July 17th, 2014

The Disappointment of a Continental Breakfast

Looks like the only thing anyone was drinking at breakfast was awkward juice…



  1. 1
    This is all wrong says:

    Why is the British PM fawning himself before a foreign civil servant?

  2. 2
    RQ says:

  3. 3
    Lord Hill says:

    Who are those two?

  4. 4
    Alex Feltham says:

    If only the vote on proportional representation had passed. Then everybody sickened by Cameron’s ridiculous PC policies could vote against him without letting that freak Miliband in.

    There’s a great post by the by on the solemn madness behind liberal pretensions called: “Racism Meme” at;


  5. 5
    England is becumin a ferd world cess-pit innit says:

    Why did we even bother liberating the fucks in western europe?

    The Nazis had no chance of invading us

    Western europe should now be a vast slave labour camp…..instead these fucks are ruling us

  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Tory manifesto must contain a definite pledge to axe the telly tax in the first session of parliament after the general election and a definite pledge to freeze the council tax for 5 years of the next parliament (making it compulsory on councils to freeze it by law) all this in order to ease the cost of living for the poor and squeezed middle.

    It’ll put Liebore & the Fib Demons in a spin :-)

  7. 7
    Iain Duncan Shite 5th Armchair division Ret'd says:

    If I’d been there it would’ve been a full English at least £39.00 worth.
    And guess wo’d be paying #plebs

  8. 8
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    There are two unions this Englishman would leave tomorrow, these are the people who have airbrushed England off the Map of the World, and expect us to live in the shithole they have created.

  9. 9
    Apart from says:

    … from 2015. However this year due to at least 415 compromise agreements the BBC will spend an extra £480m.

  10. 10

    Can’t stand the smell of each other, but out come the silly grins. Two faced geezers.

  11. 11
    Corruption Everywhere says:

    Pity they can’t axe the other 7,500 ‘journalists’ and just read the Guardian out loud for the news bulletins. That’s what the BBC would really like to do, isn’t it?

  12. 12
    Frank says:

    To be frank. I don’t trust either of those two.

  13. 13
    Witty Monker says:

    Ah, the Religion of Peace I see!

  14. 14
    Owen Jones says:

  15. 15
    Witty Monker says:

    How can this be, with Hamas building all those air raid shelters to protect their civilia … oh, wait.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    “The Disappointment of a Continental Breakfast”
    Given that what was supposed to be common market has turned into an empire. Eggs Benedict Arnold, seem most appropriate.

  17. 17
    TRUTH says:

    I was the first casualty.

  18. 18
    Someone else says:

    What’s this? A breakfast meeting of the Anti-English League?

  19. 19
    BBC radio 4 Toady Programme - Your Daily Poison says:

    They will not be touching us and we will still get all our foreign jollies and other perks.

  20. 20
    Drowning Voter says:

    To be frank I don’t trust any politician. Lying, troughing bastards the lot

  21. 21
    Someone else says:

    Because he’s a weak, weak man.

  22. 22

    Owen Jones: what exactly does this appalling failure of a man need to do to get sacked?

  23. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Israel v sPalestinians = None of our business
    Syria vs Jihadists = None of our business
    Ukraine vs Russia = None of our business
    Iraq vs ISIS = None of our business
    Afghanistan vs Taliban = None of our business

  24. 24
    Democracy Now says:

    Who elected you?

  25. 25
    Joe Public says:

    Usual crap from an immature schoolboy and still using last year’s mantras’
    Even the Guardian should hang its head in shame in using this idiot.

  26. 26
    Iain Donkey Smith says:

    Dead man walking.

    Meanwhile back at the DWP:

  27. 27
    Entering the Dragon says:

    Ah you say Karate is better than Kung Fu. Pah we will see.

  28. 28
    inside out says:

    Because he couldn’t throw a decent right hook.

  29. 29
    Guardian says:

    Sorry, but he’s cheap.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    before the General Election they need to have a Referendum on IN / OUT of Europe.

    And not a ”renegotiation of our relationship with Europe”

    Stay focussed.

  31. 31
    The Atlantic says:

    British Benedict Arnold was an intelligent man who saw the nascient American state of thugs and authoritarians as the pirate conspiracy based on a pack of lies that it has turned out to be – and rejected it. A man who took the difficult decision to see his mistake and do what was right.

  32. 32
    Andrew Mitchell Movies. says:

    The Hangover part 5 ?

  33. 33
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    In that pic of Dave & Junckers, is Dave high fiving or trying to karate chop Junckers?

