July 16th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: #BringBackOurBoys Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mrs Emma Lewell-Buck (South Shields)

Q2 Jonathan Reynolds (Stalybridge and Hyde) 

Q3 Mr Gareth Thomas (Harrow West) 

Q4 Caroline Nokes (Romsey and Southampton North)

Q5 Huw Irranca-Davies (Ogmore)

Q6 Andrew Jones (Harrogate and Knaresborough) 

Q7 Julian Smith (Skipton and Ripon)

Q8 Mr Pat McFadden (Wolverhampton South East) 

Q9 Dan Jarvis (Barnsley Central) 

Q10 Mr Stephen O’Brien (Eddisbury) 

Q11 Anne Marie Morris (Newton Abbot) 

Q12 Julie Elliott (Sunderland Central)

Q13 Julian Sturdy (York Outer)

Q14 Ian Lucas (Wrexham) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Mickey Gove says:

    I’ve got nothing to do today.

  2. 2
    bob says:

    1 forgot about this 30 minutes of arse licking

  3. 3
    Vote Dave? Get stuffed says:

    Just because Dave has appointed a few token eurosceptics doesn’t mean you can trust him any further than I could throw Diane Abbot’s lunch-box.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    I know how you feel.

  6. 6
    Owen Jones says:

    Today’s PMQ’s looks boring to me.

    My time would be better spent partaking in Bumsex.

  7. 7
    Esther's Helpful Discharge says:

    Can the Prime Minister confirm whether his office have been in contact with the Quartet Peace Envoy as to whether they really are ‘sideways’?

  8. 8
    Maqboul the fool says:

    I hear the BBC are blaming Israel for Hamas continuing the rocket attacks and breaking the ceasefire.

  9. 9
    Here we go again says:

    Ten more rape victims at Lambeth children’s home linked to ex Labour minister break silence http://bit.ly/1p62mbi

  10. 10
    Here we go again says:

    Ten more r*pe victims at Lambeth children’s home linked to ex Labour minister break silence http://bit.ly/1p62mbi

  11. 11
    Diane Hugebott says:

    I have a lunch-crate actually.

  12. 12
    Dr Death says:

    Now that Camoron has brought in a bit of tottie will we see more heaving cleavage and stocking tops… the electorate has a right to know..

  13. 13
    never knowingly over eaten says:

    With backups

  14. 14
    chapter 11 says:

    Not on strike

  15. 15
    Ed says:

    Can I phone a friend?

  16. 16
    Jacki Smith says:

    I did. Tories complained. My man looked elsewhere.

  17. 17
    Gordon McDoom says:

    I know the answer, it’s C.

    C, which is a convincing zero % increase

  18. 18
    Dont look says:

    Hope not – it’ll frighten the horses

  19. 19
    Lizzie says:

    In the classic phrase, “Here’s fourpence, phone them all …”

  20. 20
    The BBC says:

    Shut up.

    If it’s Labour, we’re not interested.

  21. 21
    The Noncefinder General says:

    I only have things to say about Tory nonces – because noncing only started in May 1979.

    But I’m not trying to party politicise this – honest!

  22. 22

    Lord Hill, faceless, dull, unknown, unelected, uninspiring. Perfect for Brussels.

  23. 23
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Stop oppressing me.

    It’s so sexist that the Daily Mail commented on the appearance of the liberated women who have been promoted in the fight against the patriarchy. I don’t care that the majority of Daily FAIL readers are women they are all just brainwashed sexists to believe that a woman’s appearance matters.

    Yes, in my articles about the soccer world cup I relentless mocked the appearance and clothes of the male commentators but that’s different, I am an empowered and fierce woman so you can’t stop me with your r4pe culture.

    We need to change the culture. It is wrong that men find women physically attractive, especially when men find young women attractive that’s why I support #NoMorePage3 – a woman being educated, , carter-minded, feminist and having a degree in women’s studies at age 38 should be the thing that men find attractive and we won’t stop whining until all men are embarrassed to admit they find physically beautiful Page 3 women attractive.


  24. 24
    Caroline Norks says:

    Would the Prime Minister like me to get my norks out?

  25. 25
  26. 26
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    Never mind!

    Tony had his ‘Blair Babes’

    I’ve got my ‘Cameron Clits’!

    So there!

  27. 27
    Harriet Harmful says:

    Why wasn’t I promoted?

  28. 28
    m'Lud Prezza of Hull and Damnation, LieBore Illumination & Bon viva says:

    That’s my kinda gal!!

  29. 29
    A Professional Homosexualist at the Biased Bullshit Corpse says:

    Yes, – but could you finish in time to clean up?

  30. 30
    m'Lud Mandleslime says:

    O I do so agree

  31. 31
    Gordoom McDoom of Doomland says:

    No worries – I’ll elevetae you next year when I’m PM again.

  32. 32
    ThickAsThievesReborn says:

    The Baron of Foy charges in from the rear.

  33. 33
    The minister for Holywood says:

    Hague’s there. Where is Angelina?

  34. 34
    really Dave? says:

    Deficit falling?

  35. 35
    Typical Voter says:

    They’re all shit

  36. 36
    Sue Denim says:

    “He just doesn’t get it.” “Cost of living crisis”.

    Anyone else playing b*llsh*t bingo?

  37. 37
    Typical Voter says:

    10 mins in and our shite PM hasn’t answered one bloody question yet!

  38. 38
    Typical Voter says:

    We ask you the fecking questions!

  39. 39
    Parvomig says:

    Dave is not being straight. In fact the LibLabCon are not being straight. The country is in even more debt today than 2010 and full austerity is yet to be imposed by the government and will nave to be post the next election

  40. 40
    Pished Scotch watch says:

    Is he pissed yet? It’s gone 12.

