July 17th, 2014

One in the Eye for the Sisterhood

https://twitter.com/HelenGoodmanMP/status/489731243605774336

Nettle-sucker Helen Goodman has strayed from the Labour line on the reshuffle. She really hates Tories…

UPDATE: It’s gone.

A Labour Party spokesperson said:

“The Labour Party’s view is that David Cameron’s promises on increasing the representation of women are a sham. He said a third of all his ministers would be women. Fewer than one-in-four are. It is David Cameron who has failed.”

That doesn’t really add weight to Goodman’s apology.

UPDATE II:


92 Comments

  1. 1
    TJ says:

    Aaaah Helen Goodman, you’d have to be a Desperateman to want to.

  2. 2
    P l e b says:

    I hate Tories too.

  3. 3
    Who Cares? says:

    Bitter Labour tribalist.

  4. 4
    figurewizard says:

    What a terrible picture of her. She looks like she’s breaking wind.

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    Good bye everybody.

    I’m off to Gaza to be a human shield rather than tweeting endless drivel.

  6. 6
    concrete pump says:

    Fugly.

  7. 7
    Jemima Puddleduck says:

    Bitch!

    How very dare she comment on wimmins appearance

  8. 8
    Winston says:

    What an unpleasant looking witch

  9. 9

    What a horrible person!

  10. 10

    I hope none of them have a taste for chocolate or I might have competition *innocent face*

  11. 11
    Birmingham's state education system says:

    And these womens. These white womens are filthy whores like all Western womens.

  12. 12
    Token northern git says:

    Why is Labour stuffed full of haters like this piece of rug munching pond life?

  13. 13
    Tweeting endless drivel is what Twitter's for says:

    What else would you do with Twitter?

  14. 14
    Esther McThigh says:

    This afternoon I’m going commando and will be wowing the staff at Watford JCP with my Manolo Blahniks.
    #TokenGash

  15. 15
    One Nation Fizz... goes flat says:

  16. 16

    I forecast that some of the new ministers will prove successful, some unsuccessful and some about average. There will be no correlation between their sex and their level of success, nor will it matter whether their appearance could set pulses racing or stop a clock.

  17. 17
    Suzie says:

    I live in her area, she’s a complete waste of space. Opened a fete at Ingleton and talked about a completely different Ingleton and when her mistake was pointed out to her she had the cheek to blame a young intern (unpaid intern). She isn’t interested in her constituents they are just a stepping stone in her ambition.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    Virgin queen says:

    Wasn’t she the one who turned up at a village in her consistency and wittered on mistakenly about some caves in a village with the same name in Lancashire by mistake ? Perhaps she should spend some more time learning about the area she represents instead to being bitchy about others

  20. 20
    non taxable pikey says:

    Just send me your GPS co-ordinates regularly so I can pass them on to Bibi.

  21. 21
    Will says:

    Bloody hell how much did they have to airbrush her official photo.
    Another labour Oxbridge mp who has never worked beyond think tanks or public sector. Also according to Wikipedia managed to give a 5 minute speech on the whong place before someone dragged her away from speaking. Married to another think tank wonk.

  22. 22
    Ed Fizzes says:

  23. 23
    Lard Presclott of Chipolata-cum-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

    You’d really hate everyone if you had a face like that!

  24. 24
    Labour Party spokesmong says:

    Hatred is in our DNA. We hate everything and every one.

    Success? We hate it.
    Wealth? We hate it (unless it’s ours).
    NHS patients? We hate them.
    The English? We hate them.
    The white working class? We hate them.
    English countryside? We hate it.
    The idea of a meaningful education for children? We hate it.
    British culture? We hate it.
    The English language? We hate it.
    Motorists? We hate them.
    The self-sufficient? We hate them.
    Freedom? We hate it.
    Taxpayers? We hate them.
    Private enterprise? We hate it.

  25. 25
    non taxable pikey says:

    In the last week or so Assad’s tanks have been going down like nine-pins. Now who could be supplying the Free Syrian Army with all these TOW missiles? Anybody got any ideas?

  26. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    ♫♪ I’m just your -♫

    Jack in the box ♪
    ♫ you know whenever love knocks
    I’m gonna bounce ♫♪
    up and down on my spring ♪♫♪

    I’m just your jack in the box
    because for your love I’d do anything

    la
    la
    la
    la… ♫♪

  27. 27
    make mine a munter says:

    it’s her sex face.

  28. 28
    That's fair says:

    Can’t fault the message but wouldn’t complain if someone shot the messenger.

  29. 29
    Champagn socialist says:

    More fizz plizz.

  30. 30

    OneNationFizz = Fanzine Nit Zoo

  31. 31
    Mr Logic says:

    You comment as waaaay too reasonable and sensible for this forum.
    Go find yourself a more grown up blogsite.

