July 16th, 2014

SPEAKER WATCH: Bercow’s “F**k Off” Bust Up With Fabricant

The Speaker didn’t take too kindly to being reminded of the time he launched a four-letter tirade at the Clerk of the House by Michael Fabricant this afternoon. The chamber was stunned to silence and poor Bercow didn’t know quite how to respond as the expletive made its way into Hansard:

A Clinton-esque reply from Bercow, giving himself just enough wriggle room. Of course Fabbers was technically wrong that Bercow told Robert Rogers to “*.*.*.* off”. Guido understands the full quote was: “F**k off Robert, can’t you see we haven’t finished yet…”


  1. 1
    Miss Mc Vey says:

    A brace of tossers. First…

  2. 2

    Technically ! , !

  3. 3
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    If it’s true what was said and Bercow has clearly denied it then surely he has lied to the House?

  4. 4
    Penny M says:

    Fabricant with his “fuck” is some way behind me and my “penis and testicles”

  5. 5
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    He’s a jumped up little squirt

    He has to jump up to squirt a little.

  6. 6

    Esther is a top totty. Spread ‘em.

  7. 7
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Does that make Mr. Squeaker a closet LibDem ?

  8. 8
    Ghost of Leon says:

    They all lie !

  9. 9
    JadedJean31 says:

    BBC plan to promote ethnic minorities is racist, says MP


    Philip Davies challenges BBC executives to hand over their own jobs, claiming the policy discriminates against the white working class


    Note the ethnicity of the one on the right in the picture. Could it be that his tribe promotes equalitarianism because they have the IQ advantage over the rest of us (but shhhh! don’t tell anyone). Could the promotion of racial equality (or even positive descrimination) be to one elite group’s advantage rather than pulling up the real disadvantaged?

  10. 10
    The two Muppets says:

    Bercow looked as though he had just chewed a wasp .He is an even
    worst Speaker than Gorbals Mick and that is saying something .

  11. 11
    Harridan Harmanhater says:


  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    This wasn’t about Ian Kennedy it was about the Clerk of the House. Do you even watch the videos you post?

  13. 13
    táxpáyér says:


  14. 14
    John Bellingham says:

    Gorbals Mick was a sheet metal worker and a sheet Speaker. Burcowitz is just a little sheet.

  15. 15
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Harridan Harperson trying to lose the next election just started this afternoon- my lipreading is far from perfect but she continued repeating her moronic remarks. Poor ole. Millipede he has 9 months+ of this……

  16. 16
    Freudian slip ? says:

    Polititians !

    That’s how Cameron’s totties are described by a DM reader, in the comments section of an article on the reshuffle.

  17. 17
    Butler-Sloss says:

    The Speaker urges participation in “A New Magna Carta?” Parliamentary Consultation. Heres how http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201415/cmselect/cmpolcon/463/463.pdf

  18. 18

    Probably quite blond down there.

  19. 19

    If he said “Fuck off Robert”, was he not telling Robert to fuck off?

  20. 20
    Siôn Simon says:

    I think I must have done a bit too much wanking.

  21. 21
    Get Carta says:

    I’m going to sit in the car and whistle Rule Britannia.

  22. 22
    Derek Draper says:

    I can heal you.

  23. 23
    william says:

    The Democracy live tape of this interchange has mysteriously been taken down (on Bercow’s instruction?).

  24. 24

    Is Michael Fabricant going to becone an InterTrader to pay for hus new dental crown ??

    Seriously though good ole Fabbers ….

    It takes guts to go against this despotic little oik of a Speaker and he may well have to put up with a few uneasy salutational exchanges when their paths cross along the Westminster corridors ….. but nothing akin to the sheer vitriol which Jean Claude e and Dave will exchange with each other for the forseeabke future on their jointly entering the Lipsius Building !!

  25. 25

    Makes a change from describing most if the Opposition Front Bench
    as …….politwatians .

  26. 26

    No . It makes him a fully paid up politwotian.

  27. 27

    Yes….but he was not “technically ” telling him to eff you see kay off.

    By such verbal irrelevancies will the decline of this society be recallled.

    ( Shades of Clinton ” ..I did not have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with that woman”

    — but she sucks a mean cock )

  28. 28
    Wah wah pedal says:

    For all his airs and graces, he’s a little oik.