    Junckers has just said to Dave “I am your father!” :-)

  34. 34
    Liar.Politicians says:

    David Cameron forgets that the Bilderberg greeting is not supposed to be used in public.

  35. 35
    ? says:

  36. 36
    Lord Hill says:

    Dave did.

  37. 37
    Bed Wetters of the World Unite says:

    White Dee and her fellow scroungers, mass immigration of third world wasters and huge numbers of sink estate breeders-and the tax bill to pay for it all has caused misery for me. IDS can only be accused of being disastrously timid, that’s all.

  38. 38
    Frenchman says:





    Can I sell you some onions? But not between noon and 2.30 when I am lunching

  39. 39
    The British Public says:

    Hear hear.

  40. 40
    Hamas says:

    The more deaths the better, as far as we’re concerned. Why us would we keep firing rockets?

  41. 41
    Maqboul the fool says:

    There was no vote on PR, only AV, which is worse than FPTP. Even the Royal Commission headed by Roy Jenkins admitted it favoured the NuLabour party.

  42. 42
    Election Expenses says:

    Do you still have the cheque stub?

  43. 43

    Did somebody mention breakfast? I’ll have the black pudding.

  44. 44
    Bluto says:

    What a prat!

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  46. 46
    Over Staffed and Over Paid says:

    They could axe ten times that number and still no one would notice.

  47. 47
    Maqboul the fool says:

    Owen Jones, what bedroom TAX? How much does HMRC collect in tax (clue: nothing).

    How much does it cost if you own your own property?

    How much does it cost if you work and pay for your council house?

  48. 48
    Jack Dromey says:

    Me too.

  49. 49
    Grimy Miner says:

    Diane, you ARE the black pudding.

  50. 50
    Total Bloody MADNESS says:

    There should not even be a president.

  51. 51
    George Galloway says:

    I am sick to my back teeth of defending those murdering toe rags known as Hamas.

    As the IDF holds to the humanitarian cease-fire, Gazan terrorists violate the truce by firing 3 mortars at Isr*el.

  52. 52
    How Many? says:

    Breaking: BBC announces the appointment of 67 ethnic weather presenters to more accurately predict the weather “Where You are”

  53. 53
    President Drone says:

    That’s not how we saw it buddy. That Limey was a traitor and should have been severley told off and a line drawn in his garden and if he crossed iot…well…another line would be drawn.

    That’ll learn him

  54. 54
    Odds favour ? says:

    Spectator has v good piece on Cameron’s “Barbie doll” brigade.

    It illustrates well his weak leadership (or lack of, in my opinion).


  55. 55
    angela panzer says:

    Hello Engerlanders.

    i am polishing my world cup this morning. It looks very nice on my desk..next to world’s most respected European, most times voted into office, best EU nation trophies.

    How are you doing, eh? Still the sad faces? For you, the football is over, ja?

    Never mind. You can still join in the EU. Properly, this time. And you will reap great rewards. We are tired of the whining Frogs..Join us at the top table

  56. 56
    bergen says:

    AV is a terrible system and I never understood why it was on offer.

  57. 57
    ZAZ says:

    So why are most MPs members of Clubs of Friends of the despot racist colony of right wing supremacist nutters of Izrael?!
    Is it because they are incompetently ignorant of what the Izzies get up to daily or is it because they are plain corrupt?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    There are pictures out there of J3wish schoolkids autographing bombs and shells to be dropped on Pals. Anyone can play this game.

  59. 59
    BBC says:

    We have accidentally reported on this. The intern that inadvertently pressed the publish button has been send to Bonaire to be re-educated.


  60. 60
    Shmuel says:

    Oy Vey, remember the Hollowcost, ve are always da victims! These inferior Goy vere killed legally according to Talmudic laws.

  61. 61
    The two Muppets says:

    If Hamas built shelters and protection for their people
    and not spend all their considerable wealth on rockets and
    missiles to fire indiscriminately into Israel , Gaza would be
    a much better place .

  62. 62
    Wins ton had it right, again says:

    There is a trend majoring here, ah yes….is slam.

    The fast does not appear to diminish their bloodthirsty mad mood, nor reason.

    Why then does Sky et al have to make specific health warnings for the dears, how do they go on in their cultural homelands where it exceeds 40 degrees not 25.

    And the annual despot payouts now totalling north of £55 BILLION, for what?

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    No more world cups for you or Germany’s football team when the United States of Europe team takes over :-)

    After BrExit England,Scotland,Wales & Northern Ireland will still be entering the world cup.