  32. 32
    Champagne socialist says:

    But we love champagne

  33. 33

    The reaction of several female politicians to Dave’s new appointments plays to a stereotype, that women do not know what they want and are impossible to please.

  34. 34
    Odds favour ? says:

    Seen similar across the female spectrum:

    Spectator has v. good piece on Cameron’s “Barbie doll” brigade.

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9265621/a-misogynistic-reshuffle/

    Anne McElvoy: “Seat belts on as L-plate ministers take the wheel. Many of the newcomers are highly able. But several of them are in the wrong jobs, or can make no impact.”

    Fleetstreetfox: “Women promoted for being women: What could POSSIBLY go wrong?”

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    She’s really nailed the mad cat lady look.
    Apparently she’s somehow involved with former charity the Children’s Society.
    They say ‘£10 a month could pay for a young runaway to contact our project workers when they are in danger’. Seriously how does that work?

  36. 36
    The two Muppets says:

    What is it with Labour women ,Bitter, twisted and spewing bile ,
    Labour really are the nasty party ( It is not their fault than most
    of them are as ugly as sin ) .

  37. 37
    Gordon Broon says:

    Well luv, aren’t you pleased you don’t have that problem

  38. 38
    A Lefty says:

    Labour have incorporated the union flag – the union flag! – into their One Nation theme. Little better than a swastika. I’m disgusted. What are the they thinking?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Boris Yeltsin has let himself go a bit.

  40. 40
    One Notion Labour says:

    Tax it/them.

  41. 41
    arty farty says:

    Whereas you’re a fucking intellectual giant with yer PPE, eh luv.

  42. 42
    Cinna says:

    Helen Goodman: A Life.

    On leaving Oxford she worked as a researcher for the Labour MP Phillip Whitehead. She worked in HM Treasury as a fast stream administrator holding many posts including on the Energy Desk, the Exchange Rate Desk, Central Budget Unit, Overseas Finance and finally she was the head of strategy. In 1990-1 she was seconded to the Office of the Czechoslovak Prime Minister to advise on their economic transition after the Velvet Revolution.

    From 1997 she was the director of the Commission on the Future for Multi Ethnic Britain (sponsored by the Runnymede Trust). She was appointed the Head of Strategy at The Children’s Society in 1998, where she was involved in lobbying on policies to cut child poverty. From 2002 until her election she was the chief executive of the National Association of Toy and Leisure Libraries which supported 1,000 projects across Britain. She is a member of the GMB Union and the Christian Socialist Movement, Amnesty International and Friends of the Earth.

    In other words a leftie gobshite who has never held down a proper job in her life.

  43. 43
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Has Helen Goodman never heard of hair shampoo?

  44. 44
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Whereas, of course, Labour wimmin are intellectual giants e.g Mad Hattie Harperson, the Eagle Brothers, etc.!!!

  45. 45
    John Redwoods Singing says:

    Is it really scarf weather? Where is he, one of those trendy ice bars or something?

  46. 46
    Little Black Book says:

    Old PIE face Hattie is a Mili–sham-bles

  47. 47
    Duty Pędant says:

    Jizz Lunch

  48. 48
    Ed Miliband says:

    Wunashun

  49. 49
    Cruise Missile says:

    Im not touching that.

  50. 50
    Barclays says:

    Do we not need as many Boris bikes around Westminster as the new cabinet will regularly be on their menstrual cycle?

  51. 51
    Diane Abbot says:

    Oi

  52. 52
    visibly shaken says:

    why can’t the project workers contact the police when they are in trouble?

    why do they need young runaways to help them?

  53. 53
    Politically incorrect says:

    She has a face like a bulldog licking p155 of a nettle.

  54. 54
    Barbie says:

    Hi I’m Barbie!

  55. 55
    Tom Catesby . says:

    ‘Fizz? Like a damp squib.

  56. 56
    Tom Catesby . says:

    A face like a stuntman’s knee.

  57. 57
    south7eventh says:

    Nettle-sucker, never heard the word before. I thought about it for a bit and I agree it is more than apt for her and a large number of others who sit on the Opposition benches. Men as well as women.

  58. 58
    Oh, really? says:

    What a weird expression! What a bizarre pose!

    “You will not believe where I have just shoved my fingers!” she seems to be saying.

  59. 59
    Ghost of Lady Thatcher says:

    actually all of Wavy Davy’s cabinet are women, Dave is an Old Woman fussing over bum sex and badgers while the whole country slides into the global Caliphate

  60. 60
    A Labour Hoon says:

    Bring out the window dressing in Labour.