  41. 41

    Why Dave so fixated on ‘women’ ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  42. 42
    Dedicated follower of fashion says:

    Why the race to appoint more wimin?

    It should be a race to appoint the most able.

  43. 43
    Sleepless in Kirkcaldy says:

    He thinks it shows gravitas. Or bird sh*t is lucky

  44. 44
    Jean claude juncker says:

    Why do you Brits put up with this pan-faced incompetent?
    He’s even failing to string together the old clichés now.

  45. 45
    watch your cocks says:

    shagger nokes

  46. 46
    Rt Hon. Donkey Smith says:

    Anyone know if £6Billion is a good deal for 1,000 of those PC thingys?

  47. 47
    Mark Cavendish says:

    Shut the f up Pan-Face

  48. 48
    Typical Voter says:

    I’ve got more respect for Dick n Dom.
    Wouldn’t trust any of these tw@s to re-wire a 3 pin plug.

  49. 49
    The flower died of neglect tra la la says:

    Liars on display showing how well the lie, the HOC kids club debating society at it’s usual crappiest, six year old kids still waiting in the corridors to show them how to do a proper job , but these turds know they are on telly, hello mum.

  50. 50
    Habottle, Harbottle and Lewis says:

    They should appoint a No win No fee lawyer to attorney general. We might win some cases against Europe then.

  51. 51
    Fishy says:

    Dire, How appallingly dire Miliband was today. He’s getting worse and is sinking quickly. All he could do today was go back, round in circles, asking questions he was failing on last year.

    No doubt the BBC will say how well Miliband did.

  52. 52

    But Dave seems to have put together a defensive losing team with his shuffle yesterday, not a strong winning one.

    If he feels that four years long enough for someone in a job, why then are we stuck with him for five ?

    Vote UKIP :-D

  53. 53

    Dave’s bald patch expanding rapidly.

  54. 54
    Fraudster PM Cameron says:

    I’ll be at and ASDA warehouse tomorrow talking shite with a bunch of low threat shelf stacking staff behind me.
    Diminished employment rights are good for HardWorkingPeople.

  55. 55
    We all know it says:

    David Cameron will be available for after dinner speeches, weddings and bar mitzvahs from 8th May 2015.

  56. 56
    The flower died of neglect tra la la says:

    Do they use the air from this chamber to heat up the hot water in the HOC.

  57. 57
  58. 58
    Sick of the Tory eilte says:

    Still not as consistently awful as the Dunce of Downing Street.

  59. 59
    Dr Death says:

    Whats this politics lark coming to, I expected at least one of our new tarts to be dancing around the mace by now..more broken promises from Camoron..

  60. 60
    The flower died of neglect tra la la says:

    It’s the gang that shouts the loudest that gets the attention, single voters who complain are told to go away your not wanted until it’s voting time.

  61. 61
    the other Miliband says:

    Cost of living crisis.

  62. 62
    General Erection says:

    The Conservatives assisted death will occur on 7th May 2015.

  63. 63
    The flower died of neglect tra la la says:

    She’s just a mini me, 4ft tall in her high heels.

  64. 64

    Assisted Suicide is the new Aktion-T4 from Europe.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  65. 65
    Fishy says:

    Really? A bit of Socialist wishful thinking.

  66. 66
    The Policy Exchange says:

    Dear Tax Payer,

    Thanks for all the money, it’s come in very useful.
    Apologies for being utterly shit at literally everything we do.
    Hey, ho.

    Inexperienced Kids at the Policy Exchange

  67. 67
    E. U. Junkers says:

    That’s okay – soon you will all be using two pins like us.

  68. 68
    Me says:

    And Bat Mitzvas. He’s female-friendly now.

  69. 69
    ONS says:

    Yeah, it’s a flat fact.

  70. 70
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    I recommend `Coconut Husk` from the Dulux broken Britain range.

  71. 71

    More talk about this crisis and that crisis

  72. 72
    Universal Soldier Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Oh shit.
    Nobody told me that Microsoft had withdrawn support for XP.

  73. 73
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    Have you not understood what the deficit is yet? It is borrowing to cover the shortfall in income. The deficit coming down means borrowing less each year than the year before, but the total debt going up. We cannot start getting debt down until the deficit is eliminated altogether. Labour had the deficit up to 165 billion pounds per year. Once it has been eliminated, THEN we can start begining to repay the debt and get debt levels down.

  74. 74
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    You mean the Deputy Prime Minister? Cos Cameron has been hammering Miliband consistently for a few months now.

  75. 75
    The Establishment is infested with Nonces says:

    “Diminished employment rights are good for HardWorkingPeople”

    Yes they are because hard working people have nothing to fear from them. Hard working people will be in demand and be able to negotiate good employment packages.

    It is the shirkers and the useless dead wood who have something to fear and that would be a very good thing, and increase our economic competitiveness.

  76. 76

    “Unemployment down but wages not rising”.Is this not classic of an economy expanding but with an oversupply of labour,with employers saying if you don’t want the job at this rate ,there are others who will .The media never mentions that immigration under Labour and continued immigration from the EU might have something to do with it the labour oversupply.

  77. 77
    He who sees the result says:

    Don’t talk daft.
    Are you one of those abusive 2 faced bosses?
    Your comment is rather pathetic and extremely ignorant.

  78. 78
    Tribunal Lawyer says:

    Not very bright are we?

  79. 79
    RWG says:

    Ah, a laptop lovely..

    Also known as a throwabout.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Dear fuckdim

    Microsoft gave the withdraw support date for XP when….wait for it….Labour were in power.


  81. 81
    geordieboy says:

    I thought it was seagull shit.

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