  64. 64
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Maybe if you looked at what the thread was about rather than what somebody decided to usurp it away from into a tread about lines in the sand.
    By the way if you are ever in Cyprus go to Dakielia Military Cemetery you will be amazed by the amount of squaddies killed by Stern and his Leci, only a few years after fighting across Western Europe to free the ingrates.

  65. 65
    Z1A says:

    The Izzies endlessly whine about their victimhood but behave worse than the proverbial naizs when nobody’s looking.

    The Izzies helped set up Hamas. Izzies should have stayed in their real homes in Kazakhstan instead of stealing Palestinian lands at gunpoint and creating MILLIONS of homeless.

  66. 66

    Hopefully without the attitude of the late night rolling news bloke who does the paper round, with a sneer.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    How to impress the voters. Ignore them when they are being harassed and exploited.


    Just another corrupt day for this government.

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  69. 69
    If Only says:

    The forthcoming enquiry should re-open the peedo side of the Dun blane massacre.

  70. 70
    Spartacus says:

    Winner of today’s caption competition by a mile !

  71. 71
    Z1A says:

    Check out Tal mud tidbits and you’ll find out that it’s Chews who think they are God’s Master Race. That’s why Crckpot Rabbies like Ovadia Yusef had such a huge following.

  72. 72
    The Lone Ranger says:

    The Palestinians are not all Muslims – some are but some are Christian.

  73. 73
    Blowing Willies says:

    Yes, they were killed by Heavy Metal Jooce.

  74. 74
    The Lone Ranger says:

    If you really want to know the weather “where you are” then use http://www.accuweather.com/ . If you only want a laugh then turn on the telly (or radio).

  75. 75
    Lord Hill says:

    It was cash.

  76. 76
    Blowing Willies says:

    Getting confused with the Lebanese ol’ fruit.

  77. 77
    Politician says:

    So that it wouldn’t be accepted, silly billy.

  78. 78
    Just askin says:

    Sure it wasn’t a Hamas missile failing short?

  79. 79
    Politician says:

    Oh dear, b*@**lly is being modded. Try again:

    So that it wouldn’t be accepted, silly bi***!ly

  80. 80
    David Cameron says:

    Stop being so narrowminded boated.

  81. 81
    Owen Jones says:

    So that fucking honest,fucking genuine fellow,Nick fucking Clegg doesn’t think the ‘bedroom fucking tax’ is fair…took him a fucking while to fucking well figure that one out! fucking P45s never lie!👋

  82. 82
  83. 83
    The Atlantic says:

    He was a British patriot. The Americans were the traitors. Still are. Can’t be trusted. Ever. Not even with mowing the lawn and putting the clippings on the compost heap.

  84. 84
    Abu Qatada says:

    You dumb ass infidels always fall for this Muslamic trap. The only problem is that the trap beheads you so we can’t

  85. 85
    Blowing Willies says:

    Hamas are getting tremendous sympathy from this “murder’ to the extent that it was almost worth doing it themselves, since the Isra­elis had not risen to the bait.

  86. 86
    An old car sticker says:

    Merkelkraft? Nein Danke!

  87. 87

    One on the cognac, the other on the liberal tears

  88. 88
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Obviously putting a clear yellow streak down his back before the election

  89. 89
    Taxfodder says:

    There is a lot of truth in this..

    If those we elected to run our own affairs…can’t seem to make our own sums add up and/or improve the state of this country (which has been deteriorating for many years) why on earth do they think they have the slightest clue about whats others need and to advise on how to solve others overseas problems.

    Seems to me the job in hand is the issue here, get that right then perhaps their advice may be useful and creditable elsewhere.

    Until then snouts out!

  90. 90

    Dave is incredible.

    He has shown he cannot jump, yet in doing so has jumped the shark !

    Vote UKIP :-D

  91. 91
    Dave in Wonderland says:

    You put your left leg in and pull your left leg out. You do the okeycokey and you turn around. That’s what I am all about.

  92. 92
    Trebles all round says:

    The canals and waterways are being run by a bunch of greedy troughers who are, completely by design, utterly unaccountable.

    The waterways are supposed to be a national asset, but they now run it as a private business – in fact, it is worse than that. Most private businesses are usually accountable to their customers. This bunch are not. They are a nasty bunch of monopolists as well as being deeply incompetent.