  61. 61
    Enemy of the State says:

    This woman got whupped with an ugly stick. Then she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  62. 62
    Expat Geordie says:

    Multi Ethnic Britain? Then she represents an all white constituency in the north east.

  63. 63
    Helen F*kstain says:

    I was right to publish the contents of my head, i.e. a pile of steaming, useless, brainless shit, and right to apologise for it.

  64. 64
    E L Whisty (Head Groundsman) says:

    Spike Milligan’s Dad reincarnated.

    If I had a bag of spanners that looked like that I would take the fucker back to Halfords.

  65. 65
    Colin says:

    Fleetstreetfox: “Women promoted for being women: What could POSSIBLY go wrong?”

    What went wrong when they appointed lots of 30ish women to run NHS PCTs just to show they were right on. Cost a fortune in severence payments (luckily ministers come cheaper).

  66. 66
    Stupid Auld Leech votes Labour. says:

    When will Labour fuck off and do one and take their stupid old bags of tricks with them. Boring Garbage. Brainwashed weirdos with no wisdom. That’s the truth! Stupid Old Witch.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    The funny thing is that the one legendary female Tory who certainly wasn’t a puppet is hated by labour more than anyone else.

  68. 68
    old fart says:

    Former Europe Minister Caroline Flint has launched a blistering attack on Gordon Brown for treating women ministers as “female window dressing”.

    Ms Flint is angry that she stood by Mr Brown but he failed to promote her to full cabinet minister status.

  69. 69
    KoffandDieLabour says:

    Nettle suckers? 4×4 scratchers and dog poisoners more like

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    She has a face like a bulldog liking piss off a thistle

  71. 71
    Bonar Law says:

    No, Guido, NOT “a Labour Party spokesperson …” That’s politically correct codswallop. You mean, “a Labour Party spokesman …” – the correct generic term.

  72. 72
    Biffo says:

    What’s wrong with some Leftie hypocrisy? Multi Ethnic Britain for the plebs, a nice all-white constituency for the the nettle chewer.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    If the Devil should cast his net ! (both pictures)

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    I couldnt agree more, i cant believe how downright nasty most female Labour MPs are.Yvette, Hattie and the appalling Angela Eagles.If they spoke about anybody else in the vile way they talk about the Government somebody would give them a smack.Their husbands/ girlfriends must be hard up.

  75. 75
    disillusioned says:

    A modern tragedy, one of many. An intelligent and capable woman led astray by false ideology.

  76. 76

    A face like a robbers dog!

  77. 77
    Wonga says:

    Bollocks. The fit ones will be in the Sun.

  78. 78

    Witches are ugly, it’s an occupational hazard

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    #onenationjizz

  80. 80
    Wonga says:

    Right what she said but these politicians of all colours have never had a proper job and are just tax blood suckers on a grant.

  81. 81
    carlo gambino says:

    L’abour have incorporated the union flag – the union flag’

    ——————————————————————-

    You know it’s perfectly acceptable to use the words ‘union jack’.

  82. 82
    Harpic and Milli - the gift that keeps on giving says:

    May I remind the latest daft gobshite labour woman that Blair inflicted 101 of his Blair’s Babes upon us! – what a bunch of bovine airheads who were indeed his Muppety Puppets

  83. 83
    bints are best says:

    We need more women in government because men don’t know how to do anything.

    Now go get a perm.

  84. 84
    carlo gambino says:

    ‘far too’. unless you’re from the US.

  85. 85
    Edgar says:

    A face like a Labour politicianess.

  86. 86
    Tel E. Caster says:

    I believe it was P J O’Rourke who once remarked that women on the left tend to be uglier than women on the right because, as they get older, all of their rancour and bitterness comes out in their faces.

  87. 87
    fuKoffandDieLabour says:

    Assholes – shut your feeble klapper troll mouths – become a #QGM member – stamp out the eco pc trolls now n kick milliflange right up his lefty swollen prostate (Working class read prostrate)

  88. 88
    Softnaivecoont says:

    I like Nick Clegg – Cable is a backstabbing weasel CamerMaceroon went to the wrong school – much better PMs available from shithole inner city spunkholes like Milliperambulist went to and lost his tuck shop money every day to – er – future Labour voters

  89. 89
    Don't know what we want but we know how to get it says:

    F##k me it’s Davros, king of the Daleks (not to be confused with DAVOS of course)

  90. 90
    Badvok says:

    I didn’t see what was tweeted, this is from the indepenent ……………………………Helen Goodman, the MP for Bishop Auckland in County Durham, told her 5,500 Twitter followers this afternoon: “#Mail’s page on Tory women was fair: all are puppets who’ll change nothing and their appearance really is most interesting thing about them.”

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Wrong causality

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Yure just jellus cus even fugly lieber wimmin are nicer then yure donkies/camels/littel bouys


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