsible for every civilian death, if hamas stopped the terror attacks there would be no deaths.

    A perverted exploitation of dead children for propaganda purposes.

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    Dave Spart says:

    @BW Do your own research.

    And don’t come back until you have something specific to say not hairy fairy musings which could mean anything.

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    Dave Spart says:

    They are crap because lefty dogma is cast in stone. No original thought is allowed as it is considered heresy. Therefore everything on these blogs has been said before. They preach to the converted, the same old rhetoric, ad nauseum. It is all so predictable. And boring. Might explain Jimmy’s constant presence here.

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    bob says:

    Yeah I heard about that as well

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    G says:

    Could just as easily have been the ZioLoons fighting and conniving there.

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    pump my botty, bitch says:

    I’d like a personal review from the sexperv first please.

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    Keep up the good work Guido

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    Seeing as your moniker is one of the more vocal members of the more interesting narratives here, and because I do respect your views on certain matters, that is why some of the above was directed your way.

    However, the posts are more to counterpoint your moniker’s well known narrative with some reality for purpose of providing other readers with reference points where they can follow the reasoning and make a balanced judgement.

    Your’s is the least loony choice for the anti-thesis to the thesis of actual reality. That is a compliment.

    It is not about point scoring – unless of course you happen to be funded by R’ussia to do what you do, which is very likely not to be the case.

    Just think in terms of measure / countermeasure. None of it is personal either way.

    Folk really should not confuse their personal identities with anonymous net identities in any case – really doesn’t make sense does it ? :-)

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Norma Stitz says:

    More like a group of teachers who have just had their computers seized by police.

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    Norma Stitz says:

    That has not been heard anywhere since 9-11. How tasteful to post it now.

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    Yes – carry on doing that. I did state that I respect some of your position on certain matters.

    I would not get tied up in knots about the 6mil thing: That is sort of a re-run on the E’lders of Z’ion b/s – look at where that sourced from and more importantly how it was put about and where it sourced from.

    The parts of your narrative which I draw attention to are those which have largely been affected by the active measures campaign. If you check back you will notice a distinct pattern.

    There are some other aspects – eg. C’hile – on which a little more insight is needed to understand your own reaction / experiences, and more importantly a rationale for why certain ‘insane’ developments are happening.

    Folk are not completely stupid, but the notions I have been putting forward are happening right now and only really work if the target populations are unaware of what is happening.

    If you do take anything away, or indeed reflect and re-evaluate some aspects of your narrative, it may help focus strategy for addressing some of your legitimate concerns. Winning the battle is very different to actually fighting it.

    Would keep on top of the journo’s – and perhaps view with a more finely tuned eye. A number are not what they seem to be.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Five finger shuffle says:

    Is Neo Guido about to knock one out ?

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    Objection M'Lud says:

    Nah, the counsel got it because he was a bit cheeky and didn’t return to court as instructed. The defendant, who was bang to rights, subsequently pleaded guilty and got a 20 months inside.

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    A1 says:

    Spanish air traffic controller working there says it was Kiev who shot it down after two fighters escorted it.

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    A1 says:

    Well no, ZioScum herding millions into refugee camps at gunpoint and stealing their land is what’s to blame. And then you whine endlessly about the “Hollowcost”and what victims you are.

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    A1 says:

    Oh yea, Sigint are reeeeally reliable sources, LOL!

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    ZZZ says:

    So may Hasbara Shlomos in one place. Careful, you’ll give the game away, ZioLoons.

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    ZZZ says:

    The Talmud makes the Protocols of the Elders of Zion look lame.

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