  93. 93
    Blowing Willies says:

    Where’s the apology for that specific incident? Link please

  94. 94
    Blowing Willies says:

    Most are living quite happily in Israel then as Israeli citizens.

  95. 95
    Angela's issues says:

    You should feel sorry for Dave. He has to lick clean my ‘liebensraum’ every time I have a pee. Yesterday Germany, today Europe.

  96. 96
    George Galloway says:

    “Honest” Owen Jones Hamas to Blame for Gaza Destruction http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/298780#.U8eptTYmNDE.twitter … Couldn’t agree more.

  97. 97
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Junkers knows his real enemy is Farage. Mr. Smoothie will be easily worked.

  98. 98
    Blowing Willies says:

    Easily amused I see

  99. 99
    A1 says:

    Hello Shlomo! Pretending to be someone else again, I see.

  100. 100
    Mk1 Eyeball says:

    Or go outside

  101. 101
    Blowing Willies says:

    Those are not bombs but tank shells. This picture is 32 years old FFS

  102. 102
    Christ the night. says:

    Wrong ,it’s Nick Clegg who will cause problems and he’s off to a good start today.

  103. 103
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I find looking out of the fuckin’ window does the trick :-)

  104. 104
    Old Nick Heavenly says:


  105. 105
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Unlike you, I don’t claim to know where most are living. You really should relax more.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Ahh, that’s all part of the act. They pretend not to like each other but the compromise is that the EU thwarts Scottish independence, Dave stops his team from saying anything too nasty about the EU and they both do their best to stop the French from completely screwing the EU’s banking system and finances.

  107. 107
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

  108. 108
    Oh, really? says:

    Non, il n’est que de jus de fruits que je bois avec mon petit-déjeuner. N’est-ce pas le vin. Non, pas du tout. Comment allez-vous aimer votre tasse de thé anglais, monsieur?

  109. 109
    Oh, really? says:

    Good. They deserve it. Next point, Sunni?

  110. 110
    Oh, really? says:

    Toto, get back to making crap music.

  111. 111
    They're only rag-heads, chill-out says:

    Boo Hoo. 4 more that won’t grow up to be suicide bombers.

  112. 112
    Back in the EUSSR says:

    Looks like Dave mistook Junkers sieg heil salute for a high five.

  113. 113
    Small Children says:

    BBC employees touch us all the time.

  114. 114
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Dead ones are usually OK.

  115. 115
    They're only rag-heads, chill-out says:

    It was a fucking desert in 1948. Jordan then lost territory in 67, and again in 73, after launching unprovoked wars against a sovereign state.

    Fuck the mooslims, up the ass, I hope Is ra el utterly obliterate them.

    Imagine that… a world without mooslims… lovely.

  116. 116
    Jimmy says:

    Spoonface wins for Britain the prestigious car park portfolio.

  117. 117
    The Growler says:

    In that top pic Mr Junket looks as if he bored to tears and Dave looks as if he has had a nithe nice suprise

  118. 118
    workers vote UKIP. .And email Chucky. says:

    Saying of the decade.

    “Is that true? Or did you hear it on the BBC?”

    Vote UKIP get UKIP.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    All together now:

    #Everybody was Kung-fu fighting….. Huh!

  120. 120
    workers vote UKIP. .And email Chucky. says:

    Having travelled much of the inland waterways it is amazing how many housing developments have appeared on BW land (that’s BRITISH Waterways)

    And then you look at BW website (I did in 2005) and the opening line on their homepage stated.
    “British waterways are custodians of the waterways for the nation”

    AND THEN I looked at the board of directors! To a man… ex construction industry!!! WTF?

    No wonder they were EX construction industry, cnuts have lined their pockets and don’t need to work anymore.

    Another quango/ngo (whatever) Strikes.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Kung foo fighting!(or shiteing)

  122. 122
    Tom Catesby says:

    I thought you were!

  123. 123

    I think you ll find isis IS our business coz if someone does nt stop them soon they ll be into North Africa , up the soft underbelly of Europe (Vatican as first prize ) and getting ready to launch from Dunkirk before you can say Osama s a dead ‘un….

  124. 124

    “Hey CamiSlut aah m top Brussells honkie now so yoo s mahh bitch .

    Eat mahh dust!!

  125. 125

    Absolutely .

    Last week daggers drawn . This week high fives .

    I just hate duplicitous hypocrisy !!

  126. 126
    Iceberg Slim says:

    Cameron: Wassup, boss?

    Juncker: Wassup, bitch?

  127. 127
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Fuck Hammond,you should be our new foreign sec.

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