  29. 29

    Someone must have been at the darkies last night *innocent face*

  30. 30

    Ohh Penny …. with what endkess bounties were ever you bestiwed …..smart , intelligent , attractive , beautiful , sexy …..and with a penis and testickes as well .

    What other delights lie in store for your teen generation of pubescent dusciples we wonder …

  31. 31

    ……. and of course .. you ve just been awarded a pussy as well !!!

  32. 32

    So are you fantasising a threesone with Soubry then …

    Whatever floats your boat .

  33. 33
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Jerkow setting a wonderful example of artificial honesty to cover his patent dishonestry as the Mothrf+++er of all Parliaments.

  34. 34
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Who admonishes the Speaker for lying to the House?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    We do not need any work in this area.

    The problem with this country is that it has lost the basic rule of law. There is no justice system left that can cope or adapt to the changing world.

    Without a system to enforce, the country is becoming more lawless. I do not mean street crime, I mean corporate lawless trends.

    Some of the most lawless institutions are the ones covered by Acts of Parliament. But as one judge said you need a large London Law firm. He said no firms in the north had any ability to handle the cases.

    So for a small dispute I would have to sell my house to pay for justice against a body that is regulated by Acts of Parliament. This is what the judge expected.

    These institutions know the situation, and abuse everyone in their path. They can not be touched.

    Those that maintain this situation are called MPs. These are the only people that we can make pay. 2015 is the year that they will account for their disregard for life.

  36. 36
    Joe Public says:

    Lord Hunt of the BBC “Look at the data and see what’s happening at the BBC, and there is a kind of ceiling – BAME [black, Asian and ethnic minority] people tend to get to a certain point and don’t rise. The theme here is not racism, it is equality of opportunity.”
    If only the BBC would publish its data as well as a listing of its “diversity” including homosexual and lesbian employees – but the BBC is as transparent as pig shit.
    I believed positive discrimination was cast out, but now the BBC want to reintroduce it.

  37. 37
    Just Asking. says:

    Perhaps Milibandwagon should reshuffle his Shallow Cabinet?
    Suggestions on a tampax to his Westminster address please.

  38. 38
    Just Saying. says:

    Don’t hold your breath.

  39. 39
    geordieboy says:

    Yes he was born in a Mexican Bedding Store called “The Sheet House”

  40. 40
    geordieboy says:

    Clinton was pointing to Madeline Allbright when he said that.

  41. 41
    noix says:

    And ‘I did not inhale’. Christopher Hitchens explained that was because he ate as he is allergic to smoke (athematic)!

  42. 42
    How lawyers lie with aplomb says:

    Clinton was looking out the window at a random woman passer by on the street below when he said that.

  43. 43
    UK expat says:

    Bercow always was a Hunt and will always be a Hunt. Well known for being a Hunt when he studied at the University of Essex. In summary he is a Hunt…

  44. 44
    Confucius says:

    It takes a cnut to know a cnut.
    Fabricnut and Berknut are pees from the same pod.

  45. 45
    Fishy says:

    It was BME last week. We have to keep up with little things like that or the totalitarian left will accuse us of being racist. They set the rules but never bother to tell us..in that we will always be wrong!

  46. 46
    The Boys in the Army says:

    Now we know where his slapper of a wife gets it from.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:


  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t matter which side if the political fence bercow sits on – he’ll always have the manners and charisma of Vicky Pollard.

  49. 49
    Esther McVey says:

    Today, I will be mostly trying to brush off thick dandruff from Bercow’s shoulders.

  50. 50
    Casual Observer says:

    Black box, defo

  51. 51
    Naughtius Maximus says:

    Nail some sense into ‘im.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    “poor Bercow didn’t know quite how to respond as the expletive made its way into Hansard”
    Hows about permanently replacing the word ‘f**k’ with the term ‘frack’? Since they sound very similar, and are almost indistinguishable in effect with regard to final outcome.

  53. 53
    stushie says:

    Gorbals was boilermakers union Wallah.. Just like Prescot was ‘A SEAMAN’.
    Pass the sickbag They were (a re) 100% chancers.

  54. 54
    Silent Blob says